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18443538 No.18443538 [Reply] [Original]

>that mid 20s boomer who’s plan for his life is to wagecuck and invest into low risk equities so he can retire when he’s 65 then die of a heart attack at 70

>> No.18443578
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18443578

>that early 20s NEET who tells himself his $2000 crypto portfolio is going to 5000x so mom won't make him get a job

>> No.18443631

>>18443578
in my experience early 20s NEETs on here have more like 30-300k in cryptos by now
anyone with only $2k is more than likely a norman

>> No.18443658

>he didn't buy REFR

>> No.18443862
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>>18443538

5 years of cooming sounds good to me

>> No.18445431

>>18443538
kek i just retired and cashed out my 401k hnnnnhhgg

>> No.18445562

>>18443631
those are 90% larps, dummy

>> No.18445569

>>18445562
yeah I doubt it, because I am one.

>> No.18445581

>>18445569
sure

>> No.18445607

>>18445562

I have 50k in crypto and I'm a northern european tax slave with a shitty salary

>> No.18445617

>>18445607
i believe that, but most people claiming 100k+ are larps

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>>18445562

>> No.18445662

>>18445617
whatever helps you cope at night lol
if you were here at LINK presale, you would know it is by no means a stretch to assume there are multiple 100k+ link holders on /biz/

>> No.18445688

>>18445662
sure, but like I said, most are larps. welcome to the internet. enjoy your stay

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>>18445688
>welcome to the internet
get off my lawn

>> No.18446211

he will die at 64 y/o of a cancer actually

70 y/o lol most of this board won't see this age