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Hi guys, Femanon here, I really need your help. I told my bf I don't like sex but I like to make men happy with sex. The reality is he has a really tiny penis and won't shut up about decentralized oracles while we're doing it. It's really starting to bother me. What should I do? I don't really want to cheat on him, but I see no other way..

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>> No.18283129

buy link

>> No.18283147

Has he got a brother with LNK? You should foob him

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>>18283076
A relationship is all about compromise. Convince him to wear a strap-on and possibly ball-gag during sex. In exchange, roleplay as a new Cisco catalyst 9500 series network switch just ready to take his configuration commands via direct console connection insertion. Damn, that's some steamy shit right there.

>> No.18283372

>>18283076
Decentralized oracles? He’s a nulinker? Good man.