/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.18371453]

Bobo hope edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18370395

[There Will Be Blood No.18371466]

Just a reminder.

Ready to get rekt?

[Anonymous No.18371501]

/Sneed Market General/

[Anonymous No.18372284]

>>18371453
How's oil treating you guys?

[Anonymous No.18372310]

WHO DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.18372314]

>>18371453
POWELLL LIVE AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18372323]

UP
20%
THIS WEEK
>UP
>20%
>THIS WEEK

[Anonymous No.18372326]

America will have the greatest and fastest economic recovery ever seen. The rest of the world, run by numales and bulldykes, will crumble into shit


AMERICHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.18372329]

>>18372310
CALLS ON ZOOM
ENDORSED BY POWELL THE PRINTER

[Anonymous No.18372331]

>>18371466
Get ready to anty up motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.18372344]

Next we week we're going even higher. The last bears will FOMO into this crazy market not wanting to be left behind. ATH by end of April as we open the country back up for May.

[Anonymous No.18372349]

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

[Anonymous No.18372359]

>>18372284
Currently on Mars

[Anonymous No.18372364]

>>18372349
bobo was a bitch nigga, good riddance

[Anonymous No.18372365]

[Anonymous No.18372368]

>JBLU
>AAL
>CCL
>PLAY
>RTX

Yeah, I own these, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.18372381]

When is oil news going to be released? I wanna go back to sleep it's 7am

[Anonymous No.18372387]

Alright I'm pretty much out. No point of jumping in for minimal gains when the loss can be huge considering all the indicators showing an economic slow down plus actual sources saying we're in a recession. Oh plus 16 million newly unemployed in 3 weeks time.

[Anonymous No.18372388]

I can't believe I listened to the retards here saying to wait to buy in

[Anonymous No.18372392]

WHY ARE we dumping? I just bought SPXL

[Anonymous No.18372394]

>be naive retard
>put $2200 in the market
>feelin good
>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
>finally capitulate this morning and reverse to bullish position
>can’t trade out of it this weekend, forced to hold
now the market will finally crash

[Anonymous No.18372396]

>>18371453
Bitter sweet

[Anonymous No.18372398]

>>18372368
I'll do you one better
>KTOS
>SPR
>RTN
>ATE

[Anonymous No.18372403]

I'M BUYING TODAY I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT WAS THE BOTTOM NEVER FIGHT THE FED THE DOLLAR IS GOING TO ZERO I DONT CARE I WANT TO OWN FAKE ASSETS

LET IT BURN BUT I'M BUYING VFIAX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18372418]

>>18372326
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

that's it, I am bullish and getting all in

[Anonymous No.18372419]

>>18372394
Man you are dumb

[Anonymous No.18372422]

Who bought at the very bottom here? I'm going to be rich LOL

[Anonymous No.18372427]

bros
why does Jerome sound like a text to voice program now

[Anonymous No.18372428]

The NYSE has finally become the fucking crypto market

[Anonymous No.18372440]

>>18372398

i'll do YOU one better

>BA
>WEN
>DOW
>AMD

i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today

[Anonymous No.18372445]

Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks

[Anonymous No.18372447]

We should probably go long in heart medicine.
Demand is going to rocket.

[Anonymous No.18372446]

>>18372422
I’m still holding for a bigger crash. I bought about 20% in and was waiting to go in for the other 80%. Might just be fucked tho

[Anonymous No.18372457]

>>18372440
>i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today
I absolutely feel that friend, let's just roll in green and laugh at bears together

[Anonymous No.18372468]

>>18372427
this

[Anonymous No.18372475]

TDG is fucking mooning

[Anonymous No.18372479]

Where can I watch the OPEC meeting if there is a live stream?

[Anonymous No.18372482]

>>18371453
>Sold aal yesterday at 11.20 for a small profit
>Fucking rallies hard today
I'm cursed. IM FUCKING CURSED!

[Anonymous No.18372486]

>>18372396
>SQQQ
Why do you retards use one based on nasdaq when tech is quite stable conjugated to others? SDOW

[Anonymous No.18372487]

ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT $4800 IN SPIRIT AIRLINE STOCK YESTERDAY AT 3:58 P.M. YESTERDAY, WELL LOOK WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!

[Anonymous No.18372493]

>that dip on oil, then the return back
Traders trying to break stop losses, for sure.

[Anonymous No.18372499]

>>18372482
I did the same with AC, I sold yesterday to take profit and it gapped up 15%

you know what? I fucking bought back in anyways, stocks ONLY go up

[Anonymous No.18372501]

>tfw went all in on RTX

[Anonymous No.18372504]

This market makes ZERO sense. What the fuck is going on???

[Anonymous No.18372505]

>costco sales jump over 10%
>it's tanking
What the fuck is this clown market?

[Anonymous No.18372508]

>>18372493
this

[Anonymous No.18372510]

>>18372479
I don't think its open to the public

[Anonymous No.18372511]

I'm tired Jerome...

[Anonymous No.18372513]

>>18372504
>What the fuck is going on???

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18372526]

>>18372493
and profit taking, obviously.

[Anonymous No.18372528]

THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO
-JEROME

[Anonymous No.18372532]

>missed the second mooning of airlines
Mama...I'm cold.

[Anonymous No.18372534]

>>18372504
wait for Q1 income statements, massacre ensues afterwards.

[Anonymous No.18372536]

>>18372504
Go away tourist.

[Anonymous No.18372537]

>>18372504
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18372538]

WHERE DID MY MONEY GO

[Anonymous No.18372545]

>>18372538
TO ME FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18372548]

Now that the general sentiment is back to bullmarket this shit will dump, 2$t stimulus is extremly bearish in clown world.

[Anonymous No.18372556]

>>18372528
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.18372559]

TOURISTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF /smg/
WE KNOW YOU MADE A ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT TO ROLEPLAY AS MICHAEL BURRY

NOW FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.18372562]

The literal fucking moment i bought it dropped 5%. How the fuck does this happen

[Anonymous No.18372564]

BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO

[Anonymous No.18372566]

>>18372505
>good news is bad news
>bad news is good news
welcome to clown market.

[Anonymous No.18372567]

>>18372538
to me faggot

[Anonymous No.18372568]

HEY YOU, TMDX ANON, THE LUNG TAXI FAGGOT

GUESS WHAT, ANTIBE IS AT 0.70 TODAY

[Anonymous No.18372572]

What's wrong BOBO?

[Anonymous No.18372575]

NOT WORRIED ABOUT INFLATION

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18372578]

>>18372486
Because I am betting on tech outperforming the Dow to the downside once this rally is over, lots of money has been hiding out in tech since the first leg down.

[Anonymous No.18372580]

BLOOD
RED
AHHHH

[Anonymous No.18372585]

>short AMD this morning
>it goes up
>just wait
>it goes all the way up to 50.25
>just wait
>it comes crashing back down into profit

based coronachan dead economy

[Anonymous No.18372587]

LIKE I SAID... I HOPE YOU NIGGERS GOT YOUR FUCKING KO. WHAT A WILD RIDE.

[Anonymous No.18372591]

INFLATION DOESN'T EXIST.

[Anonymous No.18372596]

>>18372548
cope

[Anonymous No.18372597]

INFLATION NOT A CONCERN NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.18372599]

I'm so sad bros. Literally everything I do, the market goes the opposite.

[Anonymous No.18372600]

https://youtu.be/kOkIRe2nv2Q [Open]

JEROME SAYS “THERE’S NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO!”
“INCREASES IN MONEY SUPPLY DO NOT RESULT IN HIGH INFLATION”
“ONE THING I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IS INFLATION”

priced in

[Anonymous No.18372601]

I’m thinking’s my of buying in soon. That means it’s going to dump next week. Enjoy your bull traps, I hope you make money.

[Anonymous No.18372608]

>>18372505
You made the classic beginner mistake. Good news is never priced in and will lead to a dump. Bad news is always priced in an leads to a pump.

[Anonymous No.18372613]

Oil news when?

[Anonymous No.18372615]

>>18372572
im not gay, but goddammit i love this man.

[Anonymous No.18372617]

Why is everyone freaking out? Relax. Stop the gambling attitude. If you’ve bought oil shares, just hold. They’re still at a low. EVEN if the deal falls through and the stock drops - that’s only temporary. It will bounce back, eventually and you will profit off it. Either way, you’ve bought oil CHEAP. Worst thing? You didn’t buy at its CHEAPEST. Regardless, at any point, you make profit.

[Anonymous No.18372618]

>printing more money is good as it raises the value of the dollar

Based Powell

[Anonymous No.18372623]

confirmation that stonks are 99% psychological, 1% mathematical.

[Anonymous No.18372625]

DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST

pls

DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST

[Anonymous No.18372626]

>>18372580
Rotation out of tech into value, should have happened 5 years but every retarded fund manager is in like the same 20 big tech names

[Anonymous No.18372627]

>>18372601
Fox and grasped right here.

[Anonymous No.18372631]

>>18372505
it’s counter-cyclical retard

[Anonymous No.18372632]

>>18372331
>>18372504

This makes no f'ing sense. Bottom was supposed to be at the 18th of April... FUCK!

[Anonymous No.18372634]

>tfw you bought TLSA accidentally instead of TSLA and you are now up 53%

can't lose in this market

[Anonymous No.18372637]

>>18372625
BASED Jerome says NO

[Anonymous No.18372638]

>>18372601

[Anonymous No.18372647]

>>18372368
chada is that you? its me tony

[Anonymous No.18372648]

>>18372634
not gonna lie I looked to see if there was any stock with the ticker SNIB or SNAB and 100% would have bought in this morning if it had existed

[Anonymous No.18372649]

>>18372618
I'm not even mad I lost money today because it's going to be worthless soon anyways. Guess I'll get more gold, silver, ammo, and lube.

[Anonymous No.18372650]

>>18371453
were breaking .5 retracement guys!!!
ITS HAPPENING!!

how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?

[Anonymous No.18372651]

Who else selling calls on oil? Just me?

[Anonymous No.18372653]

are we bouncing off the 50% fib????????

[Anonymous No.18372655]

>WAAAAH WHY DOESNT THE MARKET DO I WHAT I WANT
>MARKET IS RIGGED
>IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE?????
>LE MONEY PRINTER MEME BRRR HAHA

[Anonymous No.18372657]

whyvthe FUCK are we dumping fuck this

[Anonymous No.18372658]

>>18372625
Only for other currencies. The dollar is immune, because everyone will buy it at whatever price we give.

[Anonymous No.18372664]

>>18372626

>Nasdaq down 0.13%
>It's the great rotation out of tech and into value we've been waiting for for 5 years

[Anonymous No.18372668]

JEROME, stop talking and get back to the printer!

[Anonymous No.18372669]

Why is XOM not mooning when OXY is?

[Anonymous No.18372671]

So I just sell cash covered RTX puts? It's that easy?

[Anonymous No.18372674]

>>18372625
Printing money doesn’t really cause inflation when there’s a ton of deflation by nobody being able to spend money

[Anonymous No.18372675]

>>18372349
F

>>18372394
>>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
which ones?

[Anonymous No.18372676]

>>18372650
>how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?
Not enough

[Anonymous No.18372679]

If the oil deal goes though I'm done being a bear, gonna full ride bull and average down if need be.

[Anonymous No.18372680]

>>18372664
watch the relative performance of the russell vs nasdaq over next year, faggot

[Anonymous No.18372684]

>>18372674
The cows will come home at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.18372686]

Guys, when is the bottom coming?

[Anonymous No.18372688]

>>18372671
buy 100 RTX, sell cash covered puts, AND sell stock covered OTM calls

triple down baby

[Anonymous No.18372693]

GUYS, DO I SELL AIR CANADA NOW

[Anonymous No.18372694]

>>18372657
Powell only prints money for loans

Would you accept a loan you know you cant buy back?

[Anonymous No.18372697]

WHY IS IT DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.18372698]

>>18372445
>Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks
you better not be too aversive towards risk.

[Anonymous No.18372699]

>>18372447
Whatre you thinking? I was gonna bleed pharma until one moons

[Anonymous No.18372701]

Why did all semis just tank? Did something happen in China?

[Anonymous No.18372706]

>>18372671
Its free money

[Anonymous No.18372709]

>>18372688
Explain what this means to me as if I were a bumbling retard.

[Anonymous No.18372710]

>>18372686
march of 2020

[Anonymous No.18372711]

>>18372680

You're the one who made a stupid statement about the most irrelevant daily action ever

[Anonymous No.18372713]

AHHHH I'M OUT OF MONITOR SPACE AND I'M OUT OF LIQUIDITY

I'M ALL IN BABY

[Anonymous No.18372714]

>>18372697

seriously get these retards off the TV, just show pictures of putin and some oil sheik until the meetings over, im trying to cash the fuck out

[Anonymous No.18372715]

>>18371453
How do you manage your stop-loss orders?
I had stoplosses on GILD and MRNA and both activated even though the stock then bounced and kept going up, leaving me in the dust...

[Anonymous No.18372717]

>>18372694
yes, why not? if i cannot repay it, i will get a bail out anyway.

[Anonymous No.18372722]

>>18372634
>TLSA
they just developed a therapy for the virus and they are patenting it. I am buying this shit

[Anonymous No.18372723]

>US weekly jobless claims jump by 6.6 million and we’ve now lost 10% of workforce in three weeks

REACT TO BAD NEWS DAMN YOU

[Anonymous No.18372725]

>>18372617
Majority here are ADD option traders that gamble and can't into long holds unless it's sqqq.

[Anonymous No.18372733]

>>18372715
set them lower, so a drop of 6% doesnt wipe them out

[Anonymous No.18372734]

What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.18372736]

>>18372634
BASED

FUCKING BASED

BOBO BTFO

[Anonymous No.18372739]

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??????

[Anonymous No.18372746]

ummmm Jerome????

[Anonymous No.18372751]

>>18372693
Hey leafbro. I'm also in AC at $15.89. We got really good news yesterday, but with the long weekend coming up I don't know if im holding over the weekend... Better to make some money and miss making more, then to make none or lose.

[Anonymous No.18372753]

JEROME SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.18372754]

>>18372709
1. options contracts are blocks of 100 stocks
2. selling a call means selling the right to buy a stock at a certain price higher than current, so if you sell a stock covered RTX call $100, you're promising to sell RTX for $100 on that date
3. selling a put means selling the right to sell a stock to you (ie, promising to buy a stock) at a certain lower price - ie, you promise to buy RTX if it drops to $40 on that date
4. selling calls and puts generates money called premium that's literally just free

[Anonymous No.18372757]

>>18372734
I do not trust van eck

[Anonymous No.18372760]

>>18372723

These are just the "economic rally will be swift in May and the recession will be avoided" people buying back in. Isn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.18372763]

Oh nononoonon boars, we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.18372766]

>>18372713
>fucking based windows 7 user

[Anonymous No.18372771]

If you get burned by the impending sheer dip, please stop investing in the markets. You have ZERO foresight.

[Anonymous No.18372774]

>>18372751
I made that mistake yesterday, I sold at $18 on the good news and it gapped up to 21

bought back in at 21.50 and hodling long term now

[Anonymous No.18372779]

>>18372757
whats with with vaneck?

[Anonymous No.18372784]

What did Jerome say

[Anonymous No.18372788]

Lol, Fed and Trump running the economy for future generations!

[Anonymous No.18372787]

>>18372771
I HAVE STOP LOSSES LITTLE NIGGER

just please don't gap down 7% on monday or something stupid like that

[Anonymous No.18372791]

>>18372717
except you were already bailed out in 2009 and the people who bailed you out are still mad

[Anonymous No.18372793]

USO CLIMB. WTF

[Anonymous No.18372794]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.18372797]

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN JAPAN ECONOMY IS CRASHING AND BURNING NOW HOW THE FUCK WE GREEN DAY MY MONEY MY FUCKING BOBO MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18372803]

>>18372771
>leave the market in february
>re-enter some time before elections
Is this the GOAT strategy?

[Anonymous No.18372804]

>>18372759
>conflating the health crisis and the economic crisis
dumb brainlet

[Anonymous No.18372810]

>>18372797
american traders have buried their heads in the sand with their finger on the buy button

[Anonymous No.18372811]

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1248255521695596544

[Anonymous No.18372816]

>>18372766
Why did Microsoft try to make such a shitty OS UI like win10 and 8? I despise it so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.18372817]

>>18372784
2.3T support package

[Anonymous No.18372819]

What the fuck is happening to SPY?

[Anonymous No.18372822]

>nasdaq +0.2%
>TQQQ -1.5%
uhhh market makers??? hello????

[Anonymous No.18372824]

>>18372788
RUN IT

[Anonymous No.18372825]

love when i step away for 10 fucking minutes and all my gains are wiped out

[Anonymous No.18372827]

my SPR stop loss is $0.05 from firing

but if it fires I make 10%

but if it fires I don't make more than 10%

[Anonymous No.18372829]

>he doesn't know how to use TA

lmao how the fuck do you make your trading decisions? just go long/short at a random point and hope? LMAO

[Anonymous No.18372830]

No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal

[Anonymous No.18372834]

>>18372822
Tech is dead! LONG LIVE KING OIL!

[Anonymous No.18372840]

>>18372830
wrong

>Russia and Saudi Arabia have a deal on deep oil output cut #OOTT

[Anonymous No.18372843]

>>18372829
I unironically only care about fundamentals and market trends

I buy RTX because they're undervalued and KTOS because stealth wingman drones are the future of warfare

[Anonymous No.18372844]

OOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18372851]

Seriously wtf happened, what did Jerome say? He held down and raped my gains

[Anonymous No.18372852]

the next 15 minutes are absolutely crucial for S&P500

[Anonymous No.18372855]

>>18372779
Idk I just don’t like GDX lol

[Anonymous No.18372856]

>>18372349
A biting eulogy

[Anonymous No.18372858]

>>18372774
I just sold at $21.50 for some really nice profits. Going to keep my eye on AC all day now, probably regret selling, but praying for a small dip to re-buy.

[Anonymous No.18372863]

LETS FUCKING RIDE


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

NOTHING MATTERS BUY ANY FUCKING DIPS

[Anonymous No.18372866]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.18372864]

HERE WE GO OILBROS

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18372867]

>>18372830
You gave me a fucking heart attack. Is this the new troll?

>>18371466
WHERE'S MY MONEY ASSHOLE.


THE MONEY PAY UP.

[Anonymous No.18372869]

>SCO hit stop loss
It was a good try boys.

[Anonymous No.18372872]

>gold
WHAT
literally just ate all my gold gains

[Anonymous No.18372874]

I don't want to be conspiracytard, but does anyone else feel like smart money is boosting in just to short the entire economy once the TRUMPBUX arrive?

[Anonymous No.18372875]

Remember how i kept saying to buy C? Yeah...you probably shoulda bought it..

[Anonymous No.18372877]

>>18372675
took a $300 loss on SQQQ and $700 loss DCAing into SPXS
unironically crash coming ASAP, im such a fucking clown dude

[Anonymous No.18372879]

>>18372840
>>18372844
what does it mean

[Anonymous No.18372881]

>>18372834
>he invested in heavily bloated shit SaaS products instead of physical goods and businesses
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18372884]

>>18372784
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

[Anonymous No.18372885]

WTF WAS THAT USO BROS?

[Anonymous No.18372886]

>"""""dump"""""

[Anonymous No.18372889]

Guys I want to read my new book but this market is so interesting...

[Anonymous No.18372891]

QUICK WHAT DO I BUY FOR OIL

BP OR CVX OR XOM

[Anonymous No.18372896]

>>18372889
Which book, fren?

[Anonymous No.18372897]

BEARS ARE FUCKING DEAD NOW

[Anonymous No.18372903]

these threads have become so quality after all the tripfags got wiped out

[Anonymous No.18372907]

OOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18372908]

>>18372866
WHO LIVES IN A PIGGYBANK UNDER THE FED

JER-OME POW-ELL

ABSORBENT AND JEWISH AND LOYAL IS HE

JER-OME POW-ELL

IF INFLATIONARY NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

JER-OME POW-ELL

THEN DROP TO THE DECK AND WALK LIKE A CRAB

JER-OME POW-ELL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18372909]

>>18372879
Oil is mooning

[Anonymous No.18372911]

>>18371453
Bobo cope* editon
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.18372912]

>>18372784
More brrrr

[Anonymous No.18372915]

>>18372771
Or go long with good companies that aren't kike theaters.

[Anonymous No.18372917]

>>18372891
UCO

[Anonymous No.18372923]

>>18372891
APA

[Anonymous No.18372924]

>literally everyone saying we're heading for a global recession
>stocks go up
?????????

[Anonymous No.18372925]

who /moon/ here?

[Anonymous No.18372927]

>>18372908
HE DONT MISS

HE DONT MISS

TYBG

[Anonymous No.18372928]

>>18372903
My poll got them all to fucking leave I'm so proud.

[Anonymous No.18372929]

>>18372891
BP is the lowest

[Anonymous No.18372930]

HOSAAAAANNAAAA

HOSAAAAAAANNAAA

HOSANNA IN THE HIIGHEEEEEST

[Anonymous No.18372931]

So how soon should I expect to be paying $150 for a gallon of milk?

[Anonymous No.18372933]

OKAY LET HIM IN

[Anonymous No.18372936]

OPEC conference cisco endpoint lol

https://svc.nic.gov.sa/

[Anonymous No.18372940]

>>18372897
bulls win, I rode SPXS from $22 down to $11.75 and called it quits

[Anonymous No.18372941]

>>18372924
stock market =/= economy

[Anonymous No.18372942]

>>18372844
Who the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.18372948]

>>18372349
f

[Anonymous No.18372954]

>The UK has become the first nation to finance government spending directly with money printing. This allows the government to bypass the hassle of actually having to issue sovereign bonds, which would then simply be bought by the central bank anyways

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18372956]

Why do people even support the fed's decisions? It's so fucking fucked

[Anonymous No.18372972]

>bobos here kept saying GUSH was a scam
>bought 55 shares at 15.38 after the reverse split
>nearing 100% return
reminder to always do the opposite of what /smg/ says

[Anonymous No.18372974]

I am just sitting here...waiting for a good dip and all I see is pure chaos

[Anonymous No.18372975]

>This market
We are reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.18372978]

>>18372956
get fucked bobo

[Anonymous No.18372979]

>>18372956
free money

[Anonymous No.18372981]

>>18372954
So, the world is turning into the Japanese stock market?

[Anonymous No.18372982]

>>18372858
I actually sold yesterday. Bought at 15 a few weeks ago, and I knew it was gonna go above 20, but my mother kept nagging me when it went to 19 and then dipped. I figure it's gonna drop after the weekend and I'll pick it up again.

[Anonymous No.18372983]

OIL IS FUCKING MOOOOONING!!

[Anonymous No.18372985]

>>18372974
Buy in Monday regardless of what the market does

[Anonymous No.18372990]

I honestly dont know what to do record high unemployment numbers and economy basically shut down and stocks are going up. I'm not a bull or a bear I'll make money where ever I can doing whatever I dont subscribe to one philosophy but how the fuck are markets going up right now. My luck I'll jump in and the crash will happen

[Anonymous No.18372992]

>>18372972
Gush Chad here

[Anonymous No.18372995]

Just bought 150 XOM. Let's go baby

[Anonymous No.18373002]

23rd of March was the bottom. We will never go down to 23rd of March levels ever again.

Based Coronavirus made me a fortune.

[Anonymous No.18373003]

daily reminder the S&P was at 3400

3
4
0
0

literally buy RIGHT NOW FUCKERS WE ARE PUMPING BACK THERE BY JUNE GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING MARKET

[Anonymous No.18373008]

OILBROS WHEN DO WE CASH OUT

[Anonymous No.18373009]

>>18372896
Reading China Miéville’s The Scar—I read Perdido Street Station years ago and really liked it.

[Anonymous No.18373015]

OIL TO $100

[Anonymous No.18373016]

>>18372564
As a matter of fact I'm not please hold me

[Anonymous No.18373018]

>>18372713
And do we pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.18373019]

>>18373002
IKTF

[Anonymous No.18373022]

>he didn't buy NRZ at the bottom
i almost feel sorry for you

[Anonymous No.18373023]

>>18372972
congrats. i would sell now if it were me seeing as the ETF has had been in a downtrend since its inception.

[Anonymous No.18373024]

>>18372972
Oh wow you made like... uh $100.

[Anonymous No.18373025]

>>18372990
>but how the fuck are markets going up right now
my thought desu. a shoot to 62% retrace would be mind blowing.

[Anonymous No.18373027]

This is the most delusional bull run of all time. Literally no one has an excuse for this run, because it's not based on reality.

[Anonymous No.18373028]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18373031]

>He bought?
PUMP EIT


BASED BOG

BASED BOG

BASED BOG


BASED BOG

BASED BOG

BASED BOG

[Anonymous No.18373032]

Lost 6k with puts today

[Anonymous No.18373035]

>>18372985
Are you saying the timing is not so important long term?

[Anonymous No.18373037]

are there any bears still here? maybe we all off'd ourselves... fuck these sqqq bags are very very heavy

[Anonymous No.18373039]

>>18373008
I DONT KNOW
IM UP 75%
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOON IS

[Anonymous No.18373041]

>>18372872
Really? How leveraged are you?
Looks like it's correcting.

[Anonymous No.18373043]

TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.18373044]

>>18373003

The markets were already inflated, now have hit 2019 levels. With the fundamentals it's comical. I'm not bitter I've already collected my 50% return. But it's clear that people have now entered this cyclical realm of paying themselves with themselves. The more money they spend the more they make and this obviously can't last forever. But the big players (hedge funds/investment firms) can move the fastest on the shorts and are going to reap the lion's share. I feel bad, but the people building large portfolios with short term hopes can't compete with professional investors and algorithms that are going to nuke their profits, and now long term moves are starting to look dubious as well.

[Anonymous No.18373045]

>>18373028
Do NOT look at the WTI graph.

[Anonymous No.18373046]

>>18372981
real economy doesnt matter even the slightest
which is why you see companies that are currently making 0 profits (cause their business is dead) jumping 20-30% in a few days

just buy

[Anonymous No.18373047]

>>18373009
Based. Step away from the computer and read for a few hours, fren. I'm currently reading the Divine Comedy.

[Anonymous No.18373048]

>>18373022
only bought 5 just because I had some random extra money laying around

[Anonymous No.18373050]

>>18373027
Bears will be saying this up until and after we break new highs

[Anonymous No.18373051]

>>18373032
Your fault for being a bobo after seeing the unstoppable bull run.

[Anonymous No.18373058]

>>18372331
>anty up
the state of fucking retarded bulls

[Anonymous No.18373067]

+30% and mooning here... almost makes me nervous
>ALMOST

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18373074]

>>18373022
i don't want an ass pounding anon

[Anonymous No.18373075]

>tfw citizen of burgerland
>deadline to max my roth ira for 2019 is next week
>want to yolo $6k in some index fund but this market is an artifically propped up house of cards
>gonna do it anyway
>stonks

[Anonymous No.18373076]

>>18373027
The market doesn't care about the situation RIGHT NOW, it predicts the future.

[Anonymous No.18373083]

>>18373058
cope

[Anonymous No.18373087]

And this week was hence known as the Bobo Extinction Event.

Farewell Bobo, we hardly knew thee.

[Anonymous No.18373097]

>>18373032
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18373098]

>>18373044
ok schizo

[Anonymous No.18373102]

>>18373046
Anon, that fucking terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.18373103]

does anyone know what happened with the nasdaq and why im getting raped all of a sudden on TQQQ?
are people dumping tech to buy oil?

[Anonymous No.18373108]

>>18373023
Sold half. Going to wait a bit on the rest.

[Anonymous No.18373109]

Oil sells, but whose buying?~
Oil sells, but whose buying?~
Oil sells, but whose buying?~

[Anonymous No.18373110]

>>18373075
They extended the deadline bro

[Anonymous No.18373113]

>>18373050
>T. Permabull

[Anonymous No.18373114]

>>18372534
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.18373119]

Some in here are really buying GUSH??? unless you’re day trading, you shouldn’t be touching anything Direxion

[Anonymous No.18373120]

How current Market Works
Headline: Dow Jones Plunges 40% points
Result: Dow Jones Up Today 80%
BULL__________________________Ish

[Anonymous No.18373125]

>>18373039
FUUCK I KEEP HAVING TO UPDATE MY STOP LOSSES

[Anonymous No.18373127]

Easy money made off oil and gold today.

[Anonymous No.18373128]

>>18373076
lol, imagine unironically believing this. I think the priced in meme has gone too far

[Anonymous No.18373129]

>NASDAQ at 0%
>every other index 2%+
God damnit I should know better than to ever deal with shitty nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.18373130]

>>18373058
>bitch ass nigga won't pay

WHOSE BITCH IS THIS? WHOSE BITCH IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.18373131]

I AM INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY

[Anonymous No.18373133]

Just a friendly reminder, idiots were shorting the market for years after the 2008 crash. That is half of /smg/ right now. It doesn't matter what you think, what your TA says, what the economy is doing. The stock market speculates on the future, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.18373134]

>10% of our entire working force out of a job
>Bullish
I'm done with this market

[Anonymous No.18373135]

I’m a robinhood/trading newb and I really don’t want to get jewed out of exercising this option. This is my $11 call for XOP1, the stock performed a reverse split after I bought it... I got an email that said I was entitled to 25 premium shares now, not 100. But the trade multiplier on robinhood still says 100. Pic related.

I have enough buying power in my account to purchase 25 shares so that it auto executes at the end of the day. Should I deposit some money so I can buy 100 shares just in case? Anyone have any experience with this?

[Anonymous No.18373137]

>>18373032
>tried to fight infinite money

retard.

[Anonymous No.18373136]

>>18373076
The future is shit as well retard, lockdowns are staying in place regardless of what Trump says.

[Anonymous No.18373140]

Who else bought KO at $40 during this retarded dip?

[Anonymous No.18373142]

>>18373131
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18373143]

>>18373102
>Yesterday, François Villeroy de Galhau, the head of the French central bank who is also a member of the European Central Bank's governing council, suggested that if there is a major risk to price stability, the central bank could print money and hand it directly to corporations.

FREE PROFIT FOR EVERYONE
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18373145]

>>18373125
try a trailing stoploss you brainlet

[Anonymous No.18373156]

>>18373075
>Want to dump 5k to max IRA this year
>Might legit lose my job in the next 2 months
>Operating with only 3K in the account for the greatest buy in time of all my life
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.18373157]

>>18373119
whats wrong with direxion?

[Anonymous No.18373158]

>>18373046
sell signal

[Anonymous No.18373159]

>>18373136
Says you. Market doesn't care about your opinion.

[Anonymous No.18373160]

>>18373037
Lol I panic sold at 15.30 a share a few days ago.....literally the bottom if it gets there again I'm gonna buy it back in an attempt to make back some of what I lost

[Anonymous No.18373161]

i am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18373164]

>>18373134

[Anonymous No.18373166]

>>18373120
Daily headline
>2 hours into market
>Motley fool
>WHY THE DOW PLUNGED 11 POINTS TODAY.
>six hours later
>same article
>WHY THE DOW SOARED 600 POINTS TODAY

[Anonymous No.18373170]

>>18372634
Based retard

[Anonymous No.18373171]

I'm gonna buy a fucking ten gallon hat. THANK YOU OIL!

[Anonymous No.18373174]

>how is this le happening?!?

It’s stocks. People are buying stocks thus increasing the value of the company - because they see the company going the right track whenever the economy opens up.

[Anonymous No.18373176]

>>18373135
Yes. That option is only worth 25 shares now. No need to worry about covering the other 75

[Anonymous No.18373177]

>>18373134
see ya tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18373178]

Newfag here. Why isn't everyone buying Gush? The potential gain looks great, and there is almost no chance it will go lower right?

[Anonymous No.18373179]

>>18373134
Another one bites the dust.

[Anonymous No.18373180]

WHY OIL STOP >:T

[Anonymous No.18373181]

>>18372368
>aal
brainlet, not chad. if you could read a balance sheet you would understand.

[Anonymous No.18373187]

>>18373145
oh shit youre a genius

[Anonymous No.18373190]

>ALK right now

[Anonymous No.18373191]

>>18373135
Robinhood will fuck you, expect the worst and the reality will be slightly worse than that.

[Anonymous No.18373192]

>>18373136
Most business will be up and running by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.18373193]

>>18372658
Roll

[Anonymous No.18373195]

>>18373076
google inductive reasoning you moronic faggot, get some of that FED dough right now, you're going to get obliterated pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.18373201]

>>18373192
Based on what? Bull delusions?

[Anonymous No.18373206]

>>18373157
Read what it says, most direxion are either 2x or 3x - they’re not meant to go the distance - they get cut on a routine basis. So unless you’re day trading, take your profit and move - you’re in for an awakening

[Anonymous No.18373207]

>>18373161
Thats fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.18373209]

Who wins? 3 trillion economic simulus pack, or no-deal?

[Anonymous No.18373212]

>>18373180
i bought it and it immediately reversed
sorry

[Anonymous No.18373215]

>>18373190
save, jblu, alk all great picks right now. luv is good as well but less upside potential than the other three.

[Anonymous No.18373222]

>>18373178
It will rise and you will make some money but it also had multiple reverse splits, it’s a leveraged ETF. Look it up, the price was never that high

[Anonymous No.18373224]

>stocks down 40%
>some people are temporarily unemployed
>THIS MEANS STOCKS WILL GO DOWN FURTHER

How thick are bears?

[Anonymous No.18373229]

>>18373143
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.18373231]

>>18373140
I am so fucking angry I didnt....i couldnt i am a poor fag and was with wealthsimple at the time and they had me on a retarded waiting list waiting to trade because their current system couldn't handle the existing trading volumes

[Anonymous No.18373232]

>>18373209
both are bullish

[Anonymous No.18373235]

anyone relevant is not unemployed right now

[Anonymous No.18373241]

OIL TANKING AGAIN

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.18373245]

>POWELL: FED'S ABILITY TO LEND, CREATE MONEY LIMITED ONLY BY THE LAW
Bears forever btfo

[Anonymous No.18373246]

bullish

[Anonymous No.18373252]

oh nonononono

[Anonymous No.18373255]

>>18373206
Okay, thanks for the heads up

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18373258]

this market is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.18373260]

NEW THREAD

>>18373243
>>18373243
>>18373243

[Anonymous No.18373262]

>>18373160
RIP. i'm holding my bags for the inevitable next dip. see ya losers =]

[Anonymous No.18373264]

>>18373224
the Market was never down 40% smoothbrain.

[Anonymous No.18373276]

>>18372956
It's all vile Jew sorcery, acting, and special effects - just like Hollywood.

[Anonymous No.18373287]

>>18373258
How are your puts doing?

[Anonymous No.18373295]

>>18373246
bullish

>>18373252
bullish

[Anonymous No.18373338]

>>18373264
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ROUND 38% TO 40% YOU FUCKING SMOOTHBRAIN YOU HAVE TO TYPE THE PERCENTAGE TO TEN DECIMAL POINTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18373345]

>>18373287
they actually doing bad... i thought they'd drop alot but they didn't... except for DAL.. some guy in here told me that they had earnings this morning... obviously a lie

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18373369]

>>18373345
>>18373287
aren't doing bad* .. suprisingly... i'm holding through the weekend though

[Anonymous No.18373376]

Enjoy the summer bulls, its yours. But when china releases another round of covid in the fall, we'll be back & won't be taking no measly -35%

[Anonymous No.18373408]

>>18373206
What about SOXL? This seems to have been a quality distance long

[Anonymous No.18374430]

>>18372981
>So, the world is turning into the Japanese stock market?
You mean the one that crashed and never got up?