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Anons.

Chink flu took my job. On Friday one of the senior managers threatened me that I may get fired next week. Monday tomorrow... Am shitting myself.
I was working from home but the kind of job we do, sales it almost impossible under the current circumstances and meeting strict targets which haven't even been lowered its close to impossible...
Luckily this was just a placement and next year am back at uni but still need to survive until then somehow...

Got around 2k£ in savings 1k£ in Crypto and been growing a small portfolio from 300£ to 700£ in the past two weeks.

Don't have to worry about rent for the next 3 months and reduced expenses to the minimum as preparation for the worse a couple of weeks ago...Also got around 4k non used credit cards available as an emergency.

Situation is fucked but I am thinking of this as an opportunity as I hated that shithole anyway.
Getting into e-whoring again on the side.

Any advice? Dunno stocks to short or any shills that may help me make some money?
Anything welcome but only fans and knee pads are not going to work kek.

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>>18295628
>Getting into e-whoring again on the side.
what the fuck?

one piece of advice: DO NOT GET INTO STOCKS, long or short.

you only invest money that you DO NOT NEED, which is not the case right now at all for you.

/thread

>> No.18295671

>>18295650
E-whoring. Basically you sell some slut pictures to horny men. Making them think you are the girl

>> No.18295685

>>18295671
kek, nice

>> No.18295700

SPY puts with some calls to hedge. IV dropped pretty low, should get bumpy again.

>> No.18295715
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>>18295628
just buy zano problem solved

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>>18295700
What platform you use for that?
UK based here.

>> No.18295740

sir I have a fantastic one time investment oppertoonity for you.

I AM PRINCE OF SOUTH LONDON
MY MAIN RESIDANCY IS IN LEWISHAM HIGHSTREET
MY FAMIlY OWN 10M + GBP$500,000,000 in highstreet family shops
LIKE PREMARK
BOOTS
and
HARRODS

If you would like to take my inherytence pls send 1k crypto and 2k saings
~
Prince Hambalgoor
the 2nd
(rip dad)

>> No.18295749

>>18295628
Just keep doubling your money every 2 weeks and you will have $20bn eoy

>> No.18295757

>>18295721
Saxobank, no idea if it's available in the UK post brexit.

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>>18295757
It is. Thanks anon!
Thought looks way more complicated that e-toro kek.

>> No.18295907

>>18295628
>e-whoring

Don't. You will regret knowing that you are selling lies to incels, if you are not a semite(kike or gypsy)