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Daily reminder little bois waste their time investing in cryptos, real MEN invest in stocks and businesses

>> No.18448059
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>>18448019
Should have invested in unemployment. Has an even steeper climb.

>> No.18448131

tsla to $180?

>> No.18448142

>>18448019
tesla is just as speculative as cryptos lmao

>> No.18448198
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TSLA will reach a new all-time high of $1090 before year-end. Screencap this.

>> No.18448200

>>18448019
I don't know anon. That looks like an unhealthy amount of growth. Are you sure its sustainable?
What is their P/E ratio?
How much of a dividend are they offering for all the success they are having?
How many people are going to be buying luxary cars this year?

>> No.18448282

>>18448198
>TSLA will reach a new all-time high of $1090 before year-end. Screencap this.

Word is TESLA will only accept Bitcoin by October. Get in now!!!

>> No.18448362

>>18448019
Normally I would agree, but you posted Tesla which is the Bitcoin of the stock market world.

GM has a P/E ratio of 5.0!
TSLA has a P/E of what?

Speculation is for retards.

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>>18448362
>speculation is for retards
>these companies are memes for redditors
Nigger id buy reddit stock if it had weekly 10% gains and options that climb 700 fucking percent a day

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Makes no fucking sense. It may pump but it will eventually hit a Theranos point.

It would take some sort of undiscovered breakthrough in science to get the technology even close to gas efficiency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K43XC9J82Q

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>>18448395
April 17

>> No.18448467

>>18448395
Yes, no doubt people will make money on the way up, but it is musical chairs.
It's asshole is going to drop out at some point and anyone holding is going to go the way of the dinosaurs.
The worst part is that there is no way to know when the day of reckoning comes, because as you rightly point out, it is currently being inflated by sheeple.

APPL is exactly the same deal as is Netflix and any of the trendy companies dick head 20-somethings like.

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>>18448019
Stocks and bonds are worthless

>> No.18448573

>>18448467
Sure. So ride it now while the getting is good

>> No.18448826

If you have any balls in this market you'll buy some options - I'm going all in buying longer term calls if we have another pullback, GE CCL and Norwegian already made me some big money these past two weeks

>> No.18448982

>>18448403

In addition, what happens when people realize the batteries have a 10 year life and are basicly throw away items... Bye bye

>> No.18449217

Tesla is unironically for idiots who believe anything a good TED talker says

>> No.18449392

>>18449217
True, only brainlets give a shit about electric meme cars the real future is the tech behind self driving cars.

>> No.18449966

>>18448362
Thinking of dumping my GM and getting some PEW PEW PEW (aka RTX). Thoughts faggots?