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You guys think Vitalik has ever had sex?

>> No.18411188

He's a multi millionaire so the answer is likely yes

>> No.18411192

He's an idiot so the answer is no

>> No.18411200

Yes with a 13 year old

>> No.18411211

I always thought he was gay.

>> No.18411232

>>18411200
Man?

>> No.18411264

>>18411232
Obviously

>> No.18411452

>>18411169
He has been banging or got banged by this short chubby Chinese dude.
Don't know if they are still in a relationship but there is a picture of them were Vitalik holds his hand around him.

>> No.18411465

>>18411169
Hes had sex with my mother. And father. Actually theyre both dads.

>> No.18411471

>>18411200
When he was 7, probably.

>> No.18411472

>>18411169
Vitalik?
You mean CYBERCOCK Vitalik?
Yes.

>> No.18411486

>>18411169
Yes with me.

>> No.18411497

>>18411169
Not only do I think he did but I know it. Hell, I even have proof. You know there's this tape which shows him with your mother.

>> No.18412222

>>18411169
absolutely no

>> No.18412279

>>18411169
absolutely. He cucks Sergey nightly

>> No.18412304

Don't know but he definitely could

>> No.18412358

>>18411169
You are just out of order. This is tasteless. And I will not have it.

>> No.18412395

>>18411169
hes too autistic. he could pay for it of course but autists dont do pleb shit like renting pussy.

hes got a good jaw he just needs to hit the gym.

>> No.18412552
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18412552

>>18411169
PURE ALPHA

>> No.18412564

No

>> No.18412567

>>18412552
That chick is legit ugly but so many simps in this world I’m sure someone would’ve

>> No.18412601

>>18412567
>Slim, big milkers, long hair, nice lips.
Your probably a virgin

>> No.18412640

>>18411169
He doesn't need to.

>> No.18412656

>>18412552
Guy is smarter than most of us. So he is a skinny fuck... so what?

>> No.18412678

>>18412656
He is sigma male

>> No.18412682
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18412682

.

>> No.18412718

>>18412552
wtf she is like 8/10

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>>18412601
That’s all you buddy

>> No.18412767

>>18412682
Well, he is right. Not the way you people are used to hear it, but he was right. The mere possession does no harm whereas heroin usage does in fact impact everyone in your life. He must have meant it that way, Vitalik is not a bad man.

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>>18411169
no

>> No.18412783

>>18411169
>You guys think Vitalik has ever had sex?
Yeah, He fucked a gook prozzie that some Chink whale paid for after a Shanghai Blockchain Expo. He got confused about which slit to put his cock in and jabbed her in the eye.

>> No.18412846

>>18412767
t. pedo skelly

>> No.18412851

>>18412767
simple possession of either is imposes no risk on others?
consumption of both is bad
how does simple possession of heroin impose risk on others but simple possession of cp doesn't?

>> No.18412906

Im a psychology behavior analysis.He is way too awkward. I’ll bet $1m he has never came close

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>>18411169
YES

>> No.18412969

This man is so made he can pick the pussy daily. They stand in line in fact. So what?

>> No.18413009

>>18412779
she probably would if she knew he was THE guy
bet she thought he was some random weirdo with cat bag
>>18412906
he's rich as fuck and the leader in entire industry, the face of crypto desu, if he hasn't its because he chose not to 100%

>> No.18413025
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18413025

short answer : YES

>> No.18413030

>>18412851
Heroin possession and intake makes yourself incapable of human interaction as if you were normal... you are numbed out, completely.

>> No.18413107

So now... kneel you retards. bow, and hail to you god

>> No.18413120

>>18411169
yes, you can count the times he had sex from the massive dumps, minor dumps are just him fapping

>> No.18413133

>>18413120
DID I SAY TALK OR BOW?

>> No.18413155

Money skelly has always had to pay for sex

>> No.18413232

>>18411169
>You guys think Vitalik has ever had sex?
he's a freaking multimillionaire, he's ravaging a different 16yo thottie every night

>> No.18413363

>>18413025
What's the long answer? That it was him receiving it in the ass? YIKES

>> No.18413587

As much as it amuses us, apparently the message wasn't clear enough...

>> No.18413673

>>18412960
I actually know this girl in real life. Vitalik banged her lol. Apparently his cock is surprisingly big. Long, but very girthy as well

>> No.18413743

>>18411169
His dad is Russian. He took him to an escort probably at age 15, to for 1) make him an man 2) make him realize putting your pepee in a wet hole is overrated and prevent him ending up as some cum brain daydreamer wasting all his youth on all kinds of shit that is designed to distract Young males wasting literal decades

Vitalik in teenage years ended up creating the #1 token issuing blockchain since 2015 and for the foreseeable future too. He one day will have kids that will end up living in mars

>> No.18413792

>>18413673
are you fuckin larping? give me some proof

>> No.18413873

>>18413792
He is larping. Of course.

>> No.18414354

>>18413673
You ready to witness in a court of law you dumb faggot? Say now, be wise, because i will take you through hell either way now, but the no court version is nicer.. I am Satan, hello