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>> No.18277173

anime

>> No.18277193

crab market

>> No.18277200
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cunny

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>>18277148
No need to go to such lengths when simple market forces will do it.

>> No.18277219

>>18277160
is this an adventure manga?

>> No.18277221
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OK guys, it was kinda funny at first but now I'm starting to think some of you are actually racist. Can we chill out please? I'm just here to have fun and talk stonks.

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>>18277160
Absolutely based and BTFD pilled.

WHAT DID YOU LONG THIS WEEK BULLCHADS?

Bought one share each of LMT AMD NVDA GS

>> No.18277239

>>18276872
Reminder that this bear market is purging people like this retard from the market.

Bullish as Fuck.

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>>18277222
Don't worry, I hate a lot pf white people too

>> No.18277251

>>18277246
this guy gets it

>> No.18277252

>>18277222
I’ll see you guys again in 330 replies, have fun

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>>18277160
Fuck-fuck, pass sauce, plz

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>>18277205
>No need to go to such lengths when simple market forces will do it.
raising oil prices is essentially the only reason Saudis do 99% of the things they do, with or without market forces

>also, you do realize the house of saud IS a market force, right?

>> No.18277267

>>18277239
We get to 16k on the DOW in June I'll finally become a bullbro. We barely shed the overheated euphoria from the last 2 years. Theres a crunch coming.

>> No.18277268

>18277239
Retard bioshit “investor” who gets his DD from stocktwits.

Sounds familiar

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>>18277246
White (Hispanic) and White (Ashkenazi) of course.

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>>18277160
ywn be arrested and interrogated by a squad of smug loli-bullies

>> No.18277287
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>>18277239
It's settled.
I'M DOUBLING DOWN ON MONDAY

Keep REEing, bearfags. My bagholding cannot be stopped!

>> No.18277290

>>18277281
Truly suffering.

>> No.18277292
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18277292

Alright p-powell you had your fun..you can stop manipulating the market now..

>> No.18277295

trying to estimate yearly divs

we can assume that shit will just not return to what it was before the crash right?

>> No.18277303

>>18277287
this unfiltered awooing must be stoppped

>> No.18277320

i hate you privileged NIGGER loving FAGGOTS with every inch of my being

>> No.18277326

>>18277287
Go back to /pol/ faggot

>> No.18277331

>>18277295
Remains to be seen if oil majors dump or cut their divy. Shell took out a huge line of credit to ensure it so they might be fine.

>> No.18277338

>>18277295
Depends. Some of the best div companies 5 years from now may not even started paying divs up to today. I don't chase yields. If I focus on companies with some amount of staying power, growth and cash flows and the dividends will eventually come.

>> No.18277344

>>18277287
you gotta be patient
this market can crab you up if you step into a 3x leveraged position
better to not be leveraged for at least a few months

>> No.18277357

Is now a retarded time to go in on a broad index fund if I'm an investlet and don't have the time or experience to really analyze the stocks I'm buying? Is dollar-cost averaging best left in a 401(k)?

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>>18277255
Mitsuboshi Colors

>> No.18277375

>>18277148 #
Seems like that would be counter productive because they'd lose a not insignificant amount of oil, and I can't imagine it would raise their value that much since they're in this position to begin with because people don't want to buy their oil. This isn't even getting into how difficult it would be to pull off in the first place

>>18277205
Doesn't that pic imply that market forces are going to make the situation even worse for them?

>> No.18277381

>>18277160
incredibly based op

>> No.18277386

>>18277357
Now is a better time than 2 months ago before the market lost 30%. Commit to converting cash into stocks steadily over time with a specific schedule so you don't feel bad about buying at the wrong time. A lot of people here and in the investing world think the market will get worse before it recovers. So it's up to you if you wait a month or two.

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>>18277222

>> No.18277395

I'm smart enough to think I know what I'm doing, but dumb enough to lose all my money.

>> No.18277405
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It's over doomers.

>> No.18277407

Should all rapists kill themselves?

>> No.18277409

>>18277395
what did u buy...
how much money did u lose...

>> No.18277422

>>18277407
They should be raped so they understand the pain they inflict on others

>> No.18277432

>>18277422
but then who rapes the rapers? when does the cycle end??

>> No.18277438

>>18277405
kek, i guess the corpses aren't taking up ICU beds so its accurate

>> No.18277443

>>18277405
BC has been shutting down fairly well, a few straggler bars in Vancouver but those were closed like two weeks ago, the ferry service is 80% reduced, gas is below a dollar for the first time since 2008

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>>18277303
CANNOT. BE. STOPPED.

>> No.18277450

You think Buffet has scared himself out of the airline industry?

>> No.18277452

>>18277432
It would be a state mandated rapist, sort of like an old timey executioner. They get a free pass.

>> No.18277457

>>18277422
What happens if they enjoy it and feel completely vindicated, and go become a serial rapist?

>> No.18277464
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ban anime trannies

>> No.18277466

>>18277452
kek

>> No.18277469

>>18277409
Spy options

>> No.18277473

>>18277432
It doesn't, once everyone is a rapist, no one is a rapist. We achieve a new normalcy in forced human copulation.

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>>18277326
>>18277344
>you gotta be patient
NO. I WANNA LOSE MONEY NOW.
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME HARDER
AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.18277482

>>18277450
That old sneaky fuck is probably buying up the airline before the bailout comes and we will probably not even know about it until a year from now

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>>18277452
>2020
>Not having a town rapist

>> No.18277493

havent had a source of income in years
im just drifting around

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>>18277482
oh 100%

>> No.18277498

Do you guys like bands? Bollinger bands seem fun.

>> No.18277503

Is DCA into SPXL a good play yet?

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Should I get drunk at home alone or hit up some old lads that I only talk to every once in a while?

>> No.18277516

>>18277503
no

>> No.18277527

I just realized I never consented to lose money in the stock market. Who should I sue, Jerome Powell?

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>>18277504
>hit up some old lads
Depends if you're going to fight or rape the boomers

>> No.18277542

>>18277469
well at least the person that sold you the options made money...

>>18277493
are you retired....

>> No.18277545

>>18277222
Don't worry anon it's a small minority of poor faggots the rest of us just judge you on your gains and your shit post quality

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>>18277464
>voicing your shitty pleb tastes
You sound like a small spec.
Never gonna make it.
POST YOUR POSITIONS, SMALL SPEC.
AWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.18277553

>>18277527
you did consent, it's part of the brokerage sign-up process

>> No.18277554

>>18277527
You lost money when you exchange USD for equity in a company. There's no guarantee that someone will buy that share of equity in the future.

>> No.18277559

>>18277503
Maybe in 2 months or so unironically. People here meme about how everything is priced in, but it will take time for the economy to start back up, supply chains are fucked currently. Look at China, i'm sure they are lying about their numbers, but it have been several weeks since they lifted their quarantine and their industries have barely restarted.

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>>18277482
No they still have to issue a quarterly statements.
but im hoping the sector consolidates like the banks in 2008 and the sec allows it out of desperation, and warren ends up owning a good chunk of a monopoly/duopoly in domestic air travel

>> No.18277584

>>18277443
I live in Toronto area. If it gets worse I'm going to live out of my car on public land up north for a little while

>> No.18277600

>>18277537
I like boomers. My old as fuck step dad lets me trade in his account so I can withdraw my gains with less taxes. In return he learned my theta gang bullshit.

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Give me one supernova stock

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>> No.18277616

>>18277222
>actually racist
I would need a definition of this. Do I treat people differently based on race? No? Do I think all races are the same? No. Do I think all races can peacefully coexist in a single civilization? To an extent. Am I a fan of that idea? Not necessarily because tribalism is innate and the minority group will always feel unfairly treated by the majority group, unless your plan is to just mix all the races into one thereby effectively eliminating the problem. Am I a fan of this? No. All of my observations have lead me to he believe papa A-dawg at least had this right: Europe for the Europeans, Asia for the Asians, Africa for the Africans, etc. So... that's where I'm at personally. But I also don't make it my lifes purpose and just go about my normal life talking and interacting with whoever comes my way, no need to be an autist.

>> No.18277617

>>18277571
EKGs don't beep, it's annoying as shit. They all have a setting to make them do that but I have never ever seen it used. Ventilators or IV pump alarms make a lot of noise, I guess LifePaks or Zolls beep once when they're charged but that's it. That's my story, hope you enjoyed it.

>> No.18277619

>>18277443
Fuck I just bought a Prius. You mean to tell me I could be driving a big honking truck for a dollar a gallon?

>> No.18277629

>>18277160
Dip ain't here yet. Know a lab tech that got the coronachan

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>>18277608
SPXL
GO ALL IN, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

>> No.18277642

>>18277619
bro the CYBERTRUCK comes out this year and you bought a Prius...

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>> No.18277652

>>18277292
No

>> No.18277653

>>18277239
>Doctors dropping like flies in a pandemic.
> US govt not reporting real numbers
>bullish

>> No.18277672

>>18277443
What kind of prices are you seeing on average? Calgary's is around $0.629/L today.

>> No.18277674

>>18277637
Tell me why.

>> No.18277683

>>18277222
Checked and niggers are the club jews use to beat civilization to death

>> No.18277687

>>18277405
Lol. No. Its just begun. In just 45 days the number went from 13 to 245k. The USA will run out of doctors in 6 months. You'll be lucky if you only lose your money

>> No.18277702

>>18277637
Going all in on a 3x leveraged inverse ETF that will decay in a matter of days...I guess people are right when they say to never trust trip fags

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>>18277674
DON'T YOU FUCKING QUESTION MY BULLFAGGOTRY, SMOL SPECC! I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL WITH MY MASSIVE, FLABBY GAINS!

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Good fucking haul today boys, USA #1

>> No.18277726

>>18277719
That's a man.

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>>18277724
I'm in CA and they are massively underreporting, only testing people with severe symptoms. We're fucked

>> No.18277739

>sell naked calls two years out and as the two years approach sell more naked calls to cover them

so why wouldnt this work?

>> No.18277746

>>18277702
>3x leveraged inverse ETF that will decay in a matter of days
That depends on the price action.

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rate my playbook, what are your ideas for leading indicators of the bottom?

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>>18277702
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH SMOL SPECCIES
>http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php
>The optimal long-term leverage for NASDAQ is a little over 2 and for S&P is a little under 3

>> No.18277780

>>18277739
Try it and your brokerage will probably tell you why

>> No.18277785

>tfw bought ivr at 4$ on a whim as my first stonk
>dropping 10 to 20% a day, apparently might be insolvent soon
well
How do I make money on puts

>> No.18277788

daily reminder that you're gay haha.

>> No.18277789

>>18277766
I would only use it to hedge puts.

>> No.18277797

>>18277651
Even when the GOP makes the worst possible decisions possible the Democrats manage to somehow do worse, it's unbelievable.

>> No.18277815

>>18277785
>How do I make money on puts
You sell them

>> No.18277819

>>18277736
>speaks for one of the largest states in the country from inside his "shelter in place" hideout
you have lots of connections in healthcare?

>>18277719
knock it off gayboy

>>18277797
Not really a shocker when you consider which areas have highest population density and exposure to international travel.

>> No.18277827

>>18277748
Im not sure cruise lines will ever recover. Airlines will take time but eventually bounce back. How do people go on vacation if they have been on unemployment? Boeing will be safe in the long run in my opinion though but still risky.

>> No.18277839

So monday Oil is going to skyrocket?

>> No.18277845

>>18277614
>but its different this time

>> No.18277849

>>18277222
>actually racist
actually heliocentric as well.

just like the sun is the center of the solar system,
Different races being different is simply a fact.

>> No.18277854

>>18277839
The hype will probably skyrocket it, but it remains to be seen if it will actually stay up based on the opec meeting

>> No.18277866

>>18277845
It will move faster this time regardless of how well it follows that graph.

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>>18277839
Definitely, I see no reason for it to go down. I'm surprised oil is still below 30 this week.

>> No.18277884

will xom go up or down on monday? i dont understand whats going on with trump and the oil from saudis and russians. someone explain please

>> No.18277889

>>18277854
I went all in on UCO last night and will hold until Monday morning.

>> No.18277892

>>18277876
The lies are as big as the titties.

>> No.18277896

>>18277876
>I'm surprised oil is still below 30 this week.
No one is buying it though

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>>18277892
>The lies are as big as the titties.
Go ahead and sell the news. I dare you.

>> No.18277907

>>18277876
Do you give purposefully bad advice?

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>>18277687
Ok doomer.

>> No.18277919

>>18277827
I'm thinking very few things will recovery to present valuations, mostly trying to ride multiple recoveries from the bottom (early recoveries, then late recoveries). You might be right but I think airlines and hotels are going to recover moderately from pent up business demand, but leisure will definitely lag. Cruises will only recover to a third or half of their old value but its from a 90% drop so yolo. I'm actually in the semiconductor industry and literally no actual production is shut down because cleanrooms--plus demand for computers/toys from a year of wfh is going to be substantial.

REITs and property are going to be weird because I bet we're going to get a lot of mortgage forgiveness or sanctioned delays.

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>>18277726
A man??? You think that I would post a picture of a man trying to LARP as a cute girl??? YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'D HAVE A PICTURE SAVED ON THE PHONE THAT I'M POSTING FROM OF A MAN TRYING TO MASQUERADE AS A CUTE GIRL???
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I DON'T PAINSTAKINGLY AND METICULOUSLY VERIFY THE SEXUAL IDENTITY OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE PICTURES THAT I SAVE TO MY DEVICE!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM? SOME KIND OF ABSOLUTE FAGGOT?

>> No.18277922

>>18277904
Feel free to bet against the physical capacity limit we're quickly approaching

>> No.18277932

>>18277687
The US probably won't get more than low single digit millions of cases.

>> No.18277943

>>18277907
>Do you give purposefully bad advice?
What bad advice? Remember I was one of the few who called the dip at 18500 and yet all of you laughed at me. Now look where we are, at 21000!

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>>18277789
>I would only use it to hedge puts.
>to hedge puts
>hedge
>puts
You havin a giggle there, m8?

>> No.18277956

>>18277922
The military will slurp all of it.

>> No.18277962

>>18277921
This man is actually bretty gross

Why are you posting these mentally ill maladjusted genetic dead ends?

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kek

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>>18277619
>just bought a prius
Are you a legit mongrel for cock?

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>>18277231
I picked up some AMD this afternoon

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>>18277239
the more I hear normies talk about end times and economic collapse the more I want to BUY BUY BUY

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Its Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday

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>>18277819
>>18277962
I have absolutely no idea what you incels are talking about. You clearly know NOTHING of the female form.
I am simply posting pictures of cute girls. Say what you like.

>> No.18278032

>Walmart will limit customers, stop selling non essential items


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/03/vermont-walmart-costco-big-box-stores-limit-sales/2938764001/

>> No.18278034

>>18278017
ignore these troglodytes, everyone knows that men are superior to women in every way, including at being women

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>>18277966
DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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what's your plan for when the stock market inexplicably surges on Monday? im going to cry and hold my puts close

>> No.18278072
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what pattern is this?

>> No.18278073

>China ordered 200k bodybags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhzF-5xELOE

It's under control, laowai.

>> No.18278082

>>18278072
The Manbearcrab

>> No.18278118

>>18278072
That's potential reversal forming.

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>>18278055
they won't

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>used to love the weekends
>now it's just 2 days separating me from trading

>> No.18278139

>>18278118
I'd say the same. I think this proves we've already hit bottom a few weeks ago unless some really crazy shit happens.

>> No.18278165

>>18278072
You can literally see where the fed starts pumping. I cannot believe that is legal

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>>18278121
Predictions for next week?]
FED might continue printing money and buying up stock hopefully.

>> No.18278203

Why would an OPEC meeting turn out any productivity at all? There's a very low demand for oil across the globe right now, it's the perfect time to sit out the price war as it allows for non-OPEC affiliated companies to fold because they can't compete with the cheap oil.

>> No.18278218

>>18278203
buy the rumor

>> No.18278220

>>18278165
It's people closing positions. What you can clearly see is that everyone starts each day short but selling doesn't change. How are people ever going to sell if everything else is actually bought by the FED. Back in the crash we could see a waterfall day looking at bonds now they are worthless some negative, money can't move and no crash happens. This is stagflation.

>> No.18278241

>>18278203
Well, why hold a meeting if nothing's changed so something's changed.

>> No.18278251
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>>18278218
Just wait for them to sell the news, and then buy. Oil is eventually going to go back up to $60+, just not now.

>> No.18278260

So many idiots on /biz/ that have never followed OPEC and the games they play pretending they got it all figured out.

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>>18277222
nigger

>> No.18278274

>>18278241
So you can short the market and profit off of cocky bulls?

>> No.18278282

>>18278220
you're trying to explain something to someone who decided based on a meme that the game is rigged.

Of course, the game is always rigged, but he has reached an a priori conclusion that comforts him, and will have a hard time learning anything. The liquidity thesis was relevant right up until the crash, more or less. Now that everyones bitching about jerome, they refuse to see the game has changed, probably only got wise to the game after the crash and the meme got big.

>> No.18278296

It's easier to come up with a conspiracy theory than to admit you're stupid, lazy, and make bad bets on the stock market based off of emotion.

>> No.18278305

>Yellowstone is about to erupt
OH SHIT!

>> No.18278319

>open webull acoount
>rh suddenly gives me fractional shares feature despite being on the back of the list

>> No.18278323

https://youtu.be/lMs9rWa5pmA

I don't know which one of you posted this nibba's bideo, but he's got me seriously wanting to buy Fiesta Cruise's junk bonds.

>> No.18278325

>>18278274
But if you are the Saudis, breadcrumbing only pushes oil up and you want it down. Russia can chill for a long time on 30$ oil.

>> No.18278340

>>18277651
Get fucked cities

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>>18277160

>> No.18278361

>>18278305
I still want to go to Yellowstone...

>> No.18278366

>>18278323
the kids these days tell me that the bond scene is "lit" right now

>> No.18278381

>>18278319
Is that the next normie trap. Start giving everyone the ability to buy quarter Teslas and half Googles to get scared money in for the next leg down?

>> No.18278389

I got this prescription jock itch cream and man is it doing the treat. Buy PFE.

>> No.18278393

>>18278323
I trust any man giving financial advice in front of a stack of Magic cards to be a true autist.
Liquidated all my assets and put them into Timmy junk bonds.

>> No.18278394

My WS transfer finalized today.
MONDAY I GO ALL IN!

>> No.18278409

>>18278394
what are you going to buy...

>> No.18278413

whats the chinese documentary that shows how they list on us exchanges

>> No.18278425

>>18278139
I’m bearish but Monday might change my opinion. There will be a big move which will dictate the rest of the month, I hope it’s down.

>> No.18278431

bear bus

>> No.18278437

>>18278413
The China Hustle

It should be on the last of /biz/ kino up there with The Big Short

>> No.18278451

Thoughts on TOU?
>strong leadership
>excellent assets
>relatively new, so good growth opportunity
>became profitable recently
But
>Stock price down almost 90% since 2014
What the fuck happened? Of course they're being wuhan flu'd, but their stock went to almost nothing far before these events. Yet they seem to have everything needed to succeed. Even their dividend yields are pretty good.

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>>18278394
Good luck.

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what the fuck do I buy, help me bros

>> No.18278475

>>18278425
It's gotta break out of the crab on Monday the range is getting tighter than the cunny in the OP. I feel if oil news are even a little bit encouraging we'll break up even if it breaks the strong downtrend instead of the weak uptrend.

>> No.18278481

I totally reconfigured my positions today. I feel like I have a lot more breathing room. I also took some profits and took some new positions with regard to oil. I'm already up a good chunk on USO puts.
I hope the market takes a dump on Monday, but I don't feel that will happen because oil will buoy the market. Which will be good for my USO and a little bit of GUSH I've got.

>> No.18278484

something i notice when looking at stocks is some companies will have a steady, yet unyielding downslope over the course of 5+ years. what is this indicative of?

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Oil anons answer me this.

Do you think Saudi Arabia is going to take their foot of the accelerator in the meeting monday? Russia is crippled and is giving in to their demands but I doubt Trump and USA can surrender to a deal. Saudi Arabia goal is to kill shale! Either america surrenders to demands, market continues to be flooded, or war breaks out.

It can go no other way.

>> No.18278487

>>18278409
XIU and XMD

>> No.18278494

>>18278484
Failure. It's indicative of failure.

>> No.18278498

>>18278486
I pretty much intend on selling the moment the meeting is done and I see price movement. I'm just riding the speculation up.

>> No.18278501

>>18278487
bro those are Canadian...

>> No.18278503

dumbass question here

I've been adding to my tesla position the past few days and will probably sell a year or two down the road or if it moons
And i'm wondering how high it could probably go

is price basically based on marketcap / float?

Looks like the outstanding shares for Tesla is 184.39M

but that means it can get expensive pretty fast at $1k per share at 184.39B market cap

What happens in the cases where shares get too expensive for retail investors? Do companies dilute the float by creating new shares to attract more people? Do I get fucked if I hold when a share dilution happens?

>> No.18278509

>>18278451
Canada cant into oil at these prices.
Can they stay alive while oil recovers?

>> No.18278521

>>18278503
:)
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/what-stock-split-why-do-stocks-split/

>> No.18278524

>>18278501
Unlike burgers, our glorious leader stripped our freedoms and forced rule of fear on us right away.
We will emerge, fully enslaved, and ready to work our wagie jobs again ASAP.
This is mega bullish!

>> No.18278531

>>18278503
Tesla stock is a proxy for all of Elon Musks ventures, and subsequently Elon himself. Bet on the man, not the company.

>> No.18278532

>>18277739
kek, life hack to universal basic income confirmed. NEETmode achieved

>> No.18278533

>>18278503
Tesla is just this generations posterboy tech stock like yahoo was back in the day. They are horribly run and don't even make the most efficient and cost effective electric cars for the market out there. You really buy shares of Tesla to say you have shares of Tesla.

>> No.18278535

>>18278521
>https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/what-stock-split-why-do-stocks-split/

shit this is exactly what im looking for
thanks my dude

>> No.18278536

>>18278503
>What happens in the cases where shares get too expensive for retail investors? Do companies dilute the float by creating new shares to attract more people? Do I get fucked if I hold when a share dilution happens?
This is called a stock split, and no, you get your shares split as well. Everyone does. So it will make all your shares worth less, but you will have twice the shares.
A lot of stocks that have to split stocks will keep going up anyway, so being in on a stock pre-split can be very lucrative.

>> No.18278555

>>18278470
I'm thinking Kohls (KSS) could be attractive, especially if they cut the dividend. The coronavirus could very well put some of these retailers out of business, which will provide the survivors with lebensraum. KSS has already been beaten down a lot. Once the coronavirus is over, if KSS is still standing, then it will come back with a vengeance. This line of thinking isn't necessarily specific to KSS though. It could apply to any retail stocks. I just have a hunch that KSS might be a good one.

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>>18278437
>The China Hustle
cheers mate

>> No.18278565

>>18277219
you tell me
[Mainichi Kenkou Seikatsu (Healthyman)] O(×) Colors (Mitsuboshi Colors) [English] [xinsu] [Digital]
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1e1f5c96a6781c43408afbcbed8f37c0b52430ac

>> No.18278568

>>18278503
Tesla is going to 100 bro.

>> No.18278577

>>18278203
>Why would an OPEC meeting turn out any productivity at all?
because, as much as they like to kill their rivals, these states need shortterm revenue. more so Russia. we're facing a global depression. the Russians may cave to Saudi demands

>> No.18278581

>>18278486
Fuel is WAY too much of a strategic resource for the US to ever let its internal production die. You think we would ever get close to a military invulnerability of importing oil?

oh wait manufacturing...

>> No.18278584

>>18278509
I estimate they'll be fine, supposing prices recover within 2 years. The problem is whether the price will properly recover, but also what's going on with their stock price. I can't find any reason for it to be so low, it reeks of manipulation and I don't like it. I was hoping I missed something and someone itt would know.

>> No.18278588

>>18278535
Keep in mind companies don't have to split if they don't want to. BRK.A stock costs $268,000. Per share.

>> No.18278592

>>18278559
is that a boy or a girl?

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>>18278555
>namefagging
disgusting

Kohls was in trouble before Corona Crisis. They're done. I think shorting them on a pump is smarter than longing them.

They're absolutely desperate.

What makes you think department stores are a good idea right now? Have you been paying attention to Macy's?

>>18278559
based.

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BASED LUCKIN COFFEE RIPPING OFF GULLIBLE AMERICAN INVESTORS

>> No.18278598

>>18278581
Manufacturing isn’t dead, it’s just asleep. All the stuff is still there pretty much. Wouldn’t take a lot to get it all turned on again.

>> No.18278599
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Ruskies have some AAA quality propaganda.

>> No.18278608

Redpill me on investing in precious metal funds vs directly buying gold/silver/etc.

>> No.18278615

>>18278594
wtf did that lady do to piss that horse off so much jeez

>> No.18278621

>>18278501
He's with ws, only reason to be with ws is if you're canukistani. Ws skims 1.5% conversion fees off the top when transacting US stocks, so he'll have to go with canadians (or go qt and pay $10 per transaction).

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AMD CHADS RYZEN UP

>> No.18278625

>>18278592
do you care? with a body like that i'd suck her dick and let her fuck my ass if she was a boy. so would you and you bloody well know it

>> No.18278634

I'm probably retarded but I went all in on KO, SBUX, and WMT today. I guess I'll hold long and wait for the recovery

>> No.18278637

You mumus are starting to look more and more like a bull in a china shop aren't you?

>> No.18278638

>>18278615
it had invested in Luckin coffee

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>>18277323
>>18277375
>>Doesn't that pic imply that market forces are going to make the situation even worse for them?
basically every piece of information there is implys the Saudis are fucked if things dont change soon

pic unrelated (for now....)

>> No.18278646

sooo what the fuck was that last 5 minute pump about this time
fucking every single time holy shit

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>>18278594

horse splat bug

>> No.18278648

>>18278608
Holding physical is to hedge against civilization collapsing, it's done as a small % of your savings every year and you hold onto it forever.
Trading funds is for short term speculation, they are liquid and low cost, but the funds could fall apart when gold is in the most demand. They do not hold gold 1:1, some don't even hold any. Read the prospectus of every ETF/ETN very carefully. They have termination clauses.

>> No.18278652

>>18278622
Wrote some puts today at 40. AMD earnings are coming up and I expect them to do well. I'm down 10k on AMD since I got in two weeks ago, but its still been worth it and I'm getting that back writing options anyway.

>> No.18278660

>>18278646
>every single time
rhymes with..

>> No.18278666

>>18278640
from a military strategy point of view it seems exceedingly unlikely that you'd see alaska and mainland china invaded at the same time, if one side had enough of a naval advantage to go for a mainland invasion they would have enough of a navak advantage to prevent the other guy from doing the same

>> No.18278678

>>18278621
Thus is the life of a leaf.
No powerful american market access without paying up to the elites

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guys since China is slowly coming back online and there are going to be lots of infrastructure stimulus in the USA when this is finally over, wouldn't it be smart to invest in stuff like mining, nickel, aluminum, iron and steel production? I feel like this could be a good long term play over a few years

>> No.18278689

>>18278680
Anon, why do you believe China? Russia just went on complete lockdown yesterday.

>> No.18278690

>>18278660
warren buffet had lyme?

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>>18278594
goodness!
is the horse ok?

>>18278634
>all in
never do this.
SBUX may pop after the Luckin disaster, but until we get a vaccine (if we ever do) or this virus situation improves, i don't see people voluntarily going to starbucks as their "third space" anymore.

>>18278622
I bought :(
already down like 5%

>>18278646
imagine you were short the market, and were headed into a weekend where the oil situation has a chance of improving, new stimulus measures may be proposed, we could get good news about Gilead or Regeneron's trials for treating Coronavirus, etc.

How comfortable would you be holding that short position into the weekend? Would you take your gains, or be greedy?

>> No.18278708

>>18278621
just take a chunk leaf dollars and do Norbits Gambit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3wc-1rTII

0 fees
3-4 business day process

>> No.18278710

>>18278625
No anon, you're just gay.

>> No.18278723

>>18278680
Maybe in the long run. Keep in mind, if it is important, safe and stable it will go down a lot in the short term to keep all the worthless shit from collapsing. Who knows how long it will take them to return.

>> No.18278734

>>18278622
I'm a buyer at $30.

>> No.18278756

>>18278689
I don't believe a word out of China, but I do know they are a massive steel producer and import ores from all over the globe in massive quantities. I'm sure when this is over they are going to ramp up production again to make up for lost time

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>>18278599
If only they hadn't been ruined by Russians.

>> No.18278764
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18278764

I had such a good success at first

Then I went under

Now I’m climbing my way back up

Telsa saved my ass last night when I bought at 470 and sold this morning at 515

Definitely going to re-strategize

Thankful to atleast be back to ground 0

>> No.18278767

>>18277222
Niggers are black

>> No.18278770

>>18278756
If an infrastructure bill gets passed. Steel is first and foremost going to be sourced domestically. I think it will be one of the stipulations in the bill

>> No.18278776

>>18278593
Retail is going to be a great place to look for bargain stocks for a number of reasons. People aren't going to stop buying clothes. Women aren't going to stop wanting to "go shopping." We can also say that there are players in this space that have less promising futures than others, and the stronger players will fill the gaps left by the weaker players. For example, JCP is probably in a much worse position than Kohls. I haven't done enough research to say which companies have the best prospects, but I have a hunch Kohls could be one of the good plays for various of reasons, not the least of which is that my own mother remains a loyal Kohls shopper. Also, Kohls is not an excessively glamorous company that it will still demand a premium price even in the current downturn. It will slip under the radar, trading at a good discount to future earnings, and then -- BAM! -- back to $40. Easy 5x return.

>> No.18278781

I can't really call myself an investor so much as a simple price speculator, but thanks for the kind words OP

>> No.18278786

>>18278776
LULU has already been kicking major ass.

>> No.18278792

What if the dollar was backed by pretty girls poop? Unless all the ass worship and smell/brap memes are just memes and satire.

If the country had a select group of attractive pretty girls to supply poop inflation would never be a issue as they could only poop so much, you could take the turds and press them into little coins an kiln fire them, the desirability would be the smell from each coin, and with each little piece broken off and enjoyed it would control inflation.

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>>18278666
checked

and there are many flaws in the various fallout prewar cannons

biggest of all is the USA going on offense in china, there is nothing to be gained compared to the assured losses it would cause

North America is truly the ultimate easymode continent, invaders need to cross an entire ocean, the north pole, or a vast and tropical/desert narco-state

also relatively low population/area while having vast resources, no one else compares

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I spit on the bulls *ptooie*.

>> No.18278810

...Anonymous (ID: Y641WI3+)
04/03/20(Fri)20:30:05 No.18278707
I'm planning to go boomer long in airlines, defense, and oil. Dunno exactly which companies yet but I like United and Delta for airlines due to their trends before the crash, Marathin, RDS.B, and possibly XOM for oil, and BA and Raytheon for defense. Therr is also this Spirit aerospace company I like and also Aiebus. If I had more money I'd go long in cruiselines and hotels too, specifically Carnival and Hilton.

R8 my strat boys, like I said going boomer long becsuse I'm too low I.Q to play any games with the market.

>> No.18278826

>>18278594
>managed to escape the wet market

>> No.18278836

>>18278708
>0 fees
At QT it should cost $20 (you pay $10 to buy the stocks, and another $10 to sell), though correct me if I'm wrong.
Once the conversion is done (+ 3-4 BDs as you mention), you still get to pay the same fees as always even though you're now trading in USD, the only difference is no conversion fees
At ws this won't work because they don't support USD accounts for canadians (as far as I'm aware) and require direct fund transfers to and from a cucknadian bank, so you can't e.g. fund ws with USDs even if you did have them.

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>>18278826

>> No.18278851

>>18278680
china will regret trying to pretend corona is winding down when they run out of workers willing to replace those vacant positions that keeps popping up

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>>18278793
Keep in mind that guns outnumber people in the US. There are some ~400,000,000 (known and on the books lol, forget about how many illegal ones there are) guns to a population of ~330,000,000. Now also take into consideration that America has a militarized police force and well..a militarized culture. There are literally armed civilian militia groups in peacetime with military gear and training.
Also the culture of patriotic fervor you see. Christ imagine trying to invade that place. You'd be FUCKED

>> No.18278857

>VIX back to normal soon
welp it's over then. back to boring +-1% days.
now just remains doing long shorts and buying the bottom when it comes later this month and then quit this shit

>> No.18278869

>>18278555
are multiple people shilling Kohls or is it just you? I've been seeing posts about them daily.

>> No.18278873

>>18278786
I don't doubt it, but do you think that the success of Lululemon is going to negate the need for all other clothing retailers? (1) Lululemon is a specialty company, dealing in athletic clothing. (2) Lululemon is an online retailer.

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>>18278855
what does he think handguns are for?

>> No.18278885
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18278885

Buy WBA.

>> No.18278886

>>18277503
you dont dca into 3x. Just hold TLT or cash until VIX settles down then go all in 3x.

>> No.18278889

>>18278857
I doubt that VIX will spend very much time at all under 35 in the next 2 months, maybe longer.
Uncertainty doesn't just go away that quickly in this case. We should be seeing 40+ VIX for quite some time

>> No.18278895

>>18278875
>not resurrecting an oldfag meme from the depths of 2010 by shooting someone with your shiggy diggy pistol
ISHYGDDT

>> No.18278901

>>18278885
why are they down that much....
maybe I will buy some

>> No.18278907

>>18278810
Should've went in on LMT with the big brains

>> No.18278913

>>18278869
Pretty sure it’s just the same idiot who thinks he needs a fucking board identity.

Kohl’s is a dumpster fire. Their only “innovation” Michelle has made is partnering with amazon to let people return amazon orders in store. They’re desperate. Christmas was bad for them too.

>> No.18278925

>>18278869
I posted that I was thinking about KSS earlier today. Then maybe yesterday I posted that, wow, they had a high dividend yield! You realize that the same people are posting in these threads over an extended period of time and that people who are interested in stocks watch and hold stocks also for extended periods of time right? It's not like I'm being paid by Kohl's Corporation to pump their stock on online message boards or anything like that, haha!

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>>18278895
I'm kinda shocked we haven't seen a "seriously hope you guys don't contract this" corona edit.

>> No.18278944

>chasing yield
Alright I hope this is the same troll who was talking about going all in on AMC. there’s no way it’s real.

>> No.18278953

>>18278885
how is this business not structurally challenged in every single aspect?

>> No.18278977

AIG AIZ ALXN ATI AVGO CGC CNP CRM CVS DGX ENB FAF FANG GD GLW GOOGL LMT MMP MSFT NEE NXPI PRU PSX QCOM SYK TOT UNH

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>>18278895
i didn't even realize it's an oldfag meme now

>>18278934
2013 is too many years ago

>> No.18278982

>>18278889
oh yeah don't forget to short vix for some extra free money

>> No.18278999

>>18277160
The socialist revolution is coming

>> No.18279001

>>18278979
Its from 2010/2011 dude. I think it came from /v actually. Literally 10 years ago now

>> No.18279007

is anyone paying rent? i can afford to, but if the majority of people are getting extensions, i might as well also

>> No.18279013

>>18278776
Any weight to the idea of AMZN buying out Kohl? Seems like a favorable time for Bezos to work out a good deal.

>> No.18279024

>>18278678
>>18278621
>>18278836

not sure what the problem is, just do NG and pay the commission. What're you doing, trading $50 at a time or something? A commission fee is peanuts when you're trading $1000 or more at a time. Reminder that commission-free platforms like Robinhood are completely unreliable.

WealthSimple Trade is OK but it doesn't have L2 and data is 15 mins delayed. I'd only use it to trade Canadian equities though. Use a real broker or QT for international and US equities.

>> No.18279026

>>18278836
USD accounts are planned for the future i read.
So, one time conversion buttrape, trade all you want with that cash so long as you keep it in the USD account

>> No.18279033

>>18279007
I paid my mortgage

>>18278982
I don't think it's safe

>> No.18279052
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>>18279007
I'm in the process of shooting my coom over every wall in my room rn. Gotten about 30 big loads out so far since the start of the crisis. Gonna tell my jew bastard landlord to shove it up his ass cause IM NOT PAYIN FOR IT, NOT PAYING RENT AND YOU CAN'T LEGALLY EVICT ME KIKE!

>> No.18279053

>>18279033
we're not gonna have another giga 20% drop my dude

>> No.18279054
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I just can't wait for all the movies/documentaries that will be made about this

>> No.18279065

>>18279024
L2?
15 mins delay is fine, dont use ws to day trade.

>> No.18279066

>>18279007
I am a homeowner

>> No.18279071

>>18279054
this is still way, way more boring than 2008

>> No.18279073
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18279073

>>18278979
>2013 is too many years ago

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18279081

>>18279053
see you soon

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18279084

>>18279073
>2008 was 25 years ago

>> No.18279085

>>18279026
Only eventually at this point. But currently I read their main income source is that conversion fee, plus they only list a fraction of available stocks and don't have the stuff you expect from a real discount broker. It's as >>18279024 says, really.
Except he's wrong that $10 is nothing if you're trading 10 stocks 2x a month. Reminder that fees are both ways so you really pay $20 everytime you so much as rebalance, for each stock pair to rebalance. 10 stocks 2x a month is very little, and still results in $200-$400. If you make 1% a month, and accounting for taxes, that's half your gains if you fully invest $100k at all times.

>> No.18279088

>>18279081
lol
what would the cause for it even be

>> No.18279093

>>18279052
what a chad

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18279100

>>18278855
>>18278875
baste Gostanza-posters

>>18278895
thought it was in the year 2011+1 that it started

then again, costanza's teachings are from the 90's

>> No.18279103

>>18279054
the boomer killer

"it's just a flu faggots 10/10"

>> No.18279109

>>18278885
Lmao no don't. The business is built on mopping up boomer medical expenses; as the boomers die off the business will die.

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18279112

>>18279088
Durr durr what would the cause for it be, an everything bubble during a pandemic black swan event? Banks failing? Mortgage backed security crisis? Durr durrgghh theres no reason for another 20% drop the economy is fine it's all up from here!! Hurrr durrgghhh
-you

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>>18279053
>>18279081
This.
Just buy SPXL, you fucking autists.
Instead of doing shit like shorting SPXU, you can just long the underlying asset

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18279119

>>18279103
Guarantee you one of the docs will be called "ok boomer"

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>>18279001
if it's still in use is it really an oldfag meme tho. it's an old meme but i still see people use it (even newfags).

>> No.18279129

>>18278836
yea i was specifically referring to conversion fees. QT has no commission fees for ETF's.
Stocks commissions are $5-10. I dont think any other brokerage in Canada is better. If it is, there is a trade off.

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18279130

>>18279084

>> No.18279132

>>18278073
it's just people dying. look at the world population. it's insignificant

>> No.18279138

>>18279085
>0 stocks 2x a month is very little, and still results in $200-$400
one again why are you trading such small amounts?

>>18279065
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/trading/06/level2quotes.asp

>> No.18279141

>>18279085
Yeah, gotta lose somewhere. I choose to lose on selection for now.
My play cash is only 5 digits (low end of that range too) so WS is fine for now. Once I learn what the fuck I am doing, finish my degree, get a real job, and start/buy a business, I can switch to a real broker and trade real men $$$.
Having fun fucking around with poor people money for now.

>> No.18279143

>>18279100
Nah dude I remember it clearly. It was literally new years eve 2010/2011. It started on /g/ and jumped over to /v/. It was originally something like

>2011
>still using Windows XP
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.18279146

>>18279119
wait have they made a internet meme movie yet?

>> No.18279148

>>18279129
>QT has no commission fees for ETF's.
Good point.
> I dont think any other brokerage in Canada is better.
Correct. It's roughly the same fee no matter where you go, except WS which has no fees but rapes you with currency conversion and all in all really isn't suitable for proper trading.

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Bullish

>> No.18279156

>>18279138
Because not everyone has a million laying around, shlomo.

>> No.18279159

>>18278680
Everything that will survive is worth buying right now.

>> No.18279162

how many of you guys took out loans to buy the dip

>> No.18279163

>>18278756
MT is the stock you want. They're building a $1B addition to their plant in Alabama. If infrastructure bill passed. This steel should go through the roof

>> No.18279167

>>18279112
this was already priced in. that's what the previous -30% drop was.
it's over. if you think there will be another sudden gigantic drop, then sit tight and try to time it

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18279170

>>18279143
idk, been here (the chins) since 2007 and wish i never had

>> No.18279185

>>18278581
Yeah our strategic reserves are pretty much full of oil. I'm pretty sure if they needed oil militarily they could scale up domestic production fairly swiftly

>> No.18279186

>>18279170
Based fellow 2007 newfag

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18279190

>>18279167
B*lls are mentally ill. See you in a month faggit

>> No.18279191

>>18279071
this, i remember 2008-2009. There were hearings, press conferences from Paulson and co., midnight meetings at the New York Fed, rogue traders getting ass raped, and wall st bankers getting hauled in front of senate hearing after senate hearing. Occupy Wall St. etc etc

If you are autistic about this stuff, its worth checking out some of those hearings

>> No.18279192

>>18279119
based canadian boomer, what part ya from leaf buddy

>> No.18279194

>>18279013
Amazon will 100% buy kohl's. What does that do to kohl's stock though?

>> No.18279195

>>18279167
Cope. I hope you’re trolling lol.

>> No.18279201

>>18279013
I don't know. I imagine if it was generally considered a likely event in the near future, then the stock would be trading at a much higher price. On the other hand, you don't get the rewards of events like that unless you put yourself in the places where they could happen. Kohls has some level of business relationship with Amazon now, due to the Amazon returns thing. If Amazon wanted a bunch of brick-and-mortar store fronts real quick, why wouldn't it make sense for them to buy out Kohls? They already have some relationship and the total enterprise value for Kohs is less than $5 billion.

My interest in Kohls doesn't depend on any Amazon buyout. My vague thinking is as follows.

1. Kohls stock is very cheap now, particularly due to the coronavirus.
2. If Kohls cuts its dividend, Kohls stock could get a lot cheaper than even now.
3. If Kohls survives the current year, it profits will return to something approaching those from before the coronavirus.
4. With everything back more or less to normal, the stock will go up by a lot!

Like I said earlier, I ought to actually do some research to substantiate the belief that Kohls won't just go out of business, but like I said, its my mom's favorite place to go clothes shopping, and that certainly counts for a lot as far as sound investment goes.

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18279211

>>18279186
i got a ticket so couldnt drive for a few months in highschool, so swapped out for some new close friends (i had last hung out with them in 2-3 grade almost a decade prior), and they were all originalfags, or just secondhand originalfags

fuck

>> No.18279214

>>18279201
You’re a fucking moron. No wonder you’ve lost so much money on biopharma shitcoins lol

>> No.18279225

>>18277222
Despite being only 13% of the population, skeleton posters account for over...

>> No.18279229

>>18279156
you don't need a million bucks to invest 2-3k a month though after you pay your expenses tho

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18279231

>>18279192
Actually a burger millennial but my music taste is complete boomer so I resonate with that pic especially Rush and progrock in general

>> No.18279236

>>18277160
I want to long the Colors by making new colors!

>> No.18279239

>>18278559
Peng ting

>> No.18279252

>>18279201
I feel like the things that you said have nothing particular to Kohl's itself.
What do you think about the following:
>1. [EVERY] stock is very cheap now, particularly due to the coronavirus.
>2. If [XYZ CORP] cuts its dividend, [THAT] stock could get a lot cheaper than even now.
>3. If [XYZ CORP] survives the current year, it profits will return to something approaching those from before the coronavirus.
>4. With everything back more or less to normal, [EVERY] stock will go up by a lot!

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18279267

>>18279190
> C O P E
When are you going to drop a screenshot of my wicked shitposting skills, smol spec?

>> No.18279268

Small-time investor here, am I better off diversifying my portfolio or going all in on a single promising position if I'm seeking out bargains in the bear market? I'm not day trading or being overly speculative so I don't stand to lose much on a position if it dips further next week as long as it's going to be climbing this time next year, right?

>> No.18279273

>>18279190
>>18279195
cope for what? i'm not saying to buy in right now, just that there won't be another fat dump. we're gonna slowly ride down to the bottom with -1% days

>> No.18279277

Does anyone know the scheduled time of the virtual OPEC meeting on Monday?

>> No.18279288

>>18279285
>>18279285
>>18279285


die die die

>>18279285
>>18279285
>>18279285

>>18279285
>>18279285
>>18279285

>>18279285
>>18279285
>>18279285

>> No.18279296

>>18279214
I think you must be confusing me for Savanon. The only "biopharma" stock that I'm invested in or have ever seriously invested in is SNSS, which, I have on good authority is going to the moon! I chose this name earlier just because someone asked Savanon (who as far as I remember was not posting at that time) when Sava was going to take off. Seeing that, I though it was funny to assume the name "Savvyanon," especially in the context of a stocks thread. I forgot I even had the name field still filled out when I started posting in the current thread, but kept it when I realized how angry it made that one guy, especially after what he said about Michelle!

>> No.18279298

>>18279112
>Durr durr
>Hurrr durrgghhh
opinion discarded. return from whence you came.

>> No.18279301

>>18279277
>8:00 am participants arrive
>8:15 opening remarks
>8:30 putin sweating
>8:45 trump asks for perfect deal
>9:11 SA rejects all deals and keeps pumping with no end in sight lowering the price
>9:12 oil stonks moon

>> No.18279328

>>18279301
what if they pump some oil during the meeting and make trump watch...
he would be so mad

>> No.18279329

>>18279301
based

>> No.18279348

>>18279229
Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>> No.18279398

>>18277281
> squad of smug loli-bullies

Arrest me, loli-bullies, please

>> No.18279417

>>18279348
is that too much to invest per month? not enough? I don't get your point.

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>>18277222
checked
apologies for the delay

>> No.18279497

>>18279231
extremely based. i'd drink beers and jam with you

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