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>> No.18264542

umm okay??

>> No.18264548
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>>18264531
Future's green

>> No.18264573
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hi, what's the play today guys

>> No.18264578

recession is cancelled - Trump, Finn and Powell won once again

>> No.18264579

>>18264545
Futures market is much lower volume than regular market so it's easier to manipulate or make random movements. Don't put too much thought into it or you'll go crazy.

>> No.18264580
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HERE THEY COME!!!!!

BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18264581

Ill buy Dax at 8k and be fucking made

>> No.18264582

god i cant wait for the day when all of the moronic FOMO bulls realize this rally is fueled on nothing but hopium

>> No.18264583

What?

>> No.18264590

Last chance to load up before the market moons back to ATH

>> No.18264605

a ton of people are predicting that we are going to drop off a cliff soon (20-30%) and many thought it'd be this week, at this point I don't even think it's going to happen.

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Yesterday was the funnest day I had in two weeks.
It was just so surreal I was laughing. From LK to president Pumps oil stuff. I hope we get another episode of JPows shenangins today. Maybe some Trump tweet contradicting each other.

>> No.18264609

>>18264582
R*ddit seethe

>> No.18264612

>>18264582
It is fueled by infinite money from several central banks of several countries.

Once you understand the new monetary system you will be a bull too

>> No.18264616

>>18264582
Who cares? Rally is rally. Green is green.

>> No.18264618

What stock and investing websites do you read?

marketwatch.com
seekingalpha.com

>> No.18264631

>>18264618
i keep twitter /biz/ and 2 investing.com windows open on my second screen while i work. i don't have time to read anything else

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>>18264605
its happening before summer

>> No.18264633

anime fags get the rope

>> No.18264635

>>18264605
it's not over until VIX calms down below 30, the market is still under a great deal of fear and as long as market pricing of expected volatility is high a small, sudden drop could snowball back into capitulation

>> No.18264638

>>18264605
The FED already stepped in and shut that shit down, it isnt happening, you are now trading in a fully manipulated market learn to accept it

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>>18264618
>marketwatch.com
Literal cuckholding. Business insider-tier.

>> No.18264645

>>18264609
you're the one using reddit terminology

>>18264612
>It is fueled by infinite money
the fed does not buy stocks. money is being destroyed faster than it's being created. you don't understand the monetary system at all.

>> No.18264647

i'm up 15% after hours and i'm seriously considering dumping at open and waiting for the first 2 hours to settle down before i buy back in but i've got fomo that uco will continue to moon in that time

>> No.18264652
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18264652

DOW SURGES!!!!!!!
Bears eternally beat the fuck out!

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I'm holding 2x inverse S&P 500 for over one week and are currently at +0.02%.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BORING SHIT? Make me rich or rape me already, at this stage I don't even care

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>>18264652
DOW SURGES!!!!!!!
Bulls eternally beat the fuck out!

>> No.18264664

>>18264582
the rally is already over. we had three green days last week and since then a steady downtrend

>> No.18264665

>>18264645
You are not uptodate anon. FED is buying ETFs right now which is propping this whole shit up.

>> No.18264669

>>18264652
>beat the fuck out
I want tourists to leave

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>>18264653
one raping comin right up

>> No.18264688

DOW futures route 5 points amid prolonged recession fears.

>> No.18264691

>>18264678
Very bullish if true

>> No.18264692
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>>18264531
> Still no crash
/BIZ/ YOU PROMISED TO ME THE BIGGEST CRASH EVER!!!! WHERE IT IS?!?!??? WHERE ????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18264696

>>18264665
they are buying bond ETFs. your comment is misleading and you probably believe they are buying ETFs with stocks.

>> No.18264701

JEROMEEEEE WAKE UPPPP

>> No.18264703
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Oil is MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING BOIS

>> No.18264704

>>18264692
It... already happened, anon.

>> No.18264705

>>18264645
You missed the bottom. Sorry r*ddit

>> No.18264709

>>18264692
boomers will keep it artifically alive until they're all in the grave

>> No.18264711

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/bill-ackman-hedge-profits-billions-coronavirus-tanks-stock-market-economy-2020-3-1029035562

how2hedge bets?

>> No.18264713

>>18264580 PRICED IN: EARTH'S CORE DESTABILIZED AND ROTATION DECOUPLED FROM OUTER CRUST. Tectonic plate sliding to commence by close of trading. Pole shift complete by opening bell on Monday.

>> No.18264716

>>18264692
10 days from now

>> No.18264717

>>18264688
>source: my ass

>> No.18264720
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This is bullish.

>> No.18264722

>>18264696
This, why the fuck everyone talks about fed pumping shit, they're just buying bonds.

>> No.18264723

>>18264605
It isn't. Technicals are barely holding on. Oil pumps and it rockets everything up and even when it cools stocks stay high to be pumped again. This isn't dropping beyond technicals.

>> No.18264724

>>18264688
Thanks, moved my portfolio to bonds.

>> No.18264725

>>18264653
15x inverse SPX here, jumping around -5% and +5%
Gonna sell today probably and buy something with smaller leverage.

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>>18264703
For literally no reason but some Trump tweet
Heaven have mercy, we have lost the plot

>> No.18264730

>>18264716
Noooo I can't wait ahhhh

>> No.18264734

>>18264722
because, as i said, they're all retarded

>> No.18264738

>>18264734

>> No.18264740

I got spooked and sold my GUSH eod yesterday, you fellas think it would be dumb to buy it back after initial pump today?

>> No.18264742

>>18264722
When bonds are overpriced, people re-allocate to equity, which just happen to be underpriced right now.

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>>18264531
BA is trading at 120 and Airbus at 50, anyone's feeling another run?

>> No.18264749

>>18264725
Holy shit man, that ETF decay will make you ded quick

>> No.18264751

>>18264705
okay retard

>> No.18264753

>>18264582
>not taking advantage of the market
This is how I know you don't make money.

>> No.18264759

>>18264722
Which makes it so the safest place to put your money is a hair from going negative. It's so people don't have any incentive to sell.

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>>18264748
I want to buy Airbus and MTU when its over. Just imagine these gains.
Maybe even some Lufthansa or Ryanair or WizzAir

>> No.18264766

Is oil going green or red today, biz?

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>>18264764
Just look at it. Tempting me with dips like a whore

>> No.18264779

>>18264751
Bagholder cope

>> No.18264780

>>18264742
>>18264759
Still not FED pumping jerome brrrr haha, people or banks buying can start selling anytime.

>> No.18264781

>>18264764
Airbus is a free homerun waiting. The biggest worry would be European Union instability since Airbus is bankrolled by like 7 countries. However, looking at the future of commercial aircraft, Boeing is fucking itself in the ass with Max dogshit and Airbus is just quietly taking over market share.

>> No.18264786

>>18264766
Nigga whatcha mean? Check the stocks, it’s booming

>> No.18264788

>>18264531
I work at a big firm, today's target is blasting SPY over 535, if this fails we are going down harder than ever before. don't tell anyone though.

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>>18264774
Or this

>> No.18264793

>>18264766
https://justflipacoin.com/

heads - bull
tails - bear

lets circle back after you do your due diligence

>> No.18264795

>>18264749
True, thats why im not gonna hodl it.
Prob gonna sell when spx hits 2477 for small profit.

>> No.18264796

>>18264753
You can't really take advantage of it now anyway. The volume is so low, a man saying the word oil in Vietnam rallies the US markets by 2%. Trading on technicals is torture and the fundamentals are too erratic.

>> No.18264803

>beartards don't understand that the actions being taken now to combat the virus are going to lead to a new era of american growth when all is said and done

>> No.18264805

Fuck this Jewish ponzi scheme of a stock market. I wish I never put my money into it.

>> No.18264806

>1 million confirmed corona cases
Extremely bullish.

>> No.18264807

When is March jobs report out? How bad will it be and how much will it cause the market to go up?

>> No.18264814

>>18264781
It's clown world, Boeing is a moon mission, airbus will tank.

>> No.18264815

>>18264781
And Airbus is just as safe as Boeing. Its the European pet project of France, Germany, Spain and Italy. Especially France and Germany will not let it fail.
And as you said, the planes they make are just way ahead of Boeings nowadays. Boeings 737 is essentially an upgraded plane from the 70s

>> No.18264820

>>18264807
in 8 mins

>> No.18264825

>>18264807
It comes out at 9 and it’ll be hundreds of millions in debt which will directly cause the Dow to hit an all time high

>> No.18264836

>>18264807
anything that doesnt cause an immediate breaker gives the retard confidence and causes them all to pile on and FOMO buy

>> No.18264847

>>18264820
>>18264825
Which one is it

>> No.18264855

>>18264847
"It is released usually on the first Friday of each month, at 8:30 EST"

>> No.18264862

>>18264814
based and redpilled

>> No.18264863
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what will it be?

>> No.18264865

>>18264847
3 mins now!

>> No.18264867

>>18264764
>WizzAir
>>18264789
Who the fuck is this JizzAir?

Never hear of them before.

>> No.18264869

Are my biotech holdings finally going to moon today, bros?

>> No.18264881
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I have figured it out. The reason why the market has completely decoupled from reality is because the MIGAtards suck Trump's cock so much that they only react to anything he says. Market only goes down if he has something negative to say. On days with bad news, he tries to offset the bad news with a positive tweet which causes the markets to roar and is why it looks like bad news is bullish.

>> No.18264889

>>18264881
Bet she has an ugo face

>> No.18264890

>>18264869
If you let me in. What are you holding?

>> No.18264891

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUTURES GOING REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.18264892

Get your calls in now.

>> No.18264894

>>18264869
Which ones?
My mooned yesterday. I sold them at mickey mouse level profits because I wanted of that damn ride.

>> No.18264899

>>18264582
Lol u mad

>> No.18264901

>>18264890
>DFFN
>ATHX
>CEMI

I'm ready to start seeing green now haha...

>> No.18264906

3.5% to 4.4% lol.

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>>18264548

>> No.18264910

>>18264891
It's going to go super green. Bad numbers are good.

>> No.18264911

>>18264803
>growth
>brring money
hmmm, no

>> No.18264915

4.4%

>> No.18264918

OY VEY THE 800K

>> No.18264919

WTF THIS JOB REPORT ONLY GOES UP TO MARCH 12?!!??!?!! LMAO WHAT A JOKE.

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-701K


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18264922

>unemployment rate rose 3x expected
yeap, I'm thinking new ATH before close

>> No.18264923

>>18264881
That still doesn't explain how the day after tesla close their main factory their stocks were up by 30 dollarinos.

BTW, how were Telsa's reports?

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>>18264531
>bad numbers
SPY TO THE MOON

>> No.18264925

>4.4%

Moon mission confirmed, based fake figures.

>> No.18264929

what was expected?

>> No.18264932

>>18264923
because all companies follow the same trendlines outside of very particular cases like LK yesterday.

>> No.18264933
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They faked the numbers, no way it only goes up 0.9%

>> No.18264939

>>18264894
>DFFN
>ATHX
>CEMI

Which ones did you have?

>> No.18264940

>>18264929
3.8

>> No.18264956

Everything is priced in
100% unemployment is priced in

>> No.18264958

Yahoo Finance headline.

US JOBS REPORT DISAPPOINTS BY MASSIVE MARGIN

Watch the market higher

>> No.18264959

>>18264939
>Which ones did you have?
MRNA
BNTX
GILD

>> No.18264960

>state employees can't handle the gorillion unemployment claims
>can only report the ones they manage to get thru
artificially low

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>>18264531
SPY IS TOUCHING GREEN
> clown market

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>701k

laugh at the bobos with me
*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18264972

>futures rising

based!

>> No.18264973

>horrible news
Buy your calls

>> No.18264975

>>18264958
Futures just went up by like .75% as soon as it was released

>> No.18264979

what the fugg

>this retarded market actually priced it in

i have a feeling i am the retard here

>> No.18264980

a bunch of bobos about to learn what PRICED IN really means

>> No.18264986

How do I into insider trading?

>> No.18264987
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>Jobs numbers were three times worse than expected
HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFTOFF
APOLLO 11 THIS IS APOLLO 11 OVER
WE MOONING BOYS

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what will donnie pump tweet to pump the markets at open though?

>> No.18264991

Praying for at least 100% unemployment next month, I need my cheapies to start their moon missions.

>> No.18264993

Bearkeks, will they ever learn?

>> No.18265001

>>18264987
This is so autistic
WHO IS BUYING NOW
only jerome..

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>>18264867
Its eastern European Ryanair. I sometimes use them to fly from Bavaria to Georgia, Sofia or Ukraine for 15€. 20€ and youre in Spain.

Its like Ryanair, they work on the same model and market.

>> No.18265008

>>18264988
vaccine has been found

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>>18264975

>> No.18265012
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this market is so fucked

>> No.18265014

Why are we bickering about whether the market will dumb another few percentage points instead of buying up stocks? Lots of stuff has been cut in half the past month. Assuming everything goes back to normal you'll about double your money if you buy now. Those few more percents it can go down aren't worth the risk of completely missing out.

>> No.18265018

>"Jerome, tell your men to top up the toner on all machines. We're going to maximum BRRRRRRRRRRR"

>> No.18265020
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if at the end of all this, Powell owns the entire stock market, has he really won?

>> No.18265021

get in
https://nypost.com/2020/04/02/scientists-believe-they-found-potential-coronavirus-vaccine/

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>>18265003
>>18264867
Worth checking out if you ever want to travel in the area.

Just as a side note.

>> No.18265025

>>18265021
Fuck exit the market.

>> No.18265029

>>18265014
Any CAD stocks 50% down?

>> No.18265030

Guys, I have it on good authority that Saudi Arabia and Russia are actually going to stop producing oil completely and switch to solar power

>> No.18265031

>>18265021
Which company do I go all in on?

>> No.18265032
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Bullish

>> No.18265034

>>18264979
You are for not having caught on yet.

>> No.18265037

>U.S. Shed 701,000 Jobs in March in Foretaste of Worse to Come Causing Markets to Surge
maybe I should become a finance journalist

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>>18265014
>Assuming everything goes back to normal

>> No.18265042

>>18265031
any

>> No.18265044

>>18265021
great, now comes the lengthy multi-month clinical trial process to determine its viability!

>> No.18265045
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QUICK Unca Donnie left his phone unlocked and twitter open! What do you tweet?

>> No.18265051

>>18265021
but they hope to start trials with humans in a few months.. like the other potential vaccines

>> No.18265055

>>18264971
>Nonfarm payrolls -701k
That's it? Recession cancelled

>> No.18265059

>>18265044
what do you think will happen if the msm reports about this being fast tracked

>> No.18265061

>>18265045
IM GONNA SAY IT

>> No.18265063

>>18265045
N

>> No.18265068

bros why couldnt i be a poor mexican?

>get welfare
>cram 8 mexicans into a house built for 2 people
>have 8 welfare checks to pay for everything
>everybody has plenty of spending money

>> No.18265075

>>18265021
Told you so in the last thread, faggots.

>> No.18265076

FRIENDLY REMINDER THIS JOBS REPORT ONLY COVERS UP TO MARCH 12TH

EMPLOYMENT REALLY STARTED DROPPING FROM MARCH 16TH

>> No.18265080

>>18265021
Haven't even started human trials yet and that will take at least a year

>> No.18265081

>>18265045
N-word

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>>18265021
(((Vaccines)))

>> No.18265084

>>18265059
fast-tracked is a 'circle back' level buzzword
you cant fast track a clinical trial just like you cant fast track a pregnancy

>> No.18265085

>>18265041
You dont think things will be back to normal in a year or 2?

>> No.18265089

>>18265021
They're found a "potential" HIV vaccine hundreds of times, it's never panned out

>> No.18265091

>>18265076
So its gonna be good? Bearish

>> No.18265092

>>18265021
this doesn't mean anything, it would still have to go through the FDA pipe line. There are plenty of covid 19 vaccines, they all need to go through the pipe. We are a year ourlt minimum.

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18265095

Bullish.

>> No.18265105

>>18265068
>bro why couldn't I have a large family?
Mormons and Amish outcompete Mexicans. The future is looking great.

>> No.18265106

My theory is that the investor class feels the same way as Powell and are hoping that the ship is 'too big to fail' because if it goes down they lose everything and they know everyone at the bottom hates them.

>> No.18265113

>>18265092
>>18265089
>>18265084
i'm not talking about the reality of a (((vaccine))) and i wouldn't take it even if one was developed

i'm talking about the power of the report itself

>> No.18265114

>>18265095
>despite making up only 14.1% of the population...

>> No.18265115

>>18265021
>good news
So it's bearish?

>> No.18265117

>>18265095
Oh, the irony.

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>>18265095
Damn the virus is racist.

>> No.18265122

>>18265085
Negative short term especially this negative short term can effect long term prices. These prices haven't dropped enough yet. Nice try boglehead redditor.

>> No.18265123

>>18265095
yeah theres no way this virus wasnt created in a lab. it only kills the lowest echelons of society
>niggers
>terminally ill
>terminally old

>> No.18265135

>>18265095
>14% of total
Yikes

>> No.18265136

>>18265095
The virus is racist

>> No.18265137

>>18265106
Its not like we hate these people at the top that much.
I think we will give them a quick death.

>> No.18265143

>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP INVOKES DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT ON HP, CANON, AND BROTHER TO USE PRINTERS IN ATTEMPT TO STIMULATE MARKET TO NEW "ALL TIME HIGHS"
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP INVOKES DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT ON HP, CANON, AND BROTHER TO USE PRINTERS IN ATTEMPT TO STIMULATE MARKET TO NEW "ALL TIME HIGHS"
>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP INVOKES DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT ON HP, CANON, AND BROTHER TO USE PRINTERS IN ATTEMPT TO STIMULATE MARKET TO NEW "ALL TIME HIGHS"
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP INVOKES DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT ON HP, CANON, AND BROTHER TO USE PRINTERS IN ATTEMPT TO STIMULATE MARKET TO NEW "ALL TIME HIGHS"

>> No.18265147

>>18265095
No fuckin way, how are Asians 1%?

>> No.18265150

>>18265123
killing the terminally ill and terminally old is proof that this is a bio superweapon?

>> No.18265151

>>18265095
Holy shit some good news!

>> No.18265159

>>18265123
Drumpf knew about it. He almost accidentally leaked it after a briefing. That was the 'covfefe' tweet.

>> No.18265166

>>18265113
there've been bullshit reports about a vaccine for weeks. It's a scam. You can't vaccinate against corona.

>> No.18265169

>>18265045
I'M ENDING THE FED.

>> No.18265172

>>18264766
Oil will be going down because demand is still just going to get lower and lower and they're running out of place to store it

>> No.18265179

>>18265095
Black people have higher rates of chronic illnesses like kidney and heart disease and are the most obese demographic in the country, both attributes largely stemming from poor dietary practices within black communities. They're literally the most vulnerable racial group, it's really not surprising

>> No.18265187

>>18265169
there are people who unironically want to end the fed

>> No.18265188

>>18265147
Not as many in Michigan i guess.

>> No.18265190

WHAT IS THE MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT?
>WHAT IS THE MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT?
WHAT IS THE MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT?
>WHAT IS THE MARCH UNEMPLOYMENT?

>> No.18265197

>>18265095
The most vulnerable racial group gets hit the hardest. What's the suprise retard?

>> No.18265199

>>18264889
And tits look bolt-on. Don’t get why girls get shitty look implants. If you’re gonna get one, go to Japan or some place where it looks realistic.

>> No.18265207

>>18265190
Change in non-farm payrolls, March: -701,000 vs. -100,000 expected and +275,000 in February

Unemployment rate, March: 4.4% vs. 3.8% expected and 3.5% in February

Average hourly earnings, month on month: 0.4% vs. 0.2% expected and 0.3% in February

Average hourly earnings, year on year: 3.1% vs. +3.0% expected and +3.0% in February

And you can see futures desperately want to go up

>> No.18265209

>>18265095
>nigger gets shot in drive by
>dead nigger has benign coronavirus in his body
>official death: covid19

>> No.18265210
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18265210

Should I dump a bunch in JNUG and hodl til I’m a whale? That sounds like the chad thing to do.

>> No.18265214

>>18265172
Trump will just fire up a tweet claiming that russia and SA agreed to pump oil back into the ground and oil futures will moon

>> No.18265213

>>18265021
>no human trials yet

Literally the earliest phase 1 clinical trials will be done in september, so a vaccine at the minimum is late summer next year

>> No.18265220

>>18265190
4.4% vs 3.5% expected, so markets are up as is expected with our lord and savior jerome powell

>> No.18265222

>>18265188
Yeah I guess it’s 3% asian and only 3,000 are Chinese specifically, so this makes sense. Based.

>> No.18265225
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18265225

Guys give it to me straight,how much is my 3M investment gonna lose me now that cheeto Hitler is after them ?

>> No.18265226

>>18265021
How they find this in two months but normal flu still no has vaccine. I no believe it. Buying more BSV

>> No.18265227

>>18265147
By protecting themselves when everyone else weren't treating it seriously

>> No.18265229

>>18265147
Every pandemic since the plague has originated in China, including the Spanish and Russian flu. Despite their overreaction this time, they're immune to this shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
> October 2010, international medical geneticists led by Mark Achtman wrote a widely cited paper that analyzed the global sequence variation of the bacterium and concludes all three of the great waves of the plague had their bacterium "evolved in or near China".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu
>In 1993, Claude Hannoun, the leading expert on the 1918 flu for the Pasteur Institute, asserted the former virus was likely to have come from China. It then mutated in the United States near Boston and from there spread to Brest, France, Europe's battlefields, Europe, and the world with Allied soldiers and sailors as the main disseminators.[30]

In 2014, historian Mark Humphries argued that the mobilization of 96,000 Chinese laborers to work behind the British and French lines might have been the source of the pandemic. Humphries, of the Memorial University of Newfoundland in St. John's, based his conclusions on newly unearthed records. He found archival evidence that a respiratory illness that struck northern China in November 1917 was identified a year later by Chinese health officials as identical to the Spanish flu.[31][32]
https://www.britannica.com/event/Asian-flu-of-1957
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_flu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome

>> No.18265234

>>18265210
It's a x3 leveraged stock, my dude. What makes you think it's going to moon. I lost a fuck ton of money messing around with it.

>> No.18265238

Guys I have 3k to blow on options. How do I either 2x it or lose it all?!?

>> No.18265242

>>18265169
>Dow drops to 0 within 1 millisecond at open with no time for circuit breakers

>> No.18265245
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18265245

Sands China?
Galaxy Entertainment?
MGM China?
Wynn Macau?

>> No.18265246

>>18265166
i know that. i was talking about that in the last thread. if it were possible to vaccinate against this it would already be vaccinated against. they've been working on it for years

i'm not talking about the plausibility or the reality. i'm talking about the perception and power of the report. if that is strong enough to bring up the market until this thing phases out as it already is... the tanking could be over

the US is at the 30 day mark which is the exact spot where every single country begins a fast leveling process that seems to take no more than 10 days or so to complete

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18265253

Should have just all-in oil instead of hedging clearly

>> No.18265256

Are there any estimates of the real corona cases in India?
2,5k total cant be true.

>> No.18265260

>>18265238
Didn’t you hear? Corona kills niggers at a ridiculously high rate, but TQQQ and you’ll be a millionaire.

>> No.18265266

>>18265095
Fellow white people, look how racist our president is!

>> No.18265271

there is no way oil will stay at these levels

>> No.18265276

>>18265256
It's obviously not true, retard. India doesn't have the capability to test nor handle the virus. India is literally fucked. Same applies to Africa and other third world shitholes.

>> No.18265283

>>18264531
How are we all feeling about FRO?

>> No.18265288

>>18265253
short-term pump. even if they work out a deal to cut 10/mbpd (which is unlikely) demand is still fucked by 20+/mbdp.

>> No.18265291
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18265291

CRAB GANG

>> No.18265293
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18265293

>>18265234
Explain to me why it being leveraged means it won’t return to where it was before the crash. For this exercise, pretend I’m a retard.

>> No.18265296

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/03/upshot/coronavirus-jobless-rate-great-depression.html
>The Unemployment Rate Is Probably Around 13 Percent
>It’s almost certainly at its highest level since the Great Depression.

NOT. PRICED. IN

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18265297

>>18265242
>Market open gaps to -1000 briefly as investors feel bullish on great job loss report

>> No.18265299

>>18265276
i don't know, maybe corona is getting pozzed by ramesh and pajeet's dirty asscracks.

>> No.18265300

>>18265256
India is a huge country with really poor infrastructure and a government that often struggles to reach the population even in dense areas, never mind remote ones. It's pretty much impossible to know what things are like there or even provide accurate guesses, it could be ripping through a community somewhere in the Deccan Plateau right now and we wouldn't know shit about it until it started hitting major cities.

>> No.18265301

>>18265225
Will go sub 100

>> No.18265302

>>18265276
>India is literally fucked.
OH NOOO NOT MY CALL CENTRES
>Same applies to Africa and other third world shitholes.
Literally irrelevant. You could nuke all of Africa and nobody would notice tomorrow.

>> No.18265303

>>18265245
They are now all empty
Also, Macau will redistribute their casino license in some months time iirc whch could change the position of each of those companies

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18265309

Uhh why the fuck is this down 35% in premarket?

>> No.18265310

>>18265271
Thinking I might buy a few shares of TGRP at these levels because there is no way Russia or Saudi Arabia can keep screwing themselves forever

>> No.18265312

>>18265293
subtract 20% from 100
from the number you get, add 20%

>> No.18265311

>>18265293
what is roll decay

>> No.18265317

>>18264578

Do not tell this to Corona chan

>> No.18265320

>>18265253
>trump lies on twitter
>oil goes up

sell that shit ASAP nigga

>> No.18265322

>>18265293
google "etf decay study.com"

>> No.18265323

>>18265309
Oil hopium

>> No.18265324

>>18265246
short-term meme for the purpose of getting money for (((research)))

>> No.18265328
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18265328

Daily reminder.

>> No.18265332

>>18265309
"Oil double short"

>> No.18265335
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18265335

>>18265003
wat do you do there? you got friends or something?

sounds pretty based, but won't be happening anytime soon tho

>> No.18265338

>>18265302
I have friends in South Africa. Many rugby fans would mourn the passing of S.A.

>> No.18265339

>>18265309
the volume is so fucking low who the hell cares. never trade shit with that little volume.

>> No.18265343

>>18265296
not priced in, but bullish. DOW to 30k

>> No.18265344

>>18265293
I was literally in the same position as you a few days ago. Basically JNUG is an ETF, not a stock, and there are more variables tied into it as a result. The losses or gains are basically x3, and apparently they restart every day or something. I don't quite understand it, but you're just better off investing in stocks, not ETFs. In fact, you're better off staying out of this Jewish clown market.

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18265345

>>18265296
It does not matter because the unemployment benefits are so good, many are earning way more than their jobs salary. Then there are other
benefits. Purchasing power of americans is increasing, not decreasing during flu season it seems

>> No.18265350

>Stocks falling
Oh uh-oh. Bobo time.

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18265353

Took the day off to do some comfy trading.

>> No.18265354

>>18265197
>suprise
85 IQ post.

>> No.18265357

>>18265122
Allright, didnt really know that

>> No.18265364
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18265364

>>18265345
>purchasing power

What purchasing power when everyone is stuck at home. And there's a thing known as hyperinflation. Supply and demand is falling apart, and with that so does the economy

>> No.18265368

>>18265328
lmao this is just cope

>> No.18265369

>>18265105
Amish are genetically fucked from inbreeding though. Too bad because they're more based than the Mormons.

>> No.18265370

>>18265302
I don't think that anon was making that claim that any of it was relevant, just that those countries were fucked.

>> No.18265375

>>18265353
Isn't your state or country under lockdown?

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18265383

Surge time!

>> No.18265386

>>18265338
>>18265370
I see. RIP rugby.

>> No.18265391

>>18264638

> a fully manipulated market

Yes, but Corona Chan will win, once bodies start hitting the floor.

Reality always wins.

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18265392

>>18265197
Get the fuck back to r*ddit now stupid kike and the fuck off this board. NOW DUMB NIGGER

>> No.18265398

>>18265328
>arabic markets
no one cares and you have to go back

>> No.18265402

look at these 2019 cheapies, buy buy buy

>> No.18265409

pelosi coming on cnbc
get the mute button ready

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18265411

>>18265391
It's already over in Italy. It will all blow over in 2 months.

>> No.18265415

>>18264726
sorry but this image is way too based for /smg/

>> No.18265418

>>18265256
India might as well just give up and hope the issue resolves itself. I doubt it will even have that much effect. India is a hole after all. People die of horrible diseases every minute there. Praise the blue crab god and good luck in the next life.
>>18265335
Just traveling.
Its cheaper to fly than to take the bus to the airport now here. Sometimes flights here cost just 3€ or 5€ and many young people spend a week in Reval, Rome or Sevilla when they have some free time and some change available.
>>18265350
Mr. Powell is just getting started

>> No.18265423

Is it safe to invest in Chink companies?

>> No.18265427

>>18265392
There's nothing you can do to stop him anon. :)
We're all r*ddit friends here.

>> No.18265433

>STOCKS SURGE ON HIGHER THAN EXPECTED JOB LOSS NUMBERS

>> No.18265434

>>18265402
They should be cheaper. There is no reason for them to be as expensive as they are right now

>> No.18265436

>>18265411
that's a bullish cup and handle
buy buy buy

>> No.18265440

>is this priced in
>is this priced in

What do you not understand about unlimited money/QE everything is priced in, markets can not go down.

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>>18265411
>stable increase

Exponentional growth means its at least x1 of what it was the previous day, not the same increase in percentage

>> No.18265442

>>18265423
thinking of buying cheap long term puts against china companies I suspect to be scams

>> No.18265444

>>18265433
big numbers mean good

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18265448

>>18265434
there is one reason.
>pic related

>> No.18265458

Lunkin is rated as a stock to buy by robinhood. Can someone explain this to me?

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18265460

>>18265375
I work at an HVAC duct fabrication plant. We're in the construction industry so we're deemed """"essential"""

>> No.18265462

>>18265411
Thank God.
I'm ready to go out and blow all the money I saved from not buying gas and stupid shit

>> No.18265466
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18265466

>>18265353
>comfy trading
>comfy

>> No.18265467

>>18265433
>>18265402
>>18265383
Retards.

>> No.18265470

>>18265458
RH is a scam

>> No.18265475

>>18265441
Why do you all act like this guy has any significance? He's just a random boomer posting random dumb shit.

>> No.18265477

>>18265293
>>18265344
It's 2x now, but basically it's not designed as an investment tool. You're NOT supposed to hold it overnight. You can, and it can work, but that's not the intended function. It's a day trading tool, with exaggerated movements to more clearly signal entry/exit and allow more profitable trades.
Also it goes up 2x but doesn't actually go down 2x, it decelerates in a fall, which is the result of some Jewish protection incantations beyond me.

>> No.18265478

think of this logically anons
in bull markets you buy the rumor and sell the news. So the inverse must be true in bear markets; Sell rumor and buy the news.

>> No.18265484

today will likely be another +1k day.

>> No.18265485

>>18265475
Its funny how retarded he is

>> No.18265489

>>18265402
This is what i found off. 2015ish to 2019ish level and the fed stepping in for what is stock that is mostly still high. Heck some of them are overvalued when they proved a short shutdown would bankrupt them and came begging for a handout from the government.

>> No.18265490

>luckin coffee got oversold yesterday After the crash
>might reopen at 30
Clown world

>> No.18265491

I have Ford put options expiring today. the strike price is 4.5. I'm using Interactive Brokers. This is my first expiring option, what do I do? If I let it expire, I'll simply get $ in my account? (assuming the price is less than $4.5)

>> No.18265493

>>18265485
It was funny 2 weeks ago. Not so much anymore.

>> No.18265498

>>18265229
so you're saying if we glassed china we would be disease-free forever? hmmmmmm...

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>>18265415

>> No.18265501

>>18265490
no fucking way

>> No.18265506

Why the fuck is Exxon mooning it should be crashing to 38 today reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.18265509

>>18265448
This. You cannot fight against a potentially infinite supply that is controlled by people. I learned this in 2008/2009. The stock prices are relative to fiat currency. They can keep increasing it to infinity.

>> No.18265510

>>18265491
bruh

>> No.18265511

>>18265458
sure:
>lunkin pays robinhood $X millions of dollars
>tells robinhood "you tell stupid gweilo traders to buy"
>robinhood does so and the stupid traders buy
>lunkin dumps on them as they know their business is fucked

>> No.18265514
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18265514

>>18265493
He's literally loosing it

>> No.18265515

>>18265506
Because Trump tweeted some bullshit and now oil is rising

>> No.18265517

>>18265411
Why do you keep shilling this? Did you go all in and are becoming nervous thereby trying to fud others into buying?

Also Italy went into lockdown pretty fast. Other countries mot so much.

>> No.18265519

>>18265499
jesus man
footfags are the holiest of God's creations

>> No.18265521

>>18265021
that's like saying the yearly flu vaccines are cures for the flu. there's already multiple strains of corona. Literally fake news.

>> No.18265526

>>18265499
Why are the Japanese so fucking degenerate?

>> No.18265527

>>18265514
Didn't he cheat in donkey kong or something.

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18265532

whats this one called guys

>> No.18265537

>>18265491
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18265538

>>18265477
It takes a +50% gain to offset a -33% loss in any kind of trade. Leveraged ETFs rebalance every day, so this jewish math gets amplified and hurts the ETF in the long run

>> No.18265543

>>18265506
Non-US guys are actually down BP and RDS.B are down. Guess they won't benefit from his expected solution after the Saudi's tell him to fuck off (tariffs)

>> No.18265547

All in on $USO calls a few months out?

>> No.18265555

>>18265532
heartbeat line

>> No.18265559

>>18265501
I hope the ccp has blood lust and these normalshits lose their life savings for ever considering putting cent into china

>> No.18265561

>>18265555
we did this at open yesterday. skreeeee

>> No.18265563

>>18265532
bullish

>> No.18265564

>>18265514
angry boomer

>> No.18265566

>>18265477
The absolute state.
Trying to give advice to others without even understanding what he talks about.
Decay can work against you, but a 2x daily swap is generally save to hold, even for a few weeks. Might cost you 5-10% but that's not why you buy a leveraged positions anyways

>> No.18265567

>>18265499
>>18265519
based and redpilled
>>18265526
ngmi

>> No.18265569

>>18265491
retard. if they expire ITM and you have enough money to actually buy the stocks the options are for the broker will buy the options for you. if you dont have enough money the broker will liquidate the options. its better that you sell before this happens though.

>> No.18265572

>>18265514
Loose
Lose
Learn

>> No.18265575
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18265575

Yeah I’m thinking I’m based

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18265577

Time to gamble all my money on options

>> No.18265578

>>18265478
buy the rumor sell the news isn't really a bullish thing, buy can be short as well. it'd be better written as "enter the rumor, exit the news" or something like that. the idea is that the major price movement is usually created before an event/catalyst even happens due to the "hype" surrounding it and people FOMO'ing in. most retail retards stupidly think that if good news comes out the stock will go up, yet it tanks, which is why you get the "NEWS WAS GOOD WHY IT GO DOWN?" scenario. the reason is that the expectation was that the news would be good and that was, as we all like to say, """priced in""" during the rally leading up to the catalyst, and now everyone who got in early is getting the fuck out while new bagholders are just getting in at the top.

it works both ways, in a bear market all it means is that the catalyst is likely to be expected to be bad and go down, so you'll see the inverse: a crash followed by a rally after the event (covering) instead of a rally followed by a crash in a bull market. either way you want to exit before the event happens, or at least at the open.

>> No.18265579

>>18265515
Meetings on Monday doomer.

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18265581

>>18265418
nice, you just travel alone and meet people?
how do you even book that cheap, where do you search? last minute or longer? thanks famalam

>> No.18265585

>>18265538
>Leveraged ETFs rebalance every day
Do they always return to a set price point? I dont understand what those are for besides them being obvious gambling sticks.

>> No.18265588

>>18265572
Virgin
Seethe
Learn

>> No.18265591

>>18265411
Can you tell me what happens when Italy lifts the restrictions and the lockdown again? :)

>> No.18265593

>>18265434
i was sarc. the dow should be 14k, stocks are still overpriced

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18265594

>>18265517
>Did you go all in
Soon. I bought some stocks but I'm sitll mostly in cash. I wish I bough on the 23rd though.

>> No.18265596

>>18265559
>>18265501
>>18265490
what's the intraday price action like though? are all of these major moves just overnight gambles or can i actually apply TA to this shit chink stock?

>> No.18265599
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15 Minutes boyos

>> No.18265600

>futures green

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>>18265398

>> No.18265611

aaaand place your bets, what will it be?
green? red? yellow? why?

>> No.18265614

>>18265600
green for bears

>> No.18265622

>>18265591
>>Can you tell me what happens when Italy lifts the restrictions and the lockdown again? :)
People go back to work. The roads, bridges, offices, factories, electric grid is still there. Some bridges might have fallen but that's Italy for you.

>> No.18265623
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Will the bear finally win today?

>> No.18265624

>>18265566
Huh?

>> No.18265627

short brent , SHORT BRENT , ITS A FAKE PUMP

>> No.18265629

>>18265611
green. everything is priced in. nowhere to go but up now.

t. former dumb bobo

>> No.18265632

think crude dumps or pumps at the bell. will more people lock in gains or fomo in?

>> No.18265633

>>18265622
Oh. So whole Italy is immune now? :)

>> No.18265635

>>18265591
It happens all over again.

>> No.18265637

>>18265611
opens green, end with slight red

>> No.18265642
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HERE WE GO BOYS 15 MINUTES TO HELL

>> No.18265643

>>18265611
crab, maybe a dump EOD if people are still too scared to hold over the weekend

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>>18265624
Total nonfarm payroll employment fell by 701,000 in March, and the unemployment
rate rose to 4.4 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today.
The changes in these measures reflect the effects of the coronavirus (COVID-19)
and efforts to contain it. Employment in leisure and hospitality fell by 459,000,
mainly in food services and drinking places. Notable declines also occurred in
health care and social assistance, professional and business services, retail
trade, and construction.

SEVEN
HUNDRED
THOUSAND PAYROLLS

before the virus even hit

>> No.18265646

>>18265627
I got some SCO I bought during the pump and it's painful to hold right now but i'm certain it'll payooff

>> No.18265649

Should I just eat the 30% loss I've sustained over the past two weeks and go long? I cant baghold spxs and sqqq anymore

>> No.18265652

>>18265332
Hows SNSS doing, anon?

>> No.18265654

>>18265411
The great Italian Nana holocaust

>> No.18265655

>>18265635
Ring - Ring - Ring. We got a winner :)

>> No.18265656

>>18265646
im closing my xom call today, have puts on brent at 15 in august

>> No.18265662

>>18265633
Chinese pandemics eventually end.
See.
>>18265229

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>>18265581
>nice, you just travel alone and meet people?
Pretty much. I like cheap hostels and couchsurfing to meet people sometimes but I also like going alone through nature. Like here in Kirgistan. Just sitting at a lake watching the waves and mountains.
https://streamable.com/k6h9p0
>how do you even book that cheap, where do you search?
Ryanair.com
Wizzair.com
Prices vary greatly. Sometimes tomorrow costs 10€ and next month 130€. Depends on the dates and your luck really
> thanks famalam
Youre welcome

>> No.18265667

>>18265594
Lol. There are definitely moves ive wanted to go all in on. But considering the unknown short term direction of these stocks, going all in on some of these would've resulted in a loss or bags.

>> No.18265668

>>18265649
you should just cash out and try CDs

>> No.18265669

>>18265649
yes please as soon as you drop your bags we'll have 3 breakers

>> No.18265672

>>18265645
Sounds quiet bullish to me>>18265662
>>18265662

>> No.18265675

>>18265646
Same, I picked up $4k worth yesterday. Was going to sell end of day, but I didn't see the pump coming. Oil will go down again, but not until word from OPEC gets out

>> No.18265676

bros...its red wtf

>> No.18265679

>>18265411

You have no money idea how fast US infections (not cases) are growing.

Nothing is over lmao

>> No.18265687

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18265688

>>18265662
Is this why China is still under total lockdown and made further restrictions, even closing theaters cinemas etc country wide? Ah, got it, thanks.

>> No.18265690

>>18265668
You should suck my dick bitch faggot

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>>18265663
sounds alpha as fuck m8. well i was gonna finally put my money to use and travel but now we got this shit, well in the future i guess.

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Why wouldn't you sell a put now if instead of buying from the market? You get paid to buy too?

>> No.18265698

NEW
>>18265695
>>18265695
>>18265695

>> No.18265700

>>18265676
havent you been keeping up? whenever its red before opening it means it well be a green day. up 3.5% EOD screencap

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>b-b-b-but i thought bad news was bullish!!!

>> No.18265703

How do analysts live with themselves that they write that markets are going lower but by the time they release their shitty info the markets already went up due to poomps?

>> No.18265708

>>18265575
cringe

>> No.18265715

>Cramer selling out Canada
3M is where we get masks from. Now he wants it all to go to the states. We are already under supplied. Were fucked. I can't believe how fucked we are

>> No.18265719

where do you guys do your research

>> No.18265727

>>18265663
Comfy video, nice.

>> No.18265736

>>18265411
The is just the first wave, wave 2 comes in September.

>> No.18265806

>>18265736
This already isn't the first wave.
>Two strains of the virus have caused outbreaks of severe respiratory diseases in humans: SARS-CoV (or SARS-CoV-1), which caused the 2002-2004 outbreak of severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS), and SARS-CoV-2, which caused the 2019–20 pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19).[7][8] There are hundreds of other strains of SARSr-CoV, all of which are only known to infect non-human species: bats are a major reservoir of many strains of SARS-related coronaviruses, and several strains have been identified in palm civets, which were likely ancestors of SARS-CoV.[7][9]

>> No.18265820

>>18265692
If the share price gets a big green dildo, you'll make less profit from being short the put than you would from holding the 100 shares. I think that's the only scenario where you're worse off.

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YOU START DIALING AT 9:29

>> No.18265900

>>18265719
>research

Dude pick a index and how much you want to bet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AxmZTgtaHQ

>> No.18265905

OPEC virtual meeting Monday who's gambling?

>> No.18266006

Let's talk oil.

What's the detailed plan?

>> No.18266108

>>18266006
Dead cat bounce in my opinion.

China's fucking around, Storage problem still imminent, deal might not go through, expecting $19 a barrel.

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>>18266006
hopefully you bought a shit ton of USO when we were all talking about it last week. Now the plan is cash out before the orange retard's tweet is found to have been a lie and it crashes again from all the bad news incoming.

>> No.18266134

>>18266006
I'm all-in on HAL at $6.68 and will immediately bail when I think the gig is up. Like, ride the pump, my duuude, fucking gnarly.

>> No.18266171

>>18266006
>>18266006
oil specialist on bloomberg says price target of around $30 which is the lows from 2000 and is conservative. If opec+ fails we go back to $19. some OTM options on USO is a good bet but a call debit spread of 4.5b-5w for 4/9 gives you a reasonably safe 51% return.

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>>18263550
I am once again asking for your assistance

What is a good Euro/GBP long term dividend ETF? I'm interested in EGRG since I'm a britbong and the divvies won't be taxed

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>> No.18267333

>>18265569
>to actually buy the stocks
why "buy" if I have puts?