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CHINESE VIRUS OFFICIALLY BTFO

THE CURE IS IN BOYS, WE'RE RE-OPENING

>> No.18507698

source?

>> No.18507707

>>18507698
fucking everywhere, dude cnn

>> No.18507719

>>18507698
Just turn on the TV retard

>> No.18507725

>>18507698
trump presser going on now

>> No.18507742

What companies are involved in the vaccine/cure?

>> No.18507759

>>18507742
god

>> No.18507775

>>18507707
nothing on their website, tv?

>> No.18507803

>>18507775
It’s guidelines to gradually take back shutdown after 14 days of dropping cases and it starts over if it goes back up. So we’re shutdown for another few months.

>> No.18507823

>>18507742
mc donalds and burger king

>> No.18507825

>>18507803
That supposed to be the cure OP is mentioning?

>> No.18507835

>>18507683
I pitty the fool who didn't buy the dip

>> No.18507837
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>>18507742
There are people on this board who didn't buy calls.

>> No.18507840
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>>18507683
Fuck chinks

We rich now

>> No.18507864

>>18507840
man i wasn't even investing before this
been making mad cash since the stimulus

>> No.18507871

>>18507825
Anon if you take anything every anon says here literally and as gospel truth youre NGMI hard. Like, dudes who didnt make it are gonna take up a collection for you.

>> No.18507888

>>18507742
PSTI
100% cure rate, $100 eom

>> No.18507912

>>18507803
But we have hope so we will pump 5%

>> No.18507928

>tfw I got to keep my 75k/year job

Feels good

>> No.18508064

>>18507888
>>18507864
>>18507840
>>18507835
>>18507683
Thanks for buying our bags. We will be dumping more next month. Stay poor.

>> No.18508081

>>18508064
i sell options to losers
i win

>> No.18508346
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>>18507707
>cnn

>> No.18508436

>>18507698
Its totally real dude. The news came out just as the markets closed. Sorry you cant reposition yourself, but at least all of the off hours traders are able to invest and make the green line go up.

>> No.18508458

YES, this is promising. But a treatment isn’t a cure.
Now buy my SOXL bags

>> No.18508459

>Treatment that was tested at a single hospital
>"Cure"

I fucking hate people

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18508475

>I fucking hate people

>> No.18508501
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>>18507683
>fake cure for an overblown flu

>> No.18508531

Gilead

>> No.18508571

>>18507888
>100% cure rate
>Sample size 6

>> No.18508582

>>18508436
ok bro

>> No.18508604

>>18508436
What is the news? Press briefing was just obvious guidelines. States could have opened 2 weeks ago if they wanted. Nothing os stopping them.

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>>18508604
These official sources reported on it the moment that the markets closed. It has nothing to do with insider trading. It's tots a coincadence bruh. I swear.

>> No.18508749

>herpes is an incurable virus that has plagued humanity for centuries
>the flu is an incurable virus that has plagued humanity for centuries
>Batflu can be cured in 5 weeks flat no problem
Wtf

>> No.18508806

>>18507707
got any real news site?

>> No.18508836
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18508836

Im so happy the economy cured coronavirus, we're gonna make it guys

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>>18507803
>It’s guidelines to gradually take back shutdown after 14 days of dropping cases and it starts over if it goes back up.
Which is no different than the "14 days to flatten the cure", just with different branding. Holy shit people are stupid.

>> No.18508887

>>18507683
>Record unemployment
>Stocks go up
Hmmmmmm.....

>> No.18508900

so uh do i buy back in now?

>> No.18508921

>>18508900
Buy tomorrow morning at first dip, then sell at the end of the day because on Monday it will dump to hell once it turns out we don't have the cure. Oh wait, that will make you a day trader.

Only big investors can profit off of this scam.

>> No.18509003

>>18507683
Not even the chinks want your "cure"

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>>18507683
The virus has nothing to do with why we're entering a depression.

>> No.18509228

>>18507698
the god emperor said it so it's true

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>>18509221
jews do

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>>18508064
Not before I do

>> No.18510081

>>18507825
> mfw it’s just another remdesivir episode

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>>18508749

>> No.18510287

>>18509221
True. But personally, Im not shorting anything just yet. We all know the markets are irrational and will grasp at any sign of hope. It's just so convenient that this news comes after trading hours...fucking damnit. Fucking gapping. Maybe I can trade on a retrace tomorrow...