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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:30:38 2020 No.18451218 [Reply] [Original]

Imminent dark ages tier depression edition

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:32:57 2020 No.18451249 File: 34 KB, 222x227, 1585414301627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] people will never be the same after this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:33:22 2020 No.18451257 File: 66 KB, 619x548, TheSMGTrifecta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Invest in the meme trifecta for ineffable gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:34:28 2020 No.18451269 >actual 60 IQ brainlets frothing at the mouth that /smg/ is shilling legitimate large cap companies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:35:00 2020 No.18451272 >>18451269 goog nvda amd intc msft

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:35:04 2020 No.18451274 >>18451257 RTX almost wiped out my gains since I have a 60 average. We better start firing missiles to pump up those numbers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:35:36 2020 No.18451283 File: 50 KB, 1102x322, tomorrow-earnings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your predictions? How bad is it going to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:35:40 2020 No.18451284 >>18451249 If nothing else hopefully people learn to save enough for 3 months emergencies if they can, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:35:43 2020 No.18451285 current holdings PGX SO RTX O FHN RSG JPM CAT CVX WPC GOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:36:24 2020 No.18451292 never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this level of clown market.. We are literally selling out three generations down the road for like... oh... two months of green candles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:36:39 2020 No.18451297 File: 85 KB, 1902x356, Screen Shot 2020-04-12 at 4.48.55 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451285 Check em and weep

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:36:49 2020 No.18451301 >>18451284 let's be honest, everyone can if they absolutely had to. it's a matter of having the will to delay gratification.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:36:55 2020 No.18451303 >>18451284 tee hee. if anything its taught people the government will bail them out if they overleverage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:01 2020 No.18451304 >>18451285 >GOOD I have some of this just because I like seeing “GOOD Dividend” in my history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:21 2020 No.18451307 >>18451283 >delta Oh lordy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:49 2020 No.18451311 File: 438 KB, 1440x1098, 1584918092475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451292 This is the boomers' world, we're just living in it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:59 2020 No.18451313
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>>18451283
An absolute slaughterhouse of blood bleeding red that stains the city until residents think they are trapped inside a living creature by all the guts and red surrounding them, only that what they live in is itself dying a horrible death.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:03 2020 No.18451314
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>>18451283
it won't matter either way unironically. the meta this quarter is that everything is priced in

the earnings season script is that companies will mix in some "its bad" with some "it'll be OK", and everyone will say "oh, it's not great, but it's going to be alright".
soft up, mostly sideways throughout earning season

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:11 2020 No.18451316 >>18451283 Bad but irrelevant all banks were already down 5% today did you notice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:56 2020 No.18451322 >>18451283 Bad but will still somehow beat expectations regardless and we'll be green

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:39:09 2020 No.18451324 >>18451283 >banks good >jnj good >2 bad earnings wow. so bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:39:54 2020 No.18451333 Friendly reminder that egregious earnings is already priced in.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:40:17 2020 No.18451338

>>18451292
right there with you anon, every bad actor who made it through 2008 is getting bailed out yet again. Literally whichever way the election goes the government will be dysfunctional for another 4 years. And I'm sitting here doubly fucked because I will never stop betting that the market will eventually mean revert to logical valuations even after I've lost my shirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:40:18 2020 No.18451339 File: 57 KB, 1024x1024, 1586758452874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY 300 EOW SPY 200 EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:40:42 2020 No.18451344 >>18451314 where are these from? they're great even if it doesn't make any sense

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:41:37 2020 No.18451350
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>>18451322
this
except it will be green regardless of whether they beat expectations or not. Specifically to fuck over people who knew it was going to be bad.
I've been very bearish since early this year, but I'm pretty sure this is priced in.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:41:47 2020 No.18451352
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>>18451324
>good
You are aware a senior analyst went live today for WFC and said banks in general might be down 2/3 their earnings for Q1, right? That was meant to be his damage control number. GE was the worst earnings any company had on record ever last week. That was just the beginning

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:41:54 2020 No.18451353 >>18451249 Said in 2008 >>18451284 Also said in 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:02 2020 No.18451356 I miss Pendy-chan. At least savanon can talk about GALT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:24 2020 No.18451360 File: 22 KB, 750x749, EarningsBeat448.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451344 https://www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=448 they are the best. the only webcomic that is better is Achewood

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:30 2020 No.18451362 >>18451333 Softbank lost 17 billion. Let's see if it's priced in tomorrow

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:46 2020 No.18451363

>>18451333
They're not because people aren't expecting terrible earnings. Don't know where this meme is coming from. Companies keep insisting they do not have bad earnings. If they DO have bad earnings it will be a surprise because they've all been saying they're doing just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:55 2020 No.18451366 are they all pre-market

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:57 2020 No.18451367 >>18451356 >listening to gay college students yeah no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:42:59 2020 No.18451368 >>18451292 That's what happens when the market isn't allowed to go down. Risk disappears and up becomes twice up when everyone catches on just yolo TSLA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:03 2020 No.18451370 File: 69 KB, 750x739, D0AD7576-93EC-4747-A61D-3A6297118F88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do my stocks always go down during open market hours But always bounce back up during after hours? Who is behind this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:17 2020 No.18451375 >>18451360 I stopped reading achewood in like 2010, thanks for the reminder that it exists

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:21 2020 No.18451376 redpill me on RTX

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:27 2020 No.18451378 Next big headline: >NIO COMPETITOR TESLA FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY, ELON SEEN BEGGING FOR HELP ON KNEES AT RACETRACK WHILE NIO RACECARS FLY BY Go NIO, literally FUCK tesla

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:34 2020 No.18451382 >>18451285 QYLD NLY O T SYY IRM BWL.A KO Watchlist: WEN, QSR (waiting to get back into these, sold them for profit and kinda regret it), SBUX, NET (purely speculative)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:42 2020 No.18451383 File: 55 KB, 943x273, gaiiins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451297 you're gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:43 2020 No.18451384 >>18451297 ima gis dat OKE soon. maybe some KMI??? I don't have any mlp's anymore. chevron is the only big oil i'm interested in though. >>18451304 mah nigga!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:44:02 2020 No.18451387 File: 8 KB, 251x242, 1546456122810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451363

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:44:26 2020 No.18451389
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>>18451352
hey if the earnings are still positive, it's all good baby
that's still money in the bank
we only worry if the earnings go negative

>>18451375
he's done now AFAIK, so you can marathon it all

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:44:36 2020 No.18451390 >>18451283 JNJ will only go up because of vaccine, id buy them end of day after the initial earnings dump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:45:22 2020 No.18451397 File: 110 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200413-224454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still need this stock explained to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:45:37 2020 No.18451403 >>18451370 That was market trend today, literally who cares Also, why the fuck you crying over 400$ throw more into that account, why you poor people always want to 'eat' and 'pay bills'

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:04 2020 No.18451410 >>18451292 every man for himself at this point, its a mad rush through the walmart doors on black friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:07 2020 No.18451412 >>18451378 nio is fucking trash lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:15 2020 No.18451415 File: 804 KB, 2048x2048, honk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doesn't clown the market with ITM debit spreads http://opcalc.com/6bm

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:16 2020 No.18451414 >>18451397 it's just a chart glitch or something be calm about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:39 2020 No.18451419 File: 20 KB, 750x240, 8789E529-EE34-4D70-9D9A-7D96DEB7C6D2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451403 It’s legit my 3rd day investing I’m about to dump all of this into certain stocks when the time is right

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:55 2020 No.18451423 >>18451397 It's a killer deal, I'm sure it will go back up 1800$ within a few months

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:46:55 2020 No.18451424 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, 1586743290981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451376 It's close to reaching full meme saturation on /smg/ so it's probably gonna crash big time from the price I got it at today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:05 2020 No.18451426 >>18451297 whats your plan on this shit? are you going to hold for 2 years? wouldnt you rather just go all into TSLA and get $100/share overnight

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:06 2020 No.18451427 >>18451397 It’s called a pump n dump.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:14 2020 No.18451428
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Serious question.

>I dislike jews
>Jews run things
>Jews making pharmaceuticals for covid19
>Jews will likely profit from this

I want to take a ride with a curly hair funny hat wearing motherfucker to the profit moon.

Thoughts on CANF would be appreciated.
Thanks

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:15 2020 No.18451429

>>18451338
It's great because all the "moral hazard" shit that everyone's been doing that would have caused a recession in a 0-2 year range gets masked by the virus, so they get to pretend to be blameless, and can act like angels when they beg for infinite gibs. They're lucky in a way. I mean, if they didn't catch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:39 2020 No.18451434 >>18451382 holy crap that bowl america has had a flat stock price for years......i'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:52 2020 No.18451435 >>18451352 Source? >>18451339 Other way around

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:48:52 2020 No.18451448 >>18451274 RTX is a long term hold. They will likely have dividends as well, the two previous companies did but its not known yet what the plan forward is with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:48:53 2020 No.18451449 >>18451419 wait for red day, put half in SPYG and half in SPHD, and forget about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:48:53 2020 No.18451450 >>18451419 >when the time is right That was literally 2 weeks ago >>18451412 You won't be saying that when your bitch is begging for a brand new Nio next year, Tesla is out soon(tm)

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:49:08 2020 No.18451452

>>18451283
JPM has been constantly downgrading their estimations implying they under estimated the impact. I bet they got rekt.

>13.3: JPMorgan economists now expect US GDP to shrink by 2% in the first quarter and 3% in the second.
>18.3 U.S. economy Q2 will shrink by 14%
>26.3 JPMorgan Sees 2Q U.S. GDP Contracting 25%
>9.4 JPMorgan now sees economy contracting by 40% in second quarter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:49:13 2020 No.18451453 >>18451419 you are missing out every day that goes by. if you had used that to buy 10 shares of TSLA yesterday you would have made $1,000 today

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:49:34 2020 No.18451456 >>18451376 Technology company that invents rockets & creates/produces the missiles used by the NAVY on their ships

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:49:53 2020 No.18451460 File: 327 KB, 500x500, 1577750573680.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451435 I was watching CNBC this morning, it was live when they brought him on to question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:50:07 2020 No.18451461 >>18451338 >dysfunctional for another 4 years >another 4 years >4 years >not for the duration of our lives Reminder that the people who make the laws won’t enact laws that hurt themselves, and they’re in on the scam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:50:32 2020 No.18451465 >>18451452 they normally do this when they need to dump their bags first. they have so much shit in holdings it takes weeks to liquidate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:50:41 2020 No.18451469 >>18451414 Ok. But it went up 63% today

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:50:58 2020 No.18451472 >>18451453 Tesla is a hyperinflated meme stock being powered by normie energy I’m not touching that shit until it drops to $500 I’ll be willing to invest all in NEURALINK when it hits the market though

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:22 2020 No.18451478 >>18451460 I wanna fuck that cat. Squawk Box or on the street?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:24 2020 No.18451479 >>18451453 Do not buy TSLA unless you are a cultist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:39 2020 No.18451483 File: 19 KB, 100x100, 1584644866941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] friendly reminder that the markets are rigged and they always will be, bet accordingly

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:51:47 2020 No.18451485 >>18451283 Doesn’t matter. Priced in my biznitches

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:52:30 2020 No.18451491 File: 53 KB, 872x441, tslad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451472 ok see you at $800 next week

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:52:45 2020 No.18451495 JETS airline etf, buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:52:48 2020 No.18451496 >>18451472 But it's not going to drop. People will be moving money from other healthier companies to get in on Tesla, hyperinflated is an understatement.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:21 2020 No.18451503

>>18451434
They only recently announced the divie being cut, but it's obviously taken a hit with all the social distance shit. Once reopening happens, it'll likely go back to business as usual. If they reinstate the dividend I'll stay for the money. If they decide to not pay it out, take the money and run

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:31 2020 No.18451506 File: 26 KB, 750x1000, Taxes449.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451483 hot 08/09 breaking news for the lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:57 2020 No.18451509 >>18451495 or just buy airlines individually?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:54:32 2020 No.18451516 >>18451491 You better pray all these stocktwit forecasters are wrong about another bear takeover faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:54:36 2020 No.18451517 File: 163 KB, 1404x1246, Screen Shot 2020-04-13 at 11.53.05 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451397 it's just robinhood being retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:01 2020 No.18451522 File: 9 KB, 750x250, BuyMMM_Now_452.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451509 >>18451495 nah just buy other stocks that aren't airlines buy 3M

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:02 2020 No.18451523 File: 44 KB, 590x850, Clown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451415 guys i'm serious it's this easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:09 2020 No.18451525 >>18451390 Earnings dump is likely, I might trim. Vaccine is being made as a not-for-profit thing as I’ve told you tards before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:49 2020 No.18451533 >>18451516 ive never met someone so angry about finding out the secret to free money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:52 2020 No.18451534 File: 335 KB, 650x650, 1582287698938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451478 On the street. And who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:17 2020 No.18451538 isn't LMT the big boy, why all the RTX memes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:30 2020 No.18451543 >>18451522 yeah i'm not feelin' the charts on MMM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:31 2020 No.18451545 File: 5 KB, 186x320, green-dildo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone look at Gold or Silver spot prices today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:45 2020 No.18451547 File: 30 KB, 600x600, 1585611956860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451523 I wouldn't enter that position nah no way

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:49 2020 No.18451549 File: 19 KB, 577x477, CC41EC56-CEE0-467A-BE4F-6947220590D7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451491 phew, everythings back to normal with Tesla

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:56:57 2020 No.18451550 post your favorite amateur video on pornhub

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:01 2020 No.18451552 >>18451370 Market manipulation is easier in low volume futures. Resistance levels are nonexistent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:02 2020 No.18451553 >>18451496 So many people have bankrupted themselves on Tesla it's not even funny at this point. It's pure market furor disconnected from the real company and its products on top of Trump-tier tweeting from the cult leader who runs it. No. Fuck TSLA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:13 2020 No.18451555 >>18451523 i dont understand how that shit works its probably going to be months before i know how to do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:45 2020 No.18451560 >>18451533 If the secret isnt 'trust everyone on stocktwits,' I ain't mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:49 2020 No.18451561 File: 205 KB, 750x1000, BoomerRocks454.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451545 nah what are they I was tempted to buy some in the morning but I didn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:58:40 2020 No.18451573 >>18451525 yeah but its free advertising and a tax write-off so no loss to the company. and on top of that it secures relationships and goodwill with many entities foreign and domestic who will contract other goods and services from JNJ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:58:52 2020 No.18451575 >>18451523 >3:1 risk/reward Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:58:55 2020 No.18451577 >>18451553 I know but in Jerome's market that can't go down pump-and-dumps are king.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:58:58 2020 No.18451578 File: 23 KB, 199x221, 1323665888882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how much you want to bet these next earnings will be the egregious biblical shitshow, and yet we'll still have a 3% up green day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:59:23 2020 No.18451583 File: 40 KB, 152x254, 1585790335605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451478 >>18451534 based How do I invest in catgirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:00:02 2020 No.18451589 >>18451550 view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e7a722d091f9 im liking this couple so far

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:00:20 2020 No.18451592 >>18451578 All in. Simply because the 3% isn't going to be the banks or delta but AMZN going up another 12 %.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:00:38 2020 No.18451594 File: 626 KB, 300x300, cc5e3745-de1e-4579-95c3-ecc27bc46364..gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451583 CHEWY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:01:41 2020 No.18451607 >>18451578 I'll bet tree giddy, I've seen way more fucked up things in the past month >saudis buy 8% of CCL at 8$ AVG >price immediately shoots up to 12$ >OSXQ up 15% today >absolutely no fucking reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:01:49 2020 No.18451609 >>18451589 not bad i will fap to this tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:01:52 2020 No.18451610 >>18451560 are stocktwits memeing TSLA? i thought those idiots only liked poorfag penny stocks and meme biopharm. im 99% convinced half of the posters are paid pajeet farm shills for pump and dump schemes on meme penny stocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:01:53 2020 No.18451611 >>18451561 buy as much silver as you can afford. it's going to double within a few months, triple by end of year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:03:03 2020 No.18451619 >>18451609 you got anything good youve seen lately? im craving a real blonde, nordic or germanic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:03:11 2020 No.18451624 We'll be back to ATH with "better than expected" numbers. "better than expected" is worthy of no drop at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:03:55 2020 No.18451629 >>18451292 What are u on about? The system is interconnected. Deflation would collapse the system(as fucked up as it is, feeds the world). War and famine would soon follow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:03:57 2020 No.18451630 File: 1.06 MB, 2258x1782, Options_Spreads.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451555 I kid you not anon I KID YOU NOT I do these fucking spreads EVERY. OTHER. FUCKING. DAY. You haven't experienced the clown market until you trade options

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:04:04 2020 No.18451633 >>18451611 >10x by EOY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:04:08 2020 No.18451634 File: 20 KB, 750x500, Leadership457.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451611 how are you sure that silver isn't just a meme maybe the real gold was gold all along

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:04:17 2020 No.18451637 >>18451547 Does this mean dinos had wrap around peepees?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:04:52 2020 No.18451640 >>18451610 Absolute garbage bio stuff and penny stocks only. What a fucking cesspool that place is. Those faggots will really behind any stock down 50% or more, never even research why it's down, and then shit on ANYONE who is bearish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:05:16 2020 No.18451643 >>18451538 RTX is cheaper. That's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:06:00 2020 No.18451650 File: 272 KB, 2292x3060, b857dbaa-a0dd-435f-a02c-28c1883b448f..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451619 >you got anything good youve seen lately? im craving a real blonde, nordic or germanic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:06:10 2020 No.18451653 >>18451555 it's really not that complicated, just download ToS and play around on the analyze tab until you get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:06:36 2020 No.18451657 >>18451538 it just had a merger. and its cheap for a defense stock

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:06:58 2020 No.18451661
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>>18451637
the truth is that dinosaurs can't have existed because their tails, physical shape, and massive size won't allow them to hump properly

the same is true for elephants, hippos, giraffes, rhinoceros, turtles, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:07:24 2020 No.18451667 Sqqq killing my gains selling it all if I get down $1000 down $800 right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:07:35 2020 No.18451670 >>18451629 stop trying to sound british or smart. This wasnt about stopping any wars, and it wont stop any wars. This was just Trump's guy pumping our country's money to protect his boss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:09:40 2020 No.18451691 Lucky eu markets skip the red monday

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:09:45 2020 No.18451693
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>>18451412
you know, the guy is a shill and all, but nio is decent. the stock is cheap. the chinese government practically own nio at the moment so it wont fail. they also are setting up charging stations all over various chinese cities. they were/are? about to enter European markets. People will buy them when they can compare stats versus tesla. The quality is what needs to be seen. NIO has a huge fan base and that will push them forward.

>Longer range than tesla.
>12th fastest car on the Nürburgring

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:09:51 2020 No.18451696 File: 12 KB, 322x288, TSLA AH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451479 Cope. I'm LMAOing at your life and your poor understanding of stocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:10:53 2020 No.18451700 File: 2 KB, 457x86, TSLA PL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451479 >>18451696 Whoops, wrong image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:11:39 2020 No.18451703 >>18451693 >what is suspension travel holy shit run over a lady bug and bite your tongue off in that thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:11:43 2020 No.18451704 >>18451661 they are reptiles they lay eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:11:58 2020 No.18451705 File: 92 KB, 653x1024, Chonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451383 >>18451384 Thanks OKE bros. When do we hit 70 again?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:12:30 2020 No.18451707
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>>18451634
>how are you sure that silver isn't just a meme
a meme that has existed for all of known world history and the gold to silver ratio is a historic 5,000 year high.
3.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:13:02 2020 No.18451711 >>18451426 I wanted to but I missed the boat when it dipped to around 300s.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:13:39 2020 No.18451715 File: 80 KB, 688x1000, 1586202293301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451657 too bad it's expensive for a stock levered to demand for commercial air travel and the global economy~ >>18451534 ultrabased

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:14:01 2020 No.18451716 >>18451547 is this the final redpill?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:14:46 2020 No.18451721
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>>18451633
>10x by EOY
I think so actually yes. I've been trying to give people the smaller Silverpill and just say 3x which is pretty much guaranteed when the gold to silver ratio swings back. shit is gonna get real

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:15:09 2020 No.18451724
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>>18451693
how much does that car cost?
is it street legal?
can I buy one in the US?
why are you trying to treat it as a comparison for a Tesla car lol

>>18451707
I mean, why would the price go up that much if we can mine hundreds of tons of silver for under $20/oz?

>>18451704
so they don't hump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:16:36 2020 No.18451736 >>18451721 Isn't Silver market as manipulated as Diamonds are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:17:08 2020 No.18451739 >>18451397 Unironically worth it? Thinking about dumping $500 and forgetting about it for a few months

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:17:10 2020 No.18451740
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>>18451611
>>18451721
>>18451707
>the gold to silver ratio is a historic 5,000 year high
because historically it meant something, whereas inn the present it is chiefly an industrial metal.

Do you think this is also a good time to invest in copper? You think manufacturing has bottoming and is about to accelerate?

Get the FUCK out of /smg/ if you want to shill your TRASH metals. Stop trying to offload Schiff's bags on us. Cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:17:11 2020 No.18451741 File: 31 KB, 358x364, gtGS6uP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >follow Trump on Twitter so I can react to his infrastructure/vaccine shilling announcements in the market >just an endless stream of videos and articles about himself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:17:44 2020 No.18451744 >>18451691 More like we are lucky we got a red day because Europe's, China's and Japan's bullshit pumps weren't there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:18:01 2020 No.18451748 If the Dow is 28k by election time will Trump be re-elected?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:18:06 2020 No.18451749 File: 100 KB, 660x660, 5cd417e4-93f5-4d04-adce-57b15c684dd4-2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-proof-reverse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451721 Take the batpill

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:18:30 2020 No.18451753

>>18451724
>I mean, why would the price go up that much if we can mine hundreds of tons of silver for under $20/oz?
Because the value of USD is going to decrease. This will cause a bunch of shit to happen. The cost of mining will go up. Rich faggots will have bank accounts full of cash losing purchasing power and will flock to hard assets like precious metals. JP Morgan has lifted their short positions entirely and currently hold more silver than any other bank. It goes on and on. There are so many converging factors happening on PM right now it's crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:19:10 2020 No.18451763 File: 189 KB, 1647x928, C7B16E1D-1DC5-4A5F-AE96-3281F4F2D2DC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys it’s gonna be fine, we’re in good hands. Buy buy buy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:19:32 2020 No.18451768 >>18451740 taking a screen shot of this. will post in a year. thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:19:38 2020 No.18451769 >>18451748 No because that would mean it went down again for some reason. Do you not see how much and how fast we are inflating.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:20:03 2020 No.18451773

>>18451748
Since 1900, only one president has won re-election with a recession occurring sometime in the last two years of their first term: William McKinley.

Since then, the four presidents who ran for a second term during such an economic downturn—William Taft in 1912, Herber Hoover in 1932, Jimmy Carter in 1980 and George H.W. Bush in 1992—were unsuccessful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:20:04 2020 No.18451774 >>18451749 Already did, if only as physical proof of the shit that happened so far this year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:20:31 2020 No.18451776 >>18451741 State governors are market signals about lockdowns. Pence will name drop the vaccines they want to shill. Infrastructure will have to move through congress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:20:38 2020 No.18451778 File: 1.56 MB, 2471x1383, 72233141_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451748 he's getting re-elected now matter what, and the presser he had today sealed that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:20:44 2020 No.18451781 File: 207 KB, 512x512, 1553320428108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451763 >real life is indistinguishable from satire I love it

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:21:10 2020 No.18451784
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>>18451736
no... diamonds are a monopoly controlled by debeers, and now can be made in a laboratory.

Retards just meme that silver is so heavily manipulated because 3 JPM traders were manipulating it to skim off the trades and got caught. They don't understand why it would go down in a recession/depression.

Silver can be mined in places all over the globe, it's not like diamonds.

>>18451753
>JP Morgan has lifted their short positions entirely and currently hold more silver than any other bank.
source on your shit
I'm starting to think you actually believe this, and now I feel bad for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:21:25 2020 No.18451787 >futures tomorrow we'll probably see markets go up by like 3-4% right? and even higher when another 6 million jobless claims get reported on thursday

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:21:32 2020 No.18451789 File: 2.00 MB, 540x297, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451763 >Ivanka and Jared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:21:45 2020 No.18451790 File: 189 KB, 755x687, 1519951251327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOO YEEEEH LIMIT UP INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:07 2020 No.18451797 it is my life goal to buy a bunch of future contracts in something stupid like carrots and road trip down to chicago and demand physical redemption on my ridiculous carrot futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:15 2020 No.18451801 >>18451787 Sure why not. It's not like they can go down. This is every gambler's wet dream

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:34 2020 No.18451803 >>18451784 >source on your shit Here is the most easy to digest version, but I would recommend diving into this guys points and making your own conclusion http://silverseek.com/commentary/strange-things-are-happening-17900

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:36 2020 No.18451805 File: 29 KB, 332x355, 1585791293997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451748 >will trump be reelected You realize he's running against Biden, right? Also approval for leaders tends to increase during crises

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:22:59 2020 No.18451813 >>18451753 I hold physical, but I just don't see where any point in adding to my positions by a significant amount and I'd probably buy 3:1 gold:silver, because I do genuinely think that sliver is a meme

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:23:25 2020 No.18451818
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>>18451724
no they did not maybe
however:
>elephants
hump
>hippos
hump
>giraffes
hump
>rhinoceros
actually their ancestors used to lay eggs, but now they hump
>turtles
egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:23:54 2020 No.18451820 >>18451670 Lmao listen bucko, u know jack shit and should shut the fuck up. I’m not saying they did it for altruistic reasons. I’m saying what would happen if they let the system collapse. U obviously have little understanding of money/finance

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:08 2020 No.18451824 Thinking about ditching a good portion of my positions just to dump cash into TSLA calls tomorrow. It will continue to have retard strength up to earnings, and potentially after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:17 2020 No.18451825 File: 380 KB, 457x340, 9PrWEvN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451218 Should I go all into RTX or MGM?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:24 2020 No.18451826

I legitimately think buying all the junk bonds last Friday is going to do far greater and longer lasting damage to the economy than the virus or shutdown ever could. It literally rewarded the same exact retards who fucked up in 2008 and punished everyone that tried to learn a lesson from that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:31 2020 No.18451828 File: 264 KB, 522x320, WorkFromHome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451789 Aren't you jealous? Ivanka is his wife AND coworker!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:54 2020 No.18451834 >>18451790 Please do. Jerome can't do anything now, if he stops it crashes instantly if he keeps going we are way overshooting ATHs with whatever inflation that entails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:25:18 2020 No.18451835 File: 56 KB, 625x564, 1314840218875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451797 please do this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:25:47 2020 No.18451838 >>18451835 >>18451797 all in on lean hogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:26:22 2020 No.18451842 >>18451838 >>18451835 and try to turn a profit on it I'd be roadtripping from west coast canada to chicago for this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:26:25 2020 No.18451843 >>18451826 Except this is what happened in 08 that's why it's happening again so easily now.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:01 2020 No.18451854

>>18451818
bro how do elephants and giraffes even hump
there is no way

the human body has its drawbacks (we can't jump super high or fly), but it is made to facilitate sexual interactions with all kinds of positional possibilities

also you said that dinosaurs were reptiles but I thought the scientists said that they were birds (lol)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:15 2020 No.18451859 File: 829 KB, 1326x982, Screen Shot 2020-04-14 at 12.26.09 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451784 >>18451803 >source on your shit JP Morgan silver holdings from 2019, it's only gotten bigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:30 2020 No.18451863 >>18451825 Take LNG pill, get OKE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:27:42 2020 No.18451866 >>18451630 Its ironic that to use these safe strategies you need to open a margin account with options opening you up to potentially huge risk.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:28:52 2020 No.18451873
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>>18451854
>>the human body has its drawbacks (we can't jump super high or fly), but it is made to facilitate sexual interactions with all kinds of positional possibilities
what if humans are literally the only civilization in the galaxy, intelligent life is common, but only humans have thumbs, so we're literally lords of the galaxy

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:29:21 2020 No.18451879

>>18451724
I dont care about owning one at the moment. I care about the stock, lets not forget that. Although tesla is expanding worldwide they havent fully tapped into the chinese market which is fairly large. Nio sells more. Of course there will be some novelty with an american brand (tesla) I would lean on the belief they will support their own first. Call it a hunch.

The es9 is 1.2 mill.
The rest of the fleet is fairly priced for the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:30:01 2020 No.18451886 File: 3 KB, 123x125, schalke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does it mean when 4 people on the board of directors of this REIT I'm looking at have sold most of their shares in the last 2 months? Very bullish in this clown market right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:30:43 2020 No.18451891 >>18451826 Based. A free market functions like a human brain. Watching our entire economy restructure around receiving federal gibs in real time is like watching a crackhead burn their brain out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:31:12 2020 No.18451893 File: 61 KB, 542x810, 1584079212342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451859 if I don't want the hassle of physical silver and don't trust paper, could I invest in silver by investing in JP Morgan? If silver moons, JPM will moon, yes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:31:15 2020 No.18451895 File: 60 KB, 460x340, 1585175047413.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451818 Nigga you serious? Lizards do the benis in bagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:31:40 2020 No.18451902 >>18451854 >the human body has its drawbacks (we can't jump super high or fly), but it is made to facilitate sexual interactions with all kinds of positional possibilities There's a literal sewer running through those same orifices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:32:12 2020 No.18451911 >>18451886 Sounds like it. It ain't allowed to go down and it ain't allowed to fail so you have 0 risk putting your money in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:32:38 2020 No.18451915 >>18451893 Unironically, I think JPM is going to be a great long play. I'm not a big fan, but at this point they are pretty much going to be US's national bank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:32:44 2020 No.18451916 >>18451854 we also have the best adaptive immune system in the animal kingdom, one of the only animals able to metabolize fat exclusively, which helps us be one of the best land animals for endurance.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:33:28 2020 No.18451924
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>>18451854
>elephants
they have articulated penises that can move around, and they do it doggy style but with 2 legs resting on the partners back, kinda like horses i guess?
>giraffes
fuckin same way but i don't think they have the movable penises
could be wrong, i don't give a fuck about giraffes they suck as animals and should be extinct, retarded creatures

some were reptiles some were birds, at least their common ancestors of birds/reptiles
mother nature eventually said "yeah instead of making like 50 really resource heavy creatures, I'm gonna make 500k small scaly and feathery fucks"
i could be wrong about everything i just typed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:33:57 2020 No.18451928 Futures green Whym i i such a state of ennui? Guess money isnt everything

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:34:03 2020 No.18451929
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>>18451893
nah what you're looking for in MINERS
buy companies that MINE SILVER

>>18451902
it's fine though

>>18451895
I'm getting mixed messages with the lizard/dinosaur humping thing here
do birds hump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:35:51 2020 No.18451940 >>18451854 >I thought the scientists said that they were birds other way around retard

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:36:56 2020 No.18451946

>>18451895
lizards are weird in that evolution has no fucking idea what it wants to do with how they give birth
geckos and iguanas lay eggs
(i just learned this one) blue tongues lizards and shingle-backs give live birth, and apparently a skink one time popped out 2 eggs then gave live birth which is fucking weird and I never knew about that one either

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:37:18 2020 No.18451953 File: 6 KB, 227x191, 1585883693016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451940 the scientists were the birds?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:37:30 2020 No.18451956

>>18451843
>that's why it's happening again so easily now
partly, but also there are no villains this time to point to and say "well you blew it" because there are no perceived bad actors. You can say "well you should've prepared for a pandemic and shutdown" but few are willing to do that. It's also because the government acted so LATE in 2008, and now no one wants a Lehman like collapse or a collapse in the mortgage market.

Also, the teabaggers don't care about debt as long as it's not being racked up by "Black Man Bad"

>>18451893
I could stand behind that, but I expect they'll get slammed during earnings. Unless things start looking like they're not as bad as feared.

>>18451902
if you're talking about bird cloacas, you're right.
If you're talking about the human vagina, you're not.

>>18451859
In other words, JPM has been increasing its silver supply dramatically for 10 years, while those other banks don't think it's such a great wager. Banks have all the time in the world, they can stock up silver for when the economic cycle bounces back and demand returns. If you want to do that, you'd probably be better off buying and holding stocks.

You don't know what their plan is, and if it's even a good one. How much of their total assets even is that? Are you going to allocate more than they are? Does that mean you have more faith in their plan, that you don't know, than they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:39:28 2020 No.18451970 >>18451953 lol

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:40:04 2020 No.18451978
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>>18451929
yeah
I've now seen bird sex, and I don't appreciate it
>>18451946
yeah there are a lot of them that can reproduce asexually too, tho I think the vast majority have some sort of protobenis that they can stig in a protobagina
fuckin wacky creatures.
I've learned a lot about animal sex today

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:42:47 2020 No.18451992

>>18451978
>I've learned a lot about animal sex today
so are you still are in the "dinosaurs never humped" category or nah?
because it seems physically impossible for a brontosaurus to try and get his lady brontosaurus friend in the mood, and then just climb on top and do his thing
it doesn't seem realistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:43:41 2020 No.18451997 >>18451992 i bet their dicks are super long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:43:47 2020 No.18452000 >>18451929 Birds hump. At least the birds of paradise I've seen videos do. Snakes also insert benis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:45:42 2020 No.18452010 Every Monday is red, bulls win

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:45:56 2020 No.18452013 >>18451992 idk dude, I unfortunately saw an artists depiction of it, it was a little wonky but not completely impossible, but who knows. I hope the NSA doesn't make fun of me too much for looking at that.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:02 2020 No.18452014

>>18451992
>Some people have suggested that female dinosaurs would have struggled to bear the load of males during mating. If males did throw their leg over the female, like elephants and rhinos do today, the load would have been no more than what a female dinosaur lifting one leg up to walk experienced. In the words of biomechanics expert R. McNeill Alexander: "If dinosaurs were strong enough to walk, they were strong enough to copulate."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:29 2020 No.18452017 File: 439 KB, 461x848, CuteAndFullOfLove.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] also futures are still pumping lol ;D

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:41 2020 No.18452020 >>18451249 People will be exactly the same as they have been since 9/11, markets won't ever be the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:47:06 2020 No.18452027 >>18452013 go find the dinosexual copypasta, I believe in you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:47:18 2020 No.18452029 File: 244 KB, 1280x960, Turtle_Sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451978 yea, but have you seen turtles having sex? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU3315DpRTA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:47:49 2020 No.18452034 >>18452017 Everything is "Better than expected" isn't that great. More money on Tesla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:48:04 2020 No.18452038 File: 251 KB, 541x857, xooocc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452017 Party hats whoop whoop

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:48:13 2020 No.18452040 >>18452020 >They were saying this in 1933

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:49:22 2020 No.18452046 Guys, how do you evaluate the true worth of a company's share? Sure, a business could be making profits, but how do you come up with a safe assumption of what a share price should be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:49:53 2020 No.18452053 ATH here we come!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:50:09 2020 No.18452055 File: 1.07 MB, 921x1536, FUTURES_PARTY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452038 2800 party starting now 2800 part will never end I've got chips but no soda or beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:50:39 2020 No.18452059 >>18452040 1933 didn't have infinite printing everywhere, markets will forever go up now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:50:56 2020 No.18452061 File: 10 KB, 243x208, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] M-morning C-c-coffebros, did you get more than an hour of sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:51:15 2020 No.18452065 >>18452046 All that stuff is priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:51:28 2020 No.18452068 File: 1.16 MB, 1100x734, Untitled-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452046 have you read "Security Analysis" yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:52:02 2020 No.18452072 File: 167 KB, 1280x720, jpeg (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451978 I've been learning a lot about animal sex too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:52:03 2020 No.18452073 >>18451283 >dude bad quarters aren’t priced in They can make anything look good and they will. Look at unemployment. Nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:52:58 2020 No.18452076 >>18452065 que? >>18452068 no i haven't ;(

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:53:42 2020 No.18452079 >>18452073 this, lots of tech companies might look meh but will have all time high use

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:54:55 2020 No.18452088 >>18452029 lmao I can't make it more that 15 seconds haha animals is so ridiculous >>18452072 do you think huge dinosaurs humped each other or nah? like the 50 foot long 15 ton ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:18 2020 No.18452098 >>18451773 This recession wasn't caused by the president or congress though, I'd say its unprecedented. Trump also ran on moving industry home from China. I think this favors Trump.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:23 2020 No.18452102

>>18452046
idk if its possible. generally a p/e of 20 means stable, but if something is new or growing its going to be - or 200 anyway.
all these indicators are lagging, so its probably best to just use your head to predict future performance instead of evaluating past.
for example tesla had 500,000 backlogged orders. if there's one problem in business you want, its having too many customers.
apple does well because they have stupidly high margins and their customers never learn.
>Boeing employee :“This airplane is designed by clowns who are in turn, supervised by monkeys.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:36 2020 No.18452103 Whats your guys Defense picks and why?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:56:54 2020 No.18452106

>>18451465
Nobody gives a fuck about their earnings in general. What matters are the credit losses. Significantly worse than expected earnings are enough to set JPM to a tailspin. Significantly worse than expected credit losses are enough to set the whole market to a tailspin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:57:32 2020 No.18452109 >>18452098 The problem will be gone by nov and no one will care by then. It'll be political football for a few months afterwards but the attention span of the public isn't long enough on this subject

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:59:49 2020 No.18452128 >>18452072 That was a fun show, even if it was really dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:01:43 2020 No.18452145 >>18452103 Do you even need to ask? Its shilled within the first 10 posts of every thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:02:23 2020 No.18452150 File: 842 KB, 847x998, 1580498628958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451763 yeesh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:03:08 2020 No.18452157 >>18451763 Just let Mnuchin run it alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:03:30 2020 No.18452159 File: 221 KB, 568x479, 1518857898167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and WALLAH! We will never be below 2800, ever, ever again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:04:18 2020 No.18452165 >>18452159 imagine zerohedge and the bears when we hit ATH this year...

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:04:18 2020 No.18452167
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>>18452068
Have you ever actually read Graham and tried to apply it? If yes, why would you have then dropped it to do only TA?

>>18452128
very fun! just good harmless fun! most of my entertainment is

>>18452088
I have no idea. I don't see why it would be especially improbable, why not? Plenty of large and strangely shaped creatures do.

Do they have one of those penis-bones? I think it's usually reptiles that do.

>>18452103
LMT, because it's not heavily exposed to the economic cycle, and it makes jets, missiles and spaceships.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:05:07 2020 No.18452171
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>THEM GREEN FVTVRES WIPING OVT THE BEAR'S LAST HOPE
*TINK TINK TINK*
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION, FELLOW BVLLCHADS.

I THINK I'M CUTE
I KNOW I'M SEXAY
I GOT THE HORNS
THAT DRIVES THE BEARS WILD

I GOT THE MOOOOOVES
THAT REALLY HOOVES EM
I SEND CHILLS
VP AND DOWN THEIR SPINE

I'M A SEXY BVLL (SEXY BVLL)
I'M NOT YOVR CARE BEAR (CARE BEAR)
I'M JUST A SEXY BVLL (SEXY BVLL)
I'M NOT YOVR CARE BEAR (CARE BEAR)

I MAKE IT SVRGE
I MAKE THEM SEETHING
THEIR KNEES GET WEAK
WHENEVER I'M AROVND

THEY SEE MY STOCKS
THEY HEAR ME TALK
I MAKE THEM FEEL
LIKE THEY'RE ON MY COCK

EAT YOUR HEARTS OVT BEARS
HANDS OFF MY MERCHANDISE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:05:51 2020 No.18452178 >>18451376 Quite a well managed aerospace and defence company the US government is totally dependent on. HII has greater upside potential in that sector though imho

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:06:46 2020 No.18452185 I was considering buying puts on AMC yesterday, but considering everyone knew they're going bankrupt since last week and it's still trading at $2, it has to be priced in at that point, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:07 2020 No.18452192 File: 410 KB, 707x414, YYIUUYUYUIUUY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452055 Dont worry, I have crystal meth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:11 2020 No.18452193 >>18452059 if you're telling truth ill bless you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:22 2020 No.18452194 /newb/ here, is a 14.81 dividend yield bad? im not sure how to read them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:28 2020 No.18452195 File: 1.60 MB, 1596x1100, MUJA-Tyrannosaurus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452167 I don't read books I don't do TA I just buy the stocks >>18452159 Wa~la ! waaaaa laaaaa

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:08:48 2020 No.18452201

I will not rest until the REITs are no more.
I will not rest until the retailers are no more.
I will not rest until the restaurants are no more.
I will not rest until the small caps are no more.
I will not rest until the airlines are no more.
I will not rest until the cruiselines are no more.
I will not rest until the regional banks are no more.
I will not rest until the hotels are no more.
I will not rest until the airbnbs are no more.
I will not rest until the oil producers are no more.
I will not rest until the pipelines are no more.
I will not rest until the auto manufacturers are no more.
I will not rest until the construction companies are no more.
I will not rest until the casinos are no more.
I will not rest until the gyms are no more.
I will not rest until the movie theaters are no more.

And when all has faded the land will be marred by a bitter winter and I will hibernate. Such is the life of a bear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:11:12 2020 No.18452212 >>18452201 construction companies did nothing wrong you can take the rest >>18452192 I'm worried that you're serious...

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:11:48 2020 No.18452218

I'd bet money that before Q2 of 2011, all airlines will have to purchase Boeing planes as a condition for GIBS
>>18452194
Depends on if they actually pay it. Read up on "dividend trap". Companies in bad financial straits will typically suspend dividends as a first course of action. They aren't obligated to pay them at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:12:19 2020 No.18452224 File: 121 KB, 1280x720, jpeg (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452195 >thats a real exhibit haha love it ...which stocks? when? how do you know??

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:13:26 2020 No.18452230 >>18452224 i wonder what that egg smells like haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:13:45 2020 No.18452233 >>18452201 Thank you for this beautiful hymn

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:14:04 2020 No.18452235 >>18452218 Q2 of 2021*

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:15:07 2020 No.18452240

I think we just proved the delusion of permabulls today. Earlier today this picture and link to website was posted all over /biz/ showing USA with 127k new cases on 13th. This was an obvious error in data, though retards did not realise this. Bulls instantly started denial over it calling it just a backlog of easter numbers, ignoring the the fact that that would imply significant growth even split over a week.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue Apr 14 01:16:17 2020 No.18452251 >>18452201 this has got to be the dumbest fucking post i've read in such a long fucking time.. thank god you didn't get digits

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:16:48 2020 No.18452253 File: 147 KB, 720x1103, Screenshot_20200414-044631_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452240 This pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:17:42 2020 No.18452259 >>18452240 >This was an obvious error >Bulls instantly started denial BULL MAN BAD HE THINK BAD DATA WRONG WHEN BAD DATA WRONG BULL MAN BAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:18:39 2020 No.18452264 >>18452159 Just jump in everybody it's December but this time we have confirmation from Jerome that he won't let it crash and no company is allowed to fail. Isn't this the best. Literally free money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:18:58 2020 No.18452267 So..... Best guess on when the economy opens up entirely?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:12 2020 No.18452268 >>18452240 >>18452253 >>18452259 I saw this and didn't even reply because it was obviously a data error you're only losing money by having this type of attitude to trading instead of clearly thinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:22 2020 No.18452269 what's with this fucking pump, does someone know something about good ER for banks tomorrow

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:19:58 2020 No.18452276
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>>18451946
Reptiles are either viviparous or oviparous (live bearing or egg laying) depending on species. As for benis in bagina, they all do that. Hemipene in cloaca. Live bearing reptiles include all snakes of the boa family, green anacondas, most vipers and rattlesnakes, most sea snakes. some skinks, jackson's chameleons, etc. It's kind of a long list. Regarding the skink laying eggs as part of a birth, that generally means something went a bit wrong in the pregnancy as the birth was premature. Skink fetuses develop inside an egg in the mother which comes apart prior to birth. They are viviparous but there is an egg in utero.

>>18451978
Yes there are parthenogenetic species. First one that comes to mind is mourning geckos. Pic related. They're a very small gecko species. Usually about 3.5-4" total length as adults, nose to end of tail. Half of that is tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:20:14 2020 No.18452279 >>18452267 Mid May for total open up everywhere it won't make everyone go out though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:20:53 2020 No.18452283 File: 13 KB, 500x324, 18ED14E1-6EBC-497B-897F-960E7A16FA69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452264 Really because the market looked red to me today

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:21:42 2020 No.18452286

>>18452224
all of them
I told you to buy PEP at 103 a couple weeks ago, that's pretty much the clearest recent example of a stock laying on it's back and asking to be mating pressed
today I was looking at utilities but ended up buying a single share of STZ as an appetizer
I'm patient, sentiment seems to have swung very rapidly and I'm not letting FOMO get to me too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:24:01 2020 No.18452296 File: 102 KB, 696x956, XUVVC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452240 >permabulls are delusional even though they've been correct for hundreds if not thousands of years Ant

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:24:22 2020 No.18452298 >>18452283 We already took back yesterday and we are 1% up from that. We will keep going up, Jerome won't let it crash and that's not a meme. I think Venezuela might have done something similar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:24:49 2020 No.18452304 File: 155 KB, 1256x1170, Screen Shot 2020-04-14 at 1.23.13 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whats this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:25:15 2020 No.18452308 i told you to get out of oil asap I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>>	gexfan457 Tue Apr 14 01:25:22 2020 No.18452311 File: 88 KB, 257x474, hahahagetfucked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452276 now that's what I call getting some tail

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:25:24 2020 No.18452313 File: 2.60 MB, 2736x1206, Argentinosaurus_in_Fernbank_Museum_of_Natural_History.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452276 alright, so far so good what about an 80 ton sauropod?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:27:13 2020 No.18452332 >>18452313 Always tail day at the gym. Never leg day.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:27:42 2020 No.18452336
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>>18452286
(I DCAd down on PEP during the crash!! and KO but was too dumb to do it in my Roth IRA... that's a FOREVER HOLD™)

I am now leaning towards this is probably... euugh I cringe saying it but... probably a "fake rally". I think I should take profits on JNJ and maybe trim some KO and PEP but... my cash position is already huge. I am hoping for a revisit of these gaps before tech really bottoms. But I am also afraid that hope is clouding my objectivity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:28:17 2020 No.18452341 File: 379 KB, 1200x797, solomon_islands_skinks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452311 boom

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:28:46 2020 No.18452342

>>18452296
Permabulls were delusional when the market could still move down before Powell came along and straight up said he'll pump forever. Now everyone assumes he will and if the market tries to crash he will actually come along and save it giving them more confirmation.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:30:07 2020 No.18452348

Guyse I cracked the code.

There was no buy interest on US markets, but futures were pumped up by institutions. This was done because European indexes have blindly followed SP500 as fundamentals do not exist on this market. Maintainin a pump for an hour or two will lift all major European indexes up for the opening, giving the jewos plenty of liquidity to dump their holdings on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:31:18 2020 No.18452356 >>18452348 avoid creating a narrative let things be

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:31:43 2020 No.18452359

>>18452336
I feel OK with my positioning right now
approx 25% cash 75% stocks. Not counting my managed accounts/401k etc.
I would be feeling a bit ehhh if I was either in a position that was too stock heavy (>80%) or too cash heavy (>50%). Ideal right now is probably 70/30 while the market figures itself out. IMO

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:33:15 2020 No.18452368

>>18452259
Nobody except me actually commented the obvious data error (it was obvious because it was not reflected to the total cases and it was not shown in the site sources) but instead started to pull explanations out of their asses how cases being up does not mean anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:34:09 2020 No.18452375 >>18452348 >There was no buy interest on US markets bullshit

>>	gexfan457 Tue Apr 14 01:34:13 2020 No.18452376 File: 34 KB, 172x272, funny gex austin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452341 It's tail time!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:34:19 2020 No.18452378 File: 66 KB, 1440x1416, bobo-screaming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck Jerome, Fuck the Fed, Fuck Trump, Fuck this clown market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:34:27 2020 No.18452382 >>18452342 we already knew the Japanese and American governments would pump forever since 2012. now the entire world is starting >>18452336 Unsubscribe Cio he steals my Data

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:34:33 2020 No.18452383

>>18452342
Powell isnt pumping because hes retarded and stocks only go up
Powell is pumping because corona is unusual. There needs to be massive credit spread out to keep businesses afloat during shutdown. and because, currently, the most serious threat facing us is a deflationary spiral.
/biz/'s understanding of monetary policy is limited to, "MROE MOENY MEANS MONEY WORTH LESS ONLY A DUMB MAN PRINT MAN A SMART MAN WOULD PRINT NO MONEY."
without strong action from the Federal Reserve, the shutdowns will result in a global depression

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:35:31 2020 No.18452390 File: 209 KB, 750x1000, NATH_Party471.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452382 what does the data say tonight I need to know I need a data hint

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:35:39 2020 No.18452391 >>18452383 Country competitiveness If you force your country to be less efficient to be prepared for the 1/100 cases they won't be as competitive the other 99/100 times. It's very simple why you prop and pump.

>>	gexfan457 Tue Apr 14 01:36:02 2020 No.18452396 File: 51 KB, 1080x720, gex time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452378 Looks like someone drank the tap water at Jerry Garcia's house

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:38:39 2020 No.18452419 Nikkei and ASX up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:39:08 2020 No.18452421 File: 381 KB, 600x655, 1584967957718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452378 Post losses.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:39:14 2020 No.18452423

>>18452383
Is there deflation thought or has everyone joined the fed side and are inflating with it. Because all I'm seeing is TSLA +13% and that doesn't look like deflation counteracting it looks like the people stacking inflation on top of the fed's.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:39:24 2020 No.18452424
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>>18452304
It's called zoom out and stop concerning yourself with these short period candles. There is little technical bullish case for oil at the moment. If you're long now it means you're making bets on speed of economic recovery/increased demand outpacing the supply problem such that oil market does not slam itself in to imminent crisis where NOBODY makes any money. I am on board that school of thought as well. A lot of stuff would have to go really wrong before that scenario is allowed to play out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:40:56 2020 No.18452439 File: 173 KB, 288x286, jumpxz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452390 Bwahaha the Data says 50% of XLF will pump this earning season

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:40:57 2020 No.18452441 File: 101 KB, 812x680, 1531629787345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these sad, disgvsting bears in this thread Yeah, I'm thinking we're green for the rest of the year.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:41:39 2020 No.18452447

>>18452423
>Is there deflation thought
you unique individual.
fed does a policy to prevent deflation
deflation is successfully (thus far) prevented
then you say, "deflation didnt happen. why did fed need to prevent it?"
if you saw firemen put out a fire, you would say, "why did they need to pour water on it? it went out."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:42:02 2020 No.18452448 File: 99 KB, 2700x238, fuckedintheass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452421 kill me, down from 19k

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:42:21 2020 No.18452451 File: 893 KB, 1030x691, 1583405403921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18451284 >3 months heh, first pandemic huh kid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:43:14 2020 No.18452458 JCP looks like it's either nearing death or ready to make a comeback

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:43:25 2020 No.18452461 File: 347 KB, 1200x1521, 1200px-Mitt_Romney_official_US_Senate_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on Bain Capital's public offering? https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bcsf/profile

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:43:38 2020 No.18452463 File: 1.48 MB, 400x320, excited_lizards.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else /lizardbrain/ here Stocks only go up, J-Pow only lets them go up, so buy stocks. It's literally that simple. If you're scared just set a stop limit lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:44:59 2020 No.18452478 >>18452463 one day it will gap down past your stop and your limit won't mean anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:45:10 2020 No.18452480 >>18452304 >buy the dip faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:45:15 2020 No.18452483 >>18452447 I'm seeing a hose pumping water into were something was burning and might be burning but I can't tell and I'm up to my ankles in water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:45:40 2020 No.18452487 >>18452441 I'm just here to make a few bucks and get some laughs. They are losing their damn minds aren't they? I'm giggling.

>>	gexfan457 Tue Apr 14 01:46:00 2020 No.18452490 File: 71 KB, 635x318, lol get gecked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BODY BLOW BODY BLOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:47:06 2020 No.18452501 >>18452304 Also if you wanna get extra TA memey on oil, there is a messy inverse head and shoulders type thing in play. Short head and minimal neck but it's there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:49:46 2020 No.18452523 >>18452439 that's daring I'm holding WFC still

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:49:48 2020 No.18452524 >>18452487 You realize Occupy Wall Street is coming back, possibly in violent form, if we V-recovery, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:51:58 2020 No.18452531 >>18452524 I doubt it lol why do you hate the V that much embrace the V get inside the V

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:00 2020 No.18452532 >>18452448 Oof. What I did was set a certain amount where if I go under it, I won't allow myself to do anything besides hold stocks long term. There's plenty of easy money to be made without risking it with short dated options.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:30 2020 No.18452536

>>18452383
I like this idea that the Fed is doing what it's doing as part of its mandate. We need to protect this idea, like we need to protect *her* smile.

The Fed is doing this shit because in 2020 the Fed's real mandate is to pump the market lol. Same reason we got cut rates everytime the market was red for two days in a row but there was no bad employment or inflation numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:32 2020 No.18452537 I actually missed the bottom, wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:36 2020 No.18452538 File: 28 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452524 not my fault you didn't buy the dip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:54:00 2020 No.18452552 >>18451763 really smart ppl unironically

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:54:41 2020 No.18452558 >>18452552 sans kudlow, no offense.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:55:34 2020 No.18452562

>>18452524
Last Occupy Wall Street was just a communist meme. However, if US opens country early without offering full treatment coverage, disproportionately bails rich fat fucks and lets low/mid class swim in unemployment, some major social disruptions are about to rise in the states.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:56:24 2020 No.18452574 >>18452279 You're delusional

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:56:54 2020 No.18452578 >>18451797 I WANT MY 10 TONS OF ONIONS BEANS RIGHT NOW BRING THEM TO THE FRONT DESK IMMEDIATELY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:57:04 2020 No.18452579 >>18452574 This is true, but it doesn't change the projection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:57:51 2020 No.18452584 Is He poster here? I'm curious whether He is threatened by Starlink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:57:56 2020 No.18452585 >>18451826 think of it like a cheat code that only you will remember in 10 years when its time for the next market crash

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:58:17 2020 No.18452587

>>18452524
Won't happen American politics is now the flotsam of an aging empire. Look at Trump, and all his voters. He's practically standing on a pile of skulls while the country is crumbling around him and nobody gives a fuck. They're celebrating because he was a bitch to the bigger bitches he surrounds himself with at press conferences. Things could get worse and worse and worse, and we'll still be Based! and Winning!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:58:31 2020 No.18452591 >>18452532 I've lost most of it on some retarded plays, doesn't even relate to the "Jerome" meme, it's all my fault for playing dumb games. Had some stupid 4/17 155 puts which I retardedly copied from WSB like a moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:58:47 2020 No.18452593 >>18452483 Now the neighbours have joined in with their own buckets. I'm starting to think the fire might not have been that bad at least it would stop when the house was burnt. Now I have to wait till everybody runs out of water or we all drown.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:59:00 2020 No.18452596
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>>18452359
>he has a 401k
lmao imagine not being NEETmasterrace
;_;

>>18452382
I've missed a couple weeks so I don't know what the heatmaps are all about. But this week he was in fine form, no?

Besides, how can he steal your data if you don't publish it! Crackers a cute though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:59:28 2020 No.18452600 >>18452523 Just buy C BAC and JPM at same time to make sure you arent in the wrong part of the 50%

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:59:56 2020 No.18452605 >>18452587 FUCK OFF LIBTARD SHITHEAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:00:51 2020 No.18452609 >>18451797 >demand physical redemption on my ridiculous carrot futures you don't need to demand, this is what futures are for if you let the contract expire

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:01:20 2020 No.18452611 watching this will help you invest the rest of the month. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXiuL-SVu94

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:02:14 2020 No.18452623 uhhhhhhhh why are futures showing some red dildos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:02:52 2020 No.18452630 PUMPING THE BRED >>18452627 >>18452627 >>18452627

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:04:44 2020 No.18452646 >>18452623 There's always a bear flag before the next aggressive move up.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:05:02 2020 No.18452649

>>18452605
Fuck off dumbass. Your guy is just a retard. He's not playing 5d chess he's an idiot who made an idiot out of you. These last 4 years were the worst 4 years for the US in my whole damn life. Now we can truly say that with the exception of a tiny sliver of big money dipships we are are all gotta get fucked. Not just the mexicans and the libs this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:06:37 2020 No.18452664 File: 185 KB, 551x517, CRX13X.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18452596

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:25:10 2020 No.18452815 Just started last week and everyday I feel like I get a better understanding until I come here and read yalls comments and it reality sets in..any I sight would help

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