/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18425024]

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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[Anonymous No.18425039]

>>18425024
>historic

[Anonymous No.18425047]

Bullish or bearish Monday?

[Anonymous No.18425052]

>>18425039
cite a larger production cut

[Anonymous No.18425053]

>>18425024
>Demand falls by 30mbpd
>guys we cut supply by 15mbpd

[Anonymous No.18425056]

Where my JBLU chads at?

[Anonymous No.18425063]

>>18425024
They reduced it to 9.7M bpd but wasnt the target 30M? is this an actual victory or am i missing something?

[Anonymous No.18425071]

>>18425024
I mean my puts are already worthless so I don’t really have anything to lose

[Anonymous No.18425073]

>>18425053
So, the value of oil will only go back to 50% of its real worth, instead of the 100% you want?
What’s the problem here? You’re implying that people shouldn’t buy oil stocks?
Lmao, COPE.

[Anonymous No.18425074]

>>18425047
It'll probly go up (chaotically) for like three weeks, then absolutely crater in 1-2 months

[Anonymous No.18425087]

>>18425047
Sentiment here seems to be turning bullish so most likely bearish

[Anonymous No.18425099]

>statistically the market goes up more often than it goes down

is there a reason why i shouldn't just look solely for long opportunities while day trading? feels like any statistical edge helps. obviously the current market crash is a special circumstance but i just mean in general besides these outlier situations

[Anonymous No.18425115]

People are starting to realize that the lockdowns won't end. All small businesses are about to go bankrupt. Not going to look good.

[Anonymous No.18425116]

>>18425047
consensus from twitter feels bullish but thats usually the lowest of the low

[Anonymous No.18425119]

>>18425052
the oil cut doesn't mean anything because they are still overproducing

[Anonymous No.18425130]

>>18425115
priced in

[Anonymous No.18425134]

>>18425119
>>18425039

I am seeing an uptick in retarded kids who didn't buy oil when they were told to last week. Don't try to rain on everyone elses parade because you fucked up son.

[Anonymous No.18425142]

I read pastebin, Robinhood is the best broken then yes?

[Anonymous No.18425144]

Good morning /smg/!

I have my personal account for trading memes but now I also have a TFSA (leafroth) for actually investing. What should I put in it?

[Anonymous No.18425147]

EV's here we cum

[Anonymous No.18425150]

>>18425047
Bullish, an oil deal oil, a decrease in virus and trumpbux can easily offset some bad earnings.

[Anonymous No.18425149]

>>18425099
>>statistically the market goes up more often than it goes down
Not even. 90% of the sp500 gains and drops are overnight gaps.

[Anonymous No.18425163]

ARE FUTURES GREEN?

[Anonymous No.18425167]

>>18425130
dude the market is full of autistic 14 yo's right now.
Nothing is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18425169]

>>18425134
>bought rdsa at 11euros for those sweet divies and gains. git gud

[Anonymous No.18425171]

>>18425142
I think td ameritrade is king now but but most of us are still on Robinhood since it was the best at the time we started.

[Anonymous No.18425174]

I'd just like to confirm I understand something, very new at this. FDIC insured basically means that if the banks fail, the FDIC will reimburse you for whatever your stocks are worth? In regards to brokers. If this is true, then what is SIPC insured?

[Anonymous No.18425175]

>>18425130
>priced in

[Anonymous No.18425181]

>>18425115
>All small businesses are about to go bankrupt
Holy fucking BULLISH. I'm dumping all of my money into big businesses that will fill in the gaps. We fucking /guildedage2/ here, I feel sorry for any sucker that isn't taking advantage of this gold-plated opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18425191]

>>18425099
Ok, what about the magnitude of those changes? And overnight gaps?

[Anonymous No.18425195]

>>18425163
We'll find out in a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.18425205]

>>18425174
No FDIC only applies to savings/checking. SIPC applies to brokerage accounts and their holdings.

[Anonymous No.18425213]

>>18425181
>*gilded

[Anonymous No.18425226]

>>18425142
Yes, Robinhood is best broken.

[Anonymous No.18425229]

All I've ever done is trade crypto-- I have no idea where to begin in the stock market in order to make profits

[Anonymous No.18425230]

Our best hope for the price of oil to skyrocket is to invoke a war in the Middle East
I’m voting Biden

[Anonymous No.18425233]

Which stocks are you going all in on tomorrow, ladies?

[Anonymous No.18425245]

>>18425171
The only reason I use Robinhood is because of their referral program
I have a lot of family members & friends who want to get into stocks, small time, so I help them set up an account.
Robinhood is simple & easy to use, so they like it, I get a ton of free stocks.

[Anonymous No.18425266]

>>18425175
that's the idea except you "buy" SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18425276]

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! LEGENDARY GREEN TOMORROW! BEAR MOMMIES BEGGIN', I REPEAT, BEGGIN' FOR THE BIG. BVLL. COCK. BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

[Anonymous No.18425280]

>>18425233
NI-

jk

AAL CCL JBLU RTX BA PLAY

[Anonymous No.18425286]

>>18425276
No.

[Anonymous No.18425316]

>>18425229
just buy stocks

[Anonymous No.18425317]

>>18425205
So why does it matter if my broker is FDIC approved or not? (It says Robinhood isn't)
>>18425226
What about TDameritrade hmmmm
The reddit pastebin told me TDamerica was the best (:

[Anonymous No.18425318]

>>18425245
see you again when you decide to withdraw

[Anonymous No.18425319]

>>18425006
who the hell would write a trading book that goes into close detail if they were able to make significant money on market? that's the last
thing to do ofcourse. there few good ones, japanese trader cis (presumably one of the best retail traders in the world with verified exponential $300m profits) wrote a best seller book in tokyo but he said he will not go into much detail of systems which makes sense

https://twitter.com/cissan_9984
https://twitter.com/okasanman

BoJo out of flu ICU and hospital altoghether, great news! Wonder what flu treatment he received and when he started to receive them as it seems to work quickly

[Anonymous No.18425329]

OPEC Oil cuts don't start until May/June, are 15-20Mbbl/d too little and assume the US will "cut" 3-4Mbbl/d. top kek

[Anonymous No.18425392]

Texas economy opening up by first week of May :)

[Anonymous No.18425424]

>>18425329
What you /biz/tards don’t understand is that you’re not thinking like normies. You are thinking like the autists you are.
UNDERSTAND THIS:
NORMIE NEWS SAYS GOOD THINGS FOR OIL INDUSTRY?
THAT MEANS NORMIES INVEST IN OUR OIL STOCKS
whether or not the companies themselves are successfully handling the situating.
You people need to start thinking like jews if you ever want to get ahead in life.

[Anonymous No.18425442]

>>18425024
Thoughts on JNUG?

[Anonymous No.18425446]

>>18425392
Texas is the best state in the Union btw

[Anonymous No.18425448]

>Nigeria’s oil minister says in a statement that he hops oil prices will rebound by at least $15
Pff, that would be like a 60% pump kek'd

[Anonymous No.18425452]

>>18425233
>buying now
I will hodl stocks I bought at the bottom until 75-100% profit lvls are reached, and close before I get JUSTED

[Anonymous No.18425454]

>>18425442
How invested in JNUG are you, fren?

[Anonymous No.18425462]

>>18425424
>normalfags
>invest
lol

[Anonymous No.18425465]

>>18425424
who do you think the big oil traders are? mom and pop shops?

[Anonymous No.18425467]

>>18425452
There are still plenty of cheapies out there, anon.

[Anonymous No.18425475]

>>18425454
About 11 shares in. Im just curious if I should go deeper before the Trumpbux hit.

[Anonymous No.18425479]

>>18425452
>closing
>not just moving stop

[Anonymous No.18425484]

>>18425446
*California

[Anonymous No.18425489]

>>18425475
>Im just curious if I should go deeper before the Trumpbux hit.

Hold what you already have, but stay the fuck away from x3 leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.18425490]

>>18425424
Normies aren't market movers, though. Every boomer in the world dumping their pension at once is scary, but outside of that individual investors don't really move shit.

Except Tesla. Tesla is powered by sheer fanboy autism.

[Anonymous No.18425491]

>>18425467
name 11 for every sector

[Anonymous No.18425498]

>>18425424
Normies will see red tomorrow and not invest because that's how they work. Friday oil sold off after the OPEC meeting, before the G20 was a bust and before all of this Mexico stuff.

[Anonymous No.18425500]

>>18425467
I am low liquidity from buying up, I want to buy more, but I am getting the feeling that doing so would be too greedy, my gut says it will go south late this week

[Anonymous No.18425504]

I want to turn 20k into 1m, with no effort and no knowledge. How do?

[Anonymous No.18425513]

>>18425491
>name 11 for every sector
>implying I know the markets well enough to do that

These are the stocks I'm going all in on tomorrow: DTX, NET, CARR, and MPC.

[Anonymous No.18425523]

>>18425504
Buy 20k worth of kneepads.

[Anonymous No.18425526]

>>18425442
bought it at $4
gonna forget about it until maybe june

[Anonymous No.18425530]

so is oil stock going to dip even more?

[Anonymous No.18425532]

>>18425504
Buy KOS, MRO and SHELL, unironically

[Anonymous No.18425542]

>>18425504
Invest in luckin coffee

[Anonymous No.18425547]

Why do people frown on day trading? Can't I just do one smart swing trade every day and make $100?

[Anonymous No.18425575]

>>18425547
Swing trading is not day trading, for one.

[Anonymous No.18425578]

>>18425504
Buy RTX, BAM, and NET

[Anonymous No.18425583]

>>18425504

20k worth of powerball tickets

[Anonymous No.18425590]

>>18425547
Do it then

[Anonymous No.18425596]

>>18425547
Why don’t you just buy one stock, and then sell it the next day? Is it that hard to wait?
Or do you want to be labeled as a day trader & fuck up your account

[Anonymous No.18425607]

FUCK U BULLSHITS

[Anonymous No.18425610]

>>18425547
Any time frame where you can’t collect option theta premium is a trap.

[Anonymous No.18425612]

>>18425578
The meme trifecta is guaranteed gains. Only invest in these if you want to succeed.

[Anonymous No.18425615]

>>18425583
Scratch offs would be more fun more likely to succeed

[Anonymous No.18425617]

>>18425547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

the instant you buy a stock
it will dump
the instant you sell it
it will pump

[Anonymous No.18425633]

>>18425547

that works great until you try to make a swing trade and it goes the wrong direction and then you have to choose between selling low and losing yesterday's $100 or holding until it goes back up when it might just keep going down, and trust me whichever one you do will be wrong decision, if you sell it will go back up immediately and if you don't sell it goes to 0

[Anonymous No.18425641]

>>18425532
>>18425578
Pick one

[Anonymous No.18425659]

>>18425024
>priced in the minute trump made that tweet

[Anonymous No.18425660]

>>18425578
Do this

[Anonymous No.18425662]

>>18425513
name 70 but with less than a 30 p/e ratio and US based

[Anonymous No.18425670]

Monday predictions? Green or red?

[Anonymous No.18425673]

>>18425633
So, that day you didn't make the 100. No big deal. If you did fine the rest of the week, then 400 bucks a week for no work.

[Anonymous No.18425675]

>>18425641
with $20k he could easily invest in all six and have a diversified portfolio of really surprisingly good stock picks considering he asked 4chan for advice

but if he really knows nothing and just wants to invest and forget he should probably just drop $15k into SPXL and $5k into treasuries

[Anonymous No.18425692]

>>18425633
I too have been bogged like this. Yet in the end, you keep coming back for more bog.

[Anonymous No.18425693]

>>18425641
GALT

[Anonymous No.18425697]

>>18425245
I had a deja vu because of this post. I'm pretty sure I had read a very similar post before...
is RH shilling their stuff here?

[Anonymous No.18425702]

>>18425673
Sounds so easy doesn't it?
Sounds like all you gotta do is just make the right decision 80% of the time.
Hell, I mean, it's a coin flip right?
Stocks either go up or they go down from when you buy.
So yeah man, go ahead.
Just remember us little guys when you are a millionaire, okay?

[Anonymous No.18425705]

>>18425692
Bull & Bear cocks are a fucking lie, there is only bog cock.

[Anonymous No.18425708]

Until there is a vaccine the world is fucked. Deaths go down, people go back to work, infections skyrocket, deaths go even higher!

[Anonymous No.18425717]

>>18425547
thats really smart. I'm just saying you cant do it.

[Anonymous No.18425718]

>>18425702
I have never traded before (:

[Anonymous No.18425723]

>>18425633
Why not daytrade good value stocks so if you're forced to hold you have better chance of the stock going up in the long term

[Anonymous No.18425731]

>>18425708
priced in

[Anonymous No.18425734]

>>18425697
If I was working for Robinhood, would I post THIS?

[Anonymous No.18425738]

>>18425697
probably. Fuck RH. I've been trying so hard to transfer my positions to my TD account and RH keeps blocking it.

[Anonymous No.18425743]

>>18425670
red

[Anonymous No.18425747]

>>18425723
damn buffet, is that you?

[Anonymous No.18425749]

>>18425673
Why are you arguing with these retards? Just do it

[Anonymous No.18425757]

>>18425723
Genius confirmed

[Anonymous No.18425759]

>>18425670
Green

[Anonymous No.18425761]

>>18425723
If you are going to do that, you might as well just buy and hold and write options as a method of moving in and out of positions.

[Anonymous No.18425768]

>>18425723
>Why not daytrade good value stocks
No reason not. Did someone tell you not to do that?

[Anonymous No.18425771]

>>18425723
Good value stocks usually don't have the volatility necessary to facilitate worthwhile day trading

[Anonymous No.18425775]

>>18425734
good point...

>>18425723
wow no one ever thought of that
you're a real ideas guy, anon

[Anonymous No.18425782]

>>18425670
oil deal says green
weekend wallstreet says green
bitcoin says green
trump says green
crammer is going to do a spot on RTX

red confirmed

>>18425761
that sounds like a legitimately good strategy are you sure you meant to post that

[Anonymous No.18425784]

>>18425761
just realized my county is closed tomorrow and I cant trade. I really need to stop reading biz so much.

[Anonymous No.18425785]

>>18425670
Oil goes up a bit, but doesn't moon. It subsequently dips back down as nervous holders sell for safe profits. Stop loss orders drive it down a bit further. Then probably minor increases and crabbing.

[Anonymous No.18425787]

>>18425424
That would imply that normiefags not only move the market but they also are right about it, making money. But the fact is that you are exactly the normie and you're probably going to lose money trading like a normie.

[Anonymous No.18425789]

>>18425660
>>18425612

But this guy called it the meme trifector. Sounds dodgy.

[Anonymous No.18425790]

>>18425743
I'm feeling green desu.

[Anonymous No.18425793]

>>18425771
so just buy more of the stock instead of investing $1000 invest $10000

[Anonymous No.18425801]

I'm calling it. oil is going sub 30 before it closes

[Anonymous No.18425810]

>>18425789
They're only a meme because they're actually great stocks at great prices being shilled by fellow /biz/tards so that all can prosper together. Research each stock if you don't believe us.

[Anonymous No.18425815]

>>18425782
lmao even mentioning that scam bitcoin.

NGMI

[Anonymous No.18425816]

We're not a bull or a bear market retards. We're in a holding pattern until everyone figures out how bad this whole thing will be. There will be declines but it won't be anywhere near the level it was before.
We'll figure out if we're bear or bull by next year, not any sooner.

[Anonymous No.18425818]

>>18425047
I bought SPY 278P 4/13

[Anonymous No.18425821]

>>18425782
I don’t like to shitpost. Most of the things I write I’m sincere about.

[Anonymous No.18425828]

>>18425670
green, last weeks rally started because of the 'decrease in covid cases'. Can only imagine the hard-on those hedge fund managers have now

[Anonymous No.18425834]

STRAWPOLL TIME
https://www.strawpoll.me/19758943
HIGH QUALITY SENTIMENT ANALYSIS
https://www.strawpoll.me/19758943
IT'S LIKE HAVING A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL, BASICALLY
https://www.strawpoll.me/19758943
VOTE VOTE VOTE
https://www.strawpoll.me/19758943

[Anonymous No.18425835]

>>18425801
Short XOM

[Anonymous No.18425839]

>>18425810
Thanks I won't research. Zero effort zero knowledge. I believe in you 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18425848]

I want oil to go up but give me time to buy more i'm just a poor wagie I need time generate money

[Anonymous No.18425850]

>>18425771
i've said this before and i'll say it again: you could just make a living trading only AMD. it's relatively cheap for its share price ($40-50 range), great management, cult following, positive sentiment in general, great products and revenue, already avoiding the coronavirus issue by having factories in taiwan instead of china.

it's fundamentally solid and also has huge daily volume so it's in play literally every day. i struggle to find other stocks as good as it, if anyone has any suggestions feel free to throw 'em out there, only way i get close is E-mini's but those are futures.

[Anonymous No.18425855]

>>18425821
>don't like to shitpost
you're in the wrong place my friend

[Anonymous No.18425864]

>>18425816
So are you shorting VIX?

[Anonymous No.18425873]

>>18425855
Not at all. This is the most honest place on the internet, even with the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.18425880]

I hate women. I like stocks. I feel neutral about /biz/.

[Anonymous No.18425887]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1249413366403211265

>NEW: OPEC and its allies (including Russia and Mexico) met via video chat today and finalized an agreement to cut oil production by 9.7 million barrels a day, according to multiple oil ministers who participated in the virtual conference.

well that's that, then

[Anonymous No.18425901]

>>18425839
Ok I'll spoonfeed
>RTX is undervalued and makes all the missiles the Navy uses
>BAM is a really well managed canadian asset company, kinda like a leaf berkshire
>NET is cloudflare, you should know cloudflare

[Anonymous No.18425918]

What time do futures open?

[Anonymous No.18425930]

>>18425901
>makes all the missiles for the navy
So they’re too big to fail? Alright, I’ll bite & buy a few shares.

[Anonymous No.18425941]

>>18425864
Nah, I never fuck with volatility. Too much risk since one single event can completely ruin everything. For all I know Pakistan and India will be at war tomorrow and volatility will skyrocket.
I'm just calling that, with the current circumstances and barring any major positive or negative event, we're going to be in a holding pattern.

[Anonymous No.18425950]

vaccine timeline predictions?

[Anonymous No.18425962]

>>18425930
>too big to fail
Ehh yes but they're also too good to fail, unlike Boeing. RTX makes fantastic products and owns Pratt and Collins who make fantastic products. Boeing makes shit garbage and is propped up by Congress.

[Anonymous No.18425969]

>>18425941
How do you plan to profit from your knowledge that we're going to be in a holding pattern until next year?

[Anonymous No.18425982]

>>18425918
3 hours

[Anonymous No.18425995]

>>18425950
Vaccines are hard, I believe the 18 month timeline at the least. Could be longer.

[Anonymous No.18426001]

>>18425950
Not until next year probably. Even if a viable vaccine is found, it won't be rolled out for a few months.

[Anonymous No.18426007]

>>18425962
tomahawks are a joke meme weapon

[Anonymous No.18426008]

>>18425962
What price should I buy RTX at? Never fucked with military companies before

[Anonymous No.18426009]

I really like the IQ and height pepe meme where below low and high IQ or height pepes are shaking hands. Anyone has that?

[Anonymous No.18426010]

>>18425782
>crammer is going to do a spot on RTX
Fuck off cramer jesus christ you’re going to jinx this shit

[Anonymous No.18426011]

>>18425950
NVAX is scamming people
No real, economically viable vaccine for at least a year, everyone else is selling snake oil or cutting much needed corners.

[Anonymous No.18426017]

>>18425918

6PM EDT

[Anonymous No.18426016]

>>18425930
They're a decent company but facing huge headwinds in the aviation space.

[Anonymous No.18426027]

>>18425969
Theta gang runs the crab market.

[Anonymous No.18426044]

>>18425144
XIC for TFSA
Gamble on meme stocks with your personal

[Anonymous No.18426046]

>>18425547
You can actually do 4 day trades, however you need to stop for 5 trading days (a week) before day trading again.

If you do more than that, you will be labeled a day trader

[Anonymous No.18426052]

What's the best airline to invest in right now? Should I dump AAL and pick up more JBLU instead?

[Anonymous No.18426063]

>>18426008
Anything below $65 is good, my EoY price target is $100+

[Anonymous No.18426070]

>>18425828
>Be late as fuck in testing
>have a huge backlog
>finally catch up backlog 2 weeks later than expected
>"decrease in covid cases"

Also:
>testing capacity capped at 100-120k/day with no growth for 1 week
>"we are flattening the curve!"

Also in NYS
>no upscaling in tests
>number of positive cases per test rate skyrocketing
>"we are flattening the curve"

[Anonymous No.18426082]

Posted in ded thread by accident

So I dabbled in some stonks for the first time using robinhood. I made a little bit of money (turned $200 into $250) but I don't like it. I sold everything on April 8th.

When will my funds settle, and how long does it take robinhood to deposit once you withdraw?

[Anonymous No.18426101]

>>18426082
Fuck off, pussy.

[Anonymous No.18426108]

>>18426082
4-5 business days, usually

[Anonymous No.18426126]

>>18426008
I can't find it, RTX seems to be a Danish company

[Anonymous No.18426133]

>>18426070
what's your source? CCP funded NYT fake news?
It's been already a month so NYC should have it under control. Nowhere else is half as bad as in the cities. This china hoax is a past event now, doomer. No matter how hard you try the cases wouldnt lie. It IS DECREASING

[Anonymous No.18426136]

>>18426052
spirit, skywest, jet blue, alaska, southwest, in that order. all is shit tier in comparison, look at their books and their debt. of course most nigs on biz will tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18426138]

>>18426126
Raytheon, not Rtx Telecom

[Anonymous No.18426152]

>>18426052
spirit, skywest, jet blue, alaska, southwest, in that order. aal is shit tier in comparison, look at their books and their debt. of course most nigs on biz will tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18426167]

>>18425950
vaccines will take really long time. only people that basically would benefit are high risk group, and for them especially too strong vaccine could be fatal so they need to be tested thru out. h1n1 vaccines were a fucking massive shit fest, people got chronic illnesses from them.

hence, volunteer isolation for elderly and protection of elderly houses but opening economy rather quickly otherwise is rational. with possible cases treat with antivirals and antibiotics

[Anonymous No.18426171]

>>18426070
Thanks for corroborating, I was under the same impression regarding testing bottlenecks. I have similar sentiments.

I live in a rural area, we aren't even doing testing on non-hospitalized people, despite that the local hospital is predicting an uptick of 10k of a 40k population, though that's with older models. I suspect the core of the nation is going to have a latency, but reach a point of hysteresis, we're still seeing exponential increase in case proliferation despite virtual lockdown and really loose population density.

[Anonymous No.18426175]

>>18425229
Tech stocks are the best stocks to start with.

[Anonymous No.18426183]

>>18425024
>>18425134
The time to get into oil was last month, while everyone was laughing at me for going all in it.

>everyone is getting bullish on oil
Bearish signal.

[Anonymous No.18426187]

>>18426070
Doesn't matter. Nobody can keep the lockdowns for much longer.

[Anonymous No.18426199]

>>18426175
I want Elon musks Neuralink company to go public so I can invest in it.
It’s the company that’s going to put a chip into the back of your head that will allow you to communicate with computers

[Anonymous No.18426202]

>>18426133
Just google it faggot, go cherrypick your own sources, we're at 74% of SK's test rate and we're backordered at least 80,000 tests. Testing also varies from state to state and county to county. And it's well within the realm of possibility that this worsens rather than resolves.

[Anonymous No.18426203]

>>18425782
Pretty sure cramer blessing it (again) will push the price up short term.

[Anonymous No.18426204]

>>18426183
>>everyone is getting bullish on oil
Up until a few hours ago, I couldn't find a single post that wasn't saying that oil was going to crash hard down sub $15.

[Anonymous No.18426208]

>>18424765
the mexican oil short, every year they hedge against the price of oil so they can subsdize oil income in low-price years. this year they bought puts at $49 a barrel (https://www.worldoil.com/news/2020/1/3/mexico-hedges-2020-crude-oil-exports-at-49-per-barrel)) so with sub-$20 prices they're making a lot of money. a gigantic cut would be needed to raise prices enough to offset it.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-04/uncovering-the-secret-history-of-wall-street-s-largest-oil-trade

[Anonymous No.18426219]

>>18425950
Vaccines for flus are a meme. They found a vaccine for SARs either and theyve had years.

[Anonymous No.18426232]

>>18426204
It was so fucking obvious that oil wasn’t going to go down anymore
It can only go up from here on out.
It’s not too late to invest, these late comers just won’t make as much of a profit margin as we will.

[Anonymous No.18426237]

>>18425950
Those albino mice are qt!
But that one has something wrong with its nose?

[Anonymous No.18426250]

>>18426183
Nobodies actually bullish on oil. It will cause a pump but oil companie are still going to be in the trash for years. Demand was already too low prior to the virus.

[Anonymous No.18426251]

>>18425489
I have 186 shares, getting another 14 tomorrow for the 10:1 RS that's coming up this month. Also Direxion downgraded it to a 2x

[Anonymous No.18426260]

>>18425950
Not happening.
Infected cells go brr.

[Anonymous No.18426267]

>>18426232
That's what I was thinking when I saw all the posts. I factored in the "/biz/ not being able to predict 3 o'clock at 2:30".
But still, the idea that "everyone is getting bullish on oil" is wrong. There are many posters, even after the deal was official that said "not enough! Red oil tomorrow!" even though it is the largest production cut of oil in the history of the universe.

[Anonymous No.18426275]

[Anonymous No.18426278]

>>18426232
Which broker is this?

[Anonymous No.18426289]

>>18426167
i made this gif that actually cures cov19
and makes your body resistent to 5g
and guarantees qt 3.14 gf w/ gr8 feets by tuesday

just watch until its worked

[Anonymous No.18426302]

>>18426278
RobinPoo

[Anonymous No.18426304]

Fed is still pumping? Yes.
Banks reporting record profits? Yes.
Covid cases "decreasing"? Yes
Oil deal reached? Yes
Returning to normal? Yes
Everything is still fucked? Yes
Should it be red? Yes
Green Monday confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18426307]

>>18426278
The 9-5 wagecuck Robinhood broker
I use it because it’s simple.
Some people hate it because during the collapse 3 months back, Robinhoods servers became overloaded with people panic selling who didn’t predict the dip in the market ahead of time lmao

[Anonymous No.18426319]

>>18423380
>This is a pretty good read. A bit long but with valuable info:
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/hershshefrin/2020/04/12/great-depression-economics-101-what-historical-numbers-and-charts-from-the-great-depression-foretell-about-the-economy-and-stock-market/amp/
Did anyone of you find an article that includes the effects of the multi-trillion stimulus yet? In the end, jpow is buying large parts of the economy either straight out or at least indirectly. Why is there nobody speaking about this effect?
Also in my opinion we can't compare this crisis with a structural one as we experienced with the recessions back then. If there was not fcking chink eating live wild animals we would still be on track.
All this analyses seem to be way too old school don't you think so frens?

[Anonymous No.18426337]

>>18426307
Will using it make me feel like a /biz/ chad and part of a community

[Anonymous No.18426355]

>>18426337
Yes. Don’t listen to boomers who use broker companies that were in their prime during the 80s.

[Anonymous No.18426358]

>>18426337
If you can day trade successfully with RH you will dab on 90% of this general.

[Anonymous No.18426364]

Hope we limit up for futures

[Anonymous No.18426382]

>>18425513
>MPC

Oh no no no...

[Anonymous No.18426390]

>>18426232
If it was "obvious that oil cannot crash anymore" the price would've never gone so low in the first place. Nobody's arguing that oil will not go back to 50+usd. But the global demand is going to stay down for a long time and the current cuts are not enough.

>It’s not too late to invest, these late comers just won’t make as much of a profit margin as we will.
Lfmao I've seen this before...

[Anonymous No.18426394]

TIME FOR THE FIRST OF MY DAILY 30 CUPS OF COFFEE

[Anonymous No.18426399]

>>18426358
Based.
I don’t literally day trade, but I do short term investments on Robinhood while at my 9-6 job.
On break for 15 minutes? Check my stocks & see what’s going on, make a decision, BAM, profits.
Managers don’t give a fuck? BAM, Robinhood
BAM
BAM
BAM
MONEY
MONEY
BAM

[Anonymous No.18426405]

getting into stocks has changed my perspective on how I spend money
>why would I spend $1500 on a phone right now if Raytheon is still undervalued? I could buy $1500 of RTX instead, my phone is still kinda okay

[Anonymous No.18426412]

oh FUCK!
I SHORTED OIL!
FUCK!
HELP!
HELP HOW DO I TRADE BEFORE THE MARKET OPENS?!

[Anonymous No.18426414]

>>18426390
Based & iveseenthisbefore pilled

[Anonymous No.18426433]

>>18426412
You're an idiot for shorting anything.

[Anonymous No.18426436]

>>18425024
Will gold go up or down? I'm long with leverage and I think it's likely to smash the resistance. What do you guys think? The only way gold drops 5% or more is if we get another margin call cascade with SPY tanking.

[Anonymous No.18426439]

>>18426412
>BZZZZZZZZT
>BZZZZZZZZT
>Yes, it’s me.
>You sold?
>Putin, King Saud.
>finish the deal.

[Anonymous No.18426452]

>>18426412
>Leaving such a dangerous trade open.
>Over the weekend, before a possible huge trade deal

[Anonymous No.18426457]

I'm going to be buying OKE and DFEN on Monday.

What about you guys?

[Anonymous No.18426460]

>>18426433
SHUT UP AND HELP ME
WHAT DO I DO?!
OIL IS GOING TO FUCKING GO THROUGH THE CEILING
EVERYONE SAID THE DEAL WITH PUNY!
TINY! OIL TANKED ON THURSDAY!
DEMAND IS STILL SO LOW!
HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?

[Anonymous No.18426467]

>>18426319
There is a fundamental problem... the economy is fucking closed. That would seem to be a fundamental issue.

[Anonymous No.18426470]

>>18426457
I'm going to DCA into my TFSA with BAM and learn more acronyms to annoy people with

[Anonymous No.18426485]

>>18426457
I'll be eating my losses as everything that has no reason to go red, does.

[Anonymous No.18426488]

>>18426171
Shut up you lying cunt, this is a nothingburger invented by the FAKE media and the do nothing dems to sabotage president Trump

[Anonymous No.18426501]

>>18426399
This sounds fun. How much do I typically need to invest? It sounds like a grand time to watch the stocks go up and down and take a little risk with my spare money.

[Anonymous No.18426507]

>>18426488
BUY STOCKS, INCEL

[Anonymous No.18426511]

>>18425053
Weren’t they going into the meeting with the goal of cutting 10mil?

[Anonymous No.18426513]

>>18426390
But the long term outlook still remains the same. If you plan on hodling XOM/CVX for 5/10/20 years then you still have more than enough time to load up.

[Anonymous No.18426515]

>>18426412
Trading before the market opens is only for big-time traders, not peasants like us.
Just eat your losses as soon as the market opens or hold and hope shit doesn't go even worse for you in the long-term.

[Anonymous No.18426516]

>>18426202
>SK. A country that's smaller than most state
they all live in a compact city space which is not the case in 90% of US. People are fine outside NYC
>some states don't test as much
good. because they don't need to
>possibility
buzzword. we heard it from beginning but now even Fauci himself admits he's wrong. Economy can open in May

[Anonymous No.18426519]

>>18426412
IT IS FUCKING PRICED IN. OIL IS UP 50%. EVERYONE SAW THIS COMING. NO BODY IS FLYING OR DRIVING.

[Anonymous No.18426521]

>>18426460
Because Trump's tweet is more powerful than the deal. You are trading the tweet not reality exactly like last week.

[Anonymous No.18426544]

>>18426521
>/biz/tards actually use graphs and mathematics to invest instead of human psychology
This is why they will never profit.
Just look at tesla. It’s not even a decent company. That stock is 100% powered by meme energy.

[Anonymous No.18426546]

>>18426515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

[Anonymous No.18426547]

>>18426412
>Trump tweet
This unironically holds more sway over how the market will react than anything actually in the market.
Oil is GOING to moon now.

[Anonymous No.18426548]

>>18426439
Bogdanoffs are easily top 5 organic memes. Only one that comes close is spurdo

[Anonymous No.18426573]

>>18426519
this, oil opens flat

[Anonymous No.18426586]

>>18425169
>RDS.A, 15% withholding tax to Dutch Government
NGMI

[Anonymous No.18426596]

>>18426573

[Anonymous No.18426597]

>>18425504
All in GUSH.

[Anonymous No.18426598]

>>18426467
But why are no economic "scientists" adapting to that situation and it's parameters? They simply extrapolate their stupid homo oeconomicus bullshit again without including what actually happens. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.18426599]

>>18426573
Oil would open flat but with the tweet it will pump hard.

[Anonymous No.18426600]

>>18426208
why didn't all the other countries just buy puts?
why is mexico the only proper oil country in the world?

[Anonymous No.18426609]

am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.18426614]

>>18426470
BAR

[Anonymous No.18426624]

>/biz/ about to be taught another "sell the news" lesson

[Anonymous No.18426634]

>>18426609
>1000+ shares of oxy
>no fang
No

[Anonymous No.18426638]

>>18426599
again, what kind of idiots do you guys think are the big dogs in oil trading?

[Anonymous No.18426641]

>>18426598
Because their models predict off past behavior, this is just completely unprecedented. Too many variables with the governmental response and the virus. Anyone making any predictions right now is talking bullshit, they just connect it to previous events because it is the best they can do.

[Anonymous No.18426657]

>>18426599
This is oil futures, retards do not trade oil futures, the last pump off the tweet was pricing in the meeting and the cut, institutional investors have literal teams working this shit out, they have insiders. That's why it's priced in.

[Anonymous No.18426666]

>>18425039
This is the largest production cut in history by far.

[Anonymous No.18426672]

>>18426460
Nah, 10 mbpd cut is mostly priced in. 10-15 cut was the most probable scenario set by WS.

[Anonymous No.18426683]

Yo I'm an american citizen I just happen to live elsewhere, can I still use robinhood

[Anonymous No.18426688]

Small cap is ready to moooon

[Anonymous No.18426693]

[Anonymous No.18426702]

>>18426683
Yes

[Anonymous No.18426711]

>>18425115
>lockdowns won't end

Have you read the news? Trump is planning to reopen the economy soon in spite of the risks.

[Anonymous No.18426721]

>>18426641
Obviously that's how things are. But if I were a prestigious scientist I would not publish articles where all I write is bullshit. I would publish nothing.
Better do nothing than something completely wrong.
All these scientists can't be that stupid or as much of attention seekers.
They can't be.
Can they?

[Anonymous No.18426724]

When do you ideally take profit?
100% minimum?

[Anonymous No.18426734]

>>18426702
Wanna make out?

[Anonymous No.18426735]

>>18426693
WHAT IS bpd?

[Anonymous No.18426741]

>>18425818
I have SPY 300C 4/15.

[Anonymous No.18426755]

>>18426457
DFEN sucks, rather go for individual ones without the BA anchor and other civil sectors.

[Anonymous No.18426754]

>>18426735
gallons per week

[Anonymous No.18426765]

China will be forced to pay reparations for unleashing this virus on the world. America will be seeking compensation from China for all existing COVID relief measures. America will come out of this by securing it's sole superpower status for the next 100 years. SPY 400 by EOY. Trump will go down as the greatest president ever. Not surprised if term limits are extended to allow him to stay on for next 20 or 30 years.

[Anonymous No.18426773]

>>18426711
oh yeah I heard he wanted to reopen by easter at some point, we'll see how that goes

[Anonymous No.18426777]

>>18426754
kek

[Anonymous No.18426783]

>>18425498
>before all of this Mexico stuff.
No, Mexico raising a stink happened during market hours and turned a small intraday sell the news dip in to a -10% or so rout. The deal was also far from complete on Thursday and there was some derisking going on there as well. Futures price should rally some off this deal confirmation for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.18426784]

>>18426693
Nice. Everything will pump because of this.

[Anonymous No.18426785]

>>18426711
Stfu i am so sick of autistic retards like you with your "much risk", the virus by the numbers was and is a complete farce. NOTHING dr. Asshat said was correct, nothing the media said was correct, everything was BY THE NUMBERS fake and gay. Now dilate, faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.18426787]

>>18426721
Welcome to economics, it's a fucking hard thing, literally predicting the future. The best they have is educated guesses.

[Anonymous No.18426790]

>>18426765
>China will be forced to pay reparations for unleashing this virus on the world
Who is going to force them?
This will be a pretty interesting scenario.

[Anonymous No.18426794]

>>18426735
benis penis dick

[Anonymous No.18426805]

>>18426790
The entire world led by Trump. Trump is already alluding to it will all his tweets by calling it the China virus. Majority of people already blame China for this virus. China will have no choice but to pay back Europe and USA for all the damage they have done to world economy. China really has no other choice.

[Anonymous No.18426810]

>>18426785

[Anonymous No.18426819]

>>18426787
>Welcome to economics, it's a fucking hard thing, literally predicting the future. The best they have is educated guesses.
All I see is predicting nothing. Not even close. Just stupidly extrapolating some statistics. Probably even by using excel. That's neither guessing nor educated at all.
That's not science.

[Anonymous No.18426835]

In this clown market, why not just trade strangle and straddles on everything?

[Anonymous No.18426840]

>>18426810

[Anonymous No.18426856]

>>18426783
Oh yeah, mexico was gonna stop OPEC+ from, reaching a deal.

[Anonymous No.18426858]

>stop testing
>death stats disappear
>everyone stops panicking
>virus dies because it feeds on attention
why didn't america do this instead?

[Anonymous No.18426864]

So fucking cartel is allowed now or what?

[Anonymous No.18426865]

>>18426741
may the best man win

[Anonymous No.18426890]

>>18426586
He yurofriend

[Anonymous No.18426891]

>>18426864
Allowed where?

[Anonymous No.18426897]

so it is actually 19 mil or 9,7 mil cut ? do we expect a moon mission tomorrow on oil? because my puts on brent cost me a lot

[Anonymous No.18426909]

>>18426864
Who's gonna stop it? You?

[Anonymous No.18426913]

>>18426382
Fuck, what do? Should just invest in MRO instead?

[Anonymous No.18426921]

>>18426819
It's hard to do experiments as well, you can't exactly have a control economy. The economy is, at its core, the result of intertwining of human emotion and natural constraints. We can't even figure out why we get sad sometimes, we won't figure out when the next recession or bull run will happen until it's staring us in the face for the same exact reasons. Figuring out one person is complicated, figuring out how 7+ billion will is impossible.

[Anonymous No.18426929]

>>18426897
sell the news, nig

[Anonymous No.18426937]

>>18425047
Dunno about monday but the rest of the month... what's that one song by drowning pool?

[Anonymous No.18426943]

>>18426735
Barrels per day. An oil 'barrel' is 42 gallons.

[Anonymous No.18426950]

IT'S GONNA BE.

A.

BVLL.

SVRGE BAYBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BVLL BVLL BVLL!

[Anonymous No.18426956]

>>18426805
>China really has no other choice.
Well, they could simply do not so.
Easy as that.
Most of the biggest companies on the planet have huge assets in china and would have to write them off completely.
But that is nothing compared to everybody in the rest of the world that wants to do big business in the biggest und fastest growing market in the world. No politician could survive their anger.
So in the end - china will pay exactly nothing.

[Anonymous No.18426969]

>>18426735
WHAT IS google?

[Anonymous No.18426986]

Gonna have $5K to add on the 15th, what should I pick up?

[Anonymous No.18427008]

>>18426986
To add to this, I mean

[Anonymous No.18427038]

>>18426956
You realize if the entire world blacklisted China then they would no longer be the biggest and fastest growing market in the world, right? China would be one of the poorest nations on earth if America cut them off. China only exists because Europe and America allow it to exist. If reparations are not paid then there will be huge pain in China. Trump is already pushing for this. He also has the american public backing since anti china sentiment is the highest it has ever been. The second the covid crisis is under control you will see a significant shift towards blaming china and more talk of reparations. China doesn't pay then they face severe sanctions from Europe and America. CCP will collapse the next day.

[Anonymous No.18427042]

>>18426921
>It's hard to do experiments as well, you can't exactly have a control economy. The economy is, at its core, the result of intertwining of human emotion and natural constraints. We can't even figure out why we get sad sometimes, we won't figure out when the next recession or bull run will happen until it's staring us in the face for the same exact reasons. Figuring out one person is complicated, figuring out how 7+ billion will is impossible.
I won't argue with that. I think the same way.
>figuring out how 7+ billion will is impossible.
So what are they doing then? Of course they could describe how things went after they happened and probably even explain it. But they should not publish articles on how the future will be.
At least the author of the forbes article stated that he was not predicting the future to be fair. They should do so all the time.

[Anonymous No.18427043]

>>18426956
really hope this causes a new wave of racism in the world. we get what we deserve for investing in a 3rd world shit hole and giving them the keys to the kingdom, now we're paying for it. this mess is all because we let china use their funny money to buy up real estate and stocks in other countries and get majority shareholder status so they can force these companies to build in china and give them their IP. everyone who wanted the quick easy profits has now fucked us all in the long run because we made deals with FUCKING INSECTS AAAAAAAAAAAA

yes im mad.

[Anonymous No.18427045]

>>18426702
Also could you tell me how

[Anonymous No.18427046]

>>18426904
>>18426904
>>18426904
new

[Anonymous No.18427050]

>>18426724
on long term investments, yes. if it is short term speculating with stock, 10 to 20% is fine. if you speculate with options, idk.

[Anonymous No.18427054]

>>18425134
>>18425119
>>18425150


I'm completely new to investing and was advised by someone in a past smg to buy UCO as a leveraged bet on oil increasing in price. The person who recommended it said, however, that it "resets" every day so it's not a long term hold. What exactly does this "resetting" mean? How would one ideally trade this?

[Anonymous No.18427084]

>>18426624
>>18426929
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.18427093]

>>18426840

[Anonymous No.18427098]

>>18427008
Hollllly fuck man. Seriously? Have you ever considered not investing in literal shit? The dividends are a warning sign man, no company can afford to give out that high of a divvy. Even REITs, MANDATED BY LAW to give out super high yields, only give 4-10 percent. RDS is ok, everything else has a coinflip chance of going to zero.

[Anonymous No.18427101]

>>18426986
>>18427008
RTX, NET, BAM.

[Anonymous No.18427105]

If bobo doesn’t get serious very soon I’m calling spy $400 before winter

[Anonymous No.18427240]

>>18427008
Add AM. 50% divy

[Anonymous No.18427264]

>>18426711
I've watched all of the trump press statements and there is zero evidence of that happening "soon".

[Anonymous No.18427268]

>>18427240
are there any stocks with over 100 percent div yield rn, i want only the best once to buy

[Anonymous No.18427285]

>>18426784
Probably no, weekend futures are at zero.

[Anonymous No.18427307]

I want to keep it simple as I'm starting a Roth, is just pouring everything into something like SCHX or SCHG with a small amount of SWISX reasonable?

[Anonymous No.18427308]

>>18426683
No.

[Anonymous No.18427339]

>>18426897
9.7M. The rest is a combination of wishful thinking for outside opec cuts and shale bankruptcy. Nothing going past the expectations = no moon.

[Anonymous No.18427348]

>>18427307
If you don't want to stock watch and do lots of research, just put it in an index and forget it. You're far safer that way.

[Anonymous No.18427360]

>>18426519
This is going to be the exact thing as SPY where people just won't let the doomsaying go and it will still do this quasi-V shaped recovery thing until it plateaus at about the middle between its February and April prices about 35-40 a barrel although its highly dependent on whether or not China and Europe goes apeshit on economy reboot and then oil can do 80 by December not even kidding

If economies stay stagnant then oil will drift back down to about 25-30 around June.

[Anonymous No.18427386]

>>18427268
yeah there's a few

[Anonymous No.18427402]

>>18427348

Got it, thank you.

[Anonymous No.18427433]

>>18426765
>>China will be forced to pay reparations for unleashing this virus
god damn some of you are stupid

[Anonymous No.18427437]

>>18427008
OKE bro are we gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18427542]

>>18427348
SCHX and SCHG are basically index funds

[Anonymous No.18427653]

>>18425056

Right here

[Anonymous No.18427817]

>>18426548
> Bogdanoff likes your insta

[Anonymous No.18427929]

not any new news on the oil, this was already a sealed deal last week, Mexico just needed a little bitch slap.
the on paper cut is nowhere near what is needed
also, as far as I know, no one got any commitments out of the misbehaving Saudis so the 10M cut is going to be offset by their continuation of the price war tactics like flooding. I'm feeling a baby bull by room temp IQ ""investors""" that use headlines to make purchase decisions, followed by a nice bear reality setting in on markets. We will see 20 again boys

[Anonymous No.18428367]

>>18426519
You better close them shorts right at 9:30. Any later and you’ll start bleeding massively. All that scared money that pulled out or waited for the weekend to pass in case the deal failed is about to pour in.

[Anonymous No.18428423]

>>18427929

Oil price will rise for sure. Not sure how much.
So is tesla too much good news during holidays people will buy HARD!

[Anonymous No.18428464]

>>18428423
yeah, but TESLA is the meme fad zoomer pump stock of choice. Oil isn't sexy, even if you have more paying attention to it.

Yeah, OIL will rise in short run, same way anything does after """good news""" that the very very smart headline readers act on every Monday

[Anonymous No.18428475]

One minute until the greenest oil future in the history of the market.

[Anonymous No.18428613]

>>18428475

so gay right now