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>> No.18508293

RIP BEARS

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>> No.18508295

>bobo faggots btfo

>> No.18508301
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18508301

>burs

>> No.18508304
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18508304

We are going to make it oil bros!

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>>18508278
>what did you spend your trumpbux on
incarcerated niggers

>> No.18508317

>>18508304
Should I buy oil? Nothing is open yet

>> No.18508320

>>18508293
S

>> No.18508325
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18508325

I told you faggots to buy BA today at the dip, but of course you didn't listen. This is why you're poor.

>> No.18508327

>betting against USA

>> No.18508329

"return to normal"

>> No.18508331
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18508331

MERICA

>> No.18508332

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.18508335
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18508335

I put Abbott on my watch list three weeks ago and never pulled the trigger, bros

>> No.18508336
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>>18508278
Long: GILD, REGN
Short: ZM, BA

>> No.18508337
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18508337

easy money incoming

>> No.18508339
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18508339

I bought these as a joke
I'M NOT LAUGHING

>> No.18508342
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WHAT ARE FUTURES DOING OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18508344
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>>18508335
let this be a lesson to you, buy all the way down

>> No.18508349

the absolute state of libtards and bears

>> No.18508348
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>>18508329
NEW PARADIGM

>> No.18508350

>>18508307
bullish

>> No.18508356
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18508356

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coq-OlEdZQ8

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>>18508325
Why is SPR not up? Am I missing something or is this an opportunity? If Boeing restarts production SPR has to restart production, simple as.

>> No.18508359

>bears thought todays dip was the start of the end
Blastoff tomorrow and Monday. Literally free money to hold options over the weekend at this point.

>> No.18508360

>>18508325
10% gain? Big deal.

>> No.18508362
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>>18508337
what kind of zip-zooha mumbo-jumbo bullshit is this?

>> No.18508365
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>> No.18508374
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18508374

Ahem....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>> No.18508376

>>18508317
Should’ve bought in when it bottomed out clear as day at 3pm ET

>> No.18508378

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

>> No.18508380 [DELETED] 

>>18508348
CUM

>> No.18508383

>Saw the dump my portfolio took at lunch
>Just hodling so I don't check in a while
>Checked a minute ago and suddenly my portfolio just rebounded past the last two dumps.
Wtf was that?

>> No.18508384

>>18508360
>implying it won't moon past $155 tomorrow

Cope.

>> No.18508385

Ooh demon girls huh? Gotta study that one.

>> No.18508389

first for futures end in the red

>> No.18508390
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18508390

+106%

>> No.18508392

>>18508293
S.
>EXPONENTIAL CURVE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, YOU RETARDED IDIOT!! MODELING!

>> No.18508394

can someone tell me why oilniggers are cocky when we're crabbing around $20?

>> No.18508395
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18508395

SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

>> No.18508397

Is it time to fomo in?

>> No.18508402

>>18508325
no you didn't. i told them to buy. fuck off don't try to steal my thunder.

>> No.18508403
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18508403

Literally imagine being fucking bearish in this clown market LMAO.

JEROME!!!! HIT IT!!

>> No.18508406
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18508406

hourly reminder CCL is gonna absolutely MOON tomorrow and you're gonna miss out

>> No.18508409

>>18508389
nah. I hate to say it but I think the big boys are relying on FOMO during open trading hours tomorrow for people to jump in and they will rug pull.

They might (this is a baseless guess) rely on the weekend for bullshit news to blame the rugpull on during Monday.

>> No.18508411

>>18508362
first bear slash incumming

>> No.18508416
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>>18508278
>Work in oil
>Pretty much getting fired shortly, company just announced cuts at analyst call today
Thank god i got spy calls so i can still make it in this market.

>> No.18508419

>>18508394

anticipation of oil demand due to states opening

>> No.18508420

>>18508394
Massive supply is coming offline (or bankrupted) but demand will increase from these levels (30 year lows). This is the beginning of the new oil bull for whoever survives

>> No.18508422

>>18508383
>Wtf was that?
Google Gilead Remdesivir

>> No.18508425

>>18508397
it's too late brother you might want to rob a bank to make up for the gains you could have had

>> No.18508427

>>18508218
>sheer difference in the rate of change between american and canadian stocks.
USA does have robust and diverse economy. Ultimately, if Canada has craters and investor's question Canada's ability to pay its debts, i think you will see Canada sell off some crown and federal agencies.
>Sauce? They're fucking it up because it's too good for the slaves of this marvelous chinese prison aren't they?
it is too good to be true, as far as the govt sees it. It's more of a long term critical outlook of the TFSA. With the increasing contribution room, compound growth for millenials and zoomers in the next 20yrs. the gov't (in need of revenue) will look at the juicy $'s in Canadians TFSA's.
A new rule they may implement would be, for example. first $5k withdrawn is tax free but anything over has to be included as income.
Currently, TFSA withdrawals do not affect your ability to get gov't benefits(Oas, GIS etc) due to withdrawals not being counted as income.

>> No.18508430

Pull out tomorrow ASAP. Aftermarket and futures already losing steam. Huge sell volumes in aftermarket.

You have been warned

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>>18508337
I hope so anon. I'm a patient man and am 100% sure on the drop, but waiting for this is bothering me. I want to be smug like bulls.

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>>18508304
oil bros unite

>> No.18508442

>>18508425
Ok thanks. What would be a good bank for a beginner?

>> No.18508446

Doubling my position in TQQQ tomorrow, because it's literally free money. The Golden Bull Run has started.

>> No.18508447

>>18508380
pls do not lewd my wholesome family smug

>> No.18508448 [DELETED] 

soxl and tecl will literally print money for the next month at least
buy now

>> No.18508449
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKBkY-7TCw0
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.18508453

>>18508442
wells fargo for sure they don't give a shit

good luck comrade

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>>18508406
>mfw using all my margin to add to my position at open tomorrow

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>>18508394
>crabbing around $20
huh? we're already at 26

>> No.18508468

>>18508349
blue state governors are believing in fake polls showing how popular they are for locking things down. meanwhile business owners, gym bros, drunks, and every other type of non mentally ill shut in is done with this shit.

>> No.18508472

>>18508343
>i have a TFSA and have a few US ETFs in it (SPY and XLK)
>is that bad?
You can find equivalent ETF's based in Canada that give you broad exposure to US market. No need to hold US domiciled ETF's. Some ETFs let you chose whether or not to hedge the currency. I wouldn't. I think the USD is going up in the short term

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>>18508395
Did you listen?

>> No.18508476
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>>18508293
SHUTUP

>> No.18508477

IVR tomorrow? Or haliburton

>> No.18508478

>>18508447
oh shit I didn't even realize the pic I was just referring to that wagie youtube video

>> No.18508481
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18508481

>betting against Trump's America

Beartards get what they fucking deserve.

>> No.18508490
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>Everyone is selling off now
>futures are going straight down

....are we going to end with red futures? I...I pray tomorrow is down. I am ruined if it goes up. I exited some shorts when i absolutely had to...but I am still holding plenty and my leveraged ETFs. Please let this be the big squeeze. I held...and held....and held for 2 weeks. Shorting ever more. Come on. This is the worst manipulation I have seen, it is time to pay and go down. Give. me. Triple. Circuit. breaker.

>>18508416
Peak clown market. Peak.

>> No.18508495
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>>18508481
THE DAY OF THE ROPE HAS ARRIVED FOR BOBO

S

>> No.18508497

>>18508397
>Is it time to fomo in?
that was mon-wed you missed out but you can always buy high and sell low

>> No.18508498

WE DID IT
START THE CHANT!
U-S-A!!

>> No.18508502

>>18508468
Daddy needs to spend a few hours at his favorite bar drinking cocktails, eating soft pretzels, and staring at qt bartenders. I can’t wait.

>> No.18508505

>>18508490
you will be consumed by the dirt you came from

I will enjoy your downfall

>> No.18508506

>>18508446
>Buying because you see green candles

Im not saying the bull run cannot continue, but you are retarded as an investor if you are buying now and not earlier. You don't base your market view on green candles.

>> No.18508507

>>18508278
employees payroll...

>> No.18508508
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>>18508467
am I delayed?

>> No.18508509

>>18508467
WTI is still around $20. Light crude did the gap up.

>> No.18508514

>>18508509
it's at 26.50

>> No.18508517

>>18508498
USA

USA

USA

USA

>> No.18508519

tomorrow the news of virus cure will be on every major station and people gonna flood the stock market like no other

>THE DAY OF THE GEAT BULL IS UPON US, PEOPLE WILL BE FINANCIAL SECURE FROM THIS ONE DAY

>> No.18508524

>>18508506
Buy high sell low

>> No.18508526

>>18508492
>>18508472
thanks

>> No.18508528

>>18508509
what's the spread on wti and sweet these days?

>> No.18508530
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18508530

IM SELLING EVERYTHING TOMORROW.

>> No.18508538

>>18508506
I went half in weeks ago. Green dildos making me erect, I want more gains

>> No.18508539

>>18508506
Or you just do the smart thing and buy on red days

>> No.18508540

>>18508519
It would be on right now if it was real

>> No.18508541

>>18508517
>USA
>USA
>USA
>USA
BASED!! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>> No.18508542

>>18508448
I see you're a man who likes Direxon daily 3X etfs. I'd like to sell you on some DFEN which is extremely low and will be back to all time highs once things are back in good order and we can resume bombing bad guys.

>> No.18508546

>>18508528
>>18508509
nevermind... brent and sweet, sir... i'm kinda depressed i can't go out and get laid.

>> No.18508553

I HAVE 2 MINUTES OF AH LEFT SHOULD I DUMP MY WHOLE PORTFOLIO???

>> No.18508564

>>18508406
Why?

>> No.18508565

What do you have to see in a person to stop them from taking their own life?

>> No.18508566

Is it too late to buy Abbott? It feels too late.

>> No.18508567

>this was a rare opportunity to make a lot of money in a short amount of time with options as well as long term in terms of buying stocks at an extreme discount

>> No.18508570
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Goddamn bears man. They just don't get it. USA WILL ALWAYS BE #1

USA
>USA
USA
>USA

>> No.18508573

>>18508496
you welcome buddy.. we're in this boat together

>> No.18508577

>>18508553
How do you get access to Afterhours?

>> No.18508578

>>18508190

Personally I think that no matter what, the economy will be choked by the JP Morgan Chase mortgage guidelines. Even in the case of a vshaped recovery, we're going to see the housing market taper off if not fall.

1. Combine this with how JPMC had lost a shitload of their money, along with a large amount of other banks, I'm inclined to think that less people are going to pay their mortgage than ever. Anyone out of a job is completely fucked and boomers won't be able to buy mortgage bonds.

2. For the rest of the market, the extreme volatility will probably knock everyone with a 401k back quite a bit. I'm sure a lot yoinked out their money from fear and didn't buy back in. So they lost a lot of money too. Most small mom and pop style jobs are out of the question since each business has been bleeding out money. They will not get a bailout despite representing probably more jobs than a retail business.

3. The fed is full of fucking kikes, so you know what else they'll do? Negative interest rates. People who own mortgages already will gain money and people who save money in their bank accounts will lose it. So even if you want that 20% down you basically have to pay additional taxes to build it. We need a 401k style savings account for home building.

Conclusion: So the modern consumer will have little to no leverage for buying a house (Imagine owning 100k at 20 years old as a normie). They also will have trouble working in smaller places that generally have higher potential to pay (People tip more at those mom and pop shops than they do at a place like Starbucks). They will have less spending money, they will be over leveraged and in debt and they will have very little money for trivial things.


TLDR FAGGOT: No matter what happens, we're going into a recession. If the market panics and people can't save, they'll be stuck in complete poverty for a very long time. What's this mean? My output is Bvllish.

>> No.18508579

>he bet against America
>he bet against the markets
>he bet against the fed
>he bet against American innovation
>he bet against American ingenuity
Boy don’t you dumb doomsday faggot feel STUPID?!

>> No.18508585
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Post your positions, frens!

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>>18508490
>leveling at 750 is selling off
The absolute state of you fucking faggots

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>>18508416
nice
you're gonna make it

>> No.18508589

>>18508567
This is how it has to be, that's why it's a bottom, everyone is most bearish at the exact lows and doesn't believe until they should be dumping everything

same as it ever was and ever will be

>> No.18508590

Man, you guys are assholes.... scaring an absolute newbie for no reason. I'm glad you got your laughs at my expense.

>> No.18508591

>>18508565
The ability and want to improve

>> No.18508593
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Just FYI, all the rumors about a "cure/treatment" is FAKE NEWS. If there really was a treatment or cure, you think Trump wouldn't say anything? The man who would not stop talking about hydroxychlorquine? Its LITERAL Chinese propaganda,

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>what did you spend your trumpbux on?
literally all in on 5/1 PG 122c
about to triple that shit with the insane earnings on top of this AH pump

>> No.18508595

BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU BOBO

>> No.18508596

LINE

NEVER

GO

DOWN

AGAIN

>> No.18508598

>>18508546
I don't know.

>> No.18508600

>>18508546
You werent getting laid you trip faggot

>> No.18508603

>>18508565
don't do it baggie you just got that nice new truck

>> No.18508606

>mania phase over rumours exaggerated as a cure due "positive results"
Oh dear, this isn't gonna end well

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>>18508594
BASED AF

>> No.18508609

>>18508565
I give up.. i have a friend that I think might kill himself soon.. but i've already tried talking to him and helping him.... the other day he got really drunk and started fighting with his mom who is blind and spit in her face.. so i have no sympathy for him or his drinking problem.. he tried to fight me one night when he was drunk and i wasn't.. wanted to beat his ass up but left and he never apologized.. some people just... well.. some people can't hang

>> No.18508613

>>18508585
literally 100% long stocks

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.18508616

US 10yr up 9%

>> No.18508618

>>18508585
long everything

>> No.18508619

>>18508593
>American company making an effective treatment is propaganda from the Chinese.
Nigger what?

>> No.18508620
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>>18508579
will bears EVER learn?

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>>18508585
no

>> No.18508624

>>18508616
holy fuck we're back dow ATH

>> No.18508629
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>>18508593
The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

>> No.18508630

>>18508383
I think it's because Gilead Pharmaceuticals came out with a treatment or something which looks to be pretty effective against the COV. I was watching their stock values for a week or so and was considering buying some but totally forgot about it, fml. It jumped up from $76 to $87 or something like that today.

It's either that or the fact that Starbucks announced it'll be opening stores again so theres a good bit of optimism. That's probably not a great idea but YOLO

>> No.18508633

American outside of USA 50 states, can I still collect trump bux?

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>>18508435
>I want to be smug like bulls.
Bobo, I..

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>>18508278
>he didn't buy the dip
have fun being poor

>> No.18508650

Any TQQQ fags here?

>> No.18508651
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18508651

Today wallstreet ate the bears lunch, tomorrow will be the bulls.

>> No.18508653

>>18508616
No it isn’t...

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18508656

Post the loss, Bobos.

>> No.18508661

>>18508633
yes if you have a SSN and you meet the requirements you'll get them

you did file taxes right anon...

you wouldn't...avoid taxes would you fellow patriot?

>> No.18508667

>>18508619
>effective treatment
THERE ISN'T ONE! Trump would have shilled that shit all day if it were true. Obviously its fake news.

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18508670

Are we winning again?

>> No.18508678

>>18508591
yeah people who are able to learn and willing to improve... they shouldn't be that damn depressed....

>>18508609
that's tough... if i was the friend... all blacked-out and drunk to spit in my own blind's mother's face.... people change... sometimes it's ok to let them go.

>> No.18508679

>>18508620
125 YEAR BULL MARKET CONFIRMED bobo on suicide watch when will Bobos learn

>> No.18508684
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>>18508656
I'm 100% long and I managed to lose money yesterday because apparently my picks were retarded

>> No.18508688

Rystad Energy projects 2.15 million BPD production decline in US shale with expectation it may slip further.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Rystad-Lowers-Production-Outlook-For-Shale-By-215-Million-Bpd.html

>> No.18508693

To all newfags out there
BUY IN NOW
Or you will miss out

>> No.18508698

>>18508593
>French study finds hydroxychloroquine doesn't help patients with coronavirus

>> No.18508708

>>18508667
>there isn’t one
Ok bud. See you from the moon, bitch.

>> No.18508710

HCQ stopped the virus. This Remdesivir shit is wall street pumping GILD.

It still signals wall street going bullish so whatever.

>> No.18508712

>>18508661
Of course! I just am a bit late, maybe 3 years late?

>> No.18508718

>>18508698

lolno

>> No.18508720
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>>18508656
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>> No.18508721

>>18508679
SO FUCKING BASED

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.18508722

>>18508650
TQQQ DFEN SOXL and FNGU

>> No.18508727
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18508727

What the FUCK happened?

>> No.18508732

>>18508722
BASED chadfolio

>> No.18508733
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18508733

BOBOS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18508735

>>18508718
There is a reason Trump stopped shilling it.

>> No.18508740
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18508740

POST WHICH CHEAPIES YOU ARE BUYING AT OPEN!!!

>> No.18508741

>what did you spend your trumpbux on

Nothing cause I haven't received it yet even though I'm eligible

>> No.18508747
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18508747

Bros.. I just sold an RSU I had from when I was an Amazon warehouse worker because I'm getting into this shit now and want to be a dividend investor. Should I buy $1000 of AT&T?

>> No.18508752

>>18508740

all in on JCP

>> No.18508753
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18508753

AND I BEEN HUSTLIN ALL DAY
THIS-A-WAY, THAT-A-WAY
THROUGH CANALS AND ALLEYWAYS
JUST TO SAY
MONEY TREES IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR SHADE AND
THAT'S JUST HOW I FEEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqhSl0u_sI

>> No.18508759

>>18508670
where the fuck even is this clown?

>> No.18508762

Is gush the move boys? Imagine the gain when things open back up.

>> No.18508764

And to think. None of this would have happened if they hadn't killed that poor gorilla.

>> No.18508765

>>18508727
Should I buy at open tomorrow?

>> No.18508777

>>18508747

Buy 1000 of O instead.

>> No.18508778

Is anything even on sale anymore?

>> No.18508780

>>18508678
his family and myself tried to give him an intervention on his drinking.. right now i know he's homeless and probably fucking up.. I got him a job and gave him a ride to work everyday for like 3 months... i've known the guy and his family like his whole life.. but it's like.. i can't spend anymore energy on him.. he once got pissed and stabbed a knife through his brothers xbox.. like he gets crazy psycho.. even his family isn't trying to help him anymore.. so you know... just gotta let life take its course.. sad.. but what can you do? waste your own life over and over for it?

>> No.18508784

>>18508360
>disregarding 10%
That's a bad mindset mate.

>> No.18508787

>>18508778
Prices are same as they were on Tuesday of this week. If we're going up, tomorrow morning will be a good time to buy.

>> No.18508788

>>18508778
Your soul still is.

>> No.18508789
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>>18508740
Its time for 4chan to have a storefront

Buy JCPenny

>> No.18508792
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18508792

>>18508722
>FNGU
>10% alibaba
>10% baidu
You’re a faggot piece of shit. Don’t give the chinks money

>> No.18508802

>>18508609
>>18508678
sometimes you let some one go, they do kill them self, and sometimes they come back better. Every moment can be a learning experience. Some people don't look far enough out of the box, and some people look too selfishly as if it's not even my problem.... The difference between charity and apathy is really rooted in the mind.... I just don't know within my self, when I would encourage some one to pull the trigger, or when I would try to save the person from jumping off the ledge and going off the deep end.... Fuck.... I have no idea how to judge some ones character and what's going on in their own mind within them selves their own struggles... I'm too busy trying to learn about rocks and crystal formations from millions of years ago, and white papers regarding new laws... and employing people and still mad too... I'm so fucking mad. I just want some sleep.

>> No.18508807
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18508807

>See, its already over, it was a nothing burger flu
>Back to work wagies, we need to justify our inflated stock value
>Never mind, if we fire you, then our stock goes up anyway, have fun starving and being homeless

>> No.18508808

>>18508784
To miss out on it’s not a big deal is what I meant. It’s not like I’d have made big boy bucks off of it. I’m not some boomer with an entire IRA to play with.

>> No.18508813

>>18508778
If RTX is anywhere below $64 tomorrow it's technically on sale but why wouldn't you have bought it at $61 today?

>> No.18508818
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18508818

I absolutely refuse to believe anybody here was seriously long-term bearish throughout this dip. It was obvious from the start based President Trump would step up to the plate and crush the commie virus like a, um, bug. I utterly refuse to believe anybody with an IQ above 80 did not see the utter certainty of this recovery. Any actual unironic Bobos right now need to stop trading and all in QQQ then just throw a little in each pay check until retirement. IF YOU ARE BEARISH YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR TRADING

>> No.18508821
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18508821

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.18508822

>>18508780
no at that point... he's had every chance, and never did anything to benefit him self in any way... you have to let that freak off the leash and if it comes back with opportunity nurture that opportunity... it'll probably be amazing.

>> No.18508828

TRNX - Bought 16400 shares. No R/S, company is looking to sell itself (CEO calls it maximizing shareholder value), cash on hand till end of 2020. Bought at 0.225. So since they're not doing a R/S the only way to stay on the exchange is to hit $1.00 or sell the company. Either way I'm getting my fat green bag.

>> No.18508839

>>18508807
God I fucking hate doomers.

>> No.18508843

>>18508813
Because I already have 11K of RTX. I still have a good bit of cash to spend

>> No.18508844

>>18508780
>>18508802
Baggie and B5G are bots. I'm convinced at this point.

>> No.18508846

>>18508759
Diddlin' kids probably

>> No.18508853

>>18508727
Nothing. It's like some super rich guy decided to buy all the shit that will do bad in the coming months. This are some big plays being set up.

>> No.18508859

>>18508828
holy shit haven't heard that symbol is forever, turkey deal ever happen? hahahahahaha

>> No.18508867

well fuck... the one problem with drinking guinness is when you put a cigarette out in the bottle it looks ok to drink... still tastes great until you're sucking on a filter....

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18508870

>>18508752
>>18508789

>> No.18508872

Where is lclguy, I want to piss directly into his mouth right now

>> No.18508874

>>18508867
post a pic you seem like too much of a soi faggot to smoke cigs

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>>18508727
>div yield of 11.89%
>>18508807

>> No.18508880

>>18508821
>https://seekingalpha.com/news/3560167-ag-mortgage-investment-trust-enters-forbearance-agreement-shares-down-4
Didnt they literally just go bankrupt?

>> No.18508886

>>18508802
I think people should be allowed to kill themselves. I've known at least 5 suicidal people throughout my lifetime (excluding myself) and have never intervened. Just gotta hope some positivity helps and if not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.18508888

>>18508844
we've just been here so long we've grown our own respect for each other. You haven't seen us that long, but we've told each other to kill our selves. Over time we kinda figured out... we're not that different at all.

>> No.18508889
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18508889

Knives

>> No.18508890

>>18508880
As if bankruptcy means anything anymore

>> No.18508901
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18508901

>>18508808
Yeah, FOMO is bad but I don't mean missing out. I mean, any gain above 3% should be respected, if he was trading, he could basically get out now to look for other opportunities.

>> No.18508903

>>18508867
Why the fuck would you put out a cigarette in a bottle that still gas beer in it

>> No.18508904

>>18508880
>Didnt they literally just go bankrupt?
bullish

>> No.18508906

>>18508867
Isn’t that called an Irish coffee?

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>>18508889
>moonwatch

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>>18508818
>>18508839
>21 million unemployed
Haha dumb doomer
>Nobody paying rent/mortgage
Haha dumb doomer
>Businesses going bankrupt
Haha dumb doomer
>bonds literally worthless
Haha dumb doomer
>over 2 trillion in QE
Haha dumb doomer

>> No.18508914

>>18508880
It's like the algorithms just buy based on news references instead of news content. The robot just buys what appears in the most tweets regardless of context.

>> No.18508915

>>18508778
NET

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18508917

You retards are going to get fucked. I can't believe how perfectly the big boys played all of you retail cucks lmao.

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>>18508908
Shouldn't you be hanging yourself right now?

>> No.18508928

>>18508889
>"male" jewelry box

>> No.18508940

>>18508915
>on sale
>at ATH

Seriously, neck yourself

>> No.18508944

>>18508889
fuck off, nick

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>>18508653
yeah it isn't, it's at +12%

>> No.18508948

>>18508917
The only way to correctly play the market at its current state is to day trade.

>> No.18508949
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>>18508923
No because I have a high paying job in healthcare, can work from home, and no debt.

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>>18508347
Underrated post and good advice. I've been doing this and have been doing pretty well. I'm pretty sure that it's going to fall a good bit again when people realize that maybe we should hold off on opening things up for a little longer, but keep throwing in some money. Prices are still pretty low compared to where they were before the Wu-Flu justed the economy so you're going to make money at the end of the day if you hodl.

>> No.18508952

>>18508409
4/20 SPY put at close today. What’s gonna win? The retard pump tomorrow or the reality that hits this weekend?

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>>18508940
It's been on the market for only about 5 month, retardo. It's going to keep mooning. Get it while you can.

>> No.18508959

>>18508908
Nah, you don't get it. When the economy reopens (sooner rather than later, not 3 years or something like the doomer retards were saying) the gov has printed so much money that you are going to see inflation you didn't think possible. Best thing to hold will be risk assets till they are forced to start jacking up rates. Long end of the curve will sniff this shit our quick

>> No.18508962

>>18508886
I believe in assisted suicide too, but it has to be like applied for, manditory waiting period to settle up estates debts, and stuff... 2 weeks uhh i think if you apply for a self suicide permit and don't use it, the tax needs to be really hefty. you could also just do it the old fashioned way... that's always worked, but i think there should be time to allow for you to be a test bunny for human tests on pharma... maybe even give a stipend to the estate for doing that... it's a very personal decision, and it just impacts so many other people.

>> No.18508966

what the fuck is going on with 10 yr bonds

>> No.18508967
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>>18508908
>unemployed
Most are furloughed and will have their jobs back when the country opens up again
>nobody paying rent/mortgage
Yes they are. Pic related
>businesses going bankrupt
Not as many as you think
>bonds literally worthless
Bonds will never be worthless
>2 trillion QE
And? It’s a smart move.
You’re retarded

>> No.18508970

>>18508950
Well hodl and buy I should say

>> No.18508972
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18508972

so glad I got in when I did. gonna print tomorrow

>>18508917
where is this? I feel like I worked in this area

>> No.18508973

>>18508950
Based.
I put a ton of money into oil. Prices went down, I bought even more.
In the long run, I’m going to literally be rich.

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Where the FUCK are my TRNX bros????

>> No.18508992
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18508992

>bought GE
>bought Tyson Chickkies
>bought SPLV

Can I... Will I... SHOULD I...
Make it?

>> No.18508994

>>18508966
Nothing, this pump today was so violent it registered everywhere.

>> No.18509004

>>18508945
>barely scratching numbers from two days ago
lol

>> No.18509008

how fast can you open those drawers? and what's a tool worth if you don't even use it? where's the butterfly knives? I love wipping mine out. Got 2 razor sharp... Fuck I got guns... damn.... honestly, stay the fuck away.... I will shoot show hands. i will shoot.

>> No.18509011

>>18508992
Depends on what price you bought GE at. That shit ain’t going past $8 for a while.

>> No.18509014

>>18508908
>bond up 12%
>bonds worthless
seethe more bear

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>>18508967
>most furloughed
Most are fired. Only important people are brought back from furlough.
>paying rent/mortgage
Even businesses aren't paying rent.
>less than you think
More than you think
>never worthless
Ok, then buy them
>QE is good
Not when it makes up 100% of the economy for the bast 3 months.
>You’re retarded
You're retarded and delusional

>> No.18509022

Is there really a meat shortage or is the meat industry cutting production?

>> No.18509023

>>18509008
Post account, I bet I'm richer than you.

>> No.18509024

>buying calls/puts near earnings

god dammit /biz/...

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18509027

>>18509017

>> No.18509033

>>18508949
>No because I have a high paying job in healthcare
Oh that explains it. In the last few weeks I can't count how many medical workers I've read on various trading forums losing their ass buying puts. You guys think the entire future of the economy rests on some old fucks and brown people dying? WAKE TEH FUCK UP DUDE THAT'S BULLISH. They are drags on the economy and they are being eliminated in one fell swoop. Get that through your thick head

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18509036

>down

wtf???

>> No.18509037

>all of my covered calls are gonna get assigned
GOD DAMMIT.
Why couldn't you faggots keep it in your pants for ONE fucking month?

>> No.18509038

>>18509017
I literally showed you an email saying that people are paying their rent.
Fuck off nigger.

>> No.18509039

>>18509017
hey man, you can keep shorting nobody is stopping you

>> No.18509043

wtf I should have bought xom today bros

>> No.18509050

>>18509014
>down over 50% in a year
>up 12%
What a deal! Why don't you buy some?

>> No.18509053

>>18509038
they're lying about the 97%, obviously.
tell me why they'd bother to send a letter if they weren't worried.

>> No.18509054

>>18508901
I gotcha, anon. I respect any gain, I just am trying to shoot big.

>> No.18509057

>>18509008
Baggie, you're drunk

>> No.18509059

>>18508889
II never liked sererated knives... i just keep my edge sharp... learning to sharpen a sawtooth was something i never learned... there are easy tools to use, but we use these circular saws with electricity lots of measurements, those old style saws i do understand why teeth in the knife are good, cutting wood is not easy, but how many times have you used those knives to cut? i love using tools, but a tool you'll never use isn't a tool at all... it's a fucking waste.

>> No.18509060

>>18509038
I normally don't post but holy shit lmao if you think a letter from some random landlord represents the entire USA where >30% of renters didn't pay last month

>> No.18509065

Lol you can tell we are near the top. Nothing more bearish than what's happening right now.

>> No.18509067

>>18508821
if you needed a smoking gun that this is a rugpull, there you go

>> No.18509068

>>18509053
They can’t lie to tenants about that.

>> No.18509071

>>18509036
No one wants beans and with meat production hit meal is worth even less now

>> No.18509072
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18509072

>>18509011
just bought it now for like 6.66

>> No.18509074

>>18509059
just like you, a fucking waste

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>>18509037
Shoulda sold puts

>> No.18509082
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>>18508422

I'm still kicking myself for forgetting to buy a few weeks back.

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>>18509068

>> No.18509094

>>18509065
What's happening right now is every night some Jew jacks up the price of meme stocks so we open higher on almost no action.

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>>18509038
>one place says they got most of their rent
>wont Google the thousands of others because he will be blow the fuck out
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=nws&q=pay+rent&oq=pay+rent

>> No.18509097

>>18509060
>30%
Nice lie dude.
Like I say, keep FUDing. I’ll be on the moon by EOY bitch.

>> No.18509099

>>18509033
>11 posts
I can’t wait to see your 5 figure stack turn into a 4 lmao

>> No.18509101

>>18509037
>complaining about profit.

Flip them over into puts.

>> No.18509107

>>18508906
i dunno, i thought that was coffee, baileys and a shot of jameson whiskey.

>> No.18509110

when big line go down? >:(

>> No.18509111

>>18509095
>google search
Dumbass.

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>>18509099
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18509121
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>Everyone is gloating that it is not going to crash again and that it's going to go up tomorrow
We are in for some serious shit arent we?

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>>18509097
enjoy your moon trip

>> No.18509138

>>18509121
Lol you bought puts didn’t you?

>> No.18509141

>>18509059
>learning to sharpen a sawtooth was something i never learned
It's easy enough. You just need the correct sized file and some time. It's a process. Agreed on serrated pocket knives though. I don't see the point unless it's a full serrated blade in a multi-tool or swiss army that also has a regular blade. An inch of serration on a 3" or 4" pocket knife is waste of time.

>> No.18509143

>he bought ze dip?
>dump eet

>> No.18509144

>>18509110
Seemingly never. It seems like trump will do anything to win in November. Even niggers absolutely love him now cause of trumpybucks.

>> No.18509146

>>18508906
to be honest.. i don't know why you'd pour liquor into hot coffee, the alcohol evaporates at lower temps than the coffee is by its self... what ever just drink the coffee when you need caffine, drink the milk fortified with vitamin d when you want to stay out of the sun because you're white and have no business in the sun and just wake up at noon and live the night life.

>> No.18509150

>>18509121
Then again. The up moves are big and near instant not something retail can do all the control is on the big money there's little emotion here.

>> No.18509152
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18509152

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

WHO /bearbreeder/ HERE

>> No.18509155

>>18509127
>cnn
Fake news.

>> No.18509156

>>18508991
me, 16400 shares

>> No.18509167

>>18509141
diving knives are great.... when you're underwater and could die, you do want a good tool, and the knife needs to be sharp for any job down there.

>> No.18509168

How dangerous is it to set a market order for open? I’m thinking of doing that for Carnival and Boeing. Could I be taking the chance of buying at an unreasonably high price?

>> No.18509174

Haven't been able to keep track of things all day, but when markets closed I was down 1.2%, and now I'm up 4.45%? That's insane even by Big Papa Pump Jerome's standards!

>> No.18509179

>>18509168
do not

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>>18509155
really? that's the best you got?

>> No.18509184

>>18509168
...set a limit order

>> No.18509185

>>18508753
Patrician taste

>> No.18509186

>>18509141
i've seen some that are serrated on the back and strait on the front with a tether so you can find it while you're hooked up in your suite with your regulator... don't be under prepared. just prepare for the worst and hope for the best.... that's what I've learned from my family.

>> No.18509197

The bull desperation is palpable.

>> No.18509198

>>18509179
And miss out on that carnival moon brah?

>> No.18509199

>>18509156
Over here wondering when they'll just dump again

>> No.18509200

>>18509174
It's insider trading and there's little anyone can do or trade along. Some people with the power to push the index up 4% in the after market, that's all.

>> No.18509207

>>18509111
How about Bing?
https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=rent+payment&FORM=HDRSC6

DuckDuckGo?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=rent+payment&t=h_&iar=news&ia=news

Yahoo?
https://news.search.yahoo.com/search?p=rent&fr2=sb-top&fr=sfp

New York Times?
https://www.nytimes.com/search?dropmab=true&endDate=20200416&query=rent%20payment&sort=best&startDate=20200316

>> No.18509208

>>18509179
>>18509184
But I could miss out on an instapump. I have 100k I want to split between these companies on open.

>> No.18509212

>>18508339
dang, i've been watching it too. forgot about it today.

>> No.18509224
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>>18509168
It's no big deal if you're a small spec buying in with less than 10k. Slippage won't be a problem. However, recommend waiting until 30 minutes after open for buying as the opening salvo can get real stupid. Personally I usually do my buys during the last hour of the day as I have a better sense for future price action from that than whatever nonsense goes on at open.

>> No.18509226

>>18509121
Maybe. If the news about the drug is real, then everything changes. It's already been established as relatively (keep relatively in mind) safe. If it does actually drive death rates among seriously ill patients down to the 10% range (seriously ill patients who go to the ICU have anywhere from a 50-70% mortality rate) and, more importantly, greatly accelerates recovery rates then that changes everything.
No need to flatten a curve when patients go from 4-8 weeks recovery time to a few days, after all, especially since ventilators don't seem to help much anyway (the best study I could find stated that 66% of ventilated patients died.) And it's likely the patients who are dying on the drug are dying of causes unrelated to the drug itself or are having bad reactions.
IF, and that's a big if, but IF it's true, then the lockdowns can stop as early as it takes to manufacture the drug. And, considering the criticalness of it all, we could see lockdowns end worldwide within a month.
But only if it's true.

>> No.18509229

>>18509168
you honestly... have no idea what you're doing.

>> No.18509237

>>18509198
>>18509208
Only thing I can say is I set a market order for open once. One single time and it cost me about 20% cuz that's how far the bid/ask spread was. Instant 20% loss. Never again especially with this kind of volatility

>> No.18509239

Guys, is there really any hope for us to play in the market? It's all over the place and either drops without apparent reason or when it pumps it's almost always based on news we don't have access to until it's already affected the stock thereby missing out on most of the gains anyway.

>> No.18509240

>>18509208
>I have 100k I want to split between these companies on open.
Nope. Don't market order in that case. Not at open or at any time.

>> No.18509242

just bought my first stocks ever and i feel sick to my stomach watching this how do you anons live like this?

>> No.18509243

>>18509198
What is CCL gonna go to tomorrow?

>> No.18509248

>>18509200
Volume is shit after market, literally anyone big has the power to effect changes.
What you see now are algos responding to Gilead dragging the S&P.

>> No.18509254

>>18509197
>Up 60% this week off my boy Elon
uhhhh... nah nigga I'm good. If stocks took a shit tomorrow, that's fine. I would be fine if these gains were it for the year.

>> No.18509255

>>18509200
I figured as much, but with enough power to move QYLD (ETF that tracks the biggest of tech) back above 20 is...well, good news for me

>> No.18509259

>>18509242
It's the only thing that makes me feel alive

>> No.18509267

>>18509239
>Guys, is there really any hope for us to play in the market? It's all over the place and either drops without apparent reason or when it pumps it's almost always based on news we don't have access to until it's already affected the stock thereby missing out on most of the gains anyway.
Buy the dips with leverage. Either with leveraged index ETFs like SPXL or TQQQ or with calls. That's the only way to beat the market for retail without being exceedingly lucky

>> No.18509274

>>18509199
I don't see how. No R/S. Only way to stay on the exchange is to hit 1.00 or sell the company (As the CEO is looking into doing)

>> No.18509278

>>18509224
>>18509168
if I could add on... between 8am and 9am tons of macro data comes out... this is a global economy and macro data really influences openings... I have no clue what your goals are aside from making money, nor do i know the markets you're trading in. Just remember supply and demand, and buy low and sell high.

>> No.18509279

>>18509242
By not doing what I did; constantly looking at my portfolio and trying to be quick n smart only to fail. Just buy a bunch of oil now that it’s at historic lows. Watch threads here or for news on oil for bigger dips and buy those too. Just fucking buy and hold. Once oil is back to normal you would have made a very tidy profit.

>> No.18509282

NEW
>>18509275
>>18509275
>>18509275

>> No.18509286

>>18509242
did you buy the one stock that isn't mooning right now or something
you just need a few big losses to desensitize you

>> No.18509288

>>18509242
Lots of patience. It's a fine art to learn. But you're buying at a good time when a lot of great companies are being had for dirt cheap

>> No.18509291

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct-hQNRqR4A
>60% of those who test positive have no symptoms
WE SUPER SPREADERS NOW

>> No.18509297

>>18509243
I was half joking cause some anons think the low fuel prices will mean immense profit when everyone goes to jump back on the boats as soon as they’re open.

Personally.. I’m buying TRNX with a cap.

>> No.18509320

>>18508508
same for me, i'm not seeing 26

>> No.18509334

311

>> No.18509347

>>18509248
Fucking Moderna jumped 20% too based on getting 400 million funding from the govt. Low volume or not, it's pumping tomorrow because other people will try to buy in to ride the wave, then it'll drop a bit when people try to make a quick buck, and then it'll stabilize somewhere still high

>>18509267
Yeah, until now I've actually done alright. But a couple days ago I hit some kind of funk where the most I've been able to do is keep from losing money, but I've missed out on a slew of stock changes that would have practically doubled my portfolio and it's driving me up the wall

>> No.18509445

How hard will we dump once people realize this "cure" is fake news.

>> No.18509551

>>18509347
Same. It's throwing me off. I gotta learn how to play strangles but I'm sure the moment I get good at it the market will change

>> No.18509622

>>18509551
Right? Feel like a kite in a hurricane

>> No.18509631

>>18508698
>French study

That mathematician that wears the spider pendant is alright, but I honestly am skeptical about most studies that the French carry out.

>> No.18509648

>>18509631
That said, I don't think the researchers are wrong, I just wanted to shit on the french because I have some clients over there and jfc they piss me off.

>> No.18509700

>>18508339
I bought some last week. While the chances of having zombie bags are high I feel that their theaters play too strong a role in a lot of the shopping centers where they occupy space. I assume the jump today was due to progress on opening the country back up.

I'm out at $2.75. That would be $750 before the tax horseshit. I do believe it could get back up to $7 or $8 within a year; the kids and the so y/SJW crowd can't stay away from the movies, and I could see someone moving in and buying AMC, $5 billion of debt or not.

>> No.18509747

>>18508752
Honestly, that's not a bad call and I'm going to throw in some cash tomorrow. I've been getting a fair share of my business shirts there (yeah I know, I haven't made it yet though) and they actually fit me well and are very affordable. Granted I now work from home which is rad, but I still like to look nice. If they downsize their brick and mortar locations I think they might make it.

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>>18508818
Ayyy, I was the anon who added the Mt. Olympus part for a thread on /sci/, no joke. Glad to see it's going around in one form or another.

Pic related

>> No.18509960

>>18509943
Fuck yeah man, that's where I swiped it from /scibiz/ master race

>> No.18509977

>>18508828
But what if no one wants to buy it?

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>>18508903
To be fair, if there isn't a better place to put it and the rest of the beer is just backwash it's better than just throwing it out in your friends driveway or the street.

It can be worse though. I live in one of the southern states in the US, and back in high school I was at a party and this one guy who was drunk as fuck accidentally took a drink out of a beer bottle that one of the rednecks who was dipping was using as a spit cup or whatever it's called. Poor guy lmao

>> No.18510259

>>18508818
bro. You don't understand. It's exponential. In 5 months, the beer flu will consume everyone on earth, then move to mars to feast. You're fucked, retard! Fucking retarded idiot! LOOK AT MY MODEL!! IT'S GOSPEL!

>> No.18510300

>>18510259
Well memed fren
Margin call was a fucking cheesy as movie
>*dramatically takes earbuds out and stands up*
>"John,look at this chart"
>*squints eyes at screen for 2 seconds*
>Omg, the math checks out, we are in deep shit.

>> No.18510398

>>18508973
Hell yeah dawg. I honestly haven't put too much into oil, although I should have. I was mainly looking into the food services, entertainment and travel industries. Yeah I know, I'm pretty sure I'm retarded for not throwing down some cash to get some oil stocks, but I'm not as familiar with that whole sector so I held off.

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>>18510300
I've reached the point where I'm saying fuck everybody.
Fuck politicians
fuck the media
fuck the fear mongers and those who fall prey to them
fuck the dirty kikes and their disgusting tricks
And unironically, fuck everyone for not going postal and allowing this bullshit to happen.
I just want to live an ordinary, common life, but can't because of all these fucks and kike tricks.
I smelt a correction half a year ago and set my 401 in bonds and un-ironically bought the dip because most of all, fuck 'mathematicians' with their 'muh models' 'look at the squiggly line I drew - we should buy toilet paper then stay home for 2 months'

>> No.18510459

>>18509208
>But I could miss out on an instapump.

Set the limit price above the current price.

>> No.18510463

>>18509208
Don't fucking do it.

>> No.18510472

>>18508490
I'm right there with you bud. half position in at the top tick of 2630 then averaged down for a full position when it hit 2700. this sucks.
I bought a hedge a few days later and then sold when it started to fall again. I should have held that hedge, wouldn't be down even close to what I'm at now. I'm holding through this last surge up but if it break 2920, I'm going to have to liquidate. fucking sucks man

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>>18510400
based. we gonna make it

>> No.18510577

>>18509146
Shot or two of whiskey with a coffee chaser, done and done