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> NO NOT MY HAPPENING! IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN SO I CAN FINALLY BUY $AAPL FOR $10 A SHARE AND FINALLY GET A GIRLFRIEND!!! NO, STOP BUYING THE CDC SAID THIS IS BLACK DEATH 2.0, EVEN THOUGH THEIR ESTIMATES KEEP GETTING REVISED DOWN NO!!!!!!!! STOP BUYING NOOOOOOOO

>> No.18377354

Lots of insecurity there.

>> No.18377410

Imagine being such a loser you buy stocks instead of starting your own company

>> No.18377426

Imagine being such a loser you start your own company instead of buying chainlink

>> No.18377484

>>18377270
their estimates were based on if we didn't take any preventative measures like closing shit and doing social distancing.... well we started to take those measures, so now the estimates are going down. fucking retards, i swear.

>> No.18377587

>>18377484
The 100-200k estimate was with preventative measures. With no measures it was like 2-5 gorillion

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>>18377426
ewwww...

>> No.18378389

>>18377587
A french study just revealed obesity is the major comorbidity in covid19 fatalities. 80% of people who die because of it, are obese. The american south, birthplace of the shart, is going to get decimated. That's extremely bullish!

>> No.18378422

>>18377354
How much are your puts down today?

>> No.18378627

>>18377410
Imagine starting a company when you can scammed neckbeards by pretending you're a girl.