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I SHORTED AMAZON AT 2,000 WHY IS IT AT A NEW ALL TIME HIGH DURING A RESCISSION

>> No.18470191

>>18470178
get rekt asshole
the stock market is literally no better than a roulette table
NOTHING can be predicted

>> No.18470217

they have drones to replace factory workers if they get sick and drones to delivery to people houses. they're also the biggest online store in the world that everyone has access to in a quarantine.

why would you short that? it's corona-proof

>> No.18470248
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>>18470178
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html

The government is buying stocks bro. They have no intention of letting the market go down without a fight.

>> No.18470268

>>18470191
Based

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>>18470178

The "recession" you are talking about is over, it's bull time

>> No.18470294

>>18470178
>everygoy barred from leaving their house
>shorts the one fucking business GUARANTEED to benefit from it
way to go op

>> No.18470300

hooooly shit shorting amazon
degenerate gambler (that's you)

>> No.18470312

>>18470178
>shorting the online version of Walmart when literally everyone is stuck inside their homes

Have no one but yourself to blame
>Stock too high! Go down soon!

Fucking retard

>> No.18470326

>>18470178
>>18470248

>"first loss" positions
hmmmm you know who else used to hold those positions (junk mortgage securities)? the shadowy securities corporations that caused the 2007 meltdown. There's gonna be a liquidity squeeze somewhere, or there's going to be hyperinflation (eventually). We can export inflation for awhile, but eventually this musical chairs bs is going to stop

>> No.18470367

Amazon warehouse worker here. Business is booming. We have more then the usual packages coming in due to the virus.

Should’ve thought things out OP I mean we do ship things out, people still wanna buy shit during the pandemic...

>> No.18470400

Never short FAAG retard.

>> No.18470404

>>18470178
ur an idiot inorder everything off amazon now i cant go outside

>> No.18470466

>>18470367
Amazon might as well have a conveyor belt onto our street, their vans are coming around so often. Fedex and UPS, too.

>> No.18470594

>>18470178
The absolute level of intelligence of biz. Wsb fags were right.

>> No.18470633

>>18470217
>drones to deliver to people
Are you retarded. Theres not even airpspace routes for drone delivery you tard. The faa moves so painfully slow they havent approved new engines that are non jets. Basically every cessna is still stuck using 1980s engine tech. Most airports/control towers dont even have real time radar. Retard. Air travel is not like cars.

>> No.18470640

>>18470367
should be saving quite a bit on fuel right now too :^)

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>>18470178
you’re larping, I just lurk this board occasionally for lulz and even I knew online shopping would increase because of the pandemic

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>>18470178
Get back to work wagie. And if you feel yourself cash strapped during this recession or you lost all your money due to gambling, Amazon is hiring new positions. Contact your local warehouse for details.

>> No.18470772

>>18470191
>>18470178

Retarda beyond the fact that e commerce is booming (SINCE PEOPLE CANT LEAVE THEIR HOUSES) the fed is printing money and giving money to businesses

You dense motherfuckers are so dumb

>> No.18470899

UPSer here

we are heavy as shit for this time of year; OP you deserve it for being a total retard

>> No.18470921

>>18470191
Anyone with half a brain would know that people would just start ordering shit instead of going to the store.

>> No.18471000

>>18470178

I work for Amazon grocery delivery.

Demand is at least 2x what it was before the virus. All the scared faggots are ordering food online instead of getting it themsevles.

>> No.18471011

>>18470178
Kys asshole

>> No.18471032

>>18470191
that's wrong

>> No.18471045

>>18470300
Chek'd and Kek'd.

>> No.18471121

>shorting amazon in a time where no ones allowed to go outside

why didn't you just send me your money ?

>> No.18471131

>>18470633
hello based department?

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>>18470178
>shorting amazon

>> No.18471220

>>18470178
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR