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hello? HELLO? HHHEEEEEELLLLLLOOOO?????? IS IT A FUCKING SCAM? IS IT REAL? AM I GOING CRAZY? SWIFT? MICROSOFT? DERIVATIVES? 300,000$ LINK? 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION? PEE PEE POO POO? CUBES? SATURN? CULT OF DEMETER? LIBRA? FACEBOOK? WHAT? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM? ITS REAL? ITS A SCAM?

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

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ITS

ITS FUCKING REAL ISNT IT

ALL OF IT

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ITS ALL FUCKING REAL
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>> No.18319028

DUMPING
literally
is it
?
Right now

>> No.18319052

is it true that holding link causes mental illness?

>> No.18319081

>>18319052
yes. They are cultists and don't believe any fact that doesn't align positive with their shitty scam token

>> No.18319105

>>18319052
other way around

>> No.18319170
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18319170

>>18319028
>>18319052
>>18319081
Woahhh, wait a minute there nolinker, you're telling me that

>despite hating LINK you monitor the price religiously and make a thread as soon as there is any movement
>develop novel and intiutive FUD plotlines using the most up to date information you constantly seek out
>dedicate your creative energies to editing maymays with LINK branding
>have LINKtrader, GitHub, Gitter, pivotaltracker bookmarked so you can keep up to date with the project you hate
>actively participate in a LINK discord or telegram group
>know more about LINK than any other project, even more than stinkylinkies themselves

You need to have sex incel

For me, it's Chainlink. The best cryptocurrency. I even buy extra in the smallest dip and the price increase just keeps on its spirit to oblige.

One time I bought Chainlink for 50 cents. I said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!" and the nice friendly Binance worker laughed and said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!".

Now the Binance staff greets me with "Chainlink for 50 cents" and ALWAYS give me three extra LINK over a purchase of 100 or more. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Binance currency exchange, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying the dips and accumilating in lower price periods, 1-2 times for buying more LINK on the weekend, and maybe one extra time when I'm in a rush but want a great cryptocurrency exchange that is fast, and can match my daily cryptocurrency needs.

I even sold my BTC for CHAINLINK, it's amazing! What a G R E A T cryptocurrency.

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18319201

lets give it up to the real mvp

>> No.18319466

Just shorted 25k link

>> No.18319493

>>18319466
Post a screencap

>> No.18319532

based schizo

>> No.18319564

>>18319016
>ITT: were gonna make it
>also nocoiners BTFO
imagine not owning some stonks, crypto or real estate

>inb4 an hero fegits

>> No.18320447

Thanks, just sold 150 LINK @ $2.5

>> No.18320510

>>18319016
Schizophrenic ramblings are already priced in.

>> No.18320594

>>18319052
There's the linker syndrome, but there's also the nolinker syndrome. Choose wisely.

>> No.18320631

>>18319081
Far from true

>> No.18320634
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18320634

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18320700

>>18319016
Is there any better? I made a promise not to wash until staking. I seeded myself with psilocybin spores and now have growths all over me. They've burrowed into my blood. Into my brain. I'm in a constant state of extreme agony and glorious clairvoyance. The mycelium chews at my flesh and rewards with visions more real than the air you breathe. Chainlink has already reached $1000, it has always reached it. Time is just sinking round and round to that inevitable point and you are scrambling at the sides trying to climb out, but my mushrooms will have you in time.

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18320760

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,

Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

>> No.18320826

The pressure was just too much for him, he snapped. Weak mind and below average iq

>> No.18320849
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18320849

You are a MANIAC

>> No.18320880

>>18320760
basado

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18320957

>The pressure was just too much for him, he snapped. Weak mind and below average iq

>> No.18321465

>>18319016
Link will sit on daddy ETHs lap. This has been foretold.