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>> No.18497508

Not funny bro.. I'm down 7k

>> No.18497536
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>>18497493
>Guaranteed Investment Certificate

>> No.18497569
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>>18497493
Just about to start mine. Buying as soon as everything collapses again teehee

>> No.18497639
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>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET MR NOSEBERG DOESNT PAY ME UNTIL NEXT MONTH I CANT MAKE MY SCHEDULED DCA DEPOSIT INTO MY LOW EXPENSE RATIO HIGHLY DIVERSIFED VANGUARD ETFS BECAUSE DRUMPF HANDLED HTIS WHOLE THING INCORRECTLY ITS NOT FAIR I MISSED THE BOTTOM OH WELL TIME IN MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET

>> No.18497677
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>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DISMISS MY 6% CAGR VANGUARD ETF PORTFOLIO I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE AT 75 BY SIMPLY MAKING SCHEDULED DEPOSITS I FOLLOW JACK BOGLE PHILOSOPHY GO AHEAD AND PRETEND LIKE YOU CAN READ A BALANCE SHEET LMAO I WILL BE RETIRED AND WILL PASS THIS WEALTH ONTO MY WIFES SON SHA'BRIQ

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>>18497677
>NooOOO you Can't Just Do OptiOns pLAyerIiiInoos

>noooo you MUST inVEST in SOLID COMPANIES
>trading is GAMBLEINGGG

>> No.18498085

>>18498046
>>18497677
Stay poor

>> No.18498133

>>18498085
>>>r*ddit.com

>> No.18498144

>>18498085
if you do "investing", you will yes

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>WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT INVESTING MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE? HMMMM?

>> No.18499493

Can we just ban wojak posting already? It's a terrible shitpost medium.