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Hey guys i'm new on this forum, I was recommened it from someone on this subreddit called r/wallstreetbets (it's quite like you guys with lots of autism and memes).

I started trading stonks on Robinhood earlier this month and have lost quite a bit of money on SPY puts, RIP gay bears amirite?

Anyway, I've heard quite a bit about "chainlink" and it sounds quite interesting.

Could anyone tell me where I could look into purchasing this, like can I get it on Robinhood or do I have to download another app?

I've got about $400 of my student loan left to play around with so any help would be greatly appreciated.

TL:DR stonks bad, help plz

>> No.18343021

poop and spray pee on the poop

>> No.18343036

>>18342989
These guys don't like redditors and will try to scam you with shitcoins.

Just buy Nano and Cardano, trust me.

>> No.18343054

>>18342989
Fuck off and die

>> No.18343070

>>18342989
take a shit on the ground and scream nigger. Record yourself doing this on your phone and post the video here and you will get all the help you need. Good luck

>> No.18343099

>>18343036
>>18342989
Don’t buy any of those fucking shitcoins..


You want (BSV) Bitcoin

>> No.18343110

>>18342989
Core tenants of /biz/:
>buy high sell low
>financially ruin yourself
>post pink wojaks
>suicide

Have fun.

>> No.18343152

>>18342989
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>> No.18343218

>>18342989
r/walstreetbets is about option trading fag , we trade crypto
Fuck me , they are even more braindead then we are

>> No.18343221

>>18343152
Nigger

>> No.18343232

>>18342989
Dump it all on JNUG

>> No.18343237

>>18342989
I'll be happy to help anon, but before I begin I must ask, are you aware of the jewish problem?

>> No.18343239
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18343239

>>18342989
Buy BSV and fuck off. You don't deserve this.

>> No.18343310

How do I upvote on this subforum?

>> No.18343384

Just email me your money and I’ll wire your 40 Link

>> No.18343403

>>18342989
don't be stupid. invest what you have left in socks