/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18316259]

New bull market, 2030 edition!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Prior thread: >>18315117

[Anonymous No.18316278]

I've lost everything

[Anonymous No.18316279]

>>18316259
i am convinced that paper trading accounts are connected to a reverse BOG server. it is the only time any of my plays work, but i guarantee if i executed these trades on my real account they wouldnt.

[Anonymous No.18316287]

If the saudi's are gonna bail out CCL i'm in on it

[Anonymous No.18316290]

Please go down

[Anonymous No.18316293]

Posted in the other thread.
All short now!

[Anonymous No.18316294]

behold

[Anonymous No.18316296]

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18316297]

I'm so tired, should I buy puts now or wait a bit. This is still an obvious bear market that needs to get some downward momentum.

[Anonymous No.18316299]

NOOOOOOOOOO GO DOWN CLOWN MARKET, SELL YOU STUPID FUCKING BOOMERS, YOUR POSITIONS WILL GO TO ZERO WITH INFINITE BANKRUPTCIES

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18316300]

Wait apparently the virus is real.

[Anonymous No.18316304]

>>18316287
Saudis want CCL to go bankrupt and turn the ships into tankers.

[Anonymous No.18316305]

Bank (Bull) Run

[Anonymous No.18316311]

So if CCL is being Saudi pumped is RCL just pumping out of association

[Anonymous No.18316315]

>>18316296
see you next quarter

[Anonymous No.18316317]

>>18316259
>>18316278
Same. I was up $6k for the year. I lost all of that and an additional $3k. Every move I make, the market does the opposite. I'm going to sit this one out now.

[Anonymous No.18316316]

CCL RCL +25%
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.18316327]

who /boughtthebottom/ here? r*ddit need not apply

[Anonymous No.18316328]

God damn nit, why didn't I listen to the anon who told me to buy KOS. I could have made some nice short gains. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.18316334]

My friends, whats a good oil ETF to buy covered calls for?

[Anonymous No.18316337]

SQQQ BROS...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18316338]

>>18316327
What bottom?

[Anonymous No.18316343]

You have been visited by the Tomahawk of Gains. High dividends and blood money will come to you, but only if you post "thank you RTX!"

[Anonymous No.18316346]

>>18316334
AMLP

[Anonymous No.18316348]

>testing resistance again
LETS NOT GET TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.18316354]

>>18316327
Right here
>t. time traveler from June

[Anonymous No.18316356]

>tfw down $1500
should have stuck to theta gang baka

[Anonymous No.18316358]

>>18316317
>Buy stonk - Instantly crashes
>Sell - Instantly goes back up
Meme magic was right. Maybe I should announce what I do next time to help fellow anons out.

[Anonymous No.18316362]

>>18316327
feels good bro, still laughing at the neverbottomers

[Anonymous No.18316364]

>UK prime minister in hospital for almost 24 hours
>Government refuse to comment on his health

[Anonymous No.18316366]

cHiNeSe ViRuS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnX_iWAG6W4

[Anonymous No.18316368]

Watching Anime and reading Manga makes you better at trading.

[Anonymous No.18316369]

>>18316338
23 March

>>18316354
based

[Anonymous No.18316370]

>>18316348
will we see fulfilled prophecy of a bull trap

[Anonymous No.18316371]

>>18316337
Must be nice having only a leveraged etf, you’ll never see the the enraging -100% on a position

[Anonymous No.18316373]

>>18316259
I sold all my positions at a lose and went all in on Boeing. Fuck this bullshit Jewish ponzi scheme of a stock market.

[Anonymous No.18316378]

>>18316364
he's gonna brexit soon isn't he

[Anonymous No.18316385]

did the fed balance sheet hit 10 trillion yet

[Anonymous No.18316389]

>>18316338
It is now my firm belief that the March 20th/23rd bottom was an algorithm flash crash and we won't retest it

We 1987 recovery now

[Anonymous No.18316388]

>>18316337
I was going to sell last Friday, but it was going up so quick until that Nigger Jerome intervened. Now I'm sitting at $-7/share loss so far.
Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.18316390]

>>18316327
Reddit has been averaging down on 220 SPY puts since April 1st

[Anonymous No.18316391]

>>18316337
How does SQQQ work? Can I hold it like a regular stock as a hedge against a reversal?

[Anonymous No.18316392]

>>18316368
post her feet

[Anonymous No.18316393]

Quite a massively green day, think i'll wait till tomorrow to really load up on stocks since it may retrace a bit

[Anonymous No.18316394]

Why is this market up when lockdown is being extended to the end of May?

[Anonymous No.18316396]

>>18316336
that's what i figured. we'll see what happens next time i get bored enough to do it. also i was right btw, hope someone out there besides me made money: >>18316009 note the timestamp.

[Anonymous No.18316398]

I'm dying

[Anonymous No.18316403]

>>18316369
That wasn’t even close to the bottom
>t. Time traveler from July

[Anonymous No.18316405]

>there are anons in this thread right now that didn't pick up lots of cheapies and call options
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18316406]

>>18316373
they still build airplanes that fall out of the sky

[Anonymous No.18316414]

>BA

[Anonymous No.18316416]

>Thinking part of Brain: Hey, Gamestop should be dying soon, think about getting some puts
>Part of the brain that is Skeptical about the Thinking part of the Brain: Last time you let the thinking part make a decision, you bought riteaid and they fucked you over when they did a Stock merger, back off, use that money to buy food
guess doing the opposite of what I think I should do is the right thing to do

[Anonymous No.18316418]

Should I be DRIPING my holdings or saving them for cash on the side? Also rate my portfolio bros I was focused on energy.

[Anonymous No.18316421]

>>18316378

De facto deputy prime minister hasnt spoken to him since he got admitted to hospital

[Anonymous No.18316422]

>made $200 in 3 hours
Why do I even go to work anymore?

[Anonymous No.18316425]

im so unhappy right now guys

[Anonymous No.18316426]

Why do stocks lie?

>I'm mooning!
>lol nah

>After every big surge there is a drastic pull back!
>lol nah, I'm just going to go down a little and piddle around an even number for awhile

>I have fucking CRASHED, the lowest you've seen me at in months
>But hey looks like people are buying and I'm going to go back up to the average
>lol nah, I still got more to drop

[Anonymous No.18316428]

>>18316405
as soon as i buy call options it will tank

[Anonymous No.18316430]

>>18316389
March 23 was fair pricing, were inflated now, bottom is down 10k

[Anonymous No.18316431]

>>18316373
boeing equity is going to get wiped out once the details of the bailout are communicated

[Anonymous No.18316433]

>>18316394
Short positions and algos baiting each other for the gigadump on Thursday

[Anonymous No.18316434]

>>18316373
Not a good idea. I think it's just down for boeing. They have a bad workplace culture.

[Anonymous No.18316435]

I know the market theories, I know the FED, but how the FUCK the market can be that fucking green today? It makes no fucking sense

[Anonymous No.18316439]

You win today, bulls. My SRTY is destroyed. But mark my words, smallcaps WILL die.

[Anonymous No.18316442]

>>18316394
Niggers gotta eat

[Anonymous No.18316444]

>>18316406
But the stock valuation goes up for whatever fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.18316445]

So, is it going to happen?

[Anonymous No.18316448]

Remember, the market moves in predictable ways

[Anonymous No.18316449]

>>18316368
Then why am I so bad at it?!

>FUCKING CUOMO SAYS THE CURVE MIGHT BE FLATTENING

Jesus Christ. I absolutely sold and shorted the bottom.

>>18316185
Lolno
I Just subscribe to the podcast, sunday one telly you what fda dates and earnings and important macro data and stuff are in the upcoming week, but I only listen to it if I already finished the economist, Barron’s, and FT daily updates.

[Anonymous No.18316454]

>>18316405
The only stock I bought at the EXACT bottom was BAM, but I've been scooping up stocks since then

I also bought RTN at the exact bottom but sold it to buy SQQQ like a dumb fucking bear

[Anonymous No.18316455]

>>18316392
THIS

[Anonymous No.18316463]

anyone entering SQQQ today so that they can sell this week when an inevitable retrace happens? not banking on a big crash anymore but still i'm thinking there will be a pull back

[Anonymous No.18316466]

>>18316391
there are maybe better tools to use as a hedge for downturns that u might want, like TMF or EDV. SQQQ is a very good product for a specific play on market direction going down. You dont want to get caught holding it long term if you dont know what your doing.

[Anonymous No.18316467]

>>18316394
lockdown is priced in

[Anonymous No.18316468]

>>18316435
Carnival is up 30% because some rag heads bought. I'm making money but it feels retarded.

[Anonymous No.18316471]

It's not really a big green day, yeah some stocks are up but 25% of 20 is still only 5$ compared to it being 100$+ stock a couple of months ago

[Anonymous No.18316472]

>>18316428
Go for the ones with later expiration dates and be ready to hold.

[Anonymous No.18316474]

>bought stock after hours at buying bid $9
>I check this morning and it's bought at $9.75
Damn, I wish I knew that's how it works. I feel like an idiot and lost some money.

[Anonymous No.18316476]

>>18316449
kek

[Anonymous No.18316477]

>>18316445
>1 mil bpd
This isn't even scratching the surface of the problem.
But you oilbros should ride the mooning for the next 24 hours

[Anonymous No.18316480]

>>18316448
WE TOLD YOU TO FUCKING DELETE IT!

[Anonymous No.18316481]

RUSSEL 2000 JUST HIT +8%

[Anonymous No.18316483]

>>18316445
what condition? north stream2? 1m is a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.18316484]

>>18316416
unironically who the fuck goes to gamestop to buy games anymore? you ever go in one in the past year? it's fucking depressing. also Steam and EGS exist.

[Anonymous No.18316488]

>>18316463
jerome is too powerful. soon he will start buying stocks. just accept the markets are completely retarded and go long

[Anonymous No.18316489]

>>18316394
Hold up. Is this recent news? Where?

Also for real, guys. /biz/ is being positive about market going up moreso than being bearish. Load up on shorts and leveraged ETF's, shit is gonna tank. Always do the opposite of the /biz/ consensus and you will make money.

[Anonymous No.18316495]

>>18316317
Listen carefully bud.
There is a reason you are failing.
First off you have no insurance and second you don't trade good companies.

For example if Etsy goes down and I'm long I don't care because I know the company is good and the market is wrong. Just a question of how long the market shows false info. Consequently if it goes up way too much in a day I shorted it, because it isn't rational. Keep at it but remember that capital preservation is more important than gains.

[Anonymous No.18316496]

>>18316389
Thing is 87 was technicals driven, this is a quarter long economic halt at the near top of a bull run. Asia is getting a second run at this, I suspect china is gonna lock down again soon. Very confusing situation.

[Anonymous No.18316502]

>>18316391
Look up etf decay

[Anonymous No.18316503]

>>18316391
You can only hold it for one day, otherwise you're fucked. You can survive holding it for maybe 2-3 days but that's pushing it hard.

[Anonymous No.18316505]

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18316524]

>>18316327
I bought uber at the bottom, sold at about 50% profit a couple days later. Then went all in on SQQQ & lost all that profit. My gut told me to buy uber, /smg/ told me to buy SQQQ. Lesson learned

[Anonymous No.18316528]

>>18316468
CCL is actually making moves in the market. Unlike the other companies. Maybe needed the debt issuance and raghead mini bailout. But its all positive news. I think the ragheads and debt purchasers have considered that 2020 is a write off for the cruise line industry

[Anonymous No.18316529]

>>18316484
So, the only places I found Gamestop had alot of foot traffic was at major malls, and those locations where shoved out the ass with crap like Funkopop, so I'm thinking they are slowly transitioning from a gamestore to a retail store that pretends to be cool and into games but they really aren't. Just like Hot Topic.

[Anonymous No.18316531]

>>18316524
Uber has even less of a reason to be at its price than TSLA

[Anonymous No.18316534]

GILD and VIR anyone? should i jump on them or are they inflated and priced in already

[Anonymous No.18316536]

You guys should really look at oil and tell me why it's a bad decision to invest in it in the long term.

[Anonymous No.18316538]

>>18316524
/smg/ is now telling you the stratospheric bull run has begun

[Anonymous No.18316539]

Zoom is getting obliterated right now because of the news but they're still going to be used in all sorts of classroom and business applications

is it time to get short term calls on zoom?

[Anonymous No.18316544]

>>18316524
what does your gut tell you now?