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He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shambled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her purple sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABBO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious market sell, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne began to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

>> No.18479698

>>18479645
yes

>> No.18479739

>>18479645
Based

>> No.18479805

>>18479645
Basedboy

>> No.18479916

>>18479645
Actual OC
>the mind of a marine

>> No.18479930
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AFRICA UMBABBO

>> No.18479984

>>18479645
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.18480134
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>>18479984
Yes yes I agree hahah let me put some glod inside have an upboat

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>>18480134
>Checks replies
When the marines are away the Redditors come out to play hehehehe *dances fruitily*

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>>18480415
SERGI UMBIBI

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>>18480780
SERGI BIBI M’BINGU AAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHGG

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>>18480780
>WE ARE THE VIKINGS

>> No.18481269

based post. consider getting kleros next time to democratize your relationship