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These fucking traitors were supposed to use Chainlink

>> No.18522840

>>18522833
Better trust Tezos saturnian oracles than Chainlonks trustless caribbean orkles.
Also snorkx: (sn-orkel tree shark signatures) coming soon.

>> No.18522851

FUCK TEZOS. LOAD UP THE FUD MARINES

>> No.18522860

>>18522840
>better spend months developing your own oracle solution than use the best oracle solution existing in the market

>> No.18522924

>>18522833
>Fuck TEZOS!
We will dethrone the bastards from the number 10 spot!

They are in so much problems right now with the lawsuits, founders leaving the foundation, founders building projects on other blockchains and the shit goes on.

>Sergey would beat the living shit out of Arthur and Kathleen.

>> No.18523031
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18523031

>>18522860
Clown world is real.

>> No.18523087

>2020 years after Jesus Christ's birth
>not buying the best crypto currency currently available
XTZ to the moon

>> No.18523424
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>>18522851
Tezos army is after you BOY.
Sheeitlink is gonna get it.

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>ATTACK LINK CULTISTS, ATTACK THIS TIZUS!
>THIS IS WUR!
how retarded

>> No.18523864

>>18522833
Unironically bullish

Remember linkies FIVE to TEN YEARS

>> No.18524952
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18524952

>>18522833
Why would Tezos use a centralized oracle solution?

>> No.18524992

>>18524952
This is the same retard
>>18523974
Look how cringe

>> No.18525168

>>18524992
>t. seething linker can't answer a simple question

>> No.18525279

>>18523087
Hosanna!

>> No.18526435

>>18522851
Tezos' javascript has been hacked and now all the contracts are being affected, meaning they will fail one by one.

But here's the real trick; every contract that fails first has to be validated by other contracts, Thus the first stake won't fail until EVERY SINGLE STAKE has verified it actually has failes

XTZ will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 50 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the stakes are actually verified as failed.

Kathleen is now busy setting up extra contracts to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. She has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the Tezos chain. This means contracts will appear to succeed, while they are struggling to succeed, but in the meantime they cant because the Proof-of-Stake is not verifying. Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other contract creators will know whats really going on.

Get into something else now

>> No.18526499

>>18522851
By buying Tezos, you are making 4channers money.
Do you really want a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic peices of shit to get rich?
Yeah, I don't think so.

Redditors unite against Tezos!

>> No.18526513

>>18524952
Holy fuck didn't know that Vitalik was this dumb

>> No.18526756

>>18526435
As a developer I gotta say this pasta is top level cringe jesus, really hope is ironic

>> No.18526803

>>18526435
Tezos is written in Ocaml. Total shill pajeet.

Tezos is very secure. No known hacks where millions have been stolen.

Chainlink is a scam PAJEEET !

>> No.18526846

>>18526756
Yes it is, this single 17 yrs old schizo here >>18523974 decided to fud tezos because he owns chainlink and he's too poor to buy both.
Now he's trying to set off a cringe and made up war between what he believes is the "tezos community" and "link community".
This is one of the cringest things i've seen on that board.

>> No.18526862

>>18526499
Thanks, just loaded my bags even more!

>> No.18526887

>>18526846
Agreed. There's no reason not to see both projects as promising if you're into it. Tezos has a lot going for it, so does link, imo

>> No.18527032

>>18526756
it is i think it was used to FUD chainlink.

>> No.18527074

They will

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>> No.18528496

k

>> No.18528768

>>18522833
It will only be a matter of time before the realize how difficult it is and bend the knee. Didn’t Enigma do the same thing? Bash Chainlink for a year then turn around and integrate it and release and article stating how it was the only viable option. Just give it time anon, be patient.

>> No.18528809

chainlink has no working product

>> No.18528813

>>18528768
I remember rlc trying to build an oracle solution The white paper was hilarious, LINK was mentioned 42 times

>> No.18529059

>>18523031
I fucking love that movie

>> No.18529093

>>18524952
What the fuck, Vitalik goes from "oracles are not needed" to "chainlink is too centralized of an Oracle solution"? Is he a one man FUD nuke? That freak probably has a huge stack of link.