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>> No.18457407

>>18457387
when is SQQQ going to go back up? there need to be some kind of repercussions in these threads for people who are blatantly wrong

>> No.18457409
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FIRST FOR BANK INEVITABLE BANK RUNS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

>> No.18457420

>>18457407
>there need to be some kind of repercussions in these threads for people who are blatantly wrong
Delusion is a powerful thing.

>> No.18457423

bullbros we flew too close to the sun

>> No.18457424

GREEN LINE GO UP

>> No.18457429

>>18457387
Funniest shit ever lol

>> No.18457430

>>18457407
SQQQ will never be above 15. screencap

t. sqqq bagholder

>> No.18457433

>>18457387
fuck now im hungry

>> No.18457437
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you didn't forget about me did you?

>> No.18457440

>>18457409
STOP TRYING TO SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE IT'S NOT HAPPENING

I'M A 25YR BOOMER WE DO NOT USE CASH FAGGOT I HAVENT TOUCHED AN ACTUAL DOLLAR BILL IN AT LEAST 4 MONTHS

>> No.18457441
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>> No.18457444

>>18457407
It's never going back up. At best, you'll be able to take a slightly smaller loss for a day, before the market jumps back up again. This is a bull run now.

>> No.18457446

These short squeezes
Jesus

>> No.18457451

>>18457407
>SQQQ

people actually buy meme shit like? jesus fuck.

>> No.18457460

what's everyone's favorite biomeme stock? athx, ontx?

>> No.18457461

If you don't know why GME is going up and probably will continue going up up you should stop trading for a bit because you're obviously too stupid.. just saying...

>> No.18457462
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WHY GREEN LINE GO DOWN!?!?!

>> No.18457466

>>18457387
CHANGE THIS TO HMTDG = HE MISSED THE DIP GENERAL

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

>> No.18457474

is jnug LOSING STEAM?

>> No.18457486

>>18457462
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>> No.18457489

>>18457466
it feel bad man, probably won't have an other chance like this in my entire life

>> No.18457490
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I'm buying GALT. Wish me luck.

>> No.18457491

>>18457474
Yes, did you buy the top?

>> No.18457492
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>>18457440
HOLY SHIT I JUST WENT TO MY LOCAL WELLS FARGO TO SEE IF THIS WAS REAL AND TOOK THIS PIC

>> No.18457497

>>18457440
That's the problem so when limits are introduced and you can only spend so many good goy bucks a day you're fucked.

>> No.18457498

>>18457441
how does it feel to be printing money fellow bull chad

>> No.18457499

>>18457461
If it's that obvious why didn't you know it before it started going up?

>> No.18457501

NOO, no, not Grugs stonks. Bad news today, good on rock market, stonks should go up! Good news on bat sick make stonk go down, bad news make stonk go up! Where talky man Gerome, say he bring more rock for rock market! Grug is runed!

>> No.18457502

>>18457491
absolutely :^)

>> No.18457503
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18457503

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUMP THE MARKET WHEN EPS IS DOWN 70% ITS NOT FAIR WE COULDVE PREVENTED THIS I OCCUPIED WALLSTREET FOR AN ENTIRE SPRING BREAK AND IT DID NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18457511

>>18457440
this man we're already a cashless society

>> No.18457515

>>18457492
Actually I probably shouldn’t be doing this, trolling about a bank run might be illegal, I’m just kidding fbi there’s no bank run

>> No.18457516

Guys I got a bad feeling about this market. It's like they just waiting for the smol specs to put their Trump bux into the market so we can pull the rug out from under them.

>> No.18457518
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>>18457461
LCI hasn't squeezed. Where is my $60 a share?

>> No.18457524
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*stares off into the distance*
Why do you do this bulls? No one would be angry with you for a small bounce off the bottom. Got to keep your hope alive right? But no. You bid it straight up. 30% off the lows. Day after day after day. Well, if you thought the last drop was fast, just wait for the next one.

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>>18457503

>> No.18457526

>abysmal Q1 earnings reports rolling out
>we are green
How...

>> No.18457527

How the fuck is TESLA worth more than all other american auto makers combined. I'm tempted to buy puts if the premiums weren't insane.

>> No.18457531

>>18457407
I’m buying in at $13. Do I have autism??

>> No.18457534

>>18457492
all mexicans kek

>> No.18457537

>>18457516
Don't worry, Baggie.
The DIX will tell us soon enough when it's going down again.

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>>18457526
priced in

>> No.18457543

>>18457501
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.18457544

i feel bad about the market atm why are the banks tanking?

>> No.18457545

>>18457407
Imagine shorting tech stocks during the information age

>> No.18457548
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>>18457490
gl

>> No.18457549

>>18457527
Because the stock market is a simulation.

>> No.18457550

>>18457531
Have fun with losing money. Buy SNSS, LK too

>> No.18457552

>>18457474
OH NONONONONONO IT HAD JUST HIT $8. MY 10YR PLAN IS RUINED NOOOOOO

>> No.18457554

If you arent buying puts at dow 24k and calls at dow 17k then youre just downright foolish

>> No.18457557
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HONK HONK

>> No.18457558
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>>18457526

>> No.18457561
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>>18457420
>>18457407
>>18457430
>>18457444

people who bought into SQQQ simply were just dumb idiots who just bought whatever people were talking the most about here for a couple months. It was good for a few days in the middle and end of march but if you didnt take advantage of it and bought high then you got fucked. Anyone who doesnt understand inverse 3x etfs should stay the fuck out of the market. For their own sake

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>>18457501
no because
*moves closer to bonfire*
grug see spirits when eat the mushroom
spirits tell grug about how land and sky work- Jomee, pull up that stone tablet
yes, so even now, grug know more than before
mushroom give knowledge secrets
*looks over at cave painting*
look
mammoth must be heavy as 500 grugs, can kill you easy

>> No.18457567

>>18457544
banks are basically just regulated utilities at this point

buy and index or buy growth stocks but don't unironically buy banks themselves cmon now

>> No.18457568

>>18457531
Don't

>> No.18457569

>>18457527
They have a good product, good cash flows, and absolutely excellent future prospectives as well as being ahead of the rest of the market when it comes to innovation

Don't buy puts on a product people love.

>> No.18457570

>>18457516
did you have calls on GME

>>18457518
if you pay close enough attention to LCI you'll see theres a huge war going on right now for control... bulls are taking over and when it starts to go...its going to fucking go...

LCI to $60

>> No.18457573

When are we dropping GME /biz/?

>> No.18457574

>>18457527
Honk honk welcome to clown market, good to have you

>> No.18457575
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18457575

GME NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18457577

GAMESTOP PLUMMETING
OH NO GME BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18457578
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>>18457557
We're literally going to the moon.

>> No.18457580

>>18457446
>short squeezes
You mean rallies. Short activity is way down, this is all legitimate demand volume.

>> No.18457582

>it's only a matter of time until reporters' heads are spiked all along the White House fence

Bullish or bearish?

>> No.18457585

When was the last time Elon put his foot in his mouth or smoked weed on TV?

>> No.18457587

>>18457516
I have normies friend who don't usually invest doing exactly that. You may be a shitposter baggie, but you have very good market sense.

>> No.18457589 [DELETED] 

How do you get the stimulus check?
They didn't accept my taxes last year because I forgot to sign and I messed it up.
Is there any money to be made with Christianity?
Should sex offenders kill themselves?

>> No.18457591

>>18457518
I will check dark pools after close.
Still everything according to plan.

>> No.18457592

>>18457557
>Stocks mooning, their product (spaceships) also mooning

Kek

>> No.18457595

>>18457489
Yeah it's not like this is the third market crash since the turn of the century or anything... never gonna happen again guys

>> No.18457597
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Chin up lads, at least you aren't investors of this nord stock.
>NORWEGIAN stocks crashed - Airline company fell 44,38% on a positive Oslo stock exchange. The exchange ended up at 2,86%

>> No.18457600

>>18457526
we've gone through this every week when the unemployment numbers come out

The fed has eliminated the risk of failure with infinite handouts so everyone is piling in. Nothing short of turning off the printers can stop this now

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>>18457573
Friday or Monday if you're feeling gutsy

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>>18457387

up 10% on gold/silver miners, uranium, and tankers

commodity chads are the future

>> No.18457605

I knew I should've bought more GME puts. Anybody else get puts for $5 when it was at 6.20?
My cost basis was .228

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>>18457573

>> No.18457617

>>18457550
I already have 200 shares of LK :^)

>> No.18457625

BY GOD S&P 500rony is doing very good
ARGHHH NOOOO

>> No.18457629

>>18457604
Market go up gold go up
Market go down gold go up
Nice

>> No.18457632
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Decide to get rid of my strangle options.

At the time a loss of about $30 even though it doesn't expire until mid May.

Close the put when it was going up in value slightly. Get hesitant as it may be getting volatile right now but did it anyways.

Go to close my call. Price is going down a bit. Keep changing it. Price starts freaking crashing!

Loss of over $70...


Ironic how the one stock I was sure of buying a put on (unlike this one due to the strangle manueavur) I don't and it actually, logically, goes down. Would've been a 50% or so gain in less than 2 hours last I saw. However due to how the market has been behaving I was considering doing a straddle. Guess that's the main reason I didn't do it, the market is acting ridiculous.

>> No.18457633

>>18457527
It's link Chainlink.
It worth about 1/4 what it trades for.
But it gets memed so hard normies go all in.

>> No.18457636

>>18457562
lmao

>> No.18457637

>>18457531
Stop and think. Why do you want to buy this?

>> No.18457645

>>18457527
If Elon wasn't there it wouldn't be as valued. People love a CEO with a personality.
Either way, I don't have to know why it goes up, I just have to know that it will and get on the ride, which I did.

>> No.18457646

>>18457604
what are some decent uranium?

>> No.18457652

>>18457597
Hvad så? is that a buy signal ? need to check if i have options chain on saxobank

>> No.18457654

>>18457600
>printers
Leave, retard.

>> No.18457659

>>18457474
>>18457502

No worries, resistance has happened before.

Quebec resumes mining tomorrow.

The rest of america this month.

South africa in a couple of days.

>> No.18457660

Is BAM dumping because commercial real estate is fucked?

>> No.18457665

Guys, I just found out I'm a manlet. What do I do?

>> No.18457674

buying game stop is riskier then any airline or hotel right now you retards.

it has been declining for years as nobody buys games at stores, add to that the fact you don't need to buy physical games anymore. meanwhile hotel companies still own the same amount of hotels, cruise companies still have their brand and access to cruise liners once it comes back

>> No.18457676

>>18457526
>How...

fundamentals don't matter. BVLL market forever.

>> No.18457677

>>18457646
Uranium participation corp

>> No.18457682

>>18457665
kys

>> No.18457684

>>18457652
The company is balancing on the edge of bankruptcy. And unlike USA, there's no bailout plans for the big actors (yet anyway) who lost when competitors are doing fine.

>> No.18457689

>>18457665
hang upside down

>> No.18457691
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Gentlemen, I've never seen this level of disconnect before. This is even worse than the '12 asset inflation. Will the ride come to end?

>> No.18457693

>>18457665
>I just found out I'm a manlet
I just found out I was a dicklet few months ago.

>> No.18457696

>>18457665
Might as well become a power bottom because no woman will ever want you.

>> No.18457697

>>18457646

UUUU and URG are the best ones on the NYSE. All the other worthwhile miners/developers trade on the australian stock exchange

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>>18457674

>> No.18457699
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>>18457674
PROXY AND SHORT SQUEEZE

>> No.18457702

>>18457665
Sorry, I couldn't hear you all the way down there. People less than 6'5" are subhuman anyway

>> No.18457706

Be honest, who bought the top?

>> No.18457707
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protip: the big players arent going to sell until all the retails' put options expire. then we will see a dumpening. the reason markets havent moved much in the last 5 days despite the relatively high VIX is because the major players ran out of FED money to bait bulls with.

>> No.18457708

>>18457660
banks are showing weakness
Banks supply the mortgages

>> No.18457712

>>18457674
>hotel companies still own the same amount of hotels, cruise companies still have their brand and access to cruise liners once it comes back

do they? how much leverage do these corps really carry? I don't invest in this sector so I don't know, but I can't imagine a lot of these corps aren't leveraging the shit out of their capital or outright own it.

>> No.18457716

>>18457674
isn't gamestop mainly attached to malls? Malls are going under so hard

Amazon and Steam raped Gamestop

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18457720

Who else feeling the NAK ATTACK this week?

>> No.18457724

>>18457387
market is expecting st louis fed to tell us were all fucked i guess

>> No.18457725

>>18457407
SQQQ is not meant to be held long like this it's a day-trader stock please anon wake up. you need to wake up. wake up.

>> No.18457729

>>18457708
Should I go all in if it continues to dump?

>> No.18457733
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>NYC gets nuked: priced in
>fed overthrows US gov't: bullish
>99% unemployment: strong buy signal
>9 out of 10 business bankrupt: analysts upgrade every stock
ahhh just another day on the Zambian stock market, bros

>> No.18457736

>>18457570
If you actually believe it's going to 60$, please post a screenshot of your holdings.

>> No.18457737

>>18457544
First big bank reported earning and its holy shit levels of bad.

>> No.18457750

>>18457697
>UUUU
that's a big ticker symbol

>> No.18457753

>>18457665
buy stocks and hope your wealth can balance out your inferiority

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>AMD
>Microsoft
I'm rich

>> No.18457761

>There are people here saying buy LK
>They don't know trading is suspended until May
>They don't know how likely it is LK will get delisted
I have 100 shares but I have resigned myself to the fact they might go to 0. Anyone shilling this is a dribbling sack of cum

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>>18457604
tankers?

>> No.18457765

OH NO, WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18457767

>>18457516
This is absolutely what's about to happen, anon. The country will reopen to calm people's nerves, but the SBA EIDL monies won't make it to small businesses in time and 50% of them will fold. The middle class subsequently implodes and the housing market falls apart. Our money will hyperinflate from all the brrrrr and we will be a FUCK.

This first dip will make this next one look tame.

>> No.18457768

>>18457729
DYOR bro, you will never be able to make your own decisions otherwise.

>> No.18457775

my erections aren't that strong

>> No.18457782

>>18457570
I already took profits on those weeks ago. I'm stuck in these TLT and USO positions that aren't moving the way I like. Just opened some GLD puts for some fast cash today though.

>> No.18457784

>>18457707
and when do they expire?

>> No.18457785

How big is this fucking bear flag?

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Well bros its getting around that time of year where i get bored of being a responsible investor and gamble away a sizable percentage of my money then proceed to rage quit the market for 8 months.

What should i gamble on this time? I'm thinking 9/18 $14 JNUG calls

>> No.18457787

>>18457736
don't worry about my holdings new fag.. just do some research yourself.. you'll see the changes the company has been making since they got rid of old managment.. soon.. it'll be a better company than it was when it was trading at $72.... please try not to be so new.... lurk more

>> No.18457794

>>18457757
>AMD
>A stock that "crashed" back to January prices and are now almost back to ATH

fuuuuck I should have bought some

>> No.18457795

>>18457767
Dammit, I meant this next dip will fuck us up. Fuck I'm retarded, lads

>> No.18457797

>>18457544
JPM earnings is just very bad. I feel like the pump this morning was fake as fuck and the day is going to end red.

>> No.18457799

>>18457591
Thank you based anon.

>> No.18457800

>>18457702
How's the weather down there lil guy?

>> No.18457802

>>18457526
Priced in. You know how it went to 19k based on nothing? Just play the market as if it JUST hit 19k based on this quarters earnings. The 23k market we see now is around 6-8 weeks in the future in regards to earnings reports.

>> No.18457807

Do you guys think the market will drop more this year? Seems to be a lot of bad news in our future...

>> No.18457810

>>18457733
> he doesn't invest in Venezuelan stock
It's like you enjoy loosing money

>> No.18457811

yet another crab day yawn

>> No.18457814

>>18457782
I’m thinking about buying this USO dip today but idk man

>> No.18457817

>>18457677
thanks
>>18457736
she never will

>> No.18457820

>>18457784
Friday

>> No.18457821
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18457821

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>> No.18457824

>Historic production cuts
>oil go down
you just can't win, can you

>> No.18457826
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>>18457767
>The middle class subsequently implodes and the housing market falls apart.
There is a middle class?

>> No.18457827

Have we hit FOMO yet?

>> No.18457830
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18457830

>JPM earnings down 70%
>WFC earnings down 95 FUCKING PERCENT

Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. How are we rallying and not experiencing bank runs right now? Can Jerome even save this? This is way beyond any expectations I had for banks of all things, I can only begin to imagine other industries or how Q2 will be.

I want an honest answer with memes aside, from anons who know what they are talking about in general for the market. Is this recoverable? Can we actually print our way out of this and not need wheelbarrows of cash to buy a loaf of bread? How long can this go on? I do not understand how this is happening, and "clown market" isn't an answer because eventually reality always wins. I am a bear, sure, but I am also a bull in good times. These are not good times. I am not just scared for my portfolio going long or short now, I am scared for real life and our future. If we just crashed like memes wanted then we would go down and back up, normal even if life sucks for a bit. But this. This just feels so wrong right now, and I want to hold onto someone in fear for our lives and money in general.

>> No.18457833

>>18457716
GME failed itself. It could have easily made a continuing existence in the used game markets if they weren't such kikes.

>> No.18457835

>>18457750
UEC is another I found

>> No.18457837

>>18455073
>FUTURES ARE RISING
future could be misleading bro
Maybe some wanna sell at higher price in the future
What date of the futures made you this happy?

>> No.18457839

>>18457797
The volume would agree with you. The fundamentals would agree with you. All fucking statistics would agree with you. Unemployment numbers would agree with you.

But right now we are back at 2019 levels. Feeling right.

Stay on the sideline for the sake of money and dont end like >>18457786

>> No.18457844

>>18457827
I hit FOMO on March 24th.

>> No.18457849

>>18457767
This is 100% correct.
If there was any chance of saving businesses we should be wrapping up our second loan package right now and passing it into law this week and starting on the third package to save businesses.
But this isn't going to happen.
We're gonna be deflation for a while.
Then hyperinflation.

>> No.18457851

>>18457768
reeeee think for me

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>>18457821
Dumb bobo.

>> No.18457854

>>18457830
Sorry about your puts, anime tranny.

>> No.18457856

>>18457765
Is this the same guy every thread?

>> No.18457857
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>>18457707
When does this happen? I'm not sure why we are recovering so quickly.

>> No.18457868

>>18457830
Haven't you heard anon? Banks don't need to have cash in reserve anymore since earlier in March. Can't have a run when there's no money to run for now, right?

>> No.18457871

>>18457775
Do cardio buddy

>> No.18457872
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18457872

Wake me up
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE MEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18457873

How do you get the stimulus check?
They didn't accept my taxes last year because I forgot to sign and I messed it up.
Is there any money to be made with Christianity?

>> No.18457874

>>18457830
This is a sucker rally. Big boys need to get rid of their stocks. Just check out the trading volume in the last few weeks, basically on a ATL. Reality will come back sooner or later.

>> No.18457877

>>18457786
The trend is your friend until the end of the trend, don't emotionally invest to a bullish or bearish mindset just trade the market in front of you.

>> No.18457879

I made good money on PLAY, not what I was hoping for when I bought it at the bottom. But the news on PLAY today was too much for me to bear. Cashed out in the green, Dave and Busters stock will never be worth more than 10 dollars again after today

>> No.18457882

Think or Swim stop telling me "Trail Stop Limit Orders are not available at this time" RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18457884

Is peak /smg/ better than the peak of any /CoingfagGeneral/?

>> No.18457886

>>18457782
oh fuck you should've told me.. i would've tried to sell you some cheap calls

>> No.18457896

>>18457856
OH NO COCKY BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18457897

>>18457827
Pretty fucking close. I'm hugely bullish on tech, and even did a lot of buying when it bottomed out, but a lot of this is momentum money and overzealous investors. TSLA, SPCE, and AMD all mooning has me skeptical. Considering selling for a nice 30-40% and waiting for some pullback.

>> No.18457899

So I went to make a deposit at my bank today and when I asked for a deposit slip the girl said, "... deposit?" and I didn't think twice about the fact that she sounded genuinely surprised.

Now I'm wondering...

>> No.18457900
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18457900

what the FUCK is going on?

>> No.18457904

>>18457857
most like there are a large amount that expire by friday.

>> No.18457913
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18457913

How do I short my hairline?

>> No.18457914

NOSEDIVE

>> No.18457915

welp... made a few grand today in about an hour.. might go back to sleep... anything i should buy puts on before I do?

>> No.18457918

>>18457763
low risk good reward: DHT, EURN and INSW
high risk insane reward: DSSI, STNG

some of these tankers will make their marketcap in profit in one quarter..

>> No.18457919

>FUCK OIL
>FUCK SAND NIGGER
>FUCK PUTIN
>FUCK TRUMP
>FUCK MEXICO
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18457920

Alright bois, time to cash out

>> No.18457935
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18457935

NO NO NO NO WHY IS OIL CRASHING

YOU TOLD ME OIL WAS GONNA MOON

>> No.18457937

>>18457899
why the fuck would you deposit money in todays time? Check out the big bank earnings, banks cannot even serve a friction of their customers with hard cash anymore.

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18457939

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18457942

VIX MOONING

>> No.18457952
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18457952

he bought?

>> No.18457960

FUCKING BOEING

just CRASHED

>> No.18457964

>sell my SPY calls at 283
>it dumps bigly right after

Holy shit I would’ve AAAAAAAAAAd so hard

>> No.18457967

>>18457900
I flipped all my puts into calls because they took out the 50% retracement level. Looks like everyone else did and it's a trap, now there are no buyers.

>> No.18457970
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18457970

>>18457935

>> No.18457971

>>18457960
Any Boeing news?

>> No.18457972

>>18457960
fug

>> No.18457973
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>>18457474
There is literally no where for JNUG to go but up
>HODL BOYS HODL

>> No.18457974

>>18457919
>>18457935
Be patient you retards. It will recover it is inevitable. You don't get rich in 1 day fuckheads.

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18457981

*thunder zaps*

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18457983

>>18457920
You first

>> No.18457985

>>18457897
>TSLA
Tesla in particular has me fumming, it's been rising since they closed all the factories! How?!?
They aren't selling cars, they are only producing in Shangay so those cars can't even fill the orders they have on waiting list.
Oil prices are super low so no incentive to buy electrics, yet their stock is mooning! How?

>> No.18457987

>>18457937
I've been up since 5:30am doing some drone video. I hadn't seen anything about any of this until after I was done and I made my deposit.
Local bank, though.
So. Is today the day the second drop comes?

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18457988

knock knock

>> No.18457995

>>18457971
Poor orders and delivery numbers

>> No.18458001

>>18457985
TSLA trades like a shitcoin.

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18458002

uh oh, looks like this "rally" is out of gas

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18458004

At long last, I have become /biz/ - Business & Finance

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18458008

>successfully bought the JDST SQQQ dips and went in on SPY puts

This doesn't feel right, something is wrong here. The market almost without exception does the opposite of what I do.

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18458010

>>18457971

>> No.18458013

>>18457960
Boeing and Lockheed merger imminent

>> No.18458014

>>18457935
who told you that ?

>> No.18458016
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>>18457988
Hahaha they fell for it again, just as I predicted

>> No.18458018

Whether you're a bear, a bull, or even a crab I want to remind you to stay strong.
You took those positions for a reason and for a certain timeframe. Don't let tiny setbacks get to you.
You've got this, fren.

>> No.18458025

>>18457974
This. I’m just memeing for the fun of the experience
80% of my portfolio is MRO, XOM, PDS, might pick up some more while they’re dropping
As long as you’re not investing in oil companies that have a chance of going bankrupt, we’ll be rich by the time this is over.

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18458027

These Towelheads have noses longer than Jews

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18458030

>>18457854
Very small concern for me. I wasn't too risky. My shorts though are in shambles.

>>18457868
This is scarier and pure clown world logic. We are all going to die.

>>18457874
That's the thing, it isn't mattering. No capitulation, lower and lower volume by the day, just wtf. No market data from any year or trend or anything can be compared to this.

>>18458002
Please no, I was waiting to load on SQQQ and SDOW after the daily Cuomo pump. I feel horrible missing out atm.

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18458032

*pushes SUMMON J-POW button*

don't worry bullbros
everything under control

>> No.18458033

>put money in S&P500 index fund
>Goes up 4% next day
Cool!
>Dollar value drops by 2% against my currency, wiping out my gains
Rad!

>> No.18458034

>>18457886
I did, but these threads have become a complete shit show since everybody is home drinking and beating their wives.

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18458039

>>18458018
Does this guy got this?

>> No.18458042

Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
>Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
>Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
>Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
>Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel
Boeing customers cancel staggering 150 Max plane orders, deepening crisis as coronavirus roils air travel

>> No.18458045

>>18457987
All good, nothing to worry about yet. Nobody knows when, besides inside traders. But one thing is sure, the second drop will come sooner or later.

>> No.18458049

>>18458018
thanks :) you too

>> No.18458052

Does anyone here own LCI Industries (LCII)? The numbers on it look good at first blush.

>> No.18458055

>>18457868
Source for that?

>> No.18458057
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18458057

>>18458014
/biz/

>> No.18458064
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18458064

Just sell all your longs and put the MA puts in the fucking bag.

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18458066

>>18458018

>> No.18458068

>>18458055
it was announced weeks ago. 0 reserve requirments. it's been about 2 weeks of this

>> No.18458069

>>18458042
Boeing will need to re-brand itself, who would ever buy a Boeing plane again. Who would FLY in a new Boeing plane?

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18458071

strong support at 2800

>> No.18458073

>>18458027
Oh that's rich.
Trump will be out soon saying.... "they have assured me they are not trying to kill our oil producers"

>> No.18458075

WHY LINE GO DOWN

>> No.18458080

>>18457985
Nobody cares what Tesla is currently doing on their books. Infinite loans plus it is branded as THE ONE TRUE self driving car. You are basically buying the future of AI driven automobiles. Like buying Amazon before they made profit.

>> No.18458082

>>18457973
>he doesn't know

>> No.18458084
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18458084

>B-B-B-BUT I THOUGHT BAD NEWS WAS BULLISH

>> No.18458090
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18458090

>> No.18458092

>>18457879
What was the news

>> No.18458093

Some of these oil stocks I'm following: wew! Do wojacks get redder than they already are?

>> No.18458094

Bear trap obviously

>> No.18458097

>>18458068
Anon I appreciate the (you) but, “dude trust me” isn’t a source

>> No.18458100

>>18458018
Haha me telling myself this holding SQQQ @21 and SDOW @50. I wanna die.

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18458101

GUYS I WITHDREW MY 401K USING THE CARE ACT AND PUT IT ALL IN SHORT-TERM SPY CALLS AND THEN PUT A REVERSE MORTGAGE ON MY HOUSE AND BOUGHT MORE

I'M RUIIIIIINEEED

>> No.18458102
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18458102

BACK THE FUCK UP

>> No.18458105
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18458105

>mfw we'll be in a stricter, and longer quarantine this quarter than the last and the earnings reports will get worse

>> No.18458109

>>18458097
just google it, retard, it'll show up.

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18458110

>>18458018
press backspace until you get back to wsb thank you

>> No.18458113

>>18458034
true.. they movin too fast... i'll still sell you a cheap call or two on a dip tho

>> No.18458115

>>18458033
What is USD right now? Falling steadily?

>> No.18458116

>>18456765
>Cramer literally said on live tv it doesn't matter how badly our economy is doing or if we have no jobs or earnings are down, the market is separated from the world the common folks live in so we should stop trying to think about this logically.
Cramer literally said what now? Which part of this did he literally say?

>> No.18458120

How is the dow up 300? I own 11 different stocks and all of them are red

>> No.18458121
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18458121

>caves and buys SQQQ back thinking the line will keep going down
>SQQQ drops right after purchase

EVERY TIME.

>> No.18458123

>>18458101
STOP LARPING YOU FAGGOT

>> No.18458124

>>18458042
Boeing @ $90 when?

>> No.18458129

>>18458027
>>18458073
kinda true though. their true target is Iran. Hurting US oil is seen as a side-benefit for them though. the icing on the cake.

>> No.18458131

>>18457423
Kek

>> No.18458134

>>18458123
TOM SELLECK GIVE ME BACK MY MONEEEYYYY

>> No.18458136

Imagine being a fucking bear ever.

>> No.18458137

What the fuck is happening with XOM? What's the bad news?

>> No.18458139

>>18458025
PDS will get reverse split eventually.

>> No.18458140

>>18458092
>Amid pressing needs, Dave & Buster's Entertainment entered an open market sale agreement with Jefferies to sell up to $75M worth of shares in an "at-the-market" equity offering program.

>> No.18458142

>>18458124
Probably never again; it's already rebounding.

>> No.18458144

>>18458018
>>18458100
I bought SCO before the fake pump, today finally brought me back to even. I guess I'll take my money back now.

>> No.18458149

I JUST GOT MY TRUMPBUX WHAT SHOULD I BUY BROS

BASED

>> No.18458150

>>18457637
To sell when it shoots back up on Friday :^)

>> No.18458151

>>18457918
How are stinger tankers high risk?

I thought they were the strongest fleet?

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>>18458136
>imagine gaining money when stonks go down

>> No.18458154

>>18458116
It's kind if true. Half these companies could ho bankrupt and we'd still pump and dump them on speculation.

Just like crypto.

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18458155

Guys, this market is bananas haha

>> No.18458157

>>18458033
That's why you buy the leveraged etfs

>> No.18458160
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18458160

crash the market with the same Boeing FUD and put him to sleep then pump

>> No.18458163

>>18458121
stop buying sqqq retard, tech has had the least impact from corona. buy spxu

>> No.18458164

>>18458149
Yes. But diversify.

>> No.18458166

>>18458027
The saudi family are cryptos along with the wahabi family line.

>> No.18458169

>>18458097
Are you physically or just cognitively incapable of taking 6 seconds to Google this

>> No.18458171

>>18458155
Based

>> No.18458172

>>18458121
Learn to hodl for longer than 5 minutes, the V recovery is about to fade and Financials are shitting the bed

>> No.18458173

>>18458097
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
Here you lazy nigger.

>> No.18458176

>>18458155
who let a nigger on here

>> No.18458180

>>18458069
No one I know has flown Boeing since the first MAX crash. It's not exactly hard - I've never struggled to find an Airbus for a similar price / time. Fuck Boeing. If they are willing to cut corners on my safety, I am willing to go out of my way to never give them a cent again.

>> No.18458182

>>18458149
You should just use that money at local businesses. Like go to your favorite restaurant and get a $500 gift certificate.

>> No.18458183
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18458183

Wow! Only 14 cents! How much can I lose?

>> No.18458188

>>18458176
OH N-

>> No.18458189
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18458189

>this small dip
is this everything you have bears? or is there anything else?

>> No.18458191

>>18458180
that plane is more safe you driving your shitty Nissan Versa to the anime store to buy your new pillow faggot

>> No.18458193

>>18458144
Yeah I sold my SCO on the day of the deal thinking oil would pump. Welp enjoy breaking even I guess, I hope I could feel that one day.

>> No.18458194

>>18458137
Oil dropped when IMF downgraded their outlook for 2020

>> No.18458196

>>18458109
Burden of proof is on the one making the claims... just posted your source faggot instead of deflecting
Until I see you back up your claims I’ll assume you’re giving false info >>18458169
I just refuse to since someone is posting stuff with no source. Just post the fucking source to your claims faggots. It’s not my job to back up someone else’a claims. That’s not how this works

>> No.18458203

>>18458183
>Chesapeake Energy Holders Approve 1-For-200 Reverse Stock Split

Wtf does this mean?

>> No.18458207

>>18458154
Every part of your post is wrong.

>> No.18458208

>>18458182
i've always thought of making a clothing store and pushing gift cards really fucking hard like 10% off when you buy a gift card.. sell like 100k worth of gift cards and then shut down

>> No.18458213

>>18458173
Fuck, thank you.

It’s the principle of people posting shit without backing it up. Shit is fucking annoying all these claims with no proof

>> No.18458214

>>18458173
>>18458196

>> No.18458216

>>18458191
Now THIS is projection lmao
Are you a fucking Boeing software dev or something? I own a Mazda Cx5 and an old Supra and the only pillows I own are memory foam, little bitch

>> No.18458219

>>18458208
We talked about this last year.

>> No.18458220
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18458220

>>18458116
He literally said "it doesn't matter how badly our economy is doing." I paraphrased the rest, but he did explicitly say that the market is separated from the real world and that is fine, just don't know if it is divorced or separated or some other word. Also that not having a job and I think even having a tough time for food aren't issues investors should concern themselves with. Plus that the fact ATM's are open at all should be considered a positive.

>>18458163
GOD DAMMIT. I forgot it is superior. I can't day trade my SQQQ away for it and tied up a lot of money, I feel sort of bad putting even more money down into shorting the market like this. Fuck it, just won't be a ton of shares. I bought SQQQ out of habit like an idiot. Well, perhaps Tesla will crash and it will be okay. Let's be real here, NASDAQ is "back to normal, which should be sell-off signal.

>>18458172
I have to hold now. On the positive side, I sold at 14.1x this morning and bought back at 13.9, so that's something.

>> No.18458221

>>18458203
It means for every 200 stock, you will instead own 1.

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let me guess

you just sold the dip

>> No.18458227
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>>18458121
ok

>> No.18458228
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>>18458196
look at this fag, he took so long that he missed the other anon throwing it to him. Fucking booty blasted and rekt, kek.

>> No.18458229

>>18458203
200 shares combine their powers to form a single new share, valued at the sum of those 200 shares.

>> No.18458231

Aaaand we’re back

>> No.18458232

>>18458203
it means they're fucked

>> No.18458235

>>18458196
FAGGOT WE ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING RESEARCHERS. QUIT BEING A RETARD

>> No.18458237

>>18458173
Thanks

>> No.18458244

>>18458196
>spoonfeed me daddy
Lurk more

>> No.18458246

>>18458203
It means if you had 200 shares valued at $1 you now have 1 share valued at $200

>> No.18458250

>>18458221
How will that affect the stock valuation? When should I buy in? And what's going to happen to the CHK faggot who invest $25k into the company?

>> No.18458251
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>>18458189
It’s really sad isn’t it?

>> No.18458253

OHHHHH NOOOOO JNUG BROOOOOSSS

>> No.18458254

>>18458228
K

>> No.18458257

>>18458251
Lol

>> No.18458259
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18458259

AMD mooning again

>> No.18458260

>>18458149
What letter does your last name start with?

>> No.18458262

>>18458203
It means that the current shares become instant 200-baggers!

>> No.18458265

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

>> No.18458272

EOD dump. screencap

if no dump i'll kill myself live on tiktok

>> No.18458274

>>18458259
that image pissed me off, not sure why

>> No.18458277

>>18458149
Tip your landlord

>> No.18458278

>>18458235
I only was asking for a source cause someone was making claims with no source. The burden of proof was on the claim maker. I’m not gonna switch from my porn to research some shit a fag on /biz/ said

>> No.18458279

>>18458237
You're welcome. But seriously, it was on the first page about a few links down.

>> No.18458281 [DELETED] 

>>18458180
AirBus faces unique political risk that Boeing doesn't, as Europe becomes less integrated, and as the US becomes more protectionist against Europe.

>> No.18458284

>>18457597
He's melting.

>> No.18458286
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>>18458121
It hurts

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18458290

this is the true man market
little boys who can't hold through the dip will be diversified from the men who know their shit not to sell when boboposting continues

when I see bobos - I buy

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>>18458274
Sorry dude, I won't post it in /SMG/ again.

>> No.18458296

AND NOW WE PUMP
GOOD BYE BEARS

>> No.18458300

>>18458219
well its still on my mind :)

>> No.18458301

>>18458272
kill yourself solely on the fact you use tiktok

>> No.18458302

OH GOD NO I BOUGHT THE DAMN TOP AGAIN AAAA

>> No.18458303

Thinking of getting in on the Bank of America (BAC) action going on tomorrow. Its guaranteed to shit the bed. What's the strike price on puts I should look for?

>> No.18458304

>>18458253
it'll be fine haha (it better be fine)

>> No.18458308

>>18457985
Post how much you lost trying to bet against TSLA.

>> No.18458309

>>18458251
fortykeks.jpg

>> No.18458310

>>18458246
what if you had 2 shares valued at $1? would you then have a fraction of a share?

>> No.18458314

got back in BA at 141 whats gooooooooooood

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>>18458259
>Wrote a $54 AMD call for 04/17 yesterday
>AMD at $54 today
whooops

>> No.18458322

>>18458301
how else can i masturbate to teens with huge tits and asses bouncing around in their bikinis? thats literally all my feed is.

>> No.18458329

>>18458296
fuck you faggot

UBER and LYFT should have never went public

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18458331

>bears

>> No.18458332

>>18458279
I figured it wouldn’t be too hard to find. But people should be posting some sources when making claims like that, just should be done when making the claim

>> No.18458334

>>18458278
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.18458340

>>18458281
Maybe Lockheed can eventually take over. Their tristar is a beautiful plane.

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>>18458290
Yes indubitably indisputably

>> No.18458346

If any of you have invested in oil for more than 3 days you would all know that oil stocks have been dropping during the market being open, but ALWAYS RISE back up + then some during AFTER HOURS TRADING
IF you sell your oil stocks now then you’re a literal retard
They will rise back up this afternoon, peak tomorrow morning, drop down again, and then rise back up tomorrow afternoon
I’ve been holding onto some oil stocks while short trading others for easy profit
You fools see a red line so you sell lmao

>> No.18458348

>>18458203
Good question, other than the outright change in value what kinda price action usually comes with a reverse stock split?

>> No.18458349

>>18458331
BRO WHY YOU WATCHING LITTLE KID CARTOONS?

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>>18458254
>this dood replies
I think the top is in boys. S&P@2850 is where all kinds of fresh meat pops up

>> No.18458351

>>18458310
They buy your shares back

>> No.18458356

>>18458151

more unknowns with them imo. They have the largest fleet but the ships are smaller. Also they do not transport crude just the refined products. I have read some stuff on their managment being pump and dumpers. Shipping is pretty difficult to analyze. appears that even the pros have difficulty with it

>> No.18458357

>>18457693
Size?

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>>18458334
Make me

>> No.18458360

>>18458300
To be honest with you, I would consider going into a venture like this with you.... It wouldn't be that hard, but like what if we run a really good business and it's just turns into a cash cow? Why would we have to leave everybody holding the bag on the cards?

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OH NOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY FELLOW MERCHANTS. OY VEY!

>> No.18458368

>>18458362
>>18458362
>>18458362
new

>> No.18458370

>>18458316
I wrote a 55 call. Its okay though, I don't write calls unless I'm willing to sell for that much.

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>>18458278
>YOU CAN'T BE POSTING THINGS THAT ARE WELL KNOWN BECAUSE I'M A DUMB NIGGER WHO JUST ARRIVED AND CAN'T INTO A SEARCH
What next, you don't know about the 0% rates. Also buy more SQQQ

>> No.18458377

>>18458350
Ah fuck what have I done?

>> No.18458379

>>18458213
Leave and never come back

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>>18458220
I don't know what you mean but I'm pretty sure you're taking things out of context to feed your chosen narrative. Here's some tweets from last night/this morning.

>> No.18458400

>>18458375
>>18458379
You seem angry

>> No.18458404

>>18458149
How do you get your Trumpy bux?

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>>18458377
your job. Thank you for revealing the top newfriend. On a serious note, those reserve requirements hitting 0... this is just all kinds of insanity. enjoy the ride.

>> No.18458438

>>18458221
>>18458229
>>18458232
>>18458246
>>18458262
>>18458348
is that bullish?

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>>18458400

>> No.18458445

>>18458414
Well then hopefully my short positions will be good soon

>> No.18458447

>>18458360
because clothing trends always change and i'm not interested in keeping up with em

>> No.18458460

>>18457871
Not him but what sort / intensity and times per week?
/fit/ will meme me into gomad or some shit pls help

>> No.18458464

>>18458360
You guys are such Jews.

>> No.18458482

>>18458357
7'3''

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>this DJX resistance

get up there! GET UP THERE!

>> No.18458491

>>18458440

>> No.18458496

>>18458482
>sub 8"
ngmi

>> No.18458505

What the fuck. Why is Athersys going up?

I'm up 700€ from when I bought them.

>> No.18458528

>>18458447
>>18458360
Could you two please buy out TLRD?

>> No.18458578

Warren Buffett here. Just wanted to tell you guys to keep up the good work.

>> No.18458612

>>18458482
Sorry for you bro

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AIKI TO THE MOON

200% up baby

>> No.18458630

>>18457960
The planes or stock?

>> No.18458631

PUMP EET

>> No.18458847

>>18457600
When the printers turn off tho the dump will be glorious

>> No.18459005

>>18458847
why would they turn off,
t. desperate bear

>> No.18459246

>>18458057
lmao
end of evanSELL SELL SELLion

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IS it over did I MISS the fire sale?