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>> No.18371466
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Just a reminder.

Ready to get rekt?

>> No.18371501
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/Sneed Market General/

>> No.18372284
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>>18371453
How's oil treating you guys?

>> No.18372310

WHO DO I BUY

>> No.18372314

>>18371453
POWELLL LIVE AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18372323
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18372323

UP
20%
THIS WEEK
>UP
>20%
>THIS WEEK

>> No.18372326

America will have the greatest and fastest economic recovery ever seen. The rest of the world, run by numales and bulldykes, will crumble into shit


AMERICHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>> No.18372329
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>>18372310
CALLS ON ZOOM
ENDORSED BY POWELL THE PRINTER

>> No.18372331
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>>18371466
Get ready to anty up motherfucker.

>> No.18372344

Next we week we're going even higher. The last bears will FOMO into this crazy market not wanting to be left behind. ATH by end of April as we open the country back up for May.

>> No.18372349
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We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

>> No.18372359
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>>18372284
Currently on Mars

>> No.18372364

>>18372349
bobo was a bitch nigga, good riddance

>> No.18372365
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>> No.18372368
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18372368

>JBLU
>AAL
>CCL
>PLAY
>RTX

Yeah, I own these, how could you tell?

>> No.18372381

When is oil news going to be released? I wanna go back to sleep it's 7am

>> No.18372387

Alright I'm pretty much out. No point of jumping in for minimal gains when the loss can be huge considering all the indicators showing an economic slow down plus actual sources saying we're in a recession. Oh plus 16 million newly unemployed in 3 weeks time.

>> No.18372388

I can't believe I listened to the retards here saying to wait to buy in

>> No.18372392

WHY ARE we dumping? I just bought SPXL

>> No.18372394
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18372394

>be naive retard
>put $2200 in the market
>feelin good
>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
>finally capitulate this morning and reverse to bullish position
>can’t trade out of it this weekend, forced to hold
now the market will finally crash

>> No.18372396
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>>18371453
Bitter sweet

>> No.18372398
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>>18372368
I'll do you one better
>KTOS
>SPR
>RTN
>ATE

>> No.18372403

I'M BUYING TODAY I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT WAS THE BOTTOM NEVER FIGHT THE FED THE DOLLAR IS GOING TO ZERO I DONT CARE I WANT TO OWN FAKE ASSETS

LET IT BURN BUT I'M BUYING VFIAX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18372418

>>18372326
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

that's it, I am bullish and getting all in

>> No.18372419

>>18372394
Man you are dumb

>> No.18372422

Who bought at the very bottom here? I'm going to be rich LOL

>> No.18372427
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bros
why does Jerome sound like a text to voice program now

>> No.18372428

The NYSE has finally become the fucking crypto market

>> No.18372440
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>>18372398

i'll do YOU one better

>BA
>WEN
>DOW
>AMD

i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today

>> No.18372445

Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks

>> No.18372447
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18372447

We should probably go long in heart medicine.
Demand is going to rocket.

>> No.18372446

>>18372422
I’m still holding for a bigger crash. I bought about 20% in and was waiting to go in for the other 80%. Might just be fucked tho

>> No.18372457
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>>18372440
>i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today
I absolutely feel that friend, let's just roll in green and laugh at bears together

>> No.18372468

>>18372427
this

>> No.18372475

TDG is fucking mooning

>> No.18372479

Where can I watch the OPEC meeting if there is a live stream?

>> No.18372482

>>18371453
>Sold aal yesterday at 11.20 for a small profit
>Fucking rallies hard today
I'm cursed. IM FUCKING CURSED!

>> No.18372486

>>18372396
>SQQQ
Why do you retards use one based on nasdaq when tech is quite stable conjugated to others? SDOW

>> No.18372487

ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT $4800 IN SPIRIT AIRLINE STOCK YESTERDAY AT 3:58 P.M. YESTERDAY, WELL LOOK WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!

>> No.18372493

>that dip on oil, then the return back
Traders trying to break stop losses, for sure.

>> No.18372499
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>>18372482
I did the same with AC, I sold yesterday to take profit and it gapped up 15%

you know what? I fucking bought back in anyways, stocks ONLY go up

>> No.18372501
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18372501

>tfw went all in on RTX

>> No.18372504

This market makes ZERO sense. What the fuck is going on???

>> No.18372505

>costco sales jump over 10%
>it's tanking
What the fuck is this clown market?

>> No.18372508

>>18372493
this

>> No.18372510

>>18372479
I don't think its open to the public

>> No.18372511

I'm tired Jerome...

>> No.18372513

>>18372504
>What the fuck is going on???

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18372526

>>18372493
and profit taking, obviously.

>> No.18372528

THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO
-JEROME

>> No.18372532

>missed the second mooning of airlines
Mama...I'm cold.

>> No.18372534

>>18372504
wait for Q1 income statements, massacre ensues afterwards.

>> No.18372536

>>18372504
Go away tourist.

>> No.18372537

>>18372504
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18372538
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WHERE DID MY MONEY GO

>> No.18372545
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>>18372538
TO ME FAGGOT

>> No.18372548

Now that the general sentiment is back to bullmarket this shit will dump, 2$t stimulus is extremly bearish in clown world.

>> No.18372556

>>18372528
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18372559
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TOURISTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF /smg/
WE KNOW YOU MADE A ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT TO ROLEPLAY AS MICHAEL BURRY

NOW FUCK OFF

>> No.18372562
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The literal fucking moment i bought it dropped 5%. How the fuck does this happen

>> No.18372564
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BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO

>> No.18372566
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>>18372505
>good news is bad news
>bad news is good news
welcome to clown market.

>> No.18372567

>>18372538
to me faggot

>> No.18372568

HEY YOU, TMDX ANON, THE LUNG TAXI FAGGOT

GUESS WHAT, ANTIBE IS AT 0.70 TODAY

>> No.18372572
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What's wrong BOBO?

>> No.18372575

NOT WORRIED ABOUT INFLATION

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18372578

>>18372486
Because I am betting on tech outperforming the Dow to the downside once this rally is over, lots of money has been hiding out in tech since the first leg down.

>> No.18372580
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BLOOD
RED
AHHHH

>> No.18372585

>short AMD this morning
>it goes up
>just wait
>it goes all the way up to 50.25
>just wait
>it comes crashing back down into profit

based coronachan dead economy

>> No.18372587
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LIKE I SAID... I HOPE YOU NIGGERS GOT YOUR FUCKING KO. WHAT A WILD RIDE.

>> No.18372591

INFLATION DOESN'T EXIST.

>> No.18372596

>>18372548
cope

>> No.18372597

INFLATION NOT A CONCERN NOW!!!

>> No.18372599

I'm so sad bros. Literally everything I do, the market goes the opposite.

>> No.18372600
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https://youtu.be/kOkIRe2nv2Q [Open]

JEROME SAYS “THERE’S NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO!”
“INCREASES IN MONEY SUPPLY DO NOT RESULT IN HIGH INFLATION”
“ONE THING I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IS INFLATION”

priced in

>> No.18372601

I’m thinking’s my of buying in soon. That means it’s going to dump next week. Enjoy your bull traps, I hope you make money.

>> No.18372608

>>18372505
You made the classic beginner mistake. Good news is never priced in and will lead to a dump. Bad news is always priced in an leads to a pump.

>> No.18372613

Oil news when?

>> No.18372615

>>18372572
im not gay, but goddammit i love this man.

>> No.18372617

Why is everyone freaking out? Relax. Stop the gambling attitude. If you’ve bought oil shares, just hold. They’re still at a low. EVEN if the deal falls through and the stock drops - that’s only temporary. It will bounce back, eventually and you will profit off it. Either way, you’ve bought oil CHEAP. Worst thing? You didn’t buy at its CHEAPEST. Regardless, at any point, you make profit.

>> No.18372618

>printing more money is good as it raises the value of the dollar

Based Powell

>> No.18372623
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18372623

confirmation that stonks are 99% psychological, 1% mathematical.

>> No.18372625

DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST

pls

DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST

>> No.18372626

>>18372580
Rotation out of tech into value, should have happened 5 years but every retarded fund manager is in like the same 20 big tech names

>> No.18372627

>>18372601
Fox and grasped right here.

>> No.18372631

>>18372505
it’s counter-cyclical retard

>> No.18372632
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>>18372331
>>18372504

This makes no f'ing sense. Bottom was supposed to be at the 18th of April... FUCK!

>> No.18372634
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>tfw you bought TLSA accidentally instead of TSLA and you are now up 53%

can't lose in this market

>> No.18372637

>>18372625
BASED Jerome says NO

>> No.18372638
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>>18372601

>> No.18372647

>>18372368
chada is that you? its me tony

>> No.18372648
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>>18372634
not gonna lie I looked to see if there was any stock with the ticker SNIB or SNAB and 100% would have bought in this morning if it had existed

>> No.18372649

>>18372618
I'm not even mad I lost money today because it's going to be worthless soon anyways. Guess I'll get more gold, silver, ammo, and lube.

>> No.18372650

>>18371453
were breaking .5 retracement guys!!!
ITS HAPPENING!!

how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?

>> No.18372651

Who else selling calls on oil? Just me?

>> No.18372653

are we bouncing off the 50% fib????????

>> No.18372655
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18372655

>WAAAAH WHY DOESNT THE MARKET DO I WHAT I WANT
>MARKET IS RIGGED
>IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE?????
>LE MONEY PRINTER MEME BRRR HAHA

>> No.18372657

whyvthe FUCK are we dumping fuck this

>> No.18372658
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>>18372625
Only for other currencies. The dollar is immune, because everyone will buy it at whatever price we give.

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>>18372626

>Nasdaq down 0.13%
>It's the great rotation out of tech and into value we've been waiting for for 5 years

>> No.18372668

JEROME, stop talking and get back to the printer!

>> No.18372669
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Why is XOM not mooning when OXY is?

>> No.18372671
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So I just sell cash covered RTX puts? It's that easy?

>> No.18372674

>>18372625
Printing money doesn’t really cause inflation when there’s a ton of deflation by nobody being able to spend money

>> No.18372675

>>18372349
F

>>18372394
>>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
which ones?

>> No.18372676

>>18372650
>how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?
Not enough

>> No.18372679

If the oil deal goes though I'm done being a bear, gonna full ride bull and average down if need be.

>> No.18372680

>>18372664
watch the relative performance of the russell vs nasdaq over next year, faggot

>> No.18372684

>>18372674
The cows will come home at the end of the day.

>> No.18372686

Guys, when is the bottom coming?

>> No.18372688

>>18372671
buy 100 RTX, sell cash covered puts, AND sell stock covered OTM calls

triple down baby

>> No.18372693

GUYS, DO I SELL AIR CANADA NOW

>> No.18372694
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>>18372657
Powell only prints money for loans

Would you accept a loan you know you cant buy back?

>> No.18372697

WHY IS IT DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.18372698
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>>18372445
>Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks
you better not be too aversive towards risk.

>> No.18372699

>>18372447
Whatre you thinking? I was gonna bleed pharma until one moons

>> No.18372701

Why did all semis just tank? Did something happen in China?

>> No.18372706

>>18372671
Its free money

>> No.18372709

>>18372688
Explain what this means to me as if I were a bumbling retard.

>> No.18372710

>>18372686
march of 2020

>> No.18372711

>>18372680

You're the one who made a stupid statement about the most irrelevant daily action ever

>> No.18372713
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AHHHH I'M OUT OF MONITOR SPACE AND I'M OUT OF LIQUIDITY

I'M ALL IN BABY

>> No.18372714

>>18372697

seriously get these retards off the TV, just show pictures of putin and some oil sheik until the meetings over, im trying to cash the fuck out

>> No.18372715

>>18371453
How do you manage your stop-loss orders?
I had stoplosses on GILD and MRNA and both activated even though the stock then bounced and kept going up, leaving me in the dust...

>> No.18372717

>>18372694
yes, why not? if i cannot repay it, i will get a bail out anyway.

>> No.18372722

>>18372634
>TLSA
they just developed a therapy for the virus and they are patenting it. I am buying this shit

>> No.18372723

>US weekly jobless claims jump by 6.6 million and we’ve now lost 10% of workforce in three weeks

REACT TO BAD NEWS DAMN YOU

>> No.18372725

>>18372617
Majority here are ADD option traders that gamble and can't into long holds unless it's sqqq.

>> No.18372733

>>18372715
set them lower, so a drop of 6% doesnt wipe them out

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What went wrong?

>> No.18372736

>>18372634
BASED

FUCKING BASED

BOBO BTFO

>> No.18372739
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WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??????

>> No.18372746

ummmm Jerome????

>> No.18372751

>>18372693
Hey leafbro. I'm also in AC at $15.89. We got really good news yesterday, but with the long weekend coming up I don't know if im holding over the weekend... Better to make some money and miss making more, then to make none or lose.

>> No.18372753

JEROME SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

>> No.18372754

>>18372709
1. options contracts are blocks of 100 stocks
2. selling a call means selling the right to buy a stock at a certain price higher than current, so if you sell a stock covered RTX call $100, you're promising to sell RTX for $100 on that date
3. selling a put means selling the right to sell a stock to you (ie, promising to buy a stock) at a certain lower price - ie, you promise to buy RTX if it drops to $40 on that date
4. selling calls and puts generates money called premium that's literally just free

>> No.18372757

>>18372734
I do not trust van eck

>> No.18372760

>>18372723

These are just the "economic rally will be swift in May and the recession will be avoided" people buying back in. Isn't going to happen.

>> No.18372763

Oh nononoonon boars, we got too cocky

>> No.18372766

>>18372713
>fucking based windows 7 user

>> No.18372771

If you get burned by the impending sheer dip, please stop investing in the markets. You have ZERO foresight.

>> No.18372774

>>18372751
I made that mistake yesterday, I sold at $18 on the good news and it gapped up to 21

bought back in at 21.50 and hodling long term now

>> No.18372779

>>18372757
whats with with vaneck?

>> No.18372784

What did Jerome say

>> No.18372788
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Lol, Fed and Trump running the economy for future generations!

>> No.18372787

>>18372771
I HAVE STOP LOSSES LITTLE NIGGER

just please don't gap down 7% on monday or something stupid like that

>> No.18372791

>>18372717
except you were already bailed out in 2009 and the people who bailed you out are still mad

>> No.18372793

USO CLIMB. WTF

>> No.18372794
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.18372797

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN JAPAN ECONOMY IS CRASHING AND BURNING NOW HOW THE FUCK WE GREEN DAY MY MONEY MY FUCKING BOBO MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18372803

>>18372771
>leave the market in february
>re-enter some time before elections
Is this the GOAT strategy?

>> No.18372804

>>18372759
>conflating the health crisis and the economic crisis
dumb brainlet

>> No.18372810

>>18372797
american traders have buried their heads in the sand with their finger on the buy button

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https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1248255521695596544

>> No.18372816

>>18372766
Why did Microsoft try to make such a shitty OS UI like win10 and 8? I despise it so fucking much.

>> No.18372817

>>18372784
2.3T support package

>> No.18372819

What the fuck is happening to SPY?

>> No.18372822

>nasdaq +0.2%
>TQQQ -1.5%
uhhh market makers??? hello????

>> No.18372824

>>18372788
RUN IT

>> No.18372825

love when i step away for 10 fucking minutes and all my gains are wiped out

>> No.18372827
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18372827

my SPR stop loss is $0.05 from firing

but if it fires I make 10%

but if it fires I don't make more than 10%

>> No.18372829

>he doesn't know how to use TA

lmao how the fuck do you make your trading decisions? just go long/short at a random point and hope? LMAO

>> No.18372830

No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal

>> No.18372834

>>18372822
Tech is dead! LONG LIVE KING OIL!

>> No.18372840

>>18372830
wrong

>Russia and Saudi Arabia have a deal on deep oil output cut #OOTT

>> No.18372843

>>18372829
I unironically only care about fundamentals and market trends

I buy RTX because they're undervalued and KTOS because stealth wingman drones are the future of warfare

>> No.18372844
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18372844

OOOOOOOO

>> No.18372851

Seriously wtf happened, what did Jerome say? He held down and raped my gains

>> No.18372852
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18372852

the next 15 minutes are absolutely crucial for S&P500

>> No.18372855

>>18372779
Idk I just don’t like GDX lol

>> No.18372856

>>18372349
A biting eulogy

>> No.18372858

>>18372774
I just sold at $21.50 for some really nice profits. Going to keep my eye on AC all day now, probably regret selling, but praying for a small dip to re-buy.

>> No.18372863

LETS FUCKING RIDE


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

NOTHING MATTERS BUY ANY FUCKING DIPS

>> No.18372866
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18372866

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.18372864
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18372864

HERE WE GO OILBROS

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

>> No.18372867

>>18372830
You gave me a fucking heart attack. Is this the new troll?

>>18371466
WHERE'S MY MONEY ASSHOLE.


THE MONEY PAY UP.

>> No.18372869

>SCO hit stop loss
It was a good try boys.

>> No.18372872

>gold
WHAT
literally just ate all my gold gains

>> No.18372874

I don't want to be conspiracytard, but does anyone else feel like smart money is boosting in just to short the entire economy once the TRUMPBUX arrive?

>> No.18372875

Remember how i kept saying to buy C? Yeah...you probably shoulda bought it..

>> No.18372877

>>18372675
took a $300 loss on SQQQ and $700 loss DCAing into SPXS
unironically crash coming ASAP, im such a fucking clown dude

>> No.18372879

>>18372840
>>18372844
what does it mean

>> No.18372881

>>18372834
>he invested in heavily bloated shit SaaS products instead of physical goods and businesses
ngmi

>> No.18372884

>>18372784
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

>> No.18372885
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18372885

WTF WAS THAT USO BROS?

>> No.18372886

>"""""dump"""""

>> No.18372889

Guys I want to read my new book but this market is so interesting...

>> No.18372891

QUICK WHAT DO I BUY FOR OIL

BP OR CVX OR XOM

>> No.18372896

>>18372889
Which book, fren?

>> No.18372897
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18372897

BEARS ARE FUCKING DEAD NOW

>> No.18372903

these threads have become so quality after all the tripfags got wiped out

>> No.18372907

OOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18372908
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18372908

>>18372866
WHO LIVES IN A PIGGYBANK UNDER THE FED

JER-OME POW-ELL

ABSORBENT AND JEWISH AND LOYAL IS HE

JER-OME POW-ELL

IF INFLATIONARY NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

JER-OME POW-ELL

THEN DROP TO THE DECK AND WALK LIKE A CRAB

JER-OME POW-ELL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18372909

>>18372879
Oil is mooning

>> No.18372911

>>18371453
Bobo cope* editon
Ftfy

>> No.18372912

>>18372784
More brrrr

>> No.18372915

>>18372771
Or go long with good companies that aren't kike theaters.

>> No.18372917

>>18372891
UCO

>> No.18372923

>>18372891
APA

>> No.18372924

>literally everyone saying we're heading for a global recession
>stocks go up
?????????

>> No.18372925
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18372925

who /moon/ here?

>> No.18372927

>>18372908
HE DONT MISS

HE DONT MISS

TYBG

>> No.18372928

>>18372903
My poll got them all to fucking leave I'm so proud.

>> No.18372929

>>18372891
BP is the lowest

>> No.18372930
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18372930

HOSAAAAANNAAAA

HOSAAAAAAANNAAA

HOSANNA IN THE HIIGHEEEEEST

>> No.18372931
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18372931

So how soon should I expect to be paying $150 for a gallon of milk?

>> No.18372933
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18372933

OKAY LET HIM IN

>> No.18372936

OPEC conference cisco endpoint lol

https://svc.nic.gov.sa/

>> No.18372940

>>18372897
bulls win, I rode SPXS from $22 down to $11.75 and called it quits

>> No.18372941

>>18372924
stock market =/= economy

>> No.18372942

>>18372844
Who the fuck is that

>> No.18372948
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18372948

>>18372349
f

>> No.18372954

>The UK has become the first nation to finance government spending directly with money printing. This allows the government to bypass the hassle of actually having to issue sovereign bonds, which would then simply be bought by the central bank anyways

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18372956
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18372956

Why do people even support the fed's decisions? It's so fucking fucked

>> No.18372972
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18372972

>bobos here kept saying GUSH was a scam
>bought 55 shares at 15.38 after the reverse split
>nearing 100% return
reminder to always do the opposite of what /smg/ says

>> No.18372974
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18372974

I am just sitting here...waiting for a good dip and all I see is pure chaos

>> No.18372975
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18372975

>This market
We are reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't be possible.

>> No.18372978

>>18372956
get fucked bobo

>> No.18372979

>>18372956
free money

>> No.18372981

>>18372954
So, the world is turning into the Japanese stock market?

>> No.18372982

>>18372858
I actually sold yesterday. Bought at 15 a few weeks ago, and I knew it was gonna go above 20, but my mother kept nagging me when it went to 19 and then dipped. I figure it's gonna drop after the weekend and I'll pick it up again.

>> No.18372983

OIL IS FUCKING MOOOOONING!!

>> No.18372985

>>18372974
Buy in Monday regardless of what the market does

>> No.18372990

I honestly dont know what to do record high unemployment numbers and economy basically shut down and stocks are going up. I'm not a bull or a bear I'll make money where ever I can doing whatever I dont subscribe to one philosophy but how the fuck are markets going up right now. My luck I'll jump in and the crash will happen

>> No.18372992

>>18372972
Gush Chad here

>> No.18372995

Just bought 150 XOM. Let's go baby

>> No.18373002
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18373002

23rd of March was the bottom. We will never go down to 23rd of March levels ever again.

Based Coronavirus made me a fortune.

>> No.18373003

daily reminder the S&P was at 3400

3
4
0
0

literally buy RIGHT NOW FUCKERS WE ARE PUMPING BACK THERE BY JUNE GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING MARKET

>> No.18373008

OILBROS WHEN DO WE CASH OUT

>> No.18373009

>>18372896
Reading China Miéville’s The Scar—I read Perdido Street Station years ago and really liked it.

>> No.18373015

OIL TO $100

>> No.18373016
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18373016

>>18372564
As a matter of fact I'm not please hold me

>> No.18373018

>>18372713
And do we pump or dump?

>> No.18373019

>>18373002
IKTF

>> No.18373022
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18373022

>he didn't buy NRZ at the bottom
i almost feel sorry for you

>> No.18373023

>>18372972
congrats. i would sell now if it were me seeing as the ETF has had been in a downtrend since its inception.

>> No.18373024

>>18372972
Oh wow you made like... uh $100.

>> No.18373025

>>18372990
>but how the fuck are markets going up right now
my thought desu. a shoot to 62% retrace would be mind blowing.

>> No.18373027

This is the most delusional bull run of all time. Literally no one has an excuse for this run, because it's not based on reality.

>> No.18373028
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18373028

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18373031

>He bought?
PUMP EIT


BASED BOG

BASED BOG

BASED BOG


BASED BOG

BASED BOG

BASED BOG

>> No.18373032

Lost 6k with puts today

>> No.18373035

>>18372985
Are you saying the timing is not so important long term?

>> No.18373037

are there any bears still here? maybe we all off'd ourselves... fuck these sqqq bags are very very heavy

>> No.18373039

>>18373008
I DONT KNOW
IM UP 75%
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOON IS

>> No.18373041

>>18372872
Really? How leveraged are you?
Looks like it's correcting.

>> No.18373043
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18373043

TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18373044

>>18373003

The markets were already inflated, now have hit 2019 levels. With the fundamentals it's comical. I'm not bitter I've already collected my 50% return. But it's clear that people have now entered this cyclical realm of paying themselves with themselves. The more money they spend the more they make and this obviously can't last forever. But the big players (hedge funds/investment firms) can move the fastest on the shorts and are going to reap the lion's share. I feel bad, but the people building large portfolios with short term hopes can't compete with professional investors and algorithms that are going to nuke their profits, and now long term moves are starting to look dubious as well.

>> No.18373045

>>18373028
Do NOT look at the WTI graph.

>> No.18373046

>>18372981
real economy doesnt matter even the slightest
which is why you see companies that are currently making 0 profits (cause their business is dead) jumping 20-30% in a few days

just buy

>> No.18373047

>>18373009
Based. Step away from the computer and read for a few hours, fren. I'm currently reading the Divine Comedy.

>> No.18373048

>>18373022
only bought 5 just because I had some random extra money laying around

>> No.18373050

>>18373027
Bears will be saying this up until and after we break new highs

>> No.18373051

>>18373032
Your fault for being a bobo after seeing the unstoppable bull run.

>> No.18373058
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18373058

>>18372331
>anty up
the state of fucking retarded bulls

>> No.18373067

+30% and mooning here... almost makes me nervous
>ALMOST

>> No.18373074

>>18373022
i don't want an ass pounding anon

>> No.18373075
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18373075

>tfw citizen of burgerland
>deadline to max my roth ira for 2019 is next week
>want to yolo $6k in some index fund but this market is an artifically propped up house of cards
>gonna do it anyway
>stonks

>> No.18373076

>>18373027
The market doesn't care about the situation RIGHT NOW, it predicts the future.

>> No.18373083

>>18373058
cope

>> No.18373087
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18373087

And this week was hence known as the Bobo Extinction Event.

Farewell Bobo, we hardly knew thee.

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>>18373032
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.18373098

>>18373044
ok schizo

>> No.18373102

>>18373046
Anon, that fucking terrifies me.

>> No.18373103

does anyone know what happened with the nasdaq and why im getting raped all of a sudden on TQQQ?
are people dumping tech to buy oil?

>> No.18373108

>>18373023
Sold half. Going to wait a bit on the rest.

>> No.18373109
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18373109

Oil sells, but whose buying?~
Oil sells, but whose buying?~
Oil sells, but whose buying?~

>> No.18373110

>>18373075
They extended the deadline bro

>> No.18373113

>>18373050
>T. Permabull

>> No.18373114

>>18372534
Priced in.

>> No.18373119

Some in here are really buying GUSH??? unless you’re day trading, you shouldn’t be touching anything Direxion

>> No.18373120

How current Market Works
Headline: Dow Jones Plunges 40% points
Result: Dow Jones Up Today 80%
BULL__________________________Ish

>> No.18373125

>>18373039
FUUCK I KEEP HAVING TO UPDATE MY STOP LOSSES

>> No.18373127

Easy money made off oil and gold today.

>> No.18373128

>>18373076
lol, imagine unironically believing this. I think the priced in meme has gone too far

>> No.18373129

>NASDAQ at 0%
>every other index 2%+
God damnit I should know better than to ever deal with shitty nasdaq.

>> No.18373130

>>18373058
>bitch ass nigga won't pay

WHOSE BITCH IS THIS? WHOSE BITCH IS THIS?

>> No.18373131

I AM INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY

>> No.18373133
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18373133

Just a friendly reminder, idiots were shorting the market for years after the 2008 crash. That is half of /smg/ right now. It doesn't matter what you think, what your TA says, what the economy is doing. The stock market speculates on the future, nothing else.

>> No.18373134

>10% of our entire working force out of a job
>Bullish
I'm done with this market

>> No.18373135
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18373135

I’m a robinhood/trading newb and I really don’t want to get jewed out of exercising this option. This is my $11 call for XOP1, the stock performed a reverse split after I bought it... I got an email that said I was entitled to 25 premium shares now, not 100. But the trade multiplier on robinhood still says 100. Pic related.

I have enough buying power in my account to purchase 25 shares so that it auto executes at the end of the day. Should I deposit some money so I can buy 100 shares just in case? Anyone have any experience with this?

>> No.18373137

>>18373032
>tried to fight infinite money

retard.

>> No.18373136

>>18373076
The future is shit as well retard, lockdowns are staying in place regardless of what Trump says.

>> No.18373140

Who else bought KO at $40 during this retarded dip?

>> No.18373142

>>18373131
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18373143

>>18373102
>Yesterday, François Villeroy de Galhau, the head of the French central bank who is also a member of the European Central Bank's governing council, suggested that if there is a major risk to price stability, the central bank could print money and hand it directly to corporations.

FREE PROFIT FOR EVERYONE
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18373145

>>18373125
try a trailing stoploss you brainlet

>> No.18373156

>>18373075
>Want to dump 5k to max IRA this year
>Might legit lose my job in the next 2 months
>Operating with only 3K in the account for the greatest buy in time of all my life
Feels bad.

>> No.18373157

>>18373119
whats wrong with direxion?

>> No.18373158

>>18373046
sell signal

>> No.18373159

>>18373136
Says you. Market doesn't care about your opinion.

>> No.18373160

>>18373037
Lol I panic sold at 15.30 a share a few days ago.....literally the bottom if it gets there again I'm gonna buy it back in an attempt to make back some of what I lost

>> No.18373161

i am financially ruined

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18373164

>>18373134

>> No.18373166

>>18373120
Daily headline
>2 hours into market
>Motley fool
>WHY THE DOW PLUNGED 11 POINTS TODAY.
>six hours later
>same article
>WHY THE DOW SOARED 600 POINTS TODAY

>> No.18373170

>>18372634
Based retard

>> No.18373171

I'm gonna buy a fucking ten gallon hat. THANK YOU OIL!

>> No.18373174

>how is this le happening?!?

It’s stocks. People are buying stocks thus increasing the value of the company - because they see the company going the right track whenever the economy opens up.

>> No.18373176

>>18373135
Yes. That option is only worth 25 shares now. No need to worry about covering the other 75

>> No.18373177

>>18373134
see ya tomorrow

>> No.18373178
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18373178

Newfag here. Why isn't everyone buying Gush? The potential gain looks great, and there is almost no chance it will go lower right?

>> No.18373179

>>18373134
Another one bites the dust.

>> No.18373180

WHY OIL STOP >:T

>> No.18373181

>>18372368
>aal
brainlet, not chad. if you could read a balance sheet you would understand.

>> No.18373187

>>18373145
oh shit youre a genius

>> No.18373190
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18373190

>ALK right now

>> No.18373191

>>18373135
Robinhood will fuck you, expect the worst and the reality will be slightly worse than that.

>> No.18373192

>>18373136
Most business will be up and running by the end of the month

>> No.18373193

>>18372658
Roll

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18373195

>>18373076
google inductive reasoning you moronic faggot, get some of that FED dough right now, you're going to get obliterated pretty soon.

>> No.18373201

>>18373192
Based on what? Bull delusions?

>> No.18373206

>>18373157
Read what it says, most direxion are either 2x or 3x - they’re not meant to go the distance - they get cut on a routine basis. So unless you’re day trading, take your profit and move - you’re in for an awakening

>> No.18373207

>>18373161
Thats fucking awesome

>> No.18373209

Who wins? 3 trillion economic simulus pack, or no-deal?

>> No.18373212

>>18373180
i bought it and it immediately reversed
sorry

>> No.18373215

>>18373190
save, jblu, alk all great picks right now. luv is good as well but less upside potential than the other three.

>> No.18373222

>>18373178
It will rise and you will make some money but it also had multiple reverse splits, it’s a leveraged ETF. Look it up, the price was never that high

>> No.18373224

>stocks down 40%
>some people are temporarily unemployed
>THIS MEANS STOCKS WILL GO DOWN FURTHER

How thick are bears?

>> No.18373229
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18373229

>>18373143
Jesus Christ

>> No.18373231

>>18373140
I am so fucking angry I didnt....i couldnt i am a poor fag and was with wealthsimple at the time and they had me on a retarded waiting list waiting to trade because their current system couldn't handle the existing trading volumes

>> No.18373232

>>18373209
both are bullish

>> No.18373235

anyone relevant is not unemployed right now

>> No.18373241

OIL TANKING AGAIN

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.18373245

>POWELL: FED'S ABILITY TO LEND, CREATE MONEY LIMITED ONLY BY THE LAW
Bears forever btfo

>> No.18373246
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18373246

bullish

>> No.18373252
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18373252

oh nonononono

>> No.18373255

>>18373206
Okay, thanks for the heads up

>> No.18373258
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18373258

this market is fucking retarded

>> No.18373260

NEW THREAD

>>18373243
>>18373243
>>18373243

>> No.18373262

>>18373160
RIP. i'm holding my bags for the inevitable next dip. see ya losers =]

>> No.18373264

>>18373224
the Market was never down 40% smoothbrain.

>> No.18373276
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18373276

>>18372956
It's all vile Jew sorcery, acting, and special effects - just like Hollywood.

>> No.18373287

>>18373258
How are your puts doing?

>> No.18373295

>>18373246
bullish

>>18373252
bullish

>> No.18373338

>>18373264
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ROUND 38% TO 40% YOU FUCKING SMOOTHBRAIN YOU HAVE TO TYPE THE PERCENTAGE TO TEN DECIMAL POINTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18373345

>>18373287
they actually doing bad... i thought they'd drop alot but they didn't... except for DAL.. some guy in here told me that they had earnings this morning... obviously a lie

>> No.18373369

>>18373345
>>18373287
aren't doing bad* .. suprisingly... i'm holding through the weekend though

>> No.18373376
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18373376

Enjoy the summer bulls, its yours. But when china releases another round of covid in the fall, we'll be back & won't be taking no measly -35%

>> No.18373408

>>18373206
What about SOXL? This seems to have been a quality distance long

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>>18372981
>So, the world is turning into the Japanese stock market?
You mean the one that crashed and never got up?