He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went to tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I must confess it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shuffled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I bore witness to this scene of mind altering anal penetration her bleached sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous and foam pouring out of every facial fucking orifice involuntarily masturbating as I once again played audience to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness and sanity fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious limit sell order, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
Eyes burning I gripped my sodden PSP as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying