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how do I kill myself in the least traumatic and easiest way?

>> No.18315704
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>>18315695
Bears btfo

>> No.18315728
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stay on target bros. stay on target, bulls are weak.

>> No.18316966

put a plastic bag on your head
open the helium tank

>> No.18316991

become an alcoholic. it's what I'm doing, and it's fun!

>> No.18316994

Short game is a loser’s game whether you’re a bull or a bear. Stop pissing around and play the long game

>> No.18317033

>>18315695
car fums

>> No.18317167

>>18315695
You bet against the Fed, kid you're already dead.

>> No.18317214

>>18315695

By sawing your own head off with a rusty spoon.

>> No.18317248
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>>18315695
Don't.

Pick your sorry ass off the bottom and start climbing.

>> No.18317309

>>18315695
shave your pubic hair and wear shampoo for two weeks.

>> No.18317911

>>18317248
jesus doesnt want us. he wants chads.

>> No.18317942

>>18317911
Then be a chad, fag.

>> No.18318037

>>18315695
>bobo take your meds
told ya, several times

>> No.18318217
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>>18317911
He calls the sinners to repent.
Take the Christ pill

>> No.18318325

>>18315695
Things will get better, Anon.
You've been through worse and lived to tell the tale. You'll get through this, too. Just keep putting one foot in front of the other and keep moving forward, one step at a time.

>> No.18318338

>>18316991
that's the firkin spirit!

>> No.18318366

>>18317309
Does... does this work?

>> No.18318369

>>18316991
Based and sadpilled. Sippin’ on some Basil Hayden’s, what’s your poison anon?

>> No.18318371

>>18316991
Based and sadpilled. Sippin’ on some Basil Hayden’s, what’s your poison anon?

>> No.18318372

>>18318217
the dragon and the dude on the rock look like my dog getting excited when i come home from work

>> No.18318407

>>18318372
Based

>> No.18318489

>>18318369
Evan Williams ;).
>>18318338
cheers

>> No.18318511
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18318511

Jump from your bitcoin's price to your IQ

>> No.18318545

Can I make a serious comment.
If your going to kys you should do it in the most violent & shocking way possible.
That way, you will have some built in resistance to the idea. Otherwise you just think suicide is the solution to every little problem. But really you should only do it when you have pretty much terminal cancer or things of that nature
PS. Jannies Im talking them OUT OF suicide, fuck off

>> No.18318561

>>18318489
I’ll cheers to that

>> No.18318584

>>18316991
Won't be so fun once cirrhosis hits

>> No.18318723

>>18315695
Tell your family you’ve been feeling the need to take off and start a new life and that you love them.
Get a ride to somewhere that has pigs. Slit wrists and hop in pig pin when you’re feeling sleepy.
Pigs will eat anything and everything.
Congrats you’ve just vanished never to be seen again. Also congrats on being dead.

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>>18318217
>Be Jesus
>You die painfully in the cross, tortured to death actually
>Everybody brings and shows you that tool of torture, you are reduced to equivalent of the roman electric chair as a symbol
>T... thanks

>> No.18318787

>>18318545
>>18318723
Been sitting here tryin to gather the courage but survival instinct is way too strong. They make this shit impossible. how the fuck do so many suicides happen when its this hard?

>> No.18318959

>>18318584
If I never find out I have cirrhosis, do I ever actually have cirrhosis anon?

>> No.18318985

>>18315695
carbon monoxide with no surprises by radiohead

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>>18315695
take a ton of sleeping pills and however many hard drinks you'd like and twist a plastic bag on your head at your sleepiest.

>> No.18319046

>>18315695
Thanks for the short signal.

>> No.18319159

>>18316991
Until you start shaking every time you go without alcohol

>> No.18319241

>>18318739
Mommy gib milkies!

>> No.18319327

>>18315695
Suicide.

>> No.18319335

>>18315695
if you live in burgeristan guns, if you live in yurop opiates