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18278601 No.18278601 [Reply] [Original]

Post your "made it" house that you will buy yourself for Christmas this year, once you cash out at the peak bull of 2020.

For me it's indawoods by the lake for maximum comfy and adequate isolation.

>> No.18278616
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ill create some brutalist monstrosity.

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>>18278601

>> No.18278643
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>>18278601

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<- >as preferred by 9/10 WSJ readers

>> No.18278656

>buying a house

imagine not spending all that money on various watches that will actually hold its value lol kys

>> No.18278687

>>18278616
based. i've been imagining a shed-roofed concrete tiltup warehouse in the mountains for myself. good to see another anon with terrible taste in here

>> No.18278703

>>18278656
>wrist fedoras

>> No.18278744
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Tbqh I don't need a house this big. I'd just use it to show off my superiority.

>> No.18278758

>>18278744
This is fucken gross

>> No.18278772

Who cares about a house I'm not a fucking woman. I'd live in a literal cave with camping chair as long as I had internet and a fridge

>> No.18278773

>>18278744
Mcmansion tier no sense of uniformity

>> No.18278782

>>18278744
jesus fuck, my eyes
this is why people who aren't architects should be barred from the process involvement entirely

>> No.18278809

>>18278632
imagine having a castle and a comfy room with a fire to read by, mmmmm

>> No.18278825

I want a container house in the forest

>> No.18278850
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>>18278632
What about ghosts, Anon?

>> No.18278878

>>18278850
It's cool I died a few years ago. Was a fan of the 90s Casper movie, I'd probably be ok with some ghost buds.
>>18278809
Yeah, would be sweet.

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>>18278601
>Peak Bull

Here was your peak bull

"QUICK ITS THE WEEKEND DURING A PLAGUE IN A TIME OF EXTREME UNCERTAINTY OF BAD NEWS MAYHEM AND MASS DEATH
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY DONT MISS OUT"

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>>18278601
There are bears in that forest. Watch out and thank me later.

>> No.18278976
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This just being a front with a massive underground.
>get fucked tornadoes

>> No.18278997

>>18278975
Were talking crypto new fag
>always can tell new fags they think stocks first

>> No.18279011

>>18278601
well imma do some osnit work on these locations brb

>> No.18279017

>>18278744

That really is ugly anon. Wow.

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>> No.18279062

>>18278975
I have a few boomsticks. They are good for bears and for boogaloos.

>> No.18279104

>>18279061
Beautiful and based

>> No.18279299

>>18278744

>>18279017
>That really is ugly
Literally word for word what came out of my mouth.

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>>18278601

>> No.18279359

>>18278643
A hotel room kek

>> No.18279360

>>18278616
the top of that building looks like it should be in a tony hawk level

>> No.18279408

>>18279356
you should catch herpes
you'd obviously find it aesthetically pleasing

>> No.18279423

>>18278997
>new fag

>> No.18279428

What kind of loser cashes out? Might as well trade it for toilet paper, at least its more valuable. USD won't be around anymore come December. Worthless shitcoin pump and dump. Indian rupee unironically has better fundamentals.

>> No.18279447

>>18279061
Hi Ted, you got a phone with internet in there?

>> No.18279460

>>18279408
i was just kidding breh
but fun fact that property was listed for nearly $400 million. don't know if anyone bought it though kek

>> No.18279465

>>18279428
Then think of it as buying a piece of property with their assets. If you're being this obtuse.

We all know the USD is going to be monopoly money in due time.

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>> No.18279676

Lol fuck a house you faggit

>> No.18279690

>>18279676
You can't fuck a house.

>> No.18279706

>>18278601
Yep. This would be it. I already own a small cabin in NW Ontario, but this would be the one I'd want if I had more money than someone that had a lot of fucking money.

>> No.18279735

>>18279356
>triggers that hole-phobia

>> No.18279770

>>18279690
You can fuck a faggot house

>> No.18279780

>>18278616
>t. jewish

>> No.18279890

>>18279690
stop making stupid comments

>> No.18279991

>>18278601
Go and watch the opening 2 minutes of Private's "Ibiza Sex Party 2". The house I will have is the house featured in this opening scene

>> No.18280031
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>>18278601
Traditional red brick house, so i can smoke cigars upstairs and read books, and a clear front yard so i can shoot trespassers

>> No.18280036
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Ive got kids. I need something family friendly.

>> No.18280041

>>18279465
>he doesnt know what monopoly means
Ita already a monopoly

>> No.18280052

>>18279991
Cant you just take screeshot of the daid house you cunt

>> No.18280092
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Something Mediterranean.

>> No.18280095
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>>18278601
>>18278616
>>18278651
>>18278976
>>18279061
>>18280031
>>18280036
soul
>>18278632
>>18278643
>>18278744
>>18279356
>>18279477
>>18279625
soulless

>> No.18280105

>>18280095
based

>> No.18280157
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>>18278601
you need to stay alive first

>> No.18280160

>>18278601

Peak thread.

Carry on, gentlemen.

>> No.18280175

>>18280095
soulless

>> No.18280205
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>>18278976
What do you have in mind?

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Paint it camo and try to get some jamming equipment.

>> No.18280259

>>18280095
that is stunning

>> No.18280299
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Cabin ftw

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>> No.18280538

>>18278772
This. Would rather put my capital in something that produces good profits. I would continue to live in my parents basement even if I was a billionaire.

>> No.18280608

>>18280425
Beautiful.

>> No.18280609
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>>18278601

Log cabin in the woods/mountains

>> No.18280621
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>>18280609

>> No.18280625
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something like this but built where Im from (SE Alaska rainforest)

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>>18280425
you wouldn't happen to be Swedish by any chance?

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>>18278601
It's not going to happen but I always loved this town.

>> No.18280994

>>18280625
spent like 30 min looking around southeast alaska on google maps, looks pretty based

>> No.18281135

>>18278601
I literally can not decide.
I wouldn't even know where to go.
Buying an Apartment in the city sucks.
Having a gigantic house outside of the city sucks as well, and is useless.
I don't need that much space.
After all, I will never find a woman anyway to share such a place, let alone have children.
I like the idea of having an Island though, go fishing and be far away from society.
But then again, fucking 3000 LINK is too less to buy an Island.
I might travel Asia, live in a few places for longer, and then go back home on my fathers farm.
I also considered Russia.
But the big cities are expensive as fuck, and everything else is a shithole

>> No.18281163

>>18278744
I can tell that you're an American

>> No.18281186

>>18278651
Fredo!

>> No.18281320

>>18281135
hey hey hey
get a boat

>> No.18281536
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i've lost so much money, i'd say i made if i i survive this year with a few cents

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>> No.18281663

>>18278616
this, but only in the middle of a neighborhood where all of the other houses look comfy and traditional.

>> No.18281682

>>18280052
Yeah, OK, I have a few somewhere. I'll dig them out. Failing that I'll watch the thing again and take fresh ones

>> No.18281693

>>18280425
Kek, based Boyardbro

>> No.18281723
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>>18281638
ehh hello based department? id like to file a case of being extremly based.

>> No.18281744
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designed by adolf loos

>> No.18281751

>>18281744
Ewwww

>> No.18281873

>>18278601
At least an acre, preferably more, preferably with a water supply, preferably with some woods nearby.

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>>18278601

>> No.18283321
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>>18283321

>> No.18283339

>>18283329
enjoy mosquitos
ngmi

>> No.18283503

>>18283321
>>18283329
Soulless and sterile

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>>18278601

>> No.18283829
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>>18283321
is actually a spa
this house right next to it though!

>> No.18283965
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My fortress from which I will keep watch on the high seas.

>> No.18283978

>>18281663
Jew mindset

>> No.18284002

>>18283965
millions literally down the drain

>> No.18284014

>>18283321
Der Fuhrerbünker?

>> No.18284286
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Übermenschenbase

>> No.18284326

>>18284286
fake and gay

>> No.18284346

https://www.green-acres.fr/fr/properties/95815.htm

this with camera everywhere, no neigbors, 4wheelers, jet skis, many dogs, many cats, many friends and my family has the keys so they can come whenever they want

>> No.18284424

>>18278601
Not gonna lie, that looks really comfy.

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>>18284326
Uff right in the friggin balls mate
How dare you pointing out the obvious

>> No.18284441

>>18280299
i already live somewhere like this with my parents, heh

>> No.18284465

>>18284002
I highly doubt it would collapse in anyone's lifetime. A good way to dab on whoever wants to buy your house after you die though.

>> No.18284478

>>18278616
so fucking eerie

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>>18280238
Based

>> No.18284520

>>18283306
tacky
>>18280036
decent depending on interior

>> No.18284565

>>18280805
where is this?

>> No.18284569

>>18278616
Based

>> No.18284576

>>18284565
Read the filename and watermark.

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>>18278997
It doesn't matter.

Crypto mirrors the stockmarket

>> No.18284615

>>18283306
Quite the view

>> No.18284661

>>18278850
That's part of the charm

>> No.18284765

>>18278616
shalom

>> No.18284852
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i grew up in a massive home (5k sqft for only three people) and it always felt empty and pointless.

>> No.18284895

My home will be a harem of exotic sex slaves

>> No.18284925

>>18281186
Based reference

>> No.18285582

>>18284576
i did. i want the actual location

>> No.18285597

>>18278616

>> No.18285751
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>> No.18285901

>>18284852

Best one in the thread so far

>> No.18285928

>>18285901
to be fair, it's a render. but it's a nice one

>> No.18286094
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This Year? I'll probably start simple:
>Be careful, I just had the sidewalk power-washed
>signs have been posted

>> No.18286182

>>18285928
How do you render that?

>> No.18286202

>>18286182
I didn't. It's one I found off of google. It's a studio that designs custom homes but I didn't look too hard to see what they use for their renders

>> No.18286633

>>18280095
Where is this? Reverse image search pulls up Russian ad bs

>> No.18286658

>>18278960
Priced in

>> No.18286676

>>18283321
is that a counter strike map?

>> No.18286767

>>18278772
This guy's already made it

>> No.18286784

>>18278744
Is it made out of plywood?

>> No.18286799

>>18278601
Don't live by a lake, the millions of flys will drive you insane every spring.

>> No.18286860

>>18286799
good point, when scouting for a location you have to measure insect/mosquito levels over a couple of years

>> No.18287066

>>18280031
Abjectly horrendous. there's a reason you can't afford anything

>> No.18287253

>>18283329
>>18283321
The only person with good taste itt

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>>18283321
Oh that's a great idea.

>> No.18287410
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The med calls for me....
I need to get out of this anglo abomination shithole

>> No.18287418
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I need some sort of red brick, 60's era house.
1. For class/style
2. Because modern houses are just white blocks. I need something better
How else am I going to exude my overwhelming aura of respect and utmost class upon my neighbors?

>> No.18287425

>>18279356
Isn't that where fucking barba pappa and his family live?

>> No.18287435

XMR gang

>> No.18287496
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>>18287410

>>18287410
Where I want to be

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>>18287496
Where I'll probably end up

>> No.18287523
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something like this that's 10-20 min drive from a small town

>> No.18287579

>>18278601
Hope you like mosquitos

>> No.18287583

>>18278616
>why yes i am the villain

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>>18278744
nouveau riche have no clue.

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>>18284586
Crypots are speculative assets with no actual value. They're the "tulip mania" of the modern era.

Why don't you buy some real assets like a man and stop playing with your paper trash.

>> No.18287736

>>18287509
with the rest of the yeast, where you belong.

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>>18287719

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>>18280425
Fangerne på fortet KEK

>> No.18288252

>>18278632
MY. NIGGER.

>> No.18288328

>>18280238
>>18284515

van life is nowhere near as comfortable as Instagram influencers and hippies make it out to be. not even fucking close. it's uncomfortable as fuck.

>> No.18288370

>>18283965
too bad you can only keep watch while looking out to the right, if you try to look left there's a massive concrete wall blocking the entire view

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I invested in ONE

>> No.18288519

>>18278744
Fags hopping on the "its so ugly" bandwaggon but it is comfier than >>18278601

>> No.18288524

>>18288328
For me it's not a big deal, I sleep on a bed frame with no mattress. Live like a roach

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>>18278744
>I'd just use it to show off my superiority.
Sit down, boy.

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>>18288776
>Neoclassical
That's pretty cringe bro

>> No.18288955

>>18288776
maintaining that property in that condition is insanely expensive. people who can pull it off basically manage an entire economy themselves

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>>18288912

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>>18288966

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>>18289042

>> No.18289073

>>18287509
Modern day future slum. Just you wait. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>18289055

>> No.18289098

>>18286094
I can't think of anything less comfy than being straddled on both sides by other houses 3ft away. I want to be able to have daft punk play at my house with no noise complaints.

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>>18289073
Suburbs are going to degenerate in the coming decades, I agree

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>>18289116

>> No.18289163

Estate on the border of Georgia and Russia

One of the few places you cans till be a warlord in Europe

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>>18289124
I know a guy who builds spec homes in the bay area, he tears down $5 million dollar homes to build on top of

>> No.18289182

>>18280805
Damn I drive through there when I'm visiting my folks in Florence. They've got one convenience store, two weed shops and a post office and that's about it.

It's comfy but there's all sorts of sleepy coastal oregon waterfront towns like this. What's so special about Mapleton?

>> No.18289206

>>18287418
>No paved walkway leading to the door

What kind of nonsense is this?

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I want something colonial in style. Preferably an old tobacco or cotton farm in the south. Warm, soulful, and full of history.

>> No.18289242

>>18289116
Not if this virus continues as it has....

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>> No.18289273

>>18289257
>(you)

>> No.18289293

>>18289257
the sound of the waterfall would get annoying after a while.

>> No.18289304

>>18289167
>>18289133
>>18289116
>>18289089
>>18289055
>>18289042
>>18288966
>>18288912
>>18287496
>>18287410
You've got great taste.

>> No.18289457

>>18289293
No it’s the most relaxing thing to fall asleep to. I’ve got a little one always running in my paladarium next to my bed

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>>18289242
>>18289116
They've already started. Bohemian hipster liberal faggots build their soiboy businesses that fail within a year to once quaint suburban neighborhoods and bring the riff raff along. I've received several complaints from tenants and potential buyers about how horrendous things are on Fridays and the weekend once degenerates spillover from main thoroughfares and into residential areas to look for parking or visit their degenerate friends that always somehow end being 12 fucks living in a small 3 bedroom single family or condo. Granted, I live in Los Angeles and it's always been awful, but as of late the degeneracy has spread like a virus (heh) and out of its containment zones. LA had prime neighborhoods and now anything that isn't up on the hills has gone to shit.

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>>18289304
Thanks anon. I'm a med mutt born in the wrong side of the world. Pics like this helps me cope

>> No.18289574

>>18280095
nice. I'd prefer to live in the middle of a forest (because of the isolation), but that'd be my 2nd option

>>18280411
nice

>>18280425
kek

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>>18289563

>> No.18289622

>>18280299
>>18280609
based & tedpilled

>> No.18289711

>>18278878
>It's cool I died a few years ago.
They have internet on the other side? Evidently.

>> No.18289754

>>18283829
A 21st century Bag End.

>> No.18290253

what's a related board for these kinds of things? I need to fix "my" house and I need advice about materials and things.

>>18281744
what material is the ceiling made of?

>> No.18290668

>>18289257
Looks hideous, and is a nightmare to maintain

>> No.18290705

>>18278772
Based all woman are whores

>> No.18290744

>>18279690
Not with that attitude

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>> No.18291122

>>18279360
underrated

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>>18278601

My dream house would be a sports dome enclosure. I would buy a bunch of open land and put up one of these domes, and live in the fucking thing.

Living in a giant wide open enclosed space would be awesome. Imagine looking up and your ceiling is 100 feet off the ground. That would be tits.

>> No.18291527

>>18291488
I'd imagine it would be pretty creepy at night, though. If it's human nature to be paranoid and imagine something's watching you from the closet, imagine if you were surrounded by 50,000 seats literally put there to watch you with.

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no neighbors
can am 4wheelers
many stray cats / dogs i will feed but are not allowed to go into my house
many cameras that i can check from my bed

>> No.18291545

>>18289293
looks like not far enough drop to generate enough volume to get through soundproofing of the house

>> No.18291585

>>18291527

I wouldn't put in any of the sports seating. It would have some rooms along the sides for storage, bathrooms, and a kitchen, and the rest would be wide open.

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18291648

Eh, something kind of like this, but with a big fuck off automotive and woodworking shop somewhere on the property. By a large lake or close to the ocean would be my preferred location.

>> No.18291675

>>18291648
grass is too high
window too big
no walls around your land
house too small

3/10

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related

>> No.18291700

>>18279061
Based Professor.
That'd be perfect. Prime neet.

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>>18278601
I just want an old log cabin on 100 acres and the liberty to fuck around all day.
I'm on the verge of a breakdown thinking that my dream life is a common life 200 years ago.

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>>18278632
I also hate indoor temperature controls and plumbing.

>>18278744
>hired an architect but still insisted on all this tasteless stuff.

>>18278976
Just get a yurt.

>>18279356
Guadipilled and HOA-free

>>18279477
Can borrow sugar from neighbor and not leave the house!

>>18279625
Triad boss in movie

>>18280092
Slippery when wet.

>>18281638
Lost in Haifa.

>>18283321
Only four ovens?

>>18283829
Christ, the zoning regulations on this neighborhood!

>>18283965
Actually nice idea, poor execution.

>>18284497
Aristocratic, although who wants that many servants anymore.

>>18284852
Why is the ground white?

>>18285751
You better be in Asia.

>>18287523
That roof though.

>>18288776
Having trouble moving past the cube trees.

>>18288912
The knee high hedge maze seems a wasted opportunity.

>>18288966
Also nice but reminds me too much of university.

>>18291098
Living in a new age tomb..?

>>18291488
There is no insulation?


Well thanks for the ideas. Still can't decide on the future I want though.

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>>18278601

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>> No.18291931

>>18291688
This thread is still up, oh my. That's Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland in case anyone is interested. Sauce in never posted.

>> No.18291947

>>18291827
Not gonna lie, the Epstein compound seemed pretty comfy sans child rape and murder. I'd make that domed structure into my gym sanctuary.

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>>18291744
200 years ago you would have worked your fingers to the bone from dawn to dusk (and be too tired for sex that your religion doesn't allow anyway), your wife has a boil growing on her face, your back is killing you, bad weather will cause your youngest son to die from malnutrition during the winter, and you just can't get rid of that old cough that will finally kill you at age 35.

plus you're worried about those bandits that you heard about after church a few weeks ago and you swear you saw some red eyes in the pitch dark night the other day (has the devil come to town?)

>> No.18291981

>>18291931
cool, thanks!
https://youtu.be/R_4XZuUqwoc

>> No.18292007

>>18291981
Stunning isn't it?

>> No.18292046

>>18292007
it's very pretty, even in winter
https://youtu.be/dTpI9DIPCM0?t=90

i wonder if their internet connection is good

>> No.18292077

>>18292046
Satellite internet. Unless you do online gaming, it's perfectly fine even for streaming. I live in the sticks and it's what I use

>> No.18292096

>>18278601
Absolute delusion

>> No.18292102

>>18292077
i'm so used to fiber i'd probably go nuts if i couldn't get at least 10 MiB/s download speeds

>> No.18292103

>>18291959
not everyone was a dumb christcuck 200 years ago

>> No.18292121

>>18291959
>Implying I don't enjoy physical work and my desk job and 18 years of (((indoctrination))) wasn't worse.

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>>18292103
yes there were dumb other religions too.

>>18292121
my point is you don't want to live common life 200 years ago. you live better today than the richest kings did 200 years ago and you have better access to healthcare today than rockefeller had 100 years ago. movies and series sucks at portraying common life in the past, it was god damn awful.

>> No.18292199
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>>18290668
>Looks hideous, and is a nightmare to maintain
behave.
In a period where greatness in architecture is a sparse commodity, Fallingwater is (like Pic Related) still one of Americas greatest private houses. That the roof leaked and it would have otherwise collapsed by now when left to its own devices, just adds to the charm. Who said great should be easy

>> No.18292219

>>18292199
Disgusting.

>> No.18292220

>>18292170
>you live better today than the richest kings did 200 years ago
I guess I'm just fucked in the head, anon.
I go camping. I sleep outside in a hammock when I can. I love to fish and hunt. What I hate is waking up 260 days out of the year, sitting in traffic, and getting fucked in the ass for 8 hours, so be it.

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I would really like to own a traditional Japanese house with an entrance like this, it's beyond beautiful.

>> No.18292249

>>18292220
you wouldn't be able to do that 200 years ago, you'd struggle just to survive. maybe you can have time for such leisure activities once per year, if the weather is right. of course you can't really afford to go anywhere and traveling takes forever anyway.

>> No.18292250

>>18292234
look at this incel weeb

>> No.18292258

>>18292250
>incel
You have to go back

>> No.18292276

>>18292250
100x times more soul that any of your McMansions.
Also anime website

>> No.18292290

>>18292250
Over 56.31% of 4chan users are weebs.

>> No.18292302

>>18292234
You can get those for pretty cheap. The Japanese don’t like to buy used homes.

>> No.18292315

>>18288776
That looks like a municipal building. Do you live there or pay your fucking taxes there? Is that your house, or where judges decide the fate of people who break the law?

>> No.18292362

>>18279477
First one that really knocks it out the park. Fuck's the point of wealth if you can't look at exotic beach titties, palm trees and crystal blue water whenever you want?

>> No.18292414

>>18281536
Jej. Hope your luck improves, anon. Invest in oil. You'll either rocket back to prominence in record time or flame out in epic fashion. Either way, the rest of your life will be very interesting.

>> No.18292417

>>18284852
Where is this anon?

>> No.18292495

>>18283306
Fucking amazing. Comfy as fuck on a snowy day with a blanket, some hot chocolate and the Rudolph Christmas special.
>>18284520
>tacky
Your taste is shit and you should feel shit.
>>18283965
Looks cool, in a "holy fuck, look what man is capable of." kind of way, but there's no way I wouldn't freak out every night worrying about earthquakes or plate shifts sliding my house into the ocean.

>> No.18292537

>>18291688
imagine importing 10,000 africans here lol

>> No.18292628

>>18289042
Escobar drug palace/10. Great taste, anon but there's no fucking way you're not moving kilos of raw through that bitch.
>>18289124
These boomers have officially lost their fuckin' minds.
>>18287523
Nice. It'll be fun to come back to after a long day of looking for the One ring.

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Dumping some houses I've saved.

This house in Stockholm is great.

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Central Buenos Aires, also lovely turn-of-the-century architecture.

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Old mansion in central Paris

>> No.18292836

>>18287719
because buying men is illegal now anon.

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Country house in Patagonia

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>>18292850

Another pic from same house

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https://youtu.be/eTSzs64jQLc?list=FLwHzYYyITdxTE_9oplfu73A

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>>18278616

>> No.18293458
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>>18278601
Gatsby-style

>> No.18293491
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>>18278601
Something modest. I love French colonial styles

>> No.18293510

>>18293491
French provincial*

>> No.18293652

>>18289257
building is actually crumbling due to water moisture, only reason its standing is due to constant repair.

>> No.18293866

pictures for ants, terrible taste from nearly everyone, proves you're all poor and dumb

>> No.18294319

>>18289574
It's funny how rural areas can feel less isolated in many ways. Small insular communities are often very tight-knit: everyone knows everyone else and there is a clear, cohesive ingroup to which everyone belongs, while in cosmopolitan city-centers there seems to be a general disregard, and even a disdain for human beings: in the city you're never alone, but you're almost always isolated, and dealing with people becomes a sort of pestilence. The person behind the cash register is not a small business owner and well-known community member; they aren't even a person, but a robot, an unfortunate obstacle standing between you and your consooomption. This is the result of cosmopolitan multicultural ethnic enclave crabs-in-a-bucket. I can't imagine paying MORE to live like that, but to each their own

>> No.18294683

>>18287496
Holy fuck, the soul in this picture.

>> No.18294693

>>18278601
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fiG11Z7JBbDC/
This is a gang of people that created virus swindle up on you

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>>18294683
>ywn have a light dinner and drinks on your villa balcony with your group of eccentric, interesting friends talking into the evening enjoying the warm summer night
>ywn finish the night by getting into bed with your warm hearted big butt, sun kissed, mediterranean goddess wife who fills the house with her food and sound of the harp she plays in the late afternoon
>ywn fill your days sailing around the bay or driving your vintage coupe to the homes of influential people in the nearby city for lunch while you procrastinate on finishing the follow up novel everybody constantly begs you to finish

>> No.18295275

>>18291488
This. I'd go for something more transparent though and grow a fucking tropical jungle in there with me and my comfy living area inside.

>> No.18295302

>>18288328
That's not the point. The point is to have just enough comfort to make living a vagrant life not so tiring. Everyone has different values and desires.

>> No.18295461

>>18292170
Fuck you modernity loving liberal scum.
And fuck you faggot for derailing this thread with your bullshit

>> No.18295479

>>18293491
this is a mcmansion, not a provence type of house

>> No.18295501

>>18291688
>hellhole in winter
>swarmed by busloads of chinese tourists in summer
social media was a mistake.

>> No.18295512

>>18292199
this looks like a function room at the local park

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doesn't anyone want to build their own house? as in hire an architect to work with and a contractor to build it.

>> No.18295737

>>18295461
you wouldn't have lasted 2 years 200 years ago. that's right, i'm still here. you better be grateful for your comfy and safe modern life.

>> No.18295741

>>18284852
We were 2500 to 3000 sq ft in my childhood home. It was alright when all of us lived at home but once my sister's moved out I was sort of baffled as to why my dad didn't want to downsize. He spends almost all of his time at work or in his home office and he could do that less if he just had a smaller house.

>> No.18295746

>>18285751
Kind of nice I like it

>> No.18295750

>>18287673
>CheckEmPedro.jpg

>> No.18295752

>>18288468
Gorgeous. All of you guys posting old buildings should check out @WrathOfGnon on Twitter.

>>18288659
Where is this?

>> No.18295756

>>18278601
I'll take anything I can get at this point

>> No.18295764

>>18291959
nah m8 as long as you made it past about 7 your good to70

live local, fit, more time off as serf>>>office worker.

Fresh air.

Wife fit and skinny and white.

Fucked out you 16th kids (ok 8 or 10 dies)

dont have to travel anwhere much

no niggers
no asians

fuck even no the next village.

>> No.18295799

>>18295180
>wife cheats on you with james bond
>SPECTER take over your house and kidnap you
>house blows up during action sequence

>> No.18295809

>>18295764
lol sure, just gotta avoid getting a small cut in your 70 years of manual labour so you don't get an infection. no soap bars around for you common folk's daily use.

>> No.18295816

>>18289098

jesus christ look how close the neighbour's house is

>> No.18295817

>>18289055
holy shit

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>>18278601

I'd want something low profile, fuck flexing with islands and lakeside, flood insurance is not worth having to wait months while my house is re-modeled after the one time it happens.

The only things I care about are inside.
1) gigabit fiber to the house
2) a home theater with professional treated acoustics
3) a recording studio with sound proofing
4) pay somebody a couple grand to run all my wires with cable raceways so that all I ahve to do when I want to connect something is connect a USB.

All that, I can have an average house on the outside and pamper myself inside.

>> No.18295844

>>18295809
mate...how many small cuts have you been infected by> seriously?

thier were alternates to soap, and thier is tlitle evidence haveing daily baths or showers is good for your health.

No headlice thats an issue I would dislike.

But he intesnial parsites probally stopped all the autoimune problems.

>> No.18295850

>>18278772
You don't have any sense of royalty, beauty or sophistication in your tiny brain. There is nothing feminine about success, power or prestige. External beauty, order, grace and tenderness are visible ways to identify a human being that has value not only in himself but value in his relationship with the external world. I would much sooner strike up a conversation with a clean polite and successful looking man than a crude low iq moron who thinks everyone acting fancy and is just as stupid pompous and low brow as he is. The polite man more often sips on a whiskey in his nice home with a nice story to share while the moron sits in his shit dwelling chugging shit beer waiting to infect the world with his horrible attitude.

>> No.18295852

>>18292761

That is nice. Pity the country is overrun with feminists, niggers and arabs.

Such a waste.

>> No.18295891

>>18295850
"Wow dude you sip whisky? That's fucking fascinating let me give you a rimjob"

>> No.18296040

>>18287523
Have fun with constant upkeep, I live near a few of houses like that and all of them have decaying roofs that have been under renovation for over 7 years now.

>> No.18296075

>>18295850
gay

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>>18295844
mate...how much farming do you do> seriously?

smearing cow dung mixed with goat blood on your body is a bad alternative to soap

>> No.18296400

>>18295809
lol he fell for the lie.
>yes goy life was total shit before industralization. Be grateful for your wageslave life

>> No.18296445

>>18285928

That's it, I thought that image was somehow dreamlike and looked uncanny to be real. Especially the roof looked unnatural. Great design regardless.

>> No.18296453

>>18278601
mosquito town

>> No.18296523

>>18281536
Shrek in the window

>> No.18296543

>>18287410
surprised that sea is so clean looking desu

>> No.18296545

>>18288659
OH FUCK I'M GONNA
COOOOOM
>https://ricardobofill.com/la-fabrica/see/

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>>18279991
>>18280052
>>18281682

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>>18296685

>> No.18296702
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>>18296694

>> No.18296713
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>>18296702

>> No.18296721
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>>18296713

>> No.18296732

>>18296685
ow my fucking eyes

>> No.18296765

money cant buy taste

>> No.18296797

This coping isn't good for you anon, you'll never "make it", hell even if you did, your clear disregard for money by purchasing these idiotic buildings should warn you.
It's time to wake up, look around and accept that you'll never be rich, your problems will never go away. This is your life.

>> No.18296809

>>18296400
also enjoy your hairy and smelly women of 200 years ago

>> No.18296841

>>18278601
I want to unironically build a castle where my family can live if needed
Turn it into a hotel, ,museum, venue for weddings etc for more profit

>> No.18296943

>>18296721
sauce on the video?

>> No.18296974

>>18289206
The front door is a decoration and the main entrance is through the garage, out of frame.
If it's from the 60s then it's a fake Georgian style brick house, just as soulless as a ranch or McMansion, just with a friendly facade.

>> No.18297548

>>18289257
tfw my family owns the source water rights of the run that flows through fallingwater and could divert it killing their waterfall
also fuck frank wright, fuck the kaufmans, and fuck the wpa conservancy

>> No.18297613

>>18296809
what age do u think you were funcking back then, women +21 were old , 12~15 were the norm.

Your fucking the grandmas of thier time, but yes good goy

>> No.18297642

>>18295626
If I try to build my own house, it be as well crafted as that railing is pretending to be.

>>18297548
They might appreciate not having the constant noise and moisture damage? Shut it down and see if they'll pay to keep it on or off.

>> No.18297696

>>18297613
you were locked for life, even if you were one of the few lucky ones to bag a 12yo (it wasn't the norm in the 1800s) remember they grow up! and yes you were locked for life because you didn't want to be cast into eternal hellfire. and no you weren't not religious in those days.

>> No.18297882
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just me and the boys hanging out on the stoop with some cold ones

>> No.18297892

>>18291585
What in the fuk is wrong with you honestly. Imagine the power goes out and you dont have a flashlight.

"Breaking news, dumbfuck starves to death in his sports dome after he cant find his way out when his circuit breaker trips."

>> No.18297976

>>18296118
Are you and idiot? most soap is not antibactirial, its just a oil cutter to get our natural oils off. And not getting a cut? The body of the average peasant, in all likelyhood, would have a much stronger immune system due to having less detrimental chemicals and hormones in their food, water etc. Not saying that living life as a serf would have been all sunshine and spice, but saying that a one centimeter long scratch on your hand would lead you to die, or that they would wipe shit in to thier wound as a way of healing, is dumb. Hell, infact, most of those poor fucks had a tool to keep thier wounds clean. Its called a bandage+sugar. Yeah, that shit is shoved in to our industrial grade TM food product to make it palatable, can also be used as an antibacterial. So go fuck yourself, my serf bois dont need your negative attitude.

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>>18278601
A farmhouse, a few dozen acres, some woodland, and peace of mind away from the homosexual Jewish city.

>> No.18298046

>>18283965
>I'm assured to die an horrible death at the first earthquake.

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>>18298039
Ideally I would have enough land to be able to grow most of my own food and have some animals as well.

My children would grow up healthy and strong doing farm work, hunting, fishing, and roaming the land while the children of city people grow up to be Jewish homosexual trannies with deadly allergies to everything.

>> No.18298778

>>18288229
larf

>> No.18298799

>>18278744
Is this the final boss of McMansions?