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>> No.18522503

>>18522489
Quick guys, what options should we buy
We need to impress tits girl

>> No.18522507
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18522507

>>18522489
St...Steve?
You okay there buddy?

>> No.18522513
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18522513

>>18522489
Crab as fuck

>> No.18522552
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18522552

any FARM STONKS TO IN veST??? owo IM A GIRLLL

i think we should invest in farmmmmmmsss mmmmm

>> No.18522701

buy ko and stwd?

>> No.18522710
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18522710

wtf just happened to bonds

>> No.18522717
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18522717

>>18522489
He bought GILD?

>> No.18522721
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18522721

>> No.18522725

>>18522552
Holy shit, I'd exercise my 2nd amendment over there and fuck them up

>> No.18522726

GILD is fucking dying kek.

>> No.18522728

>>18522552
>residents
The window dressing is all so tiresome.

>> No.18522735

>>18522710
No one cares about bonds. It's all about equities, baby. We're going to smash through the all-time highs.

>> No.18522736

>oil

>> No.18522738
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18522738

>>18522710
JPow sucked them dry.

>> No.18522740

How my fellow biznats doing today? I'm up 3.5%, haven't been actively trading though.

>> No.18522743

>>18522717
yes
and i regret it

>> No.18522746

>>18522728
Niggers, they meant niggers

>> No.18522747

We were not dumping.
Back to lamboland now!

>> No.18522748

>>18522721
Pictures are nice and all, but you should post links to articles that you're screenshotting from.

>> No.18522756
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18522756

>Why yes, I do invest in FAGIX. How did you know?

>> No.18522757

amazons revenue will disappoint, this will be the next catalyst for the leg down, my dick just told me.

>> No.18522758

Should i buy 10k worth of NET calls

>> No.18522761

US oil will fucking moon when Trump announces tariffs on foreign oil.

>> No.18522763

>>18522740
Up 0.88% lol, after a 40% gainer yesterday.
Hopefully I didn’t shit my profits into trash options. They have time, I still believe

>> No.18522768
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18522768

GIVE ME YOUR TOP 5 HOLD LONG TERM NO GAMBLE STOCKS JUST STRAIGHT LINES STEP-BY-STEP

>> No.18522770

>>18522735
Yet 20+ million unemployed(that number is likely to continue to grow) for another few weeks atleast. Who is buying shit that isnt entertainment or food?

>> No.18522772

Anyone using Questrade here?

>> No.18522774

>>18522725
if you shoot a cowowona nigger he expels corona gas are you sure you still want to shoot him?

>> No.18522780

>>18522761
we can't anger the Saudis. The petrodollar is the only reason we're not Zimbabwe.

>> No.18522781

>18522751
I'm camping for the next 4 nights in national forests so hopefully I outlast the bigfeet and skinwalkers

>> No.18522786
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18522786

Uh oh.

>> No.18522788
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18522788

>>18522710

>> No.18522801

>>18522786
what am i looking at?

>> No.18522803

ahh, so this is why /smg/ is full of so many fucking weebs
https://blog.genesis.vision/the-rice-origins-of-the-candlestick-2d889cb22e21

>> No.18522805

>>18522740
I’m overall down like 40%. I think I might be clinically retarded kek

>> No.18522807

>>18522786
that's what all my stocks look like right now.
What the hell?

>> No.18522808

is there nay way to invest in oil (besides individual stocks/etfs) and not deal with contango or decay?

>> No.18522817

anyone been trading in and out of the banks?

they are making higher lows each time.

>> No.18522818

Green is my favorite color, frens.

>> No.18522821

>>18522721
this satire article from onion dude kek

>> No.18522832

>>18522774
It's like in Xcom when you shoot a zombie and the chrysalid pops out and fucks up half of your squad.

>> No.18522834
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>>18522801
10 year bond yield. Yield goes down = more people in bonds, less money in stocks. Yield goes up = the opposite.

That said, since this is such a common and well known indicator, I wouldn't be surprised if it was done on purpose as part of a short squeeze or something kek.

>pic unrelated

>> No.18522839

>tfw you can't kill yourself because religious so you're hitchhiking too hopefully die that way

>> No.18522844

>>18522768
VEREIT
S&P 500 X3 LEVERAGED
OCCIDENTAL PETROLEUM
ENBRIDGE
BOEING

I took out a 50k loan, then used that loan as capital to get another loan, that's how confident I am in these investments to moon long-term

Imaging buying one of literally two fully functional aircraft producers on the planet while it's valued like a trash tier startup

>> No.18522848

if APA doesnt hold 8 till eod im killing myself

>> No.18522852

>>18522772
I use wst and invest into canadian stonks like a true patriot!
Just kidding, I use wst as training wheels for when I'm ready for big boys gains and not too lazy for US taxes.

>> No.18522856

>>18522726
A mid-May put for $75 is not unrealistic. Their drug is a scam.

>> No.18522858

>>18522817
Yeah bought JPM yesterday

>> No.18522859

>>18522780
Trump has already said that the US cannot afford to give up its fracking industry and energy autonomy. It's a matter of national security. He already said all this a few weeks back. Just watch his press conferences if you want to time the market. Simple as.

>> No.18522864

>>18522768
AMZN
GOOG
XOM
KO
NFLX

>> No.18522866

bonds are getting clapped

>> No.18522868

all these people talking about killing themselves because they are going from being rich to having as much money as i have

>> No.18522867

>>18522839
just start using heroin

>> No.18522870

>>18522839
Join the military. War with Chyna is imminent. You can die for your country with honor like a real man.

>> No.18522879

>>18522839
By that, you mean get raped? HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, anon.

>> No.18522884

>>18522858
nice. i bought C yesterday and added more today

added some JPM to my roth also

>> No.18522889

>>18522808
Buy a petrol station

>> No.18522895
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18522895

>>18522866
We new paradigm now.

>> No.18522898
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>>18522808
>get small loan from bank
>go to gas station and fill barrels with unleaded regular
>store in garage for 1 year, maybe 2
>resell when prices are higher as premium gas
>???

>> No.18522900

>>18522770
Those unemployed were always takers, not makers. The Fed will buy up equities if no one else will, just like the Bank of Japan.

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18522901

>>18522768
TMDX
RTX
PFE
FLIR
SSO

>> No.18522905
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18522905

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18522908
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18522908

What to buy before market closes and will blow the fuck up on monday opening. Please I need to turn 2k into 4k for my birthday and afford a sexdoll

>> No.18522911

MFA moving away from Agency MBS in their most recent 10-k filing, NYMT moving towards agency. Any thoughts on holding some NYMT for the next couple quarters?

>> No.18522915

>>18522859
i hope your eyes get gouged out and your gluttonous underbelly gets scythed stupid american

>> No.18522921

>>18522905
Golden QQQ bullrun

>> No.18522925

>>18522768
RTX
LMT
XOM
NET
TMUS
MEME

>> No.18522926

>>18522859
the US literally cannot afford to give up the petrodollar. Its why people keep buying whatever we BRRRRRR out of thin air.

>> No.18522927

>>18522807
The market has almost perfectly correlated with SPX and inversely with the bond yield for a long time.

>> No.18522929

>>18522911
>MFA moving away from Agency MBS in their most recent 10-k filing

What does that mean for MFA?

>> No.18522933
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18522933

>>18522905
Flattening nothing burger flu.

>> No.18522940

>>18522905
exaggerated
false
over-reported
we-offered-states-money-if-people-had-covid-and-suddenly-everybody-had-covid

>> No.18522944

>>18522879
Won't the truck driver kill me?

>>18522870
I am too retarded

>> No.18522946

>>18522866
The fed's cutting their purchases for the next week in half.

>> No.18522950

>>18522915
t. an increasingly nervous Putin

>> No.18522951

>>18522770
I just bought a video card and nonfiction books and I'm out of work.

>> No.18522955
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18522955

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LAZY OLD BOOMERNIGGER
PUMP IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.18522958

>>18522915
Okay, Chang.

>> No.18522960

>>18522933
hot

>> No.18522963

>>18522929
Less guarantee that their mortgages get paid, as they're unsecured by Freddie Mac and Fannie May. Or at least that's my understanding, doing a personal crash course in REITs right now, seem like a good play.

>> No.18522964

>>18522808
Buy futures for a year out. A guy from wall street will show up at your house to deliver the tanker full of crude, and you can sell it as an all natural anti-aging oil to to middle aged women for $30/oz.

>> No.18522973

Is this dippening due to upcoming Q1 earnings reports? Am I about to get BTFO on AMZN, lads?

>> No.18522975
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18522975

EoD incoming
Will be BIG LEAGUE
You’ve been warned

>> No.18522977

>>18522933
flappers would be hot, except all the chicks who are into that retro fashion lifestyle are disgusting landwhales

>> No.18522984

>>18522717
why did I fall for this shit, god fucking dammit am I retarded

>> No.18522985

>>18522955
the hell idiot -_-;
its up stupid amount already how can you be so greedy

>> No.18522986

>>18522901
speculation: the list

>>18522864
average depending on buy in price

>>18522844
king

>> No.18522987

Why aren't they pumping it?

>> No.18522994

>>18522973
Amazon, FedEx, UPS, and major food retailers like Costco, Safeway, etc., are possibly the only companies to have grown in Q1.

>> No.18522995
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18522995

coronavirus kill the oil industry

>> No.18522997
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18522997

I would have gotten into stocks much earlier had I know Meg Tirrell existed.

>> No.18523008

>>18522987
The kikes have trapped enough retarded all-in newfag gambers. No need to pump their bags any more.

>> No.18523010
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18523010

>He still hasn't pulled out before the inevitable dip after Trump announces the real death number China and the WHO have been covering up tonight

>> No.18523011

>>18522987
If they do it much more we will become Venezuela.

>> No.18523013

https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/04/17/whats-happening-with-remdesivir

Nothing burger

>> No.18523014
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18523014

>>18522977
>flappers would be hot
Have you looked at modern women? Flappers would be embarrassed.

>> No.18523017

>>18523008
dammit. I just thrown in 700 dollars a few minutes ago

>> No.18523032

>>18522950
>>18522958
t. unipolar ignorant americans
you cant live without a single shithole not using your currency. Send more coups to Maduro and Nicaragua

>> No.18523033

I have 600 in cash, what should I buy?
No oil related stocks, I have enough already. And rtx too.

>> No.18523040

>>18522844
>S&P 500 X3 LEVERAGED

Which ETF specifically do you use? Direxion?

>> No.18523041

>>18522997
she's got that liminal not-quite-slampig look that makes my dick diamonds

>> No.18523043
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18523043

>>18522955
> Sir, they are calling for Jerome.
> Price him in

>> No.18523045

J-Jerome

This is a b-bear trap right?

>> No.18523046

So, we all realize that if we continue these bullshit lockdowns that we’re going to realize that we can’t afford to and we’re just going to open the country back up and do the “herd immunity” thing, right?
Something we should have done from the beginning.

>> No.18523047

>>18523011
if it works for venezuela and zimbabwe then it works for the world

>> No.18523063

>>18523014
Did you read anything after that part, anon addressed that directly

>> No.18523073

>>18523010
God I hope it's YUGE.

>> No.18523079

>>18523046
that's supposed to be bullish.
Whatever
JUST PUMP.
Come on drumpf just do it

>> No.18523082
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18523082

>>18522987
>>18523011
>>18523047
>Healthy infinite growth

>> No.18523098

>>18522987
What time do you think it is?

>> No.18523100

>>18523046
yes it was all virtue signaling

the ONLY justification for the lockdowns is we avoided *mostly* the running on ICU beds which I get

otherwise it was fucking stupid and we will be studying this period of time for DECADES to come

>> No.18523103

>>18523046
Enjoy the 8% death rate instead of 2% as hospitals fill up completely and overflow. Plus the inability to get critical care for anything else like an injury or heart attack. The curve flattening shit ensures that only the boomers and fatties die. Plus I get to work from home full time so fuck you.

>> No.18523113

>>18523040
https://www.wisdomtree.eu/en-gb/etps/equities/wisdomtree-sp-500-3x-daily-leveraged

>> No.18523115
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18523115

when will get rid of the petrodollar /bros/

>> No.18523118

I'll give you guys some hints
>GLD bullish
>ATVI bullish
>GILD bearish
>NVDA bearish
>UBER bearish
thank me later

>> No.18523120
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>>18523063
>modern women wear nearly nothing or skin tight see trough fabric for maximum attention
Flappers would be considered modest.

>> No.18523123

>>18523115
it wouldn't be profitable

>> No.18523126

I AM FINANCIALLY RETARDED

>> No.18523130
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18523130

>about to make contact with the moving average
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

>> No.18523131

>>18523032
>Send more coups to Maduro

How does an RTX cruise missile sound instead?

>> No.18523136

>>18523046
We couldn't afford to from the beginning. We live in a shit debt economy that requires constant growth, and the only reason we closed down is because most politicians in power have less knowledge on economy than the average person in this thread. Just look at how a crack in the housing market lead us to be just hours away from the entire world bank system collapsing in 2008, our economy was never made to handle any form of stop in our growth. The crash is inevitable

>> No.18523143

ELON YOU FUCK

>> No.18523146

>>18523082
it seems to be working for them

>>18523126
same

>> No.18523147

>>18523103
Oh no, 8%? Jeepers.

>> No.18523153

>>18523131
sounds bullish

>> No.18523154

>>18523100
>the ONLY justification for the lockdowns is we avoided *mostly* the running on ICU beds which I get
one thing i've wondered is whether fed/state govts have actually done anything to increase capacity for the inevitable further waves when the lockdowns are lifted? if not then we're going to be in worse shape than before anyway

>> No.18523157

ELON DO SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18523160

>>18523130
if it goes up, the moving average will start to go up
if it goes down, the moving average will continue to go down
hope that clears it up for you

>> No.18523166
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TRNX has delivered for me today, I've sold with a 40% gain. Could've held over the weekend but fuck it, profit is profit and why risk it over the two days the market is in limbo?. So that means my actual loses for this year is only 779 due to my ONTX blunder. May enter TRNX again on monday with a much smaller wad, just enough to make up the loss. But then again that loss could come in handy when I'm doing next years taxes. Now the time is ripe to implement my long range plan, the next time the S&P takes a dip, I'll strike and dump a fat wad into my Funds. The S&P is still down a lot, all the more epic gains for me over the next several decades.

>> No.18523168

>>18523147
26160000 people dying is probably a bad thing

>> No.18523170

>>18523073
It's allready been leaked there was atleast 40 000 deaths in Wuhan in March, it's going to be absolutely fucked if Trump announces this

>> No.18523174

>>18523154
lol, no
some hospitals are actually taking down their emergency beds and covid units

>> No.18523176

>>18523046
The choice is basically between dead boomers or dead economy. Right now the governments are trying to thread the needle between a few deaths with a short economic downturn while they mentally prepare people with their "new normal" behavioral strategy of not shaking hands, wearing masks everywhere, social distancing, smaller public groups, etc so they lessen the social impact of boomers knowing they've been forsaken with many companies going out of business

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18523179

Guys what else do I need to buy?

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>>18522985
>-_-;
go back

>> No.18523185

>>18523046
>Something we should have done from the beginning.
Excuse me? Think a moment about all the gains I made on this hysteria

>> No.18523186

>>18523146
Indeed, everyone is clamoring to set up shop in Venezuela!

>> No.18523191

>>18523131
Trump and Putin have both pledged, however, to expand their nuclear forces

>> No.18523201
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18523201

>>18522870
Were not gonna go to war with chyna

>> No.18523202

>>18523179
Try NYC real estate--MFA.

>> No.18523206

>Nasdaq almost negative
What a gay and fake pump

>> No.18523207

>>18523154
the main argument against that is that when we have rampant testing we're all going to realize we have it/had it and we won't care and go on with our lives

only the old boomers will go to the ICU like with the normal flu

>> No.18523212

>>18522768

T
DOW
VZ
RTX
TXN
CSCO

Yeah I know that's six but those are my six divvy stocks i'm putting into.
Will be spreading out a bit more as my SHORT TERM GET RICH QUICK stocks pay off.

>> No.18523213

>>18523179
Intel

>> No.18523215

>>18522489
So OIL is going to crash on monday right guys? It makes no fucking sense that it would be up today.

>> No.18523228

>>18522768
BABA
NIO
JD
TCHEY
CXDC

>> No.18523229

>>18523130
capitulation

>> No.18523234

>>18523215
>It makes no fucking sense that it would be up today.
are u a fucking retard? where are u even looking

>> No.18523235

>>18523179
ko, but I'd wait until it becomes cheaper

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18523236

>>18522489
Should I buy a bear call or a bull put?

>> No.18523237

>>18523179
You're quite oil heavy bruh

>> No.18523240

LIBERATE BIZ!

>> No.18523241

>>18523215
no oil go up
>t. bagholding from pre-reverse split GUSH

>> No.18523242

>>18522986
>speculation
i absolutely do not have insider information about one of these companies and have not swung it multiple times despite having clear knowledge of its huge upside

>> No.18523243

>>18523201
>implying Chyna didn't release a bioweapon on its own population
>implying Chyna didn't silence its own doctors from spreading awareness on the internet
>implying Chyna didn't knowingly allow infected to travel outside of Wuhan
>implying Chyna didn't continue to lie about its numbers

Boy, do I have a big surprise for you.

>> No.18523245

>>18523179
>BABA
Chinese shit
>CCL
Bankrupt
>NET
Meme
>XOM, HAl, MAR
Dead
>RTX
Ok
>RDSB
Kinda dead
>SBUX
MCD is better
>UAL
Really dead
>V
Too early
>WTI
No
>DIS
Pointless

>> No.18523247

>>18523174
That's because hospitals aren't getting flooded like all the panicking retards thought. The hospitalization rate is very, very low.

>> No.18523250

>>18523179
>shell, xom, hal
no

>> No.18523253

>>18523236
both

>> No.18523256

What's the best method of suicide?

>> No.18523257
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>>18522985
>ID: /d/
RKG = dickgirl confirmed

>> No.18523258

>>18523228
Eat bat, chink

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>https://finance.yahoo.com/m/0d3d0dae-507f-36ec-9e26-b99acecd8f26/tesla-stock-is-up-for-the.html?.tsrc=rss

YAHOO FINANCE IS SEETHING AHAHAHAHA

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18523273

>>18523201
>Were not gonna go to war with chyna
LMAO! THIS FUCKING DUDE ITS CLUELESS!

>> No.18523279

>>18523179
BAM NEE TDY

>> No.18523281

Daily reminder that the average morgue at a major hospital only holds 5-6 bodies.

>> No.18523284

>>18523201
Sure we will, it's just that it'll be a cold war. Plenty of opportunities in the military and defence contracters, minimal shooting; i.e. the best of both worlds.

>> No.18523287
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18523287

>>18522870
War with other countries in the future is not possible due to something known as mutually assured destruction.

>> No.18523288

>>18523228
why is NIO going down right now?
I just bought

>> No.18523290

>>18523176
>not shaking hands
>literally a 5000 year old practice
Not gonna happen

>> No.18523293

>>18523256
If one lives near the coast: drowning. Tie enough weight to yourself using many knots. Hop on in. Guaranteed to work.

>> No.18523296
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>>18523179

>> No.18523297

>>18523281
The correct answer is more like 24 on average. Trauma centers 40-60 depending on how close to the ghetto they are.

>> No.18523301

>>18523243
I mean I’d be down to sign up to fight them. Ever since I heard about gutter oil I’ve just wanted them gone

But I just don’t see an actual war with China. Maybe deep sanctions and the world trying to distance themselves a bit but no way a full war

Source: I’m retarded and am holding sqqq so we’re probably going to war kek

>> No.18523305

>>18523281
>still believing in death
The facts are in, death is a hoax.

>> No.18523307
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18523307

>>18523228
>China

>> No.18523308

>>18523284
>defence
Fag spelling

>> No.18523312

>>18523179
How does NET have so much cash and nearly no debt even though they never made a profit?

>> No.18523313

>>18523287
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGeyYpAxFU4

Imagine not knowing about weapons as destructive as nukes but without the fallout so that not international treaties are broken. Just imagine that for a moment.

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>>18523287

>> No.18523319

>>18523237
Yeah I feel like this is a once in a lifetime buying opportunity on something that will certainly come back up to its previous prices

>> No.18523325

>>18523284
I can see more of a Cold War but the way people are talking makes it sound like they think we’re gonna invade them

I could definitely be wrong I’m just a computer guy not international relations but a traditional war with China seems like it would be a huge waste and not much gained

>> No.18523329

>tfw GILD puts
i hope it drops like a stone next week

>> No.18523331
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>>18523259
I really like TSLA but remember when its was $1000 for no reason? Now its $1000 when there is every reason for it to be $100. Honk honk.

>> No.18523334

>>18523312
They spend it all on advertising and R&D. They make tons of revenue with huge margins

>> No.18523335

>Gild
talk about getting pumped and then dumped like a cheap whore.

>> No.18523339

>>18523325
>but the way people are talking makes it sound like they think we’re gonna invade them
why are you paying attention to the retards who invaded this thread from the rest of the board?

>> No.18523347

>>18523259
> chances of 10 straight days of gains are roughly 0.1%. It might happen every two to three years if investors get lucky

Fuck TSLA

>> No.18523346

>>18523147
Based viewpoint. The population should really be shrunk by 50% or more.
But don't lie and say that wouldn't temporarily destroy civilization and cause extreme restructuring.

>> No.18523348

>>18523293
>anon tries walking into the ocean with heavy weights on his feet
>sinks into the wet sand before he can get deep enough to drown
>stuck waiting for hours before getting arrested and contracting COVID19 in holding
>in and out of hospital and jail until nightmare is over, then has to plan next suicide attempt

>> No.18523352

>>18523273
Face it anon, we're in the worst timeline. Nothing happens.

>> No.18523354
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2820 DEFENDED AGAIN ON S&P

>> No.18523361

>>18523245
>Rdsb
>Got through two world Wars
>Kinda Dead
Shut up please

>> No.18523362

>>18523313
>>18523317
Mathematical unsound.

>> No.18523363

>>18523290
Going outside to forage for food is a 5,000,000 year old practice but people seem to get used to the alternatives pretty quickly

>> No.18523365

>>18522717
>buying GILD at +14% AH
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.18523369
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18523369

Why do you guys hate investing in China so much? It's a high growth market with huge upside. i don't get it, just seems like racism to me.

>> No.18523370

>>18523245
You must live a pathetic life

>> No.18523371
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>>18523335
Adam Feurestein closed out his position already

>> No.18523378

>>18522503
Who? The ugo with mental problems? Not interested in her.

>> No.18523380

>>18523301
All we need to do is re-North Korea-ize them and they'll be out of our hair.

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18523387

can someone explain to me how the graph for fucking SEAWORLD is allowed to look like this? Just how fucking retarded are burgers?

>> No.18523392

So are airlines a really long hold? Like southwest, delta and united?

We talkin 3-5 years?

>> No.18523395

is civil war bullish or bearish? or is it priced in already?

>> No.18523397

how much of my resources should stay liquid?

>> No.18523398

>>18523361
Everything is going to go lower than right now, and oil is really bad. Doesn't mean its going to go away, but its definitely going down.

>>18523370
Wow thats mean dude. Maybe you'll feel better after some McDonalds?

>> No.18523399

>>18523369
its a paper dragon

>> No.18523401

>>18523369
I would be lying if I said it wasn’t partly racism, but mostly it’s that they are untrustworthy pieces of shit

>> No.18523403

>>18523397
Unless you like to gamble then 100%.

>> No.18523407

>>18523313
And that is... relevant how?

>> No.18523409

>>18523287
It's also why China can't do shit if we embargo them, economic war is now the highest level of escalation.

>> No.18523413

>>18523395
Civil war? Just like in my marvel movies!

>> No.18523415

>>18523348
Kek

>> No.18523417

>>18523369
Wrong. It's the other way around. China is extremely nationalistic and racist. They do a great job of keeping almost all the growth to themselves. If you invest with them it's like joining the mafia except you'll never move up the ladder past stooge unless you're like 70% genetically Chinese.

>> No.18523425

>>18523387
Everyone's mad at Sea World since that documentary Black Fish came out, they're considered evil now. You can virtue signal by talking about how bad they are. Sell.

>> No.18523427

I hope the bubble hasn't burst just yet.
That was a short bull run. But it does seem like this could be the end of the return to normal pump

>> No.18523428

>>18523046
I think the plan was always to do herd immunity with a soft open. Once they have enough beds and ventilators providing top quality care won’t be an issue just need to spread the virus out.

>> No.18523429

>>18523413
there's a civil war in marvel movies?

>> No.18523432

>>18523369
>high growth
>huge upside
Its literally fake from top to bottom filled with stone age peasants who believe rhino horn dust fixes ED, will literally eat anything that moves, and sell their grandma to organ harvesters for a quick buck.

>> No.18523433

just about an hour until close. will we see EOD pump or dump? or a stupid crab

>> No.18523435

>>18523369
Lets see
>$LK
Yup

>> No.18523438

>>18523369
>Why do you guys hate investing in China so much?

Just take a look at $LK.

>> No.18523444

>>18523313
>weapons as destructive as nukes but without the fallout so that not international treaties are broken
You mean tariffs, sanctions, and embargoes?

>> No.18523445

>>18523387
Nothing wrong with that chart. It's actually one of the saner charts around town right now.

>> No.18523448

>>18523413
>too lazy to post a soijak

>> No.18523450

>>18523435
>>18523438
yeah but there's been many instances too of American stocks cooking books, just look at Enron

>> No.18523452

>>18523433
Margin Calls and there was a fake pump AH yesterday.

60/30/10 in favor of the dump

>> No.18523454

>>18523433
Stupid ass crab. I kind of expect an after hours dump to match yesterdays pump desu.

>> No.18523461

>>18523348
>landlubber detected
You don't walk into the ocean, you jump in off a boat or pier.

>> No.18523462

>Taylor Swift officially canceling 2020 concerts
>refers ticketholders to address Ticketmaster for refund terms on May 1st

This is your last chance to get on the puts train for LYV. As Taylor goes so does the performing nation.

>> No.18523472

>>18523445
>>18523425
how did it get so high in the first place? Isn't it just a shitty aquarium circus gimmick? Don't even give a shit about animal cruelty lmao

>> No.18523473

Anyone know of an effective way of telling which kind of mortgages a REIT deals with, like retail or residential or business?

>> No.18523476

>>18523363
Handshakes are an assessment tool you dumb fuck. It’s a psychological and social necessity.

>> No.18523479

just sold my gild calls -30%
and now we pump

>> No.18523487

>>18523427
It's allready burst. 10% of our workforce gone, main street has allready ran out of bailout money so all the small industries are going to go bankrup, people refusing to pay their debts. The only reason the stock market isn't falling is because of the feds artificially keeping it alive. We are seriously long term fucked

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>>18522740
Up 3% today mostly by the good graces of our lord RTX, blessed be thy Standards

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>>18523450
>Enron
>The entire country of China is Enron x1000
Fuck off Chang.

>> No.18523505

>>18523487
>We are seriously long term fucked
yes but I hope this is not the big crash.
I hope we've got a month to go

>> No.18523510

>>18523476
No, it isn't.

>> No.18523515

>put all of my trump bucks into stocks of Zillow
Did I do it right /smg/oys?

>> No.18523516

>>18523450
Yea. At least we can prosecute American companies listed on the exchanges. Chinese companies have used reverse mergers and VIE to avoid american legal authorities. No Chinese legal authorities don't do shit.

Watch The China Hustle

>> No.18523517

>>18523329
I just bought one and it literally pumped 50 cents afterwards, I’m sorry.

>> No.18523520

>>18523429
Captain America civil war is a great work of art on par with da vinci, motzart or pickle rick.

>> No.18523527

TIM FUCKING AAPL!!!!! I KNEW YOU WOULDN"T LET ME DOWN!!!! +300% ON THE DAY!!!! FUCK OFF LOSERS

>> No.18523531

>>18522503
>impress a girl
ngmi

>> No.18523533

>>18523369
is that a sanitary pad in her knickers? Women are vile

>> No.18523535

>>18523487
who here wants to see shit crash and burn. Glad i have gold and BTC on hold.

>> No.18523538

EXCUSE ME FRIENDS

Did JM Smuckers just make a golden cross?

>> No.18523540

>>18523472
By existing during a ridiculous ten year bull market.

>>18523479
Never panic sell. Watch for resistance.

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>>18522503

cringe

>> No.18523545

>>18523515
>e-realty company that flips houses across america
ok

>> No.18523551

>>18523472
china

>> No.18523552

>>18523334
I just looked into it. You are right, they have insane growth and magins. I like that they don't have any debt and the valuation seems good too. Thanks for the tip, I will research it further.

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You guys really have never seen China Hustle? I'm married to a hapa and her Chink dad absolutely hates them and constantly goes on about how corrupt and soulless everywhere but Hong Kong is.

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>>18523462
I wish I new how To do options. I would be right there with you

>> No.18523575

>>18523515
Real estate market on the precipice of tanking but sure

>> No.18523581

>girl buying stocks
Huge sell signal, markets will crash on Monday.

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18523582

ITT: We summon the MILK TRUCK

>> No.18523583

the line is never going down again, the sooner you realize this the better

>> No.18523587

>>18523567
study The Greeks

>> No.18523588

ok guys I got some easter money from my dad here's how it went:
100 shares AXAS
2 shares ERJ
1 share MRO

>> No.18523589
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>>18523582

>> No.18523590

>>18523567
what app is this?

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>>18523581
>girls found the stock sock

>> No.18523596

>>18523567
>Priced at $37
>$25 5/15 is high risk
>$20 10/16 is medium rick
Robin hood is such a fucking scam.

>> No.18523599

>>18523557
>anti-China dogwhistle propaganda

nah senpai I'm good

>> No.18523604

>>18523589
milk truk just arive

>> No.18523613

>>18522740
Down ~15% on a S&P put but the rest is mooning.

>> No.18523615

>>18523371
Why is based Shkreli locked up while this piece of shit walks around Fuck this motherfucker

>> No.18523616

>>18523599
>trusting chyna
not even lefties are this dumb

>> No.18523622

>>18523567
Honestly bro you don't want to get into options. It's like a heroin addiction.

>> No.18523625

>>18523567
If you want to short a stock with options, you’d buy a put.

On Robinhood, one put option is 100 shares of a stock. When you buy a put option, you put in a strike price and a term date. After you’ve bought the option, you have until the term date to sell 100 shares of that stock at the strike price. You’re essentially paying someone to buy stocks at a given price

>> No.18523627

>>18523369
Have you not been paying attention? 2020 is the year the world is collectively getting tired of China's commie shit.

>> No.18523632

I want to drive my car into walmart and sack it while blasting nigger music, any tips On not getting shot by the police? (coronavirus is in prison so prisoner will soon riot out of prison)

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>>18523599
lol fuck off Zhang 'Dogboiler' Zhing

>> No.18523641

>>18523622

i used to do heroin, so i should definitely get into option then

>> No.18523642

>>18523596
yeah that's coding based on the contract date and unrelated to teh price.
they should fix that tho, the fact that either of those are listed as buys is pretty fucked

>> No.18523651

>>18523615
qrd on Feurestein. hes jew. i said it

>> No.18523657

>>18522834
Dude, are you 3x leveraging. That was some impressive growth.

>> No.18523663

just grabbed REML holy shit it's cheap rn

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>>18523632
>tips On not getting shot by the police?
Don't be a nigger.

>> No.18523667

>>18523599
Whether you are anti-China or not, China is anti-you.

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>>18523473
You're sure to find that under "investor relations" or similar on the REIT's website.

>> No.18523680

GILD is def going down

>> No.18523686

>>18523527
What are you talking about?

>> No.18523689
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>chinks gdp tanks
>market responds positively
>tfw you realize if all Chinese died today the DJIA would shoot to 40k

>> No.18523704

>buy some shitty penny stock, hope for that small 1% gain
>it moves several leaders of countries or other powerful positions that creates a chain effect that makes the stock go down
what is this power i possess

>> No.18523711

>>18523663
Why is it dipped so much? Is the outlook really that bad?

>> No.18523714

>>18523516
Where's the go to place to stream The Chyna Hustle these days? I don't watch a lot of movies so I'm not up on that stuff

>> No.18523718

>>18523689
no. The indian and vietnamese stock market would go 10x

>> No.18523722

How to accept I missed out on a biomeme or some meme penny stock that went over 3x? Only had to hold about a week longer.

Each time i see something like that i imagine what if i went in with 10k. But realistically id lose a lot of money in most cases rather than literally profiting 20k + 10k initial returned.

>> No.18523721

>>18523704
autism

>> No.18523730

Bros I unironically don't respect women

>> No.18523731

fucking $JCP up 12%... /smg/ pump

>> No.18523740
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18523740

canada is fuk

>> No.18523746

New:
>>18523726
>>18523726
>>18523726

>> No.18523747

MFA is going to crab into close and gap down i can feel it /-:

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18523748

Oil chads, how you doing? Pretty fine, myself

>> No.18523751

Will soibois ever recover?

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/san-diego-comic-con-international-canceled/2307890/

>> No.18523753

We getting V shape recovery aren't we?

>> No.18523756

>Feurstein walking back GILD excitement on CNBC

HA
This is bigger than anything he’s ever done. I think he realized this is going to blow the FUCK up in his face.

>>18523651
Yeah but a lot of my favorite doctors, accountants, and financial analysts are jews.
Evan Siegelman or whatever of credit Suisse helped me make big monies (and avoid losing big monies) in biotech.

>> No.18523761

>>18523731
OOOOOOOOOOO

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>JCP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18523764

>>18523714
http://solarmovie.net/watch/pxwJJgvz-the-china-hustle.html

>> No.18523791

>>18523711
I'm too dumb to say, but it's real estate which I assume is knocked out rn

>> No.18523807

Listen, if everyone on this board bought 100+ shares of $JCP we could get it to moon and then dump it
We have the power

>> No.18523825

>>18523731
just sold today, got 5 cents gain hell yeah

>> No.18523847

>>18523807
if everyone on this board bought 10,000 shares of JCP we could elect a representative to the Board

>> No.18523869

>>18523670
Perfect, thank you very much

>> No.18523870

>>18523369

Go buy some Luckin coffee if you're so bullish on China.

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Why are you faggots on this board so late?
Why ddin't you short JCP when this all started?

>> No.18523880
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>>18522768
At a cursory look, I think CARR could be a good stock to buy. I did a quick net present value analysis based on some numbers I pulled off Morningstar. I'm assuming that the stock is trading at approximately 6.6 times free cash flow and that free cash flow will grow at a rate of just 1% annually. The break-even point with the inputs I used was after 9 years. In addition, I'm thinking that it could be trading at a discount currently, so a good jump in the return could come just from the stock beginning to trade at a higher multiple (once more analysts jump on board for instance). For comparison, Trane (TT) is trades at more than 10 times free cash flow currently (also based on Morningstar data).

>> No.18523885
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18523885

>mfw about to FOMO into JCP

>> No.18523907

>>18523825
>>18523847
see, we could stage a hostile takeover of JCP
???
Profit

>> No.18523941

>>18523764
Nice. Thanks

>> No.18524002

>>18523880
thanks for the actual financial analysis anon, wow, i feel like i'm reading something written by someone who isn't a 15 year old

>> No.18524115

>>18524002
never trust somebody who does FA in excel

>> No.18524179

>>18523885
what's a make it stack of jcp?

>> No.18524283

>>18524179
4,000 since Jeff Basedos is going to buy you out at $500/share

>> No.18524600
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OPENING MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE 1K, WHAT DO I BUY? I JUST WANT STOCKS NO COMPLICATED SHIT

>> No.18524856

>>18524283
Why do you think this?

>> No.18524915

candle looked bearish af, rally before the close, looks bullish. JOOST

>> No.18525002

>>18524856
Some anonymous guy on a racist nazi forum told me it was going to happen.

>> No.18525025

>>18523596
You’re saying that because that strike price is a lot lower than current market pride right? You’d want a strike price around current price so it doesn’t have to drop too much before you’re in the money?

Just trying to understand options. Not fucking with them until I completely understand them. I do need to read up in the Greeks though

>> No.18525201

>>18524283
fuck.... I only got 1000 shares.