Sergey Unironically Betrayed us All

[Anonymous No.18484654]

He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shambled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her purple sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious market sell, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

[Anonymous No.18484677]

>>18484654
excuse me friend, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Sergay Nozurud and the new technology chainsimp that will save us all

[Anonymous No.18484678]

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[Anonymous No.18485012]

>>18484677
Checkerino

[Anonymous No.18485133]

>>18484654
Did David Lynch produce this?

[Anonymous No.18485335]

>>18484654
>Sergey Unironically Betrayed us All
It's "sergay betrayed us all," haven't you noticed the misspelling every time it's posted?

[Anonymous No.18485541]

>>18485335
I corrected it

[Anonymous No.18485825]

>>18485541
I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.18485853]

Sell you dumb faggots. Sell sell sell... I will buy