/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18296951]

Will you open a joint account after marriage?

[Anonymous No.18296960]

>>18296951
>2020 >marriage

[Anonymous No.18296963]

>>18296951
No

[Anonymous No.18296972]

>>18296951
It's a man baby!

[Anonymous No.18296973]

>>18296951
what is the allure of the marriage contract ?

[Anonymous No.18296975]

thats a man

[Anonymous No.18296994]

>>18296951
no, and you don't pass, faggot

[Anonymous No.18296997]

>>18296951
No fuck off you degenerate stoner

[Anonymous No.18297127]

>>18296951
Why would you want a marriage Anon?

[Anonymous No.18297133]

Only marry a woman with a higher income then yourself.
Gender roles have revered for monetary rules.
Men are pets with freedom. Get a woman that pays for your lifesytle and continue doing whatever you want.

That's been how women had it in the past but now it's the mans turn. Thanks feminism!

[Anonymous No.18297250]

what is this?
a joke?

[Anonymous No.18297289]

>>18296951
no, roasties naturally separate from money

[Anonymous No.18297300]

>>18296951
thats so obviously a man that I want to puke

[Anonymous No.18297317]

>>18297133
^This is me married an asian cutie dr who only wants good sex at night to relax

[Anonymous No.18297353]

>>18296951
Wow! She is so pretty. I want to snuggle up with her and give her gentle kisses on delicate cheeks :3

[Anonymous No.18297363]

>>18297353
You is gay.

[Anonymous No.18297417]

>>18296951
>marriage

its not the 80ies moron.

[Anonymous No.18297440]

>>18296951
no but i would open up a joint in her asshole if you get what i'm saying

[Anonymous No.18297446]

>>18296951
Im after marriage and no

[Anonymous No.18297509]

>>18296951
my brother did this, hes gonna get cucked eventually I tried to talk him out of it but he wouldnt listen.

[Anonymous No.18297542]

>>18297133
It's unironically this, for those who want to be in a couple anyway. Capitalism is inverting everything. And this is one of the few inversion that is not especially bad. It's in the (pretty average) movie Her (2013). Chris Pratt character in the movie is a jacked looser waiting a small job. His wife is a successful lawyer. This is how it's going to be in the future, for those who want to be in a stable relationship anyway. The guy is jacked, and either a looser, or successful, but he doesn't share his assets with his women. Assets are for yourself or your DNA tested children. Not for the women.

[Anonymous No.18297557]

>>18296951
Just get a prenup lmao

[Anonymous No.18297594]

>>18297363
I don’t see how liking a woman is gay, anon

[Anonymous No.18297648]

>>18296951
Sure, but I still maintain my other accounts for myself.

[Anonymous No.18297653]

>>18296951
Keep my own account, she keeps hers, open a joint account for us to both contribute towards large purchases like new car, house, holiday.

[Anonymous No.18297671]

Been with a girl for 4 years and she offered me a ring. I um took it but would not consider myself married.

Techno Chad reporting in and yes separate accounts and she pays half the rent. Maybe when you knock her up she might have a leg to stand on but until then she better pull her own weight

[Anonymous No.18297779]

>>18296951
>implying anyone wants to marry a 27 y/o incel (me)
I guess I might be good marriage material in a few years once the girls in my age bracket start going for guys whose bags are secure, but I'd rather die than be reduced to a paypig since that's what someone in my position can hope for at best out of a marriage.

[Anonymous No.18298528]

>>18297779
I was a chad and still became a paypig despite my relationship starting off with my now wife being incredibly loving and her family having a ton of money. Turns out they really didn’t and turns out because of how fucked up her dad actually is she was going to turn into a raging cunt all the time. But we have a kid so I just put her to work on childcare and she is a loving mother so that works out well at least. Point being fate can fuck you in your ass or treat you like a god, doesn’t matter who you are. I went from being a poor musician loving life to working some shitty startup job making a six figure salary waking up every day wondering where it all went wrong.

[Anonymous No.18299166]

It's imaginable that Blockchain may solve an issue like multi-signature wallets,DEFI may also be integrated in a similar way, there's much work in this space from likes of FInnexus, truly traditional investment needs to be changed

[Anonymous No.18299171]

yeah dude
I totally talk to women
really enjoyable experience

[Anonymous No.18299473]

>>18299171
kek

[Anonymous No.18299485]

>>18297440
i don't get wot ur saying fren

[Anonymous No.18299486]

>>18296951
>marriage??!?!?!?!?!?!
Fuck that. Too much paperwork.

[Anonymous No.18299848]

>>18296951
Wife and I share everything financially. In this day and age marriage has been reduced to a financial contract between the couple and the government. If you are not eye to eye on financial terms don't get married. Period.

[Anonymous No.18300247]

Already did, five years into marriage, one son and one dissapointment.

[Anonymous No.18300531]

>>18297557
t. complete retard

[Anonymous No.18300538]

>>18296951
that there be a man

[Anonymous No.18300673]

preexiting funds -> trust
funds post marriage -> consider 50% burned
there you go. now you can marry without fear.
you wont have a problem if you have abundance mentality + trust fund for emergency

[Anonymous No.18301813]

>>18297557
Is prenup actually useful?

[Anonymous No.18301825]

The only reason in 2020 you should get married is to secure an additional citizenship.

[Anonymous No.18301867]

>>18301813
no

[Anonymous No.18301873]

>Marry gf, both 32
>She is the only child of rich as fuck boomer parents
>Dad pays off our house
>Have 2 kids

Where will you be when I retire in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.18301972]

Is it weird that I'm happily married?

And no, I didn't want to open a joint a account. Keep your money separate, so she doesn't have to feel guilty about buying her shoes and shit and I can piss my money away in crypto. Though maybe if you want a joint savings to add a little bit to a month or whatever, that's fine. We haven't yet but probably will of the apocalypse ends

[Anonymous No.18302054]

>>18297133
My brother did this and it was the best decision of his and his wife's son's life.

[Anonymous No.18303062]

>>18297557
Prenups eventually expire and at that point she can "feel that the spark is gone" all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.18303329]

>>18301873
Are you attractive?

[Anonymous No.18303372]

>>18297133
this and >>18301873
>tfw 21 year old gf of 5 years is the only child of rich as fuck parents who will die soon
why doesn't everyone just do this? I will live a comfy life between her millions and my link stack.

[Anonymous No.18303397]

>>18297133
Check & based.

[Anonymous No.18304066]

>>18296973
Some aristocratic titles can be passed down to sons (Sirs) and daughters (Dames) only if they are conceived after the date of marriage. E.g. some minor European knighthoods (they convey Sir) work this way. Also, the wife will become Lady, she has to renounce her maiden name, her children will have only the surname of the father (no double surnames), and only sons can pass the title to the next generation.
> Statistically, there are no decent wife material not even for this
100% correct, finding exoplanets is easier and divorce-free

[Anonymous No.18304115]

>>18301813
only in Liberia and North Korea

[Anonymous No.18304148]

>>18296951
already did and have a sizeable chunk in there
if you're marrying someone you better trust them
maybe don't marry shitty people anon

[Anonymous No.18304657]

>>18297133
This was never my plan but it worked out that way for me. She makes almost twice what I do. She covers almost all of the household budget. I save money for larger investments. We will be retiring very early. Even sooner once link starts staking. 1k eoy dummies. Buy link btc and eth. We so fucking close anons

[Anonymous No.18304776]

>>18296973
A court can’t force a wife to testify against u.

[Anonymous No.18304785]

>>18297127
Tax write off

[Anonymous No.18305646]

>>18304776
>implying I would even tell a woman the current linkie price

[Anonymous No.18305682]

>>18296951
My wife's mother managed Jack Ma's investments and her family is rich as fuck so yes.

[Anonymous No.18305873]

>>18296973
Tax breaks.

[Anonymous No.18306102]

>>18296960
fpbp