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>> No.18379048
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18379048

SPY 280 PUTS JUN 19

>> No.18379054

mumus report in

>> No.18379055
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>>18379031
that is a man!

>> No.18379058
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18379058

>he's a permabull

>> No.18379062
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18379062

and walluh just like that the DOW will never be under 23503 ever again

>> No.18379064
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18379064

im tired of stocks

>> No.18379070
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18379070

Raytheon bottomed, see y'all on the moon

>> No.18379074
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>>18379058
>he's a permabear

>> No.18379078
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>>18379056
this unironcally just happened

>> No.18379081
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18379081

aaaaaaaaaaaand right back down

>> No.18379089
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18379089

Where did all these green candles come from now?

>> No.18379091

can someone make a new thread, im at work and OP is retarded

>> No.18379092

Coordinated dump or nah?

>> No.18379093

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.18379095

Hey guys what are some good oil tankers to buy right now?

>> No.18379096

>>18379089
me :)

>> No.18379097

>>18379031
nice pic coomer

https://youtu.be/CrvDEl3PTmI

>> No.18379098

>>18379089
probably pottery barn or hobby lobby

>> No.18379102
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18379102

>Crude oil down 9% instead of 12%
Oil seemed to have stopped throwing a bitch fit over the oil deal-
>Crude oil down 10.5%
really nigger?

>> No.18379104

I think everyone here has to decide if they are trading or holding. If your trading you buy the rumor sell news. You should have bought oil, and sold before meeting. The ideal scenario was priced in. Obviously it didn't pan out so it sold off after people realized that's it makes no difference.
If your holding. Fine, buy some big boys and hold. Who cares about these fluctuations?
If ur a gambler bet on some shale names, hope we bail them out or a real deal is reached(not likely)
I personally trade oil but am continuously buying tankers, mainly FRO. The glut of oil will continue so you play it.
You guys need a fuckin plan, dont just fuckin buy without an exit strategy

>> No.18379106

Wait, so it's open this Monday? I thought it was a 4 days off thing

>> No.18379108
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18379108

Yikes

>> No.18379112
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18379112

h-here we go

>> No.18379115

>>18379031
absolutely based OP

>> No.18379120

>>18379031
Based and TenchiMuyopilled

>> No.18379124

FUCK OFF HANNO

>> No.18379134
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18379134

>>18379112

>> No.18379137
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18379137

>Literally all it took for oil to tumble again and stocks to almost swing right back into the red
>Was Mexico saying "Eh, maybe not"
So it's really come to this huh

>> No.18379138
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18379138

haha look at this completely organic and natural buying going into a long weekend with 17 million unemployed and the economy shut do- FUCK YOU JEROME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.18379139

>>18379078
Kek bobo BTFO

>> No.18379140

so if leveraged inverse ETFs decay if market go sideways, does sideways movement due to market being closed contribute or not

>> No.18379141

I am so fucking retarded

Why didn't I sell mro when I watched Robin hood crash at 10 from all the robots selling. My call was up 107%.
Any chance this improves over the weekend, or are we in for the fuckening

>> No.18379144

DOWN WE GO!! GOING TO CLOSE BLOOD RED.

>> No.18379148

>>18379108

i was so close to going in on amc a few days ago lol

PHEW

>> No.18379149

Why shouldn’t I go all in on AMC?

>> No.18379162

>>18379149
Its going to be bankrupt in less than a month

>> No.18379163

>>18379134
Amana please let me fuck you. I've gotten so many gains from your tweets and I just wanna reward you.

>> No.18379166

>>18379095
SCORPION GANG

>> No.18379171

Trump's gonna tweet this shit as soon as they reach an agreement

>> No.18379175

>>18379108
>bankruptcy rumors
fucking good. mom & pop theaters are so much better, plus Cineworld is a much better company. Regal theaters are fucking nice.

>> No.18379179

Gigantically painful hold bros.
Gonna sell at last minute

>> No.18379181

>>18379163
how would that be a reward for her?

>> No.18379183

>>18379104
I want to do both, but fuck trading is way too hard, I'm just gonna hold. My plan for today was to buy UCO if the deal went through. Now gonna hold over the weekend and sell on Monday if it doesn't get better.

>> No.18379184

I was talking to friends irl about buying the dip with XOM was 31.45 (I bought at 31.50) and my friend trusts me to not fuck up so she's planning on investing about $600 on my direction to invest.

heres my question: she has other friends who she asks what they invest in since they are always bragging about their gains, and they never tell her. Why WOULDN'T you want you friends to make money? I think they are lying about their gains, what do you gain from not helping your friends. Ofcourse if you make the wrong call, youre both losing, but her and I make sure to set aside money to invest.

>> No.18379185

BUY

AND

HOLD

WHERE IS BASED DIVIDENDS INVESTOR??!?!?!!?!?

>> No.18379199

RTX Chads we need some wojacks

>> No.18379200
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>> No.18379202
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>>18379171
I really hope he does

>> No.18379205

>>18379179
which stock?

>> No.18379207
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18379207

MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES

>> No.18379208

>>18379184
I don’t tell my friends what to invest in. If things go wrong I don’t want to be liable.

>> No.18379209

How is this sustainable?

We're hitting insane unemployment rates, businesses going under.

>> No.18379212

>>18379184
Underageb&

>> No.18379214
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18379214

holy shit

>> No.18379215

>>18379140
Don't even worry about the decay. The leverage makes it irrelevant for short time frames, meaning up to a week or so. If you expect a move down sometime next week, decay isn't worth considering.

>> No.18379219

if leveraged inverse ETFs decay if market go sideways, does sideways movement due to market being closed contribute or not

>> No.18379222

>>18379199
OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18379229
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18379229

I can't even get any cheapies come on bitches is that all you got?

>> No.18379230

ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE?

ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL?

>> No.18379231

>>18379209
inb4 "priced in"

>> No.18379233
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18379233

I feel horrible every move is the wrong one

>> No.18379234
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18379234

GOD DAMN IT MEXICO

>> No.18379235

>everything's green for weeks on end and people think there's no end in sight when the entire world is trying to 'buy the dip'

>> No.18379236

>>18379219
No.

>> No.18379238

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OILERNOS

>> No.18379240

>>18379214
BASED MEXICO

BASED MEXICO

BASED MEXICO

BASED MEXICO

BASED MEXICO

>> No.18379242

>>18379207
one literally who tweeted that to try to gain followers

>> No.18379243

HE SOLD.

>> No.18379246
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>>18379207
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18379247

>>18379215
ok thanks fren i thought my question was lost in jerome's chaos

>> No.18379255
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>>18379209
>How is this sustainable?
>We're hitting insane unemployment rates, businesses going under.

>> No.18379256

>>18379243
PUMP IT

>> No.18379262

>>18379184
it can dip further

>> No.18379261
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18379261

fucking mexico

>> No.18379263

>>18379235
lmao THIS. fucking retards

>> No.18379264

MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN

>> No.18379267
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18379267

Just rolled outta bed. Alright oil sell off! Now we're talkin. I have plans for you next week, mud water.

>> No.18379268

SO IF MEXICO DOESNT SHOW UP, IS THIS GOOD FOR US OILFAGS?

>> No.18379270
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18379270

I closed my short this morning and then bought the top today, stock fell 10% over the day.

why does this happen.

>> No.18379271

>>18379031
Ryoko was the sexiest!
Just had that sexcat energy...

>> No.18379272

>>18379184
Yeah be responsibke for your friends and families investements bro. That will work out just great

>> No.18379275
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18379275

It rising too slowly.

I'm scared

>> No.18379277

>>18379070
>Hurrrrr Raytheon bottomed!!! xD
>still up $2 from yesterday

Oh sweet summer child

>> No.18379278

>>18379199
AHHHHH SELLLLLL AND DON'T HOLD FOR YEARS LIKE A RETARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18379281

I hope Mexico refuses.

>> No.18379286

>>18379183
If you suck at trading don't trade. Pick a different timeline and do that. Maybe u can trade daily, or weekly, or whatever. Pick something you can do and do not stray from it. I trade oil and gold. Anytime I try a different stock I fuck up. I make a lot with oil and gold but always lose when I stray. Get an idea, block out the background noise and run with it. If ur wrong fine, just cut losses.

>> No.18379289

>>18379208
this. this is pure degenerate gambling. XOM is king of their industry despite having a horrible CEO. they can only go up

>> No.18379290

>>18379270
because you are dumb and make poor decisions

>> No.18379294

>>18379184
I always lie about gains to friends and family. When I lose/make under 10%, I made 20%. When I make 50% or more, I broke even.

>> No.18379295

j. powell really has lost his mind, feds now buying junk bonds. next step is directly buying equities. the economy is busted, damage has been done. anyone going long with year-long holding in mind and thinking that everything will recover is out of his mind. at this pace the US will look worse than japan.

>> No.18379297

>>18379255
>that ear

>> No.18379298

>>18379290
should i just give up

>> No.18379299
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>>18379031
i'm down 15k out of 19k fuck me

>> No.18379301

>>18379148
Me too. Then the next day the news comes out.

>> No.18379307

Do I cut my loses and sell BP before its too late?

>> No.18379319
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>>18379045
>Yes if you just want to invest in a well performing ETF. If you want the highest gains you need to gamble on individual stocks, they are two different strategies

But they claim their investment strategy is for long term holding, so no gambling, they nontheless still divide their portfolios like that, and offer 5 portfolios depending on risk (risk related). How do you rate those vs just buying the Global Index? Of course they also have commisions.. so im not sure if it's worth it. Im just new to this, so I dont want to fuck it up.

>If you get the timing right you'll outperform DCAing but some retards wait for years for "the next big dip".

When would you say it's the right time to buy? if you had 100k, would you go all in now or within this month to see how much of a disaster coronavirus is, or would you DCA?

Also, would you have a more diversified portfolio (like pic related) or would you just stick to 100% Vanguard Global Index? (100% of the money that will go in investments of this nature.. because for the high risk gambling im going to buy BTC, maybe as high as 20 or 30k, because I dont want to wait to be 100 years old to have a shoot at being rich. I need 2 million €. 1 million€ to generate passive income, I need at least 20k€ yearly. Then another million € to buy a dream house in Barcelona, then im set. And I should continue recieving some money from the internet from my ranked content but im not counting on this lasting forever because they derank you, they pass retarded laws to force people into wagecucking etc, that is why im obsessed with saving as much as possible to least generate 20k€ passively.

>> No.18379318

>>18379298
no
losing is how you become stronger

>> No.18379322
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oh...fuck

>> No.18379325
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18379325

STALLING TACTIC. WAITING FOR MARKET TO CLOSE

>> No.18379326
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>there are people in here that unironically bought the top and made a new general because of it.

>> No.18379328

>>18379299
How exactly?

>> No.18379336

>>18379295
What is up with the Japanese market? I hear about it being whacked out all the time but I don't really know why/what's wrong with it

>> No.18379339

BUY HIGH, SELL LOW

>> No.18379341

anyone who isnt holding onto their oil right now is literally retarded

>> No.18379344

>>18379298
Look within yourself.
Can you find your kuyashii or gambatte in there?

>> No.18379350
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>>18379175

all the regals near me are ghetto as fuck

the AMC is the nice one here

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>>18379325
Starting to think the same thing.
The Saudis invested billions into oil companies over the last week

>> No.18379354
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18379354

Updates on Beanerland??? What’s going to happen with oil bros???? Do I bail???

>> No.18379358

TOO COCKY

>> No.18379361

>>18379319
>(risk related)
I meant to say pic related.

Also, if I never make it to 2.000.000€, id rather live in my mom's flat but have all my money invested so I can have passive income and still be able to save and reinvest without having to wagecuck. I will continue working on online content until my niche remains profitable.

>> No.18379362

>>18379307
you'll probably regret selling your bp unless you've really got some dire debts to pay

>> No.18379365

>>18379286
I mean yeah I should really not do anymore leveraged etfs, the decay sucks. Just gonna try to day trade regular stocks that way at least I can hold them for a while if I don't see green right away.

>> No.18379369

>>18379351
i've been saying it. this shit is engineered as fuck. the people in that room are going to be the first to buy

>> No.18379371
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18379371

its priced in

>> No.18379372

>>18379104
What do you think about OXY?

>> No.18379375

>>18379106
Monday open.

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>tfw jumped entirely out this morning

>> No.18379380

DOOMP IT AGAIN

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>>18379318
th-thanks anon

>> No.18379386

OH NO NO NO OILBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18379387

>>18379307
Are you a divvy bro or not?

>> No.18379389

>>18379328
Went almost 100% up using leveraged short etf.
Started to use options.
Made some retarded trades, like 155 4/17 puts and etc.
Now I'm bagholding 5/1 210 puts and today i've lost another 1k on another retarded trade.

God. Kill me.

>> No.18379391

BUY SEMIS NOW OR WAIT FOR THE OPTIMISM TO FADE??!!

Kinda finna grab some more nvda amd or amat

>>18379336
Japan has terrible deflation issues, and it’s really not all that similar.
>>18379350
Also this.

>> No.18379393
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18379393

>he missed the bottom

>> No.18379396
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18379396

NOT SO FAST OILKEKS!

>> No.18379397

Never change bulls hehe never change. You short sighted fucks

>> No.18379402

>>18379336
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-economy-boj/japan-central-bank-loses-billions-on-etfs-may-face-annual-loss-idUSKBN21B0CX
all you need to know

>> No.18379404
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18379404

EN.GIN.EERED

>> No.18379407

>>18379369
fuck it
ordered up some more RDS.B

>> No.18379412

>>18379175
Stop watching kikeshit

>> No.18379415

>that Chamath interview

kek

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>>18379393
I bought the top

>> No.18379420
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>> No.18379424
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jesus christ these assholes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V8LY9ySOxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V8LY9ySOxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V8LY9ySOxg

>> No.18379426

>>18379365
U sound new and obviously need to learn. Id look into a major player like xom or something. Buy a position and trade options around that position. Grow ur xom stack and trade calls and puts around it's movement. Leveraged etfs eventually bite u

>> No.18379432

do we open green Monday?

>> No.18379438

>>18379424
thanks mexico

>> No.18379440
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18379440

>>18379420
Nice, thanks bro

>> No.18379442

My stocks go up? I must be doing something right!
Buy more.

My stocks go down? Cheapies!
Buy more.

>> No.18379443

>>18379412
I have been to the theater once and it was to watch the new Konosuba movie, subbed of course.
>>18379350
weird, no AMCs near me but both Regals are the works. Full reclining chairs, beer on tap, etc. I also live rural as fuck.

>> No.18379444

>>18379424
Mexico is stalling until market closes.

fuckers.

>> No.18379445

Can some anon explain why in "the wheel" strategy, it is preferred to start by selling puts? As opposed to selling Calls? Also, is the wheel strategy even advisable in the current insane world market?

>> No.18379446

>>18379420
Based RTX GANG

>> No.18379451

>>18379391
>Japan has terrible deflation issues, and it’s really not all that similar.

Did you see the recent bill that lets the fed give bailouts without reporting? We are headed there.

>> No.18379453

>>18379424
Who is this bitch and why is she trying to pressure mexico via twitter?

>> No.18379455

>>18379444
Ask yourself why.

>> No.18379457
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18379457

bought GUSH and BTC. will delete robinhood
see you guys next year

>> No.18379460

Fucking burrito niggers FUCK THEM!

>> No.18379464

>>18379432
>open
>monday

>> No.18379467
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18379467

Mexico fucking please, just take the damn deal, there is still 32 minutes left for oil to moon.

>> No.18379466

>>18379432
no

>> No.18379468

probably called a break so trump can scream at mexico over the phone

>> No.18379474
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18379474

>>18379171
>Saudi Arabia wants US to cut production
>Trump will not cut production, wants to ramp up production
>No demand, and market flooded

Tweet tweet

>> No.18379477

>>18379444
good fuck you vultures and speculators

>> No.18379479

>>18379420
>tfw was considering RTX but bought BP instead because le oil gains

>> No.18379480
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18379480

>>18379453
>who is this bitch
could be a dedicated very specific LARPer since she isn't verified.
But that'd be quite a thing to LARP

>> No.18379484

>>18379451
How is that deflationary?

>> No.18379485

>>18379453
she's an oil bitch. she works for saudis

>> No.18379486

>>18379372
I think it sucks. Is it worth the risk? Not at this price. Completely mismanaged shit. However, do you think trump bails out our names?

>> No.18379487

FED PUMPING ANOTHER 2.3 TRILLION INTO THE MARKET

rip bears

>> No.18379491

>>18379445
>puts are more expensive
>iv is high so selling is preferred BUT with this volatility be prepared to actually get exercised

>> No.18379493

>>18379455
It's going to pump?

>> No.18379496

>>18379457
leveraged etfs aren't meant to be held overnight, the reset means you can still lose even if it goes up

>> No.18379499

>>18379474
yeah because killing oil would be awesome for trump

>> No.18379500

>>18379420

I love that the company I work for is a meme stock now

>> No.18379501

I don't fucking care anymore beaners. You can keep your food. Just get the fuck out and let us tariff your country.

>> No.18379506

>>18379493
Yes

>> No.18379508
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18379508

>ELI LILLY DOWNGRADED ON VALUATION
Should I take my gains and cash out?

>>18379453
Famous Mexican cosplayer, big bernie supporter

>> No.18379516
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18379516

Drink more Icees

>> No.18379518

>>18379432
It’s been green every Monday. Who knows man, maybe reinfection news comes out.

>> No.18379524

watch trump tweet some shit like, "just got off the phone with mexico..."

>> No.18379525
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18379525

>>18379479
>second largest aerospace/defense merger
>buys oil

>> No.18379527

WE GOLDEN CROSS NOW

>> No.18379530

I guess the pump came early today.

>> No.18379531

>>18379474
>trump will not cut production
America's oil production isn't run by a giant monopoly like the rest of the world retard, so he can't just 'cut production'. But he can ask the big oil companies to cut production, which he already did and most agreed.
>wants to ramp up production
actual garbage misinformation

>> No.18379532
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18379532

Be honest, who thought Jerome wouldn't do it?

>> No.18379537
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18379537

>Blocks your path

>> No.18379538

>>18379455
Seriously though. Why?

>> No.18379539

>>18379500
I love your missiles bruh can you send me a signed SM-6

>> No.18379540

>>18379516
I was hoping to buy more chickies but they went straight up 5% today!!

>> No.18379541

puts or calls for the weekend boys?

>> No.18379545
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18379545

HE SOLD

PUMP IT AGAIN

>> No.18379549

Do people not understand the golden cross only applies to 1-day charts?

>> No.18379553

>>18379538
That's a literal million dollar question anon.

>> No.18379555

>>18379530
there never was a pump today

>> No.18379556
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18379556

>>18379525
me in the picture

>> No.18379557
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18379557

What the FUCK was that?

>> No.18379564

>>18379541
Cash unless you enjoy pain

>> No.18379567

>>18379524
I mean, they are bad hombres after all.

>> No.18379568

CNBC seething right now

>> No.18379571

>>18379541
High iq move is calls. So puts

>> No.18379577

>>18379537
POR QUUUUEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18379578

When is the opec break over ?

>> No.18379582
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18379582

>>18379500
Janitor bro?

>> No.18379587

>>18379491
Right, isn't a covered call safer in clown market?
I feel like buying puts and calls, may be an actual good game in clown market.

>> No.18379589

>>18379537
*farts*

>> No.18379593
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18379593

JNUGgernauts, who else is still holding strong?

>> No.18379594
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18379594

>>18379578
After market closes.

>> No.18379595

I just bought MCHI, SPY, and LUV. Am I fucked now?

>> No.18379597

>>18379538
They're spiteful little wetbacks mad at Trump, and they know how much Trump cares about the stock market

>> No.18379601

bears fell for the trap again, lol. they never learn.

>> No.18379604

>>18379582
girls in the back cute

>> No.18379607

That was just a baby pump. Real pump at 3:40 and 3:50. Followed by big dump of people scared to baghold over the holiday.

>> No.18379609

>>18379531
he should just say "yes we agree to cut oil" then
and if anyone questions him about it, list the oil companies that have made cuts to production.
Rather than saying "No we don't agree to cut oil production, because companies already cut oil production"

>> No.18379611

I hate myself guys. Told my wife I was quitting. Instead loaded up SQQQ at just under 16. I fucking want to die. I deserve to die.

>> No.18379613

What the FUCK is going on??

>> No.18379618

>>18379594
Fuck this we should invade Mexico instead of Venezuela god damn

>> No.18379619

>>18379539
>>18379582

Sorry friendo I design avionics. Collins Aerospace is the chad among chads here at RTX.

>> No.18379620

i spent the last 3 weeks losing hundreds of dollars a day as a bear, honestly just breaking even today after switching positions is going to feel like a windfall after going -50% in under a month

>> No.18379625

>tfw the calls I sold Monday for 3.6 are now worth 11.5

>> No.18379626

>>18379578
last one was just over 15 minutes. we're 6 minutes into this one

>> No.18379629

>>18379537
We really do need a wall

>> No.18379635

BUCKLE UP BOBOS

>> No.18379644
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18379644

LIMITED NUMBER OF STONKS
vs
UNLIMITED NUMBER OF FRESHLY PRINTED MONEYS

the pump is eternal now

>> No.18379645

>>18379611
get out now you idiot

>> No.18379649

>>18379629
simply shooting illegal border crossers would be more cost effective.
You only need to do it a handful of times before everyone else gets the message and stops trying.

>> No.18379653

MEXICO AGREED
>MEXICO AGREED
MEXICO AGREED
>MEXICO AGREED
MEXICO AGREED
>MEXICO AGREED
MEXICO AGREED
>MEXICO AGREED
MEXICO AGREED
>MEXICO AGREED

>> No.18379655

Just sold everything :)
#CashGang

>> No.18379658

>>18379619
>Implying AST isn't the chadliest part of Raytheon

>> No.18379662
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18379662

welp..

>> No.18379663

>>18379620
bearish

>> No.18379664

>>18379420
kek nice i will cook up some OC this weekend too

>> No.18379667

>>18379593
Stay strong my JNUGga. We’re gonna make it

>> No.18379668
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18379668

>ALL OPEC+ MEMBERS AGREE TO OIL OUTPUT CUT

>> No.18379672

>>18379619
please give me your thoughts on this documentary about guidance systems, it's fairly short
https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ

>> No.18379676

>>18379653
>>18379655
kek

>> No.18379678

>>18379207
Stupid fucking spics.

>> No.18379681
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18379681

>he thought it'd dump EOD

>> No.18379683

>>18379655
Pump et

>> No.18379685

>>18379611
NIgger don't fight the fed.

>> No.18379686
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18379686

PUMP CONFIRMED

>> No.18379687

>>18379653
>>18379655
>he fell for the trap

>> No.18379688

>>18379477
rude

>> No.18379689

On one hand I see how societies depend on energy production to stay afloat, but on the other I see a group of gangsters colluding to figure out the best way to take more money out of the pockets of everyday people. Fuck these oil merchants, I hope the US pumps the market into oblivion.

>> No.18379690

>>18379620
Bro, I had 19k cash in my account, I'm now with 154 dollars and 4k in puts

>> No.18379691

SELL THE NEWS
SELL THE NEWS
SELL THE NEWS
SELL THE NEWS
SELL THE NEWS

>> No.18379699

GUSH a good buy right now?

>> No.18379700
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18379700

great now i can close her twitter forever

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18379701

>>18379653
>>18379668
>Last 30 minutes of trading
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18379704
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18379704

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.18379705
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18379705

christ almighty finally

>> No.18379707

>>18379699
no

>> No.18379711

>>18379691
BUY THE FACTS

>> No.18379712
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18379712

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18379713

>>18379681
(You)

>> No.18379715

>>18379609
You guys really think everybody outside of the us are idiots, huh?

>> No.18379716

>>18379681
I did, I did think that.

>> No.18379717

>>18379655
Same, but yesterday

>> No.18379718

>>18379319
>But they claim their investment strategy is for long term holding, so no gambling
and that's why their strategy is unlikely to outperform something like the vanguard global index but you probably have to pay slightly higher fees. To outperform you have to take higher risks. If I had to choose one of them I'd go with Cartera 5 until I'm older and then gradually switch towards 1 so I don't get cucked on a crash when I want to retire, but I could also just buy the global index fund and be done with it for the next 15-20 years.
>When would you say it's the right time to buy? if you had 100k, would you go all in now or within this month to see how much of a disaster coronavirus is, or would you DCA?
funnily enough I currently have $10k I want to invest, if there are no major bad/good news over the weekend I plan on putting half into my global index fund next week and wait a few weeks to see how the market develops until I put the other half in. This may not be the perfect strategy but I'm not yet comfortable enough with the corona situation to put everything in.
>Also, would you have a more diversified portfolio (like pic related) or would you just stick to 100% Vanguard Global Index?
I think that it's just ~75% Global Index + ~25% bonds/real estate (for Cartera 5) and not really more "diversified" in the stock portfolio. If you want some bonds+real estate go for it, but I personally don't think those are necessary until later in life

>> No.18379721

ITS LITERALLY NOTHING

OIL KEKS BTFO

>> No.18379726
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18379726

>>18379712
>>18379704
>>18379686

>> No.18379728

>>18379690
the whole diamond hands meme makes you feel like some kind of visionary who can see the future but i think its just a way for bulls to soak bears and make them keep a shitty position. im not a genius who can see something the market cant. im a retard getting dabbed on by algorithms and the bogdanoffs. i just want to stop the bleeding.

>> No.18379730

>>18379715
well to even ask Trump
>do you agree to cut oil production?
shows how stupid they are
because that isn't something that he has the power to do

>> No.18379732

>brent refusing to drop below 32
fucking plz do it so i can wake up rich as fuck on monday

>> No.18379731
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18379731

aaaaand... nothing is happening

>> No.18379733
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18379733

>>18379701
OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI OWARI

>> No.18379736
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18379736

HAPPENING

>> No.18379737

>>18379689
It's pretty funny how a commodity literally has to have global collusion to supply-fix in order to survive. If you did that in any modern country the government would fucking slam the collusion.

>> No.18379739
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18379739

Are lots of people going to Dave and Busters this weekend or what. How could I possibly be up 12%

>> No.18379741

>>18379700
>>18379700
see>>18379662

>> No.18379743

WHY IS BP GOING DOWN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18379745

>>18379705
>10 million
>2 months

this is... nothing? LMAO

>> No.18379746

>nothing happened
lol

>> No.18379753

it's still gonna close in the red bois

>> No.18379758

>They fell for the bear into bull trap
Crab et

>> No.18379762

>>18379031
If you dangle a carrot in front of the invested bear, he will bite for it, miss and cum in his pants early

>> No.18379765

I never ever hear anymore quote the wilshire 5000 index

>> No.18379767

>>18379737
Bobo r u ok

>> No.18379772

>>18379743
BP is getting dicked on a sale they needed badly by the buyers financing falling through. Cut your losses on BP if you can

>> No.18379777

>need a slightly down market or crab week
>four straight green days
>my puts that were doing ok last week expire worthless
This was an interesting learning experience

>> No.18379779

>>18379762
a wise proverb

>> No.18379780

>>18379593
>>18379667
It dropped and then went up to 15 and i bought at 8.50 and would of course stay at 5 something. Do we ever think it will return to a higher value?

>> No.18379782

>>18379737
exactly. this is revealing to the everyday people that oil is just based on the collusion of a few oligarchs to get rich.

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18379785

>>18379731

>> No.18379786

Also, can someone help explain why the FUCK the Russel is just ignoring the rest of the market and happily mooning?

>> No.18379787
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18379787

>Cuts agreed to
>Nothing, literally limper than a limp noodle

WTF IS THIS CLOWN MARKET? DO WE NEED TO HAVE IRAN OR SOMEONE BOMB THE OIL REFINERIES TO MAKE OIL GO UP?

>> No.18379788
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18379788

>>18379704

>> No.18379789

NANI?!?

>> No.18379790

>>18379753
probably, i took it in the ass by jerome like 15 times in 3 weeks so itll probably dump now that im in spxl

>> No.18379797

>>18379739
I've got some $20 calls for November.

>> No.18379802

any reason why saudi was allowed to buy stock in oil companies like shell? sounds shady as fuck.

>> No.18379804

should i buy Raytheon or nah

>> No.18379803

>>18379787
USO IS FLAMING HOT GARBAGE
YOU IDIOTS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT DETERMINE IT'S VALUE

>> No.18379807
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18379807

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18379808

MONDAY WILL BE SO RED, I CAN FEEL IT

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18379809

>>18379299
Awww, did someone try trading options on lolRH without fully understanding options?

>> No.18379811

>>18379767
Oil is tanking regardless of the deal now, so if I was a bobo I would love it. I'm been making moneys of calls this entire week and avoided oil because it's retarded, where at least I can expect a permabull trend.

>> No.18379812

>>18379804
nah

>> No.18379813

>>18379787
In clown market, do not expect a direction, expect only volatility.

>> No.18379814

>>18379658

Do those working in AST get free pilot training?

Only based avionics engineering does because we interface with the pilot and therefore need to be pilots.

>tfw you flew $1K worth of solo time on the company dime yesterday

>> No.18379816

>>18379609
Everybody at the table knows about the independent production drops due to low demand. They are not including those as part of any agreed cut.

>> No.18379819

>>18379728
I'm actually smart, I've shorted back in Feb. Thing is - I had no clue about options in my first trades, and I have some real bad habits of doing things without thinking twice, which resulted in me buying stupid puts with too much cash.
I still believe that this is a bull trap.

>> No.18379821

CNBC man making way too much sense
>>18379808
*should be, not will be

>> No.18379822

>>18379804
Yes its still a bargain

>> No.18379826
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18379826

>>18379739
>stock price is based on real-time earnings

>> No.18379828

>>18379808
this was said 6 days ago :)

>> No.18379829

>>18379804
>>18379812
i did, it seems undervalued but im also a retard

>> No.18379831

>>18379802
ANY REASON WHY FED WAS ALLOWED TO PUMP UP MARKET? SOUNDS SHADY AS FUCK

>> No.18379832

>>18379786
Not only that but it's mooning even after news came out that the loans are shit for small to medium business. Literal clown market

>> No.18379833

>>18379737
Its like physics. What applies on s very small systems does not apply to medium systems. And what applies to medium systems does not applie to really big systems

>> No.18379836

>>18379819
>I'm actually smart
where'd your money go then?

>> No.18379837

>>18379672

>not posting the remix

https://youtu.be/_LjN3UclYzU

>> No.18379843

>>18379787
It went up last week when the meeting was announced.
Then again when it was revealed the meeting wasn't delayed again.
It's what we in the industry call "valuated in"

>> No.18379844

>>18379831
Fed exists to bail out the rich.

>> No.18379845

>>18379115
>>18379120
>>18379271
My fellow anons of based taste.

>> No.18379847

>>18379780
Bought in at 5.55. I’m holding the faith that it jumps up to $20+ sometime this year.

>> No.18379855

>>18379814
*jams your gps internally*
*targets your airplane with directed energy*

>> No.18379856

>>18379819
i lost 50% of my position believing it was a bull trap, so it probably is

>> No.18379859
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18379859

>>18379802
why not?

>> No.18379867

>>18379787
The cut was not enough to be liked apparently

>> No.18379875

>>18379804
Bought yesterday at $60. We’re gonna make it bois

RIDE THE TOMAHAWK

>> No.18379876

>>18379867
We knew that for like, hours though.

>> No.18379878

at X:50 "it" will happen. And then at X:55 "that" will happen. You have been warned.

>> No.18379881

>>18379836
smart is not the same a luck or good instincts, that said- i am still a retard who lost everything

>> No.18379885

Algos about to dump massively.

>> No.18379886

>>18379867
when trump tweeted this exact number oil mooned

>> No.18379888
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18379888

>THEY BOUGHT THE TOP
>WE GO TOWARDS A NEW BOTTOM
>THEY CASH OUT
>THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BOTTOM THIS TIME

time to buy in then
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18379889

Are we getting a 3:50 pump or dump?

>> No.18379892
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18379892

>>18379802

Based Saudi's pulling the bait and switch, getting people to throw their money into bankrupt companies

>> No.18379895

15:56 we moon

>> No.18379898

>>18379831
Fed will start buying equities before EOY

>> No.18379899

>>18379867
10m was literally best it could have been hoped for.

What kind of a clown fucking market is this? Worst unemployment numbers to date come out and market skyrockets.
Oil finally gets a fucking break and it does NOTHING? What?

>> No.18379902

>>18379690
Why didn't you buy Walmart or something real?

>> No.18379907

>>18379889
I will never forgive Jerome if he doesn't pump EoD today.

>> No.18379909

>>18379831
Didn't you hear that Fed has a new mandate: to get sitting presidents re-elected

>> No.18379910

>>18379888
does this guy realize that its crabbing and we're not even close to the previous bottom?

>> No.18379916

>>18379690
lesson learned on betting against the FED

>> No.18379918

>>18379899
It was priced in already

>> No.18379919

Stop speculating on oil itself and just buy the energy producers/refiners/transporters

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>>18379836
Being smart doesn't mean that I'm not doing any mistakes. If I wasn't smart I wouldn't have recognized these mistakes.
>>18379856
Look at this

>> No.18379926

>>18379847 I feel like miners will go back to work sooner then some manufacturing jobs/travel ..What do you think about that?

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>>18379898
>start

>> No.18379934

DUMP EEEET

>> No.18379936

>>18379899
Priced in

>> No.18379938

>>18379828
>Markets only go up during a recession :)
>Especially several weeks in a row
A fool and his money

>> No.18379941

What do you guys think about buying shares of Heinekein?

>> No.18379944

>>18379899
did you miss the additional two trillion in stimulus? it's the only reason stock didn't dump today

>> No.18379946

>>18379899
Job numbers were unironically already priced in, and although these are the numbers expected for the deal, the whole reason oil was going to the shitter in the first place is in expectation of that number. Now that it's confirmed, it's going "back on track" until a tariff is discussed and introduced.

>> No.18379947

https://youtu.be/1WCDIm2hyZM?t=53

>> No.18379950

>>18379910
I don't think anybody at CNBC has memory that goes farther back than 3 days.

>> No.18379955

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18379962

>>18379938
imagine thinking the original fall of companies was realistic
this is the correction

>> No.18379965

>>18379902
Because I've felt like shit for not using the opportunity of my life and using options to short instead of 3x ETFs, so I've tried to make up for that without being cautious.

>>18379916
50/50, I think that we'll still see a downturn as long as the fed won't buy equities directly like Yellen suggested. You can have as much as liquidity as the market needs, but it won't make people buy stocks when they'll realize that things won't be back to normal

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18379966

Inb4 a Tenchi thread closes! First time we've had a whole green week I some time. Whats the play for next week?

>> No.18379970

THE CNBC MARKET ZONE

>> No.18379973

RTX bros we gonna be ok if shtf right

>> No.18379976

>>18379941
smart, bars are closed now so the stock is low, when it opens itll shoot up

>> No.18379978

>>18379785
Is that darker than black? I watched the first season and loved it, but I started second season and it isnt nearly as good

>> No.18379980

its gonna be the 350 dump isnt it

>> No.18379983

here it cums boys

>> No.18379984

>>18379950
That blonde anchor has some fucking milkers god damn

>> No.18379986

>>18379811
Nah. It’ll hover in this range until we get a firm date which should be before May but since Trump is a pussy and listens to frantic demtards and msm, won’t be until April 1. Then it’ll start a steady climb toward 50 and be 60 by end of July

>> No.18379987

>>18379928
Ladies and gentlemen...
A retard in his natural habitat.

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and here's the end of day dump

>> No.18379995

>>18379962
The impact of long term high unemployment rate and massive supply chain disruption is still not factored in. Things are going up because Fed has unambiguously committed to making printer go brrrrrrrrr until the stock prices go up.

>> No.18379996

holy shit lmao

>> No.18379997

>>18379889
always a pump, they won't allow downward motion ever again

>> No.18379999

>>18379926
Agreed. Let’s gooooooooo

>> No.18380000

>>18379973
RTX will actively benefit from shtf, do you think the Navy will need MORE missiles or LESS?

>> No.18380001

DUMP PUMP BATTLE

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WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18380006

>still no sell off
Bulls win i guess

>> No.18380017

DUMP EVERYTHING! GET OUT WHILE YOU ARE STILL GREEN AAAAAAAAAAA

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>this fucking volume

>> No.18380021

>>18380012

MIGRATE

>> No.18380022

Iron balls hold into the weekend.

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>>18379950
CNBC exists to either lull people into a false sense of security or scare the living daylights out of them. It's clickbait entertainment. Also
>unphased
>with a PH

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>>18379984
>the absolute state of coomers
At least go for some qt yellow girl.

>> No.18380033

>>18380000
>LESS
*fewer

>> No.18380041

>>18380018
This. What the fuck.

>> No.18380044

>>18380005
>>18380017
Bearish

>> No.18380052

Bear volume going up and resistance not breaking

>> No.18380058

Guys, every single member of opec + will cheat and cut way less than they promised. They always do, especially after sudi has lost influence in the middle east

>> No.18380060

>>18380021
fake thread nice try faggot

>> No.18380061

>>18379978
>Look at my tag for darker than black
>"Barely remember what happened, boring and shit in general"

>> No.18380067

lol green

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>> No.18380081

IT'S BELOW OPEN!!!! BELOW OPEN

>> No.18380094

>>18380032
why are they so obsessed with fake iris lenses jesus christ

>> No.18380101

>>18379984
Never noticed Morgan had those... her yoga outfit pics didn’t look like huge titties

>>18380024
Morning show where they have good guests or break news about what the fed is doing, good to have on while you enjoy your coffee or do your morning exercises.

>> No.18380102

not even a dump? bear bros better give up, monday bright green confirmed.

>> No.18380125

>>18380000
>War...war never changes

ALL ABOARD THE RTX ROCKET RIDE

>> No.18380134

>>18379991
*pump

>> No.18380151

>It’snothing.jpg

Wtf bros

>> No.18380250

>>18379941

Heineken is a good stock in general. Buy plenty when it's cheap

>> No.18380280

>>18379611
your just gambling your money at this point. Stop now or I'll short ur wife

>> No.18380521

I went all in on HAL at $8.
>OOOOOOOO
or
>AAAAAAAAA

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>>18379055
no that is not a man that's a planet killer super weapon

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>>18379031
Best girl before best girl arguments were a thing