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how to profit off simps?

>> No.18430807

>>18430796
Be a pimp.

>> No.18430827

>>18430796
Sell to someone else. The simp WILL spend for somebody else's welfare

>> No.18431051

tell your gf to make an onlyfans account

>> No.18431103

>>18430796
my coworker used to pay me to bang his wife in front of him. i made $500 doing it.

>> No.18431109

>>18430796
transition like the faggot you are

>> No.18431118

>>18430796
get a lonely one to marry you and divorce him, whore

>> No.18431130

>>18431103
No, you became a whore doing it.

>> No.18431165

>>18430796
price gouge nintendo switches

>> No.18431180
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>>18431130
i was already a whore. i'd rather get paid to have sex than do it for free

>> No.18431212

onlyfans ipo

>> No.18431288

>>18430796
Soi futures

>> No.18431305

>>18430796
>have a big dick and big brains
>find a whore willing to prostitute herself on the internet
>propose to manage all her accounts and get maximum profit possible for 40% of the income and steady source of sex
>optional: make content with her
>don’t get any feelings for the whore. Remember, YOU ARE A PIMP, and she is a WHORE. Treat her like a whore deserves to be treated, like a hole that gets to be filled with cum for other men to see and give you money. She is an object that gives you both pleasure and money, NOTHING else. If she becomes attached to you, you can fake the abusive boyfriend game to keep her around (whores love this shit) but do not in any circumstance get any real feelings for her. Fuck other bitches on her back to assert dominance and to remind yourself that she means nothing to you.


Been considering doing this for a while, that’s my plan if i am ever able to find a suitable chick. I have a big dick, 135 IW and sociopathic tendencies. Would get all the onlyfans money and invest into stocks and crypto and become a millionaire before 25.

The only problem would be if she decides to bail out and play the #metoo game and expose me. That would suck ass.

>> No.18431352

>>18431051
This. Get your white gf, thicken her up, make her fuck some bbc and post up on onlyfans.

>> No.18432262

>>18431352
damn nigga thats a million dollar idea. no joke.

>> No.18432351

>>18432262
Im a simp i spend a few hundred bucks on onlyfans a month the best is the bbw pawgs that fuck huge black dick

>> No.18432442
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>>18431051
this