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The real determiner of wealth is masks now. Report in! Who is the richest on /biz/?

+officer ranks
General: 500,001+ masks
Lieutenant general: 250,001 to 500,000 masks
Major general: 175,001 to 250,000 masks
Brigadier general: 125,001 to 175,000 masks
Colonel: 75,001 to 125,000 masks
Lieutenant colonel: 50,001to 75,000 masks
Major: 35,001 to 50,000 masks
Captain: 25,0001 to 35,000 masks
First lieutenant: 20,001 to 25,000 masks
Second lieutenant: 10,001 to 20,000 masks

+Non commissioned officer ranks
Sergeant major: 2,501 to 10,000 masks
Master sergeant: 500 to 2,500 masks
Sergeant first class: 151 to 500 masks
Staff Sergeant: 50 to 150 masks
Sergeant: 21 to 50 masks
Corporeal: 11 to 20 masks

+Enlisted ranks
Specialist: 6 to 10 masks
Private: 1 to 5 masks (all diy masks go here)

>> No.18290621
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>>18290605
>Lieutenant general
Reporting in you fucking GlowNigger
Come and get them

>> No.18290645

>>18290621
Kinda curious if there are any hospital admins on here that would give answers like that. I only have 27 masks.

>> No.18290685

>>18290605
Staff Sargeant here, but I invested my mask assets in my mother's nurse department

>> No.18290721

>>18290605
I am a CW1 with 5k GLOVES

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>>18290605
it would be a shame if those masks were to be garnished for the collective

>> No.18290874

>>18290621
I hope you get dronestriked

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are masks the thing now??? i went all in on toilet paper!

>> No.18291043

>>18290605
Specialist reporting in.
>>18291008
Bahaha I guess you made a "shitty" investment. Mask master race

>> No.18291057

>>18290605
I think I'm a corporeal. Haven't checked the box in a bit. I may even be sergeant. I use them for work though.

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>>18290605
nice try FBI

>> No.18291256

>>18290605
Wife and I got these fancy N99 masks from Australia that we ordered about a month ago with lots of replacement filters. They are pretty damn nice, have to say.

>> No.18291428

>>18290605
What is the conversion ratio for 6900 full face respirators with P100 fitlers (per filter), OVP95 with eye protection, and real N95's with front vent - not that beta shit in your picture.

>> No.18291564

>>18291428
You get automatically into the officer ranks if you have things better than an N95. After that you have to compare them by how many uses its equivalent to a disposable mask.

>> No.18291573

>>18291564
I actually have a half face respirator with a few cartridges. Never use it. I'm auto officer for that? Seem kinda weak.

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3M 8511 NIOSH TC-84A-1299 N95 master race reporting in

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This product is intended for professional/commercial use.
When you check out, you will be asked to verify that you are a professional/commercial user.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2U3TJo-988
>You cant buy it! You cant buy it!

>> No.18291623

Also reminder that many hospitals are not giving health care workers PPE's, even discouraging them in some cases, and in the best case they get one mask that they have to reuse all day, some even only get one mask per week. If you have even 3 masks right now, you're effectively richer than the majority of people who actually need it.

>> No.18291639

>>18291623
Dont forget to unironically wear diving goggles around and a sweater hoodie over your ears or that mask was pointless.

>> No.18291640

>>18291573
Well, yeah, but it costs a lot in autism points. You get ranked up for being willing to take a hit for that if you wear it in public.

>> No.18291656

>>18291640
>>18291573
Saw a guy in the grocery store with one, made me feel like the small dick in the room.

>> No.18291689

>>18291640
I got about 24 nitrile gloves too. Those I'm sweating stock on more. I do a lot of wood staining. My hands are gonna look grubby as fuck.

>> No.18291706

>>18291623
>you have even 3 masks right now, you're effectively richer than the majority of people who actually need it.
>actually need it.
I need it because I go outside you fucking retard.
>BUT MUH HOSPITALS
Fuck you it's my money.

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>>18291656
Actually, I saw a guy riding his bike with one. This thing is really bringing out the retard in normies. I could probably step out in an old time diving suit and not be the biggest sperg at the park.

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>>18291767
Someone should actually do this and record the results, get a generator going at the front of the shop.

>> No.18292301

>>18290605
corporal reporting

>> No.18292762

Staff sergeant reporting for duty. I knew this shit was coming and there would be a shortage of masks. I need masks for the work that I do so I bought about a year’s supply just before SHTF. I’m pretty sure I bought the last 2 boxes that my local Lowe’s had for sale. I’m not hoarding them, and they aren’t for sale. Even if the market gets flooded with masks I’ll still use the ones I have purchased. I need them for my work.

>> No.18292833

Staff Sargeant here. Bought them a while back.