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>> No.18459527

bears btfo

>> No.18459532
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18459532

I feel refreshed and uplifted.

Thank you based Jerome Powell

>> No.18459536
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18459536

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.18459538

Surely we haven't hit the bottom yet, right?

>> No.18459540

>>18459518
just don't invest anymore than you can afford to lose :^)

>> No.18459543
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18459543

Those poor bears

and I don't mean in the sad way

>> No.18459545

When is this dead cat bounce over?

>> No.18459546

SPY 240 by Friday. Sorry bulls.

>> No.18459547

I am financially ruined.

>> No.18459548

>>18459507
i should have stuck to shitcoins

>> No.18459549

>buy NIO for 3k
>wait 10 years
>become a millionaire

Or do you hate free money?

>> No.18459550

>>18459532
As soon as I learn to time the market ill live in Hawaii with this gril!

>> No.18459556

>>18459536
What are some divvies you're in?

>> No.18459557
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>mfw I put it all into BP

>> No.18459558

>>18459545
10 yrs from now

>> No.18459560
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18459560

Where my fellow /slaveowners/ at?

you did invest in niggers nogging yesterday when i told you to anon, right?

long GEO

>> No.18459565

Why is BAM rebounding?

>> No.18459570

AHHHHHHH MY FUCKING PUTSSSSSSSSS FUCK YOU

>> No.18459571
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18459571

Thank you for the gains Jpow and Mnuchin. Us bulls owe you a lot.

>> No.18459573

>>18459545
The dead cat has had rocket boosters strapped onto all four paws and is now heading towards space.

>> No.18459574
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18459574

This is just a bull trap, right guys? These SQQQ bags are getting heavy.

>> No.18459575

>>18459546
There's no coping anymore bobro. Only sadness.

>> No.18459577
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18459577

https://www.strawpoll.me/19773647
https://www.strawpoll.me/19773647
https://www.strawpoll.me/19773647

>> No.18459581

>Being a "financially educated bear"
>Not riding Mr. J's magic V shaped recovery train straight to the fucking moon.

>> No.18459594

What should I buy at the 3:30 sell off?

>> No.18459595
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18459595

GME bros..............

>> No.18459599
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>>18459574

>> No.18459606

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love some of you guys really. But some of you are some of the most oblivious, stupid, pants on head retarded, here this from last night:

>>18455428
>>what did you think was going to happen
>not banana republic-tier money printing under a supposed fiscally conservative administration
>but jews

WHO THE FUCK EVER THOUGHT TRUMP WAS A FISCAL CONSERVATIVE? DID YOU JUST START PAYING ATTENTION NOW???

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

He’s peak boomer! He’s gonna max out the credit card!! HE CUTS TAXES AND INCREASES SPENDING LIKE NO PRESIDENT EVER BEFORE!!!
Hahahahaha haha

>> No.18459610

this is gonna tank by close

>> No.18459612

>>/18459366/
>>/18459366/
I saw a good youtuber's description of what's happening:

"If this market actually recovers then there will be no reason ever again to short the market. The fed can literally just print money until the market recovers."

It's really true. If this market seriously goes back to normal after this serious of a crash by printing money then our government will do it for every single recession. What does that mean? Every 10 years, when we have a recession, your savings will decrease by probably like 30% from the fucking inflation. There will never be any reason to save ever again.

You know what else that means? It means that the bankers will be slowly bleeding every American dry as the money is dilated.

>> No.18459617

>>18459549
I wanted to be a millionaire. I compromised. I bought $300 worth instead.

>> No.18459620

>>18459571
rope these treasonous kikes

>> No.18459621

>>18459565
just following the market.

>> No.18459624

>was having doubts about my SPY 275 April 27 puts
>just doubled down
Fuck it bros, I'm going balls deep. Pray for me.

>> No.18459631
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18459631

If digits then we will end at 2900 today

>> No.18459632
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>>18459612
Surely JPow will raise interest rates when everything gets settled?

>> No.18459639

>Being a bear at a time when literally the will of the entire planet is being manifested against the direction you want.

>> No.18459642

>>18459612
kek

that's the game we playing m8

it's a printy print world

>> No.18459643

>RTX is orbiting

I'm cooming.

>> No.18459646
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18459646

Bears on suicide watch

>> No.18459647

>>18459536
BASED DIVVIES POSTER

BEARS ARE GETTING

B
T
F
O

>> No.18459648

>>18459632
The markets will tank if that happens. That's what they attempted to do in 2018 and look at the reaction that resulted. The markets will not tolerate interest rate raises because they know the degree to which the bubble is being supported by QE.

>> No.18459651

>>18459536
Oh no! Dividends got cut. Nothing personel

>> No.18459654

>>18459560
>Where my fellow /slaveowners/ at?
If only we had know how bearish...

>> No.18459659
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18459659

>>18459556

>> No.18459661
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18459661

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY THE BARBER BACK NOW? HE DOESN'T TAKE CRYPTO!

>> No.18459664

>>18459612
you realize in 2008 that it took months to find a 'bottom' . Markets rally multiple times, bigly, every recession
Its literally the Feds job. And yes, they will buy equities if they have to

>> No.18459667

>>18459632
maybe late 2021 kek

AFTER ATHs are hit and broken by 10% so bulls are safe

>> No.18459669

>>18459617
>Investing in Chink companies.
Not even once.

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>>18459543
I feel soo bad for them

>> No.18459685

>>18459595
No worries.

>> No.18459686
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18459686

Reverse splits on JNUG next week
Should I hold my shares :^) ???

>> No.18459691

>holding cash
in this monetary environment kek

All that sidelines trillions has no where to go but into stocks and they will realize it, they want a dip that won't happen because everyone in equities knows this

>> No.18459695

>>18459612
Why not after every 6 years of gains, you just move into much more modest investments with baby safe stop losses? Also if this is true, every recession it will be a great time to all in on the dipperino. At least match inflation.

>> No.18459698

>>18459686
Good luck offing them now

>> No.18459701

>>18459686
No one gives a fuck

>> No.18459705

That's it, I liquidated all my stocks except for microsoft, this shits gonna blow up

>> No.18459713

>>18459632
>>18459667
retards. you cant raise interest rates when debt is this high. the only thing that will cause a drug addict to go into rehab all by himself is when he completely collapses and is unable to go on anymore from system overload.

if you think the fed is ever, EVER normalizing interest rates before monetary collapse you are a fool.

>> No.18459715

>>18459686
>reverse split
How fucking gay. The stock is rebounding already, just let it rise.

>> No.18459717

>>18459684
I don't. They sit in every threads whining about the fed. The stock market has always been rigged why bet against the house?

>> No.18459719

>U.S economy in a lockdown
>earnings a shit
>record high unemployment
AAAAAHHHHH THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE WAS SUPPOSED TO POP YOU LIED TO ME PETER SCHIFF

>> No.18459720

>>18459659
Hero, thank you

>> No.18459724

aapl just RIPPED through 286

>> No.18459723

>>18459713
True, with this increased debt there will be a lot more pressure to inflate

gonna be great for equity shareholders in growth/tech stocks

If you thought tech led the 2019 rebound wait...

>> No.18459731

fuck this stupid nigger market I hope everyone dies

>> No.18459732

>>18459691
>All that sidelines trillions has no where to go but into stocks
Wrong. It can go into gold.

>> No.18459733

>>18459612
Thats pretty much it.
Why would they EVER stop printing money during every recession?
I'm still getting people calling me "retarded" for saying that... yet they never answer the question

>> No.18459740
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>>18459719
Technically gold is up a good amount so you would have profited off his advice

>> No.18459745

>>18459719
It just means the bubble will pop again now.

>> No.18459747
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>>18459507
anyone knows about pic related? any recommendations?

>> No.18459750
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18459750

why the fuck is the market up so much? are we unironically going back to SPY 300+ by the end of the month? i mean what the actual fuck is going on here? what is our consensus on this issue, not meme'ing but actually what do we currently think of this situation?

>> No.18459752

>>18459732
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

lol

All the gold bugs desperately try to sell gold to people. That's weird huh. Do other investors sell their shares via commercials?

>> No.18459756

>>18459659
What's your average amount of shares/$ per stock? Is it pretty even or do you favor better divvies

>> No.18459766

>>18459723
>gonna be great for equity shareholders in growth/tech stocks
yeah im the incoming tsunami of deflationary pressure is going to be great for equities

>> No.18459768

>>18459750
No where else you want your monies.

Gilded age.

Big companies will benefit the most over the next few years.

>> No.18459769

>>18459750
Whenever I watch a street fight with a man and a woman and the man fucking decks her, she just keeps coming at him.

It's so abnormal. She keeps getting concussed and bloodied but comes at him nonstop until he finally sleeps her.

>> No.18459774

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18459780

>>18459719
It did pop and then the Fed rescued it. The worst part is that there is a conspiracy to hide that they did from normies. Business headlines all lie and say "markets up on [news]" when they should say "markets up because the Fed rescued them.

>> No.18459783

I'M FISCALLY RUINNNNNEEEDDDD
MY PUTSSSSS YOU PROMISED ME I'D MAKE MONEY BY BEING FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE GREEDY
THEY CAN'T JUST PRINT THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS AND TWEETING ABOUT A V-SHAPED RECOVERY
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY OFF MY SWITCH I JUST BOUGHT AND I NEED MORE HRT MEDS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18459785

>>18459750
Fed printing money triggered the golden bull run. Stocks are literally never allowed to go down, they will not allow it, so it's a positive feedback loop that feeds into it's own growth.

>> No.18459787

>>18459752
>gold mooning since 2018
>no argument
typical retard

>> No.18459789

>>18459766
Any deflationary effect will be much more temporary than the inflationary pressures over the next 2 years.

>> No.18459791

>>18459549
Is this the luckin coffee version of tesla which itself is the wework of the car industry?

>> No.18459792
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18459792

why are there so many reddit fags in here lately??

>> No.18459793

>>18459769
it's the culture.

>> No.18459798
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18459798

IT

JUST

KEEPS

GOING

UP

>> No.18459802

>>18459783
people arent even greedy yet. look at the fear/greed index

>> No.18459803

>>18459787
check gold vs any tech stock

and gold is going to drop within a month

>> No.18459808

FUCKING FUCK BEARS THROW IN THE TOWEL!!!! GET OUT YOU STUPID FUCKS

>> No.18459812

>>18459785
im very suspicious of this, it makes it sound like i can just put all of my money into any reasonable company's stock and it will guaranteed make a bunch of money because of the FED. it can't be that easy. certainly there will be a rug pull moment at some point.

>> No.18459815

>>18459789
>temporary
the temporal value is not what matters, but the magnitude. this is the most global debt that has ever existed in human history. the amount that the fed has printed so far does not even cover 1/10th of that. the fed is going to have to print so much money that they are going to lose all credibility.

>> No.18459818
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18459818

AWOOOGA

AWOOOOGA

>> No.18459822

>>18459802

The short term indicators are saying "super greedy", it's the long term ones that are conflicting and saying "fear". I think you can deduce what that means.

>> No.18459825

>>18459812
Uh huh.....

>> No.18459827

I warned you about oil yesterday, anons. Multiple times.
Hope you listened

>> No.18459828

Oil cratering

>> No.18459830

>OIL GET A HISTORIC PRODUCTION CUTS
>OIL DUMP

>EARNING REPORTS ARE WORST THAN EXPECTED
>+2.3%

>> No.18459832

>>18459822
Make bull hay while the sun shines and sell this week.

>> No.18459836
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>>18459830
matter of time

>> No.18459838

>>18459803
>in the future
>gold going down
>tech stocks going up
youve got it backwards retard

>> No.18459841

>>18459719
No with Jerome's intervention everything but the bubble popped. That's why we have TSLA at ATH when other normal things are bleeding.

>> No.18459842

>>18459812
Trump out right informed everyone of a very fast recovery. He basically said "just hold if you got fucked", "buy the dip". The man literally spelled it out.

>> No.18459843
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I've made $300 using $4k of my student loans investing in SPY since the stock market bottom of March 20th.

>> No.18459846

what is more valuable

A shiny rock

or

A company making things with growth in revenue / profit

You can hate the dollar and love stocks. Grow up from being a gold bug

>> No.18459848

Can we have a moment of silence for hank steinbrenner?

>> No.18459853

>>18459812
>it can't be that easy.
It's that easy.

>> No.18459854
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>Humanity finds a cure
>Economy gets decimated
Calling it now

>> No.18459862

>>18459822
source?

>> No.18459865
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>>18459717
I was being sarcastic, Im a Trickster, was I funny?

>> No.18459867

>>18459841
>everything but the bubble popped
that is so true.

>> No.18459868

>>18459507
I have a complete stranger (with woman ID) trying to call me over skype saying she wants to know more about me.
Is this a trap?

>> No.18459869

>>18459812
The best investing strategy for the last 10 years has been to turn your brain off and buy the dip.

>> No.18459875

Dax glitch today was a dead giveaway that all of this is pure gravity defying bullshit.
Literally buy whatever the fuck you want and watch. You pick a logo at this point

>> No.18459874

>>18459848
Thank you.

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18459880

Why no print more shiny rock

>> No.18459885

>>18459875
DAX glitch?

>> No.18459886

>>18459848
May his dreidel spin forever.

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ANY BEARS LEFT?

>> No.18459890
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18459890

Stimulus in, what do I put 1200 into

>> No.18459892

>>18459686
...

>> No.18459893

>>18459557
So did I. Just hold them until the oil market recovers.

>> No.18459900

>>18459791
I don't know anyone who owns a NIO. It's not a terrible car but the outlook for automobiles is bad everywhere right now and worse in China for like a dozen reasons that I rarely see ANYONE talk about. Instead they talk about it being like its a bellwheter for Chinese consumption (it's not.) The market is maturing and new cars have to compete with used cars now, never needed to do this before, there are fees just to own cars and parking is a huge problem unironically. Wish people who did analysis of Chinese economy would actually live there and weren't so ideologically motivated. Financial news is mythically free of this ideological bias but that is certainly not true.

>> No.18459902

>>18459868
no

>> No.18459906

>>18459846
>A company making things with growth in revenue / profit
Is not valuable at all if you have to pay 10x what it is actually worth. Use your brain, anon. Stocks are EVEN MORE overvalued now than they were in february by your own definition, because earnings have plummeted.

>> No.18459909

>>18459830
Yeah but Jerome has said he's not going to let it go down, we are in December but without the risk of a crash so inflate those meme stocks away.

>> No.18459910

>>18459890
hookers and blow

>> No.18459913

>>18459632
You ever heard the phrase "nothing is more perminant than a short term solution that works"

>> No.18459920

>>18459906
Earnings will recover
Stocks look ahead

>> No.18459926

crash it

>> No.18459933

>Finance gurus "it's gonna get worse before it gets better
>Reality: Its gonna get better before it gets better

>> No.18459937

>>18459854
Always sell the news.

>> No.18459941

>>18459902
are you sure?

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18459943

Oil is really fucking me here lately.

>> No.18459945

It is so fucking funny that we are back at 2019 levels, besides the current situation.

Disconnected from reality. Life must be a simulation.

>> No.18459946

Just bought calls. The market will tank now, you're welcome.

>> No.18459951

>>18459920
>Earnings will recover
Shhhh. Let the bears continue to consume the MSM doomporn.

>> No.18459954

>>18459937
wow such wisdom

>> No.18459957

All those rate cuts paying off now.

>> No.18459961

>>18459920

>he's actually buying the meme that this is pragmatic, forward looking growth when it's literally just the Fed + few remaining bulls buying stock up on low volume and short squeezes while all savvy investors and fund managers are sitting on the sidelines with cash and bonds

>> No.18459963

third J-Pow's candle

were really going for the kill on the bears huh

>> No.18459964

You bear fags don't understand that everyone joined the fed side and they can now gamble with no danger. This 0 risk of a crash or bankruptcy is a pump and dump gamblers wet dream.

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>>18459933
thats why you have to listen to anon shitposters instead

>> No.18459974

>>18459920
>small business everywhere getting FUCKED
>bro the economy will recover :-DD

it literally won't. The super large corporations will recover but everyone else will not.

>> No.18459976

>>18459920
right, it couldn't possibly be that the bubble is even bigger now than it was in february. and as we all know, bubbles are sustainable and only go on forever.

>> No.18459978

>>18459888
Ive got 7k worth of puts that im just staring at

>> No.18459979
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18459979

s-surely people will take profits to pay the rent r-right

>> No.18459983

>>18459910
How long do I hold

>> No.18459985
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>>18459964
we're literally secured with the taxpayer's money

>> No.18459986

>>18459964
GMI

>> No.18459990

>>18459945
No but under the promise it can't crash going max greed is the best strategy.

>> No.18459995

>>18459632
I think he definitely would. But trump is going to fire him.

>>18459648
He had already been hiking rates before the market seized up. He could’ve gone full Bernanke and insisted on raising until SHTF. But the hikes went well at first.

>> No.18459998

>>18459890
At this point pick a stock by throwing darts at this point. Almost everything is still cheap. What do you know? What are your interests?

>> No.18460000

>>18459961
At least one anon follows some important indicators.

Right now we are at a record high of cash levels and historical low volume on all stock markets.

So many new bagholders are created here, bulls AND bears. Quiet funny to watch from the sideline

>> No.18460006

>>18459974
this is unironically the historic event that moves us away from having small businesses at all. it's going all be corporations and the people who work for them for now on. what a time to be alive.

>> No.18460009

>>18459978
I'm so sorry

>> No.18460010

>>18459974
I'm not in small caps kek

>>18459976
The truth was it always was about confidence. Since the ancient times to today. It's always been an illusion we believe in.

>> No.18460012

>>18459978
I'm down 500 just hoping the market will tank like it did on monday.

>> No.18460015

Everything is going green.

Someone link the posts of the intellectuals that are lecturing us imbeciles how this is all a bubble, and the human society and capitalism as we know it will crumble in the coming months

>> No.18460021

>>18459990
Nobody ever made such a promise, why is every real big boy sitting on the sideline? Nobody is touching this fake out.

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>>18459893
>>18459557

Marathon here

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18460027

LCI needs poked with a stick. Move you cuck.

>> No.18460028

>>18460000
nice

>> No.18460030

>>18460006
idiotic and wrong
wouldn't even be possible outside of the shit hole cities

>> No.18460029

RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18460035

God damn you all suck. Get off the DOW. So much more happens in the Nasdaq.

>> No.18460037

when will the day come

>> No.18460039

>>18459998
>still cheap

You're about to get justed to another planet

>> No.18460040

>>18459976
the idea that keeps me up at night, is the increasingly likely possibility that no one actually knows wtf they're doing. the people in power, the "experts", the "illuminati", everyone it doesn't matter... everyone is just winging it and hoping it works and trying to push off the bad times for another day at least.

i mean what if the simple fact of the matter is know one knows wtf to do in this situation? what if they're just guessing and doing things and praying they're right?

>> No.18460043
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it's time...

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>>18459507
THANK YOU BASED SMINEM

>> No.18460047

>>18460010
and how long do you think confidence will last when tens of thousands of small businesses are prime to go bankrupt, unemployment and wealth inequality is projected to reach record numbers, rent is not being paid, the IMF projects deep global recession and the entire economy is on borrowed time with inflation about to explode from government welfare checks?

good lord the levels of hopium are unreal. why does any of this need to be spelled out?

>> No.18460052

>>18459612
Absolute truth. Unlimited worldwide QE is taking place. With it a gigantic transfer of money to people already sitting on it. Savers and people without asset are fucked beyond belief. The reason for never ever letting the market consolidate is as plain and simple as one can imagine: The people in power, politicians, people with influence belong to the generation who would hurt their own retirement assets by letting markets consolidate. This is all a big scam on the young generation. The debts taken on now save the old's asses and will be paid by the following generations. Young capable people have their workforce to offer, they could easily sit out a deep recession and benefit on the upturn. Instead they are expected to buy into babyboomer's inflated assets.

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Why yes sir I do read Zero Hedge how could you tell?

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>>18459888
Oh my!! Nanna and Priscilla are dabbing on the bears?! This is fantastic I’ve never seen it!
AND trips!

>> No.18460058

>>18459893
Bought APA earlier, now stuck with it today.

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>+2.5k so far today
how are you holding up these days?

>> No.18460065

so what's stopping everyone from putting their money in stocks since it's assured by the FED themselves?

>> No.18460069

If banks getting shit on did nothing to the stock market, we can really only go up. Banks going down ~5% (even though they were up 2% at open after earnings said they were shit) didn't touch SPX or DJI at all. Only way to be a bear is bet against smallcap. Do not mess with SPX/NASDAQ because they are far too resilient against a recession.

>> No.18460070

>>18460047
all those things are bullish for the stock market large caps

>> No.18460077

Already 25% down on some May 15tth SPXU calls. Its gonna get better by then right?

>> No.18460080

>>18460035
The dows up 500 points but the nasdaq is only up 300 points. What are you talking about?

>> No.18460081

>>18460021
It's about the perception that Jerome will always step in. That's the effect of memes on regular people. This is a horrible bubble but it will work as long as people trust Jerome and his "aggressive action".

>> No.18460082

>>18460040
What you said is all true. Nobody is in control and it’s all random with people looking out for #1.

>> No.18460087

>>18460065
nothing
why don't you put all your money in right now

>> No.18460088

>>18460000

Quads of truth. Short term call and put holders getting wrecked one after another as time goes on.

>> No.18460089

>>18460065
I'm afraid of crashing your bull market with my shitty timing

>> No.18460092

just saved my account from the red but now I can't daytrade for 90 days
tfw no 25k

>> No.18460097

>>18460035
>implying the S&P isn't the best index

ISHYGDDT

>> No.18460102

>>18460070
yeah, for the next 2 weeks, until they cause all of society to come tumbling down. obviously there comes a point where these "numbers" start to bleed into your reality and become more than just numbers.

>> No.18460103

>>18459978
Everyone laugh at the moron trading options

>> No.18460106

Wait, people in here mostly trade options?

Aren't you all mostly millennials/Zoomers with less than $25k in your accounts?

How do you guys do it with only what is it 3 trades per week?

>> No.18460109

>>18460102
you're looking for something very improbable

>> No.18460110

Anyone else waiting till Thursday or Friday to actually invest their Trumpbux since this pump is absolutely just brrrrrrrr, and the market being excited about the stimulus?

>> No.18460112

>>18460092
huge mistake

>> No.18460121

>>18460030
alternatively: money isn't actually real and the FED can literally print infinite money and get away with it. imagine the government just "forgives" a bunch of debt from small businesses so they can be revived after coronachan. because why not, money isn't actually real so they can just say whatever the fuck they want, why not? after the FED printed over $6 TRILLION is it really that crazy of an idea? money is now just a made up number.

>> No.18460124

>>18460065
You can't buy an iPhone, new clothes, or margaritas on a girl's night on the stock market

>> No.18460128

>>18460065
Nothing that's exactly what is happening. Scary thing is Jerome might actually stop any and all crashes.

>> No.18460132

>>18460106
We hold long dated like geniuses!

>> No.18460134

>>18460103
Shhh. He won’t buy more next week if you keep teasing him.

>> No.18460135

>>18460092
you can remove one mark if you call broker (at least, I dont remember exacts)

>> No.18460136

>>18460112
was it?
am I gonna pay more taxes now or what's the deal?
I just wanted to put my account back in the green

>> No.18460138

>>18460080
Points, percent. I'm saying the Dow is slow as shit. Safe space for regards.

>> No.18460147

>>18460121
related note:

why do I pay taxes?

>> No.18460152

>>18460110
The market is excited at all, check out the volume. IT IS FUCKING DRY. This is a sucker rally and nobody knows where it will stop.

>> No.18460154

>he bought?

>> No.18460155

>>18459545
Today

>> No.18460158

>>18460109
>improbable
by what measure? your normalcy bias? social unrest is already brewing in italy and there's a run on food banks because people can't afford to eat.

>> No.18460163

>>18460121
see, this guy gets it.
Knew I wasn't retarded like all the hatters say.

>> No.18460168

>>18460147
To regulate inflation.

>> No.18460170

>>18460009
Its ok friend, easy come, easy go
>>18460012
Im already back into calls - the only puts im still hopeful for is my 70 AXP put
>>18460103
yeah laugh at the moron college student who made 7k from 800 dollars.

>> No.18460175

>>18460106
But cheap OTM options then resell once strike price gets close

>> No.18460177

I couldn't pay rent this month so I'm taking some profits here.

>> No.18460178
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18460178

Anon, when will you realize the bear market WAS completely self-imposed and will fully recover into new ATH when it's no longer unnecessarily ILLEGAL to go to work?

Nothingburger virus, 0.03% mortality per antibody studies and a known effective cure. Godspeed Bobos.

>> No.18460180

>>18459695
I think the point was that with this type of market environment, will there even be a dip to buy? Will market sentiment be based on expectations that the Fed will step in to prop up failing markets that should otherwise by rights collapse.

>>18459750
Don't be bullish or bearish. Ride the waves, but play it safe and exit when you feel appropriate with your profits. There's no point going long right now, given the short/medium-term economic outlook. Certainly no point in buying in this far into the first rally. Unless you bought at the 23rd low or nearby, it's probably safe to start taking profits on speculative plays.

There's a lot of short-term greed on display right now. Valuations are squarely in bull market territory, if you look back at historical valuations of the S&P. That is with no economy to support said valuations. Apart from "forward looking" and "priced in" memes, there's been no provided solution to how productivity losses due to the virus situation will be rectified. There's been no discussion of the timeline in which SME's will be able to get the loans they'll need to stay afloat, nor what happens to those SME's that don't qualify or won't be solvent long enough for the cash injection. There's been no discussion of the unemployment the above will cause long-term, nor how those people will be able to re-train/re-enter the work force. There's been no discussion of the many industries that will be impacted long-term by consume unease regarding being in large social settings. And going on to the virus itself, the vaccine timeline is at least 18+ months. Temporary stop gaps may appear in the coming months, and mitigation measures will help slow the spread, but there's no certainty as to on what time-frame that will occur. There are real reasons a lot of the people are on the sidelines with cash. Memes are not one of them.

>>18459995
Given the current situation, is there any reason to believe a repeat wouldn't occur?

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>> No.18460191

>>18460177
Why couldn't you pay rent, anon?

>> No.18460193

>>18460168
what

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18460194

>it’s all the fed printing money into the stock market!!
>aaaaaaa the illuminati!

>>18460040
>everyone is just winging it and hoping it works
>i mean what if the simple fact of the matter is know one knows wtf to do in this situation? what if they're just guessing and doing things and praying they're right?
There comes a time in everyone’s life where they enter adulthood and realize this is the truth of literally everything. And yet the lights stay on and the newspapers are delivered, and the surgeons often do great work.

>>18460061
Based feline pussy

>> No.18460195

>>18460000
>Quiet funny to watch from the sideline

why aren't you day trading? it's the perfect time for it. learn technical/quantitative analysis techniques and how to get a computer to backtest for you with large sample sizes on any ideas you have or indicators you want to use. have a pre-determined risk and scale out half your position target calculated by a multiple of the ATR. don't hold overnight, it's not hard.

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>tfw my favorite Pizzeria just shut down

Oh well, at least $AMZN hit ATH

>> No.18460205

>>18460121
But the people have actually figured out a way to exploit it. The can pump and dump meme stocks and while all other things are still negative Jerome has no choice but to keep printing. This is how you turn the fake money into real money.

>> No.18460207

>>18460178
No one will go back to work, they're all making more money on unemployment than they were working.

>> No.18460208

>>18460106
Cash accounts give unlimited daytrades

>> No.18460211

>highest unemployment ever in history of United States
>Worst earnings season since great depression
>Stock market up 2.5%

Ummmmmm.... is this supposed to work like this?

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big5gay said xanax makes you a better trader, I did that and now I can buy TPX with no fear

>> No.18460220

>>18460121
It doesn't even matter.
Small businesses already die at an incredible rate. They're just replaced with new ones. The same exact thing will happen here.
The large corporations are not able to take the place of every small businesses, and they never will be.
Do you not think the government is going to continue to do everything they can to encourage new small businesses? There's going to be a shit load of tax incentives after this.

>> No.18460222

>>18460180
No thanks bruh I'll keep my half mil in equities. Didn't blink an eye in 2008 and grew right through that shit too.

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>>18460190
>for a century, oil has been closely tied to the stock market's performance
>UNTIL 2020 BABY LMAO FUCK THE ECONOMY AND DATA AND SHIT BIG LINE GO UP ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>> No.18460226

>>18460211
Where else are normalfags supposed to park their money, you fucking retard?

>> No.18460232

>>18459507
What broker sells mommy gf shares?

>> No.18460233

>>18460081
>That's the effect of memes on regular people.
The banks are concerting this messaging that Powell has PROMISED to return the market to Feb 2020 levels and beyond. If you're a bear you aren't just fighting the Fed, you are fighting the banks too. They aren't allied per se, technically, Powell said he was going to rescue workers and SMEs, but the banks have taken and twisted this message to mean he is going to rescue them and the market. Plus you've got the Command in Chief who is acting like the most cherished and sacrosant value of the american nation is to make the big line go up. If you are a bear, all you can do is point out that the real economy is in shambles and can't recover. But what does the market have to do with that?

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>buying 1 of every stock you can

>> No.18460236

>>18460211
It's a bubble mate

>> No.18460238

>>18460211
>I have no idea what context is

>> No.18460241

>>18460193
supposedly the government takes your money in the form of taxes and destroys it, thereby eliminating it from the general supply/removing it from circulation, so there are less USD's in the world.

>> No.18460242

>>18460208
Still have to wait for them to settle though.

>> No.18460244

Best decision all day was picking up some of them GLD put cheapies. +22% already and we're not slowing down.

>> No.18460246

>>18460207
t. Doesn't know how gibs work

>> No.18460260

>>18460195
>acting like you can backtest this market
Nothing like this has ever been seen before. What gives you confidence in your backtests anon?

>> No.18460261

>>18460226
Ask the nearest boomer what a bank is

>> No.18460262

>>18460246
>t. lives under a rock and hasn't read the cares act

>> No.18460264
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Oil vs the Fed

Who wins?????

>> No.18460268

How much longer until I can start raiding my neighbors?

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We're closing in on an important s&p level, but I think bulls still want it higher.

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>>18460205
basically it's fake money to us because we're "users" of it, have a look into the wild and crazy world of modern monetary theory some time, it's a trip.

>> No.18460273

>>18460244
uhhhh hey be careful with those

>> No.18460283

>>18460246
Retard, I'm in a critical industry and we can't get people to come back to work because they've all got 50% raises from the extra $600/week

>> No.18460285

>>18460222
Time in the market wins, obviously. We're not talking about people that are buy-and-hold for decades here. Nice trips.

>> No.18460287

>>18460211
why wouldn't you invest if you know that the Jerome "the printer" Powell promised to never let it down

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Don’t get out of XOM they said. You’ll miss the moon mission they said.

Thanks for holding my bags, fags.

>> No.18460293

>>18460244
Uh...are you high? I just tripled my money selling 166 C Apr'20

>> No.18460299

>>18460220
what small business should i create, anon? does day trading count as a small business i can get incentives from?

>> No.18460301
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18460301

The REAL question:

So how long can the bubble last?

How long can the FED keep the illusion alive?

>> No.18460305

>>18460236
An unpopable bubble. This is a new reality and as long as the Fed doesn't allow the market to crash it will keep inflating.

>> No.18460315

>>18460234
basically what index funds are

>> No.18460316

>>18460301
It already bottomed, what "bubble", do some research and read some charts

>> No.18460319

>>18460301
last bubble lasted years so go figure

>> No.18460320

>>18460299
No, trades are seen as additional income

unless you recieve a w2 from like working at a brokerage firm and even still

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>>18460291
I just want to break even

>> No.18460326

>>18460291
chevron is honestly a better bet than the mess Xom is.

>> No.18460328

>>18460301
if orange man wins again, 4 more years

>> No.18460329

>>18460291

moon mission is still on, but when, no one knows

>> No.18460330
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18460330

Buy SPCE now or wait ?!

>> No.18460331

>>18460272
absolutely disgusting. a bully with a printing press threatens to beat you up if you dont pay him a stipend of monopoly money ever year that only he can issue.

>> No.18460333

>>18460242
Eh on webull I just take the gfvs, you can still day trade, but you don’t get the funds back until next day. It’s way easier to lock in option profits that way and more profitable then buying stock. I’m doing this until I hit 25k

>> No.18460332

>>18460291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzj4gHuH2LA

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>>18459888
of course not. if the market goes up, that means that the economy is healthy and everyone will prosper.

>> No.18460341

>>18460283
>we can't get people to come back to work because they've all got 50% raises from the extra $600/week

If your industry is getting beat out by unemployment then you probably were significantly underpaying workers

>> No.18460344

>>18460316
>low IQ

>>18460319
It's the same bubble.

>> No.18460347

>>18460272
>tfw listening to normies talking about US debt like it’s the same as their credit card debt or student loans.

Tiresome.

>> No.18460352

>>18460324
>45.83 avg cost
ouch

>> No.18460354

>>18460316
Chart says there's a bubble. Research says you're a faggot lmfaorekt

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>>18460195
>TA

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>>18459926

>> No.18460368

>>18460305
No because eventually they destroy themselves in the process.

>> No.18460369

>>18460347
>tfw out shoppin for ink with jerome and his printercard(tm) gets denied by the world bank

>> No.18460370

I JUST DUMPED MY 401K INTO GAMESTOP. THE ENTIRE AMOUNT. DID I DO GOOD???

>> No.18460372

>>18460301
They want it that way. If the people lose confidence it will crash and they will go in even harder this is a different sort of spiral.

>> No.18460379

>>18460344
>low IQ
literally no argument so you just proved yourself to be retarded. Stay poor
>>18460354
Same

>> No.18460380

>>18460260
it's all just probability and statistics. volatility doesn't change things because day traders get the ability to use stop losses and you're just trying to win more often than you lose. you calculate volatility using the ATR and you dictate your position size based on it. if you want to risk $100 for example, and wanted to say do 1:1 risk:reward bets on 1x the ATR, for a stock that is moving $1 on average per candle you'd buy 100 shares and for a stock that is moving $0.10 on average per candle you'd buy 1000 shares. the indicators and moving averages just give you better odds than going at random.

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>>18460370

>> No.18460393

>>18460341
Overpaying, the wage and hour laws are commie tier high skill wages subsidize the low wage workers

>> No.18460399

>>18460370
gamestop is a pnd and you bought in at the pump.

>> No.18460402

I am getting FOMO to buy. it means its going to dump in the next few days

>> No.18460403

>>18460316
It what sense is it not a bubble dude. There is NOTHING UNDER IT. It's all fake as fuck. Hospitality and retail are green despite them literally all being closed, no customers, no employees, some don't even have management. Buildings empty, not paying rent, and their stocks go up. Is there logic to this? Do you get that just looking at charts is what makes the bubble? If the market really returns to ATH (which I think it will) we as a country are going to regret it for years. Someone in the executive branch needs to intervene and stop these retards from destroying america.

>> No.18460412

Should I even care when I buy if i decide to hold for 1 year?

>> No.18460414

>>18460347
>listening to sheeple academics high from sniffing one anothers' farts thinking its not
tiresome

the LITERAL only difference is that governments can't default. not a single mention of what ill effects reckless money printing has on society. kill yourself you unamerican swine.

>> No.18460417

>>18460402
Just sell when the big selloff happens or the bounce from the selloff.

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>MSFT

>> No.18460425

>oil
did those guys who bought after trump tweet offed themselves yet

>> No.18460433

>>18460370
>Buy gamestop for $6
>Realize it's crap
>Return it
>Get $1 and an Ass Creed Coupon

>> No.18460438

>>18460360
get an actual fucking charting platform, hell at least use tradingview for free. trying to do TA on that shitty little line chart is pathetic.

>> No.18460439

>>18460379
>low IQ cope again
Sorry mate I was looking for smart answers only like:
>>18460372
You mean they'll short their own market?
>They're not going to piss away money for nothing

>> No.18460442

>>18460425

nah im still standing on the chair

>> No.18460452

>>18460341
Retard I don't think you understand how dire this is, we pay market wages and can't get anyone to come back to work.

We can't raise prices because all our contracts are fixed price and are multi-year contracts.

We are a critical industry and there must be many other cases. This is beyond fucked.

>> No.18460456

>>18460293
are you fucking retarded? being long a put and being short a call are both bearish positions you fucking newfag.

>> No.18460457

>>18459396
did you even listen to based Mike?

>> No.18460458

>>18460402
Don't worry when the gamblers dump starts Jerome will intervene harder starting the cycle all over again.

>> No.18460477

>>18460414
Bet you think a mortgage is debt too.

>> No.18460479

>>18459507
What is the best Broker for someone in AU, wanting to Trade on NASDAQ?

>> No.18460480

do you guys own any REITs? are there any long-term ones worth holding?

>> No.18460489

yay my RTX is finally back to 0
ah shit nvm there it goes again

>> No.18460490

Tsla is at 730 dollars. This is insane. It's like the economy is back and the virus doesn't even exist

>> No.18460491

>>18460452
Legit problem that's why people are trying to end CARES and make it so people just receive 80% of wages and it's being framed as a massive benefit that's BETTER than unemployment despite being way worse.

>> No.18460494

>>18460458
the bank of japan was not able to reflate the stock market bubble despite buying equities. you underestimate the wave of debt and the subsequent deflationary pressures that are about to come crashing down.

>> No.18460493

>>18460425
oil's time will come. as long as you bought stocks and didn't gamble on oil price itself you'll be fine

>> No.18460498

>>18459557
youre fine if you bought an oil company with strong balance sheet. You will probably double your money within 24 months. Be patient. Dont look at it every day

>> No.18460500

>>18460370
retard

>> No.18460503

>>18460480
Amt

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18460504

Where my bear chads at?

These iron hands won't let go

>> No.18460509

>>18460480
o, main, and geo

>> No.18460516

>>18460489
Ah shit if I had held my calls I would have made a lot of money. Oh well at least I made a little bit of money.

>> No.18460518

>>18460477
i bet you think your moronic quip was intelligent too

>> No.18460520

>>18460452
>wtf! why do these goyim wanna spend time with their family and friends instead of slaving away for less than a living wage

I can't say that I care

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>>18460399
>gamestop is a pnd

>> No.18460533

>>18460370
If you start selling at 10 then yes.

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18460540

>he bought oil
https://twitter.com/TankerTrackers/status/1250100636710035462

>> No.18460541

>>18460370
THE BIG BUY.

>> No.18460543

>>18459747
no one? is this a literally who app?

>> No.18460549

>>18460494
It's about perception. This time everyone thinks it can only go up. Stocks are dependent on what people think is happening.

>> No.18460555

>>18460531
Nah gamestop is a great long company why not lmao

>> No.18460556

>>18460540
This would make oil prices rise.

>> No.18460558

>>18460540
this will be good for domestic US oil.

>> No.18460559

>>18460439
Again, no argument, stay wrong and enjoy your filthy disgusting dollars

>> No.18460561

shlumpf says death toll won't hit 100k
so are we staying in lockdown or what?

>> No.18460566

>>18460061
is it just me or do these look a lot like sukumizu?

>> No.18460571

>>18460549
>It's about perception
aw yes because everyone sees clear skies ahead

>> No.18460580

>>18460518
No actual response eh? Thanks for playing

>> No.18460581

Recommend me some good airlines you faggots

>> No.18460585

>>18460494
protip; Japans newage QE started 2012 and has matched the SPY since then

>> No.18460587

>>18460490
It's a bubble, it's how you exploit Jerome. You can pump and dump forever if Jerome has to rescue it every time. That's why it's always meme stocks.

>> No.18460593

>>18460561
He's going to use his TOTAL AUTHORITY to make it so.

>> No.18460594

>>18460561
>wear bullet proof armor
>get shot
>dont die
>think to yourself "wtf? why am i wearing this armor if i wont even die?"
>take armor off
>get shot
>die
how are people actually this dumb

>> No.18460597

why the fuck has gamestop been mooning this last week

>> No.18460601

>>18460540
Why would the Iranians want to fuck with the Chinese?

>> No.18460604

>>18460581

>> No.18460616

I got my Govt check. Checked my account at lunch. 2,400 richer. My paycheck was also there.. happy day.

>> No.18460617
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>>18460180
>is there any reason to believe a repeat wouldn't occur?
if they raised rates right now?
I'm not going to guess what it'll look like when markets can once again handle a rape hike.

>> No.18460618

>>18460580
why would i "respond" to a non-response to begin with you fucking simpleton. god MMT proponents are such fucking pseudo intellectuals who think theyve figured something out that no one else has it hurts. kill yourself retard.

>> No.18460623

>>18460571
Everyone sees a Jerome constantly printing. There's 0 perceived risk. There's less perceived risk than December.

>> No.18460629

>>18460581
alaskan

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>>18459574
I hope you're buying right now. The bulls are getting arrogant.

>> No.18460632

>>18460558
Domestic US oil sucks I'll say. I used to live in a beautiful neighborhood in Colorado that was absolutely rekt environmentally by fracking and seeing nitwit Tyler Durden's post everywhere about how fracking is a national security issue now (wasn't before lol) is making me change a lot of my previously unexamined assumptions about the environment and the economy especially as we are still fighting wars for oil ;^) just now to "deny them to strategic adversaries"

>> No.18460633

>>18460597
the big short guy wants a new movie called the big long

>> No.18460643

>>18460601
False flag to fuck over America and Co.

>> No.18460647

>>18460555
you just don't understand the trade newfag... lurk more

>> No.18460648

>>18460540
Is Iran fucking retarded? China and Russia are like their only friends, and it's not even like they're friends it's more like China and Russia just tolerate Iran.

>> No.18460649

>>18460623
>Everyone sees a Jerome constantly printing. There's 0 perceived risk. There's less perceived risk than December.
>source: my huge gaping ass

>> No.18460655

>>18460593
>TOTAL AUTHORITY
Lel, is this the latest salty leftoid talking point?

>> No.18460658

>>18460597
Because the only people trading based on the brrr meme are millennials.

>> No.18460663

>>18460540
This is good for oil stocks Anon.

>> No.18460666

Feels good to be /cash/ right now. You just know that everyone's getting greedy lmao.

>> No.18460668

>>18460581
spacex

>> No.18460680

>>18460643
Literally the only country who would unambiguously benefit is the US.

>> No.18460683

>>18460647
Yeah heres' the trade: find a cheap acronym, zoom out, and say its going to whatever the ATH was. Doesn't matter if it's a dead man walking like GME.

>> No.18460703

>>18460683
don't respond to retarded tripfags

>> No.18460707

>>18460683
no.. like literally.. you don't understand any part of it you fucking scrub

>> No.18460717

>>18460666
Me too, although I'm getting mad FOMO

>> No.18460721

>>18460666
yeah but for how long will it ride up?

>> No.18460723

>>18460561
Yes of course we are. We aren't lifting it and anyone saying so is lying. But so what? Is there some negative consequence for lying?

>> No.18460725

>>18460663
>Watch me dump all this oil into the ocean.
>Suddenly oil prices go up as supply is destroyed.
PROFIT!

>> No.18460751

>>18460680
>false flag attack increases China's presence in the ME, thus weakening America's grasp there

>> No.18460752

TPX went up, the xanax worked

>> No.18460756

>>18460717
>>18460721
If you haven't bought anything 2 weeks ago , then why buy now? is what I think at least.

>> No.18460765

How do I get 0% interest loans to gamble on stonks? Feelin really good about my Gamestop buy.

>> No.18460778

>>18460291
Why wouldn't you hold long. Go do options then and pink wojak

>> No.18460788

new

>>18460787
>>18460787
>>18460787

>> No.18460826

>>18460756
well I have. just sold a shit ton. Might buy a little if it goes down today but its starting to get pricey.

>> No.18460835

>>18460504
Still here. Really want to buy some more puts just watching all these retards follow the market and drop the rest of my cash into precious metals and crypto when the Fed inevitably heats up the money printer in an attempt to go beyond full retard.

>> No.18460837

>>18460751
If China wants to step up its presence in the ME with the excuse of securing the oil trade I don't see how this makes it any easier. The US isn't any more likely to accept the excuse, and if Iran is already working for them they could have just let them in already. Actually come to think of it the one party who might stand to gain is Russia, they might have made a deal with Iran to drive a wedge between them and China on the one hand and bump the price of oil on the other.

>> No.18460879

SQQQLDIERS?

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>>18460707
fucking explain ive been lurking for the past two weeks and I can only think Michael burry has a stake

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>>18460504
All in on puts on tech companies that would obviously dump.

>> No.18460922

>>18460889
maybe you should look into why

>> No.18460932

>>18460889
you've been lurking for two weeks and still haven't figured out which tripfags are absolute retards and which ones are shilling retards?

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>>18460649
>>18460623

I mean I see it too. The Feds job is just keep the powers at be happy.

If this was just capitalism at work most of these companies would of declared bankruptcy

So I see this and I buy to. at the same time waiting for a bubble to pop and just being more ready to pick up the cheapies.

Thanks Jerome

>> No.18460953

>>18460559
>The grass isn't green
>Ok retard
>No argument
>Yah ok retard
>Hah! No argument
ok retard you win

>> No.18460993

>>18460932
protip: they're all retards

>> No.18461015

>>18460932
Well played, going to downsize my LCI position.

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>>18459888
BA 100P 6/12
SPX 2000P 8/12

Not sure about the expiry days, but the month is right.

>> No.18461320

>>18459756
somewhat even. biggest position by far is KO and I have some core stocks I put more into (JNJ, PG, LOW, AAPL, MSFT, O, T, JPM). Haven't started a new position since last year.

>> No.18461580

>>18460324
>7.5% unrealized loss
Boo fucking hoo retard. Just buy a mutual fund next time.

>> No.18461702

>>18459574
I'm holding the bags from SPXS

this bull rally is so fucking delusional. We're not so far into the decay that we won't see large spikes again.

>> No.18461713

>>18459812
the catch is 1000 stocks of TSLA at $1k won't be enought to buy a model 3

>> No.18461753

Want to crash the market right now?
Just start a rumor daddy JP is slowing down the stimulus, watch all pigs rush over to puts