Laaaandieee

[Anonymous No.18279289]

Where you at landie? I know you hang out in these forums. Dont be shy :)

[Anonymous No.18279303]

>>18279289
I own my home, but I live in it. The county is my landlord.

[Anonymous No.18279318]

>>18279289
I hope that all the air bnb people go bust
but I also at the same time hope that my REITs survive and most people who live in their houses or rent actual living spaces make it though.
not the people who rent out Air bnb or short term apartments though fuck them

I paid my mortgage on the 1st

[Anonymous No.18279327]

>>18279289
>Landies
they all stopped posting after the 1st, some reason.

[Anonymous No.18279364]

LMAO I've been shooting my hot cum all over my walls in my apartment. Gotten around 35 full ballsack drains all over everything, just letting it sit there and crust over since the crisis started. Why? To see my jew bastard landlord kvetch when he sees "his" walls covered in liters of my seed. And I'll tell him to go shove it up his ass and get the fuck out because I AINT PAYING RENT AND YOU CANT EVEN EVICT ME KIKE! GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER'S MENORAH JEW BASTARD!

[Anonymous No.18279499]

>mfw not leveraged at all
>mfw buying out mortgagecucks for cheap
>mfw too BASED to lose anything

[Anonymous No.18279529]

>>18279289
>some manlet soiboi threatening to beat up who he thinks are predominantly elderly people
>he's doing it over twitter on top of that

[Anonymous No.18279548]

ahem

[Anonymous No.18279593]

>>18279364
>Tennant abuses 90 day no evict policy and no pays.
>landlord reports no pay to credit agencies
>you continue to shit up the place
>90 day passes and you get evicted.
>Landie files suit for damages to property
>default judgment because you never showed up be because you think he cant get blood from a stone
>try to rent new place
>every place denies you because you have 90 day no pay on report, an eviction, and a judgement.
>unable to get decent job because credit is fucked and you have a history.
BUT I SURE FUCKED THAT JEW OVER!!!

[Anonymous No.18279640]

>>18279593
>buy repossessed landie property from the bank
>never need to rent again
Laughing

[Anonymous No.18279701]

>>18279640
>Bank denies you purchase of house due to open judgment/lien against you.

[Anonymous No.18279707]

>>18279593
>kike landlord parasite defaults because none of his tenants pay, its just me and somalian tier niggers
>he overleveraged himself with debt up the asshole and mortgage forbearance means he has to make all of his payments at once in 3 months
>no money from scumbag tenants (me and the niggers)
>one of your apartments has literal semen coating the walls
>OY VEY ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH
>property is foreclosed while I just find another place in the boondocks because most slumlords dont give a fuck about prior evictions

[Anonymous No.18279724]

>>18279701
Don't think they will care if you are buying in cash

[Anonymous No.18279756]

>>18279707
>Jokes on you I can find another slum to live in

Cool...

[Anonymous No.18279765]

>>18279289

[Anonymous No.18279814]

>>18279724
>can afford to buy a house in full with cash
>rents instead.

[Anonymous No.18279849]

>>18279814
Property is going to get real cheap with boomers dropping like flies and landlords getting repo'd

[Anonymous No.18279851]

>>18279593
It never really goes like that.

[Anonymous No.18279863]

>>18279814
>>can afford to buy a house in full with cash
buyers market soon, innit
but if you should need a place to stay, Defaulted Landie? Make sure YOUR references are up to date, and YOUR credit is spotless

[Anonymous No.18279869]

>Didn't pay rent this month, got paid huge government stimulus payments, put it all into silver

Feels good.

Fuck landies

[Anonymous No.18279872]

>>18279289
yeah, this skinny soi-man aint beating anybody's ass

[Anonymous No.18279876]

>>18279851
yeah
>landlord reports no pay to credit agencies
>Landie files suit for damages to property
things that don't happen

[Anonymous No.18279907]

>>18279869
excellent decision my good gentlesir

[Anonymous No.18279909]

>>18279289
Kek

[Anonymous No.18279910]

My tenant texted me yesterday that he would have rent a week late. Fucking bro right there. I have 3 I’m evicting the day the courts open back up next week. They’re fucking gone.

[Anonymous No.18279923]

>>18279707
I’d make sure I evict you first before I lose it to foreclosure.

[Anonymous No.18279943]

do people really consider it controversial and rebellious to get their apartment dirty...

[Anonymous No.18281389]

>>18279869
But what happens when they demand payment after 3-4 months and the eviction process starts anew. You still have to sell your silver to make up for the rent

[Anonymous No.18281398]

>>18279289
Honestly I was very scared about rent but decided to accept crypto and some ppl paid me with zano few dayx ago.

[Anonymous No.18281403]

>>18279364
>>18279364
I promise if you did that to my building I would make you disappear. Not joking. I would keep track of wherever you go and wait long enough. Then you would disappear in a very painful way.

I don't come off as a crazy person either, most people think I'm the nicest guy ever and I try to help everyone and make people happy.

I know everyone is memeing right now and 90% of the people who aren't are all talk, but the ones that do, I hope you fuck with the wrong one.

[Anonymous No.18281437]

>>18281403
>i don’t come off as a crazy person
>shitposting on biz
Illogical

[Anonymous No.18281493]

>>18279640
>Thinks the landie wont sell the property to one of his buddies to force you out and ruin you criminally when you dont leave, then re-buy the property later.

[Anonymous No.18281551]

>>18281398
wow the very same shitcoin you have been shilling on here for weeks? what a crazy coincidence

[Anonymous No.18281645]

>>18279318

Fuck you mortgage gamblers, driving up the prices for everyone by buying shit you can't afford. I hope the housing market crashes and you degenerates get liquidated for everything you got. Fuck you degenerate leverage traders.

[Anonymous No.18282464]

>>18279289
The absolute state of the free impartial press.

[Anonymous No.18282472]

>>18279289
kek. solid tweet. get fucked, landies

[Anonymous No.18282478]

All landies need to do is simply say "I agree, we need to help each other out in these trying times, so i want you to open up your flat for a few homeless people, and i'll forgo the rent!"
Watch as zoomers profoundly refuse, then ship the story off to the media: "Rent strikers refuse to help others in time of need", and watch as public sympathy drops like a rock.

[Anonymous No.18282487]

>>18282478
wow did you come up with that idea all by yourself or did mommy help you

[Anonymous No.18282493]

>>18282487
So why do you refuse to help others in need, yet expect to be helped yourself?

[Anonymous No.18282501]

>>18282478
^boom

[Anonymous No.18282508]

>>18282493
because they are kike rats the whole lot of them

[Anonymous No.18282547]

>>18282508
t. little landlord himself. Crying wolf while protecting "his" property. Just like the ones he hate.

[Anonymous No.18282578]

14 of my 22 tenants are refusing to pay rent. I still have to make mortgage payments by Monday. This isn’t right. I am a human being that worked hard and bought rental properties so I could comfortably retire and tend to my passions. Now I could potentially lose my life’s work because of slackers who live hand to mouth and refuse to have emergency funds like responsible members of society. I have a family to feed to, why shouldn’t I get paid? Why should I subsidise other people’s shelter from my own pocket? When are property owners getting OUR bailout? It's NOT fair

I have enough emergency funds to cover five maybe six tenants not paying their rent but 14? 14! Why should I wipe out MY savings over this? Landlords are entitled to a larger check for EACH MONTH of the shutdown.
>>18279289

[Anonymous No.18282697]

>>18279548
Now make a version that says "72 hours later" where the lambo is being repo'd and Mr Scheckelstein is standing behind a sweating Gordon while pointing to his mortgage paperwork.

[Anonymous No.18282729]

>>18279814
>can afford to buy overinflated speculative stock in full with cash
>shorts instead

[Anonymous No.18282748]

>>18279364
The eviction freeze is only for covid problems. They can still evict you for property damage.

[Anonymous No.18282758]

>>18282748
wrong, kek. seethe more, landie

[Anonymous No.18282820]

>>18282578
Shouldnt have gambled on a mortgage you cant afford to pay by yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.18283499]

>>18279943

Based Mikuposter

[Anonymous No.18284317]

>>18279910
Ask me how I know you haven't been doing this for long. You gave your "bro" an inch, and now will be taking miles and miles and miles. Lol @ you for enduring every single day that your four tenants live for free. Unless you're the son of a judge, you will never see any legal action take place when all this settles down.

[Anonymous No.18284549]

I have a tenant that already paid rent for april and flipped out when I wouldn't give it back once he decided he wanted to stick it to the man