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18290777 No.18290777 [Reply] [Original]

I just quit my McWagie job. How do I profit off of this?

>> No.18290963

By finding more gainful employment.

>> No.18290970

>>18290777
You don’t you dumb fuck, you’re supposed to get fired Jesus

>> No.18290976

Unemployment duh. It’s 2020 we’re just printing money and giving it away now it’ll all end up fine trust me dude

>> No.18290980

why are they yelling at that horse

>> No.18291143

>>18290976
>Unemployment
Only works if fired
>>18290777
>quit
Retard

>> No.18291149
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>>18290777
>last month
>go to McDicks
>qt order taker compliments my shirt
>"thanks, y-you too"
>get food tray with food and accidentally walk out to my car with it instead of sitting at a table
>walk back inside
>put food tray on trash can next to door, hoping to avoid detection
>she saw the whole thing unfold
>walk back to my car trying to act as cool as possible and drive off
>tfw remembered that I left the food on the tray

>> No.18291349

>>18290777
>quit
>can't file for unemployment
>about to enter recession/depression

at least the grocery stores are "hiring"

>> No.18291369
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>>18290777
By investing your new free time in applying for this wonderful opportunity: https://www.amazon.jobs/en/business_categories/fulfillment-operations

Remember to keep all limbs and thoughts inside the cage at all times!

>> No.18292257

>>18291149
10/10 autism

>> No.18292317

>>18291149
canadians should be purged from this earth