/smg/ - Stock market General

[Anonymous No.18497717]

fuck boomers and those with comorbidities, lets open shit up edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/aids/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18497013

[Anonymous No.18497727]

>>18497717
first

[Anonymous No.18497732]

second

[Anonymous No.18497748]

how did they get the cat to dance like that

[Anonymous No.18497756]

>>18497717
holy shit is that real?

[Anonymous No.18497759]

>>18497748
catnip

[Anonymous No.18497761]

fuck it im out, three trades and every time it reversed right after

[Anonymous No.18497762]

First for BAME representation

[Anonymous No.18497766]

fifth

[Anonymous No.18497774]

>national horny day

is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18497779]

Anybody got one that dropped to far today?

[Anonymous No.18497780]

Visa has been crabbing more than I thought it would. Their long-term chart is beautiful but ironically has not had a V-shaped recovery like the tech giants.

[Anonymous No.18497784]

>>18497766
fifth person to fuck your mom today

[Anonymous No.18497786]

AMD IS MOONING

[Anonymous No.18497789]

stay mad bears

your resistance was futile but at least I can make use of your money

[Anonymous No.18497790]

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE IT BROS

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18497792]

hey guys what are they going to use for an energy source on mars?

[Anonymous No.18497795]

>>18497717
TESLA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.18497801]

>>18497761
i feel you anon.

But fuck it. all good dividend stocks that i'm willing to hold longterm.

[Anonymous No.18497803]

I made 20cents off JCP

[Anonymous No.18497804]

You idiots are playing Amazon right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.18497806]

>bank just depositing my PPP '''loan''' of 25000
>SBA just ran out of PPP funding
Heh, nice try, Demonrats.

[Anonymous No.18497807]

>>18497748
bat soup fag, does wonders to cats and world economy

[Anonymous No.18497808]

>>18497795
bull trap

[Anonymous No.18497822]

>AMD
>IPHI
>NVDA
who else /comfy/?

[Anonymous No.18497823]

>>18497795
>Bought 5 calls for ABT at around 1.27
>Sold for 3

I should've held a bit longer

[Anonymous No.18497825]

>>18497792
Me in the blue suit

[Anonymous No.18497826]

Lol Wtf is this

[Anonymous No.18497841]

>>18497822
>that leathery thigh

[Anonymous No.18497847]

How do I short joe biden and the dems? All my apolitical coworkers are talking about their trumpbux and how the dems have never done this much for them.

[Anonymous No.18497848]

>>18497826
how do I short the west?

[Anonymous No.18497851]

PUMP EET ELON

[Anonymous No.18497859]

CHK has got to be multiple trading algorithms doing the same shit .. right?

[Anonymous No.18497860]

>>18497826
An index that tracks racist and sexist companies.

[Anonymous No.18497864]

>>18497847
is 1200 dollars a lot to some people?

[Anonymous No.18497867]

Is it too late to get in on tesla?

[Anonymous No.18497873]

WHY IS SPY GOING BACK UP MY PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18497872]

>>18497841
low-test

[Anonymous No.18497874]

Fuck it, I remembered the first rule of investing, take profit and run. So I sold my NET at 25.04 a share. Hey profit is profit. Cut my actual losses this year down to under $20.

[Anonymous No.18497877]

>>18497826

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18497879]

anybody else so comfy with their positions they're not even looking at the charts or prices?

[Anonymous No.18497884]

>>18497867
yes

[Anonymous No.18497885]

>>18497864
It's a month's worth of living expenses for the majority of people.

[Anonymous No.18497890]

>buying RTX when you can diversify into GD with the same upside

Why are you guys worshipping this meme stock when it's mediocre compared to others in the same industry?

[Anonymous No.18497892]

>>18497879
Yeah because I’m all in cash

[Anonymous No.18497893]

>>18497884
I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED AND BOUGHT WHEN IT WAS $400

[Anonymous No.18497897]

>be china
>make virus in wuhan lab
>release said virus, and pretend it was an accident
>the world in panic, people dying, economy stop
>everyone realize it's a huge nothing burgers
>world return to normal
>wait few months
>release the True virus
>pretend it's just mutilated
>everyone ignore it, because of the covid fiasco
based china using covid-19 to run test on world response and reduce their citizen in the same time

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18497898]

>>18497848
eat bat soup

[There Will Be Blood No.18497902]

>>18497717
How we doing Oil bros?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18497901]

>>18497892
im all in gold which is just as good as money.

[Anonymous No.18497903]

>>18497874
The first rule of investing is let your winners run, cut your losers off. It is not 'take profit and run'.

[Anonymous No.18497905]

just lol

[Anonymous No.18497907]

>>18497873
Someone decided they needed to buy all the amazon right now, so market go up.

[Anonymous No.18497912]

>>18497792
Methane and oxygen to power the rockets and solar for electricity.

[Anonymous No.18497917]

>>18497823
>playing earnings
You have balls sir

[Anonymous No.18497920]

>>18497826
>she

[Anonymous No.18497921]

>>18497826
is there a inverse of this?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18497923]

>>18497879
i've been having more fun fucking with the fags about oil... just because they lube up their ass every night with it doesn't mean everyone does

[Anonymous No.18497926]

>>18497903
Are you talking about buy high sell low?

[Anonymous No.18497934]

can we hop on board ltrpb again or will we get shated? who the fuck is pumping that shit

[Anonymous No.18497936]

>>18497848
Make a shit ton of money and then go live as a hermit somewhere in the Far East, only going back to civilization once a month to trade at your local coffee shop.

>>18497864
Median US household income is just over $60k. $1.2k per person, plus $500 for dependents, will help them cover some short-term expenses.

[Anonymous No.18497937]

>>18497923
Cope

[Anonymous No.18497941]

>>18497907
What happens after another two weeks of qe and the government just owns all the companies?

[Anonymous No.18497943]

>>18497822
Looking for NVDA to rest and get some pullback. We can certainly go to 300 coming up soon and looking to enter at 293.5

[Anonymous No.18497946]

>>18497826
Fucked up you can't buy puts on women

[Anonymous No.18497951]

>>18497860
Okay so buy calls

[Anonymous No.18497950]

>>18497864
Its a little under the amount of a biweekly paycheck for the average normie

[Anonymous No.18497955]

>>18497902
waiting

[Anonymous No.18497957]

>>18497826
how can i short this?

[Anonymous No.18497960]

>>18497905
can you imagine working as middle management at one of these poomp and doomps if you weren't really following the news and then you happen to check in on your stocks

[Anonymous No.18497962]

How much longer before we can expect an OnlyFans IPO???

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18497963]

>>18497912
>implying we'll see permanent establishments on Mars.
Chink Covid-19 fucked the economy up so bad it's set our Lunar colony back about 40 years.

[Anonymous No.18497965]

>>18497795
Keep poomping a bit longer. I wanna sell at 800.

[Anonymous No.18497967]

>>18497897
pretty fucked that biowarfare is a guarantee at this point

[Anonymous No.18497969]

>>18497901
Gonna miss the epic gains this year but over the next five years you’ll be sitting pretty.

[Anonymous No.18497971]

>>18497936
>short term expenses
Like crab market battles?

[Anonymous No.18497973]

>>18497890
>implying I don't hold LMT/GD/RTX @ 50/30/20 split
cringe

[Anonymous No.18497979]

>>18497962
>tfw the IRS starts busting down the doors of ethots

[Anonymous No.18497981]

>>18497893
Not too late to buy puts

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18497982]

>>18497912
hell yeah.. our poop gunna power them ships... i wouldn't be suprised at all

>>18497963
>Chink Covid-19 fucked the economy
more reason to leave

[Anonymous No.18497983]

>>18497917
I'm too stupid to be afraid. I assure you it's NOT balls.

[Anonymous No.18497985]

>>18497962
Isn't it owned by twitter?

[Anonymous No.18497995]

>>18497905
What the FUUUUUCK is going on

I am scared to touch this shit because it'll probably go down to 0 by EOW

[Anonymous No.18497999]

>>18497971
Snib snab, what's in the bag?

[Anonymous No.18498002]

>>18497826
Someone at Blackrock pushed the wrong button

>>18497864
If you're making under $50 annually, yes

[Anonymous No.18498003]

>>18497985
Holy shit dude proof?

[Anonymous No.18498006]

>>18497981
Spy pushing 279, it was always too late. About to sell my spxs and buy spxl, this centrally planned economy that only goes up is amazing

[Anonymous No.18498012]

getting tired of these giant moves that instantly get filled with a V recovery, both up and down

[Anonymous No.18498021]

>>18498006
The fact that your about to switch to bullish is priced in, it’s going to crash now

[Anonymous No.18498025]

>>18498012
are the algos just painting flags now?

[Anonymous No.18498027]

>>18497963
Nah moon base will probably be well in the works by 2030. Unironically believe in Elon on this, starship and super heavy are incredibly promising. this guy wants to go to mars, and people will go there.

[Anonymous No.18498029]

>>18497893
Don‘t worry, it‘ll go down again eventually.

[Anonymous No.18498031]

>>18497867
It's not a bad idea to go long on it with a few thousands. Might well pay off in a couple of years. Most short term gainz are done though IMO.

[Anonymous No.18498033]

>>18497985
>>18498003
dont think so, its UK based

[Anonymous No.18498034]

>>18498012
seriously
fuck this volatility

[Anonymous No.18498035]

>>18497905
>want to short
>borrow rate is %1000

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18498036]

>>18497982
Why so Coron-Chan can infect the Lunarians and Martians, and we can be responsible for the inter-planetary genocide?

[Anonymous No.18498037]

>>18498006
$400 before winter $100 before spring 21

[Anonymous No.18498039]

>not buying KOS for under $1 and holding for 52 weeks
What a steal

[Anonymous No.18498040]

>that 3 in a row filter
>sweatymemeguy.jpg

[Anonymous No.18498041]

>>18498040
based

[Anonymous No.18498044]

>>18497982
The Martian atmosphere is all CO2, more than enough to make methane without poop.

[Anonymous No.18498045]

reverse V incoming

[Anonymous No.18498051]

>>18498040
LOL

[Anonymous No.18498055]

>>18497717
GDXJ 55c boys, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18498057]

>>18498040
Fuck tripcodes

[Anonymous No.18498058]

>Trip claims we're going to move away from oil in the near future
>anons ask why and to cite a source of widespread plastic disuse
>"heh... dumb boomers can't just realize we're moving away from it!"
>anons ask for source again
>He can't provide it

Why are people like this?

[Anonymous No.18498059]

>>18498044
>make methane without poop
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.18498064]

>>18497717
hold me

[Anonymous No.18498065]

bitcoin up 5.5% today and back over 7,000

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498068]

>>18498040
>hey guys look at me i'm filtering people aren't I cool?

[Anonymous No.18498071]

>>18498006
Was all in spxs but closed at $12:10 then went all in at spy 282c 4/17 at 1.00, I’m feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.18498072]

>>18497961
The idea that society will abandon oil is some real pie in the sky shit. The best the environmental types could hope for is the demand for better carbon sequestration technologies and recycling strategies. If society is actually concerned about the long term use of hydrocarbons, those are actually viable ways of dealing with it.

[Anonymous No.18498076]

>>18498058
Oil isn't going anywhere, buy HAL and ignore them

[Anonymous No.18498078]

When I think about it, isn't trumpbux basically buying votes?
How do I short American "democracy"?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498080]

>>18498058
just remember.. people like you said that email would never take hold.

[Anonymous No.18498082]

>>18498072
Oil has too many industrial uses on a large scale for it to suddenly be not used anymore

[Anonymous No.18498086]

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.18498087]

>GD, market cap of 40 billion
>volume of 250k
Still new to trading but I feel like this is absurdly low

[Anonymous No.18498088]

>>18498078
democracy is clown market. it's a fucking republic retard.

[Anonymous No.18498090]

lmao bears, who cares about what you think? put your trumpbucks in calls to make your loss back.

[Anonymous No.18498092]

somebody REALLY believes in this company

[Anonymous No.18498097]

>>18498080
Unless you can actually provide a source to your claims beyond just "I feel that it will," then you're useless.

At the advent of email, surveys could have been taken among businesses and consumers showing the rate at which e-mail was being adopted and you could have cited that. Where is your source for oil suddenly not being used anymore?

[Anonymous No.18498103]

>>18497973
Why do you people like GD? It's upside is doubling money rather than RTX which can do more, it's dividend is less, its performance dropped the last few years, and it mirrors the general stock market bubble in how it has increased value during the past decade rather than a more natural looking increase, meaning it is likely overvalues at previous highs. Why not just pick up the better stock of RTX?

Also side note, when the fuck is the market going to dump now? This isn't an organic buy in, and amazon and netflix and such have rallied so hard already they shouldn't go higher.

[Anonymous No.18498104]

>this volume
Today has to be the pump for tomorrow's dump

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498105]

>>18498076
>Oil isn't going anywhere
well lately it has been headed straight down

[Anonymous No.18498108]

>>18498040

[Anonymous No.18498115]

>>18498092
theyre going to file bankruptcy. what youre looking at is a attempted take over. yesterday was insane

[Anonymous No.18498116]

Tell me what to do to get rich quick in just a few easy steps that anyone can do!

[Anonymous No.18498117]

buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.18498118]

>>18498080
Shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.18498123]

What to buy guys? What hasn't pumped as hard?

[Anonymous No.18498124]

>>18498092
imagine buying just $1000 worth of that trash this morning

[Anonymous No.18498125]

>>18498105
It's almost like there's a nationwide shut down

[Anonymous No.18498126]

>>18497792
If we can survive a multiyear trip in space to get to mars, and build a successful colony on mars, then there is literally no reason to live on mars. Once we escape the gravity well, there is no reason to ever go back down it.

[Anonymous No.18498129]

what happens when amazon stops pumping

[Anonymous No.18498138]

>>18498105
based, but oil literally is here and profitable for another 20 years minimum. the systems are too efficient. plastic is fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.18498140]

>>18498129
Wait 5 minutes and find out.

[There Will Be Blood No.18498141]

>>18498080
How do I short you?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498143]

>>18498097
>Where is your source for oil suddenly not being used anymore?
when did i say "suddenly" huh?? pretty sure i said something along the lines that it'll get phased out and replaced as society slowly drifts away from it.

just keep buying it bro.. not like its been in a down trend for 10+ years.. surely it'll be much better once YOU buy it tho right?

[Anonymous No.18498146]

>>18498129
They file for bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.18498149]

>>18498115
oh fuck. so... what happens to it now?
I put in $200 just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.18498151]

>>18498104
>>18498087
So many people waiting on the sidelines.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Berkshire Hathaway for a day.

[Anonymous No.18498160]

>>18498117
Maybe I’ll throw a few bones at it when it drops 80% this December

[Anonymous No.18498164]

>>18498129
>tfw can't afford a single put

[Anonymous No.18498163]

>>18497902
Sitting on 15K cash waiting for my buying opportunity, I have my RDS.B buy set at $25

[Anonymous No.18498166]

>>18498143
>when did i say "suddenly" huh?? pretty sure i said something along the lines that it'll get phased out and replaced as society slowly drifts away from it.

provide a source that we're actively moving away from it. I like numbers, not some wannabe Warren Buffett trip code saying he feels stuff.

[Anonymous No.18498168]

> mfw AMD

[Anonymous No.18498170]

Tesla faggots might have won today, but I have two months, so I’ll see you at expiration

>inb4 see you at expiration meme

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498171]

>>18498125
almost seems like a world wide one!! shit.. better buy oil lol

[Anonymous No.18498172]

>>18498092
if i buy a couple shares of this, will i get stuck trying to sell or will sell orders go through immediately? it seems like low volume and there are 0 buyers but im not sure

[Anonymous No.18498176]

>>18498105
this
you'd be fool to buy when it's at all time lows, wait until oil is $90 a barrel to buy in you stupid idiots

[Anonymous No.18498177]

>>18498149
>buying the pump

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

[Anonymous No.18498179]

>>18498151
>read newspaper
>eat burger
>go home
I imagine it would be rather mundane.

[Anonymous No.18498182]

>>18498104
on the day of the last 3 job reports trump announced or did something significant. today he will announce a plan to reopen the country

>>18498129
>amazon
>stop pumping
pick one

>>18498149
why would you do that? buy high sell low eh?

[Anonymous No.18498187]

>>18498129
Wont stop till the end of summer

[Anonymous No.18498195]

>>18497905
Is there a story on this shit. Is there an actual reason it poooooooooooooooomped 10000% yesterday or is it literally a pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18498200]

>>18498129
THE PUMP NEVER STOPS BABY

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498201]

>>18498176
it'll surely get there with the hyper inflation about to hit

maybe we can start transporting oil in something besides barrels at that point

[Anonymous No.18498202]

>>18498129
>>>18498140 >>18498146 >>18498164 >>18498182 >>18498187
who even uses amazon these days? its all fake chinese goods or refurbished and used goods being sold as ""new""

[Anonymous No.18498203]

>>18498164
I’m sure you would lose it all anyway

[Anonymous No.18498210]

>>18498182
he already announced a plan to reopen. he said it goes to the governors. essentially openings as early as May, but maybe some will take some more time.

[Anonymous No.18498212]

>>18498170
tfw you can wait this market out in spxs

[Anonymous No.18498215]

>>18498202
this is the dumbest post of the day

[Anonymous No.18498217]

>All my oil stocks are DEEP in the red
>Still making profit because of AMD and fucking SPCE
Clown market

[Anonymous No.18498220]

>>18498170
Lol when it’s even higher

[Anonymous No.18498223]

>>18498168
>P/E: 183.10
You know this shit can't last dude.

[Anonymous No.18498224]

>>18498171
Go buy TSLA if oil is that much of a bother to you lmao Oil chads will be raking in the profits

[Anonymous No.18498225]

>SQQQ below 13 dollars
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The worst thing is that my other shorts and leveraged ETFs turn a profit. But not this little fucker. Nope. God fucking dammit. I guess I can't even say "go to 14" anymore, just go to 13.5 you mother fucker. You are the dog of all shorting instruments in this market, the absolute fucking worst. Even when I am "gaining money" I am losing on you and cutting into my profits. Just fuck my shit up.

[Anonymous No.18498232]

>>18498215
he's not wrong. too much chinese shit. second hand stores and warehouse clearance is better by far.

[Anonymous No.18498233]

>>18497717
anybody watches thestockguy?

[Anonymous No.18498238]

>>18497926
It's obviously the opposite. It means you fix your stop loss so that if the price goes down you still seal in profit, but if it keeps going up you don't get out of the position. At the same time, if the price goes below your cost basis you just get out of the position before it takes your entire balance with it.

[Anonymous No.18498244]

>>18498223
eat subae's ass

[Anonymous No.18498249]

when is trump speaking today? cant wait for the pump

[Anonymous No.18498251]

>>18498201
>he didn't take the goldandsilverpilll

[Anonymous No.18498252]

>>18498232
you can literally buy anything you can think of on amazon

[Anonymous No.18498253]

>>18498212
Did he ever return?

[Anonymous No.18498254]

>>18498225
Honestly SQQQ is going to pump soon given the insanely overbought tech sector right now.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498256]

>>18498224
oh.. i'll trade oil.. i just don't think it's going to be a major player in our future like it has been in our past

[Anonymous No.18498261]

>>18498177
it's $200 not my life's savings... yesterday it went up by like 2,100% i figured this is an idiotically low bet and if the same retards who pumped it that hard yesterday did the same thing today...
and then they tried to. could still be trying to, actually

[Anonymous No.18498264]

>>18498252
>anything you can think of
if only i could buy reasonably priced quality on Amazon...

[Anonymous No.18498267]

>>18498212
I remember that past.
Makes me sad every time.

[Anonymous No.18498268]

Holding 100% cash, give me something to gamble on.

[Anonymous No.18498269]

>gd option i was trying to buy goes from 3.15 to 3.8 the very second I hit buy
Shoot me

[Anonymous No.18498271]

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[Anonymous No.18498272]

I know you're not supposed to get emotional while trading but what the fuck do I do with this insatiable urge to black out and start murdering (villagers in minecraft)?

[Anonymous No.18498273]

>>18498268
This is /smg/, not /shitcoingeneral/ and not /casinoroyal/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18498274]

WTF???? I TURN OFF MY CHARTS FOR 15 MINUTES AND NOW I'M DOWN 70%?????

[Anonymous No.18498275]

FUCKING
STOP BUYING YOU FUCKING NIGGERFEDS! STOP MANIPULATING THE MARKET! STOP IT! IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY! ALSO STOP BAILING OUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPANY! IT DESTROYS THE FREE MARKET YOU MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERS

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

it's literally pic related...

[Anonymous No.18498279]

>>18498212
No you can’t, look up how losses in leveraged etfs are worse than gains are good. Buy long term puts, if you can’t afford them buy long term vertical put spreads.

>>18498220
It literally can’t go higher

[Anonymous No.18498282]

>>18498225
SQQQ $11 soon

[Anonymous No.18498283]

>>18498210
no he announced intent

>>18498249
same

>>18498268
amazon calls

[Anonymous No.18498287]

>>18498261
h-here we go again
$84 by the time i uploaded and posted

[Anonymous No.18498288]

>>18498212
>>18498253
>>18498267

what's the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.18498289]

finally...

[Anonymous No.18498291]

>>18498268
who this hoe

[Anonymous No.18498292]

>>18498274
>He looked away without setting a stoploss?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498294]

FFFUUUCCCCKKK

wheres that MRNA poster.. he still in it?

[Anonymous No.18498300]

>>18498274
Serves you right tripfag retard

[Anonymous No.18498302]

>>18498253
He's in the sky now anon

[Anonymous No.18498303]

>>18498268
AMD puts, not even lying.

[Anonymous No.18498309]

>>18498273
This definitely IS casino royal considering today’s market lmao

[Anonymous No.18498310]

Jesus this fomo is getting hard to resist

[Anonymous No.18498312]

>>18498268
amazon calls

[Anonymous No.18498313]

>>18498294
Fuck yes I am.

[Anonymous No.18498318]

>>18498291
Chesty Veinbag

[Anonymous No.18498319]

>>18498179
Man, I haven't had a big sloppy burger in weeks. Send help.

[Anonymous No.18498321]

>>18498294
Yes. I took some profit around 39, still holding 1000 shares. Cost basis of ~22. I was shilling it here and no one listened. You're all retarded.

[Anonymous No.18498322]

Pic related is allegedly an oil Chad

If you are an oil Chad what oil majorChad Should I buy? I need three too big to fail

[Anonymous No.18498323]

>>18498225
lmao that's what you get for not doing your own research
SQQQ shorts tech stocks, should have gone SDOW

[Anonymous No.18498324]

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.18498342]

>>18498264
Yeah, unless you are wanting a specific product from a specific company it’s all chinese garbage. If you just look up something like Office Desk or Bed Sheets it’s all terrible quality

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498341]

>>18498313
fucking hell congrats man shits fucking beast mode

[Anonymous No.18498347]

>>18498289
Watchu got

[Anonymous No.18498352]

>>18498254
When? You want my honest opinion? I think we live in such a clown world it might become possible during when this market finally crashes for the NASDAQ to become the new DOW and the DOW to stay lower than it. I don't even know anymore man.

>>18498275
I hope jerome coofs.

>>18498282
I believe it. But fuck me if I am getting out while it is flying down and not "wow, it pumped! What a good time!" even if that is 14 fucking dollars only.

[Anonymous No.18498354]

>>18498302
No

[Anonymous No.18498357]

>>18498322

>XOM
>PAA
>RDS.B

[Anonymous No.18498360]

>>18498104
>said increasingly nervous man for 100th time this month

[Anonymous No.18498365]

yo

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498370]

>>18498321
i got in and out of it.. didn't think it'd run this much

[Anonymous No.18498372]

Thoughts on my lattest position?
FORD (F) $5.5 Call 1/21/2022 expiration.

Ford won’t fail right?

[Anonymous No.18498374]

>only 5,245 gorillion claims!
>damn, a lot better than expected!
>BUY BUY BUY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18498377]

>>18498347

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18498379]

FUCK IT, I'M MOVING ALL IN ONTO APPLE PUTS.

[Anonymous No.18498381]

>>18498324
Literally wait a few days, if not a few hours. We're on the precipice.

You guys have no patience.

[Anonymous No.18498382]

>>18498303
Lol buying puts on anything that isn’t a bear etf is going to result in failure, see you when spy is $400 buddy

[Anonymous No.18498387]

why is amd almost at ATH

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498394]

>>18498322
nothing u.s. based

[Anonymous No.18498398]

>>18498379
you dont have to shout

[Anonymous No.18498401]

>>18498352
>When?
Probably within the week.

[Anonymous No.18498403]

>>18498379
Dumb ass

[Anonymous No.18498404]

>>18498370
Kind of thought there were good odds it would, just by comparing it to the other biotechs. The rest popped up 200-300% on announcements alone and here's a company that's literally about to finish phase 1 trials that's barely up 20%? It's the easiest 40+k I'll make in my life, and that's me being a pussy and not wanting to wait around for follow through. If they're successful? This thing is going straight to the moon.

[Anonymous No.18498409]

Why am I in cash AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18498412]

>>18498261
kek I bought one share let's see what happens

[Anonymous No.18498413]

amd doomp when?

[Anonymous No.18498416]

>>18498377
What is the growth of NFLX is there a single person left who doesn't have an account?

[Anonymous No.18498419]

>>18498381
>just a little more patience, guys
kek cant believe there are still bears with a shred of hope

[Anonymous No.18498427]

>>18498416
I don't

[Anonymous No.18498429]

BEARS GETTING

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

[Anonymous No.18498430]

>>18498283
I'll bet that's "priced in" then. a 360 and longer lock down would be unexpected. I would doubt there's good news he can announce unless it has to do with insurance and business continuity. the SBA loans are taking too long to process. state UI running out. Congress & Senate dragging feet like normal (hopefully adjourned, fuck em for giving themselves raises)

>>18498342
yep, it's horse shit. i'd rather order directly from those companies. Newegg is shit for half of their stuff too. I'm very lucky to have local stores, B&H, and a micro-center. America isn't ready to return to something like "American Excellence"

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498437]

>>18498404
I should've held.. thought there would be a bigger pullback then there was (almost none) FUCK

[Anonymous No.18498441]

>>18498365
Woahhhhhh Duuudeee That's BIG BULL

[Anonymous No.18498442]

Pretty comfy, just been readjusting my portfolio and buying good companies cheap.

[Anonymous No.18498447]

incoming OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18498449]

IT'S GONE

ALL OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY IS GONE

I'M RUINED I'M RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18498450]

>>18498323
The issue is that I do have SDOW and SPXU, and they are doing just fine. I got SQQQ again accidentally out of habit after I learned my lesson last time. "how much could it hurt?" Boy what a stupid thought that was. But not like I can day trade because fuck me.

>>18498374
They aren't buying my RTX though, fml.

>>18498401
We have today and tomorrow. I suppose if it doesn't pump by then I will just give up and sell at what will likely be a 20% loss to my portfolio from holding it. Which is ironic since it means outside of the SQQQ I have made 30% gains. Just. Fuck. My. Shit. Up.

[Anonymous No.18498451]

>>18498419
Bears are fucking blind.

[Anonymous No.18498452]

>>18498374
It's not even better than expected, it is worse when u take into account the 4d week. But logic doesn't matter anymore. We bull until 50% is unemployed.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498459]

>>18498429

[Anonymous No.18498464]

ROKU is literally free money. Just blew the fuck past 130.

[Anonymous No.18498465]

[Anonymous No.18498468]

>>18498289
post positions or fuck off

[Anonymous No.18498472]

why do you retards insist on being right? just play the charts

[Anonymous No.18498473]

>>18497826
> SHE
> gets regularly pumped & dumped

Can't make that shit up.

[Anonymous No.18498475]

>>18498468
>>18498377

[Anonymous No.18498477]

>>18498341
I made 100 bux of pure profit alone. This is a blessing for my low cap account.

[Anonymous No.18498487]

>>18498357
Thank you, this looks interesting

[Anonymous No.18498489]

>>18498416
I get physical dvds in the mail from them. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.18498491]

>>18498309
If you're gambling instead of trading, sure. Personally I'm green because I'm not a fucking retard. I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.18498492]

>>18498451
you're stupid for being so bullish. we're in a contentious price range.

[Anonymous No.18498504]

should I invest in xom now or later?

[Anonymous No.18498507]

mr crab?

go on do your duty

[Anonymous No.18498510]

>>18498492
With basically no volume. Very important.

[Anonymous No.18498517]

Redpill me on LTRPB

I just bought 1 share

[Anonymous No.18498521]

Can we just fucking get these stonks back to regular again? I just want to go back to losing my normal amount.

[Anonymous No.18498524]

TESLA $751
THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN.

[Anonymous No.18498528]

>>18498517
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.18498530]

>>18498472
Idk
Can’t shake the bear mindset
Guess i'm just a pessimist

[Anonymous No.18498532]

>>18498510
How many times have you said that since March 23rd?

[Anonymous No.18498535]

ALL ABOARD THE TSLA BULL TRAINNNNNN
NEXT STOP $800

[Anonymous No.18498536]

>>18498319
Just make some at home, anon. They're even better that way. Some nice, crispy bacon, Homemade BBQ sauce, red onions, tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, dab of mayo, pepper jack cheese. No need to fancy it up.

[Anonymous No.18498543]

lmao

[Anonymous No.18498548]

>>18497717
BEAR'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18498553]

>bought zoom stock at 145 a month ago
>it tanked to 130
>got nervous
>tanked to 120
>panic'd and dumped
>back up to 150 today

i fucking hate the stock market

[Benny !!9c17u3GfDJU No.18498554]

Hey guys, ive decided to become the latest /biz/ tripfriend. I love stocks!

[Anonymous No.18498556]

>>18498536
Fuck now I'm hungry. I kind of want Culvers.

[Anonymous No.18498557]

>>18498452
At which % unemployment does society collapse tho

[Anonymous No.18498558]

>>18498372
No they'll probably get bailed out or some shit

[Anonymous No.18498559]

>>18498223
> You know this shit can't last dude.

Earnings are increasing over time, reducing the P/E to more healthy levels.

Sure, there will be pullbacks, but AMD is still growing at a steady pace.

[Anonymous No.18498560]

Why do I invest in stupid shit like GD that barely moves when amd and tesla make 8% gains a day

[Anonymous No.18498565]

>>18498510
where do you get a reference for volume? it seems like it has been at the same levels recently

[Anonymous No.18498567]

>>18498536
sounds pretty fancy

[Anonymous No.18498571]

>>18498524
hey anon who bought TSLA puts are you still here

[Anonymous No.18498574]

>>18498554
HOLY SHIT FUCKING LEAVE

[Anonymous No.18498575]

>>18498078
>isn't trumpbux basically buying votes?
/pol/ had a field day with searching twitter for “trump nigga” which yields a shit ton of results praising him and saying he’s got their vote or was the only one who came through with money.
I’m sure half of that are jokes. But still. It might honestly be that fucking easy. He should double down on UBI, swing the black vote and cause the spontaneous combustion of the left.

[Anonymous No.18498584]

>tfw bet against nvidia
I'm sorry mr. huang su

[Anonymous No.18498585]

Explain this to me

[Anonymous No.18498587]

>>18498553
PAPER HANDS EVERYONE POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH

[Anonymous No.18498589]

>>18498532
i started saying that around the 6th

[Anonymous No.18498596]

>>18498487
>Barring an implode in demand
Anon, I've got bad news for you. And I'm an oil bro as well.

[Anonymous No.18498601]

>>18498532
Not very often, just an interesting indicator, but just ignore everything...close your eyes and everything will be good.

[Anonymous No.18498606]

>>18498560
do whatever the fuck you want to do

[Anonymous No.18498610]

>Everything is green
>except for the stuff I bought
What the fuck why does my shit always crab

[Anonymous No.18498611]

>>18498554
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Chad !!YwOr0QPbwae No.18498615]

>>18498554
Welcome fren. Don't listen to all raging incels here. Tripfrens are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.18498619]

why is the nasdaq up 2% and dji + s&p arent doing shit?

[Anonymous No.18498618]

>>18498571
how many?

[Anonymous No.18498620]

>>18498553
If you panicked, it's because you bought something you weren't confident in owning. Learn to be objective and stop buying and selling on hype and emotions.

[Anonymous No.18498621]

>>18498535
Holy fuck, I should by some Corona’s tonight. I shold OTM puts for profit today on Tesla...

Lol I would have gotten raped

[Anonymous No.18498632]

>>18498553
>long-term holding
>sells at less than 20% loss
>manually sells at all
>didn't watch the market to look for a reentry
What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.18498634]

AMD to $100!

[Anonymous No.18498637]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Jordan Belfort !ZVlllRDUPM No.18498643]

>not shorting $LYV

[Anonymous No.18498644]

>>18498268
MY DUCKING FICK AAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18498646]

>>18498601
kek I'm just butthurt I got burned so badly on this relief rally. It makes no sense to me either, but I gave up trying to fight the market.

[Anonymous No.18498647]

>>18498619
Because tech is massively overbought right now.

[Anonymous No.18498654]

>>18498619
nasdaq is heavily tech-biased, the others are not. Hence, if tech moons (which it is) while everything else tanks (which it does), you get something like what you're observing.

[Anonymous No.18498655]

What a weird day

[Anonymous No.18498659]

>>18498585
>-0.52
>P/E is -252.23

Fuck it, I just bought $1000 worth. Either I skyrocket in this clown world or I lose it all.

[Benny !!9c17u3GfDJU No.18498658]

>>18498615
Thanks chad. Thoughts on the stock market my fellow trip friend? I am a fan personally

[Anonymous No.18498671]

I'm still holding my 12600 ONTX shares. A phase 3 company w/more drugs in testing pipeline all set to release the glorious news sometime in 2nd half of 2020. The price per share jump when the glorious news hits will be epic. My sell order is in place ready to be hit. 1.6 x 12600, over 20,000 in profit. This has been a very good year for me thus far, when this hits I'll finish the year in fine style.

[Anonymous No.18498674]

>>18498619
I'm personally doubling down on QID. based on >>18498654 and >>18498647

[Anonymous No.18498677]

>>18497780
Because people are going to start defaulting in 6 months

[Anonymous No.18498682]

>>18498567
Pretty generic bacon cheeseburger, my dude.

>>18498556
Still open with Corona-chan around?

>>18498655
She was better when she stuck to softcore. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.18498683]

>>18498655
thats a man

[Chad !!YwOr0QPbwae No.18498686]

>>18498658
There's only up.

[Anonymous No.18498690]

>>18498450
>We have today and tomorrow. I suppose if it doesn't pump by then I will just give up and sell at what will likely be a 20% loss to my portfolio from holding it. Which is ironic since it means outside of the SQQQ I have made 30% gains. Just. Fuck. My. Shit. Up.
Want some reassurance? Here.

[Anonymous No.18498691]

Feels like the shorts are dumping everything and going into tech

[Fucking shit fuck No.18498692]

Shit fuck fuck shit

[Anonymous No.18498694]

>>18498655
milk

[Anonymous No.18498696]

THE DUMP COMETH

[Anonymous No.18498700]

>>18498655
You can literally see the kilos of make-up on this slut, probably put a bunch on her milkers aswell. Nasty

[Anonymous No.18498703]

>>18498553
>buy high sell low
classic /biz/

[Anonymous No.18498710]

>>18498691
Why wouldn't they? Tech is saving the economy

[Anonymous No.18498712]

>>18498575
The truly stupid thing about it is he didn't do more than sign the bill.

[Anonymous No.18498716]

>>18498703
it's a bold strategy

[Anonymous No.18498717]

>>18498682
Yeah restaurants are still doing takeout and drive thru here. Only eat in is banned

[Anonymous No.18498723]

>>18498674
I mean, QID volume does suggest it's going to go up very soon, but anon-chan, please reevaluate your life decisions...

[Anonymous No.18498726]

120 puts on roku dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.18498730]

>>18498553
>back up to 150
Well that can't last, they're in dire straits right now.

All the more reason to short tech. My guess is everyone is putting their Trumpbuxx into meme tech stocks. Get ready for smart money to sell soon.

[Anonymous No.18498732]

>>18498671
nice try Steven

[Anonymous No.18498739]

>>18498571
Yeah sold them for 70% loss before it mooned today, chart looked bad for me. I'm ok! It wasn't a large part of my port at all.

[Anonymous No.18498753]

>sold msft at 171 yesterday

I am a fool

[Anonymous No.18498755]

>>18498690
You know anon, you are pretty based. An absolute bro, that does reassure me. No idea how much that actually is on your account, but very nice timing with the buy. I guess I will take in 50 more shares if this pumps a bit again back to those levels. Because fuck it, NASDAQ is very very overbought.

[Anonymous No.18498760]

>>18498730
I think so too.

[Anonymous No.18498767]

>>18498360
>1 post by this id
every time

[Anonymous No.18498779]

thoughts on Roku? whats a good play?

[Anonymous No.18498780]

>>18498734
am i the only one who loves stretch mark titties?

[Anonymous No.18498782]

>>18498261
>>18498287
>>18498365
can you cash out profits though? are there even any buyers when you try to sell it?

[Anonymous No.18498784]

>>18498723
My shitty retirement account will make up for any losses. I can't fucking pick cash in there so I'm balancing with debt and my personal accounts are weighted heavily towards bear. fuck vanguard and 401(k).

[Anonymous No.18498785]

Thinking we end the week with a nice pump

[Anonymous No.18498790]

>>18498734
bet the dudes in the security office enjoyed that..

[Anonymous No.18498793]

See son, line always go back up.

[Anonymous No.18498795]

>>18498753
if you made a profit, then you are not.

[Anonymous No.18498798]

>>18498288
Here you go. Turn off all feels before you read.

[Anonymous No.18498802]

>>18498780
They naturally appear on any non-fake large titties. It means you like real big milkies as opposed to all the posers who pretend they do, but stir clear of anything natural.

[Anonymous No.18498810]

>>18498459
>>18498465
Give me some picks bobo’s I’m joining the team. Let’s profit while this mf burns

[Anonymous No.18498814]

How the fuck am I supposed to choose what to buy when everything is going past all time highs

[Anonymous No.18498817]

>>18498790
>4chan at work

[Anonymous No.18498821]

>>18498734
That's a man

[Anonymous No.18498825]

>>18498814
its simple, dont buy anything. come on man

[Anonymous No.18498829]

>>18498810
>joining the team
this kind of retarded tribalism is why you will always be a poor pathetic faggot

[Anonymous No.18498841]

>>18498802
I do have a big breast fetish, but I can get off to real or fake, if I had to choose in real life though I'd go with real

[Anonymous No.18498843]

>>18498814
FA and TA.

[Anonymous No.18498851]

>>18498814
You don't anon. Just sit on the sidelines and shitpost.

[Anonymous No.18498860]

>>18498416
my same thought. doesnt everyone havea n account or share with someone who does already

[Anonymous No.18498870]

>>18498829
I’m already rich dumbfuck. Never talk to me or my stepson ever again

[Anonymous No.18498875]

>>18498814
The one that's most stable. Netflix and Microsoft, for instance.

[Anonymous No.18498883]

Microsoft is 9 dollars away from an all time high right now, theres no common sense reason for me to hang on any longer is there? I will be able to sleep at night if I miss out on a couple bucks

[Anonymous No.18498886]

>>18498798
He was the Hodor of our day.

[Anonymous No.18498889]

>>18498798
fuck I wasn't ready for that

[Anonymous No.18498892]

>>18498416
I don't have an account. I don't really watch live action shows so I don't really care about Netflix. I also have Amazon Prime so I find what I can from that.

[Anonymous No.18498897]

>>18498779
PUT CITY BABY!!!

[Anonymous No.18498903]

>>18498883
Just sell dude there is going to be at least a small contraction across tech soon soon, and that will probably prompt a sell off in the rest of the market.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18498904]

>>18498814
LCI to $60

[Anonymous No.18498906]

>>18498883
dump eeet

[Anonymous No.18498909]

>>18498798
I came here to make money, not to feel.

>>18498814
>buy
>when everything is going past all time highs
>no economy
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18498913]

>>18498911
new

[Anonymous No.18498914]

>>18498860
their growth has been overseas lately. they might be able to snatch up some more IP contracts if the competition starts hurting too bad (they might). I have my doubts about its long term growth, but seeing the DIS+ launch and their underdeveloped backend, netflix has some serious staying power. their biggest threat is probably AT&T.

[Anonymous No.18498933]

>>18498892
That's my point. Everyone who would even want an account already has one.

[Anonymous No.18498934]

>>18498914
sorry, Apple & Amazon. AT&T will be the dark horse.

[Anonymous No.18498935]

anyone else holding SPY puts? should we cut losses and sell or hold? im worried about trump pump

[Anonymous No.18498939]

>>18498904
I don't mind you as a tripfag, but honestly dont fucking shill me your garbage, ive already been burned buy biotech shill fags

[Anonymous No.18498966]

>>18498935
I already switched to calls, never stay perma bear anon

[Anonymous No.18499052]

>>18497822
oh hey, those guys are the actors from Better Caul Saul

[Anonymous No.18499057]

>>18498966
are you going for cheap calls that expire tomorrow or long?

[Anonymous No.18499062]

I bought a put for AMD at 57.5

[Anonymous No.18499072]

>>18499062
gib milk

[Anonymous No.18499084]

Pigs get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.18499141]

>>18498904
Tell me about your $60 price target. I now get to reevaluate at $8. The only way I see 60 is if if SNSS and GALT merge with LCI

[Anonymous No.18499144]

>>18498904
you should really start saying LCI to $6, at least it has actually been there multiple times in the past year. looks like there is pretty solid support there too if someone was looking for a potential swing trade when it inevitably goes back to $6.

[Anonymous No.18499155]

>>18499057
both

[Anonymous No.18499218]

>>18498829
this guy doesn't fuck

[Anonymous No.18499261]

>>18497951
I doubt this Chad cares about this faggy tweeter

[Anonymous No.18499386]

>>18498268
Anything at all from the silicon valley.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18499388]

>>18498810
AAPL puts muh nigga.

[Anonymous No.18499439]

>>18498810
Gotta go with ROKU or TSLA puts.

[Anonymous No.18499985]

>>18498252
not much /k/