/smg/ - Sub Machine Gun

[Anonymous No.18253158]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18252388

[Anonymous No.18253171]

>Priced in!
>and wallah!
>OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18253174]

Niggers

[Anonymous No.18253179]

BEARS ARE WORTHLESS

[Anonymous No.18253183]

I am financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18253186]

First for bears

[Anonymous No.18253193]

>>18253158
TSLA mooning hard after hours, did they report earnings and beat expectation?

[Anonymous No.18253197]

Holy shit.
Leftist are fucking brain dead.
Like actually brain dead.

[Anonymous No.18253203]

Was busy today until now at 9pm
Quick rundown on the day?

[Anonymous No.18253204]

Wtf happened to Tsla after hours. Is someone trying to pump it artificially?

[Anonymous No.18253206]

Tomorrow I'll buy Boeing and DAL at EOD

[Anonymous No.18253209]

>>18253179
Fuck the bears. Today's pumps were good unlike Thursday's slow dump, the bull sentiment is here.

[Anonymous No.18253214]

>>18253062
you're not a bobo for a day my friend, all you need to do is zoom out. the reds are steep, the greens are shallow, on average the market is ours, and everyone knows there's a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.18253221]

>lost 20k when I first started trading less than a month ago
>made it all back

You'd be surprised how much you can learn in such a short period of time.
I made some really stupid mistakes.
But now I realize that
>It's a lot easier to lose money than it is to make money
>It's okay to miss out on upswings. If you missed it, you missed it.
>Only buy when you are absolutely sure that you'll make money (meaning that there are a at least 3 indicators pointing in that direction, bullish patterns, and historical resistance levels the prices keeps bouncing off of)
>If you make a mistake, cut losses early. You'll know pretty much immediately if you made a mistake. Nothing is worse than praying for a miracle so you only lose a quarter of your money rather than half of it
>you will NEVER buy at the bottom and you'll NEVER sell at the top
>Buy when it is past the bottom
>Sell after the peak
>Yeah it may just be a dip and keep going up
>But you don't know what it will do
>Take your gains when you have them

>Fuck low volume stocks
>Fuck companies with less than 2000 employees

What I miss?

[Anonymous No.18253222]

HOW THE FUCK DID OIL NOT DUMP

[Anonymous No.18253223]

So. Wish me luck bobros, I ended today with positions that assume the market has a lick of common sense and will drop tomorrow after pumping over a literal lie and worst job report ever. Wish me luck betting there is a modicum of rationality left here in this clown world market.

[Anonymous No.18253225]

TSLA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.18253228]

can the wallstreet brokers go on strike? like legit stop trading this clown fiesta market? brokers of the world unite kinda shit.

[Anonymous No.18253231]

>>18253203
Market went up and down and up

[Anonymous No.18253232]

>>18253203
nothing but byullish news today, 6m unemployed, corona cases passed 1m, and the market mooned accordingly

[Anonymous No.18253233]

Stop trying to make waves and surf

[Anonymous No.18253235]

Who pumped it? Memes aside, is it a technical 1M pump? Is it due to Orange soda tweets?

[Anonymous No.18253236]

>>18253158
Ok...so DoW increaed 600 points in the last hour? Makes total sense.

What else happpened today? Oh an orange man lies about some hope and dreams and a record high of 6.6m jobless claims....oh end we have broken 1m corona.

Sick shit. Clown Market.

[Anonymous No.18253247]

>tfw STILL bagholding JNUG and GUSH

[Anonymous No.18253248]

We are getting a phase 4 stimulus bill. Probably 2+ trillion

[Anonymous No.18253249]

>>18253222
I WARNED YOU ABOUT OIL
I TOLD YOU DOG

[Anonymous No.18253251]

can you leftypol autists and trumpfags take your faggoty asses back to /pol/

nobody gives a shit about orange man bad or orange man jesus, all we care about is j powell

[Anonymous No.18253260]

unironically, who bought with such a volume? anyone have information?

[Anonymous No.18253261]

>>18253222
I sold just in case.

[Anonymous No.18253268]

>>18253222
Orange man see line about to go down
Orange man tweet words for robots
Robots like Orange man words
Happy robots buy things
Line go up

[Anonymous No.18253269]

>>18253251
>j powell controls market
>gaem riggd

[Anonymous No.18253270]

PALO ALTO, Calif., April 02, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- In the first quarter, we produced almost 103,000 vehicles and delivered approximately 88,400 vehicles. This is our best ever first quarter performance.
TSLA wins

[Anonymous No.18253275]

>>18253179
I will never understand the richfags who use RH. Why not TDA at least? Genuinely curious, not trying to be a dick.

[Anonymous No.18253282]

Wut

[Anonymous No.18253283]

>>18253221
Covered options are your friend. Don’t do limit sells/buys like a chump, get paid to place orders.

[Anonymous No.18253285]

>>18253209
I guess it really did..... return to normal.....
(:

[Anonymous No.18253284]

>>18253228
You do realize this market is heaven for professionals though, right?

[Anonymous No.18253288]

>>18253228
They love this. They make money from the market volatility, they make money from trading commissions.

[Anonymous No.18253295]

Reminder that this virus shit will all be over in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18253296]

>actively transferring a vented covid-19 patient in my ambulance
>notice UCO is going up
>buying and driving
>$100 gains today
The gains train never stops

[Anonymous No.18253297]

1M
RSI & SRSI

Could we see a reversal to 270~ and then legs down?

[Anonymous No.18253298]

>>18253270
Fugg

[Anonymous No.18253299]

>>18253260
algorithms probably

[Anonymous No.18253300]

>>18253275
70k isn't rich kek

[Anonymous No.18253306]

>>18253260
my best guess is blackrock and others. they're painting this shit. it looks exactly like bitcoin horsecrap.

[Anonymous No.18253312]

>Cocky bulls still ITT

Good. More room to fall still.

[Anonymous No.18253317]

>>18253295
someone post the corona IQ picture, 75iq poster pls go

[Anonymous No.18253319]

>>18253260
Algos because they read trends.

[Anonymous No.18253320]

>>18253275
Tap tap tap profit! But seriously most of my money is in futures I just meme with RH. You're right real money shouldn't be held there

[Anonymous No.18253322]

>>18253270
>>18253282
lol

[Anonymous No.18253324]

>>18253235
Probably the fucking Saudis, or the chinks for trump being so kind to both of them. Or the FED because that's all they do nowadays. Create money out of thin air, indebting the American public and distributing it to the 1%.

[Anonymous No.18253325]

enjoying the squeeze shorties?

[Anonymous No.18253329]

I think people are beginning to price in a Phase 4 Stimulus bill passing and being trillions more.

[Anonymous No.18253334]

>>18253228

>this child thinks brokers and insiders aren't making money hand over fist with this flood of dumb money piling in one way or another

[Anonymous No.18253335]

>>18253312
It feels very... Normal in here.
Almost as if we "returned" to something :^)

[Anonymous No.18253338]

>>18253270
Uh congrats I guess Musk? Who the fuck is going to buy teslas from here on?

[Anonymous No.18253340]

I have some conservative calls on USO over the next month+
Will I DIE

[Anonymous No.18253342]

>>18253228
>>18253324
do you ever not talk directly out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.18253343]

>>18253282
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/02/tesla-tsla-1q-2020-production-and-delivery-numbers.html

[Anonymous No.18253345]

>>18253221
>What I miss?
That's pretty much it. Also never buy in right before earnings even if you think they will beat. Price action can go every which way in response to earnings regardless of how good or bad. At least four times i have been stung by good earnings day sell offs, sitting there holding the bag or getting stopped out repeating "b-but they beat!".

[Anonymous No.18253349]

>>18253300
It's /biz rich nigga. Not real people rich

[Anonymous No.18253353]

>>18253209
>“We are still basically maximum short Tesla. It’s still one of my favorite positions,” Chanos said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/02/chanos-says-he-is-still-maximum-short-tesla-even-with-drop-in-last-month.html

[Anonymous No.18253354]

>>18253338
Tesla balance sheet is fine and they have no dealership network blow up

They have far less inventory than every other car manufacturer.

I'm not saying they deserve 500 dollars a share or not. I'm saying they are less hurt by this than other car companies.

[Anonymous No.18253358]

>>18253349
based

[Anonymous No.18253361]

predictions for tomorrow red or green?

[Anonymous No.18253362]

my theory is the clown market is being led by robinhood NPCs. they are buying up retarded shit and then the algo's from some bigger money firms kick in and help it slightly before pulling out for quick profits hence these minor pumps in idiotic sectors and assets. like yesterday when retards were buying cruise line stocks

[Anonymous No.18253366]

>>18253275
70k is not rich that's McDonald's money.

>>18253338
can't wait until Tesla starts paying people to buy their worthless cars.

[Anonymous No.18253367]

[Anonymous No.18253372]

>>18253361
Green

We need more phase 4 stimulus details though. Should pass late April but I bet there will be a little more fight over this one.

[Anonymous No.18253373]

>>18253295
reminder you've said the same thing 2 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.18253374]

>>18253282
Fuck,I sold at a loss and that would have put me even. Should have trusted myself.

[Anonymous No.18253382]

>>18253361
redder than anything you have ever seen

t. worried bvllchad

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18253383]

In case you missed it last thread, CEO, CSO, and CFO of SNSS just executed massive options grants and the first of the month is usually when scans take place for clinical trial cycles.

[Anonymous No.18253384]

i hope tsla gets pumped because of this
im shorting tsla to oblivion into summer

[Anonymous No.18253395]

>>18253361
Green.

[Anonymous No.18253396]

>>18253362
I got my Robinhood account confirmed today. I bought oil.

[Anonymous No.18253398]

>>18253295
I think so too, but I'm getting mixed signals on whats going on.

I hope a phase 4 stimulus bill will bridge the gap alongside better coronavirus trajectory than expected

[Anonymous No.18253400]

>>18253345
That’s more for if they run up into earnings. It means high expectations. No matter how many times I warned the AMD kiddies that they have a history of running up into earnings and then dumping afterwards, they were still caught off guard.

[Anonymous No.18253406]

>>18253296
stay safe bro

[Anonymous No.18253407]

>>18253361
Green. Nothing is taking that shit down.

[Anonymous No.18253408]

>>18253362
>it's da smart money!!! They get in!! Buy!!
lmfao only a complete sheep can believe in something like "smart money".
Lambs to the slaughter.

[Anonymous No.18253411]

>>18253383
hey guys look he's typing from the food bank line.

go to hell with your sketchy SNSS ticker you shill

[Anonymous No.18253414]

>>18253383
how you doing bro? i was getting worried you committed sudoku. im still holding my 2 shares of SNSS, ill jump in this summer. i dont think SNSS will go anywhere but sideways for the next 6 months because coronavirus

[Anonymous No.18253415]

>>18253361
the reddest red times infinity

[Anonymous No.18253417]

>>18253361
GREEN FOREVER

[Anonymous No.18253419]

>>18253221
Yep got too cocky today bought SCO at 27 oil dumped sco pumped. Thought I was top of the world, should've sold right there. Oil then somehow pumped again and lost all gains within 5 mins. I don't know what to do now.

[Anonymous No.18253427]

who UCO here

[Anonymous No.18253429]

>>18253342
no, it's one of the few pleasures that I have left in this world

[Anonymous No.18253436]

>>18253429
fair enough

[Anonymous No.18253439]

>>18253361
Red. I want Ford to hit $4

[Anonymous No.18253443]

Do you like money? Buy CX.

[Anonymous No.18253449]

>>18253427
SCO here currently trying to fight the urge to rope

[Anonymous No.18253459]

>>18253439
This.

[Anonymous No.18253461]

>>18253429
Based assblaster

[Anonymous No.18253464]

Lads it's over for me. I'm holding tza bags and everything is turning green. The only saving grace was the sco profit I made today. Tomorrow I'm going to get fucking killed. I should have just accepted the 6% lose

[Anonymous No.18253465]

I was up, then I was down. I was down hard. but then I heard this call in this distance. I saw a shadow of a man running full speed in a business suit holding a briefcase.

It was Jerome. and he brought the cure all to the market. It was a briefcase that was bigger on the inside, and he slammed it onto the table, dabbed off the beads on his forehead, and unlocked the case.

It exploded releasing mountains and mountains of $100 bills pouring out and stacking into tall towers that continued violent erupting. Green light so bright it eclipsed the entire sun was shooting blinding beams into the sky. I knew then what I must do, I must ride this bull rocketship to the moon. I tipped my 5 gallon hat to Jerome and he nodded back at me. And with that I let out a soft whisper "yee haw" as I shed a single tear from my eye. I will see you all at the moon base.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18253468]

>>18253414
No, it will be going up, by a lot, and soon. The board wouldn't have approved those options without cause.

[Anonymous No.18253472]

Maybe I really did miss the bottom and should just buy the rest of the way in before oil pumps all the way back up for no reason

[Anonymous No.18253473]

TSLA just mooned on pretty good sales numbers

[Anonymous No.18253476]

>>18253361
How can anyone with a clear mind expect a green day tomorrow, but then again market.

[Anonymous No.18253477]

>>18253443
> building materials

And they’re talking about an infrastructure stimulus...

[Anonymous No.18253484]

>>18253183
I switched teams and realized the Fed is going to fuck me if I bet against it and it’s NPC board. Just throw your brain out the window and accept Powell as your savior.

[Anonymous No.18253489]

>>18253338
TSLA is entirely hype, when will you understand this?
it doesnt matter that Q2 will be a complete shitfest, it just matters that they can achieve production numbers.
Electric is the future, temporary cataclysmic event wont stop it. Im done with being a permabear on TSLA and getting btfo very time

[Anonymous No.18253492]

>>18253449
how do you think you'll feel tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18253495]

>>18253472
>took my OKE advice
nice
you decided to go 100% SLB over HAL too I see

[Anonymous No.18253496]

>>18253396
exactly, lol.

also unrelated note, is this not a 1929 crash signal guys?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fed-temporarily-eases-capital-requirements-for-big-banks-11585774838

>feds remove restrictions that force banks to keep cash and collateral minimums on hand to back up their lending
>encourage banks to make more lending
>stimulus bill gives near unlimited loans through SBA that are "forgiveable"

who the fuck is footing these bills? i mean im not an economist and im not a gold/silver hoarder fag but im just thinking about this shit trying to understand it and it doesnt make sense to me

[Anonymous No.18253501]

>>18253295
Nah, the old coronaviruses (aka common cold) still don't have vaccines. The only genuine, real solution to this is to just let it pass through the global population.

We are just delaying herd immunity with social distancing. It's gonna go on for a long time and it's our own fault.

Sometimes the most effective thing to do is just to leave things be and admit we can't really do anything.

[Anonymous No.18253502]

>>18253484
see you at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18253511]

I’m financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18253512]

>(Bloomberg) --U.S. regulators are holding off on helping mortgage servicing firms that could be hit with a surge of missed payments from borrowers hurt by the coronavirus crisis, according to people familiar with the matter.

Pretty fucking big deal

[Anonymous No.18253515]

WE NEED 6 TRILLION IN MORE STIMULUS

PHASE 4 LETS GO

GIVE PELOSI SOME SOLAR PANELS AND BLACK GAY OUTREACH PROGRAMS FOR CALIFORNIA. LETS GET IT DONE

[Anonymous No.18253517]

>>18253228

>margin calls when dumping
>short covers when pumping

Brokerages like volatility.

[Anonymous No.18253522]

>>18253496
wrong chart

[Anonymous No.18253526]

>>18253496
>feds remove restrictions that force banks to keep cash and collateral minimums on hand to back up their lending
this was known a week ago

[Anonymous No.18253531]

>>18253496
Nope
It’s one data point that you choose to interpret in that way because you want to see lower lows.

[Anonymous No.18253532]

>>18253522
ah, a week of red i see?

[Anonymous No.18253533]

>>18253515
FREE FEMALE HORMONES COME ON PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.18253534]

>>18253502
Saw you there a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.18253539]

>>18253511
What happened bro

[Anonymous No.18253542]

>>18253517
This

What, half the volatility is just to btfo stops, small timers, margin, short covering, etc. That's a lot of money to grab for algos and big whales.

[Anonymous No.18253550]

>>18253501
So we're going to let possibly millions of people die? Just sit back and watch it happen? What kind of pencilneck cuck mentality is that?

[Anonymous No.18253552]

>>18253511
You're strong enough to start again, anon. It's okay.

[Anonymous No.18253555]

>>18253515
black gay solar cyborgs identifying as white middle aged women, might be the most cali thing ever.

[Anonymous No.18253563]

So is oil fucked?

[Anonymous No.18253564]

>>18253361
Most people would say red, therefore strong green.

[Anonymous No.18253565]

thinking of buying a high-yield corporate bond etf that has a 7% yield, monthly dist.
not terrible in times like these

[Anonymous No.18253569]

AAAAAND we're back!!

[Anonymous No.18253576]

>>18253334
Its almost like they've never been in a casino. Boy the game was rigged from the start and the house always wins.

[Anonymous No.18253577]

>>18253295
>t. 2 weeks ago boomer

[Anonymous No.18253580]

>this is fine

[Anonymous No.18253585]

>>18253473
Those sales are from before this hit the normies.

...their Q2 is going to be brutal.

[Anonymous No.18253587]

>>18253550
Democracy mentality. We couldn't figure out how to act quick enough and remove China so we should just lay down and die for our slave masters.

[Anonymous No.18253598]

>>18253492
I unironically am feeling hopeful. Both Russia and SA have proven to both be stubborn as fuck, and they have no reason to believe that they will actually work out a deal within the next week. There is always the possibility of Trump fucking me over but I don't believe he has ever done that 2 days in a row. Also, I forgot where, but there were several articles about shale/oil companies about to go bankrupt in the coming weeks. No matter how much of a clown market that is, there is no way oil doesn't dump. If I ever reach a 25% gain on this though, i'm selling and going oil long.

[Anonymous No.18253600]

>>18253564
That’s the spirit, anon. Bet against /biz/ every time even if they should be right

[Anonymous No.18253603]

>>18253223
I'm there too.

[Anonymous No.18253609]

>>18253158
>buy a stock
>instantly goes down
>short
>goes up
Meme magic is real. Can I get off this ride?

[Anonymous No.18253613]

>>18253501
High IQ is depressing to have brother

[Anonymous No.18253615]

>>18253563
they'll start paying people to store oil

>>18253580
Post per capita. Oh wait. You're afraaaaid...

[Anonymous No.18253616]

>>18253580
the numbers are fake

[Anonymous No.18253623]

>>18253580
>us travel is still ongoing
kek americans are fucked

[Anonymous No.18253624]

>>18253295
No, please. I don't wanna go back to work.

[Anonymous No.18253625]

>>18253580
shut up retarded bobo facts are pointless in the clown market MIGA

[Anonymous No.18253628]

>>18253598
>If I ever reach a 25% gain on this though, i'm selling and going oil long.
Smart.
Make sure you set up a stop loss on SCO in case something happens.

[Anonymous No.18253632]

>>18253580
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18253633]

>>18253193
Its gonna dump so good tomorrow lmao screen shot this

[Anonymous No.18253641]

>>18253585
this, but they will be better than everyone else. acura, honda, chevy, and lexus are the only brands i'm seeing in excess from last few weeks.
>auto insurance fag again

[Anonymous No.18253643]

>>18253585
Yeah, that's the hope. But for that to have a huge impact the market is gonna have to be down a lot by Q2.

[Anonymous No.18253646]

>>18253501
we should do this by end of april

[Anonymous No.18253647]

Bears need triple death crosses to get a red day and even that is pathetic because it's only scared bulls not wanting to buy. Today's unemployment dump was also bulls not wanting to go in but other bigger bulls saw their weakness. This is up from here.

[Anonymous No.18253649]

>>18253563
In the short run probably, in the long run hell no

[Anonymous No.18253653]

>>18253623
My state started enforcing a stay at home order just two days ago

[Anonymous No.18253654]

>>18253598
Look at the people who is meeting with tomorrow. Only one shale company representative the rest of big oil (((american)))) companies aren't supporting american jobs case in point Exxon's guyana fields. XOM and CVX have no interest in a n oil tariff that would help their competitors shale like the saudis and russians they want their competition out and they have the funds and cxoncentiosn to outlast them.

[Anonymous No.18253659]

>>18253580
I don't believe any numbers coming out of China and neither should anyone with common sense.
If you want to know why, just go ask Taiwan what they think of the CCP and the lies the CCP told them during the SARS outbreak.

[Anonymous No.18253663]

>>18253193
Sales

[Anonymous No.18253671]

>>18253472
I'd just sit tight, was tempted to sell but decided to stay put for now.

>>18253495
>my OKE advice
Here I was thinking it was my advice.

[Anonymous No.18253673]

>>18253653
how are they enforcing it?

[Anonymous No.18253676]

>>18253647

>90% of the big earnings coming at the end of the month

Tick tock. The money isn't going to wait for the news, they're just scalping shorts.

[Anonymous No.18253683]

>>18253647
Trvly, the time of bvlls are back. Back to 30k, fellow chads.

[Anonymous No.18253690]

>>18253580
How is S Korea doing so good?

[Anonymous No.18253691]

Why did RTN go down today? Are they inheriting risk from UTX now after the merger?

[Anonymous No.18253692]

>>18253550
Either way millions are gonna die, it's not gonna end until it passes through the global population.

We've just made it worse. Not only are millions still gonna die but millions are gonna lose their jobs because we're trying to control something we can't realistically control.

[Anonymous No.18253697]

>>18253671
Are you not the guy who was in both SLB and HAL, CVX and XOM I spoke with last week?

[Anonymous No.18253700]

>>18253673
Arizona, allegedly you'll be charged with a misdemeanor if you're outside and not either getting food or medicine or other essential stuff.

I'm not sure how they would determine that when you could always say you're getting fast food, but it's something

[Anonymous No.18253703]

>>18253673
eh, just close down and cite any businesses that shouldn't be open.

You won't get harassed since going to fast food or really anything is considered essential.

It's more to shut down businesses

[Anonymous No.18253704]

>>18253383
Don't you think that this is just a sheme to make you buy? If they expire worthless nothing is lost for them.

[Anonymous No.18253708]

>>18253473
yeah i made $50 because i bought a share earlier today. finally i own a piece of the meme

[Anonymous No.18253709]

What's a good stop order for SCO? $23?

[Anonymous No.18253710]

>>18253585
I kinda think if Tesla can do 550 before beat few days ago 600 Friday is possible crossing fingers

[Anonymous No.18253713]

what, no Chilies

[Anonymous No.18253715]

>>18253690
Masks. Widespread use of masks works with other behavioral changes.

koreans are ready for this from SARS and already wear masks in public as a normal cultural thing.

[Anonymous No.18253721]

What’s this pattern called

[Anonymous No.18253723]

>>18253580
this is kind of a stupid metric considerinng the amount of people and tests in the US.

It would make more sense if it were weighted in terms of total population and total tested vs. untested members of the population. I'm not sure if there's a way to appropriately visualize it.

>>18253653
Florida?
I remember seeing that picture of Disney World's last celebration in florida, fucking disgusting. The governor must hate his constituency.

>>18253691
I believe so. I think UTX has more to do with industrial manufacturinng and commercial aerospace than RTN, LMT, or NOC.

[Anonymous No.18253725]

>>18253697
I'm not him, what I meant is I'm pretty sure I mentioned OKE to him as well.

[Anonymous No.18253727]

>>18253585
A good Q1 is very solid for Tesla. They usually stink up Q1. People will expect a terrible Q2 already priced in.

[Anonymous No.18253730]

>>18253676
They'll be better than expected and we'll pump even if they're bad we'll pump. We'll pump until there are no bears left.

[Anonymous No.18253733]

>>18253721
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18253750]

>>18253721
The fuck anyone with a brain special afterhours rape party.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18253753]

>>18253704
No, they EXECUTED the options. As in Dayon now owns 480,000 more shares at an average of 0.4139. If it was just the granting of new options then maybe there would be a discussion there but that's not what happened.

[Anonymous No.18253754]

>>18253730

Stocks dump if growth isn't high enough. Can you imagine what massive losses are going to register like? I can. And I'm ready. Don't say you weren't warned lel

[Anonymous No.18253757]

>>18253515
WE HAVE TRANS PEOPLE LITERALLY EATING MELTED GARBAGE BAGS TO KEEP THEIR HUMANITY RIGHTS INTACT. THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

#STIMULATEALLGENDERS

[Anonymous No.18253760]

>>18253715
SARS-1 is. a major difference maker I think. And that they made testing and identification a priority. Masks can slow the spread but not nearly as much as finding out who is infected and having them stay home and contact everyone they've been in contact with to get tested too.

[Anonymous No.18253762]

>>18253721
It's called "Bears on their way to get raped again tomorrow".

[Anonymous No.18253764]

>>18253721
Securities fraud.

[Anonymous No.18253765]

>>18253725
Either way, nice spread. I think you should have gone heavier into US oil though.

[Anonymous No.18253769]

>>18253628
Yeah I put a stop loss at -15%, funnily enough, if it ends up getting executed I will have finally lost all the gains i've made in the past year. The last month has been cruel to me.

>>18253654
How long do you think the big oil companies can last through this price war?

[Anonymous No.18253772]

GME has more shorts than actual shares outstanding.

[Anonymous No.18253780]

>>18253295
enhance

[Anonymous No.18253785]

>>18253753
>No, they EXECUTED the options.
Oh, excuse my retardedness

[Anonymous No.18253786]

>>18253757
i legitimately hope this is true

[Anonymous No.18253789]

>>18253754
massive losses are bullish now. are you new here.

[Anonymous No.18253791]

Megacap Pharma guy.

Which Biotech stocks should I look into? Happy to do some dd on trials

[Anonymous No.18253794]

>>18253700
>>18253703
This is what im getting at, its a joke.
Cant really get businesses to shut down either since places like Hobby Lobby are claiming theyre essential. Controlling induviduals is almost impossible cause they can just lie.
its a farce

[Anonymous No.18253803]

>shorts mad at Tesla
I guess the economy is back to normal

[Anonymous No.18253809]

>>18253757
>THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.
It's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.18253810]

>>18253789

>Taking a momentary short squeeze bounce seriously

Right I forgot, none of the fags ITT understand buying and selling pressure during a bull or bear trend

[Anonymous No.18253816]

Do SVXY and ZIV have decay when VIX is in backwardation?

[Anonymous No.18253820]

>>18253754
The fuck do you think the dump from the top was. Now when something is better than expected we correct up.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18253822]

>>18253785
No it's fine I was unclear. They were also granted new ones. It was both. Point is, this is not something that usually precedes company collapse.

[Anonymous No.18253829]

>>18253803
kek

[Anonymous No.18253831]

[RTRS] 02 APR - TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS EXPECTED TO ISSUE GUIDANCE URGING AMERICANS TO WEAR FACE COVERINGS TO SLOW SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS -MEDIA REPORTS


MASKED AMERICA

[Anonymous No.18253832]

>>18253786
If I convince two idiots to do it, that would make it true

>>18253791
Regeneron has some exciting stuff going on. Both COVID and non-covid stuff

[Anonymous No.18253833]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.32%, okay day, gld and reits slow but VIX pleasingly down. Didn't go in on oil as it hit where I thought it'd be in a week in half an hour, very alarming. Might consider going in on it if the other shoe drops on saudi thing, for now I'm keeping my cash and will be looking at financials. Very boring day tee bee aech, but that's good!

[Anonymous No.18253838]

>>18253757
Comedy gold, but the username and handle make me unable to delude myself into believing it.

[Anonymous No.18253845]

>>18253820
>The fuck do you think the dump from the top was.

The first wave? Did you actually think the line goes straight to the bottom immediately? We know this is going to last through summer now. I'm so happy you fags are still here to laugh at though, somebody's gotta hold the bags after all.

[Anonymous No.18253848]

THERE IS NO GOOD BUY IN PRICE.
GIVE ME. YOUR PREMIUM.

[Anonymous No.18253855]

>>18253723
No, AZ, our governor previously said that he didn't want local governments to make stay at home orders or close stuff down. I haven't been outside since Tuesday, but there were still tons of people outside and in stores and stuff then.

Speaking of retarded governors
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/04/02/georgia-gov-brian-kemp-who-resisted-strict-coronavirus-measures-says-he-just-learned-it-transmitted-asymptomatically/
>Kemp said he was “finding out that this virus is now transmitting before people see signs.”

>“Those individuals could have been infecting people before they ever felt bad, but we didn’t know that until the last 24 hours,” he said. He added that the state’s top doctor told him that “this is a game-changer.”

I have a feeling that the states that didn't take measures until this week are going to get rekt. Arizona has a lot of defense contractors and mining, so maybe watch those.

[Anonymous No.18253860]

>>18253833
+5%. I don't wanna talk about the -8.5% from the day before.

>>18253723
>>18253760
These alternate corona chans are cute.

[Anonymous No.18253866]

>>18253383
Kys retard

[Anonymous No.18253879]

>>18253832
Already long REGN, good one to own... hoping we see some more buying oppties in 2 weeks when lockdowns get extended.

[Anonymous No.18253892]

>>18253833
Gayest post of the day. Every day.

[Anonymous No.18253904]

>>18253833
Down 3.7%, RTN took a big fat shit at EoD. Made like $50 on USO though.

[Anonymous No.18253907]

>>18253833
Up 0.20%. Lost a bunch of money monday and just managed to make it all back.

[Anonymous No.18253912]

>>18253362
Best infographic of the week. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18253917]

>>18253833
down 15% total. two stocks in the green... barely +2% on those combined, want to liquidate as much as possible because i expect several red days next week as the effect of missed company rents starts to come about. gambling on green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18253925]

>>18253833
Up 10% but I'm holding tza bags, I'm praying for a drop on Friday or I will be holding for a week

[Anonymous No.18253928]

>>18253833
Up 2.08%
Would be more if it weren't for telecom falling, fuck T

[Anonymous No.18253935]

>>18253833
based

I'm up a teeny tiny, trimmed some KO to buy more on a dip. I don't trust this market worth a damn.

>>18253860
Yep
but I'm not going to post any more because I'm disappointed in you 0__0anon, encouraging /soc/lgbt/ degeneracy in muh stock thread, unacceptable.

>>18253879
Yep! Even the eyelea stuff was looking good and now kevzara and monoclonal antibodies... it's run up a bit too far though and could get rekt on any negative news on those. Or if someone else gets a major development.

[Anonymous No.18253951]

>>18253186
Fantasizing about being with a woman like this makes me realize I would still be myself: unhappy. Same goes with being rich, although I am not so quick to gloom when I imagine having more time not worrying about finances to focus on my hobbies. So still I delude myself on this board, wasting time trying to outgun the brrr printer. In the end both pursuits are ultimately meaningless. Some just aren't meant to "make it", if such a thing is even possible.

[Anonymous No.18253954]

>>18253928
they were propped up on buyback news and news of selling off some kind of hispanic operation. I dropped mine on the 31st.

[Anonymous No.18253956]

It is absurd how desperate is to rally. And all off of a hope of a prayer of progress between Russia and Saudi Arabia.
And it won't help anyone in the US except the huge players.

[Anonymous No.18253964]

>>18253954
Wish I had enough sense to do the same.

[Anonymous No.18253966]

Is 4.50 a pretty yummy strike price for a cash covered put on USO for next week?

[Anonymous No.18253971]

>>18253580
mooning just like SPY and oil prices in a couple of days

[Anonymous No.18253974]

>>18253956
oil is*
Also
Xth for rickdplumr1

[Anonymous No.18253986]

>>18253833
3%, since my bands can predict the future and time, I wonder what happens if I use them for things other than the stock market

[Anonymous No.18253987]

>>18253935
>encouraging /soc/lgbt/ degeneracy in muh stock thread, unacceptable.
The hwut now? When was this?

[Anonymous No.18253989]

OPEC emergency meeting will almost certainly result in a deal by tomorrow because they don't want to deal with coronavirus and the oil market. Tomorrow's going to be green because of it.

[Anonymous No.18253993]

My personal lesson so far is that every transaction that I made in the past couple of weeks would have been better had I waited a few more days on each one of them. I'm now resolute in being steadfast.

[Anonymous No.18253999]

>>18253765
Have 450 XOM @ 32.00 and 8500 MRO @ 3.50.

[Anonymous No.18254004]

>>18253989
kill the clown market

[Anonymous No.18254010]

Just loaded up on SPY 90P today, I’m 100% certain it’s going to be in the money. Thanks for the free money bulls

[Anonymous No.18254028]

>>18254010
jej

[Anonymous No.18254033]

>>18253860
it'll be okay!
>>18253892
you're still mad lol
>>18253935
it's a very strange rally, volume is weird
>>18253986
chart corona cases with bollies and find a way to short their presence?

[Anonymous No.18254037]

>>18254010
Ur fucked spy is up 3% in futures already. At best tomorrow is crab. At worst it's rally 10% from OPEC deal

[Anonymous No.18254042]

>>18253999
What? With a different broker or something?
Well, never mind then. You are heavily saturated in American oil.

[Anonymous No.18254043]

>>18253989
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18254052]

>>18253312
Bulls on suicide watch tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18254053]

>>18253974
Brutal

[Anonymous No.18254063]

>>18254037
ya-know what, we said the opposite today. maybe it'll play out the same way tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18254064]

>>18254037
>>18254043

[Anonymous No.18254068]

>>18253833
Complaint level: 0

[Anonymous No.18254072]

>>18254052
Wrong image

[Anonymous No.18254081]

>>18254037
Future's are at 3% because it's not tethered to today's close yet. SP500 closed 2526 and futures are at 2517.

[Anonymous No.18254082]

Where is phase 4

Bring congress back to dc or skype it out fuckkkk

[Anonymous No.18254090]

GME short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.18254098]

Tomorrow will be bull slaughter

[Anonymous No.18254101]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.18254106]

>>18254063
Unironically I'm sitting in front of my computer all day tomorrow praying for crab battle. Just so I can unload my bags with a low lose, like 4% Im hoping. Buying back in was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.18254116]

>>18254098
>Tomorrow will be bull slaughter
Bears setting themselves up for this much disappointment

[Anonymous No.18254126]

>>18254098
Your side hasn't got the volume, buckeroo.

[Anonymous No.18254127]

>>18254098
you've been saying that for a week

[Anonymous No.18254132]

>>18254081
Oh fuck your right, I MIGHT MAKE IT OUT IF THIS ALIVE OR IN PROFIT THANK JESUS

[Anonymous No.18254134]

>>18253987
:|
>>18176245

[Anonymous No.18254139]

I would not buy oil producer stocks at ANY price right now. Most of them are going to zero.

[Anonymous No.18254142]

so is oil going to continue mooning? mr. trump said a deal is going to be announced soon!

[Anonymous No.18254149]

>>18254098
Keep predicting those red days but look around nobody is selling.

[Anonymous No.18254154]

>>18254134
That's a different anon using my filenames.

[Anonymous No.18254157]

>>18254127
we're down since a week ago

[Anonymous No.18254159]

>>18254101
Like?

[Anonymous No.18254162]

ok I'm tired of babysitting this clownfiesta, I just want to dump my capital and stop bothering myself with stocks
do you think it's a bad idea to buy everything tomorrow and forget for decade? why?

[Anonymous No.18254165]

>>18253833
I'm up 1.72%. Buying cheapies has been working out great for me :)

[Anonymous No.18254177]

>>18254139
Put everything I have into RDS-B

[Anonymous No.18254178]

>>18254101
>>18254159
Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

[Anonymous No.18254179]

>>18254142
It's up on speculation of a deal. It will not hold if there is not a steady drip of positive feels coming out of the negotiations.

[Anonymous No.18254184]

>>18254162
Its a great idea

Just 2 years instead of 10 if picking

[Anonymous No.18254185]

>>18254139
why?

[Anonymous No.18254187]

>>18254157
no, we are up actually
a week ago was 24th and prices were lower, go check

[Anonymous No.18254188]

>>18254042
Nah, I just didn't include it in my first screenshot. Some of the XOM shares are in my IRA and not shown here. Tanker sector got slammed today but not sure why.

[Anonymous No.18254194]

>>18253912
you can play around with the terms and see for yourself

https://trends.google.com/

try all the expected noob queries like "is x a good stock" or "what stock to buy" and look how it correlates with "robinhood" numbers

our market is being flooded by e-thots from twitter and redditres

[Anonymous No.18254195]

>>18254162
DCA

[Anonymous No.18254210]

Slowly the american economy is closing more and more and lockdowns are extended. Does anyone really think the oil price is going up?

[Anonymous No.18254223]

>>18254187
We closed at 253 that week, we are now at 251.93

quite the recovery, mumu

[Anonymous No.18254225]

>>18254210
it's more about the price war than corona virus

[Anonymous No.18254226]

>>18253855
FUCKING HUWAT!!??

I saw he was having a conference today. I was amazed when the normies at my college didn't know that by the beginning of march, but FUCKINNG APRIL???

Did anyone besides San Francisco/Silicon Valley/Bay Area take this seriously early on??

>>18254154
uh huh, yeah okay
I'll let you off this time.

>>18254178
>Travel, oil, REITs, Ford, and malls/department stores aren't going to be able to support their dividends
This shocked no one who was paying attention, your copypasta is straight retarded.

If KO, JNJ, MRK, LMT suspend dividends, THEN we'll have a problem. I'm even a little suspicious of ABBV right now, honestly.

[Anonymous No.18254229]

>>18254159
pic related

>>18254178
looks like someone doesn't know how to do their DD on dividend growth stocks

also BA didn't cut its dividend, merely suspended it. There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.18254231]

>>18254188
>Tanker sector got slammed today but not sure why.
I saw that too. They should be mooning right now.
My guess is some insiders know something we don't.
Tankers got to be good after they report earnings right? Q1 has got to be good for them.

[Anonymous No.18254233]

>>18254210
This isn't about demand. It's about hammering out a deal to stop the uncontrolled production coming off the fallout of OPEC+.

[Anonymous No.18254241]

If I buy an option for next month, and I called it correctly, you dont get any of that money till the contract expires, right?

[Anonymous No.18254248]

>>18254223
24th closed at 244

[Anonymous No.18254251]

>>18254241
No you sell your option back on the market once you feel like you've made/lost enough.

[Anonymous No.18254252]

>>18254231
>I saw that too. They should be mooning right now.
>My guess is some insiders know something we don't.
There is a hopium fever that thinks a deal will be struck tomorrow which would have collateral of sinking Saudi storage plans in tankers.

[Anonymous No.18254255]

>>18254210
Once the US shale producers are kill the remaining exporters can cut production levels to reach a price target of their choosing.

[Anonymous No.18254259]

>>18253249
Hahaha based sweet bro & hella jeff poster

[Anonymous No.18254260]

>>18254255
You are delusional if you think the US government is letting it's oil producers go under.

[Anonymous No.18254267]

>>18254210

Not yet. I'm eyeing mid-May to June for a bottom.

[Anonymous No.18254268]

>>18254251
So if I buy a big boy oil producer contract two years from now for when oil goes back up, you'll make 30% when it goes to 40$, or whatever, and can sell it whenever?

[Anonymous No.18254270]

>>18253833
>>18253833
I'm up 2% but overall down 12% since last week. I got fucked on a biotech pump and dump, Intelsat taking a shit, and FRO & SQQQ tanking because of the Trump tweet.
I wanted to buy into oil too, but was convinced oil would stay the course if not drop in 2-3 weeks and tanker space will be at a premium due to the glut.

[Anonymous No.18254278]

>>18254229
What does red text mean

[Anonymous No.18254279]

The OPEC meeting is the biggest thing to happen this month. If you get it right it's an automatic 50% in your favor. Good luck to the gamble niggers, may the gains be in your favor

[Anonymous No.18254282]

Fed's balance sheet increased by another 0.5T! Thank you jerome!

[Anonymous No.18254286]

What price do you guys expect RTX to close tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18254287]

There are thousands and thousands of companies out there with low debt, deep assets, cheap stock prices and high growth potential, and you guys decide to speculate on oil

[Anonymous No.18254290]

>>18254037
please no, im loaded up on SPXS and SDOW

[Anonymous No.18254293]

BAM.A just got a huge price cut because of a 3:2 split, should I sell my BIP.UN (which is still high) to buy more BAM.A?

[Anonymous No.18254295]

>>18254279
exciting times for sure

[Anonymous No.18254297]

>6 million unemployment
>dow goes up
What the FUCK is this market

[Anonymous No.18254299]

>>18254287
name one such company

[Anonymous No.18254304]

>>18254278
black text are what i own, red text are on my watchlist

[Anonymous No.18254307]

>>18254297
this is the new normal

[Anonymous No.18254311]

>>18254297
3.3 + 6.6

[Anonymous No.18254312]

>>18254299
Marathon Oil

[Anonymous No.18254315]

>>18254162

its probably good for your health to reduce anxiety and stress levels of clown market doing the opposite of what its supposed to do and watching your money evaporate in real time

[Anonymous No.18254328]

>>18254299
AAPL

[Anonymous No.18254329]

LOL @ Russian media commenting oil tweet.

https://www.interfax.ru/business/702297

Historically, Donald Trump did not bode well for oil. The number of times an American president fired in the direction of OPEC with short tracer phrases, consisting mainly of the words "cartel," "high prices," and "bad." However, even Trump considered the free fall of the market after the collapse of the OPEC + transaction and a sharp subsidence of demand due to the coronavirus to be excessive. His tweet report on the dizzying successes of shuttle oil diplomacy sent prices sky-high in today's tough times, where $ 30 a barrel looms.

True, there are a few buts. The scale of production cuts Trump writes about is up to 15 million barrels per day! - It would look nice as an April Fool’s joke, because less than a month ago, Russia and Saudi Arabia blew up their strategic alliance from the inside, not agreeing on a ten-fold lower production decline. In addition, it is important that Putin did not know about Putin’s conversation with the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, the key link in the logical chain of Trump’s tweet, on Thursday evening.

Be that as it may, the ice has broken - Riyadh has already offered to urgently gather in OPEC + format and sent a signal to the market about its readiness to cut production (though is it so much increased?), If other manufacturers support it. The last few years have accustomed the market to the fact that negotiations always lead to some kind of agreement. 2020 destroyed this belief. Russia plays with budget muscles, making it clear that it is ready to endure opponents and wait for a rebound in prices. But the coronavirus, in the fight against the consequences of which Russia has already pledged 1.4 trillion rubles, can make all sides of the oil polygon more accommodating.

[Anonymous No.18254330]

>>18254297
Fed changed the game last week. Stock market is no longer based on speculation. It’s now based on how many ETFs the Fed prints money for.

[Anonymous No.18254335]

>>18254260
To do that the price of oil has to go up via tariffs or other means..

[Anonymous No.18254336]

>>18252809
they were struggling when unemployment was at all-time lows and the market was thriving.

I don't expect Kohl's to make it through this recession.

>>18254297
>>18254307
>6 million unemployment
>dow goes up
uhhh... the market crashed in anticipation of this
How did you not know this would happen a month ago?

[Anonymous No.18254337]

>>18254188
why are you a bigger believer in MRO than XOM

[Anonymous No.18254338]

>>18254304
What do you think about Dow Chemical's dividends?

[Anonymous No.18254339]

>>18254299
GLPG

[Anonymous No.18254340]

USA numba #1

[Anonymous No.18254344]

>>18254297
upside down

[Anonymous No.18254346]

Daily reminder that stonks only go up

Except for your stonks of course
Your stonks suck

[Anonymous No.18254350]

>>18254260
Only shale. US was becoming the main exporter in the world. This entire move was to kill the shale industry so they could control the market again. If there is a deal it will be to make an OPEC-lite with big US oil and the Saudis.
Trump doesn't know anything about oil, he only started noticing because Tucker Carlson gave a speech about it on Wednesday. The Saudis are going to get what they want, the only question is when.

[Anonymous No.18254351]

>>18254340
this chart is also stock growth in the next month

[Anonymous No.18254359]

>>18254241
lol, no. you almost never want to hold it until it expires. only do that as a last ditch effort if you already lost too much and have nothing left on it to lose

[Anonymous No.18254370]

>>18254350

>The tariff man isn't going to drop the tariffhammer on Saudi dumpers during an election year

[Anonymous No.18254374]

>>18254350
I disagree, the saudis are going to be the clear losers in this game of chicken. The US is the main security force in the region for them and it's not like the Saudis want to spend their oil profits on their own defense.

[Anonymous No.18254382]

>>18254370
We don't import Saudi oil fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.18254383]

>>18254297
You will do better understanding the market if you learn that market moves ahead of expected news. Bad job report was traded on yesterday. Today we're back to technicals and possibility of good oil news coming over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.18254397]

>>18254229
>looks like someone doesn't know how to do their DD on dividend growth stocks
but OXY cut their dividend by 85% and they had not lowered it in over 20 years

[Anonymous No.18254400]

>>18254231
>>18254252
Seems like a bit of an over reaction since nothing definitive has been announced yet and I doubt it would completely kill the contango unless oil doubles.

[Anonymous No.18254401]

>>18254329
Tldr: uh we have no idea how the deal with work out but good luck to the gamble niggers!

Reminder to take tomorrow and and refresh new outlets and trumps twitter. You can still squeeze some gains out without gambling if your fast enough

[Anonymous No.18254402]

>>18254350
the saudis depend on us for their tanks and jets, they would not want to compromise that source of cutting edge military technology by offending us too deeply

[Anonymous No.18254416]

>actually thinking the saudi's aren't just hyping up orangeman so they can crash even further within the next couple days and force chapter 11 on the last remaining stragglers
>not realizing the only reason saudi's and russia are even having this "war" exactly during corona depression is to eliminate growing U.S. oil competition for the umpteenth time
shorting RDS down to 25/share

[Anonymous No.18254417]

>>18254350
>he only started noticing because Tucker Carlson gave a speech about it on Wednesday.
this is ridiculous but I believe it

[Anonymous No.18254420]

JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
>JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
>JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
>JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
>JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC
>JPM MAY NOT BE READY FOR SBA'S PAYMENT PROTECTION PROGRAM - CNBC

Small businesses are FUCKED lmao

[Anonymous No.18254426]

>>18254382
im actually mad we arent right now. we should be filling up huge stockpiles of near-free foreign oil for our military and strategic reserves

[Anonymous No.18254428]

>>18254229
>>18254397
How has PTY not cut their dividend?

[Anonymous No.18254434]

>>18254370
>we buy Saudi oil
Nope
>>18254374
No administration since the 80s has actually stood up to the Saudis. We rely on most oil in the world being traded in dollars as a pseudo backing of our fiat currency. They bankrolled 9/11 and we have systematically bombed literally all of their neighbors for it.
Their entire economy is built on oil. They know exactly what they are doing and that they will get away with it.

[Anonymous No.18254438]

>>18254340
this means usa is the only country that can test properly

[Anonymous No.18254444]

>>18254426
and where do you want to store all that excess oil if everything is already filled to the brim?

[Anonymous No.18254458]

>>18254338
i think its borderline unsafe. payout ratio is too high and its probably a prime candidate to be cut if there are issues for its cash flow because of COVID19.

good company but coming off a spin off and trying to get its feet under it, could cut the dividend

[Anonymous No.18254462]

>>18254350
>the USA becomes the defacto leader of OPEC
what a timeline

[Anonymous No.18254470]

>>18254444
water towers. Think about it. We purge our plumbing and just plumb oil everywhere. People can fill their cars up on tap. Toilets still work and they just filter the shit out and recycle the oil. I'm a fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.18254473]

>>18254307
>>18254297
PAY ATTENTION
pic related and check this post:
>>18254383

Also, damn I love the way the thighhighs compress her thighs.

>>18254402
Funny that, they're one of the few who buy from russians and US defense companies, and we don't do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.18254475]

>>18254420
thats what i told my IRA broker on the phone yesterday when he was asking why i wanted to sell the small biz cap funds ASAP. he was like "uhh ok but you know they will rebound and you will lose out on that" and i was like "i dont think its going anywhere but face first into a burning twisted metal wreckage of smoldering crater" and he was like "ok i understand sir, is there anything else i can do for you" and then i had them transfer my IRA to a self managed account so i could sell shit without looking like a paranoid schizo to wagies on the phone

[Anonymous No.18254477]

>>18254346
Based, redpilled, high quality post and opinion.

[Anonymous No.18254487]

>>18254416
It is but a Trump tweet that raises the price 5$ is amazing counter pressure. The Saudis wanted a quick a powerful sub twenty but it only took Trump 30s to get oil at 25 and to force KSA to sell low but not low enough for who knows how long, maybe till the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.18254495]

It's live, lets see if he mentions oil and pumps the market again to green Friday.

[Anonymous No.18254509]

>>18254475
based.
also I know schwab charges for trades you have them execute over the pohne.

[Anonymous No.18254513]

Reminder that SmallCap is better for shorting ATM. Far less likely to get bailouts.

[Anonymous No.18254523]

HEY HEY

HO HO

THESE BEARS HAVE GOT TO GO

[Anonymous No.18254535]

>>18253690
Their numbers are lower because their population is lower. That chart is meaningless. Post a per capita chart.

[Anonymous No.18254550]

>>18254513
>laughs in DRV and SRTY

[Anonymous No.18254553]

>>18254523
Tomorrow we hit the big line from the top again. If this market trades on technicals it should drop but if it breaks it then that the bear market trend done.

[Anonymous No.18254563]

>>18254553
this market trades on fed pumping

[Anonymous No.18254569]

The mooning begins. Hope you loaded up on calls.

[Anonymous No.18254579]

>>18254550
>Real estate
A bit early to short that isn't it? Or are you holding for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.18254581]

>>>/pol/251616927
bullish?

[Anonymous No.18254582]

futures about to crash from press briefing

[Anonymous No.18254594]

>>1825456
???? Based on what? Futures are dead as fuck right now.

[Anonymous No.18254601]

>>18254563
Technicals are still strong but that's the only bear line of defense left and it's getting tighter by the day.

[Anonymous No.18254609]

>>18254582
priced in

[Anonymous No.18254610]

>>18254594
Meant for>>18254569

[Anonymous No.18254611]

It's becoming increasingly obvious that I have no idea what I'm doing. RIP my money

[Anonymous No.18254615]

>>18254252
If anything this is an opportunity to get in tankers and flip them since this is probably a trump pump.

[Anonymous No.18254622]

>>18254611
don't worry, neither does anyone else, not really anyways

[Anonymous No.18254632]

>>18254611
just do the opposite

[Anonymous No.18254639]

>>18254579
Nah I’m probably fucking it up

[Anonymous No.18254652]

lmao the nuch is slamming obama

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18254664]

This Coronavirus press conference is pretty fucking bullish so far, sounds like the Trumpbux are coming sooner than they thought

[Anonymous No.18254668]

Well I'm working from home starting next week. Only gotta go into the office if they need something. Still getting paid to boot. So for all intents I'm "retired" till this has passed.

[Anonymous No.18254672]

FUCKING LOL

>SBA loan program crashing and burning
>All the big banks not on board and won't lend to small businesses
>Mnuchin just doubled the interest rate on the loans
>Big banks win again

[Anonymous No.18254680]

>>18254664
those bags getting heavy yet?

[Anonymous No.18254688]

>>18254639
Real estate is iffy I think. I know a guy who buys property every year and he thinks housing prices will go up because rates are so low. The people layed off couldn't afford property anyways. Also the banks are pushing to give out loans.

That's his take anyways.

[Anonymous No.18254690]

>he shorted TSLA
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breathe*
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18254695]

>>18254664
>IRS literally says that a lot of people won't be getting their checks until 2 months from now
>Bullish

[Anonymous No.18254711]

>>18254690
where's that tsla to 200 guy

[Anonymous No.18254717]

>>18254340
Wait, something's wrong here. Didn't Italy at one point had almost 10k in one day?

[Anonymous No.18254726]

>>18254672
I'm at work, /pol/ is saying they are giving small businesses 10mill loans? My SMALLCAP shorts are rip at this rate

[Anonymous No.18254727]

>>18254690
>>18254711
Someone was posting TSLA to $60 today

[Anonymous No.18254728]

>>18254690
You could have bought a 4/3 520C for .53 cents at closing today.

[Anonymous No.18254745]

>>18254690
dang, wish i had bought back in

[Anonymous No.18254755]

NEW NEW NEW

>>18254742
>>18254742

>>18254742

>>18254742

>>18254742

[Anonymous No.18254762]

>>18254690
Damn, I saw it dip below 450 today and convinced myself to let it hit 420 (blaze it) before picking some up. What the hell happened after market?

[Anonymous No.18254765]

>>18253721
Rope

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18254784]

>>18254680
Not even slightly, especially with those executed insider options today.

[Anonymous No.18254794]

>>18253373
Yeah no shit but we are using the defense purchase authorization act to put our healthcare system on steroids to fix this thing. Honestly we will very soon have it to the point soon enough where it will be overkill.

[Anonymous No.18254846]

>>18254487
he probably only did that because he has someone with margin longs. Oil this low still kills all of US shale

[Anonymous No.18254868]

>>18254762
They released a thing that their deliveries on shit were way higher than expected

[Anonymous No.18254897]

>>18254868
Ah, makes sense, that's the only news besides Elon calling people names on twitter that seems to move the stock price these days, should've considered it.

[Anonymous No.18255000]

>>18254611
Don't play the game unless you have a good idea of how to win your bets. I'm currently sitting on the sidelines myself. Only thing I feel confident about in the short-run is that gold will go up.