/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18428765]

The average trader edition

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>>18426904

[Anonymous No.18428781]

>this volume

[Anonymous No.18428785]

where did you obtain this picture of me

[Anonymous No.18428790]

Action! Finally. I was getting a little bored.

[Anonymous No.18428791]

ITS (inhales) HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18428792]

Am I rich?

[Anonymous No.18428796]

>>18428765
Evening Star is now 3/3 unless it crabs tomorrow.

The death of the 3 week rally has been completed.

[Anonymous No.18428802]

When i wake up tomorrow, futures are going to be green. There should be absolutely no reason for it to be green tomorrow but its going to. Screenshot this

[Anonymous No.18428805]

>>18428792
anon if i were you id be cumming

[Anonymous No.18428807]

>>18428792
you tell me

[Anonymous No.18428811]

>>18428781
I am brainlet, is this a lot of volume? Or very low volume?

[Anonymous No.18428812]

>>18428802
you wish bullcuck

[Anonymous No.18428816]

BULLISH 3 BAR PLAY!

We made it guys!

[Anonymous No.18428823]

Inflation is dependent not only on money supply, but on the amount of transactions in the economy. In the current situation, people are not spending their money either because they are uncertain of the future and they want to save, or simply because they cannot physically go outside and buy something in a store. Normally the prices of everyday goods would go up with this amount of money printing we are witnessing right now, but lowering the economic activity on a massive scale has deflationary effect that compensates the inflation caused by brrrr.
One of the only commodities that does not depend on people going outside to trade it are stocks, and this explains the recent gains of the stock market - the rally you are witnessing, and may be witnessing over the next days and weeks is just an effect of inflation.

[Anonymous No.18428827]

>>18428816

[Anonymous No.18428833]

definitely green tomorrow. unless we are limit down, it is bullish.

[Anonymous No.18428837]

told you motherfuckers oil would dump regardless
fucking this hard dumping and this is the best news oil will get for a really long time

[Anonymous No.18428838]

le crab has arrived

[Anonymous No.18428839]

>tfw software engineering working from home
>tfw live with my mom because fuck landlords
>tfw making so much money that I dont know what to do with it
what do I invest in

[Anonymous No.18428842]

Is there any chart with futures volume? ToS 24 hour stocks are low as fuck volume and don't matter, and investing.com futures doesn't have volume anywhere I can see.

[Anonymous No.18428843]

>>18428751
I'm sorry fellow bull I can't hear you over the sound of my sweating!!!

[Anonymous No.18428844]

>>18428765
I look like this and am a kisses hugless virgin. How do I get a gf? I'm 26 years old.

[Anonymous No.18428845]

Lol @everyone ITT selling into this bear trap, we will have 3500 S&P500 at the end of April

[Anonymous No.18428855]

>>18428811
>can't read candles
I fucking hate this board

[Anonymous No.18428857]

>>18428802
The reason is called JP's Big PP.

[Anonymous No.18428858]

Its beginning, brebare your brappers.

[Anonymous No.18428864]

>the kike-in-charge at Blackrock just before futures open

[Anonymous No.18428869]

goddamn it

Why did I move out of -3X smallcaps and into -1X smallcaps on thursday?

[Anonymous No.18428870]

>>18428844
>work out
>read books
>befriend people at work
>be born with good genetics
>don't have brown eyes

Easy as that!

[Anonymous No.18428875]

>>18428839
The inverse S&P.

If you have time daytrade the leveraged version.

[Anonymous No.18428877]

>>18428839
>>tfw live with my mom because fuck landlords
Sometimes I think I should have done this. Even making 70k is awesome if you have almost no expenses. Alas I wanted to have sex so I moved out.

[Anonymous No.18428880]

>>18428855
where are the volume candles located

[Anonymous No.18428882]

>>18428858
Futures only say so much, this week we will see if that anon from last night is legit.

[Anonymous No.18428886]

>>18428869
list your smallcap holdings brother

[Anonymous No.18428888]

>>18428855
>i can read candles
>still poor
huh...

[Anonymous No.18428891]

>>18428855
Okay I looked, and it's incredibly fucking LOW volume. Must be holiday weekend stuff. Which means this dump isn't indicative of anything. On Monday/Tuesday when real volume returns it'll probably pump back up to bright green

[Anonymous No.18428898]

Keep seeing RTX, BAM, and NET shilled here. Should I unironically invest in these stocks? My only qualm is with BAM due to the potential collapse of commercial real estate and other ramifications of the Chinese virus like working from home.

[Anonymous No.18428907]

>>18428882
Anon from last night? Quick rundown on what he said?

[Anonymous No.18428909]

>>18428837
You have declared victory too soon, buckeroo.

[Anonymous No.18428910]

What's going on oilbros, I was told futures were up 8%? Were we too cocky?

[Anonymous No.18428916]

reminder that oil is still going to dip. remember how this market is always the opposite

[Anonymous No.18428918]

>>18428882
What did he say? Recommended buys? I can see this recovering.

[Anonymous No.18428921]

>>18428816
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.18428925]

>>18428802
I think we’re due for a few red days of “finally everyone is catching on and the market is tanking! We all knew this would happen!!”, then it should go hard green back to new highs in no time at all. The market doesn’t make too much sense for too long, that’s for fucking sure.

[Anonymous No.18428926]

>>18428891
Absolutely nothing. Just a blip in tomorrows +4%.

[Anonymous No.18428935]

>>18428844
you can just buy GF at any broker, but imagine unironically investing in germany kekies

[Anonymous No.18428938]

>>18428898
Take the O pill

[Anonymous No.18428947]

>>18428855
Kek this people are making money with brr memes

[Anonymous No.18428953]

>>18428910
Oil has so much more room to go down.

[Anonymous No.18428955]

>>18428907
Claimed to be an insider(I know...) but the jist of their posts were that we are looking at the markets plummeting rather than just crashing. As a result we going to a Crypto backed gold based currency. Then it went into religious shit. I can look for the thread if you are willing to look at what most would call schizo posting.

[Anonymous No.18428959]

ohnonono crabbros we got too cocky...

[Anonymous No.18428961]

>>18428877
i live alone AND have no expenses because i dont have to consoom everything like a fucking dumbass normie. i guess i hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.18428968]

>tfw heavily overinvested in stonks
>go take the dump
>come back to see three red bear slashes
>lost almost 5k

G-G-GUYS?

[Anonymous No.18428969]

>>18428925
It makes no sense to buy stock. Sit on cash, sit on it for a year even. Everyone knows that - 60% is due it's just a matter of when. These hedge fund brats and banky bois could get better returns simply standing on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.18428975]

>>18428955
>As a result we going to a Crypto backed gold based currency.

[Anonymous No.18428980]

>>18428886
A very small amount of RWM.
I sold a large amount of TWM, SRTY, and DRV on thursday, and decided not to fuck with leverage inverse anymore... at least until we're back in the down trend.

Of course, I capitulated at what might have been the worst time.

[Anonymous No.18428985]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD........................

We're back.

[Anonymous No.18428989]

I have puts and will profit pretty big if the market takes a bearish turn this week but most of my trading stack is in cash waiting for JP to pump us by the end of the week. If it just opens red on monday what would you guys do in my position? Buy a few short term options for the week, start to enter long term put positions, or even grab some cheap calls? I just don't fucking know. I know we will probably see the DOW testing 20k by next month but what happens between them seems so uncertain.

[Anonymous No.18428990]

How much money have you made from stocks, bros? Surely you've been beating the index.

[Anonymous No.18428991]

>>18428959
crabtards literally always come out on top

[Anonymous No.18428992]

>>18428955
>s a result we going to a Crypto backed gold based currency.

[Anonymous No.18428996]

>-2 already
Today's gonna be blood red.

[Anonymous No.18428997]

>>18428968
>tfw heavily overinvested in stonks

No don't worry bullbro stocks only go up right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha

[Anonymous No.18429003]

Buy SNAP

[Anonymous No.18429006]

>>18428802
YO HOW THAT CAT DANCE LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.18429007]

>>18428968
We are in the early stages of a pandemic that will freeze whole industries and supply chains, what made you think it would be a good idea to hold any stocks right now?

[Anonymous No.18429009]

>>18428975
>>18428992
>>18428907
>>18428918

>>18417446

Forgive me if this fails, I don't post much. But you can see for yourselves.

[Anonymous No.18429010]

>>18428955

[Anonymous No.18429011]

>>18428990
I made up my corona losses last week. At least I'm beating the index by a lot.

[Anonymous No.18429020]

jerome is loading the first pump, but he's late

[Anonymous No.18429024]

>>18428996
already reached -5%
this is just people buying cheapies with hopium now

[Anonymous No.18429033]

>>18429009
You don't have to be an insider to know that.

[Anonymous No.18429034]

>>18428955
Please do, I need some good reading for this popcorn

[Anonymous No.18429035]

you'll are about to wake up to jerome announcing another 2 trillion and saying they will now directly buy stocks. S&P 300 eod.

[Anonymous No.18429038]

>>18428989
>to pump

Pumping doesn't matter if the banks think that cash is a better return on investment. The 'good news' of stimulus and ZIRP averted a true crash and pumped it back up, now what? What good news do banks have to expect? Valuations only go down from here as we're hit by fucked-up earnings and the consequences of a consumer demand contraction.

[Anonymous No.18429042]

Any bullniggers actually know what this is?

[Anonymous No.18429050]

>>18429035
This. These red candles are priced in. Tomorrow +5%

[Anonymous No.18429054]

>>18429009
>I don't post much.
that's good, because you sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.18429059]

>>18429033
>>18429034
see
>>18429009

Right now with everything going on, who can be sure of anything anymore. Maybe he is just trying to unload his bags, fucking with people or what. We are starting the third week of April tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18429060]

>>18429042
it's called a bear trap, 2900 eod

[Anonymous No.18429063]

>red futures
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.18429065]

>tfw bought CFDs contract on S&P500
>tfw x20 leverage

NO ONE CAN SAVE ME NOW

[Anonymous No.18429066]

anyone eyeing oil stocks

[Anonymous No.18429067]

>>18429042
Volatility because of uncertainty compounded by low volume

[Anonymous No.18429070]

I am excited af to finally see something like -400 again, but real talk it still needs to go down a lot more. We need some limit down please, come on, are they just waiting for earning reports to come out tomorrow morning to really start the sell-off?

And to bulls, the oil deal was priced in. In fact, it was less than the proposed deal initially. So that means the strike was bad news. Corona is flattening, but worldwide curves show it isn't U-shaped as most pandemics are in terms of recovery even if we start recovering now, meaning unknown shut down length and unknown weeks of continual infections at these levels. Find Italy's chart for reference since asian countries are lying their ass off. Flattening is priced in, time length isn't.

[Anonymous No.18429075]

>>18428938
Based and dividend pilled

[Anonymous No.18429077]

>>18429059
I do know that money printer go brrrrrrr, and that you will never get mommies milkers.

[Anonymous No.18429082]

>he didn't sell the news
when are you retards going to learn lmao

[Anonymous No.18429092]

>>18428955
>Crypto backed gold based currency

I cant believe so many id you are falling into this meme.

Crypto makes gold inadequate. Also, guess who owns the largest gold reserves in the world? China.

[Anonymous No.18429093]

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18429095]

>>18428792
Nah, you will be down 30%

[Anonymous No.18429096]

>these futures
ahahhahahahahhaahahhahahah

[Anonymous No.18429097]

>>18429066
I too seek to invest in bankrupt companies.

[Anonymous No.18429098]

>>18429065
>x20 leverage
the best way my dude
so what if i have wrong once
next time i'm right i have it all back and more

[Anonymous No.18429102]

>>18428959
This is the perfect time to sell outs to degenerate doomer gamblers. Crab gang stay strong.

[Anonymous No.18429107]

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/oil-stocks-pump-n-dump-open

>>18429070

[Anonymous No.18429109]

WHY ARE WE RED
NO BAD NEWS
OIL DEAL
CORONA OVER
FUCK THIS RETARDED CLOWN MARKET

[Anonymous No.18429113]

>>18429098
thats not how risk management works dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.18429114]

How are my bobros doing 2night?
Looks like the boomers ran out of hopium

[Anonymous No.18429115]

Wonder how airlines will do. Over 80+% cut here.

[Anonymous No.18429119]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18429123]

>>18429038
If we open pretty red tomorrow you think I should bite the bullet and get into puts to ride the wave down? I'm just so scared of Papa Jerome...

[Anonymous No.18429126]

>>18429113
thats how you get rich

[Anonymous No.18429137]

>>18428990
I'm up 2% this year beating 98 % of yall

[Anonymous No.18429148]

>>18429114
>W-WAIT JUST GOTTA PRINT A FEW DOZEN MORE TRILLION

[Anonymous No.18429151]

>>18428823
Truth is obsolete

[Anonymous No.18429154]

>>18429123
Puts are free money if they're a few months out. We're going to rock bottom, timing is the question. Generally in recessions and depressions it is the first few months after the initial market crash.

[Anonymous No.18429155]

>>18429092
Sounded crazy too, but the more I thought about it, its essentially the same thing except currently dollars back gold(since no one officially uses it). They did say that gold would be used more or less internally while crypto would be inter-national trading.

[Anonymous No.18429158]

>>18429113
doesn't matter when you've already made a fuckton of money and can put in fractions of that over and over.

[Anonymous No.18429159]

>>18429126
no, thats how you jump off of buildings without a bunjie cord, or commit arson on a place you are still in.

[Anonymous No.18429163]

OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18429166]

>>18429109
q2 earnings coming in mass again, check them and see there will at least be 3 red days

[Anonymous No.18429168]

>>18428823
The lack of inflation in the real economy is because 99% of the cash is being dumped on private equity and bank kikes, and not into the hands of actual, average American Citizens.

Until the brrrrr actually benefits but dual citizen kikes with assets, the inflation will be minimal--except in stock prices and other assets. But at that point they will be dumping their bags on the wagies that think they are getting great deals.

Jews always win.

[Anonymous No.18429173]

>that slow raise
-3,5k loss but I'm not closing it

fuck it
after inflation 3,5k will be the cost of ONE hamburger anyway

[Anonymous No.18429180]

>>18429092
Not china.

[Anonymous No.18429186]

>>18428877
So did you have sex

[Anonymous No.18429187]

>>18429097
some of them are super cheap

[Anonymous No.18429191]

I /biz/ always wrong?

[Anonymous No.18429200]

>>18429119
That's beautiful

[Anonymous No.18429203]

>>18429154
That's what I was thinking. I think monday open if it is falling or stalling I'll just go with my long-term puts (4-6 months out) and just wait to collect gains.

[Anonymous No.18429206]

>>18429115
In the entire history of airlines they have made cumulative losses

[Anonymous No.18429207]

>>18429191
yes

[Anonymous No.18429209]

good night bullbros
can't wait to wake up to a green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18429215]

>>18429158
Which he clearly hasn't. I repeat, that is not how risk management works.
The anons that have attitudes like you are the ones that post "I am financially ruined"

[Anonymous No.18429219]

>‘This Will Be The Big Crash,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Month

[Anonymous No.18429220]

>>18429191
dat volume

[Anonymous No.18429221]

>>18429168
>99% of the cash is being dumped on private equity and bank kikes

Yes. The federal reserve so smugly dismissed concerns of Austrians and other legitimate economists because, according to the CPI, "QE doesn't really cause inflation". They neglect to mention that consumer goods aren't the only things that can inflate. Look at the stock market from 2016 - now. All inflation.

[Anonymous No.18429243]

>>18429166
THAT SHOULD BE PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18429245]

>>18429107
Interesting. I am a bit of a brainlet so can't understand it fully. Basically volatility is high so to trade there has to be greater margin requirements meaning money has to be pulled out to meet those requirements? Would make sense if so. Also means it is going to create downward momentum and spiral it down more. Nice.

[Anonymous No.18429249]

>>18429155
Don't fall into the meme. At best it's just another paper gold security but without SEC regulation aka scam.

There was a reason why gold standard was ditched. Its inadequate for modern financial systems.

[Anonymous No.18429251]

>>18428816
Is this "hammerhead pattern" actually a thing or just clown market

[Anonymous No.18429252]

>>18429109
>oil "deal" fell short
>corona just getting started
surely you can't be this retarded

[Anonymous No.18429258]

>>18429191
We are already going up nice and steady. And that's without Jerome's premarket pump.

[Anonymous No.18429259]

>>18429097
So all in on TSLA?

[Anonymous No.18429262]

HOLY SHIT MY SQQQ IS GOING TO PRINT

[Anonymous No.18429269]

There's something about this Virus. I'm not sure anyone has actually recovered immune. I think the virus just dips at the sight of antibodies, or when faced with substantially altered conditions (Why we're seeing results from zinc and anti-malarials and meme drugs). It's not gone though, merely hiding. It's why tests are always showing low antibodies and people are getting "reinfected", the virus has designed itself to disallow for biological protection mechanisms to enact themselves.

Currently bearish on Mammalian life.

[Anonymous No.18429279]

>>18429215
you can't lose more than amount purchased for with this kind of leverage. it's not borrowed/margin

[Anonymous No.18429282]

>>18429262
Your SQQQ is going to print on -1%?

[Anonymous No.18429295]

Short Zoom their gook CEO cant even speak proper English

[Anonymous No.18429298]

>>18429003
Bought snap a month ago niga

[Anonymous No.18429301]

>>18428765
Red Monday soon bros sell while you still can

[Anonymous No.18429305]

Don't get too cocky Bobros, this market is fucking insane. Monday will probably be green but earnings reports alone will crash everything by Friday. Something big related to Chink flu or oil will probably go down too and further BTFO bullcucks.

[Anonymous No.18429308]

>slow pump
if you bears are so strong - why leave?

[Anonymous No.18429313]

>>18428955
Why would the markets crash though? Everyone will be going back to work in in 3-4 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18429314]

>>18429298
Is she domming him?

[Anonymous No.18429318]

>>18429262
You do know that doesn't track DOW?

[Anonymous No.18429319]

Guys.... I DIDN'T BUY THE RALLY.

[Anonymous No.18429320]

>>18429305
>Something big related to Chink flu or oil will probably go down too and further BTFO bullcucks.

It's literally priced in, though.

[Anonymous No.18429321]

>the S&P500 is literally barting
Lmao. And I thought Bitcoin was a crazy market.

[Anonymous No.18429325]

>>18429180
Sorry, meant biggest deposits & production nr.

[Anonymous No.18429327]

>down 1% and bears are getting cocky
>Jerome is going to start printing at 9:30:05, on the dot
why do you do this to yourselves?

[Anonymous No.18429329]

>>18429305
what do you think is going to happen
>spoiler we go down more

[Anonymous No.18429333]

>>18429279
You should be making solid gains not solid losses. If you keep losing 20% in your all in one trading account you are not practicing risk management now stfu. This board is filled with kids and speculative morons not traders.

[Anonymous No.18429340]

SHORT TERM CALLS
LONG TERM PUTS
SPY 280 CALL MAY 15
SPY 280 PUT JULY 17

[Anonymous No.18429341]

>>18429329
SAY IT WITH ME
DOW 30 THOW

[Anonymous No.18429344]

>>18429314
id let her.
but he probably has a freakishly large dong

[Anonymous No.18429347]

>>18429329
>>18429321
There's no way we break the low, right?

[Anonymous No.18429348]

>global pandemic
>us deaths skyrocketing
>"w-we're gonna be green bros"

holy fucking shit bullkeks are pathetic

[Anonymous No.18429349]

>>18429329
Is that a bloomberg terminal?

[Anonymous No.18429350]

>>18429340
you're about 1 month and a week behind the curve

[Anonymous No.18429357]

>>18429350
>hindsight
Bruh

[Anonymous No.18429359]

>>18429065
you didn't actually go 20x leveraged long at the top of a nonsensical rally, did you?

[Anonymous No.18429361]

>>18429344
>but she probably has a freakishly large dong
ftfy

[Anonymous No.18429360]

>>18429347
I have SPY200 puts for august lol

[Anonymous No.18429366]

how can I get a girl to be near me

[Anonymous No.18429367]

>>18429340
Dumb as shit. We're going up another 5% then crashing this week.

[Anonymous No.18429372]

>>18429065
I'm long 13x on gold. Not via CFDs tho.

[Anonymous No.18429379]

>>18429359
>not doing naked calls on LK
See you in the moon

[Anonymous No.18429380]

>>18429313
>Everyone will be going back to work in in 3-4 weeks.
Not gonna happen.

Even in an imaginary situation where that happened and the virus was 100% gone, local consumption would be at minimum, international trade at zero, company developments and investments at zero, cash reserves running out, debts about to default.

You do realize that stocks are right now valued at the same level as a year ago?

[Anonymous No.18429381]

>>18429344
women like that care for new worth and social standing more than dong size. Dong size is what the coping females gossip about before they return to talking about the new shit big steve just bought and the poors they just rekt on a whim.

[Anonymous No.18429389]

Time for round 2, Powell-kun?

[Anonymous No.18429392]

why are we still here? just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.18429394]

/newb/ question, if i put a stop order right now, but on monday the market starts at an even lower price, the sell is thus not triggered and my stock keep decreasing?

[Anonymous No.18429402]

>>18429392

you can literally sell CFDs and play on the market crashing
then markets suffering would be your bliss

[Anonymous No.18429404]

Looks like it's a red Monday oilbros

[Anonymous No.18429418]

>>18429394
It will sell immediately at the gapped low. Then you'll likely get fucked by a green dildo.

[Anonymous No.18429419]

>>18429394
>the market starts at an even lower price
>sell is thus not triggered
bruh

[Anonymous No.18429421]

>>18429394
Yeah

[Anonymous No.18429422]

>>18429394
You can't sell unless someone else is buying from you at that price.

[Anonymous No.18429424]

>>18429404
Time to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.18429427]

which ticker on tradingview shows volume for the dow?

[Anonymous No.18429430]

>>18429404
>>18429424
I'm looking at TSX oil/gas stonks.

[Anonymous No.18429431]

it will be green by 12 tonight the recession is over everyone is positive. plus 500 by opening bell.

[Anonymous No.18429443]

>>18429245
That's the way I read it.

I think we are going down

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/market-completes-50-bear-market-retracement

[Anonymous No.18429447]

Get ready for record cases in the US on Monday. Extended weekend guaranteed under reporting of cases. This will be accelerated by same thing happening worse in Europe on Tuesday (4 day weekend) and large cap earnings starting to roll out on tue/wed.

[Anonymous No.18429448]

>3,4k loss

PUMP IT MORE JAAAAYYYY

[Anonymous No.18429451]

[Anonymous No.18429456]

>>18429447
That's some serious cope. Everybody on the street is over this virus shit. Some people will die that's life. everyone important is going back to work in two weeks who's not working already.

[Anonymous No.18429457]

>>18429366
Are you interesting in some way? Strong? Witty? Rich?

[Anonymous No.18429459]

FOREVER BULL!

STONKS ONLY GO UP!

>I don't know anything about economics or trading or investing

[Anonymous No.18429461]

>>18429347
Wave 3 is never the smallest wave and almost always the biggest wave. The only question is ES 1700 or 1450 before the Wave B bounce. Ultimate low will be 1250 or 980.

[Anonymous No.18429462]

>>18429314
99% of women at that elite level of society findom their husbands.

[Anonymous No.18429464]

why do some of you keep mentioning GUSH as a good opportunity? isn't it obvious that it ran through reverse splits?

[Anonymous No.18429469]

>>18429443
>I think we are going down
>https://www.zerohedge.com/

[Anonymous No.18429473]

>>18429262
Enjoy the bump from -20% to -19%

[Anonymous No.18429476]

you don't do a stop loss
stop loss always fucks you in the ass in the worst possible moment (aka the largest dip)

you stay awake for the entire night watching the price and manually buying/selling instead

[Anonymous No.18429482]

>>18429329
ehhhh, it started like this last week too so I could see it recovering

[Anonymous No.18429483]

And wallah, I'm back to shitposting as a bear.

[Anonymous No.18429485]

>>18429367
>up 5%
Soooo short term calls? Were you actually planning on holding options till they expire???

[Anonymous No.18429486]

>>18429456
>everyone important is going back to work in two weeks who's not working already.

Not gonna happen. Not only this is economically worse option in long term, it'd fuck up Trumps re-election.

[Anonymous No.18429487]

>>18429381
Only the wise reproduce

[Anonymous No.18429493]

Someone tell me what's going to happen to commercial real estate?

[Anonymous No.18429495]

>>18429325
nigga that shit is tiny. cant read that shit

[Anonymous No.18429496]

>>18429464
Any of those etfs fun by that company are trash. If you’re smart and can time the pump and dumps them go for it but I wouldn’t trust it.

[Anonymous No.18429498]

slowly going back green
bears will wake up butthurt as fuck

[Anonymous No.18429500]

>>18429443
zerohedge is a bunch of doomsayer bears who always think we're on the verge of collapse, even if you do take the bobo stance dont listen to them

[Anonymous No.18429501]

>>18429493
you know how Spain has a bunch of empty offices and housing projects because of their market crash?

[Anonymous No.18429502]

wake me up when the S&P500 is above 3k

[Anonymous No.18429504]

We're so close lads

[Anonymous No.18429507]

>>>5%
what makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.18429508]

>>18429498
they won't need to unless they go to bed in an hour. It's green by midnight.

[Anonymous No.18429509]

>>18429502
>wake me up
>when september eeeeennds

[Anonymous No.18429512]

>>18429464
It's not, it's the same as others telling people down a whole bunch on SQQQ to hold for weeks. use it for day trades.

[Anonymous No.18429516]

>>18429464
zoom out

[Anonymous No.18429519]

PUMP HAPPENING

I AM FUCKING SAVED BY THE BASED JEROME

[Anonymous No.18429521]

since oil is red, that means even oil tankers will be red? :(

[Anonymous No.18429522]

>>18429500
They instantly made a bobo post after the first few minutes of volatility essentially declaring victory. Now...

[Anonymous No.18429523]

>WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.18429524]

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/random-darts-beat-hedge-fund-stars-again-2019-06-26
>So how did the dart-throwing journalists do this year? “The results were brutal,” recounts Spencer Jakab of the Journal.
>The random writer picks beat the pros by 27 percentage points in the year through April 22. “Only 3 of 12 of the Sohn picks even outperformed the S&P 500 SPX, +1.44%, ” Jakab said.
>Now, consider what had been happening over the previous 12 months. A growing trade war, political infighting in Washington, dramatic regulatory changes. You might think a savvy stock picker would know how to capitalize on so much uncertainty.

is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18429525]

>>18429504
So close to what?

[Anonymous No.18429527]

Sweating yet Bears?

[Anonymous No.18429536]

>>18429262
Nice, at least you didn't chicken out and sell. Hold until green fellow bear.

[Anonymous No.18429538]

>>18429485
Fuck no. Options are for hedging. I'm long on a bunch of companies I believe will make it, and I'll buy a strong otm put for a couple weeks out on SPY when I think it's gonna blow. I don't think that day is tomorrow. We'll probably swing around and end 2% up.

[Anonymous No.18429540]

there's literally no volume

one huge transaction can dip or pump the market into extreme

[Anonymous No.18429541]

>>18429500
>doomsayer bears

Isnt the Dow down 7000 points and billions are under quarantine ?

[Anonymous No.18429545]

>>18429508
Even if it's not the 10 minutes before open pump will surly get them going again.

[Anonymous No.18429547]

>>18429516
Imagine being the person who bought in at 80k

[Anonymous No.18429548]

>>18429519
>>18429527
its a retracement

[Anonymous No.18429550]

>>18429524
This is an out of date academic debate. Random walk hypothesis depends on market participants being irrational and incapable of projecting the impact of social/political events on markets.

[Anonymous No.18429554]

>>18429521
The opposite, redd!tnigger. Aside from tankers, pipelines should also do well.

[Anonymous No.18429555]

Coronavirus news is looking good.

Regeneron will have kevzara studys done in weeks.

We are still waiting on French studies which supposedly was going to be released last week but never happened.

Regeneron's antibody treatments will be ready by summer
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/biotech-company-regeneron-chief-scientific-officer-george-yancopoulos-talks-timeline-for-possible-coronavirus/

[Anonymous No.18429557]

Well well well...

[Anonymous No.18429558]

>>18428839
Go through the each US Economic Sectors one by one and pick 3 reputable companies from each w/ > 5K employees and buy their stock

[Anonymous No.18429571]

>>18429555
My fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.18429576]

>>18429443
Agreed. but I am a tad worried about this uptick now. Jerome needs to calm down.

[Anonymous No.18429577]

>>18429557
yes, yes, buy my good goy, just buy...

[Anonymous No.18429579]

>>18429540
Yes, that's why index futures have limited utility in predicting the following day's direction. Especially so in the first couple of hours. The big volume rarely comes in until opening bell.

[Anonymous No.18429591]

>>18429541
zerohedge is the broken clock thats right twice a day, branch out where you get your news. I used to read them daily and it fucked my mentality up so bad

[Anonymous No.18429598]

>>18429269
Coronavirus is literally aids. The people who get it are absolutely fucked for life.

[Anonymous No.18429603]

>>18429392
The simulation is stuck in a loop.
We /Endless Eight/ until we get off the internet and start living life.

>>18429579
futures are shit, wait til the nikkei starts trading

[Anonymous No.18429606]

Why is Buffet still holding OXY?

[Anonymous No.18429608]

>>18429577
The Saudis will call a price tomorrow, you think it will be 22 after the deal, it will be 27-30.

[Anonymous No.18429612]

Where did the bears go?

[Anonymous No.18429616]

Right back down.

[Anonymous No.18429622]

Pls stay down.

[Anonymous No.18429623]

>>18429612
I'm still here nigger
FUCK BOOMERBULLS
and
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18429625]

>>18429487

Who dis penie genie?

[Anonymous No.18429627]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.18429630]

>mfw I thought about buying Tesla shares when they were like 200€ ages ago
I need to stop looking at the things I was close to buying...

[Anonymous No.18429633]

>aight we finna swab u fo dat rona now

[Anonymous No.18429644]

>Index dumps 0.1%
Bears come out. Jerome will pump this shit 3% in the morning just by announcing more money.

[Anonymous No.18429648]

>>18429591
Nearly everyone shills and sucks though. Watch CNBC for example, almost all of them suck. If there is actually good elvel headed non-shill sources, do tell.

>>18429598
I hate that this is true. I have it. Had it for easily over a month. The symptoms never fully go away, not completely. Comes back randomly in small bits. I hate this. How can I not be bearish when I got infected by a bioweapon?

[Anonymous No.18429653]

U shaped recovery boys and then to infinity like in Zimbabwe.

[Anonymous No.18429655]

>>18429630
look ahead. there are always opportunities that we miss. look at the stuff ahead of you that you can take

[Anonymous No.18429657]

>>18429557
What site is that?

[Anonymous No.18429660]

When is Cramer's RTX segment? I kinda wanna watch it

[Anonymous No.18429662]

FULL STATEMENT: OPEC+ has released its statement, with the initial 9.7m b/d cut for two months (May and June), and then tapering off to 7.7m b/d from July to December, and 5.8m b/d from January 2021 to April 2022 | #OOTT The next #OPEC is scheduled for June 10 (via phone call).

[Anonymous No.18429675]

>>18429644
Just wait for the currently forming bearish 3bp on the 1h consistent with the 4br on the 5h.

[Anonymous No.18429679]

>>18429655
Yeah, I'm not toooo angry about it.
Who knows if I wouldn't have sold it during a dip anyway.
I'm just looking at what I'm gonna buy next week and remembered I wanted to get Tesla back in like 2018.

[Anonymous No.18429682]

threadly reminder to always absolutely shit on normies.
keep at it and fucking make it.

[Anonymous No.18429681]

>>18429633
>have to get blood test
>hate needles
>walk into booth to get blood taken
>sexy ebony nurse like pic related walks in
>aiight you gon feel a lil pinch
>start feeling light headed
>break out in a sweat
>OOO YOU FINNA PASS OUT
>she starts fanning me with my insurance papers
>she pats my head with a paper towel
>aight take it easy you gon be alright
>she smiles at me and I thank her

Easily one of the best days of my entire life, it's the most positive experience I've ever had with a woman who wasn't my mother. I have a massive ebony fetish now.

[Anonymous No.18429683]

>>18429662

[Anonymous No.18429684]

>>18429648
al jazeeras pretty cool, bloomberg is hit or miss

[Anonymous No.18429689]

>>18429457
I work 80 hours a week. I get home from work, I drink a pour of whiskey, and I go to sleep. On my day off everything hurts and I stay in bed. I don't get paid overtime

I figure some girl might want to "buy the bottom" and pick me up while I'm in my darkest hour but idk how to find her

[Anonymous No.18429697]

I only fear that the leverage will fuck me and force sell me out when the largest dip happens leaving me with 0 monies to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.18429698]

>>18429269
>>18429598

There is a reason I'm running around with a gas mask and hazmat suit.

[Anonymous No.18429705]

>>18429633
I would nope out of there she has at least 17 different strains of hpv

[Anonymous No.18429710]

>>18429675
Except those are meaningless when you zoom out and see those gigantic cash opening pumps.

[Anonymous No.18429713]

I just masturbated to futa porn and now I'm going to go smoke weed

How's your Sunday /smg/?

[Anonymous No.18429715]

>>18428992
wtf race is this? missing link between Iranian aryan mongol and cro magnon Neanderthal?

[Anonymous No.18429718]

>>18429681
he cute

[Anonymous No.18429719]

>>18429713
>I just masturbated to futa porn

Degenerate.

[Anonymous No.18429725]

>>18429719
4chan is a bastion of conservative values

[Anonymous No.18429727]

>>18429713
i'm upset i haven't been able to smoke because my christcuck normalfag roommate has been home since the 'rona started. I always smoke when he goes home over the weekend but he hasn't in weeks.

[Anonymous No.18429729]

>>18428968
D-does this mean my puts have a chance after all guys?

[Anonymous No.18429733]

>>18429710
Sure, I'm just talking about the direction of the futures, not what it means for the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18429734]

>>18429713
I dont even know what futa is its probably avocado toast or gay sushi but glad you had a good day

[Anonymous No.18429735]

>>18429719
let him be

[Anonymous No.18429743]

>>18429719
Yes, and?

We're literally in the end times, why would you ever not be hedonist?

[Anonymous No.18429744]

>>18429729
No.

[Anonymous No.18429745]

>>18428877
how much sex dib you hab?

[Anonymous No.18429754]

>oil dips -3% to +1%
if only it could be this volatile during market hours

[Anonymous No.18429757]

>>18429487
absolutely false

>>18429555
>tfw balls deep in regeneron
I don't believe you...

>>18429598
Entirely possible that it will have lasting effects. What if it has spontaneous flare-ups like Herpes simplex viruses and human papillomaviruses? What if it has long term dangers like varicella zoster virus (chicken pox)? What if it increases risk of cancers like HPV?

What if heart and lung functions fail to return to normal as some studies suggest?

The virus that causes hepatitis B can sow the seeds of liver cancer years later. And in the months after the West African Ebola epidemic subsided in 2016, the virus responsible for that illness was found to have taken up residence in the vitreous fluid of some of its victims’ eyes, causing blindness or vision impairment in 40% of those affected.

> In infections involving the coronavirus that cause severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS), about one-third of recovered patients had lung impairment after three years, but those symptoms had largely cleared 15 years later. And researchers found that one-third of patients who suffered Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS) had scarring of the lungs — fibrosis — that was probably permanent.

from http://archive.vn/keGHK

[Anonymous No.18429761]

>4:30pm pst on a Sunday
>Thinking futures mean anything at that point

[Anonymous No.18429762]

>>18429744
Aw poo, hopefully I can at least make back half what I spent.
Fuck Jerome pumping the market, I made a perfectly safe bet it would go from 24.5 to 22.5.

[Anonymous No.18429768]

>>18428765
OIL is going down AM I FUCKED OIL BROS. I am holding MRO PSX CVX RDS.B and OKE.

[Anonymous No.18429770]

>>18429719
it isn't degenerate unless it's a futa topping a male

[Anonymous No.18429776]

>>18429681
>ebony
>someone being nice to you
>fetish
Have considered you are just lonely and fucked in the head? Were you abused?

[Anonymous No.18429777]

>Knew they would dump oil on the open to stop people out, fill positions and pump it
>Missed my entry by 0.90%

[Anonymous No.18429779]

are we getting crabbed again?

[Anonymous No.18429780]

kek, 37 with no debt other than a house. stable job,can legit retire in 11 years w/pension and medical plus a 401k. married to a woman who's 30 years old, who doesn't care for material things and I'll be honest I thank god I met her cause we get along pretty damn well and she puts up with my quirky habits/nature(whatever you call it). I'm biased as hell but she also looks pretty damn good, especially in a pair of jeans. Thanks to this virus, even though its shit, I'm able to kick back at home and get paid for it and soon I'll be 2400 richer thanks to the govt. I'm a lucky bastard I'll admit it.

[Anonymous No.18429781]

>>18429776
Yes and Yes.

[Anonymous No.18429791]

>>18429186
>>18429745
I did get a gf but not sure it was worth it

[Anonymous No.18429792]

>United States Oil Fund LP
omfg please tell me I can buy this shit somewhere

[Anonymous No.18429793]

>>18429761
>PST
out

[Anonymous No.18429795]

>>18429781
Make yourself better. Your story is not uncommon in these times.

[Anonymous No.18429798]

>>18429761
this
I've gone to bed with /smg/ full of bulls/bears and get on right before markets open to the exact opposite.
That actually happens more so than it go up/down and stay that way overnight. At least recently.

[Anonymous No.18429804]

>>18429780
>married to a woman who's 30 years old
is she a black kween?

[Anonymous No.18429806]

>>18429725
More like a bastion of degenerates who worship conservative values but being too undisciplined to act them out, taking comfort in the fact that they finally figured out life while still doing nothing and dying alone.

[Anonymous No.18429807]

>>18429792
$USO

[Anonymous No.18429808]

>>18429780
>37 years old
>Bragging about his life and young wife
>On /smg/

[Anonymous No.18429814]

>largest oil cut in history
>oil down
Them markets is rigged I tells ya

[Anonymous No.18429816]

>>18429768
>OIL is going down
what chart are you even looking at? WTI is >1% in green.

[Anonymous No.18429819]

>>18429807
Ye, I meant more like if I can find it on my broker for my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.18429823]

>>18429792
just invest in TSLA you'll lose your money quicker

[Anonymous No.18429829]

>>18429814
>>18429816

[Anonymous No.18429831]

>>18429814
Welcome to the clownmarket. Us bobos have been stuck here for weeks. Welcome to the club, mumu. Nothing makes sense, your analysis is worthless.

[Anonymous No.18429836]

OIL NEEDED TO BE CUT BY 30M BPD, THEY SETTLED ON 9.7M OF COURSE IT WILL GO DOWN YOU DUMBFUCKS

[Anonymous No.18429842]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TRUMPBUX!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18429846]

>>18429836
But oil is up 1% as of 10 min ago

[Anonymous No.18429847]

>>18429836
It SHOULD go down, but dont forget we live in a clown market. Therefore, it will go UP.

[Anonymous No.18429849]

>>18429681

[Anonymous No.18429852]

>Bears wrong AGAIN

What a shock

[Anonymous No.18429855]

>>18429819
Yeah? It's a basic bitch ETF even Wealthsimple has and Wealthsimple won't let me buy fucking Disney

[Anonymous No.18429856]

>>18429831
>buy Kroger call while they were pumping
>they immediately stop and it plummets 10 bucks in value
>lose 600 bucks
>buy puts in Dillard's while it's dumping
>Jerome pumps 2TN and it goes up 10 bucks
>lose 800 dollars
I hope this market collapses hoenstly.

[Anonymous No.18429859]

so that's what Frodo and Sam felt when climbing Mt. Doom

[Anonymous No.18429868]

>>18429859
Hobbit homolust?

[Anonymous No.18429873]

>>18429856
I'm short on Boeing. Strike 100. You have no idea how wild this ride has been for me.

[Anonymous No.18429875]

>>18429648
>Nearly everyone shills and sucks though
unfortunately, you need to get multiple perspectives and weigh how much you trust each of them. You can also other people who already do this if you trust their judgement, but that should be one of several inputs.

I have to balance out the 4chan with The Economist, FT, WSJ, NYT, CNBC, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, UBS, JPMorgan, NPR, Barron's, Cramer, El-Erian, Dwyer, Tigerbeat, Teen Vogue, etc.

>>18429808
Most of us truly never leave. 37 years old and he just hasn't yet found anyplace better than this.

[Anonymous No.18429877]

>>18429662
Thanks. Didn't need the circles though.

[Anonymous No.18429882]

>>18429873
What's the exp date?

[Anonymous No.18429883]

>two green candles
>one red
>two green
>one red
we're climbing too slow

[Anonymous No.18429885]

>>18429882
June 12th or something, idk. Down about 60%.

[Anonymous No.18429893]

>>18429713
straight shota and I may go for a walk after feeding my geckos.

[Anonymous No.18429894]

>>18429777
It isn't dumping. It is going up. and if the Aramco price is 25 or higher tomorrow it will go higher.

[Anonymous No.18429895]

>>18429886
>>18429886
>>18429886
new

[Anonymous No.18429900]

>>18429859
>>18429859
https://youtu.be/4DOKzTHaPfM?t=165
2:35-3:39
A couple weeks ago
I felt this

[Anonymous No.18429902]

why is futures volume so low?

i expected big bois to trade 24/7

[Anonymous No.18429903]

>>18429814
try and grasp how much demand has gone down
all int'l flights canceled, think of all the domestic air traffic that's gone as well.
80%+ of people no longer have a daily commute. think about how much oil that is going back into the tanks.
none of this even counts all the other shit that oil goes to.
you think 10m barrels is a significant enough cut?
lmao

[Anonymous No.18429907]

>>18429885
Jesus anon, we're going to make it.
Someday...
I'm holding off on options for now until the market stops being retarded and buying a bunch of raw oil stocks, even if it dips I'm guaranteed to make a profit in a couple months anyway.

[Anonymous No.18429910]

>>18429875
Nothing beats not having to deal with accounts, bans, or reputation. 4chan is just gonzo as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18429914]

>>18429754
It will be. Oil always jerks around all crazy even in boring market conditions.

[Anonymous No.18429921]

>>18429894
Stop cope posting when you don't even understand what I wrote

[Anonymous No.18429923]

>>18429902
Futures Jews are trying to make some quick money before tomorrows giga pump

[Anonymous No.18429934]

>>18429907
I still have 1.39 BTC (used to have 2). Panic sold the great read dildo, bought my puts with that money. Got raped. Now I'm long 13x on gold with my last 700 bucks. Lesson learned: Fuck the boomer market, stay in bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.18429947]

>>18429934
I never trusted crypto enough to invest in it, I just want to make safe gains.

[Anonymous No.18429979]

>>18429947
Bitcoin is unironically the best thing to yolo on. Been watching since 2013. After the bubble pops, it ALWAYS goes down about 80%. That's your buy signal. Shit, if you had bought the giga drop last month, you would be up 80% WITHOUT ANY LEVERAGE. Bitcoin is amazing, the volatility is basically free leverage without risk.

[Anonymous No.18429982]

>>18429836
I assume you are one of those 'QE doesn't do anything' people? The cut buys time, price will settle in to a general range from here and will move pending storage capacity hit or corona chan tapering off/quarantine measures starting to lift. It's very shortsighted to think demand will stay this low for even a few months in the future, let alone rest of the year. Investors/traders are well aware of that and will be looking to secure positions around these levels to hold for future. That is the stability the cut brings.

[Anonymous No.18430025]

In this time of retarded baseless optimism let me present you with a couple of facts that made me believe the economy could potentially tank.
>1) Any agreement made in regards to oil manufacturing and oil prices is pretty much theater at this point. Airlines are grounded, cruislines turned into death ships, and people are sitting at home not using their cars. Chinese factories are closed because nobody is ordering shit from europe and murica.
>2) China nearly completely halted their production for a month, and america is currently locked down for over 2 weeks.
>3) The fact that the american government went as far as to say that there is no limit of money they won't throw at the markets to save them is a double edged sword. If the markets start going down even after such assurance. we will inevitably see crazy ammounts of panic. The government can't realistically stop the market from crashing.
My assertion is this, the global economy has been mortally wounded, FED applied painkillers and adrenaline, economy got up ignoring the wounds, and will soon fall again because of them. FUCK BULLS, FUCK JANNIES.

[Anonymous No.18430040]

BVLL

[Anonymous No.18430048]

>>18430025
Based. My puts may expire worthless. But this is a bear market. No doubt. We just came out of the longest bullmarkets in US history and people just expect a new ATH in 3 months time? DELUSIONAL.

[Anonymous No.18430055]

>>18429982
t. clinically retarded

[Anonymous No.18430068]

>>18429814
its because the market was way too bullish about the deal. the market assumed drastic cuts would be made. instead, we got some kinda limp compromise.
price shifts are determined by the difference between what actually happens and what the market thinks will happen

[Anonymous No.18430113]

>>18430055
>cut being negotiated
u: cut won't happen
>US and Mexico do a side deal to smooth the snag
u: OPEC won't accept it
>OPEC accepts deal
u: deal doesn't matter anyway because supply
>Corona chan is not a permanent thing
u: retard

[Anonymous No.18430193]

>>18429856
Kroger did opposite of the market surprisingly. went up when everything else went down etc

[Anonymous No.18430233]

>>18430193
beacause it was an essential business, everyone was scrambling for groceries at the time at the same time as the market pump

[Anonymous No.18430291]

>>18430233
Yeah but even during the pump it was red. Was interesting to watch.

[Anonymous No.18430301]

>>18430291
true enough, I was surprised Dillard's made a 10 dollar jump even with the pump.

[Anonymous No.18430871]

All of the big banks earnings this week. Anyone else nervous this could be nightmare.

[Anonymous No.18430881]

>>18429606
so his kids can deal with it