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>> No.18456639

Bear marks getting worked hard, kekaroo

>> No.18456641

compounding gains are crazy

>> No.18456642

Taiwan is a country.

>> No.18456648
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18456648

First for anime

>> No.18456651

Fuck TSLA

>> No.18456654
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18456654

A N I M E

>> No.18456655

JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG

>> No.18456657

SPY 300 by friday. thank me right now

>> No.18456659
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ALL I SEE IS GREEEEEEN

>>18456627
Based OP

>> No.18456660

>>18456641
compounding is so wonderful is it not
:D

>> No.18456662
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18456662

>tfw infinite sharpe ratio

>> No.18456665

DOW IS CRESTING
GONNA DROP SOON

>> No.18456666

>>18456657
I was told it was going to 0

>> No.18456667
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18456667

GME trying to break 6.00

Michael Burry is going to be a rich man come Monday

>> No.18456670
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18456670

The Chad Virgin is off on another moon mission

>> No.18456674

>Jnug hit 8

Feels so good. Im still holding from 4.50 But Im holding for 9.8 cuz im greedy

>> No.18456676

There's no reason for this this happening

>> No.18456679

>>18456655
Thoughts on long jnug?

>> No.18456680

hey is that guy with the AMC puts here?

>> No.18456681
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18456681

>no revenue
>no rent
>no employees
>no CEOs
>NO PROBLEM

>> No.18456682

Carnival is going bankrupt for sure, but they’re selling 3 day cruises to the Bahamas for $100 right now, thinking about booking it for the slim they still exist by then

>> No.18456684

>>18456660
my acct is up today what I started the year with...

>> No.18456685
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18456685

>he didn't go all in on RTX yesterday when it was hovering around $60.50

>> No.18456687
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18456687

>i’m going to make it

>> No.18456690
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18456690

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.18456694

>>18456667
yeah, because he really needs more money lol

>> No.18456695

GAMESTOPCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18456697
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18456697

BOBO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW?
HUH?!

>> No.18456699

>>18456685
>you didnt buy UAL yesterday.

>> No.18456701

I only come here to laugh at retards who buy penny stocks, trade options, buy shitcoins and pay 100% premium on precious metal meme coins and some of you I assume are ok

>> No.18456702
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18456702

Loaded up on SQQQ at $14

It's all in God's hands now bearbros

>> No.18456705
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18456705

I want to fuck an anime.

>> No.18456710

>>18456665
600 plus, nothing drops in this clown market anymore

check out JPM, FARGO after earning, ridicolous.

check out tesla? nearly 140b worth producing nothing.

>> No.18456711

I missed my chance to sell ICD at 14 this morning. Back down to 12. Do I hang on or sell for profit now? Got in at 9.7, and I want to make more gains like an idiot.

>> No.18456713

>TFW

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

BOBOS BTFO

>> No.18456714
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18456714

is there any way of having access to the bloomberg data without having to pay for one of those terminals? it just looks so much more convenient

>> No.18456715
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>>18456697
u finna boutta die bitch nigga

>> No.18456717

>>18456702
when will you retards stop holding on to this shit for more than a day

>> No.18456719

>>18456681
>talking to bankruptcy lawyers
>it goes up

can someone explain this?

>> No.18456720
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>>18456697
I'm getting a little sweaty.

>> No.18456721
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18456721

Buy and hold MFA. Just a heads up.

>> No.18456722

>>18456679
Thinking about it, but the ER is higher than most.

>> No.18456728

>>18456685
I would but currency exchange would fuck any gains

>> No.18456729

>Making money on JNUG
>Losing it all holding SQQQ
Fuck this shitcoin.

>> No.18456730
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18456730

>>18456662

>> No.18456732
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18456732

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18456733
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18456733

you guys promised me mass starvation, DOW 10000, burgers rioting in the streets, millions dead
instead we got delayed pork production, recovering DOW, burgers staying in doors, less dead than a flu season
imagine being a bear/doomer and fucking up this hard

>> No.18456734

>GAMESTOP UP 80%
OH NO NO GAMERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18456737

>>18456714
imagine paying $24,000/year for a bloomberg terminal

>> No.18456740

>>18456662
>>18456670
>>18456681
>>18456697
>>18456734
someone is taking the piss surely

>> No.18456741
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>> No.18456742

>>18456690
Buy more SQQQ, SDOW, LK. Those fit you.

>> No.18456743

>>18456714
>Bloomberg data
I hope you realize they’re just a media company and puts a fancy interface / UI, but they just pay Schwab to use their systems

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>> No.18456745

>sold my -95% puts
>bought 6 cheap 4/17 GME calls
>already ITM and up 50%
I hate you jerome but mostly I hate myself

>> No.18456746

>>18456734
GAMESTOPCHADS ARE THE NEW FINANCIAL AND CULTURAL ELITE! RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18456747
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18456747

> Tesla UP OVER 100% since the botom
> Amazon at ATH

>> No.18456748

>>18456733
We all got memed

>> No.18456749
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18456749

Discuss.

>> No.18456750

>>18456702
Same. Lots of calls on SQQQ so cheap rn.

>> No.18456751

I lost an assload on oil because I didn't sell my options yesterday and they all went to .01cents as nothings moving I guess. Live and learn.

>> No.18456753

>>18456676
>i dont understand anything

Just put your money in a savings account

>> No.18456755

>>18456627
kek the heart shape cutout for easy access is so fucking top tier slutty

>> No.18456757
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>>18456734
Pffft

>> No.18456759

>>18456627
add https://atom.finance to the sticky. great platform to read good info for good investing all in one place.

>> No.18456760

>>18456655
MY JNUGGA. Bought in big at $5. We riding this shit to the fucking mooooooooon

>> No.18456763
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>>18456745
You played yourself nigga, live and learn bro

>> No.18456765
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>>18456281
Yea, I learned my lesson at a big portion of my stack that the story about the the shoe shine boy in the Great Depression is right. Whenever everyone gets into something, shit is fucked on that end.

idk what to do anymore man. Keep the bear or go bull, this is stupid. I feel terrible putting money into this instead of happy like normal, like I KNOW I am fucking myself, but I also feel like I KNOW I am fucking myself by shorting, and I know if I change my positions too much I can get fucked the next day. This is truly terrible.

>>18456307
Cramer literally said on live tv it doesn't matter how badly our economy is doing or if we have no jobs or earnings are down, the market is separated from the world the common folks live in so we should stop trying to think about this logically. We are reaching peak clown world where investing recommendations is to ignore reality and throw a dart at the board to win.

I don't think we will be fine. I am CONVINCED we won't be. But I am losing money, so fuck it. I don't have a big enough stack to just "dedicate a small amount to shorting" while tanking longing losses, but still big enough to matter. This is maximum pain for everyone, and no professional on earth knows wtf they are doing anymore.

>>18456449
I dumped it this morning and bought TQQQ. May make calls on SQQQ to hedge though.

>> No.18456766

>GAMESTOP AT 5.87
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18456770

>>18456667
I bought in at 3.70 and sold at 3.20. I was surprised it tanked on great earnings, but now it's starting to reflect that. Kind of kicking myself, but I'm up huge on MRNA so it's not all bad I suppose.

>> No.18456772

>>18456753
>pretending you understand anything
ok warren ;)

>> No.18456773
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18456773

>he didn't load up on boomerstoxxx when VIX peaked

>> No.18456775

>>18456749
nice withdrawal

>> No.18456776
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KO CHADS SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACES. AND GET READY FOR THE GAP UP.

>> No.18456778
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18456778

RTX is doing wonderful today, up $3 so far
Cheers gents. We made it. We’re going to space

>> No.18456779

>the Burry Squeeze is here

>> No.18456784

the air is feeling pretty thin up here bulls, don't get too cocky

>> No.18456785

>>18456733
>delayed pork production
I mean, that is pretty fucked up though

>>18456759
I'm about to go to sleep
feel free to make the next thread in like 15-20 minutes and add it :^)

>> No.18456788

>>18456766
FIRST STOP ON THE WAY TO 20

WE ARE RISING THE FUCK UP

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>>18456766

>> No.18456794

Please explain to me why GameStop is mooning so fucking hard

>> No.18456799

>>18456794
SHORT
SQUEEZE

>> No.18456800

>>18456794
Makes me want to put

>> No.18456801

>>18456681
Not sure if totally related, but I tried to sell around 100 bucks in AMC gift cards to one of the gift card exchanges for something like 60 cents on the dollar and they rejected it as being too risky. I didn't buy them myself (won them through other means), but I still hope they're in business long enough so I can get some use out of them.

>> No.18456803

>>18456717
everyone told me not to bag hold SOXL.

Well i just closed my position at 90% profit so where did i go wrong?

>> No.18456806

>>18456779

>>18456794

>> No.18456808

>>18456749
this looks kinda cool.
What did you short?

>> No.18456810

>>18456794
memes

>> No.18456811
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>>18456784
>bulls, don't get too cocky
BOBO BEND THE FUCK OVER AND TAKE THIS BULLDICK

>> No.18456813

Volume is so fucking low atm.......

>> No.18456814

Pull out now, you don't want this crazy bitch pregnant.

>> No.18456817

>>18456788
>>18456792
>>18456794
>>18456799
>>18456800
Buying now would 100% be a mistake
It'll drop hard

>> No.18456822

>>18456794
AMC, a company about go to bankrupt, is mooning.

Nothing matters.

>> No.18456825
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18456825

I'd be taking profits on gold now if you're still onboard.

>> No.18456826

>>18456627
>pumping over $8 now

Yep, that's a burn now watching it moon. I have a problem with holding too long and getting greedy, but it's a necessary thing for me to bail on these. Damn gambling mentality.

>> No.18456829

>>18456743
do you need an account to access data on schwab? not sure if non-burgers can even make accounts with them

>> No.18456830

JNUGGERS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

>> No.18456834
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>>18456784
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>> No.18456835

>>18456670
Yep SPCE back to 28 by EOM stupid market

Well I sold out of puts because I need to pay bills so market can now crash.

>> No.18456837

>>18456813
because nobody is touching stock markets lately.

>> No.18456838

I dont feel so good bros...

>> No.18456840

>>18456794
because i bought doom eternal from them last night

>> No.18456841

>>18456747
Well amazon makes sense

>> No.18456842
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18456842

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bcsf

Thoughts on this public offering from Bain Capital?

>> No.18456844

>>18456778
Only thing green in my portfolio. RTX going up is the only thing I consider reasonable. I got puts on other things all mooning. Going to sell out of this clown market and start investing in collectable anime figurines.

>> No.18456848

>>18456773
how'd you decide which stocks to buy?

>> No.18456849

>>18456627
Austria is officially getting out of lockdown. Happening canceled, bobos on suicide watch.

>> No.18456852
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18456852

>WE’RE GOING TO PUMP SO MUCH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO SICK AND TIRED OF PUMPING

>> No.18456858

JNUGGAS STAY TRILL JNUGGAS STAY FLEXED UP!

>> No.18456861
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>>18456773

>> No.18456862

>>18456825
maybe just toss a stop loss on my GDX?
I don't see any reason to completely cut and run
Gold could proceed right up to 2k over the next few

>> No.18456865

>>18456848
boomie dartboard

>> No.18456867

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18456868

i dont care how much money i would have made, i would never put my money in GME, and i will never feel bad about missing out on gains that would have come from GME.

>> No.18456870

OHHH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO COCKY

>> No.18456872

What the fuck is even going on

>> No.18456873
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>>18456838
;^)

>> No.18456874
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>>18456749
show me what you're holding

>> No.18456877
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>>18456848
Just buy KO. It's like easy mode.

>> No.18456879

>>18456872
Judging by the volume I think only the people in this thread are able to trade

>> No.18456880

>>18456868
Feel the same about JNUG too. Retard rodeo.

>> No.18456881

>>18456868
>having moral disputes over 3 letters and a line on the screen
Anon...

>> No.18456883

>>18456794
Just loaded up on puts, this is the most irrational thing I've ever seen in the stock market

>> No.18456884
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BREAKING NEWS: LINES BEGINNING TO FORM OUTSIDE J.P. MORGAN CHASE TO WITHDRAWAL LARGE CASH

>> No.18456887

>>18456775
I didn't withdraw anything.
I made money by shorting and then the fed injected trillions and so it was all gone

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>>18456778
HELL YEAH BROTHER. LIKE I ALWAYS TELL MY OLD LADY,,, THERES NO REPLACEMENT FOR QUALITY VALUE STOCKS LIKE RAYTHEON.. AND THE PICKED UP UNITED TECH,,, GOOD PLAY IN MY BOOK

I KNOW WHEN THOSE GOOKS AND SAND NIGGERS START GETTING UPPITY THAT WE GOT 50 SHIPS WITH TOMAHAWKS PARKED A MILE OFF SHORE

THATS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT,,, THE STOCK PRICE GOING TO THE MOON AND RELIABLE DIVVIES ARE JUST ADD ONS

THINKIN ABOUT TAKIN OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE AT THESE RATES AND BUYIN A COUPLE HUNDRED MORE SHARES,,,, HAVE TO RUN IT BY THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN BUT SHE CANT ARGUE WHEN I SHOW HER ALL THESE GREEN ARROWS

LMBO (LAUGHIN MY BUTT OFF)

------------
Ray 'Tuck' Engle

USMC "DevilDog" 1961-1962

"If you can't fuck it, shoot it!" - Chesty Puller
"Come and take it!"
"Don't tread on me!"

Honeywell HVAC Tech Level 4 (Laid off - livin off divvies - mowin grass and passin gas)

>> No.18456892

Idk about anyone else but I think we're reaching peak euphoria. There's no other way to explain it. There is no reason to buy in this market and that seems to be why volume is so low. No one trusts this bounce upwards. I don't trust this bounce upwards. Why would anyone trust this at all?

>> No.18456894

>>18456749
And I feel like shit when I lose 5$ lol

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18456895

JUST

>> No.18456898

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD MOVING SO GOD DAMN FAST?!?!?!?! WTF

btw.. GME is taking off for all you poor nigs

>> No.18456900

My barrick gold calls are up 160%
Shame I only bought 8

>> No.18456905

Do I just buy SPXL now? What the fuck lmao

>> No.18456906

>>18456892
you and everyone else asking the same thing.

>> No.18456907

Anyone else hold Alteryx? I have 52 shares and really wish I had more.

>> No.18456910

Anon who was holding SONN overnight. Congrats you are making mad dough my friend

>> No.18456912

>>18456898
WE KNOW BRO GMECHADS IT IS OURTIME

>> No.18456913

>>18456817
Why the fuck does it show 0 signs of slowing down then? I keep kicking myself because people like you make me think it actually would go down

>> No.18456915

>>18456840
It’s an amazing game. Good purchase.

>> No.18456916

>>18456892
i dont, but i dont want to miss out on gains either

>> No.18456922
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>>18456825
Holding my GDXJ and sitting comfy with 40% gains

>> No.18456923

>>18456892
because stocks are still cheap, and if you don't buy them at these prices you might never get another opportunity ever again

>> No.18456930

>>18456923
Everyone and their dog knows this shit is just going to happen again in ten years or less

>> No.18456931

JPM's pump to 101 today pisses me off so much. Fuck you Powell.

>> No.18456933

I'm fine with this market. I don't have any problem with an inflated stock market. I don't care about anything the FED does, stimulus packages, QE, repos, the works.
There's one thing that grinds my gears though. Just as Jerome (Jay) Powell finishes announcing the latest multi-trillion dollar stimulus package, with deadly precision just like drinking water or drawing breath, he raises his head, looks at the crowd and utters these words: "Fundamentals are strong".

This shit gets me hard. "Priced in"? I'm okay with that. "Bullish?" Doesn't faze me. But when Jerome so audaciously tells me that there are fundamentals and that they are still strong, I lose my shit. I start questioning reality, I think I'm living in bizarro world. It's like I've caught up my friend in the act of fucking my wife and he says something like "We're just drinking tea, it'll be over in a jiffy."
I doubt there could be a more preposterous statement for today's market. The are no strong fundamentals. There are not any fundamentals. There are anti-fundamentals, which have become the new fundamentals. But Jerome knows that the fundamentals he's talking about are long dead. Yet he'll still lie about it without batting an eyelid. Fuck you Jerome, you fucking piece of shit.

>> No.18456934

>>18456888
unironically want this for my life with less racism

>> No.18456935

>>18456840
THANK YOU BASED DOOM BUYER

>> No.18456937
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People on the GME stocktwits page are starting to talk about $10 eod pts
P
U
T
S

>> No.18456938

>>18456923
FOMO: The Post

>> No.18456942

>>18456930
You mean days right?

>> No.18456943

just woke up, why the fuck oil is red and stocks are green?

>> No.18456945

>>18456923
Tell me how stocks are cheap right now. Is this the average opinion right now? Dear god.

>> No.18456947

>>18456884
bullshit larp

>> No.18456952

>>18456923
Wait until they unlock everything (month away tops) and the first unemployment report comes back and 12 million jobs were added

that is 100% happening btw

>> No.18456955

>>18456930
we're going to be on mars, treating diseases with genetics, and have domesticated catgirl wives in ten years
do you want to be part of the future, or do you want to be part of the past

>> No.18456958

Just went six figures in on JNUG.

Gold mines will be reopened all over the world in the coming weeks.

>> No.18456959

>>18456943
The USD and oil have decoupled, it's all over.

>> No.18456964

Someone redpill me on mfa financial, why has it gone from 8 to 2$

>> No.18456967

Ok so when does it go back down? Or is it just going to go on a perfectly straight line upwards forever now?

Have we actually created a golden bull infinite positive feedback loop scenario with fed money?

>> No.18456968

>>18456937
>puts
Anon, never try to shit on a green dildo which is moving upwards with incredible speed

>> No.18456969

>>18456937
please stop trading

>> No.18456970

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
I’m buying $400 strike spy calls for September

>> No.18456972

>>18456952
stocks will dump if that happens...

>>18456933
I'm saving this

>> No.18456976

Do you guys think it's worth holding UCO or should I take the loss?

>> No.18456977

where is the Delta Air Lines report? was supposed to come before opening

>> No.18456978

My CCL shares are up 22,58%
You jelly?

>> No.18456979

GME AT 5.92 AND RISING

I'M BUYING
FUCK IT

>> No.18456980
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18456980

eat shit bobo! We're never going down, EVER again!

>> No.18456984

>>18456958
There is no gold supply problem. You will get JNUG'd if you actually try to hold that long

>> No.18456986
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18456986

>JPMorgan rises on earnings
bobos btfo

>> No.18456987

>Raytheon crabbing
Thanks, Obama

>> No.18456989

redpill me on MFA financial

>> No.18456992
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18456992

Stocks literally, really, truly, totally, completely, forever, only go up

>> No.18456996

Anyone else all-in now? Closed all my shorts and opened bullish positions using all cash on hand. This is definitely a bull market now, and I'm not missing it.

>> No.18456998

>>18456972
Massive monetary stimulus and almost full employment and you think stocks will dump? Kek, you will see a bull market that will make 2001 in the Nasdaq look like a fucking crash

>> No.18456999
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18456999

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

>> No.18457000

>>18456862
That's probably a good idea.I'm not sure if there's enough gas in the tank for it to continue making gains. We haven't seen a high like this since 2013 and it might correct. The fed doesn't like it when gold is expensive.
>>18456922
Based.

>> No.18457001

>>18456980
see you in 2-5 years bobo

>> No.18457002
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>>18456958
I'd spread out that much dosh among miners, junior miners, gold ETFs, and physical. But good luck anon, the junior miners have treated me well over the past month.

>> No.18457003

>>18456976
If you have the underlying, hold. Why sell at the bottom

>> No.18457004

>>18456933
Checked. That's beautiful, man.

>> No.18457009

>>18456987
>up 5%
>crabbing.

what?

>> No.18457012
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18457012

i'm financially destroyed, rekt, done

>> No.18457015

Reminder to thank Mnuchin and Jpow for being bros

>> No.18457018

>>18457009
Anon has adjusted to the new norm.

>> No.18457019

lol oops I forgot I'm at daytrade limit
at least I didn't spend an awful lot on these options

>> No.18457022

>>18457003
Well I bought at 2.50, just thinking of time decay and such.

>> No.18457028

>>18456980
FOMO

>> No.18457030

IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

>> No.18457031
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18457031

>>18456874

>> No.18457032
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18457032

>>18457015
This

>> No.18457037
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18457037

I am going to just sit here, wait until May...

>> No.18457036

Thankfully the US gov was able to protect the most important thing.

>> No.18457038
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18457038

You're welcome /biz/

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18457042

>>18456979
>stores are all closed
>GME highest its been since new years
someone explain this

>> No.18457044

IV crushed in the morning, swapped to calls. Target 2934.

>> No.18457045

w-when should I take profits bros? I feel like bears will have their revenge soon

>> No.18457047

Good stocks to invest in at the moment?

>> No.18457048
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18457048

>>18456888
preach brother

>> No.18457049

>>18456883
how new are you? serious question

>> No.18457050

GME broke $6.00

>> No.18457051
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18457051

>>18457030

>> No.18457053

>>18457000
>The fed doesn't like it when gold is expensive
I don't think they really care that much right now

they've got plenty of other things to keep them occupied

>>18457031
nice I like it

>> No.18457055

>>18457009
Open 5% then hover

What the fuck is this volume across the board

>> No.18457061

>>18457042
I DON'T KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
IT'S AT 6.08 NOW

>> No.18457062

>>18457047
goog

>> No.18457064
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18457064

Reminder that this is pre-pump phase of the market.

J-Pow didn't even pump infinite monies today.

>> No.18457068

>>18456733
We still have too much material comfort. Want to accelerate the decline? Think about what people are using now that they are cooped up inside all day.

>> No.18457070

>>18457061
~wrong~

>> No.18457072

>>18456967
Truth is, Powell who knows how much he even spent, just the threat of brrrrr caused the biggest short squeeze of all time. Its like when Bitcoin has a giant hack or theft and the price dumps 3000 in 12 hours and then longs hit back hard after they catch the hacker and then you see a reverse Bart that liquidates thousands of people.

>>18456952
Trumps economy is coming back ASAP its literally in a holding pattern there IS NO GREAT DEPRESSION FUCKIN A

Everyone can't wait to get back to normal.

>> No.18457074

>>18456923
Q1 earnings are going to be abysmal and guidance will be slashed. The IMF also expects a 3% contraction. We’re going to hit the bottom.

>> No.18457075

>>18457042
https://www.barrons.com/articles/gamestop-stock-surged-big-short-investor-michael-burry-bought-51586807914

>> No.18457078

>>18456728
Get a better broker then

>> No.18457086

>>18456883
NOOOO Anon fuck fuck fuck.
SEEELLLLL

>> No.18457087

>>18457062
Thanks anon. I am buying a share as we speak

>> No.18457091
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18457091

I bought SPXS at $13.40

Should I just take the loss? I can't help shake the idea that this rally is borderline retardation before pull back.

>> No.18457094
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18457094

GO DOWN YOU FUCKING NIGGER MARKET!

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>>18457064
true and also cute

>> No.18457103

>>18456970
Just got a $500 SPY call for December 2022. Why not lmao

>> No.18457106

>>18456883
How is it irrational? We all expected earnings to cause another pop, fundamentals are very strong.

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18457107

Databoi

>> No.18457109
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>>18457070
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>18457045
>thinking the stock market ever goes down

>> No.18457112
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>>18457047
BUY KO. BE HAPPY

>> No.18457114

>>18457042
>>18457061
would you stupid fucks stop being so fucking new and lurk more?? holy shit you guys are stupid

>> No.18457115

>>18457062
based

>> No.18457116

>>18457086
i swapped my SPDN for SPXS.

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18457117

>MRNA RIGHT NOW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18457119

>>18457103
I think 400 will be in this year

>> No.18457121

has anybody had problems selling his options ? my broker literally doesnt fill any of my limit orders ? is it only me ?

>> No.18457124

>>18456984
Mining was set to have a record year this year.

Gold Jrs are very well positioned, have cash flow and solid balance sheets.

>> No.18457125

who else here loaded up on Royal Caribbean Carnival American, delta airlines, Marriot

>yeah but anon they can't take any customers yet?

well neither are any other fucking companies but they are all fucking mooning, wait till travel ban is lifted and strap in for bare minimum 100% and best case 500% gains

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18457127

Based

>> No.18457128

>>18457074
Look man. What part of clown market don't you understand. The market CANNOT GO DOWN. If it goes down, the Fed has promised to intervene. Not only will it not be allowed to re-test lows, it won't even be allowed to *go down*.

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>>18457075

>the Guardian of GameStop

>> No.18457132
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18457132

Buy GME

>> No.18457133

>>18456883
You're fucked dude

t. bear

>> No.18457134

MRO is ruining my gains today help me

>> No.18457135

>>18457074
bro no one care about the IMF lmao
if any of the people who work there were competent, they'd have real jobs with Goldman or another bank
IMF kids make 70k/year to make powerpoints about how everyone needs to loan more money to africa
they're a joke and no one cares what they "expect"

>> No.18457139

e' bot
D'ump e't

>> No.18457145

>>18456907
now's your time to grab more, it's dipping

>> No.18457146

>>18457121
You're selling puts, no one is buying puts right now.

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>>18457127
Iktf

>> No.18457148

Buy SQQQ?

>> No.18457152

>>18457075

What is this dude doing? There's just no way GME can turn their business around. This is like betting on the last horse right before the winner hits the finish line.

>> No.18457153

>>18457127
>blacks out total
>leaves the % change and Nominal amount
>quick maffs
nice 3.5k anon.

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18457158

in May we will reach record high on S&P500 again

it's important to remember that we have crash going on - but it's USD crashing, not stonks - stonks are valued in USD so they will greatly profit in the coming months

>> No.18457161

This is so awesome my PMs and Miners are blasting off and so is the stock market absolutely epic

>> No.18457162

>gamestop is too big to fail inthe eyes of the fed
Alright, our system is completely fucked or the US is going to war with china to maintain its power.

>> No.18457163

>>18457135
imf and world bank jobs are for the kids who failed law at georgetown

>> No.18457164

>>18457146
but isnt there a market maker normally to fill the order ?

>> No.18457165

uh oh bullbros

>> No.18457168
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18457168

GUYS I LISTENED TO TOM SELLECK AND TOOK A REVERSE MORTAGE ON MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ALL ON SPXS

IIIIIMMMMM RUIIIIINNNED

>> No.18457169

>>18457135
You think they're wrong about a contraction? Because they aren't. We're just going to enjoy a surging bull market in the middle of global economic contraction. Because everything everyone ever said about the stock market and the economy is a lie.

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>>18457158
BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.18457171

I run an airbnb, yeah right now im not making anything and just sitting on it, but as soon as this is over I will be back to making 100 a night from my house. How are hotel companies going to be any different, as long as they dont sell off half their hotels they will be back to normal

>> No.18457175

Unemployment is at like 20%

JPM just lost 70 percent of their earnings.

Markets pumping....

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18457177

Can you guys explain why the prices are different? Is it that TD is slow to catch up?

>> No.18457179

>>18457148
sell SQQQ, sell USD
buy anything that has any value

do NOT hold the USD - inflation is squeezing it really hard

>> No.18457181

>>18457168
>GUYS I LISTENED TO TOM SELLECK
first mistake

>> No.18457182

Bought puts for GME and RCL when the market hit 24k

I will be assblasted as fuck if I somehow dont win this one

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>>18457125
>tfw shorting all of them since a while ago
I am eating my losses and sitting in those shorts still. RLC you shouldn't buy, it is international and can't receive bailout money from anywhere.

>>18457128
Wtf do I buy? I don't understand this anymore, so not my analytical opinion would mean more than 4chan's. I already own RTX at least.

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18457186

how stupid do you have to of been to of not been buying GME??

>> No.18457188
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18457188

>>18457153

>> No.18457192
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>>18457168

>> No.18457197

>>18457125
I bought RCL when they were $23 a share and they sky rocketed to $50 a share. I got very lucky

>> No.18457198

>>18457152
He's bought enough influence in Gamestop to influence the company to use its revenue to buy back stock. Which means GME is going to go through the roof and crash, but as he will be an insider through this process, he will know the right time to dump it and as a result gamestops end will be a huge win for a few lucky gamblers

>> No.18457203
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18457203

>First day I play team bull
>I double my money

>> No.18457204

Well made all my money back from the crash and that's losing around 7k shorting

>> No.18457207

>>18457177
Look at the delay. There could be large moves within 15 minutes.

>> No.18457208

>>18457182
>Bought puts for GME
how fucking stupid could you be? serious question.. why would you buy puts on GME when 100% is short and they have a fucking proxy war going on?? seriuosly.. how dumb are you?

>> No.18457211

>>18457169
you have it backwards
everything everyone ever said about the stock market and the economy is true

>> No.18457212

>>18457168
grandpa how did you find the 4chin?

>> No.18457213

>>18457186
I only bought today :( I’m so bad at stocks


I also bought a couple call options for May.... I hope I make some money

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18457215

>he's not buying the SQQQ dip

>> No.18457216

>SPY mooning
>tripfags back again and calling it the bottom
very bearish, but not like I have any money left after selling my puts at a loss.

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18457218

>>18457168

>> No.18457222

>>18457171
Has anybody had to cut back on tipping their landlord? I used to go with a 20% tip, but have had to cut back to 5% and I feel kind of bad...

>> No.18457223
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18457223

JEROOOOOOOME!!! I’m trying to buy the real bottom!! I ALREADY SOLD WEEKS AGO AFTER BEING PROMISED A FALSE BOTTOM

>> No.18457232

>>18457208
Not as dumb as an LCI shill

>> No.18457234

>>18457208
>they have a fucking proxy war going on
That's what I don't get. Everybody is asking why it's mooning. Nobody knows about the proxy war.

>> No.18457236

Thinking of hopping on CODX.

Anyone else annoyed gamestop is out performing penny pharama?

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>>18457198
>Bluestar Airlines

>> No.18457240

>>18457222
stop renting if you can't afford to tip properly, wtf is wrong with people these days

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>>18457203
overall loss of almost 2k
lmao yikes

>> No.18457244

>>18456627
>everyone praying to jerome
james gonna shit on your day in 30 minutes

>> No.18457246

>>18457213
myself and others have been mentioning GME in this thread for awhile now.. how could you not see the most obvious trade?

>> No.18457248
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18457248

oh no bear bros we missed the bottom
Fettuccini retracement hit 50%

>> No.18457249

>>18457188
it's ok 'non. let this be a lesson. don't fuck up like that if it's crypto gains on bigger sums of value, your shit will be targeted.

>> No.18457255

>>18456999
checked and reminds me of my youth

>> No.18457256

>>18457240
Fuck you non tippers

>> No.18457260

LOOK AT DXY

INFLATION

IS

COMING

DO I BUY A HOUSE NOW???????

>> No.18457262

>>18456627
Source on pic related

>> No.18457263

I WAN LINE GO DOWN I WAN LINE GO DOOOOOWN

>> No.18457265

>>18457246
let's be honest you've been buying gamestop since it was like $10...

>> No.18457267
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18457267

Adult Chuck E Cheese is crashing why?

>> No.18457268

EPIC MARKET BROS! UP 60% IN FOUR YEARS, LOCKDOWN FOR MONTHS, YET WE ARE GOING TO ATH AGAIN INSTANTLY. REAL GROWTH, NO BUBBLE, ALL LEGIT. THANK YOU TRUMP, VERY COOL MARKETS!

>> No.18457269

>that's it, i officially missed the bottom, i am just going buy now and hold since stocks only goes up

>> No.18457270
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18457270

WHY ISNT OIL GREEN????????

>> No.18457271

>>18457248
next stop is 2934 fettuccines

>> No.18457273

>JP morgan earnings drop 70%
>is preparing for a large recession
>Dow up 500 points.

>> No.18457275

>>18457260
no, you wait it out. we're a month into this wakeup call. people may sleep on it, but it's coming. the end of the age pyramid is coming.

>> No.18457278

>>18457269
domp eet

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>>18457181
>>18457192
>>18457212
>>18457218
WHY WOULD TOM SELLECK LIE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE SAID IF HE DIDNT BELIEVE IN REVERSE MORTGAGES HE WOULDNT BE IN THE COMMMMEERCIIAAAAL

>> No.18457284
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18457284

How has the USD held up in the past few weeks?

USD/EUR, etc...

>> No.18457288

Guess tesla EOD price.
Winner gets prize.

>> No.18457290

I bought gme calls. Today they're up 200%.

When do I sell? The vote isn't till April 20th but that doesn't mean the short squeeze will continue that long, right?

>> No.18457291

I've been buying mid-term puts for the last week and I feel like I won't be able to soon. We really need to see a few bear days if we want this rally to be healthy.

>> No.18457296

HOLY FUCK WELLS FARGO, I WAS KIDDING ABOUT J.P. MORGAN BUT WELLS MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A BANK RUN

WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING
> WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING


WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING
> WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING


WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING
> WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING


WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING
> WELLS FARGO BANK RUN HAPPENING

>> No.18457299

>>18457273
>JP Morgan doesn't have anything to gain from a recession

>> No.18457300

>>18457243
Yeah it was all from holding a 1 day to expiry Put over night that I had also doubled my money from.

I refuse to add more money for the time being. Even if I know its very hard, if I cannot get back to 700 by making being smart about what I'm doing instead of HODLING and buying puts, then I don't need to be playing the stock markets.

Atleast I can put the loss down as a capital loss.

>> No.18457303

>>18457296
Hi my name is retard and I like to make shit up

>> No.18457304

>>18457132
He would unironically compare himself to satan from paradise lost

>> No.18457306

>>18457270
So much has been produced that prices almost went negative due to storage costs. World wide demand has collapsed.

Oil is fucked for a few months.

>> No.18457308

>>18457269
You missed the bottom, but ATH is next month. And then up from there, this is a new bull run.

>> No.18457309

>>18457296
just fucking read the earnings report instead of only EPS, or even just the last thread

>> No.18457310

>>18457290
Why you gotta be greedy? Take the 4x

>> No.18457312

>>18457281
bad LARP dude you have to give more effort

>> No.18457316

>>18456695
Hell yeah bro

>> No.18457319

I like this V shaped bear recovery, shorted the literal top bullniggers

>> No.18457322
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18457322

>/smg/ keeps telling me I'm wrong
Screencap this and I'm buying more

>> No.18457324

>>18457306
yes let's apply logic to a clown market, surely nothing can go wrong

>> No.18457325

>>18456749
Free stock more like laughing stock, amirite?

>> No.18457327
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18457327

Mr bull.... I don’t feel so good..

>> No.18457328

Fucking now JPM is crashing. Great.

>> No.18457330

>>18457322
GUH

>> No.18457331

>Bank run on digital dollars when reserve requirements have been lowered to literally zero

Nice imaginary crisis

>> No.18457333

>>18457310
Oops i meant 3x

>> No.18457340

>>18457265
lets be honest... no.. i haven't.. and no.. you don't know how to trade collars you newb

>>18457234
people are fucking stupid... go figure... like really.. GME has been getting mentioned in here and there are STILL some retards not in it.. incredible

>> No.18457343

Should I buy athx?

>> No.18457349

>>18457312
I like it.

>> No.18457350

>>18456685
>RTX

UTX was dissolved and RTX was literally the worst result of it.

>> No.18457352

>>18457306
Oil is $40 next month after supply cuts and demand surge happen simultaneously.

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>>18457208
What does this mean for brainlet

>> No.18457359

>>18456627
>Had a dream where sqqq jumped to 68 dollars
>Laughed at everyone at biz
>Wake up
>It almost at 13
Haha

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>>18457322
>Look at gme calls just to check them out
>IV > 160%

Not even with a rented dick

>> No.18457368

>>18457331
Hey regard, banks can’t just add digits to their balance sheets like the fed. And if you think the FDIC is actually capable of insuring banks with trillions of AUM you’re retarded

>> No.18457382

>>18457350
Give it time, Otis was not part of the merger.

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18457388

what went wrong?

>> No.18457391

>>18457368
You print more money to cover the insurance if needed, it's easy.

>> No.18457392

>>18457352
Put your money where your mouth is and post the screencap

>> No.18457394

>>18457353
well done nigga.. shits fucking amazing looking...

>>18457322
you should lurk more

>> No.18457395

we got too cocky bullbros

>> No.18457399

>>18457359
>fell for the sqqq meme and got in at 16
i loaded up on 5k worth. and im riding this stupid fucking shit to 0 out of pure spite for the market. fuck you jerome.

>> No.18457405

New Thread

>>18457387
>>18457387
>>18457387

>> No.18457406

>>18457359
It cant get any lower than this, right?

>> No.18457408

>>18457353
Good job making a dollar of one share retard

>> No.18457412

>>18457388
reality is setting in for people.

>> No.18457418

>>18457175
>>>r*ddit

>> No.18457439

>>18457388
Only -3% after A HISTORICAL DISASTER earnings.

And it's only 3 weeks of lockdown. this economy is so shitty right now

>> No.18457457

>>18457388
thank god, i can buy soon...

>> No.18457464

>>18457408
Ty

>> No.18457536

well bros its about that time of the year where i get bored, sell all of my bluechips and gamble my money away, lose 20%, rage quit the market for 8 months and come back to missing the bull run

>> No.18457602

>>18457406
I thought so every day for the last week. Today I cut my losses and promised myself not to bet against the jews ever again.

>> No.18457656

>>18457135
>U.S. jobless claims may reach 2.25 million, Goldman Sachs economist estimates
>Reality: 6 Million

Lmao

Also, act like Goldman isn't trying to cash out on retards like you.

>> No.18457675

>>18457388
I bought 3 JPM puts hoping the whole market would see the first big banks earning report and shit the bed. But for some reason people think all these other stocks are worth more after seeing the rock solid JPM share take a shit

Imagine a whole quarter of this and the upcoming housing crisis(aka foreclosure wave).

>> No.18457848

>>18457353
Good job nigger take the gains before they disappear

>> No.18457870

>>18457656
Goldman Chads make no bones about cashing out on proles

>> No.18458201

money doesnt exist and neither do you.

kill the demons, god is the only stock im invested in

burn in hell if you diversify, happy easter week brothers

>> No.18458242

>>18457288
$740