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>> No.18463280
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*snibs at you*

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>> No.18463307

Oh great RTX is pumping. My calls are safe for one more day.

>> No.18463309

You are witnessing the biggest short squeeze of all time.

>> No.18463316

Dump everything into oil. Its going to soar tomorrow

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>RTX up 5%

>> No.18463329

SPXS at 11 does look mighty tempting....

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>> No.18463333

Thinking of shorting JP Morgan and Bank of America, anyone else?

>> No.18463335
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Ok anon.

>> No.18463336

Anyone else only come to these threads for the nhentai link?

>> No.18463344
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>SPY closing +3%


>> No.18463346

Tomorrow if it doesn't go red I'm done being a bear

this is so fucking retarded.

>> No.18463351

I don't get it

>> No.18463355





>> No.18463359

Probably too late. They dumped today already on their bad earnings. Time to open a put was last week probably.

>> No.18463372
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Wrongs! We are witnessing the return of the greatest economy in history!

>> No.18463374
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I want to get off Mr. Pow's wild ride.

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>> No.18463391

Why? They set aside billions to cover loan defaults that may or may not happen, they have 0% rate from fed, and companies that overextended themselves need loans more than ever. Also earnings report showed that outside the money they set aside they were doing far beyond expectations in bond and equities markets.

>> No.18463392

we're mooning on thursday when the new jobless claims of 7+ million gets released

>> No.18463396
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Can any of you anons recommend good videos on options? I understand the general mechanics, but I would like to keep learning more before I try my hand in them. An anon recommended me this video yesterday:


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>> No.18463414

RTX calls have been my only money printer. It seems like it really wants to go to 65 lol. Like the third time it's done this.

>> No.18463417

>tfw my trump bux didn't make it in time for me to buy more at the lows

>> No.18463419
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what is this pattern called

>> No.18463420
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Don’t tempt me.

>> No.18463432
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ehh should i sell PLAY goddamn

>> No.18463433

The pump and dump.

>> No.18463435

I've got a giant dyson vacuum hoovering up all these crazy discounted REIT's link NYMT. Praise Jerome

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>> No.18463446

return to "normal"

>> No.18463447

can someone explain why trump isn't gloating and taking credit for this recovery? that's fishy

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>> No.18463455

I don't think so. I had puts on it yesterday and it rocketed UP on open. Made me despair. Finally sank and I get something out of it. I think JPM's dip is done... If it keeps going down likely the entire market is going with it. Just my 2cents.

>> No.18463456
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Everything today. The part of 1 cent per share earnings for WFC and JPM's own struggle not scaring people. How Fauci said May reopening is overly optimistic. How JPM CEO said we won't reopen in May, like June, July, or even August. Oil dipping below 20. Gold ATM. Future earnings projected to be just as bad for all companies coming up. Q2 being INFINITELY worse than Q1 already is. Goldman Sachs saying we are looking at a coming recession 4x worse than 2008/9, and unemployment well be WORSE than the great depression. It is an open secret like half of everything will be gone and out of business in coming months, not every business will be saved yet all rise.

All of this today. The talking heads of investing gave up justifying even, now everyone is saying "fundamentals don't exist in this market, so just go with momentum and pray." I have never seen more negative news in one day about our economic outlook, and you are telling me NASDAQ is back to normal and S&P might be at this rate by EOW? This is deeply, disturbingly wrong and if you aren't a bear then idk what to say. We had our rally, it has to be near its end.

>> No.18463457

get the fuck out now before it crashes

sell it all now, it will dip more I promise

>> No.18463461
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Oilbros, did we get too cocky?
>tfw still holding thousands of dollars of oil in a certificate

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They're busy.

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>> No.18463473

I lowered my average on SPXS to 12.40

We have to be reaching the top

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>> No.18463480

What brokerage are you using Anon?

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>> No.18463487

We'll never see the DJIA below 20k again

Might as well buy in

>> No.18463494
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66% of my portfolio is now SPY puts

I'm going to be filthy fucking rich by the end of the week.

>> No.18463495

Redpill me on them. Dividend yield of 37%? Am i reading that right? Why is price only $2?

>> No.18463496
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3:50 PM candle incoming. Flip your coin.

>> No.18463499

To be be permanently bear or bull is just retardation, but perma bull is objectively the more retarded of the two

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>> No.18463504

he's dead

TDA, RH, Schwab

nice good job
I love to hear it

>> No.18463505

Money Mesa

>> No.18463506
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did you buy the dip in profiting off the suffering of niggers anon?

>> No.18463507

>tesla run ends

>> No.18463513

room temp iq general

>> No.18463514

It better. I'm down. A lot.

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>> No.18463520

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

>> No.18463521

I'm close to closing my SDOW position but I really can't see this rise continuing. It's a small % of my portfolio so it's not that big a deal to ride it out.

>> No.18463522

He wants to make sure it’s the real deal. Once we all come out of our caves and everything is fine, I’m sure his level of smug will be off the charts.

>> No.18463525

>REIT's link NYMT
hope you didnt mean New York. We Work, the largest commercial landowner, said they aren't paying rent. They are looking to renegotiate their deals. We Work is still collecting rents though

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>66% of my portfolio is now SPY puts

>> No.18463531
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Rest in piss bears

>> No.18463534

Unironically? Looks like flag pattern (heading down).

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>> No.18463545

>3:50 madness
it's all so tiresome

>> No.18463551

where's fucking powell and blackcock, rape me already you fags

>> No.18463553
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not too late divi still yielding over 12%

>> No.18463554
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Which one of these peaks are we heading to right now, anons?

>> No.18463561

what the fuck

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>> No.18463566

It'll be red big time tomorrow and the news will say "MARKET DROPS BIG OFF FEAR OF EMPLOYMENT DATA"

Screencap this post and remind me tomorrow morning at opening bell.

>> No.18463568

Imagine how much a crisis we would have if people stopped dying all of a sudden, worldwide
that is the true horror
death is natural and we shouldn't be so concerned about it
reacting to death with panic is unhealthy

>> No.18463573

Big mortgage scares because of the looming unemployment. Trump is not going to want another housing crisis in his term, he will tell Jerome to give them all the liquidity they need.l

>> No.18463576

now compare it to monthly death rate of covid-19

>> No.18463577

Lost my entire savings trading options, reporting in so that you faggots can learn from my mistakes. I was up 14k at one point. Don't be like me, set a stop loss.

>> No.18463579

Holy shit RTX broke 65. I'm crying. I'm crying. I made money. Oh god... I made it... I'm in the money!!

>> No.18463580

no, they're convinced its lagging. they should be blaming something else.

>> No.18463585

I have no puts and 5k in calls for the last quarter.

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>> No.18463591

Ever considered the reason the deaths are so low is because we shut the fucking country down to stop this shit spreading?

Stop being a nog

>> No.18463599

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.18463600

guys, thoughts on MRO? i wanna buy 240 stocks before close and gamble for a good opening

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>> No.18463606

Why don't you buy a shit load of SQQQ and show us a screencap to prove your dedication

>> No.18463607
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What did they mean by this?

>> No.18463609

>>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
How does diarrhea kill? Dehydration?

>> No.18463610

>US dividends in an RRSP (though that's minmaxing)
Shouldn't you accept the 15% hit for the tax free cap gain in a TFSA?
Long term I dont think the TFSA will be as lucrative as it is now. Gov't will impose new rules due to it being the chosen retirement vesicle for many Canadians

>> No.18463612

What are we holding overnight?

>> No.18463613

Ebola does not kill 10k people per year. The last major outbreak kill 10k people.

>> No.18463614
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i fear 6, i hope 5

>> No.18463616

>May reopening is overly optimistic
sorry bruv, it's going to reopen in may, no way around it when you have states in the midwest already at 25%+ of their workforce unemployed

>> No.18463618

>Playing against the FED and the flooding normies money
can i get your stuff after you kill yourself?

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Correct, you shit out all of your Na and K, heart doesn't pump, you die.

>> No.18463631
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The support for crude oil at 20 is gonna hold, r-right?

>> No.18463633

doesn't look bullish

crabish perhaps

sold - see you tomorrow

>> No.18463637
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The stench

>> No.18463644

How did it all go wrong, anon?

>> No.18463646

What's so funny is that the return to "normal" in the stock market coincides with the return to "normal" in COVID-19 sentiment.

>The worst is past us! We're gonna open the economy on May 1st!

>> No.18463649

who the fuck dumps tesla in this bull run what the fuck

>> No.18463652

Here and trusting that reality catches up to the market at some point in time.

>> No.18463655

My costco stack grew nicely today

COST has never betrayed in all the years ive owned it, stellar company

>> No.18463659

What company will turn 42 bucks into a couple hundred.

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>> No.18463668

are you okay

>> No.18463670

I averaged down SDOW again. This might be my final stand. Anything lower than this and the market is fully manipulated upwards.

>> No.18463671

Play the one that goes, DUMP DUMP DUMP TEE DUMP DUMP

>> No.18463675

it's called dysentery

>> No.18463680
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anal prolapse

>> No.18463681

>normie money
irrelevant, if anything dumb money entering the market is sell signal
>the fed
only relevant long-term, short term we're extremely overbought

Earnings are coming, and nobody is looking good right now.

>> No.18463682

I already bought a shitload of SPXS

>> No.18463687

are you trying to imply something
why is normal in quotes


>> No.18463689

I've been having chronic diarrhea for years. It's not IBS or gluten allergy. Seems like I've developed some massive sensitivity to fast food and some cooking oils. May have to do something about that.

>> No.18463691

Do not touch MRO until it dumps even further. It's not going up anytime soon.

Yes. you cannot absorb any water nor any vitamins/nutrients because your intestines are super fucked up. You just shit it all out without a chance to absorb anything.

People with intense diarrhea need to be on an IV fluid drip with vitamins and water to continue living.

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>> No.18463701

There is no possibility of herd immunity. This is a severe RNA virus with no natural human immunity. People don’t fully understand what this means. Your body can fight off regular viruses that have evolved around us and maintain an easier time keeping future infections. When we have an alien virus like this you can keep getting reinfected over and over and over... endlessly. The problem is the virus stays in your body, dormant after antibodies have succeeded in destroying active viruses. The antibodies go away after a cycle. Then the virus goes active again. This virus is an anti evolution virus in that humans cannot evolve quick enough to form a generational immunity which is what we would need. This virus 100% was created and not a natural virus. The incubation period is proof of that alone but when you take into consideration the amount of reinfected you basically have to live in dreamland to believe this was a natural occurring virus somewhere in the wild.

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>> No.18463706

that also means there won't be a vaccine

>> No.18463707

Pendy are you okay? Are you still alive, faggot?

>> No.18463713

i'll bite too, but i'm playing DXD.

>> No.18463717

I don't want to throw 42 bucks into something that never will work.

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>tfw 80% of my portfolio is RTX

>> No.18463727

It will crab on you. Had it veggie the merge and this shit swings.

>> No.18463731

>Frontier Tells Creditors It Seeks a March Bankruptcy
>the provider of telecom services in 29 states, is asking creditors to help craft a turnaround deal that includes filing for bankruptcy by the middle of March, according to people with knowledge of the matter.


>> No.18463734

Can somebody explain the bull thesis to me?
I'm retarded but I don't get it, how, today, does the long term look as good as it did 8 months ago, or better?

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>> No.18463736

I think he's dead...

are you infected right now....

>> No.18463739

Straight to 5. There's no way you can justify a - 20% discount when earnings will be down - 80% with high uncertainty in terms of timeframe of recovery. I mean AAPL and TSLA, come the fuck on.

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>> No.18463742

Wouldn't put it past them to say they were sold then stick them in some warehouse.

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>70% of my portfolio is airlines

>> No.18463746
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ding ding ding

>> No.18463749

Dude, we have done antibody studies here in Germany. In higher affected areas, 15% are already immune. Suggesting a 0.06% mortality rate.

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>> No.18463754

is your strategy literally to just pray for a bailout and hope things get better soon?

>> No.18463755

Super bullish.

>> No.18463757

it's mid April bro

why not

that's just as good

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>> No.18463766

Yup, we’re back.

>> No.18463768

Based RTX bro show me thine ways. Its my largest position with it being 26% of my portfolio.


>> No.18463769

WOah, another ATH for the market!

>> No.18463772
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I got 4 tsla puts at 19.00 per contract and sold them at 50.00 per contract, first winning trade in awhile and I'll be selling my other tsla puts tomorrow!

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>Can somebody explain the bull thesis to me?

Muh fundamentals strong! just and earnings dip!

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>> No.18463778

I dumped my for a while $5 profit. Not a big mover and I'm already long on too many oil as it is. AAPL saves my ass by itself.

>> No.18463782

Don't reply to me ever again, fagercuck.

>> No.18463784

It works with utility companies

>> No.18463786

immune to one strain

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How can erectile dysfunction kill 20,000 a year? Is it because they take overdose of viagra or what?

>>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
That is at least a glorious way to go, as a coconut drops onto your head randomly. Painless and quick and possibly pictorial


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>> No.18463789

do the German scientist think that this virus was made by the Chinamen ? ~
what do you think

>> No.18463794
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.92%, nice day, lagging the ess pee ex a little. For the first time in a long time I'm wondering if I'm holding too much cash (sign of frightening euphoria in markets). Very glad to see vix below 40, hopefully it stays there even if that blows out my butterfree.

>> No.18463796

Screencap this post

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>show me thine ways

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>KO up 4.20%

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>> No.18463817

I'm not even mad man, I have respect for the massive balls it takes to just be at peace with being in fate's hands.
But with a lot of these companies, an earnings dip can be extremely shit, that's what I don't get. If a lot of these companies had cash and other liquid assets it would make sense but most are leveraged to the tits and can't handle this, and a bailout can't get everybody at once. I just don't get it.

>> No.18463819

How did you do today anons? one trade with 17%, closed, hoped for more but any trade with profit is a good trade

>> No.18463821

Only up 1.27% today.

>> No.18463827

>buy stock at close
>sell at 9am when it peaks
>rinse and repeat for infinite money

>> No.18463828

EOTomorrow. This is a market that can't crash.

>> No.18463831

I made $400 today :)

>> No.18463832

down 3%, but I'm bearfagging it. moved more into cash and gambling the conference at 5pm.

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Honestly did pretty decent today

>> No.18463835

VFIAX 100%

I'm up 3.05%

>> No.18463837

Oh my gosh, options get my heart racing, seeing my position dump to a 20% loss then pump all the way up to a 10% profit in like half an hour, I think I’m addicted

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respectable but lame gains. I'm heavily into energy and it's not doing as hot right now obviously

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2.4% on my RH, probably more on my other accounts but too lazy to check hehe

>> No.18463844

SQQQ calls at 15 are criminally undervalued.

So are the SQQQ puts at 10.

Loaded up on both. Time to make some cash.

>> No.18463849

i will NOT stay inside for another year for boomers.

fuck them, the death rate for people under 65 is a combined (adding all age groups together) 1.3%.

people will revolt by then.

>> No.18463853

>and the market is fully manipulated upwards.
it LITERALLY is you dipshit stop betting against it. what the fuck how dumb are you? are you the same retard that was trying to short the chinese stock exchanges 2 months ago?

>> No.18463859

I lost 500 dollars with airline puts after yesterdays drop. Who would have thought that someone would have faith in airlines after all this shit? They're begging for bailouts practically and they dropped by 7%!

>> No.18463862

Made $250 spreadbetting on the DOW.

>> No.18463863

TSLA stock reads like a seismograph. 700 to 350 to 700 in the span of two months. It's all speculation. Once earnings for two, three quarters hit there will be no more justification to speculate and all prices will shit the bed.

>> No.18463865

up 9% today

slowly recovering my losses, baby steps with baby capital but meh, not gonna push more capital into this gamble just to make up past losses

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Another +8.6% day. I have no idea what I'm doing but I love stonks

>> No.18463867

Up 119%.

>> No.18463868

Really pumps the blood to the ol' peen huh?

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the good guys win again

>> No.18463874

I'm up 4.17% today.

>> No.18463875

Shorting TSLA over 700 is just guaranteed money.

>> No.18463878

Up 3.64% today. Debating whether my next buy in should be something like NEM or GOLD.

>> No.18463879

You are a genuine retard. You believe schizophrenic /pol/ retards before the medical community. It's not a bioweapon. Look at any actual research papers on the subject instead of threads from retards that want a happening. They can already test the antibody levels in people. They've already had success with convalescent plasma therapy. If we couldn't form an immunity to it, our immune system wouldn't be able to fight it off in the first place. There's questions about how long the immunity will last, but there's no evidence to say it won't last at least a year (how long it lasts for flu, for example).

>> No.18463880

How the fuck do options get priced? I bought an rtx call when there share price was about 64.5, with a premium of 3.55. They crabbed all day, went down to 2.80, then in the end pump they went up to 65.2 and the premium was 3.20
What gives? Figured it was directly correlated to stock price

>> No.18463882

Up 3.5%

Margin is tits if you use it right.

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bro they're coming out with the CYBERTRUCK and the new Roadster model SpaceX edition will have gas thrusters at 10,000 PSI
how can you bet against that, it's so cool

>> No.18463891

addiction is an illness made up by so called doctors (ie. quacks) to justify their employment.

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I'm not even upset honestly. I don't feel pain anymore.

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>what is IV
don't buy options unless you understand the greeks dumb dumb

>> No.18463900

No because as per last crash corrections aren't allowed. TSLA will remain a pump and dump free money machine until Jerome backs off.

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Already wrong, didn't even have to wait until tomorrow

>> No.18463905

>Once earnings for two, three quarters hit there
Havent they had bad earnings for years? The people who buy Tesla arent buying it for earning beats.

>> No.18463906

I could 100% stand to be on paid vacation for a year.

>> No.18463908


If stocks could be considered priced according to 2D factors (clearly visible on finviz for instance), then options are 3D with their own layer of factors built on top of those. You aren't going to understand it unless you've studied them in depth and have a good grasp of math.

>> No.18463909

Honestly Musk will just unveil another stupid product that doesn't go anywhere. Remember the flame thrower? Remember the solar panels?
Remember boring?
Remember 2 million AI taxis by 2020?
Remember his retarded Truck?

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Up 4.5%

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Oil bros, today was a victory.

The longer we sustain these levels the more explosive the rebound will be on any good news.

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>-17.5% ($3,500) on the day

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Theme for tomorrow:

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>> No.18463935

Bulls have nothing. They're just FOMOing

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The industry rates them pretty high. How much further down do they have to go then maybe a 1$ swing to 3.25?

>> No.18463941

lmao just lmao

>retarded Truck
bad opinion kid

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>tfw 50% MFA

>> No.18463947

no you dint

>> No.18463948

So easy to make these idiots bagholders. KEK

>> No.18463949

but who would put money into that?
nobody could be stupid enough to dump funds into this knowing that's what it's backed with, shit is fucked on a more fundamental level
there's no way people are that stupid

>> No.18463951

up 10% while playing on 20x leverage

at one point it was 20% up but I screwed up

>> No.18463955

RTX went passed my strike price but the actual premium for the option went down. Yikes. People expecting blood tomorrow...

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Not too bad! +1.8% for Rob Hood.

Got WAYYYY too cocky and opened Wells Fargo credit spreads that require collateral of 18% of the account... I don't know WHAT THE FUCK I was thinking... surely banks can't go any lower???

>> No.18463963

Down .45%. My RTX gains and my slight oil losses are perfectly balanced.

>> No.18463966

Up 5.6% from Friday so far. Eyeing some good opportunity tomorrow and riding a winner that just isn't slowing down yet.
I'm also holding unto a loser with low ATR that just exited an upward channel on the bottom, so I expect a breakout upward tomorrow, which should give me another 3% or so.

>> No.18463967

>there's no way people are that stupid
yes there is. People will just run to where the money is. Tesla right now is in a textbook bubble chart. But people want to ride it.

>> No.18463968

Blackpill me on MFA, anon.

>> No.18463969

We crashed and Jerome said you aren't allowed to do that, we'll do anything to stop it so now there's only one option go in and pump the shit out of Jerome's market.

>> No.18463974

It is a bioweapon but we need to reopen anyway.

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Chilis man, I am +8.12% up today. I did puts against WFC and LVS. I also did calls for JNJ and APHA. Trimmed positions in COST, LCI, ZBRA, LITE, EHTH, HD, ZM, YUM. Increased positions in KL and ISRG. Further, I am doing PGR calls followed by USB, C, BAC puts for tomorrow.

>> No.18463981

Everyone I know that did get sick has made a full recovery.
2 things:
1. I think the Rona isn't heat resistant so we will start seeing cases decline and disappear until October. This is why cases are now starting to spike in Russia and Japan.
2. I kinda think quarantine measures have actually been successful and our peak was last week in America. the economy will make a near full recovery as long as the quarantine measures end by mid-May as long as the virus is dissapating or maintained at a lower spread the economy is set to restart, demand for things will still be there if the disease goes away. If they are still in effect by mid-May and beyond the economy will indeed contract as lots of businesses go bankrupt and nothing will be there to replace them for a while.

>> No.18463986

that's what you get for being a bear

>> No.18463994

As long as it doesn’t go past your strike price, just chill and wait for Theta to do her thing.

>> No.18464002

Gold miners are the best choice for a 2 year hold in the entire market.

>> No.18464004

I'm going ALLL IN on buts that expire next week.

>> No.18464005

will you be OK if it goes back to 25? what kind of time do you have

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Retarded day. Lost assloads on open and someone wrangled my way back to flat.

>> No.18464010

But nobody could think there's money here except if they're so stupid they can guess when everybody will realize this is an entirely false pump, right? Does tulipmania and every other thing ever teach anybody anything?
Honestly I'm curious what the fuck goes through JPow and whoever else makes decisions' heads. They're not dumb, they can't think this is sustainable. Do they do this because this is the best option they see? To keep their job? They think they get the most material benefit out of this strategy?
Do they sleep at night knowing how much shit they fuck up every day?

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>fundamental level

>> No.18464018

Why does the gov't need to provide employment insurance ? Why not let the private insurance companies offer it and let it be optional?

>> No.18464020

Been holding theses for awhile.

Consumer: KO
Medical: PFE, GSK


>> No.18464024

Seriously, who the fuck is shorting JNUG?

This shit was skyrocketing and as soon as I bought the top (7.92) it plummeted like 15%

JNUG itself is barely up today, and I have to hold 2 days for settlement.

JNUG is trending on Robinhood, which is fucking terrible because the volatility of amateur panic sellers and buyers is fucking the rest of us.

Miners supposedly resume their work all over the world within these next 3 weeks. Gold is still booming, although it seems a bank sold off their gold which caused the panic plunge in the morning.

All in all, I'm down 15 grand in a day. This stock is still upwards trending, but I can't find any new info on how JNUG will hold up these next few days.

Anyone know exactly what needs to happen for the price to rise, and for it to rise based on fundamentals and not pure speculation.

>> No.18464025

wait wat

>> No.18464043

Up 2.79%

>> No.18464045


You're a in a speculative, leveraged meme stock. You are literally in a meme. Stop trying to pretend like it makes any sense, JNUG is an older meme than TSLA.

>> No.18464047

the collateral required for the spreads I like always make me boink my head against the wall, committing 3-5k per spread just so I can harvest an easy 200 bucks kekkies. No (intelligent) opinion on banks at the moment, JPM miss could have been better but it doesn't look like a disaster
How could you sell YUM ;_;

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>All in all, I'm down 15 grand in a day.

>> No.18464055

Just bought at $15.26, am I too late

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Soooo when do I buy?

>> No.18464061

The Bull believes that the market will close higher on the day of his death than on the day of his birth, and that's all that matters.

>> No.18464065

>JNUG is trending on Robinhood, which is fucking terrible because the volatility of amateur panic sellers and buyers is fucking the rest of us.

You know that ever since JNUG crashed it's been like this right. The vast majority of people in that stock literally don't know what it is but see GOLD and SILVER in the description and get hard.

>> No.18464070

Nobody is FOMOing right now. Check out the daily trading volume, literally nothing. Right now we have a historical high amount of cash waiting on the sideline.

This is one big trap and history repeats itself.

>> No.18464074

+27% today

Feels good man

>> No.18464076

JNUG is a leveraged version of GDXJ
so for JNUG to go up, you need the GDXJ components to go up

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Thanks you right... I just have to deal with having my funds locked up for a while and hoping there isn't some new WFC scandal.
Yes unless I'm missing something. Could be waiting until October...

>> No.18464086

>nearly 400% potential increase as things begin to go back to normal
>high as fuck dividends (based)

>> No.18464090

If we keep on doing this, money is nothing worth anyway.

>> No.18464095

when they fire and replace their upper mgmt

>> No.18464096

Who cares it’s all about the money

>> No.18464097

Why own anything but VTSAX I don't get it

>> No.18464109

Really not sure LOL just taking some profit I guess, stock has been cranking up.

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>> No.18464122


If that's your take then why not go for something a little more reasonable from a strategic standpoint. USO calls or SPY puts or something.

>> No.18464129

n00b question but how'd you get 20x leverage

>> No.18464132

old news and already priced in, riiight?

>> No.18464136

Thanks, fren. I will pick some up. Will probably have to wait 2 months or so for it to moon.

>> No.18464138

It is but don't try and think about how the stock will move whenever those gold and silver miners (do they even have mines or are they surveying for mines?) end up doing because it matters for JNUG even less than people buying games matters to GME.

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Such low volume. Huge amount of people holding cash on the sidelines. Everyone is waiting for the new lows like in 2001 or 2008. Methinks it won't happen. The sideliners will have to watch the markets soar.

>> No.18464144

But when the 1 to 200 split goes through shouldn't the value increase?

>> No.18464147
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SOXL is the answer. Face it; semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.18464150

Pretty solid list.

>> No.18464151

>Global economy
no one cares about those things

>> No.18464152

lack of liquidity

>> No.18464156

wtf, I feel like I am in 2015 all over again seeing people STILL talking about CHK... why don't we talk about TOPS and DRYS while we're at it FUCK

>> No.18464167

this was from 8:30 this morning and futures shot up on the news
you literally can't make this shit up

>> No.18464169


>> No.18464174

>JNUG is an older meme than TSLA
JNUG is a super autistic meme since it's all small cap miners that can fucking moon or doom on something complete fuckingly unrelated to the price of gold.

>> No.18464175

everyone who was smart got out

>> No.18464178

4 MES contracts probably

>> No.18464179

Volatility is plummeting, pumps are not getting as intense anymore, dumps aren't as heavy. We're back to steady BVLL market.

For now, atleast. I give it a month or two before shit plummets another 30%.

>> No.18464183

down 25% on PLAY after that news w/ jefferies. Do I bail?
What are you doing?

>> No.18464190

>Goldman says downturn will be 4 times worse than housing crisis

Two words:



>> No.18464208

No you just get smaller shares that become fewer big shares.

>> No.18464213


smart if they want to miss out on ATHs. i guess they'll have their shareholders to answer to

>> No.18464218

풋충 자살마렵제?

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So how long is this going to last for? When is it all going to crash?

>> No.18464220

Hum GS is reporting earnings tomrrow. Looks like it's gunna be bad. Since JPM pumped and umped on their bad earnings I will be watching for GS to do the same. Good chance of great profits here.

>> No.18464223

Should I buy Boeings dip? This 737 bullshit has really fucked them

>> No.18464224

I bought in at 91

>> No.18464225

>tfw didn't buy it at $85
how can i possibly cope with this knowledge?

>> No.18464229

New to options and I'm not clear on something. Which side pays the assignment fee if the strike price is hit? The buyer or seller? I assume the seller?

>> No.18464234

Up 3.64%.....need good news from inovio asap

>> No.18464242

*pats head*

>> No.18464251

I died a long time ago.

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fuk off kid

>> No.18464254

>When is it all going to crash?
crash already happened, it's done and over

>> No.18464256

hold. honest opinion bo bro. the SP500 and all individual tech stocks are close to their rebounding limit. Tomorrow is the day
t. guy who lost 20k but did not loose hope

>> No.18464260

lmao there is no chance this dude is still alive

>> No.18464262

>a year and a half to replace a few lines of code

>> No.18464264

When did you buy in? And can you recommend any other stocks?

>> No.18464266

Well Boeing forms one half of a global duopoly on aircraft which is of immense geo-strategic significance. So the USG will step in to not just bail them out but continue to actively lobby for them. I'm not buying anything though after tomorrow. I don't care if I'm missing out. The FOMO is less than the mental dissonance you need to play this market.

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>> No.18464268

I'm already long and I'm going to buy more later this week

>> No.18464270

If he wanted to lose the money he could have just gave it to a church or something that would have done some good...

>> No.18464272

Being a meanie shrinks your weenie

>> No.18464273

Anybody know anything about Paladin Energy or Aura Energy? Trying to diversify my uranium exposure.

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>> No.18464280

>he didn't buy BA when it was fucking $95 a share


>> No.18464281

you're not buying any stocks from now?

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I think you're hedging in the wrong direction. If none of this works and society falls apart then money won't be worth anything and you won't reap any rewards from your bearish bets.

But if things manage to stay afloat like they generally do, and the dollar, the most sought after global currency, doesn't suddenly become worthless... if the status quo is maintained, then money will be worth something, and your bearish bet won't pay off.

If you're that concerned about inflation buy TIPS or gold or something. Goddamn son. Doomers are pathological.

>my only mistake is
>a massive cope because I failed to understand the forces at play and massively over-leveraged for a chance at e-fame via a lottery ticket that cost me hundreds of thousands of USD

Holy shit... how much of this is there on that site? Are the retard bear doomers as insane and salty as they are here?

>> No.18464302

I'm thinking about selling my BA and buying Airbus instead. Been fretting over it for a while.

>> No.18464305

stupid idiot. corrections are healthy.

>> No.18464311

>GDP down 3%
>market still down 20%
yeah i'm a buyer

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sick of you fucking children coming here and expecting to be spoonfed basic info. go watch a youtube video or something for christ's sake

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>> No.18464322

>this market can't even crab correctly
Where the fuck are you snips

>> No.18464326

isn't SOXL direxion? wouldnt it get get reverse split until it dies?

>> No.18464329

this weeaboo faggot gets it

>> No.18464334

S&P is literally beyond its rebound limit by a fair amount. I was watching for 50% retrace, which we just blew past today.

Honestly the odds of this continuing without even a single large dip is practically zero. SPY is so overbought it can't even be described. There will be nothing but more bad earnings this week, more JPMs, that is going to do some damage. If not, well I'll just eat the loss and leave the market because it's not following any logic anymore and it is about the same as buying expensive scratch tickets. If there is no reason to any of this, there is no market anymore.

>> No.18464336

Probably. Or I will just buy some rock solid bluechips and put stop losses on everything. The problem is I'm less than 25k so if the market shits itself I'll get a SEC b&. Want to avoid this because I'm too small. Whatever I do I'm closing all the charts and not opening them more than once a week.

>> No.18464339

why is that girl on a leash...

what are you saying

>sick of you fucking children coming here and expecting to be spoonfed basic info

>> No.18464340

Why the fuck did he sell his positions if he still believes it will crash
He bought so much wasted theta

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>> No.18464361

>Honestly the odds of this continuing without even a single large dip is practically zero.
look at december 2018

>> No.18464375

Can't fight this rally. Of course it could end tomorrow but even if it does that's just another chance to buy in lower
Glorious you're gonna make it
Buy now. It isn't too late. Get some and if you get lucky and we drill down again it'll be even cheaper. I'm not all the way in so I'm buying 1k a day worth until I run out of cash
I actually read Accidental Superpower. Good shit.
>isn't SOXL direxion? wouldnt it get get reverse split until it dies?
You're thinking about the bear ETFs. SOXL is the bull version that rebalances every day and as long as the stock market has a gentle up slope in the long term you will make out like a bandit. I'm very bullish on semiconductors so I see this working out

>> No.18464378

I understand you. I'm half dead today when I saw my 20k blew by margin calls. But check again all TA indicators is directing toward down. Yesterday and before were no "clear signs"... just bobo rumbling abouts... But today we have the clear sign. This really is the end.

>> No.18464379

just buy good stocks
hold the good stocks
quit your whining

>> No.18464394

Hedging? I am here intraday trading with a friction of my stack, the rest is sitting on sideline as every other mentally healthy guy right now. I don't wanna bore you with facts and statistics since you are probably one of those guys who is spoucing "priced in", "bullish all the way" and "BRRRR".

Just remember, that we have hit 2019 levels with record high unemployment, countries still under lockdown, historical disasterous earnings. This shit will last longer than anyone here can estimate.

Enjoy the fun, but never go full retarded like you did right now.

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so at its current state, if you have 200 shares it will turn in to one share?

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>> No.18464440

Second wave has begun in China. Expect the futures market to sell off in about 5 hours. I'd love to watch them with you, but that's right in the middle of Hannity.

>> No.18464441

Think about it this way, the odds are very low that things won't be up and running again by a year from now, so if you're long on the stocks you have then you should be planning to hodl through it anyway. In the meantime you can use your fun money to swing trade leveraged ETFs. Market crashes? Great, buy SPXS and get comfy. Doomerism does nothing but cloud your mind and weaken your hands.

>> No.18464446

QLD has done even better than this SOXL

>> No.18464449

What is the difference between a good stock and a bad stock if every stock just goes up? How can you even tell anymore if a company is in good standing or not if their balance sheet is irrelevant because free fed money? If there are no bad stocks then there are no good stocks either. You can't have your cake and eat it to.

If it comes to the point where bad companies can thrive simply due to fed cash cannons then I'm not buying, that's not a good stock, that's a toxic asset that will implode the second the tap is turned off.

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>> No.18464464

the bad news now will only affect specific companies that announce shit earnings. Not the whole market

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up 2 percentile, Gonna nap

>> No.18464469

Not only this but the market is so volatile that every stock shoots down by 10% when we have a red day

>> No.18464471

If there are no bad stocks, it means that every stock is a good stock

cut the cope
cease the whining
buy the best stocks

>> No.18464490

fresh news (10 minutes):
details on Tuesday

>> No.18464492

yeah in mid march

>> No.18464496

Nothing wrong with throwing some financials and other stuff in there. Right now I'm sitting on SPXL, TECL, FNGU, TQQQ, SOXL, /ES futures contracts and a bunch of short puts so I believe in spreading the stack around. In the long term I still think SOXL will be the clear winner but as long as you get in somewhere you'll be fine

>> No.18464500

If every stock is a good stock then there is no such thing as a good stock, it's all just a nebulous, irrelevant mass of capital. It's a gamble.

>> No.18464504

CFD's sucks ass though and if you have enough money to avoid it then do so. There's brokers out there that let's you trade futures for a small amount of money

>> No.18464507

>tesla back to 721
fucking hell

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Goldman have been the doomiest of gloomy dooms of the investment bankers since this whole thing started. They've been putting out some citron research tier claims lately.

>> No.18464511

We’re gonna hit 2,500 dead american boomers today from the Chinese virus. Deep green tomorrow confirmed.

>> No.18464517

WM is still cheap. Gonna buy more tomorrow if it’s still under 100.

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orange man holds a press conference again... not much of a fan of politics but these are kinda entertaining especially when the starts to fight those reportes

i dont think anybody would be interested in politics at all if it was not for orange man's
adventures. politics mostly circus for bored people, very similar to sports or soap operas


>> No.18464532


Buying more and holding for years.

>> No.18464546


new thred




some stocks are good, some stocks are bad
some stocks are wonderful, some stocks are terrible
only buy the premium elite stocks and you will never have to complain again. sleep well at night

>> No.18464554

when do you start your transition to female?

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>> No.18464577

How tf is this the end? It's always the end yet it never comes.

>> No.18464610

yeah I remember their death estimates where really high. I was like 'oh shit' now those estimates looks like a joke.

>> No.18464697

Bitcoin CRASHING aftermarket. Means we're fucking tomorrow lads. COIN is the TRUE TECHNICAL INDICATOR.

>> No.18464726

you're both wrong btw. We're at 1.

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