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>> No.18316610

What happened to the other thread?

>> No.18316620

>>18316495
It's because I was playing the downturn. I sold off my holdings in February and missed almost all of the crash. Then I flipped SQQQ and SDOW for a decent bit of profit. I was then planning on staying in cash until I felt comfortable averaging back in, but there was a huge rally and I tried one more SDOW play. I ended up selling out at a 25% loss on that, because the rally continued. Then last week, I shorted oil (SCO) at the top of the rally on Trump's tweet. But then it rallied more, and so I lost another 25%.

>> No.18316621
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18316621

You didn't miss out on Raytheon, d-did you, anon?

t. Tomahawk-kun

>> No.18316650

>>18316610
it was fake and gay, apparently.

>> No.18316651

>>18316610
somebody posted forbidden information
big dump on Thursday

>> No.18316657

>>18316651
what was the forbidden info?

>> No.18316660
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10yr at big support.

>> No.18316664
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>>18316621
Nah, but I only had two stocks.

>> No.18316682

>>18316657
it was that ur mom gay.

>> No.18316685
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18316685

>tfw finally selling meme stocks after being in the red for weeks

>> No.18316699

>>18316657
I can't post or the thread will be pruned again. Just go all in Brazilian Real

>> No.18316721

>>18316682
wutnowaiigottacalher

>> No.18316755

ahahahahahahahaha

>> No.18316758
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cant believe I waited all weekend for this stupid fucking market

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>>18316758

>> No.18316839

>>18316758
I've been concentrating less and less on it, cant be bothered when it moves erratically. Not about to get /1929'ed/ by going all in and it ends up dumping hard

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>>18316784

>> No.18316856

>>18316685
Why would you sell at the start of a bull run?

>> No.18316874
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18316874

Sqqq can't possibly go lower...can it.

>> No.18316875

Is RCL gonna tank tomorrow or buy now hold for 5 years

>> No.18316896

Who is /smg/ buying today?

>> No.18316909

>>18316874
Just don’t watch and pray Bro :(

>> No.18316910

>>18316875
no one knows you fucking faggot, literally just buy pullbacks to the EMA(50) as long as the EMA(20) is above it. it's not hard.

>> No.18316920

>>18316896
I'm too busy selling my losses.

>> No.18316922
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>> No.18316924
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>>18316896

just adding some to positions in WEN, DOW, T and BA

>> No.18316942

>>18316699
Lmao

>> No.18316963

>>18316922
WOAH WHAT A GENIUS SURELY NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT!

>> No.18316979

>>18316922
Already priced in, today's gains are tracking the economic recovery. Tomorrow will be even more gains, echoing the future golden bull.

>> No.18316984

>>18316922
What a useless asshole.
>in a recession
>recession coming guyz!

>> No.18317062

>>18316984
financial news is literally just telling people what happened, after it happened. or the classic "im not saying it's going down, but if it does, let it be known that i once said that it might go down before it did"

>> No.18317069

>>18316922
what a genius

>> No.18317092

what do you guys think about LK, will there be a short squeeze in a couple of days?

>> No.18317116

guys i figured out if i buy 22 more shares of SPXS now the markets only have to fall 16% from here for me to break even haha is this a good idea haha

>> No.18317124

>>18317092
Sure. A short squeeze into the toilet.

>> No.18317154

Why is TLT still over $100.

>> No.18317175

>>18317154
Japan buying more LTTs

>> No.18317194
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>>18317092
it's probably more likely that it will bounce off of the top of the channel or at resistance and continue the downtrend, especially considering the fundamental story of them literally lying about their revenues.

if you wanted to play a short squeeze, the short float is definitely ripe for it (almost half the shares are shorted atm). the problem is that for that to happen, you'd need a strong gap up to cause shorts to cover their positions at a loss, but wtf is going to be the catalyst that causes it to gap up significantly in this environment? the answer is none, so no short squeeze.

>> No.18317211

>>18316874
Just buy more to make up for it

>> No.18317270

>>18316896
>buy
Ya best be selling boyo

>> No.18317297

>>18316621
Nah RTX has more room to fall with aerospace part of collins. Ill grab at that point.

>> No.18317301

ugh I think I caught it

>> No.18317318

>>18317297
>more room to fall
>single digit P/E on a company with $70B in government backorders
The way I see it you're buying Raytheon and getting Pratt and Collins for free at this price

>> No.18317358

>>18317211
That's what I was thinking.

>> No.18317362

>>18317318
Not if Pratt and Collins cost you money, then it isnt free. But if i had money available id be happy to buy here anyway. I just dont have much.

>> No.18317458

>>18317362
>Not if Pratt and Collins cost you money, then it isnt free.
What I'm saying is I'd pay the current price for just Raytheon, therefore, Pratt and Collins are purely value added

>> No.18317462

>>18317358
I sold Friday and bought 200 just now I’ll see what tomorrow holds

>> No.18317503

>>18317358
Could be a dangerous path tho. But don’t give up on your gut feeling because of clown market

>> No.18317508
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>>18316874
unironically how is this bullish?

>> No.18317611

40% Defense (KTOS, RTX)
20% Canadian Bluechips (BMO, BAM, BYP)
20% Leveraged bull index (HSU)
20% Tech (NET, MSFT)
boasting from the other bread

>> No.18317631

>>18316599
https://mobile.twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1245664982307688454

Will OKE survive? XOM as shit tone of debt.

>> No.18317690
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>>18317508
Just hold bro and wait for EOW sell off

>> No.18317695
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>>18317631
Oh fuck I did not see that. I just bought 40 shares of OKE today in addition to other energy and oil companies. Also thanks for the RTX tip based Tomahawk poster. Did I fuck up if I intend to hold these positions long?

>> No.18317739

>>18317695
Look into blue chip tech stocks or consumer goods.

>> No.18317831

>>18317739
I'm hoping to catch the oil rebound but don't know if thats going to happen.

>> No.18317844
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18317844

Has a SQQQ buyer ever opened up its long term chart to get an idea of how it actually performs, or do they just see a picture of Bobo with some shill writing two sentences about how they bought it so they run out and buy it themselves?

>> No.18317866
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18317866

>when you become the loser

>> No.18317892

Check VXX options flows. Look at treasuries.

What level are we at? What is the supply and demand? Low demand, higher supply.

>> No.18317907

>>18317844
>Impyling Ultra shorts are for the long term hold
Dear god.

>> No.18317913
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18317913

who bought the /bottom/ of BA?

>> No.18317914

>>18317844
Is this bait? It's meant for intraday trading and has reverse split many times. It would take our country turning into The Road to make it hit 200 kek.

>> No.18317923
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18317923

This is market is tower we are climbing on to jump off and end it.

>> No.18317926

time for a whiskey

>> No.18317927
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>>18317844
It's an inverse ETF so the lower the price, the larger the profit you get.

>> No.18317936

so coronavirus has completely and unironically been priced in now, right?

>> No.18317937

Did you guys know that 3x ETFs lose value if you hold them for months? Gosh, I'm just so smart.

>> No.18317939

This is so dumb

>> No.18317943
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18317943

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS +6%
oh wait i didn't short today so i didn't lose but still this makes no sense at all.

>> No.18317948

Uso calls yet or wait till Thursday?

>> No.18317956
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18317956

bullbros....why does it seem like we have resistance at 263? Are we going to tank?

>> No.18317959
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18317959

Made $5k in gains today.
Gonna celebrate by watching Tranny creampie compilations and eating frozen pizza.

>> No.18317960

>>18317936
the market unironically does the opposite of what the consensus is. the fact taht you are asking this shows it's about to tank. bear confidence has been shaken to the core.

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the only good thing KSA has ever done for me

>> No.18317965
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18317965

Wow, this growth is nice. But how did it happen?

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>>18317943
tfw dumped more cash into SPXS EOD friday
tfw gonna do it again today

>> No.18317968

>>18317860
How the fuck are they building a rocket every 72hrs? What are your thoughts on the satellite internet venture they have?

>> No.18317970

bros im been randomly feeling feeling dizzy and forgetting to breathe/ struggling to breath for the past week or so

which is more likely, I have corona, hereditary Vertigo (my mom has it), or low blood pressure (physical last week showed 90/60)

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18317978

ahahahAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18317979

>>18317913
Only saving grace for them is their military contracts although they fucked up their tankers. Wonder how their drone programs will be handled.

>> No.18317981

>>18316699
are you implying the brazilian real will overtake usd at rate of 99 usd to 1 real?

>> No.18317985

>>18317965
one final bulltrap

>> No.18317992
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18317992

My puts being toast aside, does anyone else feel weirded out by all the optimism? Have I become depressed or is everyone else going fucking insane? There is literally no reason to celebrate. Especially in the US. Wtf is going on?

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18317997

I'm wondering if oil is going to trend upwards until the thursday Saudi meeting or not. And then who knows what happens about the meeting itself.

>> No.18317999

>>18317992
virus will be over by may, what's not to be optimistic about

>> No.18318004

>>18317985
>>18317992
Cope

>> No.18318006

>>18316922
Bullish

>> No.18318012

>>18317992
The fear porn is wearing off as the apocalyptic scenarios are proving to be bullshit.

>> No.18318014

Should I sell Boeing and buy Airbus?

>> No.18318015

>>18317985
>, says increasingly nervous man as spy reaches 350 after 2 months

>> No.18318018
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18318018

personally, I think JACK still has room to run to 40+ this month

>> No.18318025

how do I get rid of the "lol what if it moons" idea regarding stocks and just sell them instead

>> No.18318027
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>>18317999
Yeah, no

>> No.18318035

>>18317970
How the fuck would /biz/tards know?

>> No.18318039
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18318039

>>18317992

>> No.18318041

>>18317992
Dude I'm fucked because of listening to retarded bobos like you. I had to sell SQQQ today and I fucking bought in at 29.05 you massive stupid cunt!

>> No.18318047

>>18317970
>corona, hereditary Vertigo (my mom has it), or low blood pressure (physical last week showed 90/60)
all the above

>> No.18318051

OK biz I opened a account for us, we have 100,000 to spend.

pick our positions.

>> No.18318053
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>>18317968
>how the fuck are they building a rocket every 72 hours
Because they're building them out of stainless steel rings in a shipyard in Texas. Elon has said, rightly, that 10% of the problem is designing the rocket, and 90% of the problem is designing an efficient mass production line.
>Starlink
Starlink will be huge and profitable, largely driven by the fact they can build and launch the satellites for pennies on the dollar compared to anyone else. The profits are earmarked to colonize Mars. You didn't think Elon was joking about that, right? He's building super rockets every 72 hours for a reason.

>> No.18318054

>>18317992
People /need/ it to work out too bad, to get back to the highs quickly, the markets will torture these people

>> No.18318064
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18318064

Sold my CCl, DIS, BA, and MGM today. Only down $2k now overall for this year vs the $20k I was down three weeks ago. You all would be wise to take your profits and wait for the midweek dump. Nobody wants to hold over a 3 day weekend. Also earnings reports start next week. Cash is king right nowv

>> No.18318065

Wtf is going on? LITERALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED. WHY IS IT GOING UP?!

>> No.18318069

how do I stop being stubborn and start hedging? I just stare at the screen and do nothing, am I autistic?

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>>18318041

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>>18317997
is this a /smg/ recommended movie?

>> No.18318073

>>18318027
observable reality > happening fantasies, sorry anon

>> No.18318076

>2 hour before close dump
MM's aren't following the plan.

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>>18318041

>> No.18318077

>>18318051
SQQQ, all of it.

>> No.18318083

>>18318041
Leveraged ETFs are for day trading. Also why short the NASDAQ? Tech is the only thing that is going to be relativly untouched

>> No.18318089

This is so, so dumb

>> No.18318090
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18318090

Why the fuck is UBER and LYFT still above $20?

>> No.18318095

>>18318051
ccl
xom
ba
lk

25k in each

>> No.18318098

When is TDA getting partial shares?

>> No.18318112

>>18318083
You ass holes had me convinced everything was going to crash. Why the fuck is everything going up?

>> No.18318114

>>18318071
I DRINK IT ALL UP

>> No.18318115

>>18318073
I've been observing reality since Janurary, you tard.

>> No.18318120

>>18317965
The sheep have been led to the slaughter. Israel thanks you for helping them unload their bags

>> No.18318127

>>18318098
never

>> No.18318131

>>18317970
I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.
Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

>> No.18318132

>>18318095
>lk
Fuck off.

>> No.18318135

>>18318112
>he bot da poots?
>pumb et

>> No.18318144

>>18318053
satellite internet is shit tho

>> No.18318147

>>18318095
Should I buy into XOM or is too late

>> No.18318149

>>18318026
- find good divvy stocks
- buy lots of them
- watch lots of anime

>>18318086
Right now OKE, XOM, CVX, tanker stocks could be really good this quarter.

>> No.18318151

>>18318127
;_;

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>>18318071
Yes. Very.

>> No.18318154

>>18318041
Sell and buy in for cheaper, retard.

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18318162

WEW is this shit real??
WHY did they revise it like this??

>Liesman saying Fed gonna buy the loans from the banks
Goddamn it why did I sell GS and buy SRTY

>> No.18318166

>>18316874
DCA

>> No.18318171
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here we go bear bros

>> No.18318186

>>18318112
If we were wrong this would be the shortest bear market in history. If infinite QE is so great, why did it take untill 2013 to recover from 2008? The age of tourism is over, more and more planes are being grounded. People think they can magically wish coronachan away by buying the dip. Nothing is solved, shit is still fucked. People are just coping.

>> No.18318189

I have $300
can someone tell me which options contract to buy to turn it into like a modest $900 or something

>> No.18318192

>>18318171
LOL

>> No.18318194

>>18318135
This place is filled with the scummiest of niggers doing nothing but shooting dice in the ass hole of the internet. I hope you meme spewing retards pay and lose money for the shitty karma you just racked up with me. Seriously I lost 20 grand over nothing.... I feel like killing myself.

>> No.18318197

>>18316922
> actual quote
> one bad quarter followed by biggest bull run in history to end stable around where it was last december before the end of summer

>> No.18318201

>>18318051
LITE
GEO
LDOS
TDOC
CCOI
EXPO
POR
FCN
REXR

>> No.18318208

>>18318144
Old satellite internet is, because the satellites were in very high orbits. Starlink is in a much lower orbit, and should have much lower latency, comparable to broadband

>> No.18318207

>>18318171
Big sell signal

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>>18317631
should i wait for the dip to buy

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18318216

Is it time?

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18318222

No more, not like this
Pivoted back to manipulated Chinese pennystocks

>> No.18318223

>>18318186
This isn't 2008 though, this is a pandemic.

>> No.18318224

WHY IS IT DROPPING

>> No.18318228

>>18318186
Not that they think they can magically wish it away, just most of the surviving population knows it will end which means the world will keep spinning and profits will return.

>> No.18318230

>>18318064
What if you are holding long term? Just buy one or two when it sinks.

>> No.18318233

>>18318171
Bottom only happens when the bulls capitulate, until then we're still good to go. Likewise, when bears capitulate, you know it's about to go down hard.

>> No.18318236

>>18318051
50% on SQQQ
50% on GUSH
guaranteed profits baby!

>> No.18318237

>>18318216
i can draw random lines on graphs too

>> No.18318238
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18318238

i don't want to watch market any more should i play video game or watch movie

>> No.18318246
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>>18318171
Not yet, we need even more people to capitulate before we re-gain control

>> No.18318248

https://archive.is/3jaC9

Bull market will resume and economy will reopen soon thanks to the treatment being found.

>> No.18318256

>>18318194
Maybe you should do your own research instead of gambling on whatever strangers on the internet say

>> No.18318257

name a good cheapie right now

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WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLS

>> No.18318262

>>18318194
What trades?

>> No.18318271

>>18318248
DON'T GO TO LINK IT HAS A KEYLOGGER

>> No.18318272

Oil was doing nice things earlier but now it's just crabbing. Fuck.

>> No.18318273

>>18318223
10 year bullmarket, inverted yield curve.

>> No.18318274

>>18318171
SHORT EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18318275

>>18318051
AAL, DAL, ALK, LUV, JBLU, BA for airlines
MSFT, NVDA, AMD, and GOOGL for tech
BP, XOM, CVR for oil

>> No.18318282

>>18318112
bro literally every thread has a newfag trying to cope with how he lost all of his money on 3x leverages.

Every day people go out of their way to explain to newfags why you dont hold leverage ETFs, you all you fucking new fags never listen and fall WSB tourist bullshit.

Don't act like nobody warned you, you just ignored it, you thought you were smarter than the market, like all new fags seem to think.

>> No.18318285

>>18318257
GT

>> No.18318288

>>18318262
Sold SQQQ today when I was holding from 29.05

>> No.18318289

>>18318053
CGI cartoons does not make space real

>> No.18318292

and wallah! spy will never go above 263 ever ever ever ever ever again

>> No.18318295

>>18318257
Your mom

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>>18318289
No, actually building hardware does.

>> No.18318302
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>>18318131

>> No.18318303

>>18318295
got em

>> No.18318304

>>18318257
sqqq

>> No.18318309

>>18318257
AAL
LHA
SAS

>> No.18318312

>>18318282
There were others talking about holding it!!! Wtf, everyone was so confident it was going to crash...

>> No.18318322

>>18318272
As expected really, waiting for news.

>> No.18318326

>>18318257
rekt >>18318295

>> No.18318332

>brent oil mooning while crude oil dumping
i'm not an expert anyone can explain this?

>> No.18318335

God this market is lame. Whales do something!

>> No.18318340

lol @ people saying NY state cases are peaking. The positive rate is at a record high of 40% (50% for NYC). Only thing they're doing is testing less.

>> No.18318344

>>18318312

yeah dude welcome to the stock market

>> No.18318349

>>18318312
>trying to time the market
oh no
>trying to time the market based off /biz/ posts
oh no oh no oh no

>> No.18318350

>>18318248
>wuhan hospital = everything in this is a lie
>not peer reviewed
>cure = fever went down (fucking lol'd)
>400mg, proven in many other studies to do literally nothing
>important side effects in 2 patients (6.25% of cohort)
It's even less convincing than raoult's lies.

>> No.18318353

>>18318186
Corona is literally going to kill half as many as the flu and airlines make more money from government black projects than commercial flights. Tourism will come back incredibly strong and airlines will take on all the cruise ship people because THOSE are going away finally after 130 years of sinking and food poisoning

>> No.18318364

>>18318322
True. Got some nice gains earlier shorting, but now im kinda bored and too lazy to find something else to trade around.

>> No.18318365

>>18318285
While it is cheap it has been on a downward trend for the last five years. Why would you buy?

>> No.18318368

>>18318295
I said a GOOD cheapie.

>>18318309
wish I could buy aal without regrets but >travel ban

>> No.18318370
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>>18318261
>we got too cocky bulls

>> No.18318373

>>18318312
Do you even understand what SQQQ is? Have you learned nothing even after losing 20k?

>> No.18318376

>>18318147
Still great time at 39 still a great price anon

>> No.18318377

>>18317970
Holy fuck. I have the same. Nothing severe but slightly annoying.

>> No.18318379
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY, MY FELLOW BVLLS!

>> No.18318387

>>18317959
Can I come over

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>>18318248
>Zhaowei Chen, Jijia Hu, Zongwei Zhang, Shan Jiang, Shoumeng Han, Dandan Yan, Ruhong Zhuang, Ben Hu, Zhan Zhang
> has not been certified by peer review

>> No.18318399
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>>18318312
>everyone was so confident it was going to crash...
I bet you listen to Cramer too

>> No.18318400

>>18318344
>>18318349
Fuck this, I need a break from you ass holes. Fucking cold motherfuckers into tricking new people into holding garbage like SQQQ.

>> No.18318401
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18318401

>sqqq coming back up as soon as I sold

>> No.18318409

Is this bullish?
https://www.businessinsider.com/nyc-contingency-plan-to-bury-covid-victims-city-park-trenches-2020-4

>> No.18318410
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I mean I own a house so technically I shouldn’t want the housing market to collapse. BUT FUCK THE BULLS I WANT MY PUTS TO PRINT

>> No.18318411

I JUST GOT A SELL SIGNAL ON 5 MINUTE CHART

>> No.18318412

now drop with EOD pump?

>> No.18318418

>>18317959
Congrats on this, anon.

>> No.18318421
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18318421

Anyone here has a subscription to SimplySafeDividends?
Is it worth the price?

>> No.18318424

>>18318090
Uber won't go down. Do yourself a favor and sell your puts.

>> No.18318426
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>retards don't know to buy when we're at max fear
To all of you bitching about the market being optimistic despite the virus still killing people maybe you should go back to crypto. Don't think you're big brain enough to do stocks.

>> No.18318441

>>18318401
At the very least you should've held til 3:55 in case of another stonkcoin reversal.

>> No.18318447

bullbros...

>> No.18318452

>>18318426
Anon, this is clown market. Max fear is optimism now.

>> No.18318453

>>18318224
Double Top

>> No.18318462
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>So anon, we value that you want to work for us and we checked your profile. So your main holdings are in the S&P 500, mainly Microsoft, Apple, Facebook..we refer to them as the "meme stocks", you must be an avid gamer...mmhm never held a bond to maturity, in fact never bought one at all...mmmm a lot of panic selling in March 2020...diversification is not your key point I see. What else. The concept of commodities seems to be lost to you, sadly. You should know better. Most investors have at least 10% in gold...mmm..crypto fan as well. Seems to be popular among the z generation. xrp, chainlink..what is a tether? Well anon, we will contact you as soon as a position in our brokerage

>> No.18318463

IVE BEEN ALL IN PUTS SINCE 2 WEEKS AND AGO AND IM -40K -80% LET'S GO BOYZZZZZZZZ TOP CONFIRMED NEVER CAPITULATE YOLO

>> No.18318464

just DCA'ed into SPXS some more get fucked bull nerds you cant break me

>> No.18318465

>>18318051
BAM TDY NEE

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>>18318401
Get fucked dumb bobo.

>> No.18318467

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. This completely blows my predictions ovt of the water! TERRIFIC! It's not too late to embrace the trve bvll market, bears. Don't catch me breeding yovr sisters and mommies, 'cuz this bvll was built to fvck and breed. #BVLLSVRGE

>> No.18318468

>>18318463
post pic of profile

>> No.18318472

>>18317970
Do I look like Jill Biden to you?

>> No.18318476

OH NO NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18318477

>>18318288
Countless people told you not to hold that, even bears

>> No.18318479

WHY IS LADY GAGA ON MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN CLOWNWORLD WHEN THEY'RE SHOWING THIS ON CNBC????

>> No.18318480

oh nononono it went down a smidgen I guess ill just have to be satistified with +6.8% today instead of 7.4%

I BETTER SELL THIS TYPE OF DROP IS TOO MUCH FOR ME BULLBROS

>> No.18318482

does anyone on here that is an expert at TA know why sqqq is mooning rn

>> No.18318483
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18318483

Looks like we still have room for more.

>> No.18318484

>>18318453
Just like when my wife's boyfriend lets me join in.

>> No.18318493

>>18318477
...MY SRTY AND DRV THOUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18318497

>>18318411
Based on my data, we're way past the sell signal (10:45 AM), and it's looking like we might get a buy signal before EOD.

>> No.18318501

KEEP THE FAITH BVLLS. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. I WARNED YOV ALL. GREEN MONDAY. GREEN MONDAY. BVT NO, DELVSIONAL BEARCVCKS. BVLL. SVRGE.

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

>> No.18318512

>>18318483
SELL CRUISE STOCKS DOOD DONT DO IT TO YOURSELF

>> No.18318519

>>18318409
I called this when the deployed FEMA refer vans to store the bodies. We may see demand for mobile incinerators soon. Plague Pitts are so “hundreds of years ago”

Also Priced In!

>> No.18318521

Dump incoming. Jerome BETTER not get involved again!

>> No.18318524
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oh fuck this intraday horse shit
>blops all down on XOM
A year from now I'll either be rich or broke

whatever

>> No.18318527

>>18318238
Citrus sucks ass.

>> No.18318529

>>18318477
lmao
https://www.robintrack.net/symbol/SQQQ

>> No.18318534
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18318534

How BRRRRT does the FED go currently and how strongly does it inflate stocks?

>> No.18318538

>>18318288
Anon, why would you sell at a dip...?

>> No.18318542

fuck it frens it's all just a game, have any of you actually withdrew money? yes thats what I thought

>> No.18318543
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>>18318479
because Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la

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>the worst the bears can do is drop 75 points off a peak in a 1200 point SVRGE
Oh yeah, give me that delicious bear pvssy. I'm a breeder. #BVLLCOCK

>> No.18318548

>>18318132
>LK
>Chinese company
>completely fabricated accounts
so... a regular Chinese company.
I'm thinking it's RICED IN

>> No.18318550
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18318550

It was a mistake holding over the weekend

>> No.18318551

>>18318529
Lol buying tho

>> No.18318555

>>18318527
idk what citrus is i just saved it because it's a sad girl and there's a bear

>> No.18318557

>>18318483
Sell the cruise stocks.
Keep the airlines as they're getting a bailout.

>> No.18318560

>>18318312
Those people were either ppl with 8 shares who don’t know what they’re doing and don’t care about losing $200 or just mocking the people holding it

>> No.18318563

>>18318482
Bull exhaustion and profit taking

>> No.18318570

>>18318493
>DRV
Glad I'm not alone

>> No.18318571

>>18318555
Oh well. It's a step sister lesbian anime/manga and it sucks.

>> No.18318574

>>18318483
MSFT, but I'd wait for another dip

>> No.18318578
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>>18318543
Oh you would be a gaga fan!
you love that pop idol stuff

>> No.18318583

>>18318550
Yikes

>> No.18318588

>>18318550
every time you hold a super leveraged etf over the weekend you are rolling the dice.
you just rolled a 3

>> No.18318595

>>18318271
You fucking kike.

https://archive.is/3jaC9

Sorry shlomo your pharma bullshit wont win this time

>> No.18318599

>>18318557
for sure?

>> No.18318603

>>18318524
based

>> No.18318605

>>18318482
>mooning
After tanking all day. It's to be expected. Markets don't move in straight lines.

Overall, the market is still on a very strong bullish uptrend.

>> No.18318614

>>18318353
The HCQ works.

https://archive.is/3jaC9

>> No.18318616

who here knows how long Q1 earnings publishment will be delayed?

>> No.18318618

>>18318605
lol'd

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>>18318482
>SQQQ mooning
>moving from 17.7 to 18

>> No.18318623

>>18318529
OOF

>> No.18318628
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Yes, everything is totally fine. New ATH soon. Pay no attention to anything other than recent gains in the markets. There is no storm brewing. Riots won't happen this summer.

>> No.18318631

>>18318149
OKE had one of the biggest amounts of debt.

>> No.18318633

>>18318588
I knew I was taking a risk, but i just can't get out of the bear mindset
I'll either sell at -800 or see that it goes up and sell by Thursday

>> No.18318639

You think holding SQQQ over the weekend is dump? try holding a x20 leveraged bear

oopsie

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>>18318524
Based I'm 8k in see you in the Bahamas drink beer out of preteen assholes or in a Alley fighting over half eaten McDonald's burger in a year anon

>> No.18318642

>>18318599
Yes, they're all based outside the US to avoid taxes so they're getting no bail out. They're getting fucked.
Also
>>18318574
Do as this says, MSFT.
Wait till it dumps, it'll probably reach 150 again on friday when everyone dumps again.

>> No.18318644

>>18318595
>trusting a single study by chinks
I bet you bought into LK too and trusted they had everything under control.

>> No.18318647

>>18318238
Learn something
Pick a course to learn during the virus shutdown if you haven’t already.

>>18318570
Yeah... got a bad feeling. CNBC has a guy on right now “industry sounds alarm about virus mortgage bailouts”
I dunno I’m finishing an ep of dorohedoro.

This stuff about the Fed buying the debt the banks are buying to lend to small businesses... super fucking bullish. I’m glad I’m not completely short but it hurts.

>> No.18318650

Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

>> No.18318657

>>18318501
Fuck off with your stale faux latin pasta, Faggotvs Maximvs.

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>>18318194
You're the nigger brain here. Buy the SQQQ dip brah

>> No.18318664

>>18318628
>Riots

if you're a real doomposter you'd realize the entire population is feminized from estrogen laced water and is too submissive to riot

>> No.18318672

>>18318657
Yov deny the trvth, bvt the trvth will set you free. S&P to meet old peak of 2630 very soon. Bvll. Svrge. Now spread your sister's beavtifvl pvssy wide and have your mother on speed dial. I'm cvmming in. #BVLLCVM #BVLLSVRGE

>> No.18318680

>>18318529
The absolute definition of dumb money.

>> No.18318681

>>18318642
how do you get more fucked than what it currently is
rcl sub 20?

>> No.18318684

>>18317913
i bought in shares at $105, should have play call options then

>> No.18318686
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>>18316599
Ah yes, totally natural and sustainable growth.
How are you all holding, BoBros?

>> No.18318692

>>18318681
>how do you get more fucked than what it currently is
You go bankrupt and the shares lose all their value?

>> No.18318696

>CPB RED
CPB RED
>CPB RED
CPB RED

Do I buy more? don't wanna DCA up but I don't trust this move to semis and tech and away from staples. almost want to trim CLX though...

>> No.18318698
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Accumulate REFR

>> No.18318718

>>18318257
SQQQ

>> No.18318736

>>18318257
MRO

>> No.18318741

>>18318692
that'd be hilarious

>> No.18318742
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Why yes, I would like to place an order for 10,000 more RTX shares, how did you know?

>> No.18318743

>>18318257
TVIX

>> No.18318753
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>>18318696
its the next pepsico so

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Can anyone redpill me on GUSH? I don't know why it is hyped up so much, only thing I could tell is that is is some sort of leveraged ETF and for some reason it keeps falling. Why are anons saying to hold this shit rather than play with it up and down by the day like SDOW or something?

>> No.18318761

why is there so much traffic on WTI just above 26$?
why are so many people selling?

>> No.18318763

biz tell me literally any stock that isn't experiencing fake bump and I'll buy it.

>> No.18318764
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18318764

UH LIRA

ARE YOU OK?

can someone knock on greece's door for a welfare check???

>> No.18318769

>>18318755
Same reason people are holding SQQQ, because they’re retarded

>> No.18318774

>>18318763
MRO

>> No.18318775
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18318775

>GOLD on a MOON MISSION
We're feasting tonight boys

>> No.18318781
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Bears you ready for the rip up at end of day? Jeromes warming up the printers.

>> No.18318783

>>18318753
Sooo tempting
but you never DCA up!

>>18318761
Opec delayed emergency meetinng

>> No.18318788

>>18318763
AMZN
friend told me they’ve had to fix the website in the middle of the night almost every day for the past month because of 2x expected traffic

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>>18318764
How has the USD been holding up throughout all the Fed printing?

>> No.18318790

>>18318783
>Opec delayed emergency meetinng
AGAIN?

>> No.18318794

>>18318775
I'd sell all my stonks (4 shares of TWTR) for a fucking publix in my city

>> No.18318796

>>18318763
Oddly enough Cloudflare

>> No.18318798

>>18318775
surely paper gold is about to crumble, right? not sure why i'm holding.

>> No.18318801

>>18318781
Monday EOD dumps retard

>> No.18318803

>>18318041
>he bought SQQQ at 29 fucking dollars
The general consensus is you buy at 24 dollars AT THE MOST
Lurk more before you get into ETFs

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>Why yes, I did buy 100 AAL shares, how did you know?

>> No.18318809
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>>18318742

>> No.18318814

>>18318789
Very well, especially considering deflation is a very real danger and much more difficult to deal with.

>> No.18318815

>>18318664
The colored indivithings are already rioting in places like london and many countries which went on lockdown refuse to enforce it in colored neighborhood for fear of riots.

>> No.18318820
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I just went all in on corn and oil, I'm going to leave it alone for a few years. I just cant take the stress of trading. Did I fuck up?

>> No.18318821

>>18318775
>14040 calories for 50$
insane

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>>18318742
>Mine hasn't updated from RTN can't buy.

>> No.18318828

Keep calm and buy SQQQ

>> No.18318830

>>18318809
Did anyone even get killed by a bite in that one?

>> No.18318832
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>>18318783
how about, you can buy JJSF

>> No.18318840
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18318840

QQQ 5/1 185, yov're welcome fellow bvllchads.

>> No.18318843

>>18318783
So you never buy a stock that is going upward, but you feel isn't close to where you can make profit?

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>>18318828
Don't fucking do this anons, I did this and wiped out my 15% gains down to a 20% loss. Fuck SQQQ, never bet against the market

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>>18318809
I really miss this garbage.

>> No.18318858

>>18318832
The home of the one and only ICEE?!

>>18318821
Why would you even break it down into cal/$ ? Protein/$ would be more important I’d think.

>> No.18318861

>>18318826
well the good news is you'll still get all these dank profits

Wealthsimple? Mine hasn't updated either

>> No.18318864

>>18318763
Home depot or Lowes. Shit has been packed every day for the last month. Nothing else to do but housework when everything else is shut down

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SYY good long term buy?

>> No.18318871
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>>18318832
And give her a bigger hat!

>> No.18318875

Hey you. Yeah, you.
I know you're reading this.
You, the guy owning TVIX.

What were you thinking?
Were you so greedy that you thought volatility would go up from here?
50, 60, 70 on the VIX and you didn't blink when buying in?
Hit a few circuit breakers while capitulating and you thought that'd become the norm?

Look, you know this doesn't end well.
You're gambling and it's a losing bet.
You can keep praying that this is just a short bull trap, that this is just a momentary setback.
Keep waiting for those blood red -9% days to come back.
You know they aren't.

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>>18318238
https://youtu.be/HusewgIe_1k
>On the Beach (1959)
>A US submarine is on patrol when the Northern Hemisphere is destroyed by atomic war. They land in Melbourne, Australia where they live with the rest of the city which has less than 12 months to live.

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>>18318830
No, just nibbles

>> No.18318880

>>18318864
Short Lowe’s

>> No.18318881

>>18318840
pretty good bait for retarded bulls who will think this unnatural growth spike will last long enough for them to profit as well.
Good job though anon

>> No.18318884

>Place GTC order for Tesla early in morning for 505 or better. Tesla dips below 505.
Check positions, no Tesla.
>ThinkorSwim: lololololololol order cancelled
>Place order again: hueehuehuheuehuehu canceled

>Place call on DHT for 5.75 strike
>lolololololol order cancelled

Why? If I put in a fucking GTC order, then why the fuck do you cancel it? GTC means fucking GTC! Is every platform this shit? Are they getting too many orders and bumping out shit to save RAM? I want it kept in the system until I goddamn change my mind.

>> No.18318886

>>18318861
212 trading

>> No.18318892

>>18318840
based if you actually initiated the position on Thursday/Friday when the virus data plateaued. Gay if you're a lucky permabull.

>> No.18318898

>>18318866
Yes Indubitably

>> No.18318902

>>18318844
I made $200 off of it
>>18318857
Manga still ongoing. Arachnid sequel is out to.

>> No.18318905

>>18318051
SPY, buy and hold until we retire

>> No.18318909

>>18318884
>(((thinkorswim)))
That's why.

>> No.18318915

>>18318858
>why cal/$
permabull, huh?

>> No.18318928

>>18318884
I've had my limit buys on LMT not go through even though it fucking went below.

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>>18318051
VTSAX, buy and hold until retirement
>>18318905
Also acceptable, as well as SCHB

>> No.18318936

>Sold put
>Bearbro triggers it without breaking even meaning I still keep 15 dollars and get assigned stock, same stock is now up 10% above strike price
Thank you for funding this wonderful moment bear bros. Would you like your stock back?

>> No.18318947

>>18318876
Great flick. I love the (apocryphal) quote attributed to Ava Gardner about Melbourne being the perfect place to make a film about the end of the world. Can confirm, I grew up there.

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>>18318877
oh my!
do they use that one line in like every chapter?

>>18318876
Oh! A friend told me about this one a long time ago! Supposed to be good.

>>18318843
not lately... usually ends up burning me, and if I'm patient I can buy for even less. I've been trimming just above breakeven lately, probably too eager to trim but I didn't think this was over. Could it really be the worst is over? I'm skeptical.

>>18318915
no but isn't that more important? Otherwise you could just feed everyone sugar and fat, which should be cheap.

>>18318929
I prefer SCHX and VIG to that shit

>> No.18318953

what the fuck was that

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>mfw holding AMD since 43

>> No.18318962

>>18318905
Buy, hold and sell covered calls on

>> No.18318964

>>18318571
>step sister lesbian anime/manga
>it sucks
It doesn't seem like that could be possible

>> No.18318967

>SPY covered calls every 3 days

literally how is this not free theres no way to lose on this shit

>> No.18318972

>>18318909
>>18318928
Why does it do this shit? Like why can't I do simple shit like long term. Like "Oh I want to buy this if it dips, even sometime this year",
ToS: lolololololool no you have to check EVERYDAY

The fuck platforms are you guys using? ToS's charts are great but the UI is fucking autism boomer trash. I just want decent charts, muh bollinger bands and non-shit options UI

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>>18318949
Not every chapter just in big finishing moves.

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>>18318957
>tfw bought AMD at $47
At least I bought MSFT at $151

>> No.18318986

>>18318171
Bearish signal. Tuesday will be red.

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>>18318978
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>>18318978
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NEW THREAD

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So really, when is this market going to dump? These percentages are laughable, even delusional bullfags have to realize that profit taking is going to happen. You can't have so many struggling industries sporting +20% stocks in 1 day. Are we really going to rally this up and wait untill tomorrow?

>> No.18318998

China has almost no new cases and their active cases are coming close to 1000.
Do they have medicine and do not want to share with the US so the US can collapse and they can buy all the assets?

>> No.18319001

>>18318964
Watch it yourself. It's not that lenghty. Report back tomorrow.

>> No.18319003

what the FUCK just happned??????
>AMZN

>> No.18319038

>>18318998
the medicine is suppressing the true number of reported cases

>> No.18319063

>>18318972
The kicker is I've have orders sit and it gets me the exact price so don't fucking know what today was about. Have to manually.market buy twice today while my ktos went through.

>> No.18319069

>>18318991
That's what I'm staring at with CCL right now. Mooned off being forced to sell an 8% stake in the company to Saudis at a steal. First of all, what the fuck is the celebration about, and second how is the support at the top this strong. I'm hoping for an EOD dump at this point, but the truth is I'm not really sure and I'm hedged to the gills with a twitchy finger over the sell button.

>> No.18319073

>>18318796
What are your thoughts on selling a put to move into holding it long?

>> No.18319130

>>18318462
Buy bonds. What could go wrong?

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>>18319069
Same, I am contemplating a small hedge at this point. A few stocks aren't being retardedly pumped atm, can depend on small losses at worst if the market goes silly up tomorrow too or doesn't dump EOD. This is all just so silly right now that nobody has to actually buy this. It isn't spread even these gains, it is literally the most troubled industries sporting all the growth.

>> No.18319225

>>18319038
purple pill me the real numbers

>> No.18319296

>>18318826
i had the same problem when i tried to buy last week.

>> No.18319386

>>18318998
about 20 chinese I know are saying it's way worse than their state media is reporting to them. but when I ask if any of their friends or family have died, they all said, "no"; so I'm not sure how bad it is.

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>>18318340
Can't have a pandemic if you don't test