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"We have Anon here calling in from /biz/... hi Anon, how are you?"

>> No.18271041

DAVE HALP I MAKE $20K A YEAR AND MY GF AND I LIVE TOGETHER AND WE BOUGHT A $90K TRUCK

>> No.18271044

>>18270854
yea mr ramsey i was just wondering why you bought such a tiny little cuckk laptop?

>> No.18271065

sir why do we work when the gov can just print money out of thin air?

>> No.18271295

>>18270854
let the pee pee hit the poo

>> No.18271379
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>>18270854
Cmere you tawt cunt fuck SHUT THIS DOWN NOW

>> No.18271381

>>18271041

sell the truck and then get a better job I have enrolled you in financial peace university also please stop living in sin and get married good luck

>> No.18271384

>>18270854
Thoughts on Paul Le Roux Dave?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zWZaMoJ75kc

>> No.18271389
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>>18270854
Dave, thanks for taking my call.

I make $400,000 after taxes a year. My wife makes $200,000 after taxes a year. I receive a $280,000 distribution a year from my Roth IRA. My dog Barkley is making about $20,000 a year.
Oh I almost forgot to mention I have $10,000,000 in liquid assets. Basically I'm rich as fuck, and if you're listening in on the show, I want you to know that. Fuck you you poor fuck.

Anyway Dave, I have $140 in credit card debt, and a $30 parking ticket I owe. Which one should I pay off first with my debt snowball?

>> No.18271400

where can i get 12% annual returns from a mutual fund?

>> No.18271464

>>18270854
Uh, yeah hey Mr. Ramsey I was just calling in to ask you when you're going to pay my private police for my services. I really don't want to get the McMarines involved in this.

>> No.18271492

I paid off all my debt. Can I impregnate your daughter?

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>that one episode where the guy had 250k student debt and failed out of school

I'm not the only one that smugly enjoyed that am I?

>> No.18271564

>>18271502

I enjoyed Dave stammering around trying to give him advice and eventually just saying “I’m sorry” because it’s clear his only valid option is to flee the country

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>>18271564

>just get an education bro
>you have to go to college

>> No.18271622

>>18271389
This is literally the show. All the callers are already rich.

>> No.18272101

>>18271622
yeah. it's fucking gay

>> No.18272567

>>18271622
>>18272101

Telling someone to spend years gaining a career and skillset isn't entertaining. Plus with mr 250k debt show getting an education doesn't simply increase your income.

Dave is a pure boomer in a pure boomer mindset and doesn't really understand the modern economy for younger people. He still thinks it's 1975.

>> No.18272715

>>18270854
He always acts like people can go from making 40k to 100k without moving to a place where cost of living requires it.

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>> No.18274820

>>18270854
Hi Dave, what are your top 5 best mutual funds that will have an average yield of 12%

Thanks

>> No.18275825

>>18270854
Hi, fine and you ? Did you heard about Zano ? Everyone's talking about monero but zano is the real deal in the anon coin landscape. Do your research and you wont regret it