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/smg/ – stock market gerbils Raytheon, Destroyer of Brown P(...) Mon Apr 13 02:12:07 2020 No.18434253 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:13:21 2020 No.18434269 File: 1.41 MB, 320x180, B302F005-3CF9-48DF-8238-27843D9466E2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434253 Anyone else here an oil chad who went all in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:13:33 2020 No.18434272 File: 13 KB, 696x371, Berkshire_Hathway_Inc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this a good investment? Why is it a good long term investment if it does not pay dividends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:00 2020 No.18434275 >>18434269 Whole stack on mro calls, dumping the second the market opens i think

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:10 2020 No.18434277 File: 217 KB, 540x442, I'm going to make columbine look like a fucking joke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >good oil news >future tanks I'm so fucking done with this shit market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:12 2020 No.18434278 File: 57 KB, 1024x1024, 774464EA-EDD4-42C4-AEDC-0B72824886A9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434253 namefagging

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:23 2020 No.18434280 >>18434253 btc is falling. Does that mean stock markets fall tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:28 2020 No.18434283 >>18434269 Oil is basically a biotech smallcap except instead of Insider trading you have late night Trump tweets doubling or halving the value

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:33 2020 No.18434285
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>>18434207
>SPY 220 puts
I will, but not until a least the end of this week. There is a huge push towards 300 in the short term as banks report earnings this week and people start thinking there is a light a the end of the tunnel. However, the crash is inevitable, its only a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:38 2020 No.18434286 FIRST THREAD FIRST: >>18434264 >>18434264 STAY HYDRATED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:41 2020 No.18434287 How should I do my spreads for tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:42 2020 No.18434288 >>18434269 Eh, 5% in USO. I'm dipping my toes in speculation for the first time. If it works out then I will probably keep doing it more as I get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:14:42 2020 No.18434289 >>18434269 I sold my sqqq and SDOW to buy UCO calls. I regret it desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:15:20 2020 No.18434293 >>18434272 shut up and give boomer-san your money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:15:44 2020 No.18434298 File: 68 KB, 941x960, 1585611745715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434253 Who's ready for Red Monday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:15:52 2020 No.18434299 >>18434286 Should have been faster on linking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:16:00 2020 No.18434304 File: 6 KB, 290x174, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you enjoy the bull trap anon? I spent quite a bit of time making that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:16:03 2020 No.18434305 >>18434286 >264 >253 this thread was first idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:16:09 2020 No.18434306 >>18434269 >all in on oil thats a yikes for me dawg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:16:45 2020 No.18434309 All in on RTX as i wait for the next dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:17:40 2020 No.18434321 >>18434286 Fuck off newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:17:47 2020 No.18434323 File: 743 KB, 1024x667, sm3_chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434309 based and standardpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:17:57 2020 No.18434325 >>18434306 >he didn’t put 90% of his networth into oil Oh no nO NOOOO!!!!

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Apr 13 02:18:16 2020 No.18434330 >>18434269 >Anyone else here an oil chad who went all in? No, but I'm half in on SPXL, so I can respect the risk if it's a big position. Also, what ticker? USO? Or did you go higher risk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:18:45 2020 No.18434332 >>18434288 UCO 5/20 3C can't go wrong

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:18:47 2020 No.18434333
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>>18434272
>Why is it a good long term investment if it does not pay dividends?
are you joking?

You don't WANT Berkshire to pay dividends, unless you think you can manage that money better than them.

If you want dividends go elsewhere.

>>18434305
ah shit you're right.
>>18434299
rude
>>18434321
(you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:18:53 2020 No.18434335 File: 50 KB, 678x710, 1586749444288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i just wanna go back...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:19:14 2020 No.18434338 File: 7 KB, 228x221, soon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434304 Just a rebalancing until the yuge bull run to 30k

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:21:11 2020 No.18434356 >>18434277 >good oil news Anon.. i..

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:21:33 2020 No.18434358
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If my ETFs get knocked out while I'm unable to trade them due to easter despite barrier being SPY 230 I'm going to mail a bomb to fucking kikes. But first I'll probably mass-murder bunch of spics for not disintegrating their shitty oil industry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:22:15 2020 No.18434366 File: 191 KB, 1178x344, PricedIn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I make bitcoin and boomer rocks worthless? I am on a mission >t. NotJerome

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:22:36 2020 No.18434370 >>18434356 10-15 mbpd was literally expected "good" news. We've got a lot more in total, so why the fuck would futures fucking tank?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:25:25 2020 No.18434396

THE MAN IN THE DESERT
I met a man
In the desert
He wore gold, silver, ivory
The riches of the East
I asked him
"Friend,
What great crime
Lies behind your great riches?"
He said
"I bought Boeing calls."
I asked him
why.
He said,
"Because they were cheap."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:26:22 2020 No.18434405 >>18434330 KOS, MOR, PSDS, XOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:27:07 2020 No.18434416 >>18434358 It’s literally impossible to fall to SPY 230 tomorrow unless they wait until 3:30 to dump lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:27:08 2020 No.18434417 >>18434289 Probably was a great idea. I wish I had those calls... I'd sell when the price skyrockets on open if I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:27:37 2020 No.18434423 Are they really arresting people that shorted stocks during the lock down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:28:04 2020 No.18434428 >>18434332 Just copped a 5/29 $3c @$0.19 or $0.34 RH probably won’t fill either. But I’m hoping.. I even paid for Robinhood JewGold™ so they’d put my fucking options through premarket but I’m retarded or they’re kikes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:29:06 2020 No.18434435 >>18434335 Kys zoomer

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:29:44 2020 No.18434441

>>18434370

This whole thing was a farce. Product was naturally going to be cut in the same time frame due to a lack of demand and world storage filling up.

They are just acting like all of these cuts are voluntary rather than forced due to circumstance

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:29:54 2020 No.18434444
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt2DyxPr8SM
>TL;DR: AMD is overvalued as fuck, and insiders including the CEO are selling off shares like crazy.
More proof not to trust /biz/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:30:26 2020 No.18434447 When is it time for oil prices guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:30:39 2020 No.18434451 >>18434366 Raise interest rates and drink that milkshake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:31:31 2020 No.18434456 >>18434447 3 weeks ago You’re not too late to make a decent profit. Oil stocks are guaranteed a long term high value investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:31:55 2020 No.18434458 File: 9 KB, 291x480, images - 2020-04-02T234742.832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Went all in AAL at 10.52 gonna sell tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:28 2020 No.18434464 >>18434456 But who cares about longterm. Are they going up next week?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:39 2020 No.18434468
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For me, it’s TMDX. I know nothing about it but the guy who shilled it really hated SNSS anon and constantly btfo him. Very bullish and I’m up from $11 to $15, memes are real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:41 2020 No.18434469 File: 1.39 MB, 294x359, dancy cat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UCO gang, get ready https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQhri9Te2s

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:54 2020 No.18434473 >>18434444 >Watching that broke retard You link should be a bannable offense

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:56 2020 No.18434475 >>18434444 no one cares what your boyfriend thinks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:33:32 2020 No.18434480 Monday will crab no doubt.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:33:34 2020 No.18434481

>>18434333
So Berkshire is the kind of stock you sell? I am confused because I cannot comprehend the point of parking money into an asset only to never, ever use it. It may as well not exist if it does not yield anything and never will.

However, I am willing to learn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:34:03 2020 No.18434485 >>18434428 >options >premarket You unironically have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:34:08 2020 No.18434488 >>18434444 >top 5 buys for 2020 march 25th >buy apple and facebook kek kill yourself who watches this shit?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:34:09 2020 No.18434489

>>18434277
>>18434370
It's not good news. The market priced in a larger cut than what we actually got, so of course it's going to drop. And on top of that, even the most optimistic reductions would still leave a huge surplus, so it's mostly a matter of how quickly oil will decline.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:34:53 2020 No.18434494 >>18434464 They’re going up first thing in the morning bruv >OPEC deals reached >trump tweeted positive things >oil prices rose by 12% in one day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:35:19 2020 No.18434496 >>18434332 >UCO 5/20 3C can't go wrong Noted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:35:49 2020 No.18434502 Are airlines free tomorrow ? That’s all I need to know

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:35:50 2020 No.18434503 >>18434480 Probably is going to open +3 and end +1.5

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:36:04 2020 No.18434505 >>18434469 I'm a in on oil but its going to absolutely stay this low for a long time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:36:55 2020 No.18434509 >>18434502 Green*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:36:57 2020 No.18434510 >>18434496 What does 3C mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:37:55 2020 No.18434517 File: 361 KB, 780x770, 1F8EFC53-0DF5-43FD-A8AE-77D21C1C458C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434505 I’m screencapping your post, and tomorrow when the prices skyrocket, I’m going to make fun of you all day on this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:03 2020 No.18434520 File: 1.33 MB, 680x547, 788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434510 3 cocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:23 2020 No.18434524 >>18434502 They've been ripping. should be a serious pull back if its a down day.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:31 2020 No.18434526

>>18434444
AMD is going to blow Intel away for another 18 months. They have superior performance in every sector, to the point even Intel admitted the necessary lithography improvements are a ways out. And now AMD is starting to break into the enterprise market, which is what really threatens Intel's dominance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:46 2020 No.18434529 File: 47 KB, 267x401, aww.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434505 gonna be green this week. that's all i need

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:56 2020 No.18434532 I’m buying Adderall off of the dark web to increase my trading edge (in Minecraft) What are you all doing with your TrumpBux?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:38:58 2020 No.18434533 >>18434444 So some retarded youtube faggot is "proof" for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:39:59 2020 No.18434546 Oil demand is still low so why would it really go up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:40:55 2020 No.18434553 >>18434494 >>18434517 Oil will crab at best, the OPEC deal is underwhelming and didn't meet expectations. >>18434532 >What are you all doing with your TrumpBux? I'm not getting anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:41:11 2020 No.18434557 >>18434423 what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:41:12 2020 No.18434558 >>18434546 Because people want to make money and the best way to do that is to make it go up.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:41:17 2020 No.18434559

>>18434481
>the kind of stock you sell?
If you must, yes. For me, Berkshire is the kind of stock you buy. If unforeseen tragedy befalls you, or you planned poorly and you must raise cash, then you sell Berkshire. Or, if you need to rebalance your portfolio because you don't like your current Berkshire:Other Stocks:Bonds:Gold:Cash ratios, then you sell some berk to put it elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:41:33 2020 No.18434562 File: 104 KB, 350x308, seems....odd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434553 >didn't meet expectations. expectations were for 10m bpd weren't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:41:37 2020 No.18434563 >>18434546 Because production was cut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:42:53 2020 No.18434571 >>18434559 >>18434333 Why Berkshire over BAM?

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Mon Apr 13 02:43:25 2020 No.18434577
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>>18434405
>KOS, MOR, PSDS, XOM
I can't even find PSDS.
KOS seems like an interesting ride. That was a massive dip, but it seems more correlated with the coronavirus than the OPEC shit.

>>18434469
I love that dancing cat girl gif so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:44:00 2020 No.18434582 >>18434546 Saudi isn't price-warring it down to the lowest possible price

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:44:04 2020 No.18434583 >>18434553 Still not sure, didn't opec cut 10, and opec+ an additional 10 mil? Did the g20 commit anything, or is all that wrapped into the opec ten mil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:44:38 2020 No.18434587 >>18434571 Tell me more about your BAM position. They have nice holdings, and I was thinking about increasing my position tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:44:59 2020 No.18434591 >>18434571 Fuck off with your canadian bullshit shill

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:45:09 2020 No.18434592 >>18434577 Sorry I meant PDS lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:45:24 2020 No.18434595 File: 30 KB, 300x224, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -1.11% Why us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:45:36 2020 No.18434598 >>18434587 I dunno you seem smarter than me at boomer investing which is why I asked

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:45:45 2020 No.18434601 After I sell my mro call tomorrow, what should I Yolo all in on? Rtx? More on oil tankers, or maybe tesla?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:46:30 2020 No.18434607 >>18434595 I unironically think it will either stabilize and climb back up before open or shoot the fuck up on open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:46:37 2020 No.18434608 what oil stocks to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:46:40 2020 No.18434609 https://twitter.com/michaeljburry follow him

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:48:43 2020 No.18434628 >>18434608 KOS, MRO, PDS, USO, HAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:48:52 2020 No.18434630 >>18434609 >big brain crash man tells you to buy GME >it goes down and down and then dunks He's a one trick pony.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:49:23 2020 No.18434634 >>18434601 >TSLA Buying Tesla above $400 seems like asking for it to leg down again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:49:27 2020 No.18434636 File: 165 KB, 1627x920, ForbiddenOne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434609 >advocates for Fed to buy all utilities Hmmm, let me write that one down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:51:35 2020 No.18434648 >>18434636 he made a big play at contrarian investing, but is his whole life based around being a contrarian? I skimmed through and every post was "you're doing this wrong do it my way"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:52:15 2020 No.18434653 >>18434634 Thats what I thought at 500, then it went to 6. Seems like they're doing remarkably well

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:52:21 2020 No.18434654 >>18434609 I agree with him a lot but as far as trading goes he's not going to get you anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:52:49 2020 No.18434662 >>18434648 read his investor letters from scion capital.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:53:32 2020 No.18434667 >>18434662 why?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:53:37 2020 No.18434669

How long do you stick a strategy?
Decisions can be relevant for a period of time then outpaced by things. But how do you really know if what you did is the best in the long term and what happens in between are traps.

I see people change folio every week, they close at a profit but could make way more if they held. But they never bet on the same horse. Is this addiction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:53:58 2020 No.18434672 >>18434653 I don't like touching stocks that are very obviously disconnected from their actual value. In what world is Tesla more valuable now than in January? It's madness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:54:42 2020 No.18434676 >>18434473 >>18434475 >>18434533 Seething

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Apr 13 02:56:00 2020 No.18434685 >>18434609 sounds like a socialist... but he is very forward thinking... >>18434630 i don't think you understand his reasoning for being long on GME at all..... and no it's not just for the short squeeze... you should probably lurk more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:56:11 2020 No.18434689 >>18434669 I have a TFSA where I mostly buy and hold, and then some fuck around money to keep me engaged with the market so I don't blindly drop money in and then lose everything to a crash I would have noticed if I was paying attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:56:27 2020 No.18434691 >>18434669 They are speculating. You are thinking in the long term in which the answer is a decade. If you would not hold a stock for a decade then you should not hold it for ten minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:57:24 2020 No.18434696 >>18434309 Wondering what price to place a limit order on... may shoot up start of trading and then dip during lunch... Any advice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:00:46 2020 No.18434715 >>18434696 Idk I just put in a limit order for $63.50

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:01:30 2020 No.18434720
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>>18433842
the steel company is on the TSX. Should I buy more oil? I already have some but it seems more solid than steel. Even though steel is a solid and oil a liquid, haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:01:54 2020 No.18434723 File: 66 KB, 932x550, A2COKbxD_mid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reading the comments on Investing, bulls are really delusional and stupid, Jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:02:36 2020 No.18434730 File: 35 KB, 262x1020, 259FD388-5A39-45A4-91AE-113BE9854CD3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434720 Oil will be green across the board, son. We run this board now OIL GAAAAANG WE ROLLIN OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:03:40 2020 No.18434738 >>18434723 >he uses mathematical equations to invest Lmao retard I fully operate my portfolio based upon human psychology

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:04:19 2020 No.18434746 >SHUTDOWN COULD LAST NEXT 18 MONTHS SAYS FED. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/america-should-be-ready-for-18-months-of-shutdowns-in-long-hard-road-ahead-warns-the-feds-neel-kashkari-2020-04-12?mod=home-page

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:05:40 2020 No.18434757 >>18434746 Yeah and the megacorona has left all the bees infertile and spoiled the world's oil supply, better invest in asteroids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:06:42 2020 No.18434765 >>18434275 pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:07:27 2020 No.18434775 >>18434746 18 MONTHS? Noooo. It should be over by August

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:07:36 2020 No.18434777 >>18434746 Holy shit this is bullish as fuck, opening SPY calls for 300 expiring end of week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:07:38 2020 No.18434778 File: 69 KB, 686x850, 86770A5F-7850-4AB6-93C9-1193BF5B05F9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434746 I’m a fucking neet and honestly I’m starting to go a little crazy myself, this shit is ridiculous I just want to go back to a normal life

>>	There Will Be Blood Mon Apr 13 03:08:59 2020 No.18434787 File: 194 KB, 1314x1322, Screen Shot 2020-04-13 at 3.06.42 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats this patterned called?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:09:32 2020 No.18434792 This small dip is the next big chance to get in to the bull run. Enjoy this small bear trap. >>18434787 Oil barons waking up and realizing oil is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:09:48 2020 No.18434796 >>18434778 Eh, honestly I've barely noticed a change. I forget there even is a lockdown half the time. Am I really all that isolated? I'm not even a NEET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:09:49 2020 No.18434797 >>18434598 This is the core idea of your bam trade? Another management company that's not boomers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:11:11 2020 No.18434809 File: 223 KB, 1198x1052, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why buy the S&P 500 when the S&P500 Growth has always performed better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:12:11 2020 No.18434814 >>18434738 extremely gay, you gotta trust your gut I am only down 61% this year get fucked kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:12:19 2020 No.18434815 File: 21 KB, 480x270, concern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434809 why have sex if blowjobs feel infinitely better and are more convenient?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:12:44 2020 No.18434817 File: 1.37 MB, 1516x1084, amc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL IN AMC CALLS >>18434746 no shit, that's what the delusional bulls don't get

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:13:43 2020 No.18434825 >>18434809 Because no one wants to wait years for returns you fucking retard. Except boomers.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:13:56 2020 No.18434828

>>18434797
If I buy Berkshire I have to pay currency conversion fees, so if Brookfield is at least 97% as good as Berkshire, it's better for me to buy Brookfield. I also read their CEO's letter to shareholders during the crash, and he seems like an alright fellow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:14:21 2020 No.18434830 >>18434765 Exp 4/24, we'll see how tomorrow goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:14:30 2020 No.18434832 >>18434815 They're both ETFs how is it any different in convenience?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:14:38 2020 No.18434834 I wrote U and D on the tissue I just ejerkulated into and a ton of the jizz landed on the D. -3% down confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:14:46 2020 No.18434835 Some markets have opened. Is oil green there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:16:04 2020 No.18434846 >>18434817 But after 18 months it's going to be green so the market is bullish now? That's how it works I suppose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:16:05 2020 No.18434847 >>18434809 Because value performs better than growth over the long term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:02 2020 No.18434857 File: 59 KB, 450x418, 1561534341988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434846 Yeah, priced in kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:14 2020 No.18434859 File: 95 KB, 189x194, 8uuu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when you receive the data

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:20 2020 No.18434861 >>18434847 The chart literally shows value under performing both growth and the normal S&P500 >>18434825 So why do boomers invest in the vanilla S&P500 instead of the S&P500 Growth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:24 2020 No.18434864 >>18434787 the limp cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:40 2020 No.18434871 >>18434835 Never trust ping pong ching Chong markets as a reflection of western markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:17:49 2020 No.18434874 >>18434846 https://thehill.com/policy/international/europe/492372-top-uk-scientist-80-percent-confident-a-covid-19-vaccine-could-be Regeneron is working on june antibody tests

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:18:11 2020 No.18434877 >>18434861 >So why do boomers Literally because they're boomers. Anyone sane invests in leveraged ETFs instead of pure S&P.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:18:21 2020 No.18434878 >>18434846 Not if they declare bankruptcy. I kinda wanna gamble on them but i cant see people flocking to the movies when lockdowns end. Im in jersey and we are nowhere near ready to go back to normal

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:20:09 2020 No.18434890

>>18434874
>vaccine fully tested by September, but at the same time not mass producing it in advance in case it works
At that point they might as well ask the government to subsidize mass production of the vaccine now. The US is already mass-producing vaccine candidates as they are tested so that if they're approved you can almost immediately start distributing vaccines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:21:59 2020 No.18434904 >>18434861 > 2015-2020 I said long term fren.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:22:22 2020 No.18434908 >>18434890 Just saying there are tons of solutions vying to work against the problem

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:22:33 2020 No.18434912

>>18434874
Bullish 2x

>>18434878
Bullish 1×

>>18434857
I don't get it. One of my friends said that everyone is confident that the economy will be back for some reason. But we all know it's going to be back. Are they willing to crab for 2 years?

>>18434871
But their oil stocks matter don't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:23:59 2020 No.18434922 >>18434878 a lot of the production studios have shut down or slowed production the time being. there's gonna be less movies released in theaters after covid for the time after covid, maybe 6 months - 1 year

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:25:20 2020 No.18434935

>>18434908
Vaccines are guaranteed to be part of the solution though (because this virus is going to be circulating around the population randomly until we can start getting 90%+ vaccinated). We will probably get pretty good treatments for COVID by end of year, but preventing the spread of the disease is only getting solved by vaccines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:25:54 2020 No.18434938 >>18434904 There's no such thing as value stocks in efficient markets

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:26:16 2020 No.18434939 >>18434922 Agreed. Also more and more peoole will realize how comfy it is streaming movies at home without paying 10 dollars for a soda

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:27:32 2020 No.18434948 >>18434935 Depends tho An antibody treatment would be a gamechanger

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:27:36 2020 No.18434949
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In hindsight I agree with Cramer. If you're still short on the market in the mid term you're betting against science. We might still have bad days and even bad weeks, but by the summer we'll have found something, be it a treatment, therapeutic, prophylactic, or vaccine. Once you can treat a disease it stops being scary. Market certainty goes up, stocks go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:28:03 2020 No.18434951 File: 5 KB, 250x250, 1EBCBEE7-1538-4ED6-9DB8-D9447AFED01A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434939 B... but i like the big screens

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:28:46 2020 No.18434956 >>18434922 This made me incrementally more bhllish in goog due to no slowdown on youtube while normal video productions are super delayed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:29:53 2020 No.18434963 >>18434949 Truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:33:03 2020 No.18434986 File: 31 KB, 600x330, 20160926_leh_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18434949 What don't you get about a global credit collapse? This flu is not even relevant in the grand scheme of things. The market hasn't priced in shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:33:06 2020 No.18434987 >>18434938 there is no efficient market

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:34:25 2020 No.18434994

>>18434948
The only way it gets solved via treatment alone is if diagnosis and treatment takes under a day because the issue is it spreading before you get seriously sick and then flooding hospitals. Because by the time you need treatment, you've already spread the virus to 5 other people.

>>18434949
Not necessarily. We still literally have no cures for common shit like the flu or even a lot of common colds. We can only try to reduce the duration/intensity via antivirals, and a majority of treatment is depending on you getting over it yourself instead of actually curing. Viruses are insanely hard to truly cure. That being said, game changing treatment to reduce the death rates can be done, but that will almost certainly still involve hospital stress (since they're not dying and making space).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:34:56 2020 No.18435001 File: 65 KB, 866x1300, 22833052-man-thinking-and-contemplating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Theoretically speaking, what would happen if all national debt was forgiven overnight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:36:25 2020 No.18435013 >>18434778 that's a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:36:29 2020 No.18435014 File: 44 KB, 490x507, quaker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd love to invest in yo boy Quaker, but that means going through PepsiCo. I mean oats are a solid investment. Just today I learned how to make them fast (not fast oats).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:36:36 2020 No.18435015 >>18435001 the complete and utter collapse of the monetary system

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:37:04 2020 No.18435020

>>18434986
Because you fags have been harping on about the "impeding global credit crisis" since 2012 and it hasn't happened yet. And the Fed has authorized infinite money to prevent it happening now.

>>18434994
A tamiflu tier treatment safe for use as a prophylactic is enough to make people feel good about reopening. It doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be a good enough placebo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:38:02 2020 No.18435028 >>18435001 What do you think MMT does?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:41:33 2020 No.18435055

>>18435001
Banks go under immediately because they just lost a huge chunk of federally sound reserves. And if the government forgives its own debt (aka bonds), people riot because the debt they hold is gone. Other world governments also immediately retaliate against the US because they own a shit ton of US bonds (though US entities are still a large majority holders). Dollar value would probably plummet.

>>18435020
That's because the flu doesn't cause as high of hospitalization as coronavirus (you can infect like 10x more people with the flu in order to impact the system as much as coronavirus). Though I think schools should definitely be reopened if boomers can socially distance from their grandkids and old teachers can get substitute teachers (though a majority of teachers are boomers so this is a logistical nightmare).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:41:55 2020 No.18435057 >>18434370 >o why the fuck would futures fucking tank? sunday night futures are a meme. Real traders are still on weekend vacation. Wait until 1st hour of trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:44:38 2020 No.18435079 >>18434648 >he made a big play at contrarian investing, but is his whole life based around being a contrarian? Yes. He hasnt had any success since his first one.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:45:39 2020 No.18435085

>>18434796
>I forget there even is a lockdown half the time. Am I really all that isolated?
where do you live? If you live in the citys its really noticeable. I live just outside of the city and its pretty different. I could pick 25 counties in my state where nothing much would have changed though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:45:48 2020 No.18435086 >>18434951 Build a big screen at home. 120 - 300 inch screen is easily possible with a projector. Add in a decent home theater and you are set.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:47:29 2020 No.18435097 >>18434861 >Growth? Because there are period where Value out-performed Growth. Periods which the Boomers lived through, but not Millennials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:50:15 2020 No.18435113 File: 39 KB, 700x344, iu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435085 Prince Edward County, Virginia

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:51:07 2020 No.18435120 >>18434912 Back when? It takes time to recover, especially when this shit isn't over yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:51:57 2020 No.18435127 >>18434949 i'm sure there'll be some positive developments but i strongly doubt we'll have a confidence-restoring treatment before a vaccine. science doesn't guarantee timely useful results even if you have a lot of manpower working on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:52:37 2020 No.18435135 Whats the next meme pick to all in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:53:01 2020 No.18435137 >>18435113 >Prince Edward County, Virginia >the racial makeup of the county was 62.17% White, 35.82% Black shieeeet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:01:01 2020 No.18435186 >>18435135 CARR cool stock for cool houses

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:02:26 2020 No.18435200 File: 72 KB, 4000x3530, 1582797979128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Premarket live boys!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:02:51 2020 No.18435203 File: 108 KB, 1941x739, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh shit premarket is starting. lets see how this day will go

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:03:31 2020 No.18435208 >>18434949 Yeah... that said Cramer’s not exactly bullish. He did say Thursday that his trust was done raising cash but they’re at something like 15% cash which is an amount he considers very high.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:03:59 2020 No.18435209 >>18435200 where can I see, investing.com is still showing thursday's after-hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:04:41 2020 No.18435214 >>18434874 OH FUCK ITS REGENERON??? SO GLAD I DIDNT SELL!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:05:45 2020 No.18435226 >>18434861 If you’re comparing things like SPYG and SPYV or whatever, look at what’s actually in those things. Is there much of a difference?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:06:49 2020 No.18435228 >>18435209 I use yahoo. Investing.com seems to pull odd data from places for its after/pre hours. Never really seems to equate what open is like yahoo and cnbc does.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:07:24 2020 No.18435235

>>18435137
Can confirm, lots and lots of darkies here. But most are actually pretty docile and well-mannered, despite being overwhelmingly obese. One of em gets on my nerves though, someone writing for the college paper wrote an anti-tranny article saying that trans "women" are not women. So he threw a bitchfit and complained to the office that the article had made him "not feel safe", and for about 2 months afterwards he wore this stupid T-shirt reading "Trans rights are human rights". He is also about 150 pounds overweight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:10:35 2020 No.18435256 >>18434269 oil is scary af at the moment baka

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:10:41 2020 No.18435257 >>18434874 >no vaccines for colds >no vaccines for sars We'll definitely get a vaccine for this one. What is ADE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:12:57 2020 No.18435278 >>18435235 Trannies are unironically insane and kill themselves. The best thing to do is just ignore them, but we live in clown world where doctors chop off crazy people's dicks instead of directing them to a counselor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:14:35 2020 No.18435295 got a put for 30 bucks on brent on the pump, this deal aint shit and april will be blood red, spy puts as well, so fuck you guys again

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:17:15 2020 No.18435315 >>18435298 why is this cunt trying to pump oil so hard ?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:17:23 2020 No.18435317

>>18435278
Pretty much. The area is very conservative, but it's a "boomer" sort of conservative. Lots of people here come from military families too. One of my professors (also obese and a genuine boomer) keeps a small Israeli flag on his desk next to a small American flag. Can't get more boomer than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:22:44 2020 No.18435356 >>18434269 Yes, leveraged oil certificates. Too bad the market is closed here in Europe.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:25:17 2020 No.18435380
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ATTENTION RETARDS:

Newfags let me give you two pieces of advice:
1. Lurk more (you're embarrassing yourselves with your retard posting).
2. Use google.

Don't be a cancerous faggot (You) can make a difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:28:22 2020 No.18435396 >>18435356 why dont you trade ICE ? its running as we speak, brent and wti and whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:30:38 2020 No.18435417 File: 181 KB, 1473x1492, 1530903547114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RTX ended after hours trading at $65.50 >RTX opened premarket trading at $64.71 >MarketWatch says it's down $0.19

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:30:56 2020 No.18435419 seeking alpha vs morning star vs zacks, whats best biz ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:32:24 2020 No.18435429 >>18435315 oil chads are laying the pipe to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:34:07 2020 No.18435437 >>18435228 does yahoo has a nice table view?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:34:51 2020 No.18435442 Is Robinhood so good that I should make an American Bank Account and put my money into dollars? American citizen living abroad here. Or do I just say fuck it and use an international

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:35:23 2020 No.18435446 >>18435380 >speaking about rules 1 & 2 does baby need his iddle bitty baabaa now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:38:44 2020 No.18435470 File: 97 KB, 1035x958, down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN INADEDURURA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:40:40 2020 No.18435479 Looks like Monday is a red day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:40:43 2020 No.18435480 >>18435446 Nigger you know you're talking nonsense right? You have no frame of reference here, Anon, you're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:42:21 2020 No.18435496 >>18435086 do you have any idea how expensive a good 4K projector is?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:42:43 2020 No.18435500
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preemptive reminder that RTX is a tremendous value play and you shouldn't freak the fuck out of it goes down 2% on a bad day for the market, the time horizon should be >12 months to maximize the discounted value of pratt and collins

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:55:26 2020 No.18435591 >chup boy finds a new stock that goes up, proceeds to obsess over it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:56:23 2020 No.18435603 How many hours until open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:58:09 2020 No.18435620 >>18435603 4 and a half

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:58:50 2020 No.18435627 >>18435603 see >>18435380

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:02:06 2020 No.18435643 >>18435437 No yahoo has a garbage interface. But it generally seems more accurate compared to investing.com.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:07:31 2020 No.18435672 >>18435627 You realize that now I have an obligation to just annoy you as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:08:30 2020 No.18435675 any options trader here ? im wondering whether it makes sense to have realized volatility be higher than implied volatility ? does it make sense to short VXX and buy calls on VIX right now ? ideas ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:09:30 2020 No.18435682 File: 1.19 MB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200413-020835.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 0 positive headlines = big green day

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:12:25 2020 No.18435701 File: 112 KB, 394x329, 75667876787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ahhh that SECOND Coffee of the morning where my /coffeegang/ at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:13:26 2020 No.18435712 >>18435682 literally just need some glimmer of hope of things getting better and its GREEN ALL WEEK BABY

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:13:31 2020 No.18435713
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>>18435682
wait until the market realizes the entire economy is wrecked and will stay so for the forseeable future

and that bailouts are not guaranteed profits for shareholders

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:13:58 2020 No.18435715 >>18435701 What the hell time do you wake up? >>18435682 >this tard says green It’s gonna be red. Even for memestocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:14:22 2020 No.18435717 >>18435672 lmao at your pathetic life! What are you going to do? Reply to him?! Post dumb shit?! Oh man he's going to be so ANNOYED! It's going to ruin his day! Go back to sucking on your moma's saggy teet tard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:14:35 2020 No.18435719 File: 603 KB, 1193x1080, 20200406_091511091_iOS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435701 here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:15:45 2020 No.18435725 File: 19 KB, 300x250, 774848840009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435715 eurofag here bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:15:45 2020 No.18435726 How long until the market opens dear sirs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:17:09 2020 No.18435741 >>18435725 That’s not what I asked now is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:17:09 2020 No.18435742 >>18435726 3 hours 15 mins or so

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:17:53 2020 No.18435745 >>18435725 stop waking up so late you waster >>18435726 just convert 9.30am EST to your local time, it really isnt hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:18:12 2020 No.18435748 >>18435713 no3 filter piss from sweden reporting in

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:18:33 2020 No.18435750 >>18435643 thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:20:09 2020 No.18435761 bearfags still coping ahahhahaa

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:21:04 2020 No.18435766 >>18435713 didn't all boomer sold/hold, and now it's just big investor whom already aware (more than we are) of the economic situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:22:57 2020 No.18435776 >EURO GREEN >OIL DROPPING, SOON RED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:23:04 2020 No.18435777 When is the eastern side US stock open and when western side stock become an open too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:24:06 2020 No.18435787 >>18435761 Open stock pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:24:52 2020 No.18435794 >>18435766 yup, but it's not like big investors universally have one opinion. and they are not all-knowing either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:24:53 2020 No.18435793 >>18435761 futures still look red to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:25:56 2020 No.18435800 File: 81 KB, 1000x800, 1585336592072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435745 today is a holiday i can do whatever the fuck i want

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:26:17 2020 No.18435803

>>18434877
>Anyone sane invests in leveraged ETFs instead of pure S&P.
leveraged ETFs for longterm investing? you fucking moron. i hope you actually do this, so that at 65 when you try to retire a very polite financial adviser gets to explain to you that, actually, "It might be better if you stayed in the work force a few more years."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:27:22 2020 No.18435807 >>18435675 nobody ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:28:52 2020 No.18435814 >>18435807 we don't know what any of that means dude we just click buttons and watch line go up or down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:29:23 2020 No.18435817 im trying to build up an anti-profit portfolio what would you invest in to lose money? so far im thinking Macys and Nordstrom calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:30:31 2020 No.18435826 File: 8 KB, 218x231, 1584626671435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435817 it is my theory that if you tried to actively LOSE money in the market, you would actually make profits, since market psychology

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:30:35 2020 No.18435827 File: 19 KB, 567x405, 1584508949357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >China infections rising again

>>	QQQ fanboi Mon Apr 13 05:31:12 2020 No.18435831 >>18434335 >The feels Where is my LinkPark CD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:32:02 2020 No.18435837 >>18435826 but if you made a decent money, you would try not loose it, and end up loosing it anyway

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:33:55 2020 No.18435853

>The S&P 500 is coming off its best week since 1974.

>TOKYO, Japan — Wall Street futures were down more than 1% Monday, coming off its best week in more than four decades. Shares were mostly lower Monday in Asia while crude prices held steady after OPEC and other oil producing nations agreed to cut output to reflect the collapse of demand due to the pandemic.

damn what a fucking headline

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:36:40 2020 No.18435873 >>18435827 Bobo's are unstoppable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:38:19 2020 No.18435886 >>18435826 I mean honestly if I did this would have bought 280c 4/17 back during the last big down day we had like I was thinking about and I’d have like 2.5+k in my account instead of 140

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:43:06 2020 No.18435922 >friend keeps complaining that Zoom is way too high for a company that barely makes money >owns 300 shares of Uber

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:43:20 2020 No.18435925 >>18434269 I bought a shitload of high dividend oil tanker shares. It worked out in the past.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:43:24 2020 No.18435926 /smg/ dead in euro morning, are only mutts trading stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:43:52 2020 No.18435933 >>18435926 it seems so

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:44:11 2020 No.18435937 >>18434280 It’s the anticipation of that happening. If stocks start going up bitcoin will follow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:45:17 2020 No.18435944 >>18435926 europoors can't afford stawks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:45:40 2020 No.18435946 >>18435925 What did you buy? What are your picks based on? Is TK any good? Thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:47:26 2020 No.18435956 >>18435944 it's the investment culture missing, we don't even have a decent broker

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:48:29 2020 No.18435961 >OIL IS RED >OIL IS RED >OIL IS RED >OIL IS RED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:51:28 2020 No.18435985 >>18435961 30 strike put on brent master race reporting in , i am seriously thinking of buying some vertical calls on SPY today, despite having already a put of 272

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:52:36 2020 No.18435994 >>18435946 scorpio, euronav and tsakos, thats all you need to be comfy, having said that, i dont think oil apocalypse will happen now with this new deal, not any time soon anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:00:20 2020 No.18436048 Half of my stack is in HED, should I sell at opening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:01:07 2020 No.18436054 File: 5 KB, 119x65, Picture1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435961 update

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:08:06 2020 No.18436107 >>18434859 what data.... >>18435014 PEP is a nice investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:09:18 2020 No.18436115 How do I invest in nuclear war with Chyna?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:10:28 2020 No.18436123 >>18435800 happy holiday

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:10:32 2020 No.18436125 >>18436115 buy a ticket to mars from elon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:10:48 2020 No.18436127 whats the best tranny to jerk off to, /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:11:21 2020 No.18436134 >>18435926 still a holiday in europoor, DAX still closed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:13:01 2020 No.18436144 >>18435946 Euronav. >>18435994 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:14:24 2020 No.18436157 >>18436127 yasmin lee

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:17:46 2020 No.18436183 >>18436054 Premarket?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:18:36 2020 No.18436191 >>18436183 no, market is live , its 31,3 now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:19:42 2020 No.18436198 where is that oilanon to update with his model ? im honestly curious

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:19:54 2020 No.18436200 >>18435826 I confirm that buying during the largest dips increases your chance for profit. When everyone is selling - buy When everyone is buying - sell after the first full candle

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:21:40 2020 No.18436215 GOD DAMN IT BOOMER JOE SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE GET IT TRUMP DOES NO WRONG. STOP TAKING THE GODDAMNED BAIT ANDREW!!! When do they bring el-erian on goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:22:13 2020 No.18436219 when earning reports?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:23:06 2020 No.18436229 >>18436219 it's the first result https://www.google.com/search?q=when+earning+reports%3F

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:25:15 2020 No.18436244 >>18435994 So when do you plan to close your positions then? Thanks for the suggestions anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:25:42 2020 No.18436249 was more asking about the specific date, since it seem future already pricing it in

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:26:46 2020 No.18436253 >biggest oil cut in history >oil dump you were warned anons

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:28:02 2020 No.18436263

>>18436244
i dont want to loose more money now, im already -3k usd from my initial capital, which sucks big ass, i will definitely hold my SPY put until it prints me 300 usd at least, for the brent im honestly not sure at all, i saw Aramco declared ICE - 10 usd prices for may now , which is not bullish at all, so i hope i close my put at 28-29 usd

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:31:22 2020 No.18436290 File: 251 KB, 1356x1356, 1569895924802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435926 Stock markets are closed in Europe the day after Easter, not like an American would understand ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:32:04 2020 No.18436297 >>18436290 nobody trades in this shithole or shares of this shithole anyway, t.eurofag

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:35:47 2020 No.18436329 >>18436297 was the same in USA where only boomers had stocks, all we need is something like Robinhood(to raise the interest) and 0 fees trading

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:36:05 2020 No.18436335 >>18436297 there is a reason thread(s) are this quite atm

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:37:06 2020 No.18436344 When will the market crash again ffs? I'd been looking forward to snapping up cheap stocks, but the bastard keeps recovering despite most economic activity being put on standstill

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:38:15 2020 No.18436354 >>18436335 no trading in europe, mutts still sleeping give it a couple hours and you get the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OF OIL BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:38:19 2020 No.18436356 My father told me before I start stocks, I should do a trial run. Pretend to invest, and see how much I would have gained or lost. Y'all do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:39:23 2020 No.18436362 >>18436356 Lol no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:41:43 2020 No.18436373 >>18436356 Seems like sensible advice but I ignored it because I wanted to start asap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:41:44 2020 No.18436375 >>18436356 Spoiler: you will do really good in your trial run and as soon as there are real money on the line you will lose a lot of money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:41:49 2020 No.18436378 >>18436356 In my opinion your behavior will not be the same. Better to just try with small positions and slowly work your way up if you do well. You have 20+ years to learn anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:42:04 2020 No.18436381 >>18436356 It's only useful for figuring out your broker as each is slightly different in regards to interface.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:42:34 2020 No.18436385

>>18436356
the problem with those so called "trial account" is that if you win big +80% you would wish that you put in real money, and would probably deposit money, while loosing doesn't give you any real fear since it was 'fake money', that why they offer it to bait people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:42:35 2020 No.18436386 >>18436356 what did your father say about seeking financial advice on a american anime website?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:43:11 2020 No.18436388 >>18435956 Yeah, my courtage fees are extremely high. t. swede

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:44:10 2020 No.18436400 >>18436253 what dont you understand THERE IS NO FUCKING DEMAND FOR OIL RN YOU MORON, 80% of GLOBAL GDP IS STAYING HOME

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:44:12 2020 No.18436401

>>18436356
Just watch the markets for a while, when you feel comfortable invest.

I fund my predictions when I don't actually use money are WAAAAY better than when I actually do. Start with like $100 and work your way slowly up.

Then you can start gambling

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:44:21 2020 No.18436404

>>18436356
Nah, I started small with a few hundred bucks.
Even then it's not the same experience vs when you're dealing with thousands of dollars.
The psychology is completely different and there's really no way to prepare for it without having real money on the line.
If you're intent on being an active market participant (whatever that means for you), I would advocate starting small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:44:22 2020 No.18436406 >>18436388 you cant use nordnet in sweden?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:46:28 2020 No.18436418

>>18436375
Haha maybe, but I'm only doing this with 500 dollars when I begin, I'm not gonna gamble away money that I don't have. Hopefully it works out.
>>18436378
That's sensible, but what if I am 70 years old and I will likely be dead in the next 20 years?
>>18436385
Naw I don't mean a 'trial account', I just mean saying Okay now I'll buy x stocks of this, then seeing how much it changes and seeing what I would have won or lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:49:17 2020 No.18436439 >>18436418 being a day trader at 70 lmao what a fucking stupid hypothetical

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:49:42 2020 No.18436448

>>18436356
it's simmilar to playing play money poker, which is completely different than playing real money. it's useful only in learning the mechanisms of the game, in the case of stock trading it could be better if you learn how to correctly enter and exit trades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:50:00 2020 No.18436450 >>18436418 At 70 you would not invest in stocks until it is less volatile, you might not see any returns for a while if you are unlucky

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:51:38 2020 No.18436469 >>18434489 Good I am shorting my oil tomorrow

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:51:46 2020 No.18436472

>>18436406
I'm on avanza. Just checked out nordnet. They're not great unless you're a poorfag. Their free service is only availible for traders with less than 8k. Their usual prices are about what I pay already. This year, I've probably paid 3k dollars in fees. It really hurts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:51:54 2020 No.18436473 >oil dumping oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:52:24 2020 No.18436477 ATHX IS BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:52:46 2020 No.18436489 >>18436439 >>18436450 Maybe it's not a hypothetical, and I'm just very ambitious and confident in my luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:52:57 2020 No.18436491 >>18436472 different pricing in different countries then. no fees in norway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:54:07 2020 No.18436500 >>18435496 2K$ for a good Xiaomi UST 4K that is amongst the best in its category. Even cheaper if you don't go Ultra Short Throw and just regular throw. It's fucking nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:55:34 2020 No.18436511 So put flys, call flys and iron flys are all delta neutral Are there particular advantages/disadvantages to each?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:55:39 2020 No.18436513 >>18436356 how much money does your daddy make what kinds of stocks does your daddy invest in

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:55:55 2020 No.18436516 >>18436477 Amen!! Fomod arguably expensive for 2 fiddy, where do you sell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:55:58 2020 No.18436517 >>18436356 its good advice to become familiar with the technicals, lingustic and workflow, but will not give you an edge on better trading as you will perform different with real money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:56:07 2020 No.18436519 nikkei is down 2,3 bear bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:56:08 2020 No.18436520 bruh i just want to fucking go long or short just like i used to do on forex, for some reason i can't do that on degiro the thing i'm talking about is CFD if i'm correct? cba ''buying'' and selling high, i'd rather trade daily on the stock market

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:56:37 2020 No.18436528

>>18436489
Anyone past the age of retirement should be cashing in their long term stock holdings, IRAs, or using the trickle of dividends as a supplement to income.
Getting involved in the stock market at that age might as well just be going to a casino to gamble. Long term holds won't do much for you which just leaves risky, high reward but volatile stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:57:14 2020 No.18436534 >>18436473 more like crabbing, it dumped 4 hours ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:57:27 2020 No.18436536 >>18436491 Well, thanks for the tip anyway. I might create an account and do my day trading with leveraged etf's there.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Apr 13 07:01:54 2020 No.18436566 >>18434269 I got some USO calls on Thursday. We'll see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:02:23 2020 No.18436572 >>18434335 I miss shitty punk rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjwlzs1OJcY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:02:47 2020 No.18436577 OIL IS PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:05:26 2020 No.18436601 >>18434723 Oh sweet summer child My poor naive bobo Today will hurt you and I’m sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:08:37 2020 No.18436633 File: 427 KB, 694x982, 1585306456899.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18436577 Market bulls and oil chads waking up finally. They sleep in to stay healthy unlike drug addicted bears posting all night hoping for dopamine hits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:08:42 2020 No.18436635 File: 141 KB, 1024x683, C30CD8A3-8BD5-4005-9048-BCC20CF30088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18435701 Coffeeanon reporting in, why is the 2nd cup always better than the first bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:09:53 2020 No.18436649 >>18436566 >USO calls on Thursday hehehehehehehehehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:12:47 2020 No.18436673 >>18436667 >>18436667 >>18436667 >>18436667 AHHHHHH edition

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:21:24 2020 No.18436732 >>18436517 Same for poker...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:24:16 2020 No.18436762 How many times until stock open? Open stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:27:44 2020 No.18436785 >>18436732 >>18436649 >>18436635 open stock beetch lasagna

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:28:37 2020 No.18436792 >>18436785 Two hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:30:19 2020 No.18436807 >>18436792 ty sir please hold on for see you again soon sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:38:32 2020 No.18436877 >>18434890 You will never have a medicine tested fully in shch a short timespan. At least a year in human trials to see “long” term effects before you possible inject something with unknown side effects

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:39:48 2020 No.18436889 >>18434949 Even if covid is under control tommorow we will still have a huge recession. The damage is done

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:03:19 2020 No.18437073 >>18436219 >>18435380

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