/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18364278]

remember all those great times that we had together with the stocks

>Feeling bogged:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-p_0FDlpkw

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18362530

[There Will Be Blood No.18364297]

>>18364278
Enjoy the pump tomorrow. Make sure you exit your position

[Anonymous No.18364316]

mate

[Anonymous No.18364327]

>>18364297
cheap oil would be just fine for the airline industry, so im good

[Anonymous No.18364334]

>>18364297
Even without a deal there won't be a dump in anything other than oil itself. Oil only pumps.

[Anonymous No.18364337]

We still accumulating REFR?

[Anonymous No.18364344]

give me ONE reason MTNB will not 2x before july

[Anonymous No.18364349]

How long until airlines like jetblue and spirit moon?

[Anonymous No.18364350]

Should I fall for the Raytheon meme?

[Anonymous No.18364356]

>>18364297
It better dump like hell because they fucked the shit out of me with that absolute BULLSHIT MANIPULATED MARKET BULLSHIT today.

[Anonymous No.18364357]

>>18364278
the best was everyone buying IQIYI at 50

[Anonymous No.18364359]

I own stocks in close to 20 different REITs and I really ought to drop most of them tomorrow. Please name your favorite REIT and it will be spared.

[Anonymous No.18364363]

>>18364297
THAT MOTHERFUCKER BETTER PAY ME

[Anonymous No.18364375]

Haha wish I wasnt retarded and greedy haha

[Anonymous No.18364376]

Has anyone hear read Fooled by Randomness by Nassim Nicholas Taleb?

[Anonymous No.18364380]

My favorite meme

[Anonymous No.18364384]

>>18364349
3-5 years back to normalish.
>>18364350
Accumulate, there is almost certainly more downside with the airline industry.

[Anonymous No.18364387]

I have a put expiring tomorrow, 5 contracts. The strike price is $5 and the stock is at $5.10. If the stock price goes below $5, what happens then?

no bully

[Anonymous No.18364388]

>>18364359
I like uhhh
ARR and AGNC
but I'm not in REITs that heavy, just a bit

[Anonymous No.18364391]

Reminder that tomorrow is battle of the machines

[Anonymous No.18364404]

Is it too late for me to go heavier long into Disney?

[Anonymous No.18364412]

I want my fucking cheapies tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18364421]

Nice set of tits on this double top that’s forming

[Anonymous No.18364423]

>>18364387
you're allowed to sell 500 shares at $5

[Anonymous No.18364432]

>>18364388
nice I have AGNC and will keep it

[Anonymous No.18364437]

>>18364423
I already sold all my shares at $5.12

[Anonymous No.18364439]

Futures mean literally nothing right? Dow was down 1.5% at like 4am and we opened like 4% high

[Anonymous No.18364446]

>>18364404
Not at all I am gonna buy some cheeky puts on them tomorrow my loss is your gain

[Anonymous No.18364451]

ey mates i'm gonna tell you which direction the stocks are gonna go based on what i pop my cork off to

red day if i settle on frankie foster

green if it's lord dominator

i'll report back after im done

[Anonymous No.18364471]

>>18364297
what is the ideal time to exit? im mostly into oil

[Anonymous No.18364474]

>>18364387
>>18364423
This but you’re collecting the difference between the market price and the strike price plus the premium. Aka if the stock domps to $4.20 you collect $90 x 5 contracts. $450.

[Anonymous No.18364505]

>>18364474
that'd be pretty epic desu senpai

[Anonymous No.18364521]

>>18364471
Watch meeting of le picnic-blanket-hat mAn and le shirtless horseback man

[Anonymous No.18364527]

>>18364471
When the money line is most high

[Anonymous No.18364528]

Does sector investing work or is it inefficient against either single stock picking or indexing?

[Anonymous No.18364533]

Made all my money back after trying to guess the bottom as a novice. I'm up by $400 and started with $3500 lol. Regret not buying BA at $90 after seeing it sober

[Anonymous No.18364537]

thoughts on AAL???

[Anonymous No.18364540]

>>18364505
Oh I misread, idk what your premium is. Number was assuming you paid $0.10

[Anonymous No.18364544]

US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES
>US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES
US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES
>US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES
US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES
>US DEATH TOLL TOPS 14,000 WITH OVER 400,000 NEW CASES

[Anonymous No.18364552]

Imagine investing in Chinese companies, a country with an actual make-believe economy.

[Anonymous No.18364553]

>>18364471
You know what you have now and you have a profit, do you want to gamble or do you want to trade? If I were you I'd take.

[Anonymous No.18364554]

>>18364540
$0.14 was the price

[Anonymous No.18364557]

so what's the general consensus on investing in lumber companies. I feel like there'll always be trees and people to cut them, and paper never falls out of vogue

[Anonymous No.18364558]

>>18364471
Mostly into oil? You're lying.

[Anonymous No.18364568]

>>18364544
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18364579]

Buy MHVYF.

[Anonymous No.18364580]

anyone buy individual bonds?

[Anonymous No.18364594]

>>18364554
Yea it will be slightly less but you get it. Good luck memer

[Anonymous No.18364599]

>>18364558

[Anonymous No.18364600]

>>18364350
I went all in at $50 because that was a fucking bargin for such a huge defense contractor. I've scaled back my position considerably now, but I'm holding onto them until the next war kicks off at the bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.18364603]

Who /RTX/ here?

[Anonymous No.18364609]

>>18364594
you too

[Anonymous No.18364614]

>>18364537
more debt than assets going into this crisis. you do the math.

[Anonymous No.18364615]

>>18364600
I wish I got in that cheap, I'm at a $63 average :(

[Anonymous No.18364622]

>>18364603
Rtx gang

[Anonymous No.18364625]

>>18364544

[Anonymous No.18364630]

>>18364599
this is fucking worrisome unless you're ok with not looking at your account for 5 years if things go south
but you have posted this multiple times today so I have a feeling you're antsy to make quick money.

[Anonymous No.18364633]

SMG, I had a dream, is it retarded? In my dream, Santa told me to create this water fall, and my grandma brought cookies.
Buy 100 of something big, sell call, collect premie
Buy 100 of something medium, with said premie, sell call, collect premie
Buy 100 of something small, with said premie, sell call, collect premie

Premies all the way down forever. In my dream it was beautiful.

[Anonymous No.18364634]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.18364635]

>>18364614
yeah but I'm up like $500 on them in the past few days. clown market, nothing makes any fucking sense. might sell all and put it in PLAY

[Anonymous No.18364655]

>>18364634
Remember, bad news = more QE in this market. The harder Coronachan hits, the louder the BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18364659]

>>18364471
hold for 20 years and earn your modest returns and dividends friend like a good boomer.. just sell before the next crash this time

[Anonymous No.18364660]

Where my CHadKs at???

[Anonymous No.18364662]

>>18364634
If only there were a single person in the country that could put three layers of fabric together, alas, only China can do this complex task

[Anonymous No.18364669]

>>18364630
yeah i been kind of hesitant but Im still financially secured with my job at XOM so can risk it

[Anonymous No.18364670]

>>18364278
Any insiders buying penny stocks, like what happened with Borr Drilling last week, lately?

[Anonymous No.18364674]

>>18364634
They've been crying this for weeks and yet they mysteriously still have supplies. Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18364677]

So, you panic sold at the bottom like a lil bitch? Now you are just going to wait for a retest of the lels to buy back in right?

Sorry faggot, straight up thanks for all the cheap shit 2 weeks ago though

[Anonymous No.18364684]

>>18364528
Doesn't really work, just choose your 2 favorite stocks in a sector.

[Anonymous No.18364689]

Someone tell me what they think about MRO.

[Anonymous No.18364695]

>>18364634
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18364696]

tomorrow's gonna be green, lord dominator's too hot lads

[Anonymous No.18364697]

>>18363825
Thanks for all the great info fren, last question: current thoughts on NVAX? They seem like a good put. I think they're bullshitting with the efficacy of their possible vaccine they're trying to develop (it's just a hunch with no basis in facts and research yet, so don't miff me)

[Anonymous No.18364698]

>>18364660
wow

[Anonymous No.18364705]

My upstairs neighbor just called ambulance and was brought out on a gurney.


Priced in?

[Anonymous No.18364708]

>Raytheon to reduce dividend

>Raytheon to reduce dividend

>Raytheon to reduce dividend

[Anonymous No.18364721]

>>18364579
>MHVYF
>that chart
I'm good

[Anonymous No.18364727]

I doubled down and bought more puts today. I know that I'm fucking retarded but I don't even care at this point. What's a few more dollars lost anyway?

[Anonymous No.18364735]

>>18364721
Aww baby scared of some OTC stocks?

[Anonymous No.18364736]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa/speed-of-coronavirus-deaths-shocks-doctors-as-new-york-toll-hits-new-high-idUSKBN21Q204?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews

[Anonymous No.18364756]

>>18364727
So did I.
At least if we lose our money, we can remember the friends we made along the way!

[Anonymous No.18364757]

>>18364708
If this is real... lol

[Anonymous No.18364758]

>>18364727
I wish I wasn't a brainlet and understood how options work other than writing puts and calls

[Anonymous No.18364761]

Reminder that the virus is a myth and the media has you programmed to be in a constant state of fear and anxiety because it makes you easier to control.

[Anonymous No.18364765]

>>18364705
People die all the time, so definitely priced in. People have to be dying outside hospitals or dying because ambulances have nowhere to take you for it to not be priced in at this point.

Literally just keep buying (unless you're all in on oil, in which case you're gambling right now). I expect a deal since US companies are cutting production in good faith also, even though they aren't officially committed in the agreement.

>>18364736
Priced in, more people are dying per day but the rate of deaths per day is lowering.

[Anonymous No.18364768]

>>18364705
Soon to be priced out

[Anonymous No.18364773]

>>18364689
Their entire balance sheet is oil and gas assets. Their business centers around US shale, which has been going downhill since 2015. It could be a good short term swing trade. But I would never buy and hold a company like MRO.

[Anonymous No.18364777]

>>18364278
Yes; I remember back in the day. Back in those days anything you put your money into turned green. It was a sea of green. A wonderful time. I still remember those days and that awesome feeling. It was sublime.

[Anonymous No.18364778]

>>18364757
FUCK I just bought in, I don't want it to dip now.

[Anonymous No.18364780]

>>18364735
kek, it's not that, they haven't grown their share price during THE LARGEST BULL RUN in history. They won't do it now. Thinking otherwise is delusion

[Anonymous No.18364781]

>>18364761
I ain't worried bout shit

[Anonymous No.18364789]

>>18364761
I've heard all kinds of things about the virus. It's a hoax, it's a bioweapon that leaked out of a government lab in Wuhan and the Chinese developed a safe strain to cure it... I don't know who to believe.

[Anonymous No.18364796]

>>18364439
yup lol youre basically betting on the shape of clouds

[Anonymous No.18364798]

>>18364660
JUST

[Anonymous No.18364802]

>>18364544
Do you realize that we don’t give a single fuck about how many boomers/niggers die everyday? It’s actually good for economy.

If you’re healthy young White ppl you have worst mild symptoms, i.e. just a flu. It’s doesn’t hurt economy at all. We should open across country already

[Anonymous No.18364806]

>>18364544
B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.18364812]

>>18364696
the Oracle has spoken.

[Anonymous No.18364813]

>>18364773
But Trump is trying to save the US fracking industry. What if he is able to get Russia and KSA to strike a deal?

[Anonymous No.18364819]

>>18364802
So based!!

[Anonymous No.18364825]

>>18364662

[Anonymous No.18364827]

>>18364544
PRICED IN AND BULLISH AS FUCK. Tesla up 20% tomorrow. BTC value will be 0. SPY will be 900 and come with a 3 robos waifu per stock dividend.

[Anonymous No.18364828]

Market closed Friday.

What will I do with my time?

[Anonymous No.18364829]

>>18364736
excuse me reuters we're in the "light at the end of the tunnel" phase. chill out and keep your stories to yourself.

[Anonymous No.18364834]

>>18364813
Trump also said he would save the coal industry. I'd rather him be president than Clinton, but let's not fool ourselves. Shale has been in a bear market since 2015. Buy it, let it double in price when Trump tweets, then sell it.

[Anonymous No.18364836]

>>18364802
>the more boomers die the bigger the stock gains
We won't need Elon Musk soon on our mission to mars with our pilot Jerome

[Anonymous No.18364840]

>>18364736
Tomorrow, dji is getting +14%.

[Anonymous No.18364841]

Give me one good reason I shouldn't empty my entire bank account into SPY except for 6 months of being unemployed.

[Anonymous No.18364845]

I feel green... dubs and we stay green until new years

[Anonymous No.18364854]

>>18364344
There's a meme I remember being profitable! Checked the charts, already back to its penny stock roots

[Anonymous No.18364858]

The FED is more interested in keeping rich people rich because rich people create jobs for poor people, just go long

[Anonymous No.18364859]

>>18364845
With this dubs this becomes year of the bear. In August it gets handed to his bro, snib snab

[Anonymous No.18364862]

My banana bread came out fucking perfect this time. Priced in?

[Anonymous No.18364863]

>>18364845
close

[Anonymous No.18364867]

>>18364834
It's not like coal at all. The US is now the biggest oil and natural gas producer in the world because of its fracking industry. It's more a geopolitical issue than an employment one. We are no longer dependent upon foreign nations for our energy. We can not afford to give that up.

[Anonymous No.18364869]

How do dividends pay out? Do I need to have a stock for the entire quarter, or what?

[Anonymous No.18364883]

Who here /hate myself and want to die/?

>>18364761
that's a man

[Anonymous No.18364891]

>>18364845
Here you dropped these digits. Also this is now a bear market

[Anonymous No.18364898]

>>18364869
You need to own the stock before the ex-dividend date. In the dividend capture strategy, you just buy stocks before the ex-dividend and sell.
Note that stocks typically register a reduction in value consistent with the dividend payout on the date it pay, and companies recover at different rates from this.
The frequency of payment is set by the company, some do monthlies and some do quarterlies.

[Anonymous No.18364908]

virus this, stock market that, but what really hurts the most is my inability to form meaningful lasting human connections brehs

it hurts the most

[Anonymous No.18364909]

>>18364869
You can be in it the day before the ex-dividend date, but if you just do that sell soon after the tax jew can come back at the end of the year and get you. Almost not worth it. If you go for something with a good dividend, best to just hold

[Anonymous No.18364910]

>>18364883
???

[Anonymous No.18364915]

>>18364898
Are you saying you can buy pre-ex date and sell the day after at get the divvy?

[Anonymous No.18364916]

>>18364883
Oof, does that mean there's still a chance of -50% in 7 days?

[Anonymous No.18364919]

>>18364544
Duane takes fashion tips from tv shows and magazines. He's a cool kid. But probably gay.

[Anonymous No.18364922]

>>18364883
Doesn't that mean we are about to reach day 50?

[Anonymous No.18364924]

>>18364828
coom

[Anonymous No.18364930]

>>18364908
I have been cut off from my family, gf and friends. But people are calling me who haven't it years so that is nice.

[Anonymous No.18364934]

>>18364915
Yes.
Educational:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividend-capture.asp

[Anonymous No.18364935]

>>18364867
Not sure what you're trying to say. 80% of shale industry is simply not profitable. The government will subsidize just enough so that we can survive an oil embargo like what the arabs did in 1973. They're going to cherry pick the corporations that donate the most to their party. It won't be a blanket bailout/subsidy.

[Anonymous No.18364941]

>>18364908
Get a doge.

[Anonymous No.18364942]

>>18364924
Stop watching porn.

[Anonymous No.18364943]

>>18364825
Jesus, chinks creep me the fuck out with that dead eye shit

[Anonymous No.18364947]

thoughts on MFA?

[Anonymous No.18364950]

How does the stocks work bros? Why does the green arrow go up and to the right?

[Anonymous No.18364958]

Any of you folks holding oil positions overnight today are wild men and brave. Too scary for me. Too much chance of either Russia or Saudis saying no dealio, we're gonna ride this out a bit longer.

[Anonymous No.18364960]

>people fighting the market instead of profiting from the swings
It's like you people hate making money

[Anonymous No.18364971]

>>18364950
the eternal question. followed shortly thereafter by why arrow go different way than I want?

[Anonymous No.18364981]

>>18364934
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividend-capture.asp
So to really profit from this you have to basically time it perfectly and know when exactly you'll get the divvy? Why do they make it sound hard? Dont companies disclose when they pay?

[Anonymous No.18364984]

>>18364883
If you open your eyes to all kinds of dips you would be still earning instead of waiting 'FOR THE BIG ONE'

[Anonymous No.18364989]

>>18364910
It's probably some kind of mental illness, honestly. So many failed men have become some sort of prison gay.

[Anonymous No.18364991]

Shenton Way, Singapore, 7 April 2020, 15:00.

[Anonymous No.18364993]

>>18364958
it only depends on us

[Anonymous No.18364996]

Should I buy more WTI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18364997]

>>18364908
People get friends by faking interest in each others shit. By being honest you hurt feelings. Are these fake connections worth it?

[Anonymous No.18365002]

>>18364935
The government can slap tariffs on foreign oil to revitalize our industry. Simple as. You can expect him to do that if they don't strike a deal, which they won't.

[Anonymous No.18365005]

>>18364883
>No bottom, just endless crab down
Crabbing time

[Anonymous No.18365011]

>>18364993
It depends on all three big boys at the table. One refuses to budge and it can delay the whole works.

[Anonymous No.18365015]

>>18364981
Because you're not the only one planning to do that. Price difference between pre-ex date and payment date might lead to more loss than the actual dividend you earned.

[Anonymous No.18365019]

>>18364984
>If you open your eyes to all kinds of dips
huh?
You mean like forex dips and commodities dips?

I just like those updates and find them very interesting. It may or may not have any bearing on future market behavior. And it has suddenly changed from resembling 1929 very closely, to not really at all.

Also it's updated by a /biz/ poster so that's cool.

[Anonymous No.18365020]

>>18364996
>WTI
Not with options, short term it can dump. Mid term it's a good buy

[Anonymous No.18365022]

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-germany-politics-suicide/finance-minister-in-home-state-of-germanys-financial-centre-commits-suicide-idUKKBN21F0XY

Finance minister in home state of Germany's financial centre commits suicide

Do you think he regrets committing suicide now?

[Anonymous No.18365030]

>>18365005
I wish this was the case but the sad truth is we will be back to all time highs in <3 months.

[Anonymous No.18365035]

>>18364981
Ex-dividend date, pay date and pay amount are publicly announced by the company, this isn't the issue. It's >>18365015

[Anonymous No.18365040]

>>18365022
>11 DAYS AGO
nice feature reuters has to include that on the top
that way you know if you're just posting old news.

[Anonymous No.18365042]

>>18364891
>this is now a bear market
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.18365048]

>>18365022
I bet he learned all those European loans denominated in USD are unpayable

[Anonymous No.18365050]

Which stocks are you buying with your Trumpbux, ladies?

[Anonymous No.18365052]

Corona-chan had an evolution today!

[Anonymous No.18365053]

>>18364991
very pretty!

[Anonymous No.18365056]

>>18364997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmONbYqYaRk&t=219s

This guy reminds me of boz: My wife left me... I lost so many tax benefits and coupons.

[Anonymous No.18365057]

>>18364947
Hello fellow shill. I cant imagine the obscene gains of someone who got in at sub .50. From what I understand they were nearly margin called since all their real estate assets "lost" their value during corona-chan, and were/are taking it up with their lender.

[Anonymous No.18365058]

>>18364924
UMA DELÍCIA

[Anonymous No.18365059]

>>18365040
holy fucking autism

[Anonymous No.18365062]

>>18365052
>Grew a cock
based

[Anonymous No.18365066]

>>18365019
Think smaller then again you might be a boomer investor and not a trader. So whatever.

[Anonymous No.18365073]

>>18365052
Imagine being the gay nerd weeb version of a bugchaser

[Anonymous No.18365074]

>>18365020
I'm a longer term guy. Was planning on holding WTI too prices return to regular prices

[Anonymous No.18365092]

>>18365074
Honestly with WTI, sell an option, take the premmie and buy however much of WTI you can with it. Then forget about it for 5 years. It's a fucking 2 dollars.

[Anonymous No.18365095]

>>18365050
Something very risky that only works out if we have a v-shape recovery

[Anonymous No.18365096]

>>18365066
little of both, slowly jealous of the trader "no holding over night" guys.

so what, you mean trading minute candles on the ES or something like that?

>>18365059
you don't like Bonbi?

[Anonymous No.18365104]

Russia says they're ready to talk cuts

OIL TO THE MOON TOMORROW CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18365105]

>>18364660
guh

[Anonymous No.18365108]

>>18365092
I don't do options Anon, far too risky imo

[Anonymous No.18365113]

>>18365056
does this get interesting at some point??

Goddamn someone want to post some helpful youtube shit? I think it's time I get serious about stoplosses, TA, and overnight risk.

[Anonymous No.18365114]

>>18364660
How and why?

[Anonymous No.18365121]

>>18365096
Yes. I even showed /smg/ how fucking easy it was this morning.

>>18365108
Smart man.

[Anonymous No.18365122]

>>18365114
Once they get a new CEO and other new leadership it'll go back to around 10-12 a share (conservatively)

[Anonymous No.18365124]

>>18364660
This guy obviously knows something we don't.

[Anonymous No.18365128]

>>18364883
>>>18364910 >>18364916 >>18364922 >>18364984 >>18365005

[Anonymous No.18365133]

>>18365121
When this morning? What'd you show us, a youtube or something? Or "just use two different SMA's and buy and sell when they cross" ?

[Anonymous No.18365138]

>>18364708
ahhhh you made me look

[Anonymous No.18365139]

How do I turn this into a million dollars? All in SOXL leaps?

[Anonymous No.18365147]

>futures

[Anonymous No.18365157]

Oil stocks can only go up. If a deal is struck, there will be a rally. If there is no deal, Trump will impose tariffs, and then there will be a rally.

[Anonymous No.18365160]

>>18365133
I can't be arsed to find my posts. I showed how I shorted TSLA on a downswing and went long on the upswing.

[Anonymous No.18365173]

>>18365157
Has the trump admin said anything about tariffs? I thought the tariff threat was coming from senators in states with big shale industries?

[Anonymous No.18365187]

>>18365173
Yeah, faggot. Watch his press conferences. It will put you ahead of the news cycle and make gains in the markets.

[Anonymous No.18365188]

give me a big gamble I can waste my trumpbux in

[Anonymous No.18365189]

>>18365157
A deal can be struck that's judged insufficient, and this doesn't answer the question about oil storage. Those can play into this in many ways. Trump says he wants to impose a tariff but how long, if ever, will it take to enact? You know how the house is. Oil can go down long enough to kill US shale before going back up (which is not to say your assessment: that oil can only go back up, is wrong, merely that you are probably overoptimistic about the short term prospects).

[Anonymous No.18365192]

>>18365147
>-0.4%
Market opens down, rockets up to 280.

[Anonymous No.18365200]

>>18365188
MRO

[Anonymous No.18365208]

>>18365157
Tariffs won't do anything by itself. If no deal, Trump will pull out US military from Saudi Arabia, encouraging Iran to attack them and simultaneously start military operations in Venezuela. 3 oil producing countries knocked out. Boom.

[Anonymous No.18365209]

>>18365128
>logarithmic growth

I don't think you've factored in enough unlimited QE into you model there

[Anonymous No.18365212]

>>18364947
I'm up $30 in MFA after being -$50 last week, should've bought more shares when it was in the low range

[Anonymous No.18365216]

>>18365188
I've performed my brainlet analysis on the airline industry and come to the conclusion that spirit airlines has the most upside potential at this time along with a decent balance sheet. I'm going all in on margin.

[Anonymous No.18365217]

>>18365160
holy shit.
now I kind of miss trig. that's before something happened and my brain broke and I went retarded. All that shit came so naturally to me and was so easy to remember.

Once I had to start learning about sin/cos/tan in terms of radians... I couldn't grasp it conceptually and my mathematical abilities never really recovered.

Also I never learned my times tables... so I need paper to do what should be mental math.

[Anonymous No.18365232]

>>18365216
clever boy...

>>18365217
oh no

[Anonymous No.18365239]

>>18365208
Holy shit I didn’t even think about taking out Venezuela to deal with this oil attack thing holy shit hahaha get fucked third worlders aaahahaha

[Anonymous No.18365260]

Should rapists kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.18365262]

>>18364883
uncanny. it looks just like a sped up version of 1929.

[Anonymous No.18365264]

>>18364432
Same here, but I do have a limit stop if it goes more than .30 off its course. Didnt hold it for 3 days just to lose it.

[Anonymous No.18365267]

>>18365260
No, I like being alive and I like underage pussy

[Anonymous No.18365273]

>>18364991
one way traffic? wtf

[Anonymous No.18365279]

>>18364689
See you at $20

[Anonymous No.18365281]

>>18365239
I think he's already spoken to his advisors about this. I mean, if I were in his shoes this is exactly what I would do. Pull out of SA, tell them to go fuck themselves. What can SA do? Nothing, they have already fucked us. Then Iran attacks their oil infrastructure with drones and missiles or whatever. US says "I told you so" - Comes to the rescue and retaliates by destroying Iran's oil infrastructure. In the meantime we get some expose on how Maduro has been supplying 90% of the cocaine in the US and all those subs the Coast Guard have been catching are actually his. Boom. Executive actions to debilitate Venezuela's oil infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.18365282]

>>18365267
I knew you were still alive jeff

[Anonymous No.18365298]

where did all the bears go

[Anonymous No.18365309]

>>18365104
>Russia says they're ready to talk cuts
That's good but I've heard that story from Russia before. In the past, they have mostly waited to the very last second to acquiesce to OPEC proposal, then they go ahead and actually comply with that by maybe half. Not that it matters for short term oil trading, if some kind of deal is made oil will pump nicely for a little while.

[Anonymous No.18365313]

>>18365298
They're broke and dead. They weren't really bears anyway just retarded doomers scared by the common cold.

[Anonymous No.18365317]

>>18365232
???

[Anonymous No.18365318]

>>18365298
They died

[Anonymous No.18365338]

>>18365298
you better sleep with one eye open because the bears are only hibernating

[Anonymous No.18365340]

>>18365216
where were you on monday??

[Anonymous No.18365342]

>>18365298
im still here anon, been holding my entire portfolio in spxu average 35. not selling until 100 this market is fake and gay and ill hold this till 0 and start it all over if I must.

[Anonymous No.18365343]

When’s the dump? Red Monday?

[Anonymous No.18365345]

>>18365298
sitting. waiting.

>>18365313
>not being in cash since summer 2018 announcement that the FED was unwinding its sheets

[Anonymous No.18365350]

>>18365309
Made for BBC.

[Anonymous No.18365352]

>>18365298
still here. Have no shorts but only limited stock positions.

[Anonymous No.18365353]

>>18365298
>he doesn’t switch from bullish to bearish and ride the wave
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18365358]

>>18365139
options in SOXL?? you need a 10x

[Anonymous No.18365370]

>>18365298
They don't want to admit it but they got BTFO and will stay BTFO.

[Anonymous No.18365384]

>he bought the top today at 3:59????

[Anonymous No.18365387]

>>18365342
You're being irrational. There was a study of successful traders and what set them apart. One of the biggest differences was cutting losses. I know it sucks and you feel like it's personal cuz letting go means you were wrong but trading isn't about being right. It's about making money

[Anonymous No.18365398]

>>18365298
We are here in great numbers, much greater than the bulls. While the bulls are content to stampede off their cliff, we are hibernating. Gathering our strength for the inevitable. That's what bears do

[Anonymous No.18365400]

AM
AR
TELL

Big natural gas plays. Have almost doubled my money on these motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.18365410]

>>18365398
bears just come around here on trash day, so they can eat the garbage we put out at the road

they hate cayenne pepper

[Anonymous No.18365411]

Crab Chads WW@?

[Anonymous No.18365415]

>>18365358
I see SOXL being 500 within a year and that's 5x from here just holding the shares. If I go in with leaps the return should be at least double so 10x

[Anonymous No.18365433]

I think most bears here are crypto migrants that saw people 10x puts they bought early February. Those people lost everything to IV crush and think the market was manipulated just to destroy their $1000 account.

[Anonymous No.18365435]

>>18365298
>>18365398
We are here biding our time

[Anonymous No.18365439]

>>18365128
What is the best strategy for crab down market?

[Anonymous No.18365459]

>>18365128
This is the correct model.
>>18365433
They confuse asset bubbles with the common cold.

[Anonymous No.18365463]

dump your stock in American

[Anonymous No.18365467]

TSLA up 20% tomorrow or nah

[Anonymous No.18365469]

>>18365439
Sell calls, sell puts. Theta gang.

[Anonymous No.18365478]

>>18365463
less employees on payroll=better cash flows. bullish

[Anonymous No.18365494]

>>18364761
God I'm so fucking lonely bros.

[Anonymous No.18365503]

>>18365415
cool. i've never heard of leaps i'll look that up.

[Anonymous No.18365509]

>>18365494
that's a man faggot

[Anonymous No.18365519]

What happens if I short sell a chinese ADR and it gets delisted?
Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.18365520]

>>18365463
this is old news. im long AAL since monday and this news piece hasn't effected me yet.

[Anonymous No.18365532]

>>18365509
You've been programmed by the trannies to think every girl is a man.

[Anonymous No.18365540]

>>18365494
go to places where you are forced to talk to people. Get a retail job or go to a community college. I believe in you man. Also when gyms open up, join. From being skinnyfat to mildly built, like night and day, the confidence you feel is through the roof.

[Anonymous No.18365566]

>>18365387
perhaps, although I have high and bearish hopes for earnings and this oil deal failing

[Anonymous No.18365591]

>>18364670
I've been holding 1200 shares of BORR the past few days. Tweaking pretty hard about tomorrow because I'll either make a shit ton or lose most of my money.

[Anonymous No.18365608]

>>18365540
bro i was actually making decent progress in the gym, i was like 2 months into my routine and losing fat. then that fucking corona whore shut it down and now im losing all my gains

[Anonymous No.18365615]

I cant shake the feeling this week is blisteringly green to lure normies into the market with 3 day weekend of news proclaiming return to normal.

[Anonymous No.18365616]

When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer
You cannot petition the lord with prayer!

Can you give me sanctuary
I must find a place to hide
A place for me to hide

Can you find me soft asylum
I can't make it anymore
The Man is at the door

Peppermint, miniskirts, chocolate candy
Champion sax and a girl named Sandy
There's only four ways to get unraveled
One is to sleep and the other is travel, da da
One is a bandit up in the hills
One is to love your neighbor 'till
His wife gets home

Catacombs
Nursery bones
Winter women
Growing stones
Carrying babies
To the river

Streets and shoes
Avenues
Leather riders
Selling news
The monk bought lunch

Ha ha, he bought a little
Yes, he did
Woo!
This is the best part of the trip
This is the trip, the best part
I really like
What'd he say?
Yeah!
Yeah, right!
Pretty good, huh
Huh!
Yeah, I'm proud to be a part of this number

Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the Soft Parade

All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else we say
Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
A cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

The deer woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

Out of sight!
The lights are getting brighter
The radio is moaning
Calling to the dogs
There are still a few animals
Left out in the yard
But it's getting harder
To describe sailors
To the underfed

Tropic corridor
Tropic treasure
What got us this far
To this mild equator?

We need someone or something new
Something else to get us through, yeah, c'mon

[Anonymous No.18365624]

Been all in on LMT, BA, TXT, KTOS since the market crashed and now I have a shit ton of RTX. I'm going to make it, right guys?

[Anonymous No.18365625]

>>18365608
I've been doing calisthenics until gyms open back up

[Anonymous No.18365629]

>>18365540
I break out so bad when I lift. I can and do run for miles everyday but no issue but lifting makes my face look like fucking pepperoni pizza. Dylel for life I guess

[Anonymous No.18365633]

>>18365615
I can't believe there are still bears

[Anonymous No.18365651]

>didnt buy the HEXO dip
n g m i

[Anonymous No.18365659]

>>18365633
There isn't anyone. It's you, me, and the other guy actually buying anything

[Anonymous No.18365669]

>>18365624
Get some TDG shares too. Extremely based company

[Anonymous No.18365674]

>>18365050
Khols

[Anonymous No.18365682]

>>18365651
>pot stocks
the legal system is a completely useless shitshow why would you buy into it

[Anonymous No.18365683]

>>18365540
I used to be in shape but fell into a spiraling hell of depression and got fat. I'm also ugly and boring.

[Anonymous No.18365699]

>>18365669
Looks comfy

[Anonymous No.18365729]

>>18364387
unfortunately anon you bought a put so you will lose the full amount you paid for it
I'm sorry anon I really am

[Anonymous No.18365731]

>>18365317
bro do you really not know how to do math

[Anonymous No.18365735]

>>18364960
What do you use to profit from the swings specific ETFs or stocks?

[Anonymous No.18365737]

>>18365540
>Get a retail job
this is good advice. i worked at a small wagie yogurt shop and some regulars know me by name and are very friendly

[Anonymous No.18365748]

>>18365608
>>18365625
I've found this to be pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc1E5CfRfos

[Anonymous No.18365752]

>futures bright red

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18365759]

Steel hands.

[Anonymous No.18365763]

Dow futures are currently O.OO O.OO% OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18365768]

>>18365682
already 5% up AH and 60k vol 2k oi on a $1 2022 call... fat stacks tmrw

[Anonymous No.18365771]

>>18365752
lol it's like 0.3% down

[Anonymous No.18365785]

>>18365737
as close as i got to having friends in college
>>18365759
adios mio...

[Anonymous No.18365786]

>>18365759
I'm not sure if it would be more pathetic if you were just pasting someone else's position here or if this actually is you

[Anonymous No.18365789]

>>18365519

anon, did you buy LK?

[Anonymous No.18365800]

Where were you when all the coronavirus models were extremely off the mark and were just used to fearmonger people?

[Anonymous No.18365802]

>mfa is already 20% up in the futures

[Anonymous No.18365806]

we're gonna beat the shit out of animeposters

[Anonymous No.18365811]

>>18365608
buy dumbbells dummy. better than nothing

[Anonymous No.18365822]

>>18365669
Looks like a steal at that price.

[Anonymous No.18365830]

Should I go balls deep onto HSU, BAM, and Air Canada tomorrow? Or something else?

[Anonymous No.18365833]

Lost so much in this crash thats gone for good. All I feel is a sunk heart.

[Anonymous No.18365836]

>>18365731
I mean I got through university calc for science majors, but that was many years ago. Now I can't do an integral/derivative to save my life. I know most of the multiplication tables, but there's always gaps. I have to think to figure something out like 9x12 (in my head I have to take 20 seconds to think 18 + ... 90 = ... 108). And if I have a single drink or haven't slept 4+ hours I can't even do that much.

[Anonymous No.18365844]

>>18365759
If there are still bears they must be more fucked than original bulls who missed the drop at this point.

[Anonymous No.18365855]

>>18365759
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18365858]

>>18365830
Why not HXU?

[Anonymous No.18365859]

>>18365651
you've got courage trading the dude weed now

[Anonymous No.18365863]

>>18365608
Get into yoga. Shit is a great muscle builder. It puts serious stress on you when holding various positions.

[Anonymous No.18365869]

>>18365830
No idea
Depends how much exposure BAM has to retailers
AC is a long-term hold which I think is relatively safe although it may drop later this year if it's under threat of bankruptcy. Certainty that it gets bailed out by the government, they employ too many French Liberal voters

[Anonymous No.18365872]

>>18365833
ktf bruh.
>>18365748
based Jeff... maybe this is a good starting point. fucking stationary bike isn't helping me worth a damn, and I have a hard time convincing myself "hey do some pushups" otherwise.
>>18365863
Yoga With Adriene just got crazy popular during the shutdown

[Anonymous No.18365879]

>>18365859
if i bought the dip on the 18th and sold on the 27th id be up 200%. its a shitcoin is what it is, and im gonna make cash over the coming days. check hexo tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18365880]

How long does everyone think it will everything take to get back to normal? The curve is flattening and it seems like this will be over by june. It could have been a lot worse

[Anonymous No.18365883]

Latest update on Trump bucks situation?

[Anonymous No.18365892]

>>18365608
I feel you, home gym masterrace though, It's criminal the setup I have, power rack at home takes care of all strength needs and soccer field at my building plus water access for swimming and kayaking means cardio and tan on lockdown. Fucking 6 months of free gains if this shit lasts.

>>18365629
It might be because of protein powder, or because of increased test. Went on some prescription shit and I'm ok, get sun and sweat with showering right after.

>>18365683
You overstate your own inadequacy. You think you're some fat disgusting ugly slob but to other people you are most likely just that chubby guy they see at the grocer. The whitepill is that most people don't give a fuck about judging you and you are your harshest critic. Get some fucking sun, THE best thing you can do for mental well being, literally just take walks in a nature area if they are open. Maybe join a sports team if you can, but get in shape first. Just fast. Buy only veggies and some rice and meat. And game/read/do something to occupy the time while you aren't eating. Walk around your town. Get home and eat a hearty meal. Never snack. Fuck why am I writing so much

[Anonymous No.18365893]

>>18365880
august maybe. but we'll never see circuit breakers again. slow burn.

[Anonymous No.18365904]

what stonk opp shins should i buy to make it

[Anonymous No.18365910]

>>18365463
DELTA CHADS RISE UP!

We may have the worst seats but at least we arent sick!

[Anonymous No.18365912]

>>18365737
yeah, got a temp job at a science museum and it was so fucking comfy teaching kids about space and flight. It gives you purpose in the smallest stuff, plus you can talk with coworkers on down time.

[Anonymous No.18365916]

>>18365872
>Yoga With Adriene just got crazy popular during the shutdown
Its funny because that's the same one I subbed to. She has good routines that even beginners like me can manage (though I fuck up some of them, or have to take a breather). By the end of a session I've got a decent sweat going on though.
I'm in the same position as that other anon though. I have a home gym, but my work shifted our hours to the afternoon so the other half of the team comes in during the mornings so we reduce the chance the entire team gets taken out if someone comes in with the beer virus. That fucked my workouts up majorly. I am not a morning workout person.

[Anonymous No.18365919]

>>18365858
why would I bet long on Canada our country is a cold garbage can

[Anonymous No.18365933]

>>18365904
USO 6c. Jan 2021 is what I've got going. Its pretty much a sure thing that USO will be above 6 by then, and if it keeps going back to normal it'll print like crazy.

[Anonymous No.18365934]

>>18365892
Thank you anon, I appreciate the inspiration.

[Anonymous No.18365937]

>>18365919
I don't like this place either. It's about making money.

[Anonymous No.18365947]

>>18365910
Heard they have an ageing fleet that will need to be repaired/replaced soon. Big risk factor DELTACHADS need to look into. More debt on a company that will likely be underwater is not a good look.

[Anonymous No.18365962]

alright oilbros

should I just take profits tomorrow or hold? What are we thinking will happen with the deal?

[Anonymous No.18365964]

>>18365520
>effected

[Anonymous No.18365974]

500 RTX long term hold

[Anonymous No.18365984]

>>18365934
No problem, forgot one thing. Get a bike. The way I lost the weight. Get music on while you're biking somewhere and you won't even feel like you're working. Just don't skimp out. You will make it bro

[Anonymous No.18365983]

>>18365892
very jelly, I miss muh powerlifting but nothing in the gym weighs as much as these spy put bags

[Anonymous No.18365986]

>>18365947
>Heard they have an ageing fleet
I know they do as ive flown them. There are some that are nice but a lot near a full makeover particularly for lifestyle changes.

[Anonymous No.18365995]

I feel like GE is ready for a breakout move soon.

[Anonymous No.18366000]

>>18364557
there's regulations

[Anonymous No.18366019]

I'm going all in

[Anonymous No.18366038]

>>18365962
When is the deal? I would sell half and hold half at the very least, you could see a fucking huge drop in prices.
>>18365983
I will say this about powerlifting, the girls love the ass, holy shit I've had girls slap mine more than I can count. Black ones are more forward about it though, but the whites love it too.

[Anonymous No.18366049]

>>18366038
I heard the discussion is at 10:30am? Someone correct me if I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.18366062]

>>18365962
Take just enough profit to cover your buy in. Then let the rest ride.

[Anonymous No.18366063]

futures about to turn green.

[Anonymous No.18366067]

>>18365962
I’m going to sell off for profit tomorrow and buy something else. Maybe more KO.

[Anonymous No.18366086]

>>18365986
As in a pilot? Cool, I just feel way too much risk for returns I can get with things that don't rely on the nothingburger letting up.
>>18365995
people have been saying that for a while... I think they're gonna get hurt bad by this thing

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/07/how-covid-19-pandemic-impact-general-electric.aspx

[Anonymous No.18366092]

>>18366038
i dont like it when girls slap my butt

[Anonymous No.18366113]

>>18366092
is this a major concern for you? stop squatting when you hit 2plate then I guess

[Anonymous No.18366115]

>>18366049
You are mistaken sir.
>>18366038
Want to know the time?

Two sources reported the time.

Reuters: reported 10am EST
Al Jaazeera: reported 9am EST

[Anonymous No.18366128]

>>18364278
>>Feeling bogged:
bro... I was JUST thinking about watching his Asiatic Clam harvesting video... I AM feeling TURBOBOGGED... but I can tell myself gambatte...

KUYASHII
I CAN HARNESS THE POWER OF KUYASHII

[Anonymous No.18366139]

>>18366092
what about when a man slapps your butt?

>>18366128
GAMBATTE !
the better quality version of the OP video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk
you have to click to turn on subs

[Anonymous No.18366147]

>>18366092
I'm not against it. The funny stuff is when girls show me snaps of their flat ass friends telling them they wish they had my ass.

[Anonymous No.18366149]

>>18366113
no
>>18366139
i dont want anyone touching my butt

[Anonymous No.18366155]

>>18365933
USO has a bunch of contango loss going on from rolling contracts that might cuck your gains.

[Anonymous No.18366168]

>>18366155
yeah this guy is right, it underperforms oil.

[Anonymous No.18366186]

meet lmao

[Anonymous No.18366189]

>>18366019
Are these stocks or options? How many?

[Anonymous No.18366201]

>>18366155
In that case I'll probably sell on the news tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18366206]

>>18366139
https://youtu.be/2-gulRfv428
I WANT TO IMPROVE!!

I think 10% trailing stoplosses might be the move for me in the future. My grandfather invested with a simple method and did damn well back in the day.

If it goes up 10%, buy more. If it goes down 10%, sell it all. i don't think they even had stoplosses back then, had to call your broker and say "Bill, I want out!"

[Anonymous No.18366225]

>>18366217
>>18366217
>>18366217

>>18366217
>>18366217
>>18366217

>>18366217
>>18366217

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>18366217
>>18366217


>>18366217
>>18366217

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>18366186
lol xd

[Anonymous No.18366246]

Guys! Will my 4/17 SPY $272 puts print?!?!

[Anonymous No.18366247]

>>18366225
>fucked up subject
YOU HAD ONE JOB

[Anonymous No.18366258]

>>18366247
oops lol

[Anonymous No.18366303]

>>18366019
Wait till he dies, then buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18366410]

>>18365273
Lots of cities do this in the US, there is another one way running parallel a street down

[Anonymous No.18366411]

Thoughts on NNN?

[Anonymous No.18366597]

>>18365439
theta gang

[Anonymous No.18366881]

>>18365139
Calls on SLV strike 36 expire 2021
But you only need to put $10k screen cap this

[Anonymous No.18367142]

Switched out of SQQQ and into SPXL. Held SQQQ for too long, down $8.5k net. I don’t understand this clown market but I’m riding the wave.

[Anonymous No.18367196]

>>18365986
Fuck Delta. How’s your paycut?

t. nk chad

[Anonymous No.18367327]

>>18364802