You are suddenly a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.18382490]

What do you do first?

[Anonymous No.18382515]

>>18382490
Pic related

[Anonymous No.18382522]

Find the best way to secure my money and avoid taxes at the same time

[Anonymous No.18382526]

>>18382490
Support internet racists

[Anonymous No.18382545]

>>18382490
Same thing I always do including this >>18382526.

[Anonymous No.18382564]

>>18382526
Based

[Anonymous No.18382574]

Buy all turtlecoins.

[Anonymous No.18382576]

gamble it

[Anonymous No.18382584]

Nothing would change.

[Anonymous No.18382593]

Gamble on 125x margin because I wouldnt give a fuck about chump change

[Anonymous No.18382598]

-Pay off the rest of my duplex mortgage (60kish left)
-Buy an electric drum set
-Reinvest the rest for dividends or a second multi unit place.

[Anonymous No.18382623]

fuck a tranny

[Anonymous No.18382627]

>>18382515
Same but add in a bunch of cocaine and ketamine on top of that

[Anonymous No.18382646]

call my best buddy
bottle of whisky
2 packs of cigs
get drunk

[Anonymous No.18382647]

>>18382490
fuck asian bitches

[Anonymous No.18382650]

>>18382526
I would become the grand funding source of artisanal racist podcasts

[Anonymous No.18382665]

>>18382490
Rent a one bedroom apartment instead of living in a 100 square feet studio, that's about it.

[Anonymous No.18382672]

>>18382490
Buy myself a Khadas Tone Board/DAC, a quality amplifier and a Shure SHP1540 all just for 350$
Buy a laptop for 200$ and phone for 100$
Buy a 3 room apartment for 50k
Hire an artist for 40$ a song to create some weird dark jazz military electronic music.


Start investing on Fiverr by buying programmers for puzzle games, buying the rights, starting a kickstarter for the graphics and sound.
Start a kickstarter for a comic book based on a book my mother wrote.
Invest in some video games, comic books, bots, website advertising I always wanted to do.
Some if not most of these ventures I could already do for free like a kickstarter but without advertising and without buying the name rights.

[Anonymous No.18382673]

Hype up a penny stock on /biz/ and stocktwits and dump $100,000 into it in a single purchase just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.18382699]

>>18382672
Are you actually 17 years old and in your last year of highschool?

[Anonymous No.18382700]

>>18382522
the real answers here

[Anonymous No.18382708]

>>18382490
buy a couple more houses and rent them out. maybe a commercial property. then drop my waging down to 3 days a week tues, wed, thurs ideally.

[Anonymous No.18382726]

>>18382490
Quit job, don’t care about anything else

[Murphy's law No.18382738]

>>18382490
Rent a place, Reno a little and figure out options. Being homeless kind of defines immediate priorities.

[Anonymous No.18382848]

>>18382490
>find couples with 9/10 smart girl at least 5 years old together
>propose the girl to fuck her for money until she accepts
>steal the girl
>marry
>make babies
>repeat

[Anonymous No.18382877]

move into a tiny appartment, buy a car, buy guns. aside from that my life will not change, im happiest in front of a computer because i am an inept retard

[Anonymous No.18382879]

>>18382490
spend most of it on god knows what in one crazy night and the rest on lawyers to keep me out of jail after that night

[Anonymous No.18382935]

>>18382490
Not tell anyone then take off on a trip across my country with a travel van. Put the money across a divers portfolio=. Do lots of ketamine.

[Anonymous No.18383023]

>>18382879
I'm guessing you do day trading

[Anonymous No.18383119]

>>18382490
Move the fuck out of my parents home, I'm sickened of myself and this situation. I'm tired and I want to be on my own so bad.

[Anonymous No.18383123]

>>18382490
wake up

[Anonymous No.18383136]

>>18382598

Why not buy a real drum set?

[Anonymous No.18383140]

>>18383023
How did you know

[Anonymous No.18383199]

>>18382490
allocate three years of rent and reinvest the rest

[Anonymous No.18383264]

>>18382490
Buy sex

[Anonymous No.18383274]

>>18382490
Buy Cypriot citizenship

[Anonymous No.18383299]

Same thing I always do except now I don't have to stress over my future and I can do shit I want to do

[Anonymous No.18383308]

>>18382515
Overrated experience. 1st I was all amped up, it was avg. many times later
Still avg. has porn ruined me?

t.swinger couple with 19cm cock

[Anonymous No.18383417]

>>18382598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R81ugVBLlw

[Anonymous No.18383475]

>>18382515
This

[Anonymous No.18383501]

>>18383136
I like that I can use headphones with an electric kit, so I can keep my horrible playing to myself until I get good. Also how it can emulate so many kits by changing presets and shit.

[Anonymous No.18383545]

buy a small home

[Anonymous No.18383546]

>>18383417
kek fucking classic

[Anonymous No.18383567]

>>18382490
Put it all in LINKIES
Become a TRILLIONAIRE

[Anonymous No.18383568]

>>18382490
Put it in my 401k and keep working. Million dollars ain’t shit.

[Anonymous No.18383604]

>>18382526
we supply them free photoshop software and pepe templaces

>modern internet raycism

[Anonymous No.18383625]

go for the qt at trad Mass

also learn how to fence

[Anonymous No.18383626]

slip on a banana peel and break my neck

[Anonymous No.18383629]

I shitpost on /biz/

[Anonymous No.18383717]

>>18382490
Depends on how many millions I have
Ten million?
Buy a house in a nice area
Buy 2 new-but-inexpensive practical and reliable vehicles, one car and one truck
Invest 1 million in various things, crypto being one of them
Set 6 million aside and saved in various accounts/stores of value to have all possible bills/expenses/repairs/maintenance covered for the rest of my life
If I get like 30 million or more?
All of the above, plus spend 20 million trying to get my AAA video game idea produced, marketed and sold

[Anonymous No.18383726]

>>18382848
A 5 year old girl isn’t going to have babies

[Anonymous No.18383756]

>>18382490
buy and sell 1 million blenders

[Anonymous No.18383782]

>>18383726
5 years old relationship* if that wasn't obvious

[Anonymous No.18383806]

>>18382490
lurk /biz/

[Anonymous No.18383838]

>>18382490
>Buy a large house with a garage thats old and in need of updates/ remodel
>Slowly remodel house and trade stonks all day >>>>>>>inb4 crypto lmaooooo
>Slowly acquire all the tools and skills to remodel houses
>buy a trailer
>put logo on side
>use google voice number as biz number
>overbid every job because I don't need the money
>do the few jobs I get super well
>get popular with rich people who circle jerk
>hire and train 2 guys to do it
>just have to show up to job sites 2x a day to make sure they aren't wasting my money
>??????
>profit

[Anonymous No.18383854]

>>18383726
I thought you meant pay the parents to fuck Thier 5 year old daughter. Why do you want to take a women who is in a relationship? Do you have a bull fetish? If you have to pay for it your really more of A cuck, the woman would divorce you and go back to her boyfriend. I can understand fucking animals and niggers but where do you autists come up with wired ideas like this?

[Anonymous No.18383888]

>>18383119
>lives with parents
>complains about being tired

You're in for a real treat when you finally move out

[Anonymous No.18383903]

all in on sqqq

[Anonymous No.18383921]

>>18383888
The less you do the more tired you become, ironically.

[Anonymous No.18384006]

>>18383921
You know nothing of tired.

I own my own business and the work is fairly physical. At our peak last year, I worked 20 days straight and all but 3 of those days were 10+ hour days. When I wasn't on jobsites, I was sending emails.

Come talk to me about being tired after you've actually felt it.

[Anonymous No.18384075]

>>18382490
Break up with my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.18384085]

>>18382593
based

[Anonymous No.18384113]

become chadcel

[Anonymous No.18384127]

>>18382490

In the most likely scenario? Attend my mother's funeral. :'(

[Anonymous No.18384135]

>>18382490
Pay a few women to let me smell their assholes.

[Anonymous No.18384200]

>>18382646
You forgot the part when you fags fuck each other in the ass

[Anonymous No.18384204]

>>18382490
Just chill out in a nice cozy hotels, like the one in lost in translation. Spend all my time on language studies. Take up ornithology. Travel across the US in search of comfy places.

Most importantly? I'm never ever working again

[Anonymous No.18384217]

Pay off all debts and buy a house.

[Anonymous No.18384326]

>>18382490
Drugs and prostitutes. That's what I was spending my disposable income on before I started to invest it. Now I invest in order to do more of that. I'm not sure if I'm doing it right

[Anonymous No.18384476]

>>18384326
It´s not too late for you, anon. Turn to the light and love.

[Anonymous No.18384494]

Probably move to Africa so I never have to work again, and start a small farm just to have something to do

[Anonymous No.18384517]

>>18382623
i did this right before and i'm craving it bad now

[Anonymous No.18384522]

>>18382490
Buy a bunch of bitcoins.

[Anonymous No.18384591]

>>18382490
Buy property and become a landlord or buy a franchise and slave people around.

[Anonymous No.18384631]

>>18382526
best post

[Anonymous No.18384691]

>>18382490
od on blow

[Anonymous No.18384919]

>>18382490
I was gonna say "change my phone number", but nobody calls me anyway.

[Anonymous No.18385015]

>>18382490
Put it all into Tezos and then post about it here just to piss you all off.

[Anonymous No.18385084]

>>18382490

[Anonymous No.18385148]

Divorce
Buy a cool place in a business hub
Buy a comfy place by a beach
Buy some stuff for pasive incomes
Stay relax at home reading
Yep that's so

[Anonymous No.18385301]

>>18382490
lose it all.

[Anonymous No.18385581]

Hmmm... wholesome edition 4 me

>Buy a sweet house
>Spoil my girlfriend
>Invest
>Coke binge for a month while producing instrumentals and writing lyrics incessantly
>Rehab
>Post coke phase, move girlfriend in.
>Chuck 50k into marketing my music careeer
>Spoil GF more

[Anonymous No.18385689]

>>18385581
Not wholesome unless you replace coke with acid and remove rehab

[Anonymous No.18385799]

>>18384200

[Anonymous No.18385859]

>>18382490
CCL, all of it

[Anonymous No.18385865]

I just got my $1200
what do?

[Anonymous No.18385920]

>>18382490
Rebalance and get back to wagie-ing until $2.5M. I'm going to go scuba diving in the Cayman Islands at $2.5M though.
I used to think I was even more expensive than that, but I think my free time might be worth more than the $2.5-3.5M work time unless I land a job that pays a hell of a lot more than I'm currently earning.

[Anonymous No.18385943]

>>18385865
Damn, did you really ?

[Anonymous No.18385953]

>>18385865
Fuck you, I just checked my bank account.

[Anonymous No.18385963]

>>18385953
>>18385943
lol desperate anons
there is no $1200
they're just baiting us to keep us from rioting

but what do u think the dindus are gonna do when they get their checks? new jordans?

[Anonymous No.18385978]

>>18382490
give guns to hobos

[Anonymous No.18385990]

>>18385963
We eating good. All ima say, King.

[Anonymous No.18385995]

>>18385963
I'm finally gonna get this squidbillies hat. Been too stupid to spend money on it before, but I can't imagine a better use of Trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18386039]

Invest it all in dogecoin

[Anonymous No.18386076]

>>18382490
move to japan

[Anonymous No.18386092]

>>18382490
Pay off student loans. Then, go grab a few tall boys of Stack.

[Anonymous No.18386178]

I have a trust fund with several million in it (about 8 million between me and my two siblings). There's a decent level of control over it until I'm like 40.

How do I take advantage of this to live a life I otherwise would not be able to?

[Anonymous No.18386206]

>>18382490
>Call the IRS and hash out a plan where they don't fuck me too bad because I'm too much of a dumbass to try to evade them.
>Meet with a big league financial advisor to plan shit out.
>Establish one or two untamperable rescue funds for when I get divorced or accused of rape. Could just be cash securely buried out on gramps old 40.
>Give plenty to my mom, dad, and brother
>Put the rest in a trust. I don't even know everything about trusts I just know they're safe.
>Ride out school and get my doctorate.
>While I'm at school just gucci up my quality of life.
>Get an expensive apartment
>Build a home gym.
>Hire a cook. Fuck her regularly.
>Clothes/Arsenal sgl-31-85/what have you
>Probably just ask girls if they'd suck dick for $1000.
>Get accused of rape
>Shake it
>Go to music school. Maybe UC Berkeley.
>Write beautiful music like I've always wanted.
>Make sound investments and have plenty lf money for myself and everyone in my family to be put in a good skilled care facility so no-one has to literally whither away into a skeleton like my grandfather did.
>That's about it.

[Anonymous No.18386209]

>>18385148
>forgot to sign a prenup
>got rich real fast
>divorced anyways
>lost half your money

Well done asshole

[Anonymous No.18386228]

ford raptor

[Anonymous No.18386276]

>>18382623
You don't need a million dollars.
You don't even need a thousand dollars.
Like 200 bucks would do.

[Anonymous No.18386571]

>>18382515
>>18382522
>>18382526
>>18382545
>>18382623
>>18382646
>>18382647
>>18382665
>>18383806
>>18384075
All of the above and then buy 17 more bitcoins
>>18382708

[Anonymous No.18386608]

>>18382515 #
>>18382522 #
>>18382526 #
>>18382545 #
>>18382623 #
>>18382646 #
>>18382647 #
>>18382665 #
>>18383806 #
>>18384075 #
>>18382708 #
All of the above and then buy 17 more bitcoins and a suicide stack of link

[Anonymous No.18386624]

>>18382515
>>18382522
>>18382526
>>18382545
>>18382623
>>18382646
>>18382647
>>18382665
>>18383806
>>18384075
>>18382708
All of the above and then buy 17 more bitcoins and a suicide stack of link

[Anonymous No.18386765]

>>18382490
Call up all the women who ever dumped me, laugh, then hang up.

[Anonymous No.18386784]

>>18386765
Why did they break up with you?

[Anonymous No.18386789]

>>18386784
jews

[Anonymous No.18386795]

>>18382490

Build a $1,000,000 ultra modern house on acreage out in the sticks of Washington state that has a full home gym. Got the gym 2 hours a day. Shit post in biz and day trade. Milk my security engineer job for extra income and benefits. Get a used Porsche 718 loaded. Chillax.

[Anonymous No.18386808]

>>18383119
you’re not alone fren. wishing you luck

[Anonymous No.18386810]

>>18382490
>What do you do first?
Stop worrying and take a good rest.

[Anonymous No.18386818]

>>18382490
nuke the fuckin world

[Anonymous No.18386860]

>>18382490
>millionaire
That’s nothing now brainlet
Guess you can form part of the queue at the local supermarket for what’s left on the shelves

[Anonymous No.18387054]

two chicks at the same time

[Anonymous No.18387384]

Buy house, put in will, commit suicide. Simple

[Anonymous No.18387523]

>>18383717
What's your game idea anon? Elevator pitch style.

[Anonymous No.18387536]

Buy a BIG car and a house.

[Anonymous No.18387545]

New fag here..aside from upcoming ridicule I could use some information...what does it mean exactly when you're orders open? And should I cancel it sooner than later

[Anonymous No.18387665]

>>18383625
>christian
>fencer
Let me help you, my guy. I shall teach you the ways of stabbing cunts

[Anonymous No.18387963]

>>18382490
How many millions?

>1 million
1. Safe interest yield netting 12k+ yearly pretax
2. Play stocks and options with 100k
3. Easy full time job for benefits

>2 million
1. Safe interest yield netting 25k+ yearly pretax
2. Play stocks and options with 200k
3. Easy full time job for benefits

>3 million
1. Safe interest yield netting 37k+ yearly pretax
2. Play stocks and options with 300k
3. Easy full time job for benefits

>4 million
1. Safe interest yield netting 50k+ yearly pretax
2. Play stocks and options with 400k
3. No job

>5 million
1. Safe interest yield netting 62k+ yearly pretax
2. Play stocks and options with 500k
3. No job

>6 million and up to a certain point
1. Same as 5 million
2. Same as 5 million
3. Same as 5 million
4. Split anything over initial 5 million received to immediate family members until they also have a flat 5 million revise plan then

[Anonymous No.18387987]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

[Anonymous No.18387996]

buy a house

[Anonymous No.18388022]

>>18387963
To have no imagination

[Anonymous No.18388033]

Invest a eugenics breeding program.
Only breed whites.

Satisfy my need to assist in the future of both a white and smart future.

[Anonymous No.18388042]

>>18384006
You retard he meant being tired of the situation you nigger cock breather

[Anonymous No.18388044]

>>18382490
Pay some fucking doctor to cut this acid reflux out of me, fuck this shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.18388060]

>>18388022
I simplified it as op didnt mention how many millions. Didnt want mine becoming a long essay.

[Anonymous No.18388092]

>>18382627
My negro

[Anonymous No.18388175]

>>18382490
Depends how much of a multi-millionaire. Just 1 million I would frugally save and invest so I never have to work again. But if I had 6ish million or more, then probably buy land to build my dream house and get an appointment at the dentist and doctors to finally start getting myself fixed up. Every 20 million after that I would be doing more lavish things such as hiring a maid, going on luxury holidays, >>18382515 every weekend, etc.

[Anonymous No.18388188]

>>18382490
Put it into VOO and live off it for life.

[Anonymous No.18388498]

>>18382490
spend it all on gold, silver, guns, ammo and food

[Anonymous No.18388854]

>>18382490
buy few houses and spread my pool genes

[Anonymous No.18389471]

>>18386784
Some of them turned out to be lesbians.

[Anonymous No.18389497]

>>18382490
Diversify

[Anonymous No.18389556]

>>18382490

I'd buy 4Chan and put its base of operations in an oil rig in international waters so as to not be subjected to US law and return this site to its former glory.

But only after a month long orgy with hundreds of women.

[Anonymous No.18389789]

1 big mansion 100 hookers and its gone

[Anonymous No.18389857]

>>18382490
Buy a bunch of reserved list magic cards and try to find and open a sealed alpha or beta starter deck. Preferably alpha just so I can say I opened an alpha starter deck in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.18389858]

buy gold and get a japanese wife

[Anonymous No.18389876]

>>18388042
That isn't what he said, frendo

[Anonymous No.18390161]

>any amount under 10m
keep my job, buy a $1m house 100% cash, keep $1m in my bank acc for misc spending, invest the rest in something boring i dont have to actively manage (50% stocks, 40% bonds, 10% bitcoin).
>10-24m
as above but also quit my job to full time manage the money. probably buy high quality commercial real estate (think city center shopping street buildings, the type of locations that every business is fighting for).
>25m+
as above but with the advice of a swiss wealth manager.
>100m+
start family office

[Anonymous No.18390307]

>>18382490
Set up a porn studio and convince impressionable 18 year olds to be filmed

[Anonymous No.18390383]

>>18382490
invest in utility stocks to reap dividends. live off the dividends forever. then I'd probably move to hawaii. always wanted to live there. might buy a yacht as well.

[Anonymous No.18390997]

>>18382490
Is buy some gold teeth

[Anonymous No.18391008]

>>18382490
get on here and larp as a billionaire

[Anonymous No.18391030]

>>18384006
I know that feeling I work two full time jobs really made me respect and value my fucking time

[Anonymous No.18391046]

>>18382490
I kill everyone.

[Anonymous No.18391171]

>>18382647
>>18382490
This.

Except Mongolian harem and have like 20 offspring.

[Anonymous No.18391184]

>>18388498
Spotted the boomer

[Anonymous No.18391931]

good long vacation to clear my mind with all shits what happened in my life and went back with tons of ideas

[Anonymous No.18391990]

>>18382490
Make small businesses selling digital goods.

[Anonymous No.18392013]

>>18382490
Buy a cheetah. Spend the rest buying apartments.

[Anonymous No.18392102]

probly end up losing it somehow and kms

[Anonymous No.18392192]

>>18382490
Not be humble at all to my family

[Anonymous No.18392219]

buy coronavirus
keep it in a jar

[Anonymous No.18392457]

>>18382490
Move into a different accommodation. Nothing too crazy though. Then go on a holiday and think about it all. Maybe fuck a super premium prostitute while on holiday. not sure if I would give out anything to people I know. Maybe anonymously to some I know would be happy about little things like a new fridge or something. If you give 1 million $/€ to some people, they kill themselves with it.

[Anonymous No.18392475]

How did I lose money

[Anonymous No.18392741]

>>18382490
Kms

[Anonymous No.18393758]

>>18385859
Based

[Anonymous No.18394561]

>>18390383
>live off the dividends forever
You'll be lucky if you can find any after this year.

>>18392457
>If you give 1 million $/€ to some people, they kill themselves with it.
That's why I was thinking of giving them a "salary" of 20,000 over 50 years instead.

[Anonymous No.18394832]

>>18382522
great answer anon

[Anonymous No.18394849]

>>18382490
Pay off my brother's house.

[Anonymous No.18394855]

buy spy calls with all my money and become a billionaire