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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:01:12 No.18339338 [Reply] [Original]

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>Brokers
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>Risk management
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>Bloomberg stream
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>Education
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>Free chart
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>Screeners
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:01:54 No.18339357 YEAH JEROME PUMP IT THE FUCK UP MOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:02:43 No.18339371 I accidently bought 1K in SALT calls Fuckin neck me desu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:03:36 No.18339387 >He Sold?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:11 No.18339398 We bull run now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:18 No.18339400 SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:45 No.18339404 NO JEROME DON'T DO IT IVE HAD ENOUGH PLS JEROME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:50 No.18339405 File: 276 KB, 1200x675, AllTimeHighsAsFarAsTheEyeCanSee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bears are total morons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:55 No.18339406 so does this shit happen all the time? i just sold, is it really going up (oil sector)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:04:57 No.18339407 File: 117 KB, 730x783, green+wojak+crypto+meme+2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339363 Jerome has responded to my prayer. Thank you Jerome, if you can get us back over 2700 I will build a shrine to you

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:03 No.18339409
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JEROME

POOMP THOSE GREENBACKS, MOON THE MARKET. FORCE YOUR WORKERS TO PRINT UNTIL THEY BLEED FROM THEIR HANDS, MAKE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN DO THE PRINTING IF YOU HAVE TO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, I NEED THOSE LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:09 No.18339410 File: 658 KB, 1376x820, 1586271093858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339338 Lets go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:16 No.18339412 File: 49 KB, 634x422, C01C11B67C6B493E867BF2FCF57BA61E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Corona cure soon

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:39 No.18339420 >>18339371 What the fuck were you thinking?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:47 No.18339422 File: 64 KB, 925x750, my_first_market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OUR TURN NOW, BOBO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:49 No.18339423 >>18339398 Explain your logic behind why there would be a bull run Impossible mode: you can say printer go BRRRR BRRRR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:05:54 No.18339427 Oil storage about to moon. For me, it's STNG, DHT, FRO and TNP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:06:06 No.18339430 File: 433 KB, 1000x1166, 1573477600936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:06:25 No.18339433 Bobos, where you at? What happened to the EOD dump???

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:06:38 No.18339437 File: 264 KB, 640x480, energy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339400

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:06:59 No.18339448 File: 329 KB, 1125x2001, 362B252A-9A1D-468B-BC0A-3BD83805CD18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS IT TIME TO LONG NORMIE REGRET??? EASY TATTOO REMOVAL??? >>18339412 I miss him bros

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:07 No.18339450 pump now i bought in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:11 No.18339452 File: 197 KB, 773x1000, brr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >markets stop tanking >inexplicable green candles as we're about to hit negatives Thank you Jerome, very cool!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:12 No.18339453 we are all living in america, coca-cola wunderbra!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:12 No.18339454

Bulls better give Jerome all the energy they can because this last 5 minute pump is already fizzling. I think today there's going to be an EOD dump instead of pump since they successfully tricked the market enough to cover losses. 3 day bull run we had last month is extremely similar, though the first 2 days of the bull run were condensed into a single day this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:15 No.18339455 File: 29 KB, 720x724, 1585860942405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dollar index is up over 5% since March. I'm doing nothing and gaining buying power while you idiots flounder about and react emotionally day to day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:19 No.18339456 >>18339433 >getting cocky after an irrational two week long bull run in the middle of a global health crisis when the market was already overheated

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:07:41 No.18339462 >Wells Fargo bitch on Bloomberg telling me to think about investment grade bonds and to carefully reallocate my portfolio bitch I just want fast gains not boomer shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:04 No.18339467 File: 587 KB, 1199x496, 1586272175874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339433 We've been shitting bricks on these gay ass markets since February. Gonna keep shitting for the rest of the year and 2021

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:09 No.18339468 >>18339433 bearlets will say its coming after hours kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:11 No.18339469 File: 206 KB, 500x500, 1559766171676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339455 checked patrician dollar holder

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:13 No.18339470 File: 7 KB, 232x217, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339387 >Week one of 6 trillion in pump money >Market signaling dead cat bounce

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:51 No.18339476 File: 180 KB, 594x922, 1566727373728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:54 No.18339478 >>18339423 all bad news is priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:56 No.18339479 >>18339454 The EOD pump is literally unavoidable. It's shorters closing for the profit so they don't get Jerome'd in the futures and there's a lot of them still.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:08:57 No.18339480 >>18339456 >health crisis ok

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:07 No.18339482 >>18339468 >markets only go up 7% after hours

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:12 No.18339483 god i want a crash so i can buy some fuckING TSLA$$$$

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:31 No.18339488
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The sheer fact that a +800 day almost went to a complete downturn, even if by a miracle it stays up to close, should be a huge wake up call for bullfags. This wild ride isn't over yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:43 No.18339491 >>18339448 Investing in tattoo removal tech is in my plans for this decade. It may be a smidge too soon. Face and neck tattoo zoomers aren't out of college quite yet. The big rush should come when they approach 30.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:51 No.18339493 File: 283 KB, 1600x1667, Screenshot_20200407-150835_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'Sup bearfags. Thanks for the free money on those puts you bought.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:09:56 No.18339495 File: 81 KB, 1000x800, 1579186696968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339455 Absolutely based.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:10:05 No.18339497 JEROME YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKER BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN FUCK YESSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:10:08 No.18339499 BASED DONALD IS PUMPING MARKETS TOO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:10:29 No.18339505 WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:10:52 No.18339510 >>18339448 tuchituchi is fine https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pRRTCgK0o/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:05 No.18339513 >>18339491 umm sweaty, not hiring me because of my face tattoos is discrimination

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:14 No.18339517 >>18339338 Why the fuck is my oil certificate crashing? This is the latest news I can find: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/OPEC-And-Partners-Eye-A-3-Month-Output-Cut.html

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:20 No.18339520 I was shilling DHT all last week, why didn't you all listen to the Rat King?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:28 No.18339524 VIX mooning. It's gonna be ugly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:33 No.18339526 >>18339478 It's priced in that this will last until the end of April. This shit is going to last until the start of June minimum.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:33 No.18339527

>>18339423
Pretty much every serious money mover liquidated by 03.23. Now these people are seeing a shit ton of undervalued stocks, many of which yield incredible dividends not seen in a decade and have strong enough balance sheets to support those for the time this flu thing lasts.
Because of that they will be buying and not selling. They have liquid cash, they earned some money on their hedges and possibly scalped the retail retards with huge swings, now they gotta deploy it in big names to hold for a while.
They also seem to say "double bottom", guys like Gundlach, but they are actually buying. And people like Ackman are just pure manipulators with what they say on TV.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:42 No.18339530 BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:42 No.18339531 >>18339488 It will go back to 3% by close. This was the pre-power hour dip that everyone who logs in for it buys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:57 No.18339532 >>18339488 >huge wake up call That no amount of bobo faggotry can turn these markets red? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:11:58 No.18339533 File: 56 KB, 204x200, bugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You retards realize this is just a rally to the 0.5 level, just like 2008 and nearly every other bear market before it? We're going to new lows in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:12:06 No.18339535 >>18339499 Does anyone have a PDF of One Up on Wall Street? I just have an EPUB right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:12:16 No.18339537 >>18339517 Not large enough cut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:12:22 No.18339538 Accumulate REFR cheapies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:12:29 No.18339539 >>18339493 >selling naked options on leveraged ETFs peak autism, just be careful to not blow your account

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:12:50 No.18339543 Load the dump

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:13:07 No.18339545 >>18339420 I dont know I was sleep deprived and thought they were puts for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:13:11 No.18339546 >>18339526 America back to work by Easter, the God Emperor and his Money Mage JP will it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:13:55 No.18339556 File: 36 KB, 823x607, ByeBye_Divvy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People were calling me stupid for saying Divvies weren't reliable. Uh oh divvy bros.... were'd it go??

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:09 No.18339558
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORMIES KNOW WHATS UP. LOAD UP ON THAT CHEAP CREDIT AND NEVER EVER PAY IT BACK

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-consumer-credit-increased-at-faster-pace-in-february-2020-04-07?mod=mw_latestnews

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:10 No.18339559 >>18339533 Imagine thinking that the modern economy is even capable of crashing. Stonks only go up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:17 No.18339561 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:20 No.18339564 >>18339539 Robinhood doesn't let you sell naked options.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:29 No.18339568 >>18339517 crude numbers will be revealed in two hours, this dump is just the beggining and in anticipation

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:32 No.18339569 >>18339491 I think these folks have some promising tech that need fda approval or something, I forget exactly why I was following them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:35 No.18339571 File: 71 KB, 640x720, 1585555038692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're just gonna crab at the 2700 level all week

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:38 No.18339573 AND WALLAH THE DOW WILL NEVER GO BENEATH 23K again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:14:56 No.18339578 If the eod pump becomes such a normal thing like this, surely the Bogs will actually come through with a rug pull one of these days, right? I mean, it can't be this easy.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:15:23 No.18339587

>>18339537
Ah, ok.
>Analysts say that even if a larger so-called OPEC++ group – involving OPEC+ plus the U.S., Canada, Brazil, Norway, and other producers not part of OPEC+, were to agree to a huge cut of 10 million bpd, this will still be much lower than the demand loss expected in Q2 and will not go far to prevent global storage filling to the brim by mid-May.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:15:36 No.18339592 File: 53 KB, 600x800, you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339559 >TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GONNA SAVE US ALL >DEBT DOESNT MATTER >WHAT IS A "DELEVERAGING"?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:15:53 No.18339595 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/07/world/asia/wuhan-coronavirus.html WUHAN OPEN FOR BUSINESS BULLS WE ARE BACK LAST 5 DIGITS OF MY POST IS HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:16:03 No.18339596 File: 23 KB, 346x419, hmpf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339559 Imagine thinking this time is different.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:16:10 No.18339598 >>18339556 You legitimately are stupid if you’re comparing oil or reit divvies to KO, LMT, PEP, JNJ divvies. Are you doing this on purpose? BTW YELLEN SIGNALED BANK DIVVIES ARE AT RISK. Euro banks already slashed them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:16:11 No.18339601 >>18339517 > Opened $2 5/1 puts on USO Bit of a long shot but might work out. Even with OPEC cuts we're still seeing full storage.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:16:12 No.18339602

>>18339556
I think a good chunk of /smg/ figured out recently that divy anon was retarded. Oxy, Ge all cut as are others. XOM and Shell just got extra cash recently and Chevron had quite a bit of cash too so they can get their divy in but they are so unreliable.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:06 No.18339618 >>18339603 That movie sucked fucking dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:17 No.18339622 >>18339405 Watch as the rats flee the ship in the last 15 minutes. Bears own the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:23 No.18339623 >>18339595 >OPEN >FOR >BUSINESS >everyone still has masks on hmmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:27 No.18339625 IS REINSTATEMENT OF JAPANESE EMPIRE AND MILITARY PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:39 No.18339628 File: 207 KB, 513x468, 1558121451198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339561 Based green-id "OOOOO" poster. We're gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:43 No.18339629 File: 19 KB, 618x482, 4314d6697d6a3e563d4290a2b09fa5cb9423ed32 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE POOMP IS FALTERING JEROME POOMP MORE GOD DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:47 No.18339631 File: 2.01 MB, 260x260, 1528390427466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339595 >LAST 5 DIGITS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:17:56 No.18339639 >>18339618 I believe you because youre an expert on the subject

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:15 No.18339649 >i buy >it goes in the different direction fuck me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:17 No.18339650 seems like we are hanging right around the 30 day moving average. where to now /biz/? full recovery? flatline purgatory? unprecedented crash?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:21 No.18339651 >>18339533 >different business "don't care about future generation" president >media world, where thots are buying stock >same result even the fed stated that they would rather hyper inflation than letting the market go down further

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:25 No.18339652 File: 453 KB, 1986x1986, zeihan-p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339625 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:50 No.18339658 >>18339618 How do I short it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:18:58 No.18339664 >>18339618 the kids like that weeknd

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:05 No.18339668 File: 93 KB, 664x690, 1583787125329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:07 No.18339669 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:10 No.18339673 >>18339595 >cremate everyone >lift restrictions duh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:17 No.18339676 >>18339601 Will USO do a reverse split and what happens to your strike on a put when it happens?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:17 No.18339677 File: 305 KB, 754x1158, bigboystocktrader.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339618 the ending was shit, Sandler's and that nigger fellow friend of his's acting are pretty good, shows their range.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:26 No.18339680 >>18339559 >wsb dipshit redditors are all in on calls now spy 180 incoming

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:31 No.18339685 File: 114 KB, 362x360, 1555253089467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:33 No.18339686 >>18339649 >buy with one account >sell with an other market is confused

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:34 No.18339687
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https://thehill.com/policy/defense/army/491601-army-testing-possible-coronavirus-vaccines-at-fort-detrick
ALRIGHT BEARS, PACK IT UP, CUT YOUR SHORTS, THIS BEAR MARKET IS OGRE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:42 No.18339688 >>18339651 the fed is trying to save the credit markets, they don't give a fuck about equities. maybe learn how the fed operates instead of just posting "brrrr" memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:19:58 No.18339693 File: 601 KB, 648x864, xi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crab today, crab tomorrow, bear forever. Thank you based ChinaBear

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:05 No.18339694

>>18339420

Hi there!

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:07 No.18339695 >>18339622 More like pathetic little bears panic and rush to close their shorts, pumping the price. The ones that don't cover get margin called overnight. We're going back to Dow 25k by EOD tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:10 No.18339698 LCI will moon shortly. Not that this is something special in this market but just saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:12 No.18339700 >>18339482 >>markets only go up 7% after hours Correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:22 No.18339701 WHERE IS THE PUMP

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:38 No.18339706 File: 288 KB, 890x905, 1585773962774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saw this bull trying to pull a sneaky little end of day pump.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:43 No.18339709 >>18339650 Long term bull, short term very volatile bear market

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:20:53 No.18339710 >>18339701 Powell hour in T-30 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:21:07 No.18339713 >>18339698 LCIGoy??? I have 3 shares

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:21:31 No.18339715 >>18339713 >LCIGoy No. Dark pool watcher

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:21:37 No.18339719 URGENT NEWS >GEROME COULDN'T HANDLE THE STRESS FROM ALL /BIZ/ERALIS CALLING HIM ALL DAY AND KILLED HIMSELF >NO END OF DAY PUMP COMFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:21:57 No.18339724 >>18339706 Alright fine. Let's plummet >together

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:22:01 No.18339725 i'm so excited, i'm about to break even on sqqq

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:22:13 No.18339730 >>18339710 Big ass candles incoming from Powell Hour

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:22:54 No.18339741

>>18339676
They "Get made whole".
> For example, if you buy a call option that controls 100 shares of XYZ with a strike price of $5. If XYZ announces a 1:5 stock split, the contract would now control 20 shares with a strike price of $25
Same process works in reverse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:06 No.18339742 >>18339595 >believing chinks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:13 No.18339745 >>18339688 >credit market is separated from equities market how does it feel to be so smart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:15 No.18339747 >>18339715 Good to know thank you.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:22 No.18339748 >>18339715 >>18339713 >>18339698 https://www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:29 No.18339751 I don't feel so good

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:32 No.18339753 How low can we go?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:38 No.18339756 >+0.34% Boring.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:44 No.18339758

>>18339602
Nobody who knows anything about divvies has ever said to go divvy capture during downturns. Downturns are a good time to buy divvy stocks because they'll yield good shit when the downturn is over (~2 years timespan). Divvies are as good as it comes for long-term. The only thing even remotely comparable is oom covered calls. They're not a high risk strategy, and thus won't usually make you 10x richer overnight. For this, go bet on LC and other chink niggardry, but unless you're retarded, you're beating the market virtually at all time by a healthy margin.
There are also non-hodl strategies with divvies like dividend capture that have even much higher returns and are technically safer but require a lot of experience and research.
Overall, people who don't believe in divvies are retards, but people who believe divvies will make them filthy rich are also retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:23:46 No.18339760 File: 139 KB, 498x473, sadbear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339719 ItTrump will just revive him and he'll be back to pump again tmrw.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:09 No.18339765 EXERCISE YOUR CALL EARLY AND CUT YOUR LOSS YOU RETARDED BULL! REEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA HOLD THESE STOCKS JUST TO COVER!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:15 No.18339769 File: 47 KB, 625x395, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:17 No.18339770 >>18339698 >>18339713 >>18339715 Speaking of brainlets, anyone seen SNSSfag?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:30 No.18339773 File: 627 KB, 800x800, 1585165938670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Imagine being a bull

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:42 No.18339778 >>18339719 Hes staying home and staying safe today. No printers for us. >>18339741 oh ok so just adjusted so its still basically equivalent strike. I got $3 strike for 5/1 ill follow ya and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:50 No.18339779 >>18339650 >flatline purgatory? This, solely because it will generate the most wailing and gnashing of teeth here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:24:57 No.18339782 File: 25 KB, 1846x88, LCI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339698 Thanks, fren. Good tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:04 No.18339785 wtf was this major oil drop? could not find a possible reason yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:05 No.18339786 >>18339770 rent free

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:14 No.18339788 File: 63 KB, 300x268, bear-300x268[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >6 trillion dollar pump >0.03%+

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:16 No.18339790 File: 995 KB, 2250x2250, 1503637723347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339338 What is happening

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:38 No.18339793 >>18339769 Called China back lash over a year ago. Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:43 No.18339795 File: 1.67 MB, 182x323, 1584070772140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:47 No.18339796 File: 101 KB, 796x1082, 1544209666979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight, sweet prince

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:25:51 No.18339797 New daily low. What's jerome gonna do lads? Place your bets :D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:08 No.18339802 Don't jinx it yet Bobos. Pause and wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:15 No.18339803 >>18339790 zip your lid mumu ive been eating bullshit for 2.5 weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:19 No.18339806 >>18339797 absolutely nuffin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:21 No.18339807 >>18339745 How does it feel to be a retard? The fed is failing at saving the credit markets even with infinite QE, bid/ask spreads, volatility are still high as fuck and dealers are beyond fucked. Equities are going into the dumpster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:23 No.18339809 >>18339618 shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:24 No.18339810 EOD dump is going to be massive. We might hit -2% before the bell dings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:28 No.18339812 >>18339785 Opec oil war started beginning of march.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:42 No.18339815 >>18339797 He's gonna poomp it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:44 No.18339816 File: 173 KB, 1000x1500, bear-woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS BEAR COUNTRY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:26:55 No.18339820 please do a reverse pump jerome, i promise to be a good boy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:10 No.18339824 >>18339338 >tfw bought a FD and am making profit and I want to sell but I'd have to eat I think 3 GFVs to do so Are GFVs on per day or per trade basis?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:19 No.18339829 >>18339786 >pumped and DUMPED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:23 No.18339831 >>18339816 it looks like it has fraser eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:30 No.18339835 >buy RTX call at the start of the day >It immediately drops and I lose 400 dollars At least I sold half my position at start to be careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:32 No.18339836 File: 220 KB, 890x905, ahhhhhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Started the day up $250, now -$90 Thanks guys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:33 No.18339837 File: 5 KB, 169x157, suspicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339769 I'm shocked

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:38 No.18339838 >>18339810 NOW YOU TLAK ABOUT EOD DUMP??????????? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST BNOUGHT IN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:40 No.18339840 >>18339790 Bear trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:40 No.18339841 >>18339778 it's a gamble for sure, I only have $100 in on that one. I'm expecting OPEC to do minimal cuts and then for the market to correct again somewhat, so we should at least be ITM. Then again with clown market and Jerome, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:27:56 No.18339845 No way based Mnuchin lets us close red today, absolutely 0 chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:15 No.18339855 >>18339816 fugg i wish i were the girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:16 No.18339856 File: 335 KB, 598x704, 1583168150669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plot twist, Jerome already pumped at lunch. He blew his load, it's all over.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:36 No.18339865 File: 28 KB, 291x272, bear eating crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339816

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:43 No.18339866 >>18339831 He's finally gotten the thot of his dreams and realized he's still empty inside

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:43 No.18339867 what the FUCK i just bought calls and this happens. you guys told me i missed the bottom and the golden bull run just started

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:53 No.18339869 File: 9 KB, 227x222, 1564405379534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-BULLBROS????? YOU TOLD ME TO GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS, AM I GOING TO BE OK????

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:28:58 No.18339875 >>18339806 sorry big guy, better luck nxt time :D >>18339815 We have a fuckin winner! Now dont get greedy out there frendo :D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:18 No.18339881 >>18339841 Yeah, oil is a gamble for now but even with a cut price is going down further after the brief rally. I went with $300 to see what happens. If there is no deal which i what im leaning towards we will definitely be ITM by 5/1.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:26 No.18339886 >>18339829 >snss anon should fuck off >snss anon fucks off >Hey, everybody. Let's talk about snss anon 100% qualified rent free™

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:32 No.18339888 >80%+ of the professionals that appear on CNBC and Bloomberg say that we will retest the bottoms >people claim on /smg/ that they bought when the market went up 10% this week I refuse to believe anybody is this retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:35 No.18339890 >>18339869 i dunno lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:43 No.18339893 penis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:46 No.18339894 >>18339869 No, sorry bullbrah we got too cocky, this is the end

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:29:46 No.18339895 File: 960 KB, 1280x720, Hodl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339875 see you at 3:50.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:02 No.18339899 File: 374 KB, 1200x867, bear'd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339867 /BEARCLAW'd/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:03 No.18339900 File: 46 KB, 661x472, paint.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339869 >>18339867 >>18339845 lmao the market is literally signalling dead cat you fucking idiots. Golden bull starts in May

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:11 No.18339904 File: 73 KB, 815x469, StockMarketIsLikeTheEnergizerBunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339869 Oh, man! You bears are just too eaasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:22 No.18339907 IM FUCKING DYING HERE I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:28 No.18339909 We're red boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:39 No.18339913 >>18339867 who do you think sold you the calls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:44 No.18339914 >>18339888 >muh jim cramer said it so it must be true fucking kys sheep, this is reckless bull country

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:45 No.18339915 >>18339888 Retarded is people believing analysts giving their predictions to the public and not behind a paywall.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:52 No.18339919 Should I dump my SCO or hold overnight?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:53 No.18339920 WTI stock falling close behind USO.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:55 No.18339922 File: 631 KB, 1398x1232, 1555380326625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-0.02%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:58 No.18339925 >I fell for the Raytheon meme Fuck you assholes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:30:59 No.18339924 File: 10 KB, 274x274, 1564371356951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS SPY GOING DOWN???? IS THERE LITERALLY ONE REASON FOR THIS TO HAPPEN???? BROS?????

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:10 No.18339930 >>18339904 Lol, this is u >>18339899

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:10 No.18339931 File: 35 KB, 480x270, jerome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I HATE YOU JEROME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:14 No.18339932 >>18339888 nice trips Literally no one knows what to do, it's the wild west. No one is smart, no one is dumb, it's just chaos. Act, don't act, put, call, hold, sell, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:16 No.18339933 >>18339888 What do you expect? 2 weeks ago all the idiots were frothing at the mouth with their index puts. "Oh no the market is rigged, I'm actually very smart it's just that the market is manipulated and should be crashing to 0"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:23 No.18339935 File: 87 KB, 750x711, 1583799470141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >balls deep in stonks FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:25 No.18339936 wow, more cheapies??

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:33 No.18339940 >>18339881 I'll have a beer and think of ya if it works out, lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:34 No.18339941 >>18339888 even if we do retest the bottom we're still at a 20% discount, it's not like we're going to go back to DOW 18,000 and stay there forever all the companies I'm buying I'm confident in on a 2+ year timeframe

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:39 No.18339944 >>18339924 Bull run already priced in, time for recession now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:31:45 No.18339945 File: 18 KB, 480x360, 371C63F9-0CBA-432A-A5D9-95400DF5D6D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:01 No.18339950 File: 94 KB, 601x508, heh_mask.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339909 I almost bought TQQQ 30 minutes ago for an eod pump but didn't. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:21 No.18339956 >>18339925 >bought raytheon mid pump yesterday >sold this morning for 0.06% gain phew

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:28 No.18339959 too bad LSE is closed already and I can't buy more cheapies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:29 No.18339960 File: 10 KB, 274x274, 1572455945778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339944 FUCKING DIGITS CONFIRMED IT MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER HAPA VIRGIN IF I'M DESTITUTE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:33 No.18339962 File: 96 KB, 450x418, 1586284800467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339904 Haha, we bullishly freefall 3% off the highs and those silly bears start celebrating.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:43 No.18339964 >>18339925 I only bought 10 shares as part of my hedge in case stocks went up tomorrow. I am fine with losing 100 dollars only most likely. Just hold for later, it is a good stock.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:47 No.18339966 REPLY TO THIS POST WITH HOW THE DOW WILL CLOSE WINNER GETS TO GLOAT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:32:59 No.18339968 File: 236 KB, 739x769, S1E13_Yin_Profile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just invested my life savings ($3000) into a certain stock in Media/Entertainment industry. Is this what winning feels like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:09 No.18339970 File: 32 KB, 472x437, 1586019038225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:19 No.18339972 >>18339924 >MASS FUCKING PANDEMIC >POLITICIAN'S UNDER QUARANTINE >HALF THE COUNTRY UNDER SELF QUARANTINE >MAJORITY OF THE WORKFORCE WIPED OR CRIPPLED >REST OF THE WORLD IS NO BETTER OFF duh idk?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:20 No.18339974 >/biz/ is shorting buy calls >/biz/ is buying calls start shorting Literally as simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:30 No.18339977 >>18339966 Down but only under 1%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:34 No.18339979 >>18339950 You should buy now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:35 No.18339980 STOP SELLING. WE CAN V RECOVER IF YOU JUST STOP BEING GREEDY FOR ONCE AND HOLD.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:43 No.18339983 >>18339966 SPY 259

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:50 No.18339988 File: 819 B, 129x33, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEH, is that all you got bobo?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:50 No.18339989 File: 55 KB, 601x473, up and down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stock market general

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:55 No.18339990 >>18339966 down

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:56 No.18339991 >>18339960 >they expect one of us in the fire brother you have started the fire

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:56 No.18339992 >>18339966 Pumped

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:33:58 No.18339993 >>18339966 22200 points

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:10 No.18339994 File: 25 KB, 548x559, 1575648436740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-0.07%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:12 No.18339996 >>18339956 >>18339925 >selling an undervalued bluechip defense contractor stop daytrading long holds retards, just by it under 10 EPS and hodl forever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:16 No.18340000 ARE YOU FAGGOTS JACKED IM JACKED TO THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:22 No.18340002 >>18339968 >3000 >lifesavinga Also did you invest in DIS? Why tf are you keeping it a secret no ones gonna laugh at your losses much

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:24 No.18340003 File: 163 KB, 723x666, 1584484104772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339980 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:31 No.18340005 File: 5 KB, 126x126, 1338837844959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339980 fuck you im taking what i can get as soon as i get it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:38 No.18340010 File: 2.51 MB, 716x212, cramer_touchscreen_malfunction.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339966 22500

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:46 No.18340013 WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:34:55 No.18340014

>>18339888
>professional
you mean those guys who didn't predict the crash in the first place then were shocked/cried on live tv in front of red board, while most /biz/ were making banks with puts
>yeah believe the professional goy, come join us in the 1%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:01 No.18340015 Last minute pump priced in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:08 No.18340017 >>18339974 >SPY dropping larp as bear >SPY mooning larp as bull Literally as simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:12 No.18340020 File: 8 KB, 195x199, 1557755288380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:15 No.18340021 >>18339886 >imagine getting this triggered over a little jab I guess if i lost 25k overnight i would be too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:17 No.18340022 >>18339974 >>18339989 this >/biz/ sees stocks rise: BUY BUY >sees stocks fall: SHORT always trying to hop on the trend and then getting chopped up. 90% of retailers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:34 No.18340026 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1563728538613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Crabs win again well snabbed brothers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:39 No.18340027 >>18340010 He's plastered

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:48 No.18340029 >>18339966 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:35:58 No.18340036 File: 55 KB, 600x597, 1563294121142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:03 No.18340037 >>18339960 you could just ride the short side down, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:15 No.18340041 >bullposting >bearposting >bullposting >bearposting >bullposting >bearposting repeat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:26 No.18340044 File: 661 KB, 915x1250, Homura.(Xenoblade.2).full.2204210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS CAMPBELL'S SOUPS DUMPING LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER I BOUGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:31 No.18340047 >>18339996 fuck hodling nigger i'm down 50% i'm gonna flip SDOW and QQQ until i'm green again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:35 No.18340048 File: 6 KB, 209x201, dat bat bounce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAN YOU FEEL IT THE FEAR I CAN SMELL IT DUMP IT

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:42 No.18340049

>>18339962
>Bulls buy up price for open.
>Stupid bears think we're "overbought" and sell (or sell short), not even pushing the price down below yesterdays close
>Bulls buy up again, pushing the price higher than before
>Rinse and repeat

This will be the greatest transfer of wealth in the history of the world. There will be a ruling class of bulls over a slave class of bears. I know who I'm throwing my lot in with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:36:54 No.18340051 >>18340026 I DONT GET THE CRAB MEME, IT WAS GOING DOWN AND THEN IT"S GOING UP AND NOW IT"S GOING DOWN AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:13 No.18340056 >>18339966 +1.3%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:31 No.18340061 File: 13 KB, 224x225, AsDASDR334235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its like a Mexican standoff right now. Of course bear will win.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:31 No.18340062 >>18339836 bobo gotcha

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:32 No.18340063 Juicy strawberry popsicle any moment

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:36 No.18340064 File: 227 KB, 1242x1227, 1579946676534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hate it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:43 No.18340068 I sold my GUSH bags this morning during the pump. Next, when the market crashes tomorrow I will sell my SQQQ bags. I am going to win the stock market

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:50 No.18340069

Jerome, I know it's been a confusing time for you recently; a lot of ups and downs. I just want you to know I'm here to support you in your moves, and I trust that you will PUMP TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS when you are ready. I will wait patiently for you, my prince.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:51 No.18340070 >>18339966 -0.3%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:53 No.18340071 >>18339966 DJIA crashes 10% in the last 10 minutes of trading, making my SDOW position profitable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:55 No.18340075 File: 92 KB, 600x847, 1563552309135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339966 $22999? I dunno. Or care. All cash again as of an hour and a half ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:37:56 No.18340076 >>18340010 >>18340027 He's gotten a lot better with the screens, they all have. Maybe they got better screens, I dunno. Not sure if he drinks or he just never sleeps and is always on pain meds and anti-migraine drugs

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:04 No.18340079

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:11 No.18340081 I work in 20 minutes I'm gonna get drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:15 No.18340082 File: 104 KB, 576x760, bobo-bags-bull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340048 it begins

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:17 No.18340083 RTX bros we were too cocky why is it going down. Also energy bros WTF my OKE is shedding gains like /fit/ sheds women.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:24 No.18340085 File: 219 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200407-123741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol antibe

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:33 No.18340088 >>18339966 -2%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:37 No.18340090 Action is happening in the last 15 minutes like yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:40 No.18340092 >>18340051 thats the idea, the market is just moving sideways fucking over long and short

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:38:49 No.18340098 Another double bottom. Time to snap back up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:39:31 No.18340111 >>18340079 You called him, so he arrives.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:39:37 No.18340113 U.S. markets are completely scripted. The approximate close on every instrument is already pre-plotted and any time there is a deviation from the script, you will get a halt, and/or an adjustment over night to bring it back in line with the script.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:39:40 No.18340114 File: 799 KB, 500x648, crab.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340051

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:12 No.18340120 PLEASE CLOSE 1% UP I NEED MY CHEAP PUTS FOR INDIAN MARKETS TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:16 No.18340122 File: 34 KB, 882x504, hns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340098 nope

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:17 No.18340123 BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED >BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED >BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED >BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED >BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:20 No.18340127 >>18340113 How very /x/tier of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:24 No.18340128 If the crab pattern is real it will go down now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:29 No.18340129 JEROME PLS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:34 No.18340132 RING RING JEROME RING RING JEROMMMMEEEEE RING RING PICK THE FUCK UP JEROME!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:50 No.18340135 File: 71 KB, 1200x680, 1532651557401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here comes 6 hours of volume in 15 minutes because hedge funds are sneaky kikes that want to give out as few signals as possible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:40:53 No.18340136 Honestly, I really really like this guys meme chart, it actually hit pretty much exactly high and now its going down to 230 just before tech earnings and those save the market for a few months Seems very plausible.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:03 No.18340139

>>18340002
No, not Disney.
Im paranoid about being doxxed.. but since you asked me nice - it's FWONK. II decided to invest in something that I personally enjoy (and think is going to remain strong longterm) , rather than some companies/products whose survival normally I couldnt care less about.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:11 No.18340140 >>18340079 >they cried, they called, they prayed for the Gerome, but he never answered, some say they saw him laugh and murmering "fuck mumu"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:18 No.18340142 File: 648 KB, 808x892, 1586274245156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARS GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:21 No.18340144

>>18340083
It's a long term hold. Just hold it and win, shouldn't of invested too much in it anyways since it will tie up your money for potential downturns when you want to take advantage of cash.

I won't disagree with you about /fit/ though, I sure have.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:21 No.18340145 >>18339371 You're bearish on tankers?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:26 No.18340147 >>18339966 -.64%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:33 No.18340149 >>18340083 >why is it going down Because the whole market it is down, just buy RTX cheapies when it goes down RTX will outperform the market on the upswing, outperform it on downswings, and absolutely fucking moon when we declare war on China

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:36 No.18340151 Ok, golden bull starts now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:42 No.18340154 >>18340092 crab is ok for long since you still get them divies

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:48 No.18340155

well now that this piece of shit market has fucked me because i bought all bull positions this morning, what do i do? if i hold overnight everything in SPY will crash to 220 tomorrow. if i sell now everything will moon and SPY will be 539 tomorrow. im fucked either way

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:41:55 No.18340160 >>18340136 https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPY/QCx9gGMN-2008-first-bounce-fractal-means-we-are-still-forming-B/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:12 No.18340164 File: 114 KB, 744x1039, 1578639914634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:18 No.18340165 >Coronavirus aid program for small businesses looks set to get more money this week WE HAVE GOOD NEWS PUMP IT

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:25 No.18340170
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Do any of you fuckers buy & hold or have investment horizons over 6 minutes? What are your strategies and what's your port like? What did you buy in the dip?

I got 510 shares of HAS at $56 but should have scooped up some LMT too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:29 No.18340172 >>18340155 hold for me, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:35 No.18340173 >>18340044 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraG-z0grkc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:35 No.18340175 File: 20 KB, 882x504, stairs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340122

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:35 No.18340176 File: 228 KB, 400x384, xnyax.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340044 cause you bot, its a 50 year hold regardless

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:41 No.18340177 File: 231 KB, 565x600, 1331505623329.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYONE STRAP IN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:42:55 No.18340183 >>18340155 it's a bear trap, just hold

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:43:15 No.18340188 >>18340114 lol I was gonna post thotgahara.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:43:28 No.18340193 File: 11 KB, 216x234, 1586202745904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALRIGHT JEROME WELCOME BACK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:43:35 No.18340198 Im pumping

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:43:46 No.18340199 File: 1.51 MB, 1722x1722, despair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this market exciting or draining? cant decide

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:07 No.18340205 >>18340155 Can you hold for one day, jesus you have weak hands.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:10 No.18340206
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>>18340076
>Not sure if he drinks or he just never sleeps and is always on pain meds and anti-migraine drugs
I figure Cramer for an ex drinker and now absolutely not addicted to pharmaceuticals and can quit any time he wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:12 No.18340207 >>18340177 I'm doubling up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:15 No.18340209 File: 59 KB, 450x418, 1561534341988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek this virus is gone by easter sp 30000

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:22 No.18340215 File: 164 KB, 1000x1000, 1578642193000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] back down we go

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:23 No.18340216 File: 85 KB, 680x827, 960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340199 draining, but the threads are entertaining. enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:38 No.18340220 >>18340199 the market is draining but /smg/ is fun

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:44:39 No.18340221 Clack clack clack clack clack clack clack

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:01 No.18340228 >>18340199 It's a drainworld

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:08 No.18340232 >>18340199 I don't have any stocks or options, these threads just make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:10 No.18340233 File: 6 KB, 206x245, download (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE6cCcQV-YI >battle music starts playing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:19 No.18340235 >how does it feel to have you fate in the hand of a white man named GEROME

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:21 No.18340237 And down it goes kek

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:21 No.18340238

>>18340170
>what are your strategies
only buy US stocks for long term growth holds because I get tax dicked by dividends and fee dicked on trading, buy leaf stocks to flip more for fun than in any actual anticipation of beating the market
>what did you buy
BAM, AC, BMO, RTX, NET, KTOS, and SPR. Thinking of dumping SPR next time I'm green on it. Happy with the others.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:38 No.18340242
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>>18340114
>>18340188
for me, it's monkey's paw

>>18340176
fucking bogs... FUCK
Did you play hatgorl or just like her smugness and song&dance?
I bet you can get it on your fancy new gaming laptop!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:41 No.18340243 WHERE IS THE PUMP? WHERE IS THE PUMP? WHERE IS THE PUMP? WHERE IS THE PUMP?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:43 No.18340246 File: 2 KB, 97x125, 1585907085615s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are my puts still down? I demand the market to crash 30%!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:45 No.18340249 >>18340000 based and edgepilled

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:52 No.18340252 >>18340199 Very exciting to me. I much prefer this over the dead flat doldrums the market is capable of.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:45:57 No.18340255 File: 45 KB, 303x473, 1557753138939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:01 No.18340257 File: 889 KB, 1111x597, 1586282965797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:05 No.18340261 Bearfags on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:18 No.18340263 >>18340243 4 minutes, bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:27 No.18340269 File: 28 KB, 1383x895, analysis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340175

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:28 No.18340270 >>18340155 >everything in SPY will crash to 220 tomorrow God I hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:46:32 No.18340272 >>18340232 well bitcoin has been following the Dow move for move, it so disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:02 No.18340276 >>18339989 Based, I fucking love it here and I love stocks plus cocks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:13 No.18340281 The fix is in, no way >they will ever let it fall again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:14 No.18340282 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x1440, 1586222061564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18339510 THANK YOU SO MUCH HE'S ALIVE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:17 No.18340283 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz65VdBEaHM TRUMP LIVE STREAMING CEO CONFERENCE CALL ABOUT NEXT SMALL BUSINESS STIMULUS PACKAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:21 No.18340286 >>18340272 might be a good academic paper.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:21 No.18340287 >>18340242 no the game doesnt look very fun, I like the music though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:23 No.18340288 >>18340233 woah this is great

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:29 No.18340289 >>18340199 Fun to read biz but I really preferred the 11 year bullrun where everything I touched made money

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:31 No.18340291 >>18340243 As soon as retard bears realize it isn't dropping and mass close positions sending it higher than it was before the drop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:47:46 No.18340299 >>18340235 >white

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:10 No.18340306 NEW NEW NEW >>18340298 >>18340298 >>18340298 >>18340298 >>18340298

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:12 No.18340307 It's over bears. You made a fatal mistake - you simply got too cocky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:21 No.18340310 RMCF omegabull

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:37 No.18340312 File: 148 KB, 600x800, Touhou.full.2140199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340287 Hmmmm I see I see Maybe download some sweet nintendies emulators!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:45 No.18340314 >>18340283 Ivanka looks less human, more like a reptilian humanoid, did the Clintons get to her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:48:48 No.18340317 >>18339748 https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2001282 Seems like bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:49:16 No.18340330 >>18340139 Formula 1 fan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:49:28 No.18340340 >>18340238 Ha, I used to build shit for Raytheon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:49:40 No.18340347 SSL anons hope you loaded up when I tipped you off last week up big big big. Still time to load up for moonshot to 20 by May

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:49:42 No.18340349 >>18340283 fuck Gerome, here come trump pump what are the odds he will something about oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:49:51 No.18340355 File: 42 KB, 500x322, 1576434323474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340282 >contraceptives

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:27 No.18340368 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKK LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:28 No.18340367 Should I buy SQQQ before close??

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:32 No.18340371 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:38 No.18340372 >>18339895 Wow nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:51 No.18340383 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:50:57 No.18340391 File: 1.25 MB, 1033x731, ahhsnap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:51:10 No.18340395 File: 38 KB, 1351x504, stairs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340269

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:51:43 No.18340413 >>18340049 Won't be long until bobos are sissy bottoms

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:51:59 No.18340422 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:52:04 No.18340428 jerome that was not very cash money of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:52:05 No.18340430 >>18340310 12% dividend yield looks pretty juicy.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 15:58:17 No.18340561
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>Oil help

I'm in BIG on GUSH, UCO, USO, and ERX. 80k alone in GUSH.

What are the projections for oil? What are the outlooks? Anything of use would help me and others like me.

Here's what I know for those who don't

>OPEC meeting friday
>Forecast for 2020 lower
>Trump to impose tariffs
>G20 meeting soon

Is any of this priced in?

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:01:44 No.18340650

>>18340561
You've got 350 million americans that aren't on the roads. Once they get back on the roads expect demand for oil to rebound. Cheap oil won't last and you can bet your ass this shit is going to rebound once pearl harbor/nine-eleven is a distant memory in the hearts of those who chose to believe the propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:02:29 No.18340670 File: 619 KB, 1860x3592, 1585735639117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] always nice to see how the market manages to fuck everyone

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:03:50 No.18340706 >>18340670 I didn't get fucked... I did more than 5% today.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:03:58 No.18340710 >>18340650 3 of them are leveraged x2. I was hoping for a bounce from opec and selling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:05:40 No.18340740 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1529449981258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ladies and gentleman, this was the bull trap!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:07:03 No.18340760 >>18340740 Now switching to bear trap mode.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:09:06 No.18340794
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:10:50 No.18340822

>>18340740
it wsa the everything trap. i was a bear until yesterdays senseless fucking 20% pump. now that i switched to bull mode this morning i got fucking demolished. my IRA is almost half depleted in the span of 2 days. FUCK this piece of shit market NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A PUMP YESTERDAY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:12:27 No.18340849 File: 891 KB, 440x300, 1580426404542.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:12:39 No.18340856 >>18340340 Have they taken the diversity pill yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:13:47 No.18340876 >>18340340 how was it? talked to a recruiter about working there recently

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:32:37 No.18341255 >>18340876 Imagine working directly for the Jews on destroying the middle east unironically.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:50:51 No.18341599 File: 59 KB, 1130x678, 4df04717fb0093333ace7ad591f9c0fd1c6fb505f8d528b6666c018e9e8e91db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18340822 'waaaddaya talkin bout goy? it's the moiket finding it's price value'

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:52:28 No.18341629 >>18339900 Sure if you ignore the fact that we will first have a big fat recession. Try May 2022

Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:57:10 No.18341707

>>18339915
Retarded is paying for shitty analysts. They don't know shit. Stocks is gambling. They can only explain to you (badly) why stocks went up or down and most of the time it still is random shit. They don't know shit. Draw a few lines and say "it could go up it could go down". Paycheck please.

It's all feeling of the sheep. Will stocks go up in the future? Buy. Will stocks go down in the future? Sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 7, 2020 16:58:41 No.18341727 >>18339968 hahaha life savings 3k. No that's not what winning feels like.

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