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[Anonymous No.18415306]

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>>18413066

[Anonymous No.18415317]

fuck you

[Anonymous No.18415321]

>John 15:12
>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.

[Anonymous No.18415331]

>>18415321
i luv u :) hehe

[Anonymous No.18415337]

Trumpbux coming in. Lot's of people with money and a market that is rocketing up. Monday will be good.

[Anonymous No.18415357]

Buy oil bitches, last warning

[Anonymous No.18415370]

>He thinks there will be a V recovery

[Anonymous No.18415378]

>>18415357
why do you call people bitches?

[Anonymous No.18415381]

>>18415357
I have
everyone says it going to tank hard on monday / will tank in the next two weeks

I'm scurred.

[Anonymous No.18415388]

I better get my coronabux before the next dip, I want to buy some puts with it

[Anonymous No.18415392]

>>18415370
>he thinks stonks are allowed to go down

[Anonymous No.18415405]

>>18415357
finna buy some 1 cent MRO options and sell for a dollar
$10k here I come

[Anonymous No.18415406]

>>18415321

[Anonymous No.18415411]

Who else /The Passion of the Christ watchparty/ here? Honestly better than most Easter church srrmons desu

[Anonymous No.18415418]

>>18415392
Buy SPY 280 calls expiring in 2 months
Buy SPY 280 puts expiring in 6 motnhs
GG EZ

[Anonymous No.18415419]

>>18415337
I keep checking my account. Where’s my money Donny?

[Anonymous No.18415424]

>>18415270
>Oil will return no matter what. Just relax and buy more
this.
only risk is contango.

[Anonymous No.18415427]

>>18415418

[Anonymous No.18415428]

>>18415406

[Anonymous No.18415440]

>>18415424
you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon

[Anonymous No.18415442]

>>18415428

[Anonymous No.18415453]

>>18415440
>you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon
how soon?
how much cheaper?
What leads you to think that would be the case?

[Anonymous No.18415472]

>John 5:24
>Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

[Anonymous No.18415484]

so what's the current situation with coronachan? we still habbening or we back to nothingburger yet? when is this horrible nightmare gonna be over?

[Anonymous No.18415487]

>>18415440
>you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon
that's gambling. we all saw what happened when trump tweeted. a new deal could be announced any time soon or in weeks. when there is a new substantial deal that effects the price like really, eg 10 dollars up, then you have no time left to buy in.
don't get me wrong i don't say that this WILL happen any time soon but i can imagine it would. trump really needs the price much higher.

[Anonymous No.18415506]

>>18415484
It's over when the governments decide it's over. The real virus will be over when a vaccine is discovered or herd immunity is achieved.

[Anonymous No.18415519]

>>18415484
The current model the white house is following is proving to be terribly wrong, so it's clearly going to last a while longer.

[Anonymous No.18415524]

>>18415453
I'm not trading oil because it's more speculation than investment, but I wouldn't expect it to spike in price until Vlad and MBS get what they've wanted from the beginning: US oil producers going bankrupt. Until then, I don't see any signs that they're desperate to cut in any substantial way. And the OPEC+ cartel isn't exactly reliable, OPEC members pump more than they agree to if they think they can get away with it.

>Trump needs the price much higher
Really? His base isn't going to vote democrat because the oil fields are suffering. And even though he does want it higher, how much can he really influence MBS and Vlad? Any more than just getting a token cut? Remember that Saudis sent their tankers to us right before the OPEC+ meeting was to take place. They were sending over a ton of oil regardless.

>>18415506
>when a vaccine is discovered or herd immunity is achieved
I've seen no evidence to suggest either of these things are likely

[Anonymous No.18415527]

>>18415506
when is everyone being forced to go back to work do you guys think? are they just going to keep pushing back the deadline and if so for how long?

[Anonymous No.18415538]

>>18415484
it hasn't even killed barely any people
but it slaughtered the early 2020 vibe that we had going

[Anonymous No.18415542]

>>18415472
>People that wave picket signs on the street. Ugh has anyone ever drove by and gone, "Oh yeah, you've convinced me. Well now I've altered my fundamental beliefs."

[Anonymous No.18415566]

>>18415519
didn't the numbers get brought down from like 100-200k to like 60k? has that changed again at all? if anything it seems more and more like this was a huge overreaction, i hope the hospitals got enough stuff to handle when everyone eventually gets it when we're forced back to work though.

[Anonymous No.18415569]

I’ll just leave this here

[Anonymous No.18415585]

>>18415569
What a fuck is that? Venezuela is pumping?

[Anonymous No.18415590]

>>18415566
This is just preparation for the second wave so everyone knows what to do when 750 million people have it

[Anonymous No.18415591]

>>18415569
Is this valued in Venezuela bucks?
Can we see it adjusted for hyperinflation?

[Anonymous No.18415599]

>>18415585
You can’t be this fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.18415600]

>>18415527
6 months to say the least. Thanks China. Well done. You fucked the system up.

[Anonymous No.18415606]

>>18415524
Saudi Arabia and Russia cannot sustain oil prices at $20 a barrel for much longer. Their entire GDP is based off of Oil exports. Eventually this pissing contest will be over and everything will return to business as usual. What does it matter if Oil goes from $20 to $10 when it's eventually going to be $50+ again easy?

[Anonymous No.18415631]

>>18415606
>going to be $50+ again easy
oil demand has completely collapsed, the price war isn't the only factor. This will end, but likely they can hold out until they've achieved their goal to some extent. There's only been one bankruptcy so far.

[Anonymous No.18415632]

Is it just me or would a taxable account where you collect long term capital gains be more tax efficient than a tax-deferred account where you will be taxed as regular income?

[Anonymous No.18415635]

>>18415585
>>18415590
>>18415591

[Anonymous No.18415644]

>Matthew 9:11-12
>When the Pharisees saw this, they said to His disciples, “Why is your Teacher eating with the tax collectors and sinners?”
>But when Jesus heard this, He said, “It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick.

[Anonymous No.18415649]

>>18415527
I expect early openings in less affected areas in May. Most stuff back in business by mid June. Flattened curve or no flattened curve. It'll be madness if governments try to draw it out longer than that.

[Anonymous No.18415651]

>>18415566
No. They revised it down, but haven't started revising back up. This thing clearly has a longer tail than they modeled. Compare the expected numbers for italy with what we are seeing now. According to them Italy should be seeing a rapid drop off in deaths, but that hasn't happened yet. The model shows at most 21k dead with a rapid drop off, but it's currently at 19.5k and 5-600 still dying daily. Expect a longer tail with a high chance of flare ups as soon as things start to open again.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/italy
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus

[Anonymous No.18415653]

>>18415306
Reminder of who wants the economy and country shut down. Repent bears.

[Anonymous No.18415654]

>>18415569
>Coming to a city near you.

Wait till the goyim find out the Fed is going to start buying up stocks with their made up money..

[Anonymous No.18415656]

>>18415524
>I've seen no evidence to suggest either of these things are likely
They don't matter anyway. There is no cure or survive it's go to work now or later.

[Anonymous No.18415659]

I already went all in on RTX. Thinking of using my Trumpbux to go all in on NET, BAM, and CARR. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.18415660]

>early projections said up to 95% of cases were asymptomatic
>so far every early projection has been wrong
hmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18415664]

>>18415606
>when it's eventually going to be $50+ again easy?
it will never be this high ever again from now

[Anonymous No.18415672]

>>18415649
how do we deal with the likely huge influx of sick people that will come from it, though? are we gonna build more hospitals?

[Anonymous No.18415677]

>>18415631
I didn't say Oil is going to $50 tomorrow. American shale companies will go bankrupt but majors and some small caps that aren't involved in expensive extraction methods will be able to survive in the near term and see substantial appreciation. In 2 years you will see the Oil companies that increased substantially from this point in time and think silly for not buying when Oil was still in the $20's

[Anonymous No.18415690]

>>18415664
>oil
>will never be
>above $50 a barrel
>ever
>again

Shitposting, right?

[Anonymous No.18415692]

>>18415664
>Oil will never be this high ever again
Yeah and I'm sure there will never be another war again either. Keep dreaming anon Oil will 10000% be worth more than $50 a barrel again

[Anonymous No.18415693]

>>18415660
I think the opposite is happening and this is much worse than is let on. 85% of people get over it on their own, which means 15 fucking percent need hospitalization, which is an absurd number. I have no idea how bad that gets when the hospital is maxed out, but I can't imagine it's a good thing

[Anonymous No.18415703]

>>18415484
4chan is about as nothingburger you're going to find considering the demographics.

A 1% mortality rate is pretty bad, that appears to be best case. I'm not sure how to argue that point, but you wouldn't want to be in a room full of a hundred people knowing that someone is toast, some are going to need hospitalizations, and many are going to be close to death.

And though the mortality rates for younger people are inconsequential thus far, the need for hospitalization for 20-40 year old's is alarming. All things considered, you really don't want this thing. Obviously there's the economic trade off which is monumental but it's important to keep a logical perspective.

[Anonymous No.18415716]

I have 3 apple stocks. How i go sell?

[Anonymous No.18415737]

>>18415716
>he wants to sell tim apple

[Anonymous No.18415742]

>>18415654
>Venezuelan economy, food supply, and rule of law are good comparisons with the US

>>18415690
When was it last $50 a barrel?
It's entirely possible oil demand never recovers to what it was, but eventually we'll have to get some inflation so maybe $50 a barrel. We HAVE to right?? We can't get stuck in the deflationary spiral forever... right?!?!

[Anonymous No.18415751]

there some demon inside me not allowing consciousness be dulled even in slightest

[Anonymous No.18415759]

>>18415751
hit the other half of that bottle of rum did we?

[Anonymous No.18415762]

>>18415716
If billy has 3 AAPL and suzy has 30 AAPL, how financially ruined are they

[Anonymous No.18415764]

>>18415742
>When was it last $50 a barrel?
like...all of 2017-2019 except for a dip in December of 2018.

And that's without any middle eastern wars

[Anonymous No.18415767]

>>18415751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIu1goYDLtY

that happened to me last week
it's the disease
gotta power thru

[Anonymous No.18415773]

>>18415751
woke

[Anonymous No.18415777]

>>18415569
Currency go down.
Rock market go up.
Always watch the DXY, this is the redpill.

[Anonymous No.18415787]

what do i say to a girl after we match on tinder? since I'm not supposed to say "hey"

"greetings" never works so what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18415788]

>Matthew 3:17
>And a voice from heaven said, “This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.”

[Anonymous No.18415792]

>>18415751

[Anonymous No.18415796]

>>18415787
if you absolutely can't think of anything to say, just hit her with the
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and see what she says

[Anonymous No.18415800]

>>18415787
Try
Hey bby u want some fuk?

[Anonymous No.18415801]

>>18415787
>"greetings" never works so what the fuck
I can't imagine why.

>>18415796
Decent.

[Anonymous No.18415803]

>>18415672
There's no evidence that the extreme measures taken would have had a more significant impact than just people self practicing social distancing, staying at home if compromised, enforcement of wearing masks when outside, and shutting down mass travel/ or heavy screening for travel. Right now est. deaths in the US will be 60k by the end of the season, less than a bad flu season. Shutting down everything for that was completely unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.18415805]

>>18415677
What do you think about sand suppliers for the fracking industry (e.g. SLCA, SND). They seem like they're trading awfully cheap now, assuming things can stabilize over the next year.

[Anonymous No.18415820]

>>18415569
I'm sure all other countries will inflate their currency to keep the dollar stable. To risky for the reserve to inflate.

[Anonymous No.18415830]

What are some promising pharma stocks to buy into RN? I am just using play money and trying to learn the market but I still want to invest in something promising--even if it's just fake and for fun at this point.

[Anonymous No.18415831]

>>18415805
They are zombies and will not exist in their current form in 90 days.

[Anonymous No.18415839]

>>18415406
Like raping kids. Baste

[Anonymous No.18415843]

>>18415830
Don't invest in Biomemes; the entire sector is fraught with insider trading; you can't beat the house.

[Anonymous No.18415849]

I'm not sure how to look at oil right now. The market seems to go up on even the tiniest, thinnest good news. The OPEC meeting might still be considered good news, even if the cuts are mediocre.

[Anonymous No.18415860]

>>18415831
I hope by that you mean that they are going to evolve into an even more powerful form...

[Anonymous No.18415868]

>>18415805
I'm not touching anything related to Shale not sure what the sand companies will do (other than pound sand) if no one is fracking at all. Small caps have had value obliterated across the board, regardless of if they are in shale, offshore, deep water etc. I personally think that small caps not involved in shale are undervalued. Unless they have issues like over leveraging when Oil was high, I think a decent amount will survive and see large appreciation

[Anonymous No.18415869]

>>18415631
which one is the Bankruptcy you mean? do you wonder any other?

[Anonymous No.18415878]

>>18415849
Won't last and you don't want to time the market.

Wait for May

[Anonymous No.18415886]

Wait a minute.
A bunch of USA energy businesses going bankrupt due to low oil prices.
That's bad right?
Like.
Not only does that make us dependent on energy from other nations, but that's also a lot of jobs lost and that's also a lot of money that US companies are not longer bringing into the country.
Not just Trump, but is everyone okay with this?
I mean, whether you are on the left or the right, any politician is part of government, and government's power is that they can play with tax money. And if US isn't making money on oil, that seems like a lot less tax revenue that they can barter with as politicians.
You would think that everyone would be interested in making sure that the US energy sector doesn't go bankrupt.

So...
why is like...
no one...uh...
you know...
no one seems concerned about US energy firms going belly up?

[Anonymous No.18415889]

am I wrong to think consumption taxes are literally the devil's work

[Anonymous No.18415890]

>>18415868
I say go for large cap oil only. Every investor knows those companies will survive, and when oil goes back up (which it will), they will be printing money. If anything, that's what I expect to happen even if the OPEC deal causes oil to drop. People will buy large cap thinking its a steal at those prices, then it will go up anyway.

[Anonymous No.18415893]

>>18415849
The production cuts are kind of a meme. Until China and others ramp up their factories gain 100%, there will be a demand shortage that cannot be fully solved by production cuts alone. Yes production cuts will pump the price but things won't return to normal until the global economy starts ticking at full speed again

[Anonymous No.18415894]

buy ship operator stocks

[Anonymous No.18415903]

>>18415843
Makes sense. I imagine it's volatile when meme patents for this or that come out and people play the public off for free money. Any other 'promising' but basic shit you can throw my way. Not asking for your moneytrains just something I can watch and try and learn.

Any of Bill Gate's companys that are looking at vaccines available/about to pump?

[Anonymous No.18415905]

>>18415860
Short of a bailout, they will go into bankruptcy and their assets will be bought up by large caps. Stock holders will be BTFO.

[Anonymous No.18415906]

>>18415890
what is the threshold for large market cap?

[Anonymous No.18415909]

>>18415889
any tax is the devil's work

[Anonymous No.18415911]

>>18415894
Like which ones?

[Anonymous No.18415913]

>>18415890
Im throwing a thousand or two at small caps. Majors are a guarantee but the right small caps will 10-20x

[Anonymous No.18415916]

>>18415911

oceanex

[Anonymous No.18415917]

>>18415893
Don't forget the huge stockpiling happening now. Even if everything is back and running the stockpiles must go first before countries pay for new expensive oil.

[Anonymous No.18415918]

>>18415764
>he doesnt know why that dip happened in 2018
>im supposed to think he knows what hes talking about

[Anonymous No.18415920]

>>18415903
You've been warned: ATHX and CEMI.

[Anonymous No.18415924]

>>18415918
I'm all ears, big guy

[Anonymous No.18415936]

>>18415918
>>18415924
Here's a graphic Reuter's whipped up

>>18415886
>no one seems concerned about US energy firms going belly up?
the fuck are you talking about?
You don't read the papers?

>>18415777
>The dollar index
>for Venezuela
never seen anyone else here use the dollar index.

>>18415869
here:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-whiting-petrol-bankruptcy/u-s-shale-company-whiting-becomes-first-major-bankruptcy-of-oil-price-crash-idUSKBN21J5KS

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-banks-energy-assets-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-banks-prepare-to-seize-energy-assets-as-shale-boom-goes-bust-idUSKCN21R3JI

[Anonymous No.18415943]

>>18415690
>>18415692
i'm not shitposting, there is literally zero reason for oil to return to that high again. fomo in if you want but the gains will be low and take years.

[Anonymous No.18415944]

>>18415936
>>no one seems concerned about US energy firms going belly up?
>the fuck are you talking about?
>You don't read the papers?

what I mean, is that no one seems to be doing anything to make it go up other than hoping that everyone else stops producing oil.

[Anonymous No.18415956]

haha I hope she responds

[Anonymous No.18415960]

>John 6:20
>But He said to them, "It is I; do not be afraid."

[Anonymous No.18415964]

>>18415839
kek

[Anonymous No.18415968]

>>18415913
Probably, but the risk is definitely higher.

[Anonymous No.18415970]

>>18415886
priced in

[Anonymous No.18415976]

>>18415936
also
>Arab Spring
>Iran Sanctions
>Libya civil war
I guess I just have a hard time imagining that this global Pax Americana since Trump became president will last forever.

[Anonymous No.18415977]

>John 6:20
>But He said to them, "It is I; do not be afraid."

[Anonymous No.18415980]

why do people act like the fed is some kind of shadow government or something crazy and completely separate from the united states government

[Anonymous No.18415989]

>>18415917
.... The stock piles are strategic reserves..

[Anonymous No.18415994]

>>18415980
people really like the bbrrrr meme.

[Anonymous No.18416005]

>>18415306
What happens to the markets on Monday?

[Anonymous No.18416009]

>>18415980
because the federal reserve is in no way shape or form part of the federal government lol

[Anonymous No.18416010]

Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, BAM

[Anonymous No.18416014]

>>18415980
Because it is you dipshit

[Anonymous No.18416024]

>>18415989
They are also very cheap oil that a country that needs money for other things right now will tap into immediately. An oil crisis and a recession are a dangerous combo.

[Anonymous No.18416029]

>>18415803
Keep hearing this argument. The numbers are low BECAUSE OF the measures taken.

[Anonymous No.18416040]

>>18416029
This. It's a bit retarded to say 'wow it's a nothingburger' when it's a nothingburger because we've destroyed our economies to make it that way.

[Anonymous No.18416044]

Jerome just came to my house and priced me in. It was great.

[Anonymous No.18416047]

first wave of govt checks got sent today!!

[Anonymous No.18416064]

>>18415830
Just google coronavirus healthcare stocks. Try ABT and BSGM to get you started. I actually have $100 in BSGM just as a gamble. If you're going to play trade, the only worthwhile way to do it is keep yourself posted on any news related to these stocks and watch the volatility/overreaction.

[Anonymous No.18416069]

>>18416047
I hope I get mine Monday.

[Anonymous No.18416073]

>>18416005

[Anonymous No.18416078]

I bought SPY at 250 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.18416085]

>>18415890
can you name some large caps?

[Anonymous No.18416090]

>>18416064
I see, that's good insight. What news source would you recommend that's reliable, or do you have to piece your knowledge up from allover the place?

[Anonymous No.18416095]

>>18415803
at the time extreme measures began there were not enough masks for even the medical workers and no plans or resources for mass testing or screening. the USA was unprepared so lockdowns were the only option available.
they may be able to turn the mask supply issue around by june, screening will probably take longer because the government is incompetent

[Anonymous No.18416112]

>>18416069
I hope I get mine this week or least by Tuesday. So I can screw the credit card company outta charging me interest. I mean it won't be a big deal either way but still. Less I gotta pay the better.

[Anonymous No.18416138]

20 minutes to movie night! Tonight's feature is... Twinke Toes (1926) I guess
>>18415751
Curse of the Tea-Totaller (tm)

[Anonymous No.18416147]

>>18416090
I like Benzinga, you can tailor your own watch list, it will send you email updates which are insteresting.

[Anonymous No.18416171]

>>18416138
>Twinke Toes (1926)
bro what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18416182]

>>18416085
Dude just look at any Oil and Gas company in the Fortune 500. $XOM $CVX $BP $RDS-B $HAL to name a few

[Anonymous No.18416192]

>>18415980
what makes you think the fed has any accountability to the US govt?

[Anonymous No.18416210]

>>18415357
Completely new investor here. What is the best way to buy oil on a brokerage? What ticker?

[Anonymous No.18416214]

>>18415742
>Venezuelan economy, food supply, and rule of law are good comparisons with the US
I haven't seen toilet paper on a store shelf in about a month, so...

[Anonymous No.18416218]

>>18416171
It's a Colleen Moore feature, I wanted to find The Loved One (1965) or Brideshead Revisited (2008) even though the latter is bad for Easter, but no dice so we're breaking out Ms. Moore

[Anonymous No.18416223]

>>18415653
>Easter Worshipers

[Anonymous No.18416225]

whats the global demand for natural gas right now?

[Anonymous No.18416231]

>>18415943
>zero reason for oil to return to that high again.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-14/peak-shale-how-u-s-oil-output-went-from-explosive-to-sluggish

[Anonymous No.18416234]

>>18416210
UVXY

[Anonymous No.18416235]

>>18416210
You can't just buy Oil straight up. I don't understand the commodity market but if you want to trade crude you need to trade futures which I have never looked into. Largest US company by market cap is $XOM, next is $CVX they perform essentially the same so buy one or both really won't change much

[Anonymous No.18416240]

>>18416225
Natural Gas is schizophrenic. Don’t dance with her.

[Anonymous No.18416251]

>>18416225
cremation

>>18416218
I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to the lads
if they wander over to my house and catch me watching a film called "twink toes" it's probably gonna be all fucked up

[Anonymous No.18416255]

>>18416225
Something happens every winter.

[Anonymous No.18416256]

>>18416225
prolly about as low as its been in the last decade tbqhwu

[Anonymous No.18416268]

>>18416073
piney

[Anonymous No.18416275]

can we just time skip to monday already fuck

[Anonymous No.18416281]

>>18416251
>if they wander over to my house
turn them away at the door while wearing a full hazmat suit and gasmask
t. just did this with my nu landlord who is trying to evict me end of may so he can try to flip a house into the greater depression

[Anonymous No.18416285]

What is the play if this is the year that the world collectively gets tired of China's shit?

[Anonymous No.18416290]

>>18416275
This is your brain on day trading
Aren't there derivative markets open anyway?
t. boomer investor

[Anonymous No.18416297]

Movie night movie night get in here! This one will be good unironically I promise, the Moore movies are always funny. Pretend it's called Cutie Flapper Dancing or something

[Anonymous No.18416299]

>>18416210
Sign up with Ameritrade and buy the stocks yourself.

XOM is a somewhat safe long bet.
UCO is a leveraged ETF, it tracks the price of oil and doubles exposure to the action. However it resets daily, typically you don't want to hold it long.

[Anonymous No.18416302]

>>18416290
not till tomorrow evening

[Anonymous No.18416305]

>>18416299
>Should have said:
UCO longs oil.
SCO shorts it.

[Anonymous No.18416318]

>>18415484
The grand China hoax is over now. Fauci himself admit entire country would be normal in 3 weeks. Monday huge gap up green bull market run

[Anonymous No.18416325]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.18416333]

>>18416225
The supply of the stuff has become almost unsustainably high w/ relatively static demand. It gets a little bump in cold weather IIRC.

[Anonymous No.18416337]

>Luke 22:19-20
>And when He had taken some bread and given thanks, He broke it and gave it to them, saying, “This is My body which is given for you; do this in remembrance of Me.”
>And in the same way He took the cup after they had eaten, saying, “This cup which is poured out for you is the new covenant in My blood.

[Anonymous No.18416341]

>>18416325

very

[Anonymous No.18416345]

>>18416325
Short Michael's arts and crafts

[Anonymous No.18416347]

>>18416231
>oil price goes down->marginal suppliers produce less oil->oil supply decreases->oil price rises->margins suppliers produce more oil
US shale becoming a marginal supplier was a game changer.

[Anonymous No.18416357]

>>18416285
Look into US companies that will henceforth take on the supply of goods generated from China pre-Covid.

[Anonymous No.18416361]

>>18416318
Next week Trump announces Covid-19 is a bioweapon and then delcares war on Chyna. He waited until after Easter to do this.

[Anonymous No.18416379]

>>18416361
That would be pretty damn based

[Anonymous No.18416391]

>>18416357
Seems like a long play. I am a bit worried that Coronachan may be the first domino in a crazy sequence of event that is going to have us in a cold war state. Pretty sure China is not going to let companies pull out easily.

[Anonymous No.18416401]

>>18416325
all that GDP growth down the drain!

[Anonymous No.18416454]

>>18416225
This >>18416333 is correct. And quality numbers. The natty does move upward on long range weather forecasts in autumn if the meteorologists are saying colder than normal winter incoming. Outside of weather, the price moves on supply relative to seasonal average, seasonal expectations. And on technicals; there is a lot of speculative trading with natty just due to the inherent volatility.

[Anonymous No.18416465]

>>18416361
I wish.

[Anonymous No.18416478]

>>18416361
But the obese are more susceptible. 50% of Americans are obese. What is the play here?

[Anonymous No.18416493]

I bought SPY at 250 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.18416495]

>>18416361
>war with china
>dow 40,000

[Anonymous No.18416499]

>>18416401
the bingo industry in ruins
mothball conglomerate dissolved
wheel of fortune ratings down to zero

[Anonymous No.18416511]

>>18416285
>>18416391
>he doesn't know

We've been in a cold war with China for several years now, and it has only just ramped up under the Trump presidency. America built China at the expense of its manufacturing and intellectual property. Previous administrations failed our country with egregious trade imbalances in favor of China, which destroyed the American middle class. Fortunately when Trump came along he decided to put a stop to it all by starting a trade war. Meanwhile, to force China's hand the administration funded the Hong Kong riots, which pressured China into accepting a deal with the US. Both the riots and losing the trade war made China look weak. We backed China into a corner and they reacted. The so-called first domino you fear already fell when China released a bio-weapon on the West and proceeded to silence doctors and knowingly allow infected to travel out of Wuhan. War with China is imminent.

[Anonymous No.18416531]

>>18415424
nearly all cars and electricity will run on battery powered in 5 years, who exactly is going to be using oil long term.

[Anonymous No.18416559]

>>18416499
you don't even want to look at Matlock futures right now

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416567]

>>18416531
I think theres probably going to be more growth of food in buildings in the center of cities reducing the need for transportation of food which I think will also reduce need for oil.. society really is working their way away from oil

[Anonymous No.18416622]

>>18416567
fuck cities

private high cost elite arcologies are the future

[Anonymous No.18416624]

>>18416531
>>18416567
Let’s see, planes, yes all of them.
Shipping Vessels , mainly how we get cargo.

Airplanes use so much fuel it’s ridiculous, you’re not wrong on the whole moving towards sustainably, but there will be a need for oil, until after we all die.

[Anonymous No.18416643]

>>18416531
>>18416567
>>18416622
>>18416624
We're soon going to take our battery powered flying cars to organic vegan urban farms.

[Anonymous No.18416647]

>>18416624
The problem is amounts. Toothpaste is also made from oil, but most of the oil is used in cars and tractor trailers.

[Anonymous No.18416679]

>>18416493
Like the stock itself? It's good if you're like 50 and you want to go full boomer.

[Anonymous No.18416688]

>>18416647
Here comes the battery powered container ship.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416699]

>>18416624
>Let’s see, planes
one day we'll probably have tunnels circling the world (hyper loop) where the travel will be cheaper and faster than planes with more departure/arrival options.

>Shipping Vessels , mainly how we get cargo.
Also could be shot through tubes. Also some of that cargo is food.. circling back to growing food in a building in center of city where you can control its environment and be more efficient.

[Anonymous No.18416707]

>>18416688
3d printing
vertical farms
electric powered logistics

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416715]

>>18416688
will probably be more hydrogen powered ships

[Anonymous No.18416749]

>>18416707
>>18416715
I thought this was a stock market general, not a science fiction general.

[Anonymous No.18416751]

>>18416643
This graph would make more sense to post if it had the price adjusted to inflation. Like it basically just says "resource dug out of the ground gets used" well derp my man but what is the price this is a /smg/ thread on a /biz/ board afterall.

[Anonymous No.18416753]

>>18416688
bringing back sailing is more likely than battery ships, the energy density is shit and tanker-sized lithium batteries is a terrifying idea

>>18416715
hydrogen is a stupid shit meme for dumb niggers, natty gas is objectively superior and can be carbon neutral

[Anonymous No.18416758]

>>18416751
>price adjusted to inflation.
That's production and consumption in barrels per day not price.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416767]

>>18416749
dude... what do you think decides the future of good or bad investments? we're talking about oil here...

[Anonymous No.18416768]

Are we going to tank again? Or are we going to stay in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.18416775]

>>18415635
wonder what happned to this guy. was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.18416778]

>>18416767
Comic books aren't a good source of long term investment advice.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416786]

>>18416753
>hydrogen is a stupid shit meme for dumb niggers,
i wonder what nigger could efford a $644,000,000 yacht
https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2020/02/13/mystery-surrounds-644-million-hydrogen-powered-superyacht/#6060c5256943

[Anonymous No.18416790]

>>18416749
you do realize "futurology" (bad name) is incredibly important for investing.

[Anonymous No.18416796]

Rick Rieder – "-30% Q2, +15% Q3, +8% Q4, +5% Y2021

>>18416767
you're talking about silly non-solutions like hydrogen and meme tubes

[Anonymous No.18416811]

>>18415406

[Anonymous No.18416816]

>>18416796
It's all about robotaxi EVs

1 robotaxi replaces 20 combustion engine vehicles
1 robosemi replaces 3-4 combustion semis

24/7 operations

[Anonymous No.18416821]

>>18416790
Yes, of course.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416826]

>>18416778
>Comic books aren't a good source of long term investment advice.
you mean i'll never have a jet pack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VPvKl6ezyc

[Anonymous No.18416827]

>>18416758
No that's what I'm saying, it should also have the price. Who cares that the same amount being dug out is being consumed? I don't... If ya dig it out the ground ya need to sell it ya feel me dawg?

[Anonymous No.18416832]

>>18416816
aka EV hitting 5% of market saturation is enough to replace 100% of vehicle usage if robotaxi capabilities exist.

It would be a singularity death for oil demand

[Anonymous No.18416833]

SCHB, SCHX or SCHG for long term holding?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416859]

>>18416796
>you're talking about silly non-solutions like hydrogen and meme tubes
hyperloop will make its way around.. hydrogen will too.. eventually... you sound like one of the faggots that bashed email and bitcoin.. and fake meat

[Anonymous No.18416861]

>>18416559

[Anonymous No.18416863]

>>18416531
>nearly all cars and electricity will run on battery powered in 5 years
lol no

[Anonymous No.18416866]

>>18416833
>going long right now

[Anonymous No.18416871]

>>18416826
I hope you get one. Good luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRbTbc7i0M

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416886]

>>18416863
>>18416531
you guys should make a bet

http://longbets.org/

[Anonymous No.18416894]

every time I decide to buy an option: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jjb2w5das

[Anonymous No.18416897]

>>18416707
>3D printing is a hobbyist's toy and only effective for certain highly specialized mechanical parts. Metal 3D printers cost hundreds of thousands and are 5+ decades from being a "factory in a box", simply due to slow prints and lack of print accuracy

>google x already realized vertical farming isn't viable on a civilization scale due to lighting and energy requirements. can't cheat the amount of sunlight that hits a given area of land

>electric powered logistics should have already been put in place, musky should have done up a little tesla box truck ages ago

[Anonymous No.18416904]

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TRUMPBUX!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18416905]

>>18416827
I was responding to the claim that there is a trend towards using less oil. The opposite is true.

[Anonymous No.18416906]

>>18416833
SCHX for me, I'm only confident in the large caps surviving for the long haul.

But I've got very little in it, I don't want to be adding to index funds right now. I have a lot more in VTSAX since like 2008, and a bunch of SPLV and VIG.

I think this is a time to be buying high quality names on the next dip. A little JNJ, MSFT, KO, PEP, LMT, etc. And my gamble stock is Regeneron.

[Anonymous No.18416920]

>>18416897
I put vertical farming in the luxury category, which fits for an elitist arcology

[Anonymous No.18416935]

>>18416816
Robotaxis work well for hive cities, but people who think they'll work in rural areas or even in suburbs are kinda stupid

Robosemis are absolutely the future but truckers will lobby to keep their jobs as "oversight and management" so they'll just ride around masturbating and shitposting on CB radio for big bucks forever, like how completely autonomous subway systems still have union "conductors" anyways

>>18416859
No, retard. Both of those have inherent issues that make them not worth it. Hypertube requires a vacuum that causes endless structural and design headaches for a few percent savings in drag. Hydrogen is literally the single least volume dense source of energy known to man other than like, fucking water gravity storage. It also embrittles anything it's contained in. Methane is purely better by every measure, liquid or CNG.

[Anonymous No.18416938]

>>18416906
Thanks!
>>18416866

[Anonymous No.18416949]

>>18416938
What is that gay ass shit?

[Anonymous No.18416952]

>>18416938

[Anonymous No.18416955]

what do y'all'ses think of this fool article
https://www.fool.ca/2020/04/11/got-1000-in-cash-then-buy-these-3-top-tsx-stocks-now/

[Anonymous No.18416960]

>>18416949

[Anonymous No.18416969]

>>18416949
World of Warcraft you fucking newb

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18416970]

>>18416935
>No, retard. Both of those have inherent issues that make them not worth it. Hypertube requires a vacuum that causes endless structural and design headaches for a few percent savings in drag. Hydrogen is literally the single least volume dense source of energy known to man other than like, fucking water gravity storage. It also embrittles anything it's contained in. Methane is purely better by every measure, liquid or CNG.
You realize it's not going to happen overnight right? you're probably one of those faggots that said man would never fly like 3 years before they made an airplane... just stop talking to me you fucking caveman

[Anonymous No.18416979]

>>18416897
>3D printing will allow people to produce small plastic/silicone/etc pieces for everyday objects (hangers, cups, containers), fixing things (replace broken parts), or entertainment (figurines, decorations, board games)
>Some plants that do not need as much sun light can still benefit from vertical farming, supplemental lighting and heating could also be incorporated
>electric power hinges substantially on batteries, which Tesla has a huge lead on and has deployed smart mega batteries already

[Anonymous No.18416980]

>>18416969
who the fucking fuck plays this garbage in 2020.33

[Anonymous No.18416981]

>>18416960
Garlic butter on the steak. Oh man. I might make this for dinner at some point this week.

[Anonymous No.18416983]

anyone looking into TSM right now?
Where are people getting info that their earnings have increased by ~40% since 2019 Q1???

[Anonymous No.18416988]

New York isn't sending their best. We need to build a wall around New York.

[Anonymous No.18416990]

>>18416955
I was looking at reits recently including granite. Granite seems like a safer bet but at the same time it has one of the higher P/Es and lowest yields of the reits.

[Anonymous No.18416994]

>>18416970
No, you dumb fucking nigger, actually read and stop repeating yourself. Hydrogen causes hydrogen embrittlement. Hydrogen has very low density. These are not problems that can be overcome with technology, these are inherent qualities of hydrogen. You cannot make hydrogen more dense than liquid hydrogen, which is cryogenic at near absolute zero. So at best you're lugging around a deep cryogenic high pressure crash resistant flask to carry fuel that's still less dense than LNG. And still causes embrittlement. Hydrogen is inherently shit in literally every application except extremely high energy space missions.

[Anonymous No.18416999]

>>18416988
that's for the best just in general, nevermind corona chan.

[Anonymous No.18417005]

>>18416969
People still play that shit? I thought the game died and they released a classic version to revive it

[Anonymous No.18417013]

>>18416960
been craving chicken piccata so bad this lockdown, must be the fruit + fresh meat mix

[Anonymous No.18417014]

>>18416994
>actually bothering to write out a response to the token retard of /smg/
c'mon man

[Anonymous No.18417022]

>>18417013

[Anonymous No.18417031]

>>18416983
Seems ok, but they will soon have major problems. Electronics demand is crashing, businesses and consumers will not have the money to afford expensive semis. At the same time, their factories are the kind that are difficult to stop and restart. I expect there will be a large influx of cheap semis in a year or so as they are forced to lower prices to sell anything, and they will take a hit on profits while operating costs will remain high. Even worse if they have to shut down production even temporarily. Big gamble in my opinion. This goes for all semi or semi-reliant industries.

[Anonymous No.18417036]

Prepping my fat nine and a half incher for a wonderfvl BVLL MONDAY SVRGE. What abovt yov, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.18417043]

>>18417014
I AM HIGHLY OPINIONATED ON THE RELATIVE MERITS OF HYDROGEN AND METHANE FOR REPLACING FOSSIL FUELS

[Anonymous No.18417045]

>>18417013
It's easy as fuck to make. I just cooked it the other day. Boil some noodles and cover them with a little olive oil and butter and you've got a complete meal.

[Anonymous No.18417049]

>>18416994
are you actually talking about physical mass density or energy density? because the former would be pretty embarassing, the latter is extremely high which is why people give a shit about it as a form of energy storage. particularly because the other half of the chemical equation is air. "Pound for pound, hydrogen contains almost three times as much energy as natural gas"

[Anonymous No.18417055]

>>18417045
Yes, ingredients.

[Anonymous No.18417060]

>>18416935
The hypermeme won't happen for the same reason the airtrain didn't happen. It requires setting up new infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.18417064]

>>18417043
methane still a fossil fuel tho innit?
but i hear ya

[Anonymous No.18417070]

>Luke 24:6-7
>He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee:
>‘The Son of Man must be delivered over to the hands of sinners, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.’

[Anonymous No.18417073]

>>18417049
volume density of energy which yes I know is a fucky way to express it but it's hard to get across the sheer size of container you need to store an equivalent energy value of hydrogen versus anything else

compare a falcon heavy to a delta heavy, the delta heavy is a huge rocket physically but actually has less energy than the almost comically slender falcon, because kerosene has a volume energy density like 30x liquid hydrogen or something dumb like that

[Anonymous No.18417091]

>>18417064
Sabatier reactors my broseph, atmospheric CO2 + water + electricity = methane

It lets you put carbon neutral alternative fuels onto existing natural gas infrastructure which solves so many more fucking problems than building new hydrogen infrastructure does

[Anonymous No.18417112]

>>18417091
where do you get the energy for the reaction conditions?

[Anonymous No.18417116]

>>18415742
>Venezuelan economy, food supply, and rule of law are good comparisons with the US
>16 trillion already printed to make green line go up
>food supply chain is starting to break down because butchers/packers/shippers are starting to get sick
>it's now illegal to leave your home in some major metropolitan areas
you act like this could never happen here and yet it already is and i find that hilarious

[Anonymous No.18417120]

>>18417091
>+ electricity
Oops.

[Anonymous No.18417125]

>>18417036
No monday surge. I refuse to believe people would be moronic enough to buy in this climate at prices from a year ago.

[Anonymous No.18417134]

>>18417125
>people
What about robots and the gubmint? What stops them from buying junk corporate bonds?

[Anonymous No.18417151]

>>18417045
Nice, but you've got to bread/pan fry the chicken

>>18417022
bomb

[Anonymous No.18417162]

>>18417112
>>18417120
solar, geothermal, nuclear, hydro, tidal, it's not like there's a lack of zero emission sources if you bother to try (although I saw some recent research showing dams might actually be high emission because of decaying matter in the basin)

the methane is just a convenient store of energy with better density and handling than batteries or hydrogen

[Anonymous No.18417171]

+10/10

[Anonymous No.18417172]

was p good desu

[Anonymous No.18417174]

>>18417116
Funny how every doomer or pessimist thinks this pandemic emergency means everything is collapsing forever now.

It's bad. It could be much worse. Expecting a collapse because of this is pretty stupid. Many countries aren't doing any quarantine and pretty okay. USA could end quarantine tomorrow as well.

It's more out of panic / extreme safety obsession

Which is what led to this because of CDC and FDA being inept to begin with due to following rules and bureaucracies.

[Anonymous No.18417180]

>>18417162
and I forgot to mention the best part, you can literally build all the fueling infrastructure, vehicles, etc today because natural gas is cheap as fuck and still an improvement over most other fossil fuels

then as emission regulations get tighter, you start shifting to lower carbon methane

[Anonymous No.18417186]

>>18417112
Nuclear reactors or high supply variance renewables like wind and solar. The Navy actually experimented with the technology with the goal of making jet fuel at sea with the excess power from a carriers reactor. It proved prohibitively expensive.

[Anonymous No.18417189]

>>18417180
AND by shifting the proportion of carbon positive or carbon neutral methane, we can literally start controlling the global climate over 10-20 year timescales

NEW FROM THE FUTURE
>ireland lobbies for higher global temperatures at UN climate summit, Saudis opposed

[Anonymous No.18417190]

>>18417186
what about fusion

isn't that the holy grail of power and maybe possible this century?

[Anonymous No.18417192]

twink vs sissy was a good time

[Anonymous No.18417201]

>>18417190
yes and yes, but the government is scared of the word nuclear

we're basically just waiting on Fusion Musk, and there's several companies competing to be the first ones to do it

[Anonymous No.18417202]

>>18417189
I predict this as well.

It will be more of a debate as to what climate to set Earth to than worry of runaway climate change in 2100.

They should be negotiating acceptable climate deals.

[Anonymous No.18417217]

>>18417202
and if we're fucking with Earth's climate, why stop there? Venus just needs a massive CO2 removal, Mars just needs more atmosphere...

[Anonymous No.18417219]

>>18417134
Govt buys bonds not stocks.

[Anonymous No.18417225]

>>18417190
>isn't that the holy grail of power and maybe possible this century?
yes
no

t. knower

if anyone is equipped to actually get ignition first its the DoD cunts so i doubt we will be seeing for civvies any time soon

[Anonymous No.18417230]

>>18417225
excuse me
*DoE
p tired desu

[Anonymous No.18417231]

>>18417190
Fusion has been 15 years away for the last 20 years. It's going to be a while if it even happens. The materials requirements are steep.

[Anonymous No.18417243]

>>18417116
>y-yeah but i mean they COULD have done it this way
doesn't change what is actually happening.

[Anonymous No.18417246]

Imagine how much time society has lost because of world of warcraft

[Anonymous No.18417248]

>>18417116
Shut the fuck up fag

[Anonymous No.18417253]

>>18417243
>>18417174

[Anonymous No.18417256]

Trump is going to pardon Joe Exotic in October to seal the election.

[Anonymous No.18417257]

i wonder what /smg/ would be like in the 90s or even 80s

[Anonymous No.18417258]

>>18416969
it's literally a rip of NGE lmao Blizzard are so fucking trash now

[Anonymous No.18417260]

>>18417190
Fusion is almost a pipe dream right now. Lockheed Martin is pretty much doing the million monkeys at a million typewriters approach of having dozens of teams try to build their own prototype at the same time. We’re literally throwing shit at the fusion wall to see what sticks.

[Anonymous No.18417266]

>>18417231
the only one thats big enough to do anything is the one in los alamos
its also the only one getting serious funding
like i said if anyone is gonna get it its those guys, and you arent even allowed inside without some level of clearance

ill let you guess whether or not that means we will ever see it in our lifetimes, regardless of if they succeed in ignition or not

[Anonymous No.18417269]

>>18417219
That's what I said. And the stocks reflect the corporations whose bonds were bought.

[Anonymous No.18417278]

>>18417246
theres more people now so its irrelevant

[Anonymous No.18417287]

>>18417217
>Mars just needs more atmosphere...
Mars doesnt have enough mass for an atmosphere. Mars is a meme. Venus is a better choice if its possible to remove all that gas.

[Anonymous No.18417294]

>>18417231
Bur anon, China's E.A.S.T has opened this year and I.T.E.R's is due for completion this decade, testing scheduled 2024-2025. All signs point to news in fusion this decade in absolute certainty.

[Anonymous No.18417300]

>>18417266
>>18417225
ignition was never the challenge

[Anonymous No.18417302]

>>18417257
>80s: buy Japanese stocks
>90s: sell Japanese stocks buy dot-com stocks

[Anonymous No.18417316]

>>18417300
wtf else would be the point?

[Anonymous No.18417333]

>>18417266
>the only one getting serious funding
>Completely oblivious that a fusion reactor is the world's most heavily funded construction project

[Anonymous No.18417345]

This video will explain how you think the stock market works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-adHRNYHbm0

[Anonymous No.18417354]

>>18417316
anyone can ignite a plasma and get it to fusion temps (excitation). that's the part that we've been doing for decades, in all kinds of different ways

the challenge of fusion is having a sustained, well-controlled reaction that you can capture useful energy from, and at the same time not completely fucking up your whole system with the neutrons/other particles, and the heat of the whole situation.

[Anonymous No.18417362]

>>18417287
Mars isn’t a meme at all, people just have the wrong ideas about it. Mars is going to be a forge world where we export all of our industrial processes.

>No EPA
>open pits of waste
>nuclear powered everything
>exhausting heavy metals and radiation straight to “atmosphere”
>smashing asteroids into it and scooping up the good bits

Green Mars is folly. Mars will stay red, bright fucking red.

[Anonymous No.18417367]

>>18417256
how can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.18417380]

>>18417362
>Green Mars is folly. Mars will stay red, bright fucking red.
I like this vision of yours. Lemme know when you are gonna ipo for it.

[Anonymous No.18417384]

>>18417354
i know
so if all we can do is pop off 1picosecond fireworks for a couple mill a shot, thats not very useful now is it?

[Anonymous No.18417390]

>>18417380
Jeff Bezos has the same ideas.

[Anonymous No.18417403]

>>18417380
>>18417362
For the Emprah.

[Anonymous No.18417414]

>>18417345
Do you actually expect me to watch this shit? Looks cringe as fuck. What did you really take away from it. Jot down some bullet points.

[Anonymous No.18417419]

[Anonymous No.18417420]

>>18417362
One problem, where does the heat go? Mars's atmosphere doesn't conduct heat like earth's does, too thin, you would need massive fucking radiators.

[Anonymous No.18417429]

>>18417333
all the real mfers are in NM
unless they poach all or most of those guys it honestly doesnt matter who builds a bigger laser

[Anonymous No.18417433]

>>18417345
this sums up my investment strategy

people trying to outsmart the market are retarded.

[Anonymous No.18417439]

>>18417414
>You think you are smart and know how to solve a problem but your "smartness" it actually makes you unable to see the solution

[Anonymous No.18417449]

>>18417429
It's a nice place.

[Anonymous No.18417461]

>>18417449
innit?
fuck man i was going there next month before the fucking meme flu took hold

[Anonymous No.18417463]

>>18417414
It's about the midwit effect.

[Anonymous No.18417467]

>>18417461
Nah, don't live there but been.

[Anonymous No.18417471]

>>18417302
oddly comfy feeling

>>18417345
>BioAnal

[Anonymous No.18417474]

>>18417362
The more I read on this Smart Sand business, the more promising this looks. Just look at these SmartDepot™ silos and tell me that doesn't look sharp!

Smart Sand's unique SmartSystem™ technologies, SmartDepot™ together with the SmartPath™ loading system, really do sound like the "better mousetrap" needed in the proppant space.

[Anonymous No.18417477]

>>18417420
What you can’t dump to atmosphere you dump into the ground.

[Anonymous No.18417489]

I feel like AI / differentiable programming is going to be too big of a force for other shit to matter much

[Anonymous No.18417503]

>>18417439
>>18417463
Ah. Yeah. Rat made this point before. You gotta be truly brilliant or straight retarded if you wanna make money in stocks.

I hate that there might be some truth to it. Because I could never be truly either, just smart enough to go broke.

[Anonymous No.18417506]

>>18417269
Oh whoops. True, but it will only inflate asset prices - the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18417515]

>>18417489
like it's a small sector but even video games..

DLSS 2.0 from nvidia and ray tracing shit is replacing half the work from making video games and this is still early days.

Too much shit can get replaced with it.

[Anonymous No.18417516]

>>18417467
same
i honestly couldnt live in the desert. too dry.
but santa fe?
thats hardly the word for it

[Anonymous No.18417528]

JP Morgan has turned very bearish and is predicting at 40% GDP drop Q2. Watch the market go up on this news.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/jpmorgan-predicts-gdp-will-completely-crater-forecasts-a-staggering-40-percent-second-quarter-drop/

[Anonymous No.18417529]

>>18417345
So Vsauce is now using wojak edits? Is this our cue to drop wojaks?

[Anonymous No.18417531]

>>18417528
What did they predict would happen in Early February?

[Anonymous No.18417555]

>>18417503
I'd say a mid intelligence level is required. Emotion is the key.
As long as you're semi-involved (companies are trends), patient (It went down? I'm out!) and not greedy (this stock is going to heaven!) you can realize good returns.

[Anonymous No.18417559]

Here is morgan stanley

https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/coronavirus-impact-2020-global-growth


Overall, we expect to see temporary weakness in China’s economic data from February to March and, to some extent, in the rest of the world, particularly in economies more exposed to China’s growth dynamics. But, assuming that the virus is contained within two months, and given our view that the fundamental growth drivers are still intact, we should get back onto the recovery path from the second quarter onwards, with global growth rising to 3.5% by the first quarter of 2021.

[Anonymous No.18417566]

>>18417528
>jpmorgan-predicts-gdp-will-completely-crater-forecasts-a-staggering-40-percent-second-quarter-drop
no.... REALLY???!?!

[Anonymous No.18417570]

>>18417531
Probably up because that would be the prediction from Q4 of 2019 before China even reported on the virus.

[Anonymous No.18417571]

>>18416240
>her

[Anonymous No.18417573]

Anyone holding SCHG at all for a growth ETF? It looks like the returns have been pretty decent before the huge dip this year.

[Anonymous No.18417586]

>>18417570
https://www.jpmorgan.com/securities/insights/economic-impact-of-the-coronavirus

pretty meh predictions

[Anonymous No.18417592]

>>18417571
Only a woman will stab you in the back like natural gas. So yeah,

>her

[Anonymous No.18417610]

>>18417529
Whats wrong with V-sauce? Micheal is based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.18417614]

>>18417559
Within 2 months starting when? today? Italy has been at it for over 2 months now and not exploding doesn't mean they can see a lifting of the lockdown soon. S.korea is still reporting cases after 2 months on the decrease and they can't fully open up either.

[Anonymous No.18417625]

>>18417294
I've heard that before. More than once. I'll believe it when it happens.

[Anonymous No.18417645]

>>18417610
If his zoomer editors are now using it tells me it's time to sell my $WOJK. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.18417648]

>>18417294
>China
Yea no

[Anonymous No.18417650]

>>18415306
>BoJo is unstoppable edition
how can a corpse be unstoppable?

[Anonymous No.18417684]

>>18417645
>tfw sold all my wojacks back when he was just some mentally ill polish schizo on an kraut board
feels batman desu

[Anonymous No.18417692]

>>18416531
>who exactly is going to be using oil long term.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ONLY ON /BIZ/ WILL YOU EVER READ COMMENTS AT THIS LEVEL OF STUPIDITY. IMAGINE BEING THIS RETARDED THAT YOU THINK OIL IS ONLY USED FOR AUTOMOTIVE FUEL. HAHAHAHAHAH YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.18417717]

>>18417345
>hyperfocusing wigger retards
well yeah, caucasoids hyperfocus on things and can't see details.
races who have triple digit IQs don't really have that problem though

[Anonymous No.18417721]

>>18417692
you see what happens when demand drops

[Anonymous No.18417738]

>>18417692
the thing im REALLTY confused about is why this argument keeps popping up in the first place
obv oil is used way more for tons of other shit
but that aside for a sec:
why on earth would oil being basically as cheap as its ever been mean that people would STOP using it to drive cars?

[Anonymous No.18417741]

>>18417692
the push against plastic shit is also a hindrance to crude

[Anonymous No.18417745]

I think I should make a meme folio that only has ticker names that make dictionary words.

>mfw receiving GOOD dividends

[Anonymous No.18417774]

NEW BREAD SOON??!?!??!?!!?!?!?

>>18417745
SMG is an unironically good stock to invest in (or hase been for past few years or so)

[Anonymous No.18417800]

>>18415306
make a new thread faggots

[Anonymous No.18417817]

Breddy time
>>18417813
>>18417813
>>18417813
>>18417813

[Anonymous No.18417825]

Drive shack on my mind

[Anonymous No.18417827]

>>18417721
oil will get even cheaper, which means gas and all other petroleum shit will be cheap as dirt, which means that we will continue to use it

granted eventually a lot of refineries will shutdown/go under and price will rubberband back up, but i think you underestimate the levels of refinancing that those oil dudes can pull of desu. even in good times theyre always pulling some crazy black magic refi voodoo.

regardless, oil isnt getting phased out entirely until we find a way to power intl shipping off of renewables, so basically never
>but intl shipping is kil
rn, sure, but in 5 years? prolly not
and all it takes is us blowing up/subverting our major competitors, and even with low demand, there will still be SOME demand for it. just gotta """"adjust"""" the supply a wee bit

im telling ya, i swear ive seen this episode before

[Anonymous No.18417838]

>>18417745
Don't forget about BIG. You want to receive BIG dividends too.

[Anonymous No.18417890]

>>18417838
the last time i went into a big lots was like ten years ago and i stole a bunch of computer duster to sell it to the retards at my school because that intervention episode (muh walking on sunshine) made them all think that it was some crazy buzz **its dont, its literally the shittiest inhalant ever**

[Anonymous No.18418378]

>>18415886
do you really think youre the first person to notice? you wrote some weird endless reddit monologue talking about shit everyone else figured out three weeks ago. congrats, you belong on /biz/

[Anonymous No.18418588]

>>18415886
cheep oil prices are good for consumers
Assuming you aren't someone who lost their job.

and assuming that the remaining countries don't raise their prices again with their new found monopoly power once the price war is over