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>10 million people unemployed
>bull market

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>>18313661
clown woOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrld

>> No.18314069

>>18313661
DOW is backed by unemployment

>> No.18314077

AI takeover
seethe moar, wagies

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>>18313661
>INFINITE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18314103
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>bull market

>> No.18314123
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What the fuck is happening

>> No.18314145

>>18314103
it's about to bust through and go to 280 by EOW

>> No.18314151

>>18313661
I’ll say it louder for the retards in the back.

10 million minimum wage cucks that can just work at chipotle instead of wendys when this all blows over in a month isn’t going to tank the economy. The floor is already in and we’re going back to 330.

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why work if the economy is starting to going well/recovering without jobs?

>> No.18314169

>>18313661
Unemployed people have more time to buy stocks

>> No.18314172

>>18314123
Money being parted from fools

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>>18313661
wagesluts btfo
who else /rich NEET/ master race??

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>>18313661
It's incredibly funny how disconnected the stock market is from the actual economy. Yet the stock market is used as a measurement of economic growth by economists and politicians alike.

>> No.18314179

>>18314103
B-but I thought this was a dead cat bounce and it was going to keep crashing like le Great Depression?!??

>> No.18314181

>>18314123

wall street and the smart money see through the media hype. the US just peaked, world deaths just peaked, it's all sunshine and back to normal from here. Trump was right - back to normal by Easter. DOW 25k EOW

>> No.18314197

>>18314151

Your arrogance blinds you. All the minimum wage cucks spend their money as soon as they touch it and produce sales. If they're not doing that pretty much everything is going to turn in shit quarters.

You talking about how important you are compared to them just exposes you as an insecure and arrogant man.

>> No.18314198

>>18313661
it's priced in
zoom out

>> No.18314215

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYBODY IS GETTING THE FLU!

I love it when /biz/ schizo’s get blown the fuck out. You idiots are always losing money. SELL SELL SELL lmao, get FUCKED!

>> No.18314234

>>18314215
Yes everyone not working is very bullish. Surely the government will give the all clear in a couple of more weeks.

>> No.18314259

>>18314215
This feeling I have now is exactly the feeling when I sold and shorted in the end of January. It will continue to go down until this passes.

>> No.18314274

>>18314181
I mean, even with things going "back to normal," the 10 million unemployed don't just magically get back to CONSUUUM levels and all the shops that had to close down for good won't magically get back on track.

>> No.18314305

>>18314274
This is really bad. The reason people are buying in is because they’re programmed to “buy the dip” but what they are going is attempting to catch a falling dagger.

>> No.18314307

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B-BUT MY MEE MAW HAS THE VIRUS AND I LOST MY JOB AT STARBUCK’S! AND I MADE 30 POSTS ON 4CHAN ABOUT HOW BADLY DRUMPFT HAS HANDLED THIS AND HOW MUCH WORSE EVERYTHINF WILL GET AND HOW THERE IS NO CURE! WHY ISN’T THE MARKET REACTING TO MY IMAGINED REALITY!!!!!!???????

/biz/ blown the fuck out once again. You idiots love losing money

>> No.18314321

>>18314234
>>18314259
Please, please keep losing money. I’m begging you. You’re right, anon! You’re so right! Please keep losing money.

>> No.18314330

>>18313661
>5k - "It will dump to 1k"
>6k - "It will dump to 1k"
>7k - "It will dump to 1k" <- You're here
>8k - "It will dump to 1k"
>9k - "It will dump to 1k"
>10k - "It will dump to 1k"
>...

>> No.18314334

>>18314178
The future value of stocks are what is the main driver for the current price.
There have been a lot of good Corona virus news recently, 1) first wave of quarantines are gonna end in a month or two, 2) the extend of the health crisis seems to have peaked, the projected mortality rate have gone down significantly over the last couple of weeks. 3) as of now, then there are no secondary collapse, most banks and large corporations appear to be able to ride it out.

>> No.18314335

>>18314178
Stock market is a measurement of economic growth (for the wealthy). The wealthy will always make money during economic downturn because they have the capital to take advantage of everything on a discount.

Markets are hard to manipulate while everything is normal. When everything is uncertain, it's pitifully easy to pump and dump without any legal ramifications because "the market was just so uncertain, I put billions in and it's just coincidence that I pulled them out after the middle class sheep thought my pump was a bullrun!"

>> No.18314341

>>18313661
I am not wrong, its the markets that are wrong.

Shit will drop again once all the bears' positions have been liquidated.

>> No.18314345

who tf is using lyft right now??

>> No.18314358

>>18314274

why not? the government is backing loans to small businesses that continue to pay payroll for up to 8 weeks. once the lock down ends, everything will open back up and people will be dying to spend their money on "going out" having fun buying new clothes for summer, etc.

>> No.18314359

>>18314321
I’m up. I’ve held my short position since the end of January. I’m not playing these swings. That’s how you get jewed. We are trending down and will continue to trend down.

>> No.18314363

>>18314341
it seems like they're letting this do anything but crab.

>> No.18314385

>>18313661
ALREADY PRICE IN!

>> No.18314406

>>18313661
>BA shutdown one of its factories
>up by 9%
You can't make this hit up. Once this bubble bursts it will be a real despair.

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>it's priced in bro

>> No.18314497

Guys
What if the rich gets richer by spending Trumpbux on stock
And the poor stays poor by spending it on McD deliveries

>> No.18314704

>>18314181
You fucking shitty mongoloid. It should take years to get back to normal. You cant pump indexes back to ath and pretend like nothing happeneded you absolute fuck.

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>10 million people unemployed
>bull market

>> No.18314788

>>18314497
It's not about personal choice it's about margins. If your maintenance costs (costs of living) are 8% of your annual revenue instead of 80%, then you can grow your wealth at a vastly higher percentage. The fact that many poor people make stupid decisions is just the icing on the cake

>> No.18314816

>>18313661
But of course, the job creators won't have to pay wages anymore and that's very good for profits.

>> No.18314859

>>18314497
this is it
if you're already rich, you have unlimited access to cheap credit, so equities are going to all have high p/e ratios and houses in any city are going to have high cost/rent too
if you're poor, you're stuck paying for a high cost of living that only benefits the rich with little ability to save and invest

>> No.18314876

>>18314334
>There have been a lot of good Corona virus news recently, 1) first wave of quarantines are gonna end in a month or two, 2) the extend of the health crisis seems to have peaked, the projected mortality rate have gone down significantly over the last couple of weeks.

That's so lame. I wanted a happening, not a mini vacation.

>> No.18314894

Accumulate REFR

>> No.18314897

>>18314735
globally stock markets are down 5 trillion
central banks have added 10 trillion in liquidity

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>10 million shitty service jobs that can be automated
>bearish

>> No.18314987

>>18314899
Cool. That's still 10 million people out of work, though.

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>>18313661

>> No.18315022

>>18314987
The people do not matter anymore.

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>>18313661

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>>18314179
Well we've already tanked as hard as during the great depresison. The last time there wasn't a killer virus involved though; lett's see how much lower it can go.

>> No.18315109

>>18314899
yeah because we totally live in the jetsons future with robot waiters and maids and shit. fuck off

>> No.18315197

>>18314704
Why not? It's what's happening right now.

Business' will open back up by the end of the month, the virus will die down like it always does, and we'll just keep doing up like we always do :^)

>> No.18315206

>>18314987

>muh value theory of labor

The average worker doesn't add value to a company. Some even subtract value through wages and inefficient practices (looking at you middle management).

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>>18313661

>> No.18315250

>>18315206
kys jew

>> No.18315293

10 years of a bull market and nothing saved to live off for a month

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i cant go up any longer right , i should go down soon.

>> No.18315445

>>18315250
>kys jew
Kys kike

>> No.18315473

>>18313661
It's the exact same signal as we had before Corona hit the US.
I don't know if you guys remember but there was a point where all of China was locked down, and Apple announced they were going to miss their earnings guidance, and their stock went UP.
It's time to go short boys.

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>>18313661

>DUDE BENEFITS AND VACATION MONEY
>DUDE I *OWN* MY POSITION EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN WORK HALF THE HOURS I'M PAID FOR
>DUDE NEW YORKER URBANITE ACCENT DRIPPING IN CONDESCENSION
>LOOK AT MY DEGENERACY GIMMICK I'M A TRANNY/SOIBOI/CRIPPLED RETARD/WOMAN AND I FUCKING ****OWN IT*****
>LOOK AT MY RESPECTIVE GIMMICKS MY VAGINA/NEOVAGINA/WIGS/DRESS/WHEELCHAIR/POOR PHYSIQUE/BALDING PATE/SMALL PENIS/UGLY COUNTENANCE/INCREMENTS OF PROGRESSIVELY MORE ODIOUS FETISHES/MORBID OBESITY/MARXIST RHETORIC
>TAKE THAT TRADITIONAL PRODUCTIVE ALT RIGHT FUCKTARD BUMBLEFUCK CHUCKLEFUCK RUCKLEDUCK [non sexist, transphobic or homophobic insult here] MARKET WATCHING IDIOTS LMFAOOOOOO

hate hate hate hate hate

There's nothing I hate worse than pretentious parasitic wagie faggots who get their position through the meekness of others and their grossly stupid fucking midwit hangers on who say the economy shouldn't function when Jamal can't get a check for physically being inside an office wearing a suit and doing literally nothing else besides helping meet diversity quotas or Karen who talks about synergy making a manager's wage.

MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES MASS GRAVES

Kill them fucking all PLEASE

>> No.18315520

>>18315473
>he thinks the stock market is correlated with underlying economic conditions

thye gonna pump it bitch

>> No.18315562

>>18315197
>Business' will open back up by the end of the month, the virus will die down like it always does, and we'll just keep doing up like we always do :^)

that's how we know it's not priced in. people are still deluded, we are in "return to normal" phase of the meme graph.

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>>18315477
Very based, I was hoping there would be more deaths than a mere 50k. Corona chan is a blessing, please let us reach 10mil

>> No.18315570

>>18314158
Why bother sending out trumpbucks if we are going to be back to normal in a month like Kudlow keeps saying?

>> No.18315676

>>18314197
Not him but yes I don’t think McJobs and Stacycashiers are any important part of the economy. That guy Bob who owns 3 small firms down the block probably generate more sales than entire minimum-wage apartment combined, just by purchasing his shiny new corvette.

All these unemployed would spend neetbux on essentials, and then have maybe $80 of excess to blow on Amazon. Their disappearance affect nothing of the current market.

>> No.18315702

>>18314358
This

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>>18315109
>wagecuck that lost his job is seething
lmaoing at ur lyfe

>> No.18315733

Do you really think any of those 10 million people were buying bitcoin or buying stocks?

No they pay for weed and cellphone bill's and grocerys

>> No.18315756

>>18315570
Most people, as in, more than 50%, don't have enough money to go 1 month without paychecks.

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B-BEARS BTFO!!!!! YOULL REGRET SELLING!!!

>> No.18315778

>10 million out of work
>doesn't realize their going to use this for more gibs
>UI claims gonna bankrupt many states
>gonna see even more AOCs, Commie mommies and Bernie's

Yeah it's not looking good

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>>18313661

>> No.18315795

>>18315676
Yes anon but where do you think the money generated by those firms comes from? They're called wage slaves for a reason, everyone needs the essentials and that's where the cash flow comes from. Everyone buys the same basic things at first (toilet paper, food, soap, etc.) but luxury items are only bought after basic needs are fulfilled. The difference between

Although in the middle of this I just thought that in the end most of these jobs aren't even needed in the first place. HR workers, cashiers, "analysts", etc. Very soon all of these will be automated not to derail the conversation but how are we going to deal with a world where a majority of people and their work aren't needed to keep the economy turning? Do we keep glorified office monkey positions as a symbol to modern slavery just to keep the facade of a functioning country? Or do we unironically introduce things like UBI

>> No.18315890

>>18315795
Yeah but we never needed a huge number of the bullshit jobs out there. What’s changed?

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we go 10% higher and I'm literally losing all my money

>> No.18315946

>>18315890
Well I'd like to think that the jobs that "arent needed" exist only because of a lack of trust between two parties. IE cashiers exist to ensure the proper payment is deducted from customers, HR reps exist to do paperwork because middle management is incompetent and can't be trusted, law firms exist because nobody trusts each other.

Now imagine if say there were a project that could eliminate that somehow. We're all going to be very rich

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>>18315946
Ah you’re one of those guys. Good luck to you with your internet tokens fren

>> No.18315975

>>18314358
Because there are 10 million unemployed. These people aren't on a payroll. This Thurs we will see the number go up substantially

>> No.18315990

>>18315973
Thanks bro, still up 200%

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This is just the beginning of a longer, drawn out economic crisis, perhaps even a geopolitical one. There is no going back to the pre-coronavirus world.
Systemic risk has been building in the credit and financial markets since 2008. None of this is priced in. We are witnessing the most important economic happening of our lifetimes. The snake has begun to consume itself. See you on the other side.

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>>18316026
Wrong.

>> No.18316102

>>18315477
Cringe

>> No.18316122

>>18313661
Barely any earning reports this week compared to last week and next week, next week will be bloody red

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>>18316045
The era of low vol is over. The era of high vol and secular bear has begun.

>> No.18316219

>>18316026
Yeah just wait until Q2 earnings when an avalanche of convevants get breached in corporate bonds, and companies have to file for Chapter 11.

>> No.18316236

>>18314175
Neets ain't gettin these sweet Trumpbux stimulus checks

>> No.18316292

>>18315096
Not going to happen with those circuit breakers

>> No.18316313

>>18314151
And who buys products? I'll wait for you to get back to me on that.

>> No.18316351

Trump signed a EO making coronavirus go away. It’s going to be fine now.

>> No.18316523

>>18315927
You mess with the bull, you get the horns

>> No.18316559

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY NONESSENTIALERINOS! WE STILL NEED THEM DON'T WE? RIGHT? RIGHT? THE NON ESSENTIALS ARE ESSENTIAL? EVERYONE IS A BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE RIGHT?

>> No.18316633

>>18316313

You can buy products with welfare just as well as with minimum wage.

>> No.18316744

>>18316155
I said: priced in. Priced in to you sir.

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oh no its like the shitcoin bubble. we schould cut the backbones

https://www.submarinecablemap.com/#/

>> No.18317057

I bought in on amd just now. Should start to fall pretty dramatically as per my usual trend. Buy high sell low.

>> No.18317157

>>18315795
The end of capitalism is unironically the beginning of communism. Not even memeing
I don’t know what it would look like but it certainly isn’t going to be lifestyle of UBI and MUH Art and creativity
In fact people should loose creativity since there’s no real life problem to solve

McJobs industry is already fully capable of replacing everything to machine. Not to mention big buys like amazon or Uber they all have plans. Soon their market cap would be too big. Not even 1 2 million jobless can’t make an impact on the economy

>> No.18317159

>>18314358
You make it sound so simple.. this shit is all manipulated that's why its pumping.

>> No.18317201

>>18314345
Lyft does the electric scooters too. Those are still being used here in Denver a lot (even I use them sometimes when running out to the store for some quick things)
I assume that is helping them a bit

>> No.18317277

>>18314358
>everything will open back up and people will be dying to spend their money on "going out" having fun buying new clothes for summer, etc.

what money? the money that they don't have because they just got laid off.. the trumpbux will probably just go to bills.. you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

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>>18315477
based

>> No.18317333

>>18314330
start from 20K
end at 3k8 last week
and yes we are going to 1K

>> No.18317410

>>18314151
i have several doctors frens who had their jobs hours cut in half

>> No.18317421

>>18314358
>everything will open back up and people will be dying to spend their money on "going out" having fun buying new clothes for summer, etc.
So ignoring the fact that a plethora of businesses are actually shut down and most of these people have not had an income for two months, and millions presently do not actually have jobs when this whole thing is over, what makes you think that these people are going to be eager to spend on luxury goods instead of exclusively another layer of essentials to get them through Summer, since all of their Government Funbux goes to rent?

>> No.18317468

>>18317333

based

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>Ya so I just bought the dip dude.
>really? me too
>smart money thinks alike huh?

>> No.18317509

Back to work wagie. The boogaloo is cancelled lmao

>> No.18317535

>People think this is over
>Bulls think we're back
>Current projections from the hospital for my area in MA says we won't hit our apex until late May or June

We aren't even close to done

>> No.18317573

>>18313661
It’s gonna be 100 million soon. Rev up that 21st century depression bois we’re going parabolic

>> No.18317586

>>18317421
>what makes you think that these people are going to be eager to spend on luxury goods

The same reasons as always:
>gotta keep up appearances even neck deep in debt
>gotta keep up with the joneses

>> No.18317621

>>18317586
>>gotta keep up appearances

People won't be able to keep up with appearances since most people live paycheck to paycheck. That's how neoliberalism goes

>> No.18317644

>>18316313
we're not in a products market anymore, we're in the hyper-financialization market now. products are irrelevant all that matters is hedge funds and wall st. fuckery.

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>> No.18317746

>>18317509
>muh stonks are up that means the lockdowns end
anon...i...

>> No.18317772

>obvious bounce occurring
>m-m-m-m-uh clown world
>r-r-r-r-igged market
Kill yourselves newfaggots

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>zey know they are getting zee checks?
>pump eet
>zey bought in?
>release zee new strain
>dump eet
>zey tried saving their money and got zer job back?
>garnish zer wages
>continue with the plan

>> No.18317925

>>18315975
a lot of people are """""unemployed""""" like me, in the sense that they can't come in to work but as soon as the lockdown is lifted, boom we go right back to work. like a temporary layoff of sorts. so im getting unemployment insurance now and when this all blows over i go back to work and get my normal paycheck again. i bet a lot of people are in that kind of situation, at least for skilled labor. for unskilled labor, well... maybe you should have worked harder in school lmao

>> No.18317983

>>18317818
Wis ze plen

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how many people live in US again?

>> No.18318430

>exponential death growth
>stock market down
Fuck we're not gonna make it

>exponential death growth
>stock market up
We flattened the curve, boys

>> No.18318439

>>18313661
Based clown market

>> No.18318540

>>18317925

>as soon as the lockdown is lifted, boom we go right back to work

Are you implying that companies won't take this opportunity to trim the fat? Lel. Better start working on that CV bucko.

>> No.18318552

wow we sure are returning to normal aren't we guys

>> No.18318558

Shit hasnt hit the fan yet. Wait till people default on their loans. Everyones living paycheque to paycheque, wagies, landlords, small and big business. June will be around the time things will start going tits up. Until then itll just flag sideway.

>> No.18318610

>>18318552
the green arrows are pointing up anon

>> No.18318627

>>18318540
Some will probably just go under too. Like restaurants. I'm pretty sure almost all of them have razor thin profit margins and are in danger of going under at any given moment.
How can they possibly recover from this?

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>> No.18318637

>>18314123
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's what

>> No.18318643

its just now starting to come down

>> No.18318655
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>>18316236
>be NEET
>Worked for a few months in 2018
>all in LINK and going to be getting stimulus check AND another 1.5K from college grants because I made under poverty level income for that duration

>> No.18318689
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>>18318655
>be wagie
>make that 1.5k in a week

>> No.18318709

>>18318627

>razor thin profit margins

>Be me
>Own restaurant
>Buy eggs, tomato paste, onions and spicy peppers
>Make shakshuka for a grand total of 0.80 cts per plate
>Sell as a starter for 8 bucks
>Laugh

>> No.18318747

>>18318655
>tfw Canadian coronabux are more restrictive than the American version
Here you have to have worked at least a few months in 2019 AND you only count if you had a job in March and you lost 100% of your hours because of the virus. Anyone who didn't go from full employment to absolute zero employment just gets told to fuck off and deal.

Once again we get out-socialized by fucking America of all places.

>> No.18318780

>>18318709
>shakshuka

Wtf kind of third world bullshit is this? I can't even begin to guess what language of origin this is.

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>>18318709
>cts
>shakshuka
dude what

>> No.18318834

>>18313661
Brrrrrrrrapt

>> No.18318835

>>18314123
Long Story Short: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR combined with people realizing this pandemic is overhyped and we're going back to normal by the summer. Unless the second wave hits in Autumn and wipes the Chinks off the face of Earth. That would also be considered a happy ending in my book.

>> No.18318838

Who ready for hyper inflation?

>> No.18318993

>>18318540
>>18318627
i work for a multinational semiconductor corporation as an engineering technician, i think i'll be just fine kek. im not some skilless waiter at a diner lmao imagine not having a STEM-related college education.

>> No.18319247

>>18318709
Plus electricity, plus building, plus workers, plus plates, plus time and energy of your own

>> No.18319267

>>18318838
Makes no sense currently. I can't imagine being this stupid

>> No.18319316

>>18318643
source?

>> No.18319337

Another reason to not expect normie bucks ro skyrocket shitcoins. No new players in the markets, it's the same big boys and us retards circling around.

>> No.18319355

>>18314859
Facts
Got around this by living in small shit town for 2 years to build some investments.

>> No.18319396

>>18314358
Dude just loan money to cover the loans lmao

>> No.18319408

for the last time

markets only obey one thing
the buy | sell button

>> No.18319509

>>18318835
>and wipes the Chinks off the face of Earth. That would also be considered a happy ending in my book
The future would be saved.

>> No.18319991

>>18313661
It's a clown market not a bull market.

>> No.18320146
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>normie cattle find out they are worse that worthless
>normie cattle find out their participation in the make-work bullshit corporate world is actually detrimental to the economy
>normie cattle find out they are about to get 'coronad' by the government to keep the eternal bull run going
>normie cattle will sit in their homes and wait for the death squads to come

it's a beautiful day in the USA

>> No.18320203

>>18313661
The US stock market doesn't correlate to reality because trump has given wall street a blank cheque to do whatever they want.

>> No.18320212

>>18320146
>worse that worthless
how much has the Fed printed? I would say they're worth 150% of that looking at the 3 month chart.

Eventually either the Fed has to stop printing or the US becomes a failed state.

>> No.18320374

>>18319991
I like your attitude, please allow me to make the returns you think are overpriced at 22k.

>> No.18320637

>>18314334
>Imagine unironically thinking that ending quarantine in the middle of cases still happening will not cause this all over again. You guys are really faggots.

>> No.18321597

>>18315477
As someone who was briefly an employer (never making that mistake again), I wholeheartedly agree. FUCK wagies. Absolute fucking scum who deserve nothing.

>> No.18322501

>>18315477
based
the purge of meme jobs was long due