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>> No.18279294

Reposting
Small-time investor here, am I better off diversifying my portfolio or going all in on a single promising position if I'm seeking out bargains in the bear market? I'm not day trading or being overly speculative so I don't stand to lose much on a position if it dips further next week as long as it's going to be climbing this time next year, right?

>> No.18279300

>>18279294
Here you go, bucko.

AIG AIZ ALXN ATI AVGO CGC CNP CRM CVS DGX ENB FAF FANG GD GLW GOOGL LMT MMP MSFT NEE NXPI PRU PSX QCOM SYK TOT UNH

>> No.18279302

>>18279214
[repost from last thread]
I think you must be confusing me for Savanon. The only "biopharma" stock that I'm invested in or have ever seriously invested in is SNSS, which, I have on good authority is going to the moon! I chose this name earlier just because someone asked Savanon (who as far as I remember was not posting at that time) when Sava was going to take off. Seeing that, I though it was funny to assume the name "Savvyanon," especially in the context of a stocks thread. I forgot I even had the name field still filled out when I started posting in the current thread, but kept it when I realized how angry it made that one guy, especially after what he said about Michelle!

>> No.18279304
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18279304

Buy SPXL, pussy

>> No.18279310

>>18279294
there's no harm in diversifying right now - it's safe and pretty much everything is down so you'll still make more. Just set up some automatic investing mechanism and forget about it.

If you want to pick one stock I'd go with Boeing, but you don't know when it'll recover and to what degree.

>> No.18279317
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Who is rooting for Saudi Arabia monday?

>> No.18279319

Would I be killing myself later if I bought now?

>> No.18279322

I don't even really care about the virus anymore. I'm incredibly nervous about the long-lasting economic consequences of all this. How the fuck are we going to get out of this if we go beyond April 30th? Bill Gates is proposing an additional 10 weeks.

>> No.18279331

>>18279322
fuck bill gates

>> No.18279333

>>18279319
Buy dow stocks that have already cratered the nasdaq is still bloated

>> No.18279337

>>18279319
There's more downside to come, I'd start to DCA in a couple weeks.

>> No.18279343

>>18279310
Boeing is a shitcoin. It's like the BitcoinCash of aerospace companies.

>> No.18279346

>>18279322
yeah the virus is the last of our concerns right now
we need people to get back to work in the next couple weeks, not the next couple months
Of course it doesn't really matter for MSFT, they come out pretty well no matter what, as long as we don't go back to the stone age

>> No.18279354

>>18279331
But the scary thing is that I think a lot of people agree with him.

>> No.18279366

>>18279322
Tech companies love this because they are some of the only businesses that see precisely 0 disruptions in these times and meanwhile everyone else is rushing to throw money at them in vain hopes to reduce their losses through the power of teleconferencing software. Of course bill gates et al. would advocate for more shutdowns.

>> No.18279367

Does anyone know the scheduled time of the virtual OPEC meeting on Monday?

They’re 7HR ahead of NY so if their meeting is in the Saudi morning it will be 12/1AM and NYSE won’t be open.

hopefully it is an afternoon Saudi meeting and we can see stocks rise during the meeting based on expectation.

>> No.18279384

>>18279304
For me, it's TMF.

>> No.18279387

>>18279322
Bill Gates is a globalist who wishes to destroy the economy so it can be rebuilt in his preferred image. He is also one of the largest contributors to common core education disaster.

>> No.18279394

>>18279319
>buying anything while saudis are still playing oil mindgames with orangeman
lol

>> No.18279399

>>18279322
extending until June 30th like the rest of the world is the only sane choice. You risk heavily crippling the medical system otherwise. When that happens, a lot more than just the old will die - and I don't mean from covid.

>> No.18279405

>>18279252
That's a very good point, but it's not entirely true. Yes, it's true that stocks may be "cheap" for a reason and are not actually a bargain at all. Likewise, stocks may be "expensive," but they may command a premium for good reason, and may be very strong companies with a lot of growth potential. That said, not all stocks are equally cheap now, and many stocks are still not really cheap at all. Looking at competitors to Kohls, take Ross (ROST) or TJX for example. Just to take a PE ratio as a quick measure of cheapness, both are trading at multiples greater than 15. KSS is trading at less than 3. There may be good reason for that difference, but it looks like it merits further research.

>> No.18279418
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18279418

Bullish and priced in.

>> No.18279431

>>18279354
I sure do and I'm a millennial. Fuck your boomerconomy. Flatten the curve you old fucks.

>> No.18279432

>>18279399
No. At that point we just need to cut our losses. 3 more months is absolutely insane.

>> No.18279440
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>>18279384
Bonds play inverse to stocks.
During a flight-to-safety, bond prices go up.
As the flight-to-safety ends, those prices are going to drop.
Plus, we've hit the limit for how much those bond prices can pump. The rates are at 0% and the feds have said they won't go any lower.

>> No.18279442

>>18279431
Enjoy being unemployed for years to come.

>> No.18279448

>>18279367

I'm hoping that Russia and the Saudis tell America to get fucked.

It would be the ultimate repudiation of US soft power.

>> No.18279450

How long until someone gets sick by delivery or takeout or McDrive?

>> No.18279454
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>>18279322
June 10th baybeeeeeeee

>> No.18279463

>>18279432
currently we're doing virtually nothing to flatten the curve - the estimates of 100k dead only work if people actually start locking down. Social distancing is not being taken seriously in most of the US. So as things stand, we're probably going to lose a million to covid and more beyond to lack of medical resourcing for other emergencies.

Rip. June 30th is the target of the rest of the western world, idk why we can't just buckle down and get on with it.

>> No.18279464

>>18279367
>8:00 am participants arrive
>8:15 opening remarks
>8:30 putin sweating
>8:45 trump asks for perfect deal
>9:11 SA rejects all deals and keeps pumping with no end in sight lowering the price
>9:12 oil stonks moon

Dubs and SA pumps some oil during the meeting and makes trump watch...

>> No.18279479
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>>18279294
Haha, yeah, it's just a matter of weeks until we're roaring back to all-time highs.

>> No.18279484
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i haven't had a winning trade in 3 weeks... i'm going to pull the trigger soon...... good bye jerome

>> No.18279487

>>18279448
... but my stonks

>> No.18279489

>>18279463
Because virtually no one in this country can afford to do that. Unless we get several more stimulus checks, that's not really feasible. And I haven't seen the June 30th date you keep citing. Would you mind sharing a few countries that are planning for that?

>> No.18279500

>>18279464
That would crush oil stocks dude

>> No.18279502

>>18279484
You suck at this. What stocks are you holding?

>> No.18279508
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>>18279484
>i haven't had a winning trade in 3 weeks
Don't worry, anon, I'll give you one.
Worried I'm going to say SPXL?
Hahahaha. I am.
Do it, pussy.

>> No.18279510
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18279510

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18279512

Airlines vs Oil, which one will be better long term?

>> No.18279513

>>18279464
I'm pretty sure the US isn't going to the meeting lad. It's between OPEC members, not Trump and the goonie boys

>> No.18279518
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18279518

posted late last thread but I think investing in mining (nickel, aluminum, iron) and steel manufacturing is a great long term hold because after the dust settles and we start picking up the pieces there's going to be an infrastructure boom worldwide

>> No.18279522

>>18279508
Bullcuckery notwithstanding, going in on SPXL with volatility this high is crazy pills.

>> No.18279525

>>18279512
airlines need oil.
oil doesn’t always need airlines.

oil is safer

>> No.18279530

>>18279508
>T. Just wants friends to cry or cheer with when his gamble wins/fails
Stop being a gamble nigger

>> No.18279536

>>18279512
2022 oil, 2025 airline's, 2034 crash

>> No.18279538
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18279538

so did amazon start laying off codemonkeys or something?

these threads get spergy-er by the week

>> No.18279541
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18279541

>banks starting to fail
Ohnonono

>> No.18279557

>>18279508
Why are you recommending these gullible, naive people to invest in a 3x bull ETF at a time like this?

>> No.18279558

>>18279489
Unemployment services exist, what are you on about?

>> No.18279561

>>18279538
Most of amazon is ran by poos. They don't let them go that easily.

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>>18279522
>I'm a smol spec, and I have no dick. Wahhhh.
Cry harder. My bullfaggotry cannot be stopped.

>>18279510
When are you going to post my screenshots, anon?
Are you a dickless smol speccy too?

>> No.18279571

>>18279440
ok zoomer

>> No.18279574

>>18279489
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8177881/Australians-lockdown-JUNE-admits-police-boss.html

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/toronto-cancels-city-led-permitted-events-june-30-69906029

https://www.nst.com.my/world/world/2020/03/577616/covid-19-netherlands-extends-partial-lockdown-june

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/29/uks-coronavirus-lockdown-must-last-june-warns-government-adviser-12472832/ (UK isn't there yet, but just like Trump Boris will eventually have to extend it until June)

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>> No.18279581
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>>18279561
wouldnt be so sure

>> No.18279591

>>18279538
Californians are the worst ppl and I hate that whenever they succeed slightly, they move north and drag their horrible culture with them. upper middle class californians are some of the worst strains of boomers

>> No.18279592

>>18279538
Based. Literally every single state that is being flooded by Californians hate them. You would think that maybe they would have learned that after ruining the state they fled from they would stop voting for all the same left shit that ruined it they would stop, but they don't. California is pure cancer.

>> No.18279594
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>>18279508
Pic related, we have a lot further down to go. They couldn't publish stuff like this online in a reputable publication like MarketWatch if it weren't true. You ought to be recommending ETFs like DOG, DXD or SDOW for the near term.

>> No.18279595

>>18279575
>carnival
Oh no no no

>> No.18279602
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>>18279387
Go back to pol you worthless uneducated cuck. Every successful trader here is a globalist you peasant.

>> No.18279607

>>18279510
we aren't going to have another massive dump day or days.

>> No.18279609

>>18279581
You really have basic data structures diagrams on your wall. Fuck i hate how shit the industry has become.

>> No.18279610
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>>18279575
everyone thinks theyre special trying to buy the dip. this isnt the full dip yet. the fact that ppl are trying en mass to buy it proves we aren't at bottom

>> No.18279619

>>18279558
The long-term effects of mass unemployment. And unemployment services are already fucked with all the claims being made over the past two weeks. Claims are taking weeks to process and miscommunication is pervasive.

>> No.18279620
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>>18279602
kys kike

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>>18279557
>implying that this is bad investment advice
>implying that I don't practice what I preach or put my money where my mouth is
>implying that I seriously would miss out on the buying opportunity of a decade
Why are you so determined to stay poor, anon?

>> No.18279628
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18279628

I lost 70% of my account :(

>> No.18279633

>>18279607
What happens if OPEC+ decides NOT to cut on monday and red dildos 30% back to $20 a barrel or lower?

>> No.18279643

>>18279633
Thats exactly whats going to happen though.

>> No.18279646

>>18279592
>after ruining the state they fled from
that's an interesting way of saying the 5th most powerful economy in the world

California may be shitty, but it's still better than most other states

t. someone who used to live in bumfuck Indiana

>> No.18279648

Just learned that my coworker's 21 y/o sister died of the Corona after returning from Spring Break in FL. Sad.

>> No.18279649
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>>18279633
That's most likely what's going to happen.

>> No.18279652

>>18279633
Yep, i suggest you keep a sharp eye on this.

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>>18279648
Hope you told him he should be glad because it's bullish and he should buy the dip.

>> No.18279663

>>18279649
Based on what evidence? Both Putin and Saudi Arabia have come out and said they wish to lower production.

>> No.18279664

>>18279633
seems BULLish

>> No.18279669
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>>18279620
Yea, the person who supports free open markets is a lefty pol communist?
Now that Trump is making Obama look like a fiscal conservative how are you poltards rationalizing your MIGA president?

>> No.18279670

>>18279285
When do l buy the dip bros got 30k

>> No.18279677
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>>18279285
if USO tanks for some reason im ruined i maxed out on calls for it this was my YOLO to financial independence. 2k of my savings, i got nothing to pay rent next month and no income right now. i have rubbed my lucky walking liberty half and chanted my memetic hopes to the stock exchange gods. may our energies have many effects, wallstreet be upon you. may god bless us all

>> No.18279680

>>18279663
Did you consider they are lying? The whole point of this oil war is to bankrupt US oil production. Why the fuck would they stop now?

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>>18279581
Fucking awful looking setup you got there faggot

>> No.18279684

>>18279518
interesting play also because the only way half the country is getting back to work is through infrastructure projects

>> No.18279685

>>18279624
you've lost thousands of dollars of upside by buying shares of SPXL when it was 40, 29, and 27 lmao

>> No.18279686

>>18279575
CCL will never, ever reach it’s pre-crash levels. The U.S. Navy could nationalize then, slap some 57mm BOFORS on their ships and call them drug interdiction destroyers and they still wouldn’t get there.

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>>18279530
>implying this is less risky than fighting long-term market behavior
Stay poor, smol spec

>>18279571
Are you under the impression that I said something incorrect?

>>18279594
Time in the market beats timing the market.
There's always some investor out there willing to say some doomsday shit.
I just see stocks on sale. I don't think I'll be able to hit the absolute bottom, but I want to take advantage of these sweet deals.

>> No.18279700

>>18279669
chart sucks

>> No.18279702

>>18279646
Venezuela was the 2nd greatest economy in South America before socialism. The only thing preventing the same happening to California despite their desire is the fact that they are still part of the USA and there is a constitution.

>> No.18279704

>>18279628
How?

>> No.18279705

>>18279677
Sometimes I think my losses are stupid, but then I read idiots like this and feel slightly better that they lost all their money.

>> No.18279708

>>18279610
This

>> No.18279714

>>18279633
Why do people think a higher oil price will mean a higher stock market? The main people in trouble right now are consumers and small business and a low oil price is a good thing for almost all of them.

>> No.18279715

>>18279684
you think that half of our country could do actual work?
the people who are out of work now are only capable of taking orders, taking calls, serving drinks, that kind of thing. They aren't going to be building any infrastructure.

>> No.18279716

>>18279686
>The U.S. Navy could nationalize then, slap some 57mm BOFORS on their ships and call them drug interdiction destroyers
You jest but that was official British policy through the World Wars, they would subsidize liners built with hull strongpoints for the addition of armament

>> No.18279721

>>18279624
I didn't mean that it was bad advice in general, only at this point in time. At this stage in the game, timing the market is more important than time in the market. We'll see in due time what returns more: your DCAing into SPXL or a lump-sum purchase of SPXU.

>> No.18279725

>>18279677
Prep to live from your vehicle if shit goes sideways man. I'm betting on the deal helping, but i also am not playing on the edge of financial disaster.

>> No.18279728

>>18279442
I've been self employed since I was 14 which was 17 years ago you dumb son of a bitch.

>> No.18279732

>>18279715
I get your point but my architecture firm laid off 30 staff and gave everybody a 10% pay cut, only a few of them were non-design staff. We’re a fairly big name and 6 months of operational capital on hand.

>> No.18279738

>>18279692
>Time in the market beats timing the market.
>I just see stocks on sale. I don't think I'll be able to hit the absolute bottom, but I want to take advantage of these sweet deals.

idk if you realize this but these are contradictory, if you don't want to time the market you DCA and don't care about whether the dip is today or two weeks from now or whenever

>> No.18279740

>>18279728
LARP.

>> No.18279750

>>18279714
Every other company holds stock in oil. It's in everybody's portfolio.

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>>18279704
Bullish options right before the crash, bought the "dip", then too greedy bear options before the dead cat bounce. We'll see how the next two weeks go though, could get a bunch of it back. Panic, greed, fear, doubt bro. However, you just have to keep going, not get depressed, learn and better yourself. Fortunately, this is all disposable. Remember practice the basics of good saving and have no debt and you'll be prepared no matter what happens.

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>>18279581
I'm flattered, anon <3

>>18279609
>implying every engineer is some autist that has all the Java standard edition method contracts memorized like the back of their hand
Quick. What's returned when you run push() on a queue?
Trick question. push() is available on a stack, but Java's Queue implementation only has add().
Good luck getting a real software engineering job, anon

>> No.18279768

>>18279619
That sounds like bureaucracy working as normal.

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>>18279692
The most important rule of investing is not to lose money. This is no time to be recklessly buying bull ETFs like SPXL, much less ETFs with 3x leverage. You are exposing yourself to certain near-term loss, which will KILL YOUR GAINS over the long-term. You should always hold investments that offer a sufficient margin of safety, such as SDOW or SPXU.

>> No.18279775

>>18279692
Yes, zoomer. You are incorrect. 20+ yr Treasuries still have yield to give and institutions, pensions, and foreign countries (Japan) have to buy them (even if they had negative yield. That's OK. Go ahead and throw your hard earned wagecuck shekels away with a 3x S&P fund during a prolonged high VIX environment.

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>>18279702
you foxnewsturds are so obsessed with venezuela. we will never be venezuela, even with gibs like healthcare and public college.

they have a retard tier nondiversified economy relying on oil, and nationalized everything like morons.
California has silicon valley as a fucking footnote.
the two are not really comparable, pic related

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>>18279322
Economy is fucked, we are going to be going down for a while. We are definitely in a recession, we'll see if we enter a depression. Considering we have 30% unemployment in 2 weeks, things are going to get fucked FAST.

>> No.18279795

>>18279764
do you mostly use Java...
which version of Java do you have the most experience with....

I like python but there are some things that I need to do that will require some graphics, and I think I will end up using Java

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>>18279692
rate my gothfolio

>> No.18279800

>>18279797
Absolutely degenerate

>> No.18279804

>>18279575
Guys, this is what small time retail losers are buying. Feel free to short.

>> No.18279807

>>18279769
lol
I didn't like you at first, but I like this post

>> No.18279811

>>18279797
Weak AF

>> No.18279812

>>18279764
Hahahaha, fuck. Java is a real language bro. Enjoy working with what pajeets sit out.

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>>18279610
>>18279685
>these absolute fucking noobs think they can time buying the absolute bottom of the dip
How much did that guy in the big short lose before the market behavior corrected course?
If you wait too long for your buying opportunity, you might just completely miss it

>>18279721
>We'll see in due time what returns more: your DCAing into SPXL or a lump-sum purchase of SPXU.
Bless your heart. Go for it, anon.
Survivorship bias on /smg/ shows the bears can suck my dick.

>> No.18279819

>>18279777
Honestly if they would just strip the last remnants of SALT exemptions out of the federal tax and also walled Californians into their state to live with their choices instead of having a massive net outflow I wouldn't hate them so much

>> No.18279821

>>18279797
>blankn0ir
>goth
Lmao

>> No.18279833
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>>18279797
rate my thotfolio

>> No.18279843

>>18279817
Honestly what were you thinking by posting your buy orders for SPXL? Imagine on March 9, with everything going on in the market and the world, you thought "yeah this is a good time to drop a cool 1,500 on a 3x leveraged bull ETF"
Incredibly embarrassing.

>> No.18279845

Friend of mine was supposed to inherit 1.3 mil, but her brother stole it all, then died overdosing on cocaine. Maybe hookers in there too? I'm not sure. Is there any way to get that money back, or is she sol?

>> No.18279846

>>18279686
Sure. But those junk bonds... I mean they’re pretty much too big to fail...
>>18279833
Looks Bretty basic. Flavor of the decade “muh big booty” fuck.

>> No.18279853

>>18279797
Sauce on the bottom left one with short hair showing her ass

>> No.18279855
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>>18279797
>rate my gothfolio
10/10
I see a lot of potential in you, kid. Keep up the great work.

>>18279795
>>18279812
No, I don't mostly use Java.
That's why I had the Java method contracts up on my fucking wall when I was grinding leetcode.

>> No.18279856

>>18279833
7/10. pretty sure a couple of them are men

>> No.18279870
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>>18279856
actually they’re all men

>> No.18279875

>>18279575
LMFAO imagine buying cinema stocks right holy shit retail investors deserve to lose everything

>> No.18279887

>>18279317
my USO puts are

>> No.18279889

>>18279575
>Carnival
The laughing stock.

>> No.18279903

>>18279817
So you're saying that all the money I've lost on my overleveraged puts can still turn around when everything tanks again?

>> No.18279915
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18279915

happy friday /smg/ :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X56hc3e3mn0

>> No.18279919

>>18279680
Because shale can't match 20-30$ a barrel anyways you fucking retard. Currently they are fucking themselves just as much as american shale

>> No.18279933

>>18279777
You seriously need to get out of your echo chamber. The silicon valley happened because of the 60s-90s. Now Social media took over with shitty blog sites and is compromised by a SocJus cult. Nobody likes it. The moment CA splits from the the USA they will go full Venezuela and will destroy themselves in 10-15 years.

Honestly, visit anyone in the states that cafags are flooding like Oregon, Arizona Colorado, Idaho, Montana, New Mexico, Texas... etc. They fucking hate the transplants who all vote for the same left policies that turned CA into a bureaucratic shithole.

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18279936

>>18279738
Well, that's why I keep transferring in more cash to buy more shares.

>>18279769
>You are exposing yourself to certain near-term loss, which will KILL YOUR GAINS over the long-term.
Read the ddnums link. Slightly below 3X is optimal for long-term holding of S&P.
No, 1X is not optimal. Why would it be? Why would it be more optimal than 0.9X or 1.1X?
If the market goes up on average, then you can increase the leverage until it is overtaken by drawdown, which occurs a little before 3X.
(NOTE: for NASDAQ, optimal leverage is roughly 2X, which is why I picked SPXL instead of TQQQ)

>> No.18279939
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18279939

>>18279915
I always imagine the dude from pic related behind anime girl posts.

>> No.18279941

Ayo when are my trumpbux coming in
Need mo money for dem options

>> No.18279950

>>18279941
>trump bux will inflate the stonk market
Bullish

>> No.18279952

>>18279941
2 weeks if you have filed your 2019 taxes and have direct deposit.

>> No.18279953

Buffet BTFO sellign airlines

>> No.18279979
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>>18279919
>Can't even fucking google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_shale_economics
>production cost of a barrel of shale oil ranges from as high as US$95 per barrel to as low US$25 per barrel, although there is no recent confirmation of the latter figure.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/051215/cost-shale-oil-versus-conventional-oil.asp
>Shale oil costs more than conventional oil to extract, ranging from a cost-per-barrel of production from as low as $40 to over $90 a barrel.
>The cost of conventional oil varies so much that Saudi Arabia can produce at under $10 per barrel, while worldwide costs range from $30 to $40 a barrel.
Fuck you.

>> No.18279986

>>18279903
>So you're saying that all the money I've lost on my overleveraged puts can still turn around when everything tanks again?
No, but for 2 reasons.
1) Options were invented by the Jews as an efficient means for parting the goyim with their money. Stop fucking doing that.
2) Puts are typically used for bearfaggotry. You can't just hold onto a bearfag position and eventually break even. With bullfaggotry, you can. Clear cut example: you could buy SPY at the peak prior to the 07/08 recession and still eventually break even. If you did the inverse and mistakenly shorted at the bottom instead, you'd never make your money back.

>> No.18279988

>>18279919
>just as much
Lolno
They’re not as crazy as that

>>18279933
The USD will NEVER be like Venezuelan dollar, Zimbabwean dollar, or Reichsmark. It’s just not the fucking same at all.

China will try to unseat it as a reserve currency, maybe they’ll make headway, but all of those currencies that experienced hyperinflation weren’t in the top 3 safehaven currencies they weren’t even particularly relevant in global commerce.

Fuck off. We’re not becoming Venezuela. And the federal government would probably declare war if Cali tried to succeed. Or they’d be willing to accept some interesting conditions. It’s just too important in terms of agriculture and global trade. The ports are fuckhuge important.

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>>18279939
lol i always feel like that guy when i post it, but i'm cis straight

>> No.18280022

>>18279979
>Posts sources proving me to be right
Ok? Was blowing the fuck out of yourself part of your plan?

>> No.18280028

>>18279988
>Lolno
Nice argument.

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>>18279939

>> No.18280047

>>18279988
The fed already admitted to printing unlimited money. If/when California leaves the USA and/or the USA breaks up, CA is going full commie and will do a swan dive into socialistic destruction.

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>>18279843
>Honestly what were you thinking by posting your buy orders for SPXL? Imagine on March 9, with everything going on in the market and the world, you thought "yeah this is a good time to drop a cool 1,500 on a 3x leveraged bull ETF"
>Incredibly embarrassing.
How do you know we've already reached the bottom?
How do you know we haven't already reached the bottom?

Imagine in March 9th, you're the fucking guy that posted the retarded shit I just read, and you think to yourself, "yeah, imma shit in the street. imma shit in the fucking street, and then load the fuck up on TVIX because I know EXACTLY how the future is gonna play out."
How'd your plan work out for our previous regular TVIX anons that did that shit, like teh_profit or RKG?

>> No.18280062

>>18280034
saved

>> No.18280065

>>18279762
I did the same thing, only 10k down but still feels bad getting bogged/too greedy.

>> No.18280082
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>>18279581
manlet

>> No.18280090

>>18280022
>Russia and OPEC can make oil for cheap
>US cannot make oil for cheap
>Russian and OPEC pump out tons of cheap oil
>US oil companies go bankrupt
How is that hard to understand?

>> No.18280093

>>18280053
I've never invested into TVIX in my life you fucking moron, stop posting your extremely embarrassing buys that went down 40% in a matter of days.

>> No.18280118
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>>18280093
Then post your positions, you fucking pussy.
I bet you're all in on some retarded shit like ChainLink

>> No.18280119
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>>18280053
Profit got wiped by IQ and the 8th rkg still posts during regular hours

>2 scoops keeps tumbling down the hill
Like pottery in motion

>> No.18280128

>>18280090
I feel like you're completely failing to read his comments, and you're just arguing for the sake of it. He's pointing out that the Russians and Saudis are dipping NEEDLESSLY low. They don't need to go as low as they're going to kill shale. Your sources are backing up his argument.

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>>18280082
>manlet
Nice find, but no, I'm tall. Perhaps you are confused by some distortion from the curved edge of the cylinder

>> No.18280147

>>18280053
that shoulder to hip ratio concerns me

>> No.18280149

>>18280128
Why the fuck does everybody think this has anything to do with us. Russia did this to boost their economy and build bridges into Europe. Drop the ego and read what they post online some time.

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>>18280119
Kek. You STILL haven't posted your positions.
Get off my fucking board, you retarded-ass shitcoin-spamming pajeeth.
Or, as the would say in your country:
Kindly do the needful, sir.

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>>18279692
hey i recognize that picture from my folder

>> No.18280162

>>18280047
You don’t know dick about squat. Keep on hoping for a happening, the boomer remover is the closest thing you’re ever going to get.

>>18280028
Don’t need an argument, you made an incorrect statement as if it were a fact. The saudis are not hurting nearly as much as the shale producers. Saudi Aramco is not at risk of bankruptcy. The frackers has their first bankruptcy this week, let’s see what happens over the next month.

>> No.18280167

>>18280149
>build bridges into Europe by needlessly lowering the amount of money they could make per barrel while still ruining US Shale

ok frnd

>> No.18280172

>>18280128
At least someone can understand what I wrote. I am beginning to grow weary of the retards that have swarmed in recently. The markets are more fun than even but I wish these Robinhood Reddit niggers and other braindead newfags would fuck off already.

>> No.18280173

>>18280159
She’s a classic, /fa/ loved her for a while, many of the chans do.

scoops just wishes he was her

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>>18280119
>Profit got wiped by IQ
Wait. Profit fucking invested in a Chinese scam company?
I thought he was preaching not to fuck with that exit scam shit?

>>18280147
>that shoulder to hip ratio concerns me
Explain.
It seems like a nice hourglass figure to me.

>> No.18280179

Who else here is gonna be fucked finding a job once this is over?

>> No.18280197

>>18280167
Amazon prime free shipping. Think that was a needless drop or a brilliant customer bridge builder. Learn diplomacy.

>> No.18280203

>>18280179
>comfy working from home indefinitely
i don't know that feel

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>>18280179
You and 100,000,000 other people
>STEEP V RECOVER IN JUNES GUYS!

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>>18280159
I should try to find the "Catalan girl" picture again.
I forget wtf it looked like.

>>18280173
>scoops just wishes he was her
My original plan was to deny that statement, but no, what's wrong with being a qt big tiddy goth girl?

>>18280179
>Who else here is gonna be fucked finding a job once this is over?
Nope. I'm at a big company. Worst case I'd imagine is getting a salary cut at a smaller company if I get PIPd out

>> No.18280217

>>18280162
>As if it were fact
Because it is a fact. Previously they were enjoying selling oil at 4-6 times the cost of production. Now they are barely green or breaking even.

>> No.18280225
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>>18280173
I roved washington, ohio; texas for the goths
I can tell you with certainty they exist, but they are the rarest rare; the most sought after and they're so very often already taken
It never stops hurting

>> No.18280228
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18280228

Give it to me straight bros

Are we going through a global economic collapse great depression 2.0 electric boogaloo?

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>>18280172
Once someone started linking the thread from pol’s coronavirus threads it was all ogre. THEN schools closed so we get what is basically summerfaggotry.

Honestly I hate it.

>>18280179
Something like 60% of the work force. This is potentially a total fucking game changer if we can’t make progress on treatment and vaccines. Maybe we can test well enough to control outbreaks wherever they occur.

But fuck you’re not going to catch me going to movie theaters, cruises, crowded bars and clubs, etc if I still have to worry about getting the glass lung.

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>>18280228
No.

>> No.18280248

>>18280207
El-Erian says economies don’t go back on like flicking a light switch... but what does he know, right? U shaped recovery in October, right?

>> No.18280251

>>18280047
California is fucked. Well SoCal and Bay area is, not central California which grows all the food you eat that you kept trying to take water away from. Funny how that is. I guess God is real.

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>>18280242

>> No.18280255

How much in the market do I need to live inna woods in a self made house?

>> No.18280256

>>18280231
>Virus causes literal eternal summer
Time to go all in on CHAN puts

>> No.18280282
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>intraday trader
>waiting for one of those oil boiz to pop and have a 50% day
>monday I have shit I need to do in the afternoon
mother. fucker.
It's going to be Monday

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>Pathetic

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>>18280215
>My original plan was to deny that statement, but no, what's wrong with being a qt big tiddy goth girl?
jesus christ scoops... you planning on changing to a big tiddy goth girl now?

>> No.18280295

>>18280228
no, just another 2008.
the virus and shutdowns aren't the problem as those will end and are relatively easy to resolve in terms of their impact.
but what is not going to resolve quickly is people finding out that the "delay" in paying their mortgages that the CARES act grants is actually just forbearance and that they're going to be expected to pay the whole amount at the end of the 3-6 month forbearance period.
in june-september you are going to have a shit load of people defaulting on their mortgages because they didn't read the fine print to understand the consequences of forbearance, and they haven't been working and their unemployment isn't enough to finance their debt and now they are expected to pay out the ass.
this will cause all the lenders to go fucking tits up, and THAT is gonna be an issue.

but still, not fucking breadline bullshit, just another recession.

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>>18280293
the meme is real, only took 3 years too rofl

>> No.18280306

>>18280282
there isn't going to be a deal monday

>> No.18280307

>>18280282
I'm working tomorrow and taking Monday off for this very reason. I won't pre bet on the meeting results, but I'll be sitting there waiting all day for the pump or dump

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>>18280228
they're gunna make a movie about it

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>>18280225
>I can tell you with certainty they exist, but they are the rarest rare; the most sought after and they're so very often already taken
If you go after a couple years younger, the game gets easier. Just drop the age bracket until you become sufficiently competitive.
If a girl says she's taken, just say "I don't care" and keep going after it. Chicks are way too open to that shit.

>It never stops hurting
I'm thinking about texting a girl that's out of reach for me from a burner number just for shits

>> No.18280324

>>18280282
>>18280197

>>18280149
lmao
oh boy oh boy

>OPEC and its allies are working on a deal for an unprecedented oil production cut equivalent to around 10 percent of worldwide supply, an OPEC source said.

>>an OPEC source said.

http://aawsat.com/english/home/article/2215746/oil-producers-discuss-fair-deal-output-cut

>> No.18280326

>>18279986
Selling options lets you play at being the jew though.

>> No.18280328

>hourglass figure
>literally a perfect inverted triangle
Holy shit
I don’t even hate the gays but this fucker is making me reconsider

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>>18280293

>> No.18280343

>>18280322
Good mentality for getting laid. But do not wife a whore you plucked straight off a cock.

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>>18280316
>they're gunna make a movie about it
Here it is.

>> No.18280353

>>18280324
>Two OPEC sources said a deal on reducing production must include producers from outside OPEC+.

not an issue because Gulf might close down due to covid infected workers

>> No.18280358

>>18279285
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
>https://fintel.io/

Ok but these seem to cost money to access meaningful info or am I missing something?

>> No.18280361

>>18280329
>>18280305
seems shit is getting real for 2 scoops

>>18280349
why do they call it nothingburger if it came from china?

>> No.18280362

>>18280328
my thoughts exactly

>> No.18280374

>>18280353
You think they care about slave labor?

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>>18280288
Ughhh. So much want.

>>18280293
>jesus christ scoops... you planning on changing to a big tiddy goth girl now?
Hahahaha. Fuck no.
>>18280305
I'm somewhere between the anime and misogyny step.
My waifu would either be Megumin or Yoshino

>>18280316
>they're gunna make a movie about it
Of course they fucking are.
And there'll be another one for the current generation of 5 year olds that don't even know wtf's going on right now

>> No.18280384

>>18279728
Sucking your uncle's cock for birthday money doesn't count as self employed

>> No.18280407

is this tripfag always trying so hard to convince people of his heterosexuality?
>>18280379


>>18280374
it’s not about that.
it’s a win win

>It is unclear whether the proposal, which comes as several workers on oil platforms test positive for the new virus, is still under serious consideration. But shuttering gulf platforms over health concerns would also have the effect of curtailing U.S. oil production amid a world-wide glut of oil that has sent prices plummeting.

>If the U.S. shut down all Gulf of Mexico production, it would cut about two million barrels a day from overall U.S. production of about 13 million barrels a day. Such forced cuts would be controversial with many in the oil industry, the people said.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-administration-discussed-shutting-oil-production-in-gulf-of-mexico-11585923887

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>>18280361
>>seems shit is getting real for 2 scoops
makes me wonder if comfey ever fell to the darkside

damn i miss texanon, he wouldnt have let this get so out of hand

idk maybe he will pull a pendulum sooner than we expect?

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>>18280326
>Selling options lets you play at being the jew though.
>Selling options
Okay. Perhaps. You can still get really fucked over with options.

>>18280328
Wtf post are you talking about?

>>18280343
>But do not wife a whore you plucked straight off a cock.
Yes. Very true. They'll do the same shit to you.

>> No.18280422

>>18280217
>Currently they are fucking themselves just as much as american shale
No
>The saudis are not hurting nearly as much as the shale producers. Saudi Aramco is not at risk of bankruptcy. The frackers has their first bankruptcy this week, let’s see what happens over the next month.

Look into that. Then look into the amount of oils estimated to be in the Permian vs. the saudi deposits. It’s not the same game.

The saudis aren’t going bankrupt, their cost of production is far less than the frackers.

>> No.18280424

>>18279285
I've decided to liquidated all my assets and spend it all on a new PC.
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/MryrWb

>> No.18280436

>>18280424
Good for you man.

>> No.18280440

>>18280407
>Some US officials have suggested US production was set for a steep decline anyway because of low prices.

>A meeting of OPEC and allies such as Russia has been scheduled for April 6, but details were thin on the exact distribution of production cuts. No time has yet been set for the meeting, OPEC sources said.

>OPEC producers were waiting to see if the United States commits to any efforts to stabilize the markets, two OPEC sources said. They said a deal must include producers from outside OPEC+

https://debriefer.net/en/news-16180.html
>OPEC + discusses the largest oil cuts, pending American efforts
published 6 minutes ago.


well Oil is going up on Monday.
If we get positive American responses to this statement it is going up for sure

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>>18280407
Yes.
Yes, I am.

>> No.18280449

>>18280353
I agree that a drop in oil production would be profitable for all, but russia can keep dumping without much concern. From my understanding the saudis opened their pumps to max to make it unproffitable for russia. It all really comes down to how russia is feeling about their share.

>> No.18280460

>>18280449
cut production but demand and consumption are low as fuck. all the deal will do is make the US producers and refineries get slightly back in the black.

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>>18280409
>>18280379
2 scoops would be like pic related before full transition... comfy... well comfy will fail at whatever he tries to do

>> No.18280474

>>18280449
Russia already said they weren’t going to keep dumping and that they were looking to cut too
>Putin said Russia is in “close contact” with Saudi Arabia, and had contacts with the U.S.
>A meeting of OPEC+ members, including Russia, has been hastily scheduled for Monday
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-04-03/opec-to-hold-virtual-meeting-monday-as-trump-pushes-for-cut

>Putin Echoes Trump’s Call for Oil Producers to Reduce Output

>Russian President Vladimir Putin told the country’s top oil executives that oil producing countries should join together to slash output to reverse the collapse in world oil prices.

>Putin said global cuts of a little above or below 10 million barrels a day are possible, according to televised comments Friday. He echoed a Tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump saying Russia and Saudi Arabia were ready to cut output that sent Brent oil prices up as much as 47%.
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-04-03/putin-echoes-trump-s-call-for-oil-producers-to-reduce-output

>> No.18280475

>>18280460
Right now being in the black is a survival standpoint. Far better then running in the red. Don't know if you noticed, but not much is in the black these days.

>> No.18280488

>>18280475
this

>> No.18280501

>>18280475
yep, exactly. survival mode.

>> No.18280505

>>18280436
Thanks anon
:)

>> No.18280510
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>>18280471

>> No.18280528
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18280528

I didn't even see how anemic the spy's volume was last week
I'm still holding onto puts that have just
just fucking evaporated and took a lot of money from me

man last month's been a gory month, but it all gets better april 7th, right?
april 7th...

>> No.18280548

I’m holding spy puts am I going to be rich Monday?

>> No.18280563

Is GE gonna make it through this bros?

>> No.18280581

>>18280563
Probably but it will be extremely rough. I still have a job, so theres that.

>> No.18280585

>>18280563
Yes, I'm contacted there. GE is in pain, but far from dead.

>> No.18280589
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>>18280471
>comfy... well comfy will fail at whatever he tries to do
thats why hes great tho

plus i wish i could find a cute victim hooker, for reasons...

>>18280510
i need to find new screenshots for filenames me thinks

>> No.18280592
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MRO! MRO! MRO!

>> No.18280635

So many banks trading at a discount also big insurance and reinsurance companies. Is this airline tier level value trap thinking or sensible buy and hold? Large banks in affected regions in Europe trading at a fraction of their price and I suspect US soon as well. Is credit rating of their assets worth anything or should I just leave it because I obviously have no idea how to calculate fair value for Banks?

>> No.18280649

>>18280563
Look up how much debt they have on the books and then you'll have your answer.

>> No.18280650
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18280650

I'll make it easy for you guys.
Buy these companies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_companies_by_revenue

>> No.18280673

>>18280650
>Top 10 largely Oil and gas

Hmmmmmm

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>>18280650
filename
seethe cope dilate and have sex tranner

>> No.18280689

oil hopes are literally the only thing stopping the markets from committing sudoku, even if it goes through, that means there's no additional hope since nobody's buying oil

>> No.18280695

>>18280689
I just need it to go through enough for me to double my bet and cash out

>> No.18280698

>>18280650
>GE
>GM
>Ford
>Oil and gas by the tankerload
Yeah but actually nah

Berkshire and Walmart are probably good picks but Walmart isn't on nearly the discount some other solid stocks are on

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18280708

Can someone tell me what this means?

I bought my first stocks today and I just now checked them and it says I had no positions and there's zero dollars in my account. So I checked my history and had this message.

Did I do something wrong? What happened?

>> No.18280731

Ignore previous post

Why are none of my positions showing up when I log into my TD Ameritrade account? It says $0 in my account and no positions.

I just started buying stocks today. Does it just not show anything this late at night or did I do something wrong?

>> No.18280743

>>18280673
>>18280679
>>18280698
Sort by revenue you dumb dumbs

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>>18280731
oh, the system is just down. nevermind!

>> No.18280769

Oh fuck. I've been NEETing so hard I forgot we're going into a weekend.
Bagholder gang here I come.

>> No.18280775

>>18280731
Fair warning, don't get locked out of you account by the pdt rule.

>> No.18280786

>>18280775
What is that?

>> No.18280787

>>18280769
I never thought i’d see the day I wish the weekend was over faster and it was monday morning again

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>>18280749
TDA is exit scamming confirmed. Extremely B U L L I S H

>> No.18280803

>>18280789
Priced in

>> No.18280810

Buying tachyon protocol IPX will not only make you wealthy, and it also has Cybersecurity and privacy protection that prevents it from falling into the trap of privacy concerns like that of a centralized network

>> No.18280814

>>18280769
I bought a bottle of xannies about a week ago and pretty much didn't know it was friday until a few hours ago

>> No.18280817

How much of a hassle is filling out a k1 gonna be? First time buying a mlp and lp and I'm afraid the taxes and paperwork are gonna fuck me but my positions are too juicy to sell

>> No.18280829
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>>18280810
Just buy TMDX and wait until they’re bought out by UTHR for $28/share in Q3 2022.
>t. interior barterer (in Minecraft)

>> No.18280834

>>18280814
Wtf where do you illegally buy pharma drugs by the bottle? Anything you buy off of the DNM is chinese bathtub analogues
>inb4 glowie

>> No.18280836

SPY $180.00 Put 4/17
how fucked am i

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>>18280817
Just use tax software.

>> No.18280854

>>18280836
Wow that's exactly like mine redditbro

>> No.18280856

Is there any good reason stocks should go down? What else would be a better investment at this point? The people losing their jobs don't have much money invested anyway, so their impact is negligible

>> No.18280865

>>18280836
if i were you, id set it to automatically sell when it raises slightly in value during the inevitable crash on monday or tuesday. thats the only way you'll get any money out of it. thats probably just gonna rot on the vine

>> No.18280867

>>18280836
Correct strike, just 2 months 2 early lel

>> No.18280868

Social distancing or as I like to call it
The increasing of the physical distance to each other
The maximum distance between bodies
The standardization of autistic behavior

>> No.18280870

>>18280789
is this what robinhood cope looks like

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>>18280856
anime feet is a safe investment

>> No.18280875

>>18280856
can't tell if bait.
the price of stock is tied to the value of a company. the value of a company is derived from many factors, most notably something called revenue. as the economy shuts down, revenue is suffering. therefore, the company is worth less money. therefore, the shares are worth less money.
roughly, that's how it works.

>> No.18280881

>>18280851
That's not a tax software

>> No.18280885

>>18280834
lol... well.. i know people that know people that know people.. i can get hard drugs by the brick and pharma by the bottles... i wasn't gunna get the bottle but it was a really good deal.. the guy didn't really wanna open the bottle to just get me 50 out of it and was just like.. would you just buy the whole bottle.. i figured why not.. i got a month of doing jack shit.. also got a quarter of mushrooms... was going to get a pound but the guy that I usually get large amounts of mushrooms from just died of a heroin overdose :(

also.. you can just go to mexico to get bottles of shit..

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what stocks do i buy if i like tomboys?

>> No.18280916

>>18280836
$180 in April, no way...just sell the Put in the next huge dump...

>> No.18280918

>>18280905
Pharma companies that sell testosterone for trannies, because all tomboys are being turned into FTM troons,

>> No.18280923

>>18280875
It's a temporary setback. Most people are forward thinking to after the virus. A lot of people are sitting on the sidelines buying in or waiting to buy in. And a lot of people are holding because they expect everything to get better. Why sell unless you need immediate money or there is a better alternative?

>> No.18280925

>OPEC will invite the U.S. oil regulator to take part in the emergency OPEC+ video meeting on Monday, a source involved in the preparation of the meeting told Russian news agency TASS on Friday.
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/OPEC-Invites-US-Oil-Official-To-Production-Cut-Meeting.html

US/OPEC+Russia all together in the virtual meeting on Monday!

Oil stonks going to go up

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>>18280228
No and there is a mistake to this even some pro analysts showing up on the biz news are, maybe or maybe no sincerely*, making. There is a key difference between event based recession, which this is, and systemic collapse recession, like 2008 and some other notable historic recessions were. Some people are smearing that line and bundling them together like they're the same. Concluding they have the same outcome. That is incorrect. Corona chan ripped the bandaid off hard but the system hasn't, and I don't think will, collapse as thoroughly as it has in the past from systemic collapse recessions. In fact, much to the bears' frustration it may very well kick the 2008 can even further down the road.

With corona chan market I expect a slow but volatile rise that will only gain strength as the balance of news turns to majority positive when the recovery stage is in full swing. This is as opposed to an '08 style where things were slow bleed until reality it and THEN the panic selling began. Corona crash selling has been all upfront and right away with the rapid initial drop that almost hit 1987 level of severity and speed. Now you're going to get a situation where blue chip companies are too cheap to pass up for longs despite waves of bad news washing over everything. Underlying assumption of the market, I think, is recovery period should be full steam ahead by fall at the latest.

>> No.18280930

>>18280875
Except we have some magic stock buybacks via short term loans or bail out money. :)

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>>18280881
shit my bad, try this

>> No.18280951

>>18280836
Lol ask for your money back on that one

>> No.18280954

>>18280905
COLM and other outdoor clothing/equipment related retail.

>> No.18280959

>>18280926
Exactly what I'm thinking, but more eloquently stated

>> No.18280960

>>18280918
Then what's the point of living? As if I needed another reason to hate the queers. Guess I'll have to wait for Japan's robo tomboys when I'm 80

>> No.18280964

>>18280926
I forgot the asterix! Biz news analyst opinion cannot be trusted. Only analyst worthwhile to listen to is someone who does the analysis as their job as an impartial advisor. Many people who show up on the news doing interviews have positions. Total shocker that analyst majority short thinks market go down more.

>> No.18281081

>>18280905
TEVA

>> No.18281089

>>18280875
>price of stock is tied to the value of a company
And that's where you are wrong kiddo. What do you think Jerome has been doing past few weeks?

>> No.18281102

>>18280925
>OPEC+ EMERGENCY VIRTUAL MEETING WILL NOT TAKE PLACE ON MONDAY, LIKELY TO BE POSTPONED TO APRIL 8 OR 9- TWO OPEC SOURCES

https://news.yahoo.com/opec-emergency-virtual-meeting-not-082443303.html


reeeeeeeeee

>> No.18281107

>>18279310
That's what I was thinking about Boeing as well. I suppose we could be staring at the end of Boeing right now, but I doubt that.

>> No.18281115

>OPEC and its allies will not hold their emergency virtual meeting on Monday and will likely postpone it until April 8 or 9 to allow more time for negotiations among oil producers on crude supply cuts, two OPEC sources said on Saturday.
https://english.alarabiya.net/en/business/energy/2020/04/04/OPEC-emergency-meeting-likely-to-be-postponed-Sources.html

>> No.18281137

>>18281102
>>18281115

Black Monday the Third

>> No.18281142

>>18279728
Mate

Having a YouTube channel about Bionicals isn't self employment

>> No.18281143

>>18281137
Not happening

>> No.18281155

What other data is gonna come out this week that's already priced in?

>> No.18281175

>>18281107
Boeing has a long battle ahead of it to recover. Scrapping the MAX could kill them. Not scrapping the MAX could also kill them. They've lost so much ground to Airbus from this. The MAX is a functional aircraft but they completely failed at the purpose of its design to be flyable by any pilot with experience flying other 737s with minimal additional training. Now the situation involves specialized training and MAX specific simulators. If you're an airline looking to add to the fleet, do you wanna go with all that expense and stigma or just move your business exclusively to the proven competitor?

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>VIX still below 50
its over

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>>18280589
I still see some namefags

I still remember the anon who was doing music gigs for a living... I wonder if he still lurks here

Also, MBA is a scam don't do it

>> No.18281190

I want this gay weekend to be over with already.

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When do we wake up from this and everything goes back to normal?

>> No.18281232

>>18280053
>Shoulder to hip ratio

It's a man

>> No.18281258

>>18281155
Death toll 7 billion.

>> No.18281260

>>18279936
>If the market goes up on average,

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he's cracked it, lads.
only fields of green now.

>> No.18281299

>>18280358
>doesn't know fintel
>doesn't know sqzme
lmao

>> No.18281357

>>18281299
That’s why I am asking about it...

>> No.18281377

oils going to fucking shit itself again

>> No.18281380
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>OPEC+ Meeting to Be Delayed on New Saudi, Russia Rift

Oh for fucks sake pls no i really cant handle more

>> No.18281400

>>18281357
GO BACK TO R3DDIT

>> No.18281413

>>18281377
>>18281380
nope the deal is gonna go through

>> No.18281416

>>18281357
Fintel turned to shit a bit after they made ownership filings partially premium but the data is still free. You just have to do 3 more extra clicks now to get the same information.
Still way better than SEC's Edgar which gives you eye cancer.
Sqzme has the only actual quantitative edge I know about. He explained everything he does in his white papers which means that you can recreate everything yourself 100% for free.
He provides his stats for spy for free. The rest is meant for professionals. If you want dix and gex for individual stocks or need help in recreating it yourself just ask him on twitter. He will help you.

>> No.18281421

>>18279575
Whelp, there's the explanation as to why the super majority of stock traders never make a dime.

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>>18281413

source? where/what?

I'm reading the opposite atm.

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NOOO NOOO NOOO NOT MY GROWERINOOOSS NOO NO!!!

>> No.18281477

>>18281416
Thank you based bro for actually taking the time to explain! Much appreciated

>> No.18281483

>>18281400
>R3DDIT
What’s that?

>> No.18281492

>>18281102
These fucking chickens. Everybody knew the talks on Monday would fail. Shorting oil was free money. Guess postponed talks is the second best result I could hope for.

>> No.18281504

>>18280836
If it wasn't for QE fucking everything up you'd be right.

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18281514

>Buffett selling airline stock
I think next week will be our week, bear bros.

>> No.18281539

>>18281514
He sold a small percentage of what he owned, probably to drive the price down and buy in cheaper.

>> No.18281540

>>18281514
based boomer

>> No.18281550

>>18281089
He did nothing. Fucking /biz/ and their Brrrr meme. Learn what QE really is about.

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18281555

I don't understand how BA was able to crab and surge while the DOW was dropping for the whole day.

>> No.18281607

>>18281416
Fascinating, gobbled up that whitepaper and documentation.
So basically the DIX currently is at a record high > 50%, GEX very low. S&P 500 going down in the days timeframe (GEX) but big rally in month timeframe (cf DIX). Or is that an overly simple view?

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What the fuck is this pattern called?
Just swing me round, fám?

>> No.18281668

>>18281643
the "only robots trade this" pattern

>> No.18281694

>>18281607
>So basically the DIX currently is at a record high
Yes, but bear market is unprecedented environment as dix only goes back to '11. No one knows how to interpret it in this context.
Dix basically shows latent buying and is easily negated by aggressive action on lit exchanges.
GEX is volatility forecast but you can also see it as a sentiment indicator. One thing we know is that gex was consistently negative in the '08 bear market. I think we're due for an short term upswing tho.

>> No.18281705

>>18281704
>>18281704
>>18281704

>>18281704
>>18281704
>>18281704

early morning thread for the stock boys

>>18281704
>>18281704
>>18281704

>>18281704
>>18281704
>>18281704

>> No.18282408

>>18279581
>im smart
ayyyy lmao

>> No.18283040

>>18281555
BA is defense company

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