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Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:15:42 2020 No.18343619 [Reply] [Original]

>NOOOOOOOOO you can't just time the market and sell your holdings, you gotta keep dollar cost averaging til your 80 and enjoy your Golden years!
>NOOOOOOOOO buy ETFs bro
>NOOOOOOOOO be an investor not a speculator!
>NOOOOOOOOO just keep holding, no one can predict the market!
>NOOOOOOOOO buy on red days only!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:17:45 2020 No.18343651 File: 49 KB, 300x411, 1585851943034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Individual stocks? That's too risky for me, I prefer ETFs diversified across global economies. Slow and steady gains bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:18:58 2020 No.18343665 File: 261 KB, 785x1000, 937E459F-D703-46D1-9E66-68675A974A23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18343619 >TRADING IS GAMBLING

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:21:52 2020 No.18343701 >nobody knows n-nothing >stay th-th-the course >time i-i-i-in the market is better t-than timing the market

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:31:14 2020 No.18343821 Wh-what's wrong with all of these?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:45:49 2020 No.18344006 File: 97 KB, 331x385, 1585004026792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wh-what's wrong with all of these?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:47:40 2020 No.18344030 >>18344006 Samefag, forced meme, vpn bullshit Sage

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:48:03 2020 No.18344040 >>18343665 Well yeah at the end of the day your guessing the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:48:08 2020 No.18344042 >>18343821 It's like playing video games the way the designers meant you to play them. Whereas if your goal is to just get through things, you obviously listen to speedrunners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 19:48:48 2020 No.18344054 File: 37 KB, 389x451, 1585004522961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Samefag, forced meme, vpn bullshit >Sage

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:32:34 2020 No.18344610 >>18344040 Is that what you think trading is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:34:32 2020 No.18344635 >>18344030 Gayest fucking posting ever, fuck you wojack posters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:48:03 2020 No.18344796 File: 148 KB, 836x786, 1576512303247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18343619

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:02:07 2020 No.18344995 OP sounds like a fag who lost too much money in a short and is getting butthurt at investors who diversify, mitigate risk and avoid overleveraging and screwing themselves.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:03:38 2020 No.18345023

>>18343619
I'm not getting this meme

You're showing soijacks/numales saying "typical" things they would say, but all numales are socialists and do not invest. The only people telling you to invest in index funds are business and finance majors, along with some fags on Reddit.

tl;dr: the people misusing the numales do not understand 4chan culture and are unironically Reddit tourists

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:19:03 2020 No.18345221
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>>18345023
>I'm not getting this meme
>You're showing soijacks/numales saying "typical" things they would say, but all numales are socialists and do not invest. The only people telling you to invest in index funds are business and finance majors, along with some fags on Reddit.

tl;dr: the people misusing the numales do not understand 4chan culture and are unironically Reddit tourists

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:02:45 2020 No.18345851

>>18345023
>The only people telling you to invest in index funds are business and finance majors, along with some fags on Reddit.

That is exactly the reason he used these. Go on reddit's investing areas a few times and you'll see that they literally only repeat this shit

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:13:29 2020 No.18345971
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>>18343619
>VTSAX check just came in, guys. Thanks for all the advice /biz/. I will finally be able to enjoy a rich and -COOF COOF - fulfilling life... *BRAPFTTTTT* OH SHIT i think i shat myself once again NO NO NO NO NO CALL THE NURSE!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:08:43 2020 No.18346621 >>18343821 nothing they were expecting this bear market to be the end of daylight and to vindicate them for not doing any of those things, and that they somehow made the right moves in life as usual that didn't happen so all they have is ad hominem

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:20:22 2020 No.18346753 >>18345023 >The only people telling you to invest in index funds are business and finance majors I majored in history. Everything needed to invest in the stock market is freely available online.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:21:54 2020 No.18346767 What is this meme called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:32:49 2020 No.18346902 >>18346767 It's numale wojacks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:44:26 2020 No.18347036 >>18346767 le crying low testosterone man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:47:37 2020 No.18347074 You can DCA and play speculative gains as long as you mitigate your speculative risks, OP. Graham acknowledges this, which you'd know if you actually read financial texts.

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:53:14 2020 No.18347138

>>18344042
This is a great analogy
>go with what the designers intended and have a solid experience within a realistic timeframe, provided you did your research and didn't buy trash
vs
>autustically fixate on maximizing everything as fast as possible, ironically wasting huge amounts of time and energy to be outperformed by even more dedicated autists and/or just copy them after the fact

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:01:48 2020 No.18347235 >>18347138 You don't need to beat the autists, only the average.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:08:41 2020 No.18347310 >>18347235 Also the AI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:34:31 2020 No.18347603 File: 71 KB, 400x247, gay pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18345851 >PAXHOMO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:28:48 2020 No.18348100 >>18344042 You put into words exactly my thoughts around this and how I try to live my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:45:04 2020 No.18348262 >>18344040 You're still guessing the future with holding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:02:17 2020 No.18349753 >>18346753 Economy noob here, any particular guides to check?

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:33:42 2020 No.18349992

>>18348100
>>18347138
>>18344042
I don’t know if you’ve watched any speedrun streams but these guys have to restart the game a million times whenever they make a mistake. It usually takes 20+ tries for a perfect run. Personally, im not in position to restart from zero every other day because i wanted to speedrun the market nor do i want to spend precious time trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:34:45 2020 No.18349999 >>18345221 No shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:36:55 2020 No.18350011 >>18347074 This. If one does not have their complete net worth portfolio accounted for and planned they have no business speculating.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:59:52 2020 No.18350185

>>18347235
most speedrunners perform below average once you consider the victory:attempts ratio
in a video game this isn't relevant if you don't value your time (although time is money, and spending years autistically mastering a mechanical series of steps puts you way behind someone who's done something productive), but in real markets you can't just reset your capital

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:04:18 2020 No.18350219 >>18348262 But holding does not cost taxes and it can pay dividends in the right cases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:10:00 2020 No.18350262 >>18346767 crying soijak

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:17:54 2020 No.18350323 >>18350185 Do you know why speedrunners "fail"? because they didn't set a new record, not because they performed bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:37:33 2020 No.18350472 >>18343619 t: Degenerate gambler

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