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Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

He raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"

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>>18431805
CSW sees the swinglinker

CSW: "A smart investor? Here? At last! We have much to do. You must do the needful and buy BSV sirs!"

Vitalik: "Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my scaling is complete!"

CSW: "Not true. BSV has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and one weather app. It is ready to moon on demand."

Vitalik:"Of all the characters to resurface out of bitcoin's murky early days, there is none so worthless as this scam artist! He knows nothing of making smart contracts viable!"

CSW: "Andyouknow nothing about mooning! You have demonstrated a complete disregard to even the most basic pump and dump protocols!"

Gravemind: "This one's 'mooning'... And this one's 'making smart contracts viable'... are the same."

Gravemind:(to the Linkmarine)"Sergey has promised you freedom from a wageslave existence, but you will find no salvation on this board. Those who shilled this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before."

Swinglinker: "This thing is right. Crypto is a ponzi. Ride the pumps up then get out."

Linkmarine: "Your ignorance already destroyed two of link's runs up to $5, swinger. You shall not halt another."

Gravemind: "If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the link from crashing, but first it must be arbitraged. You will pump one likely exchange, and you will pump another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this board will make us...brothers. We're all in this together."

>> No.18431942

Master chief comes in with a brick of gold in one hand and a sticky grenade in the other.
"Not on my watch..."
Master chief throws the sticky into graveminds mouth and runs back to his warthog filled with gold bricks. Rides into the sunset with Cortana
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rridXskgWg