/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18321976]

your hand in mine

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/impregnation/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18320736

[Anonymous No.18321999]

Can a gangstalked sex offender with no job skills and gets persecuted daily by everyone on earth ever find love and be a millionaire in eleven years?

[Anonymous No.18322001]

>>18321976
lewd

[Anonymous No.18322005]

Haven't got to post all day, how did bearfags react?

[Anonymous No.18322007]

the jews kicked our ass today bo's.
I think its a religious week for them.
Maybe ill try again next week.

[Anonymous No.18322012]

>>18321999
what was the offense?

[Anonymous No.18322014]

>>18322005
bulltrap

[Anonymous No.18322016]

>>18321999
just be yourself

>>18322001
I am sorry

[Anonymous No.18322017]

Is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.18322018]

>>18322005
Not well.

[Anonymous No.18322022]

>buttcheeks edition
Tranime? More like chadime. Damns straight, I'm never gonna pass with this colossal bulge in my pants.

[Anonymous No.18322024]

>That’s because these stimulus checks are technically an advance on a 2020 tax credit that’s available all year.

>trumpbucks is not free money

[Anonymous No.18322025]

>>18321976
Based OP, this is why I come to /biz/ in the first place

[Anonymous No.18322030]

>>18322012
A bad one like really horrible
Not pedo tho

>>18322016
Being myself hasn't worked (.__. )

[Anonymous No.18322031]

>>18322005

[Anonymous No.18322033]

>>18321999
Who the fuck did you hurt and what was their age?

[Anonymous No.18322044]

>>18322017
JP Morgan doubts it.
https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/1496E0CC-7802-11EA-8C40-794B76EB1F9C

[Anonymous No.18322045]

>>18321976
Pioneer natural resources saying Americans need to agree to 20% cut with exceptions for small producers. Some key date of April 14th. Any oil chads here?

[Anonymous No.18322048]

>>18321939
Yea and behold, my visions of the future come to pass. Lay thy preemies at thy king's feet. For I shalt sell thee covered calls all along my ride. Yonder bears may be of strength, but the rat kingdom is vast beyond strength of bears.

-Rat King

[Anonymous No.18322054]

>>18322005
Bearfag here, I sold $60k worth of index funds right before close after today's pump.

[Anonymous No.18322056]

Daily reminder that it's impossible to reinflate the everything bubble, this is the beginning of the end

[Anonymous No.18322057]

>>18322030
just B.E. yourself

>>18322024
this is bullish because it means they think everyone will be paying taxes next year

[Anonymous No.18322060]

>>18322024
it doesn't get deducted from your return
it really is free money, so long as the IRS has your info and you don't make over the maximum.

[Anonymous No.18322061]

How do I short England?

[Anonymous No.18322062]

every day until you like it you gambling faggots.

[Anonymous No.18322067]

>>18322014

[Anonymous No.18322076]

>>18322044
But have they ever been right? Last week we were reading about negative oil price from them, or their comrades

[Anonymous No.18322078]

>>18322062
Now look at the RSI. I'm bullish on AMD but today was overbought.

[Anonymous No.18322079]

>>18322061
bonds nigger

[Anonymous No.18322080]

>>18322048
In volatile market, only stable investment is rats.

[Anonymous No.18322083]

>>18322061
short tea and crumpets

[Anonymous No.18322086]

Tomorrow is +3%. This is where you short.

[Anonymous No.18322094]

>>18322061
short ISF

[Anonymous No.18322095]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18322106]

>>18322095
>its fucking real
this is not a drill. except for tomorrow that is

[Anonymous No.18322109]

>>18322076
>dat butthole outline

[Anonymous No.18322110]

>>18322095
already priced in

[Anonymous No.18322112]

Bojo dying would be the ultimate irony of this entire ordeal.

[Anonymous No.18322115]

>no link on Boris
well thanks for trying to make me feel better

[Anonymous No.18322116]

>>18322095
link

[Anonymous No.18322118]

>>18322095

[Anonymous No.18322125]

>>18322080
Pray thee fine Rat maiden will dine at my court, and share in thy preemies? The bears and bulls come upon thursday, to bid farewell to preemies owed. There shalt be a feast between the kingdom of rat and crab.

[Anonymous No.18322126]

What is this shit and why does it keep losing so hard over time?
iShares S&P GSCI Commodity-Indexed Trust (GSG)

[Anonymous No.18322127]

>>18322095
I wish
fuck anglos

[Anonymous No.18322132]

>>18322116
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain/uk-pm-johnson-succumbs-to-corona-virus-idUSKBN21O0DQ

[Anonymous No.18322135]

>>18322083
>crumpets
What is this?

[Anonymous No.18322138]

>>18322095

Stop getting me excited

[Anonymous No.18322141]

Buy SLCA

[Anonymous No.18322145]

>>18322141
why

[Anonymous No.18322155]

>>18322061
>Boris Johnson gets better
>cover at a higher price
Good job, bobo. Good job.

[Anonymous No.18322161]

>>18322135
basically english muffins

[Anonymous No.18322162]

weebshit is fucking disgusting
what the hell happened to this general?

[Anonymous No.18322163]

>>18322095
not funny

[Anonymous No.18322164]

>>18322095
>>18322110
>>18322116
>>18322118
>>18322127
>>18322138
wait holy shit it's real

[Anonymous No.18322166]

>>18322145
Oil is cheap but people still need products made from petroleum.

[Anonymous No.18322167]

Thinking about selling my BA and buying Airbus. Good idea or not?

[Anonymous No.18322170]

Bros did anyone else see so many opportunities at market close, but just did not have the time to analyze. Like AMD, WTF?

>>18322145
Because they are dumb trying to get anyone to buy a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.18322171]

>>18322132
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain/uk-pm-johnson-succumbs-to-my-dick-idUSKBN21O0DQ

[Anonymous No.18322185]

>>18322078
i day trade so that doesn't really matter for me. i'm bullish when the faster EMA is above the slower EMA and both are rising, im bearish when the faster EMA is below the slower EMA and both are falling. a range or flat market will obviously have a flat average, and with practice you can visually see it at any point in time.

[Anonymous No.18322190]

>>18322126
I don't know but you can find out by doing a search on the name of the fund and see what it holds or what benchmark it tracks and how it does it.

[Anonymous No.18322199]

>>18322033
What happened. Deleted

[Anonymous No.18322201]

>>18322161
Thanks. I had a bagel the other day that tasted like an english muffin. I'm screaming at it in my mind:
>no you are a bagel, you shouldn't taste like this!

[Anonymous No.18322204]

>1000% increase in robo-waifu posting across 3 different chans
What the fuck are the shills doing?

[Anonymous No.18322205]

>>18322110
based priced in poster

[Anonymous No.18322206]

>>18322185
what EMAs and what time frame do you use for day trading?

[Anonymous No.18322213]

>>18322185
What do you use to plot 2 EMAs on the same graph?

[Anonymous No.18322216]

>>18322076
Their logic seems sound to me, but who knows? Just keep posting lewds.

[Anonymous No.18322218]

>>18322204
trying to set you up with a robo-waifu
the future is now

[Anonymous No.18322219]

I've made some good gains today.
AOM has returned me a 10% profit so far. Which is nice. GE is up 7% today MUFG is up and even my poor little pet intelsat is up. Granted it had a day peak of 30% and then lost steam throughout the day...

[Anonymous No.18322221]

>>18322024
Lmfao. Im withholding $0 right now and have no plans on filing taxes ever again. Fuck the government. Not paying so these poorly managed companies that don't even have a fucking 2 month energy fund can be bailed out with my money.

[Anonymous No.18322222]

>>18322030
Rapists and chomos get the rope

[Anonymous No.18322226]

Was it smart for me to sell 40 shares of MSFT at my breakeven price today? I plan on buying back in cheaper later this week

[Anonymous No.18322231]

Went all in APA today. Long term it will come back just fine. If it dips tomorrow I'm buying more.

[Anonymous No.18322233]

>>18322222
Waste of quints

[Anonymous No.18322236]

>>18322185
Interesting, gonna try this set up out on paper trading. Thank you based anon.

[Anonymous No.18322238]

>>18322222
checked

[Anonymous No.18322239]

>>18322222
based and quints pilled

[Anonymous No.18322240]

>>18322126
Since it is commodities futures it is probably contango related.

[Anonymous No.18322242]

buy meat stock

[Anonymous No.18322244]

>>18322162
Its beautiful

[Anonymous No.18322245]

>>18322226
Move into Apple. They're about to announce a new iphone and its getting priced in.

[Anonymous No.18322250]

>>18322086
ANSWER THE CALL.

[Anonymous No.18322253]

>>18322185
that won't work long term. all your doing is buying at the top of bubbles

[Anonymous No.18322260]

thanks to the anon that told me to buy XOM awhile ago, I got in at barely over $30
wish I had bought more than 10 shares though lol

[Anonymous No.18322261]

>>18322162
>Being this new.

[Anonymous No.18322262]

>>18322083
>crumpets
First time I tried crumpets I hated them. They were cold and dry and vaguely soggy but not. Then bongs informed me you're supposed to toast them then slather with butter and jam or something. I did that. I understood. Breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.18322264]

>>18322164
A VICTORY FOR THE RAT KING AND THE BAT GODDESS

[Anonymous No.18322266]

>>18322204
The future is now, old man

[Anonymous No.18322269]

>Red futures
WE'RE BACK BOBOS

[Anonymous No.18322274]

>both TA and FA think that BA's gains make no sense
What do we do if this isn't corrected? Will there be a money printer analysis tool in the future?
>b-b-b-but thats a meme
Not with Boeing. They have negative sales, are closed indefinitely and flipped the EMA5 and EMA20 with no ingoing momentum

[Anonymous No.18322275]

>>18322269
That's because Drumpf is speaking. After he stops, it will go green again

[Anonymous No.18322284]

Alright fucks, someone watch the blompf conference for me, I've got to cram for some sort of online exam. I'm going to fail this quarter as everything is tailspinning right now~

>>18322199
that same lolcats larp bullshitting and newfags taking the bait

>>18322222
wow nice digies

[Anonymous No.18322285]

>>18322170
Ahem, I'll have you know SLCA was as high as 53 a share within the last 5 years and generally hovered around the 10 mark.

[Anonymous No.18322294]

>>18322206
5/20/50 works well. i generally enter trades on pullbacks to the 20 with a reversal bar.

>>18322213
tradingview for free, think or swim because i have a AMTD brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.18322295]

>>18322260

i got 6 at $31.65...why didnt i buy more. fuck.

[Anonymous No.18322296]

>huge rally today based on nothing
What the fuck is this market? Let's say cases goes to 0, it changes nothing. We have no way to deal with corona besides large scale lockdown. The lockdowns are fucking the economy. So what the fuck is the market doing? The fuck is going on?

Inb4"priced in". Even if the lockdown was "priced in", it shouldn't rally. We have the lockdown in place and will continue to have it in place for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.18322297]

Is Bojo gonna finna bouta die?

[Anonymous No.18322305]

So let me get this straight.
>buy 100 stock
>it goes up
>want to sell it
>write ATM call
>if it goes back down you get a fat premium and can do it all over again
>if the call is ITM at expiry you still sell for the profit you wanted anyway

Why doesn't everybody trade like this? I can't think of a downside aside from losing the potential profit of an unforeseen pump.

[Anonymous No.18322309]

Ah. Red futures. God it feels good. Give me more money please. Buy down, sell up. Short up, cover down. Good boy market.

[Anonymous No.18322313]

>>18322204
Beep boop

[Anonymous No.18322314]

>>18322201
cute story anon

[Anonymous No.18322318]

>>18322285
>from 53 to 1,49
bullish

[Anonymous No.18322322]

Should i buy puts on boris johnson's life?

[Anonymous No.18322323]

divvy chads report in

[Anonymous No.18322333]

Is there anything more comfy than being a swing trader and riding trailing stop orders to the moon?

[Anonymous No.18322335]

>>18322030
tell the story anon, i promise i wont judge

[Anonymous No.18322341]

>>18322296
Don't question it just buy SPY calls bro. There will never be another red day again.

[Anonymous No.18322342]

>>18322322
they are sending doctors and special medicine made from stem cells of stolen children to heal him, he will be fine.

[Anonymous No.18322346]

>>18322296
Drumpf says on Saturday 'oh no its about to be bad'
Surgeon General says 'its going to be 9/11 all ova again n shiet'

Yesterday, Drumpf and Cuomo say 'oh the numbers may be plateauing gg Coronavirus we are back baby 3.3k by EOM'

So all the bulls took it as the signal to start investing
The problem is the moment that the virus doesn't plateau we'll go down again.

[Anonymous No.18322348]

Is it smart to take my profits after all this ends, and putting my money into copying traders on etoro? Or would I better off putting them into safe ETFs?

[Anonymous No.18322350]

>>18322323
ya

[Anonymous No.18322354]

>-0.1%
rally again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18322358]

>>18322296
There is a huge bearish sentiment so they are erasing their puts and shorts are covering

[Anonymous No.18322366]

>GameStop Shareholders Must Call In Shares By April 20th To Vote
Is this it?

[Anonymous No.18322367]

>>18322348
what etoro? it like nhentai?

[Anonymous No.18322368]

im enjoying this market

super bullish

[Anonymous No.18322372]

has the GILD pump been fully priced in?

[Anonymous No.18322378]

>>18322341
>There will never be another red day again

[Anonymous No.18322381]

>>18322333
not lying to strangers online?

[Anonymous No.18322382]

>>18322296
Look at the volume. SPY had a big green and then even bigger red dildo at EOD

[Anonymous No.18322390]

>>18322296
sorry dude, don't trade. Just invest and hold spy. Trading is not for you if you seek to bitch about the market instead of understand it.

[Anonymous No.18322392]

>>18322318
Just look at this beauty!

[Anonymous No.18322394]

if this breakout rejected we going right back 2100

>>18322242
w-what meat s-tock

[Anonymous No.18322395]

Where can I buy puts on Boris Johnson's life?

[Anonymous No.18322402]

>>18322323
Reminder of good divvys. Ford even cancelled theirs.

[Anonymous No.18322404]

>>18322323
Soon. I saved all my money when I sold early this year so now I have a full force of 600k€ to put in divvy stocks and sell covered calls on them.

Im currently comparing it to QYLD. But I think I can do better.

[Anonymous No.18322405]

>>18322348
>copying traders
lmao good luck
Thats the latest scam that brokers + educators have going on now.

[Anonymous No.18322408]

>>18322222
why?
I understand chomos but everyone in prisons a rapist

[Anonymous No.18322409]

>>18322392
what happened?

[Anonymous No.18322417]

>>18322390
Ok dumbass then explain why since no one else in this thread has any idea besides gamble nigger nonsense.

[Anonymous No.18322418]

What vehicle is everyone going to buy with all their profits from the people that can no longer afford payments in the recession.

[Anonymous No.18322422]

Lads I'm green and doing pretty well but WHAT THE FUCK.

Who (apart from the neets on this board) WHO THE FUCK is stupid enough to be buying in this market?

SEVEN fucking percent. WHAT THE FUCK.

[Anonymous No.18322423]

lol futures have no idea what to do

[Anonymous No.18322424]

>>18322367
like the kike trading platform that let's you copy other traders moves automatically

[Anonymous No.18322439]

>>18322417
IMHE updated their model sunday night.

If you don't know what IMHE model is then you're already missing everything.

[Anonymous No.18322441]

>>18322409
February 2017? I got no clue, but big peak make smile.

[Anonymous No.18322442]

>>18322296
not exactly "nothing"
keep hearing good news about pharmaceuticals, possible blood thinner saving lives by preventing clotting in the lungs or something, trump starting to pimp other drugs (just mentioned regeneron!!!) ANOTHER vaccine entering trials

Stanford got a new test to identify who already had the virus and beat it, so should have some level of immunity.

ALSO, looks like the social recluse thing seems to be working, I've mastered it.

Now we can delay the next surge by the time it gets here, should have enough ventilators and experimental pharmaceuticals and PPE to not be caught with our pants down.

OH and the fed it adding additional QE stuff, buying loans from the banks, incentivizing the banks to prop up small businesses since, if the debt becomes toxic, it's not on their balance sheets.

FINALLY:
CHECK THIS GRAPH OUT!!

[Anonymous No.18322443]

>>18321976

ALL OF YOU NEED BABY JESUS IN YOUR LIFE!
DEGENERATES!

[Anonymous No.18322445]

>>18322418
I'll keep driving my faggy 15 year old Prius

[Anonymous No.18322448]

>>18322423
yes we in POC
its either straight up to 2800 or straight down 2100 from here

[Anonymous No.18322449]

>>18322366
matter of time until blockbuster 2.0 goes bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18322456]

>>18322405
please redpill me on this, I wont have time to daytrade after the quarantine ends, and seems like a good way to keep up good gains with no effort

[Anonymous No.18322458]

Why shouldn't I buy 100 WTI and have the bears give me 10 dollars a week until it pumps for no reason?

[Anonymous No.18322459]

Anons, tips on day trading? Setups? Times? Books/Resources? I have time on my hands and you guys always talk about daytrading. Have a year of swing trading (week-month) so not a complete newfag.

[Anonymous No.18322462]

>>18322422
>he thinks the market is in any way, shape or form rational

[Anonymous No.18322464]

>>18322394
>2100
oh for petes sakes

>>18322443
where is he at

[Anonymous No.18322466]

Market will be red come Wednesday and Thursday

[Anonymous No.18322473]

>>18322422
>Who (apart from the neets on this board) WHO THE FUCK is stupid enough to be buying in this market?
So far Im just watching. This market is crazy. No way I buy in with a VIX beyond 40.
Im trading to have some relaxed and easy albeit small profits, not to play double on nothing based on BoJo not dying from bat AIDS.

[Anonymous No.18322475]

also did anyone else buy ATHX??

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cleveland-biotech-company-making-headway-on-possible-covid-19-treatment

[Anonymous No.18322476]

>>18322443
babies stink like shit and can't even carry a conversation, no thanks

>>18322445
s-same

[Anonymous No.18322478]

>>18322422
They just invented this thing called a trailing stop, you should look into it

[Anonymous No.18322482]

>>18322418
I'll keep my ZHP like a poorfag

[Anonymous No.18322488]

>>18322418
C8 boomerrocket

[Anonymous No.18322497]

>>18322253
explain how buying at the slower EMA when the faster EMA is above it is "the top of a bubble"? generally the only place where you lose is when the trend ends, but that is what risk management and stop losses are for and your wins should far outweigh your losses, that's kind of the point. you don't have to be right, you just have to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.18322498]

love it when don btfos these lying roasties

[Anonymous No.18322499]

Someone spoonfeed me on how much Raytheon and what price raytheon calls I should buy

[Anonymous No.18322506]

>>18322422
brokers are experiencing inflow of new users, normies are thinking about buying the dip, institutions are doing institutional things. who knows?

[Anonymous No.18322507]

>>18322459
Id be interested as well. I do not plan on day trading ever, but I am happy to learn something new.

[Anonymous No.18322510]

Imagine missing that glorious DIP
Even worse, imagine still holding puts like a fucking retarded child

[Anonymous No.18322511]

>>18322390
speaking as a profitable day trader, today made no sense. There was no technical, fundament, psychological or any other reason for the massive eod spike.
You are full of shit & I've made far more money than you, although its always funny to me when ppl like you larp as day traders. But yeah say hi to your boss for me

[Anonymous No.18322512]

>>18322284
uhhh...

I can't turn it off
he's talking about BoJo like he's already dead...

[Anonymous No.18322521]

If I can get $15K a year in passive income would that keep me from getting autismbux?

[Anonymous No.18322522]

>>18322443
BABIES CAN'T BUY DIPS.
ONLY BIG TITTY ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS CAN BUY DIPS.

[Anonymous No.18322524]

peep Louisiana

https://covid19.healthdata.org/

then tell me why you're so bearish

[Anonymous No.18322529]

>>18322499
You want a 50/30/20 LMT/GD/RTX split

[Anonymous No.18322535]

FUCK
I MISSED THE 20% RALLY IN TTD
GODDAMN IT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18322539]

>>18322511
Whats you' YTD returns? (YTD means 2020 so about 3 months)

[Anonymous No.18322540]

>>18322439
>>18322442
Listen shit for brains, the market doesn't care about boomers dying or living. What matter is that we have a lockdown in place ripping our eco to shreds. Imhe models don't matter, even if it did it still predicts multiple waves of the virus. Which means the lockdown is staying in place. Which means we stay in crab or bear market till a vaccine or cure comes.

[Anonymous No.18322541]

After losing 80% of my account, I am now holding this:

BGSAX
BSPAX
FAGIX
FBGRX
FTRNX
ZIPX
FZROX
MNHYX

FDHY
HDV
KO
SDY
T
VTI
VZ

[Anonymous No.18322552]

>>18322296
All this shit you wrote, you can't trade properly like thinking like that. Stuff is bad therefore market should go do. Or stuff is good therefore market should go up. It doesn't work. Either you use a combination of fundamentals and TA, or only TA, and short term trade, or you become a long hodler and cost average in all the time without caring about what the market happens to be doing on the thinking that market will always eventually recover in time.

[Anonymous No.18322553]

>>18322540
enjoy your position returns

[Anonymous No.18322561]

>>18322422
Just dumped my life savings into the market, mostly boeing, when it was around 100. I'm here to make money, not just imagining I have such a deep and profound understanding of the market that it will behave the way I demand it to. Just make smart purchases that guarantee easy money, it's not hard. AMA

[Anonymous No.18322574]

>>18322540
I just told you that we're making progress on both of those, and the curves speak to mitigating the impact of further waves so we don't have to do more shutdowns.

[Anonymous No.18322579]

>>18322541
>After losing 80% of my account,
how

[Anonymous No.18322580]

>>18322553
Cope

[Anonymous No.18322586]

>>18322162
you're on 4chan you fucking retard

you are a fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.18322592]

>>18322459
>>18322507
there are tons of setups that work, what you have to understand is that the most important thing isn't the setup but how you manage your risk. even the highest probability perfect ideal setup can fail, and what matters is not 1 trade but 100 trades of 10,000 trades.

also this videos is one of the most straightforward explanations of a solid high probability setup i've ever seen. he also has a different setup that he trades live and records and then does commentary on in a video afterwards, you can watch those if you want to see what scalping looks like in real time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QtCZbnwfoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGBLBdl2Dh8

[Anonymous No.18322594]

>>18322553
I lost nothing today because I'm not a retard gamble nigger like yourself. Enjoy getting cleaned when your luck runs out.

[Anonymous No.18322596]

>>18322529
Why? It looks like that should be reversed

[Anonymous No.18322608]

>>18322579
Options and greed, bro. Don't ever trade options.

[Anonymous No.18322615]

>>18322574
>We don't have to do more shutdowns
Based on what? If anything the charts show that lockdowns are extremely effective and likely to stay in place until a real vaccine or cure is found.

[Anonymous No.18322617]

>>18322394
>if this breakout rejected we going right back 2100
Yep. However, there isn't a whole lot to stop this breakout until around 2800 or so. S&P is up in the range it dove straight through on the way down on mass panic.

[Anonymous No.18322621]

>>18322541
>FAGIX
lol

[Anonymous No.18322637]

>>18322418
Porsche Panamera, everything else is cope.

[Anonymous No.18322640]

>>18322561
got boeing at 109, but I would never put my life savings into it, lmao nigga what are you doing

[Anonymous No.18322648]

Covid_19 has a vicious tail-end, after 7-9 days when you think it's over it increases in strength for a last attack at your immune system. This is what's happening to Boris Johnson. Should be able to fight it off on a CPAP ventilator. If he has been intubated it's very serious.

[Anonymous No.18322651]

PRESIDENT TRUMP: WANT TO TRY TO BE ABLE TO LIFT RESTRICTIONS ON APRIL 30

[Anonymous No.18322652]

>>18322418
Another used Toyota. My current one, despite the body work falling apart thanks to my local climate, is a cockroach survivor. Never die. Never ever.

[Anonymous No.18322662]

>>18322596
nope.
you want the most exposure to the bang kapow woosh and space.
GD and RTX have more exposure to civilian air travel and business cycle, no?

Should really be more like... uhh...
LMT/JNJ/KO

>>18322615
SO we don't have to do more shutdowns. The better all that does, the less shutdowns will be necessary. If we can let everyonen who has antibodies go out and about, people will start to be more comfortable going out, but still being very careful with handwashing and whatever.

>>18322617
>2800
jesus fucking christ isn't that exactly what Gundlach predicted?

[Anonymous No.18322667]

Post you portfolio sectors:

1/3rd Cash
1/3rd Rat Based Stocks
1/3rd Yolo Tesla

Baby 100 shares of WTI paid for in courtesy by bear preemies from last week. To quietly sit in the corner and maybe out grow it's baby chair

[Anonymous No.18322677]

>>18322648
That's not really how it goes

It suppresses the immune system enough in some patients to spread everywhere. In those patients when their immune system does start responding it leads to a really fucked up situation.

It's actually more spread out and everywhere already when it goes bad.

[Anonymous No.18322678]

>>18322608
>options
Short term options anon. Don't ever do short term options. Long term options that expire in 2021 are guaranteed to make money either way as long as you price them ITM

[Anonymous No.18322685]

hope you bought your cheap oil

[Anonymous No.18322687]

>>18322561
F

[Anonymous No.18322688]

>>18322651
based and early second-wavepilled

[Anonymous No.18322694]

>>18322652
based.
I never plan on buying a new car. An asset that nearly halves in value as soon as you purchase it? No thank you. Might as well invest in marriage, at least that has a chance of financial rewards and tax breaks.

[Anonymous No.18322709]

>>18322541
Why the fuck do you hold like 20 different ETFs?
Whats the point?
Youre not getting diversification, youre just losing sight of what is affected by what.

Unless youre autistic and actually know the difference between a uhhh... BSPAX and a FZROX
>>18322678
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.18322712]

>>18322475
>5 days ago

[Anonymous No.18322719]

>>18322445
>tfw had to replace 4 hybrid battery cells over the last year
I don't think mine's going to survive corona

[Anonymous No.18322725]

>>18322667
>1/3rd Rat Based Stocks
TELL ME MORE!

[Anonymous No.18322728]

>buy debit spreads
>buy another debit spread to make up for the loss of one of the spreads
>buy another spread to help cover the loss of the one I just bought
>buy another to cover loss
I'm running out of money to hedge my losses

[Anonymous No.18322731]

>>18322651
'wants to' and 'is going to' are different statements

[Anonymous No.18322738]

>>18322662
I wanna big tiddy birb GF.

[Anonymous No.18322739]

>>18322358
you get the feeling that a lot of modern trading is influenced less by traditional boomer practice and more by novice millenials moving in and making reckless if not more novel moves that makes everything more volatile than it would have been in the past?

[Anonymous No.18322745]

>>18322678
>Get month out options
>They go 100%
>Buy more month out options
>Bull trap
>All near worthless
Some still have a 2 weeks, so we'll see how they turn out.

[Anonymous No.18322746]

>>18322728
it's time to eat them

[Anonymous No.18322748]

>>18322685
Whats the news anon?

[Anonymous No.18322755]

>bought HSU at open
>solid it before close for a profit
>futures are now down
did I just fucking the market and win

[Anonymous No.18322762]

>>18322662
>jesus fucking christ isn't that exactly what Gundlach predicted?
I dunno who Gundlach is. 2800 is roughly the bottom of the first bounce after the initial drop.

[Anonymous No.18322763]

>>18322728
just take out loans from papa trump

[Anonymous No.18322773]

>>18322709
I'm planning on dropping ones I dont like later. Better than sitting in cash or options.

[Anonymous No.18322774]

>>18322475
Got 5 figures worth of ATHX. We going to double digits! The real prize is the stroke, although this ARDS thing is good too.

[Anonymous No.18322777]

YOU WORK FOR CHINA?

[Anonymous No.18322786]

>>18322418
Why would I ride anything other than my good old serviceable VW Polo III-tan. She's turning 25 this year, never let me down, never gave me up, she's easy to maintain, and basically I never had any repairs to do. She can be a bit of a tsun-tsun~ sometimes, but that's why I love her, because her adorable dere~ side makes it all more worth it.

[Anonymous No.18322790]

>>18322748
you watching trump talk right now? he just confirmed a saudi russia deal is happneing

[Anonymous No.18322799]

HOLY SHIT
>who do you work for, China?
>I work for Hong Kong [some news outlet]
>Who owns that, China? Is it owned by the state?

>>18322738
Birbs are VERY important.
>>18322762
Some bond guy, big name but I don't follow him

[Anonymous No.18322801]

>>18322790
Ho fuck. ITS MONEY TIME NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18322813]

>>18322667
50% defense (RTX, KTOS, SPR)
20% Brookfield (BAM, BPY)
15% Air Canada and BMO (not really a sector other than being canadian)
5% Tech (NET, I want more tho)
Balance cash, I should probably have more cash. Also I have like 1% in Antibe for fun biotech gambling.

[Anonymous No.18322816]

why are people like this?

[Anonymous No.18322841]

this four star general (i guess?) looks like a james bond villain.

[Anonymous No.18322844]

>>18322816
what am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.18322846]

>>18322816
because of the internet
its a freak factory and its only getting worse

[Anonymous No.18322853]

>>18322394
heard from the grapevine CSSE is good

[Anonymous No.18322862]

>>18322213
Tradingview can do up to 3 indicators. BUT: it gives you the source to its inbuilt indicators, and you can write a script that contains many indicators at once, so in practice you have infinite indicators.

[Anonymous No.18322865]

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT

HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18322867]

trump is fucking pissed today.

[Anonymous No.18322868]

>>18322725
Rat King predicts there will be a rising of rats in abandoned food restaurants. Growth of ROL looking good.

[Anonymous No.18322871]

JOHN JUST GOT RECKED

[Anonymous No.18322873]

>>18322755
you flipped a coin and won

[Anonymous No.18322877]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT, JOHN!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JOHN!

[Anonymous No.18322878]

>YOU'RE A THIRD RATE REPORTER AND WHAT YOU'VE SAID IS A DISGRACE
>THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOHN, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18322880]

MY FRENS
Regarding DRiP, MRK just pumped (on nothing) and the divvy goes out tomorrow. Does anyone disable DRiP so it doesn't buy the pump instead of buying the dip??

>>18322816
That dude's just a musical theatre gay nerd who makes fun of trump. It's harmless and stupid, mostly. My musical theatre nerd relative loves him, but it's really cringe unless you LOVE musical theatre and hate trump.

>>18322313
D-Dorothy?!?

[Anonymous No.18322881]

Not going to make it confirmed by the president himself.

[Anonymous No.18322883]

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT JOHN.

[Anonymous No.18322896]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH CNN BTFO!! FUCK YOU LIBSHIT PROPAGANDISTS!

[Anonymous No.18322898]

>>18322592
Thanks anon, gonna look into it, just found on-demand trading on ToS.

[Anonymous No.18322899]

John is finished.

[Anonymous No.18322901]

>>18322394
>guro is ok
>I get warned for posting dullahan double blowjobs
gay jannies

[Anonymous No.18322911]

SHORT CNN
>SHORT CNN
SHORT CNN

SELL SELL SELL PRESIDENT JUST CONFIRMED CNN WILL NEVER MAKE IT!!

[Anonymous No.18322917]

>I can't say
>9000 about 9000 ventilators. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18322921]

Kek trump confirmed based,John ngmi

[Anonymous No.18322922]

>>18322899
John is a mess.

[Anonymous No.18322933]

>imagine being long on (((cnn)))

you now realize, you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.18322936]

Chuckles Schumer confirmed for lightweight nancy boy

[Anonymous No.18322939]

>taking this opportunity to dab on Schumer
I love this man.

[Anonymous No.18322945]

THE ADMIRAL JUST BLINKED IN MORSE CODE

"COVID IS A EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT"

[Anonymous No.18322951]

>>18321976
Going balls deep in Delta tomorrow morning - someone tell me why I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.18322954]

10,000 VENTILATORS
RHINOS
POLITICS

[Anonymous No.18322958]

>>18322945
for real? source?

[Anonymous No.18322962]

>>18322911
You actually can because it's owned by AT&T.

[Anonymous No.18322968]

BUILD THE ARIZONA CALIFORNIA BORDER WALL

[Anonymous No.18322971]

dabbing on Romney, really.

>>18322880
disable DRiP?
disable DRiP?
disable DRiP?
Or let my $16 of divvies just compound after a huge rally?

[Anonymous No.18322977]

>>18322945
>THE ADMIRAL JUST BLINKED IN MORSE CODE
>"COVID IS A EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT"
john has literally nothing to lose. he doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.18322978]

For the past two weeks he's so obviously been sick and tired of the media and these daily meetings; I used to watch to see if big line would go up or down, now I watch for the vicious insults toward these media faggots.

[Anonymous No.18322985]

>>18322478
Broker doesn't have it for American securities... because it's a shit broker.
>No pre-market or after hours trading either
>Begins with a d

>>18322621
>FAGIX
KEK!

[Anonymous No.18322991]

I went all in on spxs at $14 today.

Am I going to lose everything?

[Anonymous No.18322996]

>>18322880
>That dude's just a musical theatre gay nerd who makes fun of trump. It's harmless and stupid, mostly.

im mostly wondering why #cuomosexual is trending. that was just an egregious example of it lmao

[Anonymous No.18323005]

>>18322991
no
we crab tomorrow, you're only going to lose a little

[Anonymous No.18323009]

>>18322592
>Day trade making $450+ a day
>Promotes his courses that costs around $400
>Still got his 9-5 job

Mhm

[Anonymous No.18323010]

TRILLIONS TO REBUILD THE ROADS
LIBERTARIANS HANGING THEMSELVES EN MASSE

[Anonymous No.18323013]

>>18322991
if you don't sell tomorrow morning, yes

[Anonymous No.18323014]

>>18322844
https://mobile.twitter.com/brooke/status/1247279365865472000

[Anonymous No.18323018]

>>18322991
If you get greedy and don't take a modest gain tomorrow, then probably.

[Anonymous No.18323026]

>>18323014
pretty cringe

[Anonymous No.18323030]

>>18323009
Hey, income is income.

[Anonymous No.18323037]

stock market volume still low but otherwise stabilazing well. oil too stabilazing. natgas waking up and yield bounced again low supports which applies buying pressure into equites

[Anonymous No.18323046]

>>18323013
>>18323018
Think it'll hit $16 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18323048]

my fucking number has been going down since 6:00pm

[Anonymous No.18323056]

Ok I'm playing with powers I don't understand. I'm looking at a profit/loss calculator for writing covered calls. What is the dark blue graph line telling me; does it mean that I'm only *potentially* missing out on profit because I could otherwise sell the stock at that price since I sold a call I can't, or does it mean that I *literally* get that money taken out of my account?

[Anonymous No.18323057]

what did the granny say exactly? i didn't listen for a few seconds. what about her children? they should be in their 30s.

[Anonymous No.18323062]

>>18322951
When do you think the next time anyone on the planet is taking a plane ride

[Anonymous No.18323071]

>>18322640
>>18322687
Already made over 70 K on that decision, stay mad

[Anonymous No.18323075]

>>18323057
rude.
Mama Birx talking about her grandaughter's high fever, not good for a <1 year old

[Anonymous No.18323076]

>>18322991
Dude who the fuck knows. We aren't at peak and there's undoubtedly a shitshow on the precipice of manifestation the likes which we've never before seen. This rally is entirely contrary to what should've been occurring. It's bad news all across the board. Fundamentals are getting shit on, small businesses are getting shit on, consumer spending is going to be slashed, defaults are liable to be off the fucking rails, money printer going BRRRRRRRRR and the fed starting to buy assets and financial products alongside 2tn stimulus. Oil is in steep decline and demand went off a cliff and will remain there for the foreseeable future. Corporations are going to be getting downgraded, hard. Oh and in all of this there's a domino effect of supply chain disruption.

[Anonymous No.18323081]

Why is the market going up?

[Anonymous No.18323095]

>>18323071
so you sold?

[Anonymous No.18323096]

>>18323046
Unlikely but who knows, keep an eye on the futures 9:30am is a long ways off news wise. Just be wary when ever you bet against the fed.

[Anonymous No.18323100]

It's only April but I'm already switching from my toque to my poor boy cap, global warming is real

[Anonymous No.18323105]

Which one of you retards sold SPY for 248 at 4pm today? I can see you on the chart.

[Anonymous No.18323107]

>>18323081
Haha, magic beanstalk go blupupupup...

[Anonymous No.18323110]

>>18323076
Priced in.

We're going back to 3200 spy by next week.

[Anonymous No.18323111]

>>18323081
Media will make anything into the apocalypse.

They spent 10 months on a missing plane that obviously crashed into the ocean.

Turn off media and focus on statistics.

[Anonymous No.18323113]

>>18323081
+1
any clues from insiders?

[Anonymous No.18323117]

>>18323081
this is somehow a surprise to you?
After the federal government said this week would be worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined?

[Anonymous No.18323118]

>>18322951
Aging, decrepit fleet that will be expensive to replace. Maddogs were pretty based airplanes though, but their time to retire has come.

[Anonymous No.18323122]

what should i order from wendy's

[Anonymous No.18323124]

>>18323009
I'm going to tell you a secret, anon. And I want you to remember this for every thing you ever see on the internet in the future:

You don't actually have to buy anything. Ever. I never paid a cent for my financial education. You can access all of the information you need for free. Those youtube videos on his channel are all free. LiveTraders are also great, they also sell stuff. All of their videos, and even one of their textbooks? All free. JUST TAKE THE FREE STUFF AND DONT PAY ANYONE SHIT IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Better yet, on top of that, it's extremely easy these days to test strategies out in trading platforms. It's also extremely easy to get a free paper trading/demo account where you can trade for real but with fake money. You can see for yourself if something works out over a large sample size of trades, or if it doesn't, first hand. Get it?

What I mean is: don't attack someone for selling shit, because they offer tons of free stuff which is good enough on its own. Instead attack the actual strategies if you think they're garbage. I'm far more interested in what people think of trading strategies and the theory behind them than "HE SELL STUFF ERGO HE BAD AND EVERYTHING HE SAY WRONG", that doesn't help anyone. Literally just don't pay for anything. If someone won't tell you shit without you paying, go somewhere else. The internet is a miracle, all it requires is your time to be invested.

[Anonymous No.18323132]

>>18322868
Why would there be a rise of rats in abandoned restaurants they aren't ordering more food in, are the rats going to raid the supplies of ketchup and onions sauce or canned tomato paste?

[Anonymous No.18323133]

>>18323056
The blue line is expected value of the contract at different prices before expiration (today).

[Anonymous No.18323136]

>>18323081
Because the virus didn't cause the drop, it was a catalyst. The virus isn't even "priced in" it's just not even relevant anymore. What matters at this point is oil and lockdown orders and how long they last, that is what people are speculating on, the deaths are completely irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.18323138]

>>18323122
Their chicken has really gone down hill.
I recommend the Dairy Queen breaded chicken.

[Anonymous No.18323140]

>>18323081
Because the average Joe wants the market to go up so he doesn't have to worry about retirement.

[Anonymous No.18323142]

>>18322522
derp

[Anonymous No.18323148]

>>18323122
Order a baconator and get a Fanta. That sounds so fucking good rn.

[Anonymous No.18323154]

>>18322586
This is a business board. Posting anime just outs you as a retarded manchild.

[Anonymous No.18323153]

>>18323122
Spicy asiago ranch chicken club, chili cheese fries, and pink lemonade,

[Anonymous No.18323155]

>>18323122
loaded potato and some of those sriracha bacon cheese fries if those are still around and a baconator meal with a frosty

[Anonymous No.18323156]

>>18323095
At 170 then rebought at 130

[Anonymous No.18323163]

>>18323100
>poolboy cap

[Anonymous No.18323164]

>>18323111
I keep talking this but most people are totally oblivious or willfully ignorant. The media lies and it's obvious as can be. It's part of the deception spoke of in the Bible. He sees it all.

[Anonymous No.18323168]

>>18323122
go long on their spicy nuggets

[Anonymous No.18323169]

>>18323081
I give up. I'm just buying SH, PSQ, and RWM

[Anonymous No.18323175]

>>18323122
haven't had Wendy's in years, but I remember the baconator being real good

[Anonymous No.18323178]

>trump literally bagging on Biden for a mistake he made in a debate a month ago
at what point does epic trump memes just become petty

[Anonymous No.18323183]

>>18323136
It matters a great deal when everything isn't open and even if it opened soon once it does demand is gone. Who is getting on a plane? Who is taking a vacation? Who is going out to buy the latest iPhone? No one cares when this has happened.

[Anonymous No.18323191]

>>18322728
cut your losses. do covered calls or puts if you're this consistently wrong.

[Anonymous No.18323193]

>>18323142
Heard you were talking shit, like I wouldn't find out.

[Anonymous No.18323196]

Lost 50percent on my spy puts for 4/17. Sold and went back into oil stocks longing for years now lol

[Anonymous No.18323201]

>>18323163
this thing

[Anonymous No.18323210]

new
>>18323190

[Anonymous No.18323213]

>>18323193
ok now that i have your attention - so when is the next time to short dow?

[Anonymous No.18323216]

who dat? frake news drone?

[Anonymous No.18323217]

>>18322222
Nice get!

[Anonymous No.18323224]

>>18323196
How do you even let yourself lose 50% before selling? I sell when I'm down like 5-10% and just switch directions. Works most of the time for me, and when it doesn't I just sell at 5-10% loss and switch again.

[Anonymous No.18323232]

>>18323191
How do I short vix

[Anonymous No.18323234]

>>18323122
doublestack and a JBC

[Anonymous No.18323238]

>>18323216
> not knowing the whitest-nonwhite girl ever

[Anonymous No.18323243]

>>18323232
XIV

[Anonymous No.18323259]

>>18323232
XIV

[Anonymous No.18323261]

>They've never had troops on our border
Trump learns about the Mexican-American war

[Anonymous No.18323269]

>>18323122
Must include baconator fries. Thank you for the WEN pump.

[Anonymous No.18323280]

>>18323224
Ok guess what I held over the weekend expecting a red Monday. Opens 50 percent down and sold. Good thing or I would have lost 70 percent

[Anonymous No.18323288]

>>18323132
Normally they feed on trash which is easy picking. Now they have no trash. So they will have to look harder. No one is in the restaurants right now, if one gets in, it's game over. Sure the restaurants have traps and poison, but that's for the occasional rat that slips in. Not enough to handle literally all of NYC's street rats desperate for food. This is what people don't get about my rat king play. rats are smart little fuckers. When they get hungry, they get brazen. There was no need for them to really even look for a way into restaurants. Why do that why every night is free curb side pickup? These little guys will be SCOURING the city for food. Any place that had even a minor rodent problem pre-covid in the city, is going to straight up be eaten the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.18323294]

>>18323124
very based anon

[Anonymous No.18323308]

>>18323124
I didn't even bash him for selling courses, kek'd. The fact that he makes around $10k a month (given that he only sell ~4 courses a month) and still got his 9-5 job rather than putting that time to do other shit is weird. My friend started making a solid $200-250 profit a day from day trading a while back and he quit his job instantly because he knew he needed more time to focus on trading and learning than having to stress about working 8 hours a day, leaving your home, taking the car, bus or whatever every day, etc etc. He might like his job a lot, but if he has actually nets $450 a day from trading for a decent period of time then all I'm saying is that it's weird.
Waking up every morning a few hours before you have to leave for work and panic about doing a few trades before leaving is extremely stressful and it will tear you down mentally

[Anonymous No.18323314]

>>18323154
>retarded manchild
Clearly you are unaware of your surroundings. This is 4chan weeb. You're like a camel in the Antarctic moaning about the cold. You just look retarded.

[Anonymous No.18323361]

>check canadian regulations for options
>it's basically designed to make every canadian option a useless gamble
Thanks shlomo "golden leaf" goldsteinberg, our greatest ally!
I sure enjoy paying ($1.5 + $5 USD) * 1.5 = $9.75 per transaction going in to get some american calls, especially since there's capital gain when the option is exercised scaling entirely with income on top of the above fees! Truly the best country which cares about its citizen, keeping them away from dangerous ventures like trading stocks and options.

[Anonymous No.18323373]

>>18323232
far otm long puts on uvxy

[Anonymous No.18323375]

>>18323361
What's the usual capital gains rate in leafland?

[Anonymous No.18323391]

>>18322991
i went all in at $17 on friday and didnt sell today becasue im confident this rally was fake as fuck and a big crash is coming this week

[Anonymous No.18323433]

>>18323375
50% of income tax rate, but it only applies to canadian-traded stuff. Marginal is around 40% (depending on province) starting if your total income is about 90k cad (~ 60k USD), so if you make 90k cad and get 10k as capital gain, you pay a bit over 2k in taxes on that. However, for the same (cad-translated) amounts in US stocks, you'll be paying the whole >4k in taxes on that.

[Anonymous No.18323449]

sooo why did google skyrocket now that the corona is over?

[Anonymous No.18323469]

>>18323449
Whole market pumped. No specific news.

[Anonymous No.18323507]

Futures breaking back in to green territory.

[Anonymous No.18323531]

>>18323449
google is still underpriced significantly compared to where it should be

[Anonymous No.18323554]

>>18323433
Yikes

[Anonymous No.18323606]

>>18323554
You don't even know the half of it my dude.